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Loup City Northwestern 4. W. BURLEIGH, Publisher. LOUP CITY, - . NEBRASKA. Ueronimo’s sympathy will go out to the yacht Apache—the last of the race. It's only a question of time before the babies will strike against go-carts and demand automobiles. Says an eastern paper. “Twenty Vas sar girls expect to be married after graduation." Only twenty? Togo's portraits indicate a man of patient resourcefulness and great ver satility as to styles of whiskers. An English scientist has discovered that every hen's egg contains a quan tity of deadly bacteria. Boil your eggs. It costs a great deal to live in Pan ama, but funerals are much less ex pensive there than they are further north. If “only women that have passed the age of 30" are to wear the hoop skirt, there is nothing more to be said on the subject. • Somebody has written a book en titled “How to Know the Wild Flow ers.” It is easy enough to know the others by the bills. A newspaper says that one of the Japanese naval officers proved to be another Hobson. Wrong again; they don’t kiss in Japan. The census bureau has ruled that women must tell their ages to the enumerators. Isn’t this putting a premium on perjury? An antique drinking cup was sold in I.ondon the other day for SS1.375. Now the owner is wondering what a fellow ought to drink in a cup like tnat. Will Europe now begin sending its sons to the Japanese naval and mili tary academies when it wants to have them thoroughly educated in the art of war? We have a great admiration for the man who can sneak ten or twelve lan guages, but our admiration palls when we reflect that we can understand but one of them. An English woman has won the in ternational golf championship for ladies. This could hardly have hap pened if Miss Chrysanthemum of Ja pan had competed. “Which,” asks the Boston Tran script. “are the worse—gypsy moths or firebugs?” We thank our Boston contemporary. We feared it was go ing to say “worst.” Paderewski has “myalgia of the muscles of the neck and the right scapular region.” A piano virtuoso of his standing couldn't afford to have merely a “stiff neck.” Fashionable ladies in New York are new affecting a cunning little lisp. Well, that’s more innocent than a good many things they have affected during the past few seasons. An Englishman in Canada writes home to complain that Canadians are learning to think “Americanly.” Well, propinquity will bring about even greater changes in time. The America was first and the rest nowhere, the Atlantic was first and the rest nowhere. If America doesn’t rule the waves it’s because she’s go ing too fast to notice them. Pittsburg has a mother of seven teen children who wants either a med1 al or a pension. The father, who has not been accused of non-support, ought to receive some consideration. The Earl of Wemyss says that pro hibitionists live 57 years, drunkards 59 years and moderate drinkers 71 years. The Earl of Wemyss will not be in vited to address the next W. C. T. U. convention. One of the provisions of William Ziegler’s will is that the executors shall find Anthony Fiala. who was in command of the last Polar expedition sent out by Mr. Ziegler. But suppos ing they can’t? Venus rises between 2 and 3 a. m. this month, and you have to stay out late if you want to see her. Still, we wouldn’t offer that as an excuse when we got home, if we were you. It might be misunderstood. 1 - Mrs. Reginald Vanderbilt took her poodle to Philadelphia, and then, at the hotel, the dog amused itself by eating a hole in a $500 rug. The land lord included this amount in the board bill. The dog is for sale. The owner of the house in which Walt W’hitman was born refuses to ' permit the placing of a commemorate ive tablet either upon the building or the grounds adjoining it. Perhaps no body has explained to him that Whit man was a poet. Reports from the leading wheat states indicate that the general yield for 1905 will be 670,000,000 bushels, the largest since 1901. It is evident that any man who is thinking of cornering the wheat crop this year has an ex tensive task before him. A young man and a young woman went to the theater together to attend a matinee. “Let’s get married and sur prise everybody,” said the young man, as they left the theater, and they did. Perhaps a few months from now they may get a divorce and nobody will be surprised. Information comes from Alkmar, Holland, that a railroad is to be built there by the “Noorder Staamtramwag maatschappij.” If any of the trains ever run into the name of the company eickening results may he looked for. WHY EYESIGHT FAILS INFERIOR ARTIFICIAL LIGHT FRE QUENTLY THE CAUSE. Illuminants of the Past, One and All, Have Serious Defects—Acetylene Gas, with Its Clear, Unwavering, Yet Soft Flame Cannot Hurt the Eyes. Chicago, June 20.