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Nothing is allowed to interfere "with studies, the girl must be pushed to the front and graduated with honor; often physical collapse follows, anri ft takes years to recover the lost vitality,—often it is never reoovered. ^ A Young Chicago Girl Saved from Despair. “ Dear Mrs. Pinkham :—I wish to thank you for the help and ben efit I have received through the use of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege table Compound and Liver Pills. When I was about seventeen |.|—=7- years old I suddenly seemed to lose my usual good health and vitality. Father said I studied too hard, but the doctor thought different and prescribed tonics, which I took by the | quart without relief. Reading one day in the paper of Mrs. Pink ham’s great cures, k and finding the symptoms described an r swered mine, I decided I would give Lydia | E. 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Plnkhana lUdtclue c£, Ljnm. -_ WITH THE VETERANS Longing for Home. * S'0 home and be a little boy Safe im the far hill paths, and that gr&y shore \\ hereby the ships, slow passing, ever more Learned low to wish me joy. Onc«, once there was a boy—mv wonder is If I may find the way he knew, and bring To light some priceless wayside of the spring That was so freely his. They say the white sands long ago have swept All through the home paths, and there's little doubt A new, strange life awakes and moves about W here my brave pastures slept. But, should I venture yonder for an hour And find one strip of shore the same, one path That something of the old enchantment hath— A wayside still in flower. With that one glimpse of home, then would I fare Forth to the new ways, satisfied to know Some hearth god faithfully had kept aglow A tiny ember there. —Boston Transcript. Would Not Make Shoes for Rebs. A white-haired, elderly man stood in Doric hall at the state house the other day intently gating at the bat tle flags of the Massachusetts regi ments that fought to preserve the Union from 1861 to 1865. He lingered long and seemed to be greatly inter ested in the torn and tattered stand ards. A visitor noticed the man, and, stepping up to him, said: “You ap pear to be interested in those flags." “I think I have a right to be, sir," replied the old gentleman. “That flag,” said he, pointing to the shot riddled colors of the Nineteenth regiment, “was captured from me in front of Petersburg by the rebels, June 22, 1S64. Thirty years afterward, by an act of congress, it was returned to the state, and I had the honor of de livering it to the governor of the com monwealth.” “That’s remarkable,” said the visit or, and. the two fell to talking about the stirring days of the war, and the different engagements that the old Nineteenth regiment participated in. The color bearer was Sergeant Mich ael Scannell of Lynn, who, although 78 years old, is hale and hearty, and is known by every Grand Army man of Essex county. Little by little Scannell was induced to tell the story of the capture of the colors at Petersburg. “We were brigaded with the Forty second New York and the Fifteenth Massachusetts,” said Sergeant Scan rell, “and we were ordered to ad vance. There was evidently some mistake, as when we moved out it left a gap that Gen. Mahone was quick to see and take advantage of. Without any idea of the perilous posi tion we occupied we moved forward in the best of spirits. “Quicker than it takes to say Jack Robinson the rebs swooped down upon us, and we were powerless to re sist capture. It was all up with us, and there was nothing for the boys to do but surrender. A rebel officer rode up to me and, with a long oath, demanded the colors. “Give me those colors, you Yankee blankety blankety blank,” said he, with his gun point ed at my head. “I looked at him cool and, straight ening myself up, said: ‘Sir, I have been in this country nearly twenty years, and you are the first man to call me a Yankee. Take the colors. You're welcome to them.’” Scannell, with the rest of the regi ment, was hustled off to Anderson ville, and spent nearly twelve months in rebel prisons, suffering untold mis ery. One day, while at Andersonville, a rebel officer came through shouting the name of Sergeant Scannell. “That's me,” replied Scannell. He was ordered to make shoes for the rebs, as he had been a shoemaker at Haver hill before the war. “Never!’ said Scannell; “never!” The rebel officer argued with him and told him that he would get better food and treatment if he went into the shoe shop, and that he would have a chance to recover from the scurvy that had attacked him. But Scannell was firm. “Never!” was his reply. “Do you think that I am going to go back on the flag of my adopted coun try, and make shoes for rebs? Not while I have my senses about me.” Sergeant Scannell was one of a large number of Irishmen in the old Nineteenth regiment. Among the of ficers of the regiment were Capt. Ma hony and Lieut. McGinnis. The late Capt. Jack Adams used to tell amus ing stories about these men. They we re the life of the regiment and on the most solemn occasions they could be depended upon to crack a joke, and were always looking on the bright side of life. One of the Scannell stories that Capt. Adams used to tell was the following: On one occasion Scannell was de tailed for headquarters guard. The night was dark and rainy. Morning I dawned to find Scannell pacing his beat in front of 'he colonel’s tent. Col. Hincks had been quite active in the know-nothing movement before the war, and published a paper whose motto was: “Put none but Americans on guard.” When Col. Hincks arose in the morning he looked out of his tent. “The top of the morning to you,” was Sentry