Nebraska Newspapers

    bop City Northwestern
J. W. BURLEIGH, Publisher.
1X)UP CITY, - • NEBRASKA.
The oldest doll in the country has
been discovered, and she didn’t object
to telling her age.
A fool and his money are soon part
ed; but a wise man and his money
sometimes are never introduced.
Philander C. Knox says that he has
copied every word of Blackstone three
times in long hand. How about the
Bible?
A well in New Mexico is spouting
live minnows, and the local milkmen
are now getting their water from the
branch.
According to a medical journal
“kissing is dangerous under certain
conditions.’’ It is. The kissee must
be willing.
The Chicago woman who says that
city life “breeds dwarfs, brunettes and
disease” is, of course, a ravishing
blonde herself.
The latest New York fad is calling
cards for dogs. Presumably the dog’s
card is sent in with that of the mon
key that owns it.
The Cleveland young woman who
has declared the bachelor to be an
evil doubtless would suggest that he
consult Dr. Hymen.
The Boston Globe complains of “all
this squdge on Boston's sidewalks.”
Death saved R. W. Emerson from
some awful shocks.
A baby IS months old has been
found in New York earning 50 cents a
day. This may be considered the limit
of sweatshop degradation.
The tin can trust is being held on
the charge of contempt of court. This
ought to be pleasant news to the Un
appreciated Order of Homeless Curs.
A woman in Kansas City hid $500
in a home made bustle and lost the
bustle. Curious and interesting things
like this happen in Kansas City every
day.
A Chicago girl has inherited $250,000
that she never expected to receive.
Now she knows how .t feels to take
money into Wall street and get it
back.
By crowing lustily a New Jersey
chanticleer gave warning to a farmer
that his henhouse was being robbed.
To the woods with the watchdog's hon
est bark!
A Massachusetts court, has decided
that when a man takes four drinks a
day he is “addicted.” He may be ad
dicted but it is hardly probable that
he is satisfied.
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A New York man wants to have his
name changed from Smith to Cuvier.
If he were a rich girl the probabilities
are that he’d be crazy to marry some
titled foreigner.
The Japanese are still a simple,
primitive people. They have not as
yet acquired the habit of throwing mud
at their heroes when the latter at
tempt to return home.
Congratulations to Bristol county,
Mass., which has so little use for her
new jail that it has never yet been
used, so that there is talk of selling
it for an old folks’ home.
A New Jersey minister advises
young women not to marry any man
until they know his past. It is certain
ly safer for a girl to judge a man by
his past than his present.
Why shouldn’t that experiment of
using monkeys to pick prunes in Cali
fornia succeed? Every gardener who
has boy neighbors knows that the
little monkeys will pick strawberries.
Mrs. Hetty Green, it is said, is
much given to lunching on doughnuts.
The doughnut of commerce is cheap,
filling, and in shape bears an attrac
tive resemblance 10 an additional
cipher.
Kipling has had to go to South Af
rica on account of his lungs. The
friends of Alfred Austin are glad to
report that as far as lungs are con
cerned he's as good as any poet in the
business.
Queen Wilhelmina's husband ap
pears to have settled down for good.
He is content to sign the pay roll on
pay days and leave affairs of state to
those who are getting salaries for tak
ing care of them.
Countess Helen von Schweinitz has
won a diploma from Berlin university
as “a lady dentist.” Oh, joy! Imag
ine the delight of having a countess
playing that electric buzz saw around
a sensitive tooth.
A man sued in a Newr York court for
breach of promise makes the singular
plea that he did not exactly promise
to marry the woman, twenty years
ago, but simply took an option on her
heart. This is a hint to other would
be lovers.
Gen. Gomez announces that he can
not be inituced to run for the presi
dency of Cuba. Mr. Gomez has gone
out hunting trouble so often and founc
it that he can hardly be blamed foi
refusing now at his time of life tc
risk it again.
If Jupiter has six moons, as the as
tronomers say now, the sociable citi
zen of Jupiter winding his way alonj
after a pleasant evening at the clut
must feel at times as if a torchlighl
procession had turned out to accom
pany him home.
It will strike many an unsuccessfu
litigant that the New York jury whict
decided a case by flipping a pennj
probably arrived at as just a conclu
sion as though they had pretended t<
ponder over or discuss what the.ii
verdict should be.
Signal for End of Service*.
It was late in the afternoon when
the Scotch minister arrived at the
farmhouse. The housewife suggested
that perhaps he would like a cup of
tea before engaging in “exercises.”