—No e~e can go into our schools or meet a group of children on the street without noticing how large a number of them wear spectacles. The propor tion seems to increase yearly, and there are many more who ought to wear glassy. The experience of one teacher might be duplicated by the score. She knew Alice was inatten tive and she thought she was unusual ly stupid. She said so to the principal and sent a note to the mother, re questing that the child be helped at home if she wished her to keep up with her class. One’day after a black board explanafion, the teacher called upon the child and found that she had not seen what had been written. She was kept after school and by dint of much sympathetic questioning Miss C. found that Alice had never been able to see what wras put on the board and that her head had ached so often and so hard that she frequently failed to hear what was said. Such a condition may be caused by lack of prqper food, but in our Ameri can homes it is usually due to the poor quality of the artificial light. The yellow, insufficient light of the ordi nary kerosene lamp, with its smoky chimney, is about as bad for the eyes as can be imagined. The flickering light from a coal gas jet is but little better, and even the electric light, brilliant as it usually is, has an un steadiness due to variations in power, and a glare peculiarly trying to the delicate nerves of sight. The compar atively new illuminant acetylene gas produces as nearly perfect an artificial light as has yet been found. It gives a clear white, unwavering light, very brilliant yet perfectly soft, and so nearly like the rays of the sun that even colors appear as in daylight. Fortunately, acetylene is very easily and cheaply produced, and the simple apparatus necessary can be purchased and installed in any home at a very moderate cost, and the acetylene can be piped to convenient points in the house where a light is needed. It is then lighted and extinguished and used exactly like common city gas. Acetylene is rapidly coming into common use in homes, churches, schools and institutions of all kinds, and it is reasonable to expect that as its use in the home increases, there will be fewer defective eyes, particu larly among children. Poor eyesight and the many ills resulting therefrom will undoubtedly be much reduced by the use of this new yiuminant. The average girl will allow her mother to pick out a husband for her, but when it comes to the wedding gown she generally asserts herself. RAILWAY RATE LEGISLATION. At the biennial convention of the Older of Railway Conductors recent ly held at Portland, Oregon, resolu tions were unanimously adopted voic ing their sentiments as to the effect of proposed railway rate legislation on the 1,300,000 railroad employes, whom they in part represented. These resolutions “indorse the attitude of President Roosevelt in condemning secret rebates and other illegalities, and commend the attitude of the heads of American Railways, who, with practical unanimity, have joined with the president on this question." They then respectfully point out to Congress the “inadvisability of legis lation vesting in the hands of a com mission power over railway rates, now lower by far in the United States than in any other country," because such regulation.would “result in litigation and confusion and in evitably tend to an enforced reduc tion in rates, irrespective of the ques tion of the ability of the railroads to stand the reduction, especially in view of the increased cost of their supplies and materials.” They further protest ed against such power being given to the present Inter-State Commission because “the proposed legislation is not in harmony with our idea of American jurisprudence, inasmuch as* it contemplates that a single body shall have the right to investigate, indict, try, condemn and then enforce its decisions at the cost of the car riers, pending appeal, which is mani festly inequitable.” The conductors base their demand for only such legislation if* any, as would “secure and insure justice and equity and preserve equal rights to all parties concerned,” on the ground that the low cost of transportation “is the result of the effitviency of American railway management and operation which have built up the country through constant improvement and development of territory, while at the same time recognition has been given to the value of intelligence among em ployes in contrast to foreign methods, where high freight rates and lowest wages to employes obtain.” In pressing their claim against leg islation adverse to their interests, they point out the fact that “the freight rates of this country average only two per cent of the cost of arti cles to the consumer, thus making the freight rate so insignificant a factor in the selling price that numerous standard articles are sold at the same price in all parts of the country.” Society is a body. It isn’t well un less it’s well all over. A sore little toe can make a whole man miserable. Insist on Getting It. Rome grocers say they don’t keep Defiance Starch. This is because they have a sto'dc on hand of other brands containir-g only 12 oz. in a package, which they won’t be able to sell first, became Defiance contains 16 oz. for the same money. Do you want 16 oz. instead of 12 oz for same money? Then l-ty Defiance S Jarch. Requires no cooking. The mothers heart is the child’s schoolroom.—Henry Ward Beecher. Defiance Starch is guaranteed biggest and best or money refunded. 16 ounces, 10 cents. Try it now. Children have more need of models than critics —Joubert V Should Be Patented. Dinah—“Mandy, wha’ foh you give dat baby a big piece of pohk ter chaw on? Don' you-all know the poh chile'll choke on it?” Mandy—‘‘Dinah, don’ you see de strin jied to dat piece er fat pohk? De udder end's tied to de chile’s tee. Ef he chokes he’ll kick, an if he kicks he'll jerk de pohk out. Ah eckon you-all caip't learn me nothin’ x>ut bringin’ up ehillun!” In Boston. “Gimme some whisky,” shouted the man who had rushed headlong into the barroom. “I want it bad.” ‘‘Do you desire it bad or badly, sir?” inquired the gentl^nanly bartender with significant emphasis. The man decided that he wanted it badly. Politically Speaking. “Mrs! Hasher.” said the boarder who is up on polities, "don’t y*u think you could revise the tariff on ray hall room somewhat?” “I could,” responded the landlady, with an ominous glitter in her eye. “and I should like to. But. let me in form you that any tariff revision on your room will be of an upward char acter.”—Courier-Journal. Not a Lawyer. Mrs. Beauti—"Why did you refuse Mr. Blackstone?” Miss Beauti—“He’s a base deceiver, ma. He has been pretending to be a lawyer, but lie’s an impostor.” “Mercy me! How did you find out?” “When he proposed to me last night he didn't say ‘whereas’ or ‘aforesaid’ once.”—New York Weekly. NEEDED THE MONEY, ‘Tm writing an article on how to live on $10 a week. “What are you doing that for?” “To get a bit of the ten.” Accounts for the Mystery. “And so the Romans once invaded Great Britain,” said Miss Gilligal, to whom her Uncle Charles had been reading of Caesar's conquests. “That accounts for it, then.*’ “Accounts for what?” asked Uncle Charles. "For there being so many Latin words which resemble our English ones. The Romans very naturally picked up a good many of our expres sions while in England. Wonder I never thought of that before.” Where Lies the East? “Yes, I’ve just returned from a two months’ visit in the east,” the Portland young lady was saying, “and, oh, I had such a lovely time! Those easterners are so different from us, though.” • “What points did you visit?” inquir ed the new-comer in Oregon. “I do hope you saw dear old Boston.” “Boston!” the Portland girL ejacu lated. “I should say not. I wras in Montana.”