“Na, na,” said he, “I aye tak’ my tea
better when my work is done. I’ll
just be gaun on. Ye can hing the
pan on, and leave the door apar, an’
I’ll draw to a close in the prayer w'hen
I hear the haam fizzin’.”
Indian Serpent Worship.
Serpent worship still survives in
India and a good snake shrine is said
to be as much an attraction in a
house on the Malabar coast as a gar
den is in the case of a country home
in the United States. Serpents are,
however, most unobtrusive and un
less one walks noiseless and bare
footed in the dark, as Hindoos do,
snake bit is an improbable contin
gency.
Becoming.
“That dress is becoming, my
dear,” said the man who thinks he is
a diplomat. She looked at him cold
ly for a moment and then replied:
‘‘Yes, it is becoming—threadbare.”—
Liverpool (Eng.) Mercury.
THERE IS JUST ONE SURE WAY.
Dodd’s Kidney Pills build up Run
down People. They make healthy
Kidneys and that means healthy
people. What Mr. and Mrs. J. I—
Duffey say:
Nora, Ind., Feb. 6th.— (Special)—
That the sure way of building up
run-down men and women is to put
their kidneys in good working order is
shown by the experience of Mr. and
Mrs. Joseph L. Duffey of this place.
Both were weak and worn and dis
spirited. They used Dodd’s Kidney
Pills and to-day both enjoy the best
of health.
Mr. Duffey says: "I was very weak
and almost past going. I tried every
thing which people said was good but
got no benefit till I tried Dodd’s Kid
ney Pills. They helped me in every
way and I am strong and well now.”
Mrs. Duffey says: “I was so bad
that if anybody would lay down a
string I felt I could not step over it.
Since taking Dodd's Kidney Pills I
can run and jump fences.”
Healthy kidneys insure pure blood;
Dodd's Kidney Pills insure healthy
kidneys.
Thb American Ankle.
Our transatlantic cousins have cer
tainly cultivated to perfection the
art of looking dainty as they cross
the street. Somehow they always con
trive to look attractive while engaged
in this usually unbecoming action —
London World.
Eye Strain in Children.
If one remembers the fact that not
more than 10 per cent of all persons
have normal eyes and takes into con
sideration the sensitive organism of
the growing child it is not difficult to
believe that many children suffer
from eye strain.
Millinery Trade Not Popular.
While women are invading nearly
all of the employments heretofore
belonging to men, milliners, both
here and abroad, report a growing
difficulty in finding girls willing to
devote themselves to the art of mak'
ing hats.
London Policeman Is Fined.
For unnecessarily striking a man
with his club a London policeman
has been condemned to pay his vic
tim $100 and costs of court. The
man had resisted arrest violently, but
was on the ground when struck.
Adulteration of Liquors.
A New York physician says: “The
greater part of the whisky, brandy
and beer sold in New York today i»
chemically prepared and is absolute
ly unfit for the human stomach.”
A FELLOW FEELING.
Why She Felt Lenient Towards the
Drunkard.
A great deal depends on the point of
view. A good temperance woman was
led, In a very peculiar way, to revise
her somewhat harsh judgment of the
poor devil who cannot resist his cups
and she is now the more charitable.
She writes:
“For many years I was a great suf
ferer from asthma. Finally my health
got so poor that I found I could not lie
down, but walked the floor whilst oth
ers slept. I got so nervous I could not
rest anywhere.
“Specialists told me I must give up
the use of coffee—the main thing that
I always thought gave me some relief.
I consulted our ft ily physician, and
he, being a coffee fiend himself, told
me to pay no attention to their ad
vice. Coffee had such a charm for me
that in passing a restaurant and get
ting a whiff of the fragrance 1 could
not resist a cup. I felt very lenient
towards the drunkard who could not
pass the saloon. Friends often urged
me to try Postum, but I turned a deaf
ear, saying, ‘That may do for people to
whom coffee is harmful, but not for
me—coffee and I will never part.'
“At last, however, I bought a pack
age of Postum, although I was sure 1
could not drink it. I prepared it as
directed, and served it for breakfast
Well, bitter as I was against it, 1
must say that never before had I
tasted a more delicious cup of cofTee!
From that day to this (more than two
years) I have never had a desire for
the old coffee. My health soon re
turned; the asthma disappeared, I be
gan to sleep well and in a short time
I gained 20 pounds in weight.