—Portland Oregonian. Proper Sort of Son-in-Law. “Yes, sir; I love your daughter, and, while I am poor I am “There, there, don’t spring that old gag about being poor but honest.” “I wasn't going to; I was going to say that I was not honest enough to let it keep me from getting on in the world when I got my opportunity.” “That’s the talk! Go and marry her and then come back here. I want to unfold a little scheme.” Too Bad a Risk. Wife—That insurance agent who dined with us last night seemed a very gentlemanly fellow. Is he going to take you, dear? Husband—No; he says I am too great a risk. Wife—Why, there isn't anything the matter with you, is there? Husband—No, no; but he learned that you cooked the dinner. The Prodigal’s Resentment. “I realize,” said the unhappy parent, “that the way I have brought you up conclusively proves that I am little better than a fool.” “Sir!” cried the wayward youth. “I appreciate the fact that your age pro tects you from my just resentment. If you were a younger man I would soon teach you that no man can speak dis respectfully of my father in my pres ence.” Practical Girl’s Idea. “WTiy do you waste so many hours on beautifying devices?” inquired the old-fashioned woman. “Why not de vote that time to thinking beautiful thoughts?” “Oh, fudge,” retorted the modern damsel. “My beau isn’t a mind read er.” A Look Ahead. “Before you decide to marry, my child, there are some serious things to be considered.” “Yes, papa, it has just struck me that a divorce costs a great deal more than a marriage license.” Sentimental. » “She was a woman,” said the pbeti cal boarder, “whose beauty turned men’s hearts to fire.” “And their necks to rubber, 1 sup pose,” added the prosy old bachelor. 4 A Reckless Assertion. “I notice that the Washington Post says that Wall street men must live.” "Strange, isn’t it, that even the most careful and conscientious of journals will at times indulge in excusably reckless assertions.” Perennial Failure. “Old Doughgraft has made another assignment. It’s getting to be chronic with him, isn’t it?” “Oh, yes! The boys on the street refer to him as ‘Old Peach Crop.' ” At the Front Door. Weary Willie—Say, lady, I’m dat hungry I don't know what to do. I Mrs. Goodart—Very well, poor man; walk around to the kitchen and we’ll give you something. Weary Willie—Dat’s a purty long walk, lady; couldn’t yer hand it out here just as well? Manipulated the Scales. “What did Van Osier say the fish weighed?” ‘ Thirty-two pounds and four ounces. He says he weighed it himself.” “Let s see—what's Van Osier’s busi ness?” “He’s a retail coal dealer.” “Huh!” Sunset Charms. “Oh. Mr. Chappey,” exclaimed Miss Gush, “why weren’t you up on the hill to see the sunset? It was just too lovely.” “Yaas,” replied Chappey, “sent my man up to do it for me. He undah fitands that sawt of thing, don’t you know.” Slandering the Dear Departed. Jawback—My mother's cooking Mrs. Jawback—Well, she deserves it. But I didn’t think you’d Acknowl edge it so shortly after her death. Under Protect. “Can you let me have a good room here for a week?” asked Ihe New Yorker. "Sure,” replied the Chicago hotel clerk; “we can let you have one for as long as you want to stay.” “Oh, I’ll need it longer than that. I don’t want to stay in this bloomin’ town ten minutes, but 1 simply have to."—Philadelphia Press. Counting the Buttons. “Yes," said the tailor. “Councilman Crookit ordered a four-button cutaway, but he changed it to a three-button.” “Is the three-button more stylish?’ asked the other. “Oh, no. But as he was going out he saw some children on my doorstep playing that old game: ’Rich man, poor man, beggarman, thief.’”—Phil adelphia Press. Frequent Occurrence. “I’ve been reading of a man whc reached the age of 50 without being able to read. He met a woman and for her sake made a scholar* of him self in three years.” “And I know a man who at middle life was a profound scholar. At the age of 50 he met a woman, and for her sake made a fool of himself in three days.” Who Wouldn't Howl? She—Gracious, how the wind does howl to-night! He—Yes; it probably has the tooth ache. She—The toothache! • He—Yes. Have you never heard of the teeth of a gale?—Stray Stories. Her Newest Beau. Nell—You’d better come to choir rehearsal to-night. Belle—I can't. Nell—You’d better. We're going to try a new hymn to-night. Belle—So am I going to try a new hint. That's why I can't come. The Amende Honorable. “What d’ye mean by slanderin’ me, Hi Perkins?” “How’d I slander ve, Sim Walton?” “Said I wrote a po’try book.” “Well, didn’t ye?” “I did not. I wrote a poultry book.” “Sim, I ax your pardon.” A Safe Wager. “I see that a member flf the New port colony makes this naive excuse when threatened with an interview: ‘My lawyer will not allow me to talk for publication, any more.’ ” “Well. I’ll bet it wasn’t a woman that said that.” Something Lasting. “Here’s an account of a small boy at the zoological garden who fed an ourang-outang an indelible pencil with possibly fatal results.” “That small boy deserves an indel ible impression from his mother's slip per.” Doubtful Distinction. “Young Hooper seems to have won distinction with his very first book.” “Yes. A book-trade journal put it among ihe ten worst selling books of the season.” AFRAID TO CROSS HER. Tommy—I’m goin’ swimmin’. Mother—No, you can’t go. Tommy—Well, the cook told me I could. Mother—Oh, in that case I guess you can go. His Own Great Foolishness. Nordy—Your wife sems to think you'll get bunkoed if she lets you out of her sight. You must have once done something very foolish to have a woman looking after you like that. Butts—I did. I married her . Of Course. The Plump Girl—Which do you take first, your dancing lesson or your phy sical culture exercise to gain flesh? The Thin Girl—Oh, the dancing les son. “Grace before meat,’’ you know. Benefited. “Do you enjoy a holiday?”> “No,” answered the candid person, “but I derive benefit from one. After playing baseball or riding in crowded cars for six or eight hours ordinary work seems much pleasanter.” It Must Be So. “Isn’t it funny that all editors are either bachelors or happily married?” “How do you know that?” “Aren’t all the newspapers in favor of more stringent divorce laws?” ► Necessary Modification. Knox—Why don’t you cut that out? Tone your talk down a bit. Kandor—Well, it's all right to call a spade a spade, isn’t it? Knox—Instead of calling it you might whisper it occasionally. “I Will!” Patience—Her motto in life has been “I will!” Patrice—And has she lived up to it? ‘‘She certainly has. She never said no to a marriage proposal in her life.” Leading Question. “I’m at the point w’here I don’t know which would be the best,” said the Bill ville farmer—“whether to raise a big watermelon crop or to whirl in and buy a railroad to haul the crops the other fellers raise!” Premature. “May’s father gave her his consent to marry Tom before Tom proposed.” “And then took it back, I suppose. The heartless old—” “No. Then Tom didn’t propose.” SEARCH FOR *N AFFINITY, One Woman Who Was Fated to Fail in Every Love Affair. In one of the departments there is a little woman, a quiet, timid-looking lit tle hotly, still in the early 30s, whose life story reads like the wildest of ro mances, says the Washington Post. She was born in Florida. At 10 she became engaged to a young man, and jilted him for an Eng lishman. The jilted young man blew out his brains, or at least let fresh air into the place where his brains ought to have been, and to died. The Eng lishman had a younger brother who fell in love with the Florida girl—we’ll call her Julia, because that is not her name. The elder brother, finding out how matters stood, withdraw, where upon Julia, instead of marrying the younger brother, ran away with a sea faring man. The seafaring man had unpleasant habits, so Julia divorced him. A year later she decided to remarry him, but before she could carry out her intention he was lost at sea. With in six months sh^ married an elderly man, and left his as soon as she dis covered that he had a wife and family out in Iowa. She then engaged herself to a young man who died of fever on the day set for the wedding. After that she married a Dane, divorced him, married a Richmond man, and sepa rated from him after two years. All this, and she is not yet 33. One of her intimate friends told me all about it, and when she had finished telling me she sighed sympathetically. “Poor Julia!” she said. “She always wanted to marry andhave a home, but fate was against her, She never found anybody she could really love, and goodness knows, she’s tried.” WAS HER CHARITY TREE. Southern Lady’s Beautiful Way of Helping Good Cause. ' The oddest charity I ever saw in a small "way,’’ said the Colonel, “was in the quiet university town of Athens, Ga.. last summer. I was walking with a friend through the principal street, when we passed a house where a nice looking white-haired woman was sit ting on the porch. Close to the front gate was a large cumquot, or Japan ese orange tree, which was laden with ripe, delicious fruit. My companion expressed a desire for some, and I approached the woman on the stoop, offering to pay for what she would permit us to take. “ 'You may pluck as many as you please, sir,* she said, ‘and if you care to give me something I shall be pleas ed. All the fruit that grows on that tree goes to charity.’ “I gathered a pocketful of cumquots and gave fifty cents, which was re ceived most gratefully. I learned that the woman was the widow of a Con federate officer, who had nothing but her homestead and who took in em broidery to live. The proceeds from that cumquot tree, which amounted to $20 some years, was impartially divided among local charities in which she was interested. Anybody in Athens would as soon have stolen flowers fcom the graves in the ceme tery as steal fruit from that charity tree.” Pick of the Jobs. There are some very desirable jobs in the world if a man could deliberate ly take his pick. Being president of a steel trust doesn't look so bad to one who has never tried it. It would be quite a snap to be czar of Russia if that ruler could just ship his subjects out of the country and import a lot of tame ones. Some people might be able to stand it for a few days if they could be su perintendent of the big canal, while for others life would take on an un wonted sweetness if they could be the iceman. All of these jobs have their good points, and any one who likes them may take one of them provided he can get it, but the small boy has a dif ferent idea. The job that takes his eye is that of the man who paints up the scores for the ball game. With that job in his mitt he would tell the man to go to who came around seriously asking if life was worth living.— Springfield Journal. The “l-Knew-Him-When” Club. George Ade. the playwright, who is said to be making more than $100,000 a year, met a friend in the Fifth Ave nue hotel recently, says Leslie's Week ly. He mentioned the fact that he had been on a trip West. It was in Chi cago as a newspaper reporter that Ade began to write. The other man asked casually whether he enjoyed the trip. “Yes,” said Ade, “about as well as could be expected. Met a lot of the fellows I used to know on the Chicago papers. They were very nice to me. But when my back was turned they all probably said, ‘Why, I knewr that fel low when he was a simple reporter on a Chicago paper.’ Yes. don't you forget it, they are all members of the T-Knew-Him-When' club.” While George Ade sparkles in his conversation and in his writing, it is worth while considering his work se riously, because it has significance. Czar Has Nest Egg. The Czar of Russian, it is said, has $25,000,000 invested in English securi ties, and it is also declared that he would in an extreme crisis fly and live in England, as other monarchs have done before him. Then he has a second string to his bow in the $6,000, 000 invested in American rails, iron and coal. World’s Crop of Silk. The world’s crop of silk in 1904 was 20,268,000 kilograms, against 18, 135.000 in 1903. Japan's export was 5.535.000 kilograms, an increase ol 927,000. The total exports from far East points were 12,165,000 kilograms. The rest of the 1904 crop was from western Europe and the Levant. Bridge and Boiled Cabbage. Vegetarianism is all the vogue among those who take thought what they sha’! eat and what they shall drink, says the London Outlook Bridge and boiled cabbage came iu to gether, and who shall say which has the firmer hold upon persons of fash ion? Calumet Baking Powder Perfect In quality. Moderate in price. FLORIDA SUNSHINE. These Weather Eurean i are • not fit to be trusted \vi . the u in If all women were as good as ih*-v look men would nevyr dur*_* maria them. A woman's credulity is boon j]. but beware how you trifle w. n her vanity. Few women ever destroy love b t ters, though such letters often :• to.v women. The woman who marries a man to improve him, may “prove’’ more thau she set out to. Money may be “the root of ail evil” but it is the women who are always persuading us to dig it up. A woman’s way of reasoning i- a much of a mystery to the av-raaw man as her way of dressing. That a woman’s love of love should outlast her power of inspiring * - one of the brutalities of existence. It is one of the paradoxes of Florida politics that so many bad^bills -shoul 1 be introduced in the legislature by good men.—Florida Times-Uni n. Value cf Sunshine. If-the beneficences of sunshine v -• more generally understood ar ! appre ciated, every house owner would hav* somewhere about the house a solar ium or sun room. The ancient Ho mans knew the value of sunshine ■ . always had solariums attached to the house or forming part of it. SAVED CHILDS LIFE. Remarkable Cure of Dropsy by Dodd's Kidney Pills. 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