“One day I handed my physician
the tablets he had prescribed for me,
telling him I had no use for them. He
stayed for dinner. When I passed him
his cofTee cup he remarked: ‘I am glad
to see you were sensible enough not
to let yourself be persuaded that coffee
was harmful. This is the best cup of
1 coffee I ever drank,’ he continued;
‘the trouble is so few people know
how to make good coffee.’ When he
got his second cup 1 told him he was
drinking Postum. He was incredu
I lous, but I convinced him, and now he
i eses nothing but Postum in his home
and has greatly Improved in health."
Name given by Postum Co.. Battle
» Creek, Mich.
Look m each package for the far
moua little book, "The Roaf to WeU
ville."
V
Guarding Against It.
The two visiting Bostonians were
taking their first ride' in the New York
subway.
One of them was carrying a brown
paper parcel.
“What have you there?” asked the
other.
“A small codfish,” was the reply. “I
have heard reports that the air in here
is fetid and unwholesome.”
Definition.
Smart—Why do you refer to Mrs.
Tossem as a hay widow?
Tart—Because hay is grass with all
the greenness dried out.
Foolish Woman.
Mrs. Kloseman—We really ought to
have a new suit of parlor furniture.
Mr. Kloseman—Why?
Mrs. Kloseman—Gracious! We’ve
had the present suit fifteen years now,
and it’s getting so old and—
Mr. Kloseman—Well. I declare!
Don’t you know that old furniture is
all the rage?
A Hard Job.
Teacher—“What great difficulty was
Demosthenes compelled to surmount
before he became an orator?”
Soffmpre—"He had to learn how to
talk Gr^ek.”
VERY UNFORTUNATE
She—I am very sorry, but circumstances over which I have no control
make me refuse to be your wife.
He—What are they?
She—Youis.
Why He Stayed In.
“This is Saturday.” said a mother
mentioned in Good News. “Why don’t
you go out and play?”
Small Son—I'm afraid I’ll get too
tired to sit in church to-morrow.
Mother—Well, if you are tired you
need not go to church. You need ex
ercise and should take it to-day. Two
boys have been waiting for you out
there the past hour.
Small Son—Y-e-s; they're waiting to
lick me.
The Psychological Moment.
“Do you ever feel,” twittered the
young woman, with the soulful eyes,
to the great novelist, as if you must
fly from this world? As if you must
bury yourself in some vast wilderness
far from the haunts of men? Do you
feel that you will die if you are alone
—all alone?”
“Yes,” he told *ter, “indeed I do.”
“Ah! When do you feel that way?”
“Now.”
Ill Luck Averted.
“My dear,” said Mrs. Spenders, by
way of preliminary, “would you con
sider an opal unlucky?”
“I would if I got a jill for one and
had to pay it,” began her husband,
sternly.
“Oh,” she interrupted, “I’m so glad
I ordered a diamond instead.”—Catho
lic Standard.
Their Present Occupation.
“Say, what’s become of the people
who ten or twelve years ago were get
ting themselves inoculated with Brown
Sequard’s elixir of life?”
“I dunno. I guess they’re furnishing
testimonials for the patent medicine
makers or furnishing the pictures that
are used in showing up the horrible
examples.”
Cold Calculation.
“Do you think that the trusts are
going to take possession of the entire
country?”
“Certainly not.” answered Mr. Dus
tin Stax. “We don’t want to own the
country. If we owned it, we’d be re
sponsible for its debts instead of sell
ing it things at a profit.”—Washington
Star.
Tommy’s Sad Mistake.
Tommy—Pa, I smoked your pipe to
day.
Pa—What!
Tommy—You said it would make
me sick, but it didn’t.
Pa—You misunderstood me, my son.
I said I’d make you sick. Hand me
that strap.
Love Not Blind.
“Love is blind, you know,” said
the minister’s wife.
“Blind nothing!” exclaimed the par
son. “Don’t you suppose if it was
blind it would sometimes make a mis
take and give the minister a little
more than a twenty-five cent wedding
fee?”
Discretion.
“You never laugh at young Mr.
Blizzin’s jokes.”
“No,” answered Miss Cayenne. “I
like Mr. Blizzins. I am afraid he will
get to trying to be clever every time
he meets me and become a nuisance.”
The Strong Man at the Show.
“Do you think it really weighs 250
pounds.”
“I’d hate to question it. If he can’t
lift that much, he looks as if he could
whip any man who says he can't.”
Mrs. Malaprop’s French.
“Oh, Mrs. Malaprop, I must con
gratulate you. Your dinner was a com
plete success. How do you manage?”
“Well, my dear, I just leave every
thing to Messrs. Tygers and give them
bete noir!”—Tattler.
Perfectly Satisfactory.
Nell—You seem perfectly satisfied
with your new gown.
Belle— f es; it has been approved by
the man I like best and condemned by
the woman 1 hate most.
Not a Stylish Household.
“No, I have nothing for you,” said
the housekeeper Sternly, “and don't
you come here after dinner again.”
"Beg pardon, lady,” replied Hungry
Higgins, “but I didn’t s'pose yer'd
have dinner over this early in the
clay. You ain’t very stylish, are yer?”
—Catholic Standard.
Lecture in Mathematics.
Professor—Yes, sir. if you were
thrown like a stone you would describe
a parabola in returning to earth.
Student (weariedly)—I think I’ll go
and get thrown at once, then, profes
sor. That's about the only way I’ll
ever learn to describe one of ’em.
Like Mother, Like Son.
Mother—When you are through
playing, Tommy, put your toys away.
I don t like to do it every time you
are tired.
Tommy—You are just like me in
that respect, mama.
In the Year 2000.
Mr. Multimillion—I thought his peo
ple were rich.
Mrs. Multimillion—Oh. no. His
father was merely a poor but honest
millionaire.
A Factor in the Problem.
Blanche—Does she love him?
Clara—How can she tell? She does
not yet know what his income is.
Avoiding Extravagance.
Mr. Biblets—Now, m’ dear. I’ll tell
you how I happened to get home so
late if you'll only listen.
Mrs. Biblets—All right. Turn off
the radiator before you begin, will
you?
Mr. Biblets—Wha’ for?
Mrs. Biblets—Oh, it seems so ex
travagant to have steam and hot air
both going at once.
Same as Money.
“Say, Borroughs,’’ remarked the
busy merchant, “apparently you be
lieve that ‘time is money!”’
“Is Uiat sarcasm?” inquired Bor
roughs, who realized that his visit had
been rather prolonged.
“Well, I was just thinking that
you're using somebody else’s time.”
Strung Him Up, Anyway.
First Citizen—That hoss thief
claimed that he was hypnotized.
Second Citizen—And did that go
with the boys?
First Citizen—Well, we took him at
his word, found him guilty of hypno
tism in the first degree and strung
him up.
Missing.
We were shown the 5650th bed in
j which Washington had slept.
“But,” we inquired, “where is the
coal bin in which he must have slept
when his wife cleaned house?”
As it was not forthcoming, we were
gravely inclined to doubt the antiques.
—Harper’s Bazar.
Real Enthusiasm.
She—And what did she say when
you attempted to kiss her?
He—She said she thought I was a
gentleman.
“Well?”
“Oh. after I got through kissing her
she didn't think anything about it;
she knew it.”
Noblemans Four Occupations.
Lord Stoneybroke—It’s time, Clar
ence, that you were thinking about a
career.
Dutiful Son—I will be guided by
you, father. Shall I go into the
church, study for the bar, enter the
army or marry an heiress?
Wouldn't Lose It for the World.
Mrs. Good (shocked)—Mrs. Talkaiot
just told me something that I know
was manufactured out of whole cloth.
Mrs. Chatterton (eagerly)—Well,
let's have it quick! All of the gossip
in this neighborhood is about worn
threadbare.—Judge.
More Like His Father.
“You grow more like your father
every day,” sharply exclaimed the
boy's mother over some misconduct of
her six-year-old son.
For over a week the boy went every
morning to the mirror to see if his
nose was getting red.
Turned the Right Way.
“He never seems to turn his atten
tions to anything that will bring him
money.”
“He has, this time.”
“To what has he turned his atten
tions?”
“A rich widow.”
KNEW BETTER THAN THAT.
fnrmiTHimmi.ri.t . m
Maisie—I want to show you a picture I bought of a Russian in battle.
Daisy—That isn't a Russian. That fellow' is standing still.
Compromise.
She—How sweet of you to own that
you were in the wrong.
He (absent-mindedly)—Yes; mother
always taught me that it was easier to
give in to a woman than to argue
with her.—Detroit Free Press.
Sufficient Reason.
Mrs. Strap—Charlie, what makes
you swear so dreadfully while you are
shaving
Mr. Strap—I suppose, my dear, it is
because the old nick is in the razor.
Her View.
She—There is no excuse for a man
dancing badly.
He—But if he cannot dance other
wise?
She—Oh, that merely would be an
excuse for not dancing at all.
Setting a Fashion.
Amy—Is it true that Miss Fadleigh
intends to elope?
Blanche—Why, yes, and I hear that
she is going to send out cards an
nouncing the elopement.
A Time Limit.
She—Her elderly admirer is quite
attentive.
He—Yes. Seems to think he cannot
live without her.
She—Well, considering his age, he
can’t live very long without her.
“You Never Can Tell.”
Miss Hubb—I trust you appreciate
Bernard Shaw, Mr. Tubb?
Tubb—Eh. let me see. Lightweight
or featherweight? These San Francis
co fellows are coming on so fast.
More Than Warm.
“Whew!” exclaimed the first pigeon,
“weren’t those sparrows mad when I
swiped that grain of corn from them?”
“I should say,” replied the other.
“Talk about your ‘small hot birds.’ ”—
Philadelphia Press,
i_
A Paradox.
“So you think you see an opportun*
ity,” said his friend.
“See an opportunity?” said the en
thusiastic person. “Yes, siree! and I
tell vou it’s out of sight!”
I
FRIGHT NOT HER WEAKN^PS.
Nephew Had Record of His Aunt’s
Brave Deeds.
“I declare,” said his Aunt Hetty,
‘‘war is an awful thing. It's terrible to
think of men takin’ their lives in their
hands day after day. If I had to
stand up and get shot at day in an’
day out, I’d just die of fright.”
‘‘But you're only a woman,” said
her nephew. “There’s no fun in sol
diering, though. 1 see that some men
died recently in the Philippines of
smallpox. By the way. auntie, did you
ever see a case of smallpox?”
“Oh, yes. I missed three or four
smallpox patients. But I was vaoci
nated.”
“And you’ve nursed patients with
other contagious diseases, haven’t
you?”
“Oh, ves—diphtheria an’ scarlet fe
ver an’ such as that—an’ one cholera
case.”
"Weren’t you afraid of taking the
diseases?”
“Well, I didn’t have much time to
worry about that. I reckoned that if
I’d take ’em I’d take ’em; an’ if I
wouldn’t I wouldn't.”
“And you ran upstairs when Cousin
Sophy’s house caught fire and saved
her little girl, didn't you?”
“It wasn’t much of a fire-”
“Oh. wToll, don’t apologize for it. Do
you know, auntie. I’m beginning to
think you’re a humbug?”
“Land sakes! What are you talk
ing about?”
"Why, the idea of your trying to
persuade me that you’re afraid of bul
lets. You may tell that to somebody
that doesn’t know you, auntie—it
won't go with me!”
FIRST AUTO IN BOGOTA
Excited Crowds Greeted It and Streets
Were Blocked.
A. G. Snyder, consul-general at Bo
gota, reports as follows, says the New
York Times:
“Last week the first automobile
made its appearance upon the streets
of Bogota and the excitement was un
paralleled. Crowds have blocked the
highways for squares, rendering traffic
almost impossible, and great interest
has been aroused as to the possibil
ities that this mode of transportation
may offer in the future.
“This automobile is an American
machine, and some business may re
sult from the present enthusiasm. I
shall be pleased to receive catalogues
from automobile manufacturers of the
United States for filing in the reading
room here.
“It is rumored that a concession is
shortly to be given to a transportation
company for the exclusive use of the
Camboa road, which leads from the
upper Magdalena river to Bogota. Au
tomobiles are to be used exclusively
by this company.”
Antiquity of Hooks and Eyes.
Hooks and eyes are known to have
been used as dress fastenings for at
least a couple of centuries, and they
may have been in use for 400 or 500
years, but the date of their invention
has never been traced.
George H. Cliff, v ho is head of a big
concern which manufactures all sorts
of fastenings devices, has made the
subject a matter of research and has
found .the hook and eye in its present
form to have been in use early in the
seventeenth century. In his travels
through various lands he has exam
ined many antique garments, hoping
to trace the device still farther back,
but, while the relics all were fitted
with hooks and eyes, none of the gar
ments was of earlier manufacture than
the seventeenth century.
In Westminster abbey Mr. Cliff
came across a display of very ancient
wearing apparel, which he hoped
would throw further light on his re
searches. But the articles had been
worn by royalty and the guard would
not permit close inspection. Not even
an order of $5 for a look at the fasten
ings would tempt him. So far as Mr.
Cliff could see at a distance, lacing
was the method of fastening used in
the garments, which were of twelfth
and thirteenth century design.—Phila
delphia Record.
Faint Praise.
Senator Depew. at a recent conven
tion of railroad men, had occasion to
introduce a well known speaker from
the West.
“In making introductions,” he be
gan, “it is possible to say some very
pleasant and agreeable things. I am
always pleasant and agreeable when
I make an introduction. I wouldn't,
if I could, hurt the feelings in any
way of the man whom I present. In
this respect I differ from a certain
Dakotan.
“This Dakotan arose in a crowded
hall to introduce a lecturer from New
York. He swaggered to the front of
the platform, put his hands in his
pockets, sneered, and said:
“ Toadies and gents. I am called
on to interduce this here man to you,
but I can only say two things in his
favor. One is that he has never been
in jail. The other is that I don’t know
why he hasn’t.’ ”
Souvenirs.
Mais on sont leu neiges d’antan?
Where is the glove that I gave to him.
Perfumed and warm from my arm that
night?
And where is the rose that another stole
When the land was flooded with June
moonlight.
And the satin slipper I wore?—Alack.
Some one had that—it was wrong. I
fear.
Where are those souvenirs to-day?
Put where are the snows of yester
year?
The glove was burned at his next love's
prayer.
And the rose was lost In the mire of
the street;
And the satin slipper he tossed away.
For his jealous bride had not falrv feet.
Clive what you will, but know, meadames,
For a day alone are your favors dear.
Be sure for the next fair woman’s sake
They will go—like the snows of yester
year.
—Anne Reeve Aldrich.
Wages Only Object.
“Lots of men are hunting easy
berths,” says a representative from
Tennessee, “but multitudes of labor
ing men who are compelled to earn
their bread by the perspiration of the
frontal sinus ought to be able to ap
preciate the simple beauty of this ad
vertisement, which appeared in a
New Orleans paper:
- 'Employment—Steady wo-k not so
much an object as good wages.
“C. M. E."
AN OLD MAN’S TRIBUTE.
An Ohio Fruit Raiser, 78 Years Old,
Cured of a Terrible Case After Ten
Years of Suffering.
Sidney Justus, fruit dealer, of Men
tor, Ohio, says: “I was cured by Doan s
Kidney Pills of a severe case of kid
ney trouble, of
eight or tea
years’ standing.
I suffered the
most severe
backache and
other pains in
^ the region of
the kidneys.
W' These were es
pecially sever©
when stooping
Sidney Justus. to lift anything,
and often I could hardly straighten
my back. The aching was bad in the
daytime, but just as bad at night, and
I was always lame in the morning. I
was bothered with rheumatic pains
i and dropsical swelling of the feet. The
! urinary passages were painful, and the
j secretions were discolored and so free
i that often I had to rise at night. I
' felt tired all day. Half a box served
j to relieve me, and three boxes effected
a permanent cure.”
A TRIAL FREE— Address Foster
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For sal©
by all dealers. Price 50 cents.
Planetary Satellite*.
All the five planetary satellites dis
covered since 1846 have been found
by Americans. They include Hyperi
on, the seventh satellite of Saturn:
Diemos and Phoebus, the little moons
of Mars, and Phoebe, the ninth inrun
of Saturn.
I do not believe Piso's Cure for Consump&nn
j has an e<pial for coughs and colds.—Johv P.
i Botk&, Trinity Springs, Ind., Feb. 15, lWd
Makes Bank Notes.
A man has been arrested in Paris
whose method was to tear a different
| piece off each of a number of bank
! notes and then, placing the pieces to
' gether, produce a complete bank note,
which he was able to pass.
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Nothing fails like a selfish success.
Influenza, Whooping Cough. Bronchitis a: <1
Asthma. A certain cure for Consumption in f! rs1
stages, and a sure relief in advanced stages. T ie
at once. You will see the excellent effect al>i
taking the first dose. Sold by dealers every
where. Large bottles 25 cents and 50 cents.
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WHAT’S THE USE OF
SAYING “GIVE ME A
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BY ASKING FOR A : :
CREMO
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9 National Oats 1
^ Greatest oat of the centnry.
Yielded in Ohio 187, in Mich.
231, in Mo. 265, audio N. liakjts
810 b««. per acre.
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For 10c and this notice
we mail you free lots of farm aeed
samples and oar big catalog, tell- ,
Ingall about this oat wonder and A
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. JOHN A. SALZERSEEOCO. Mlk
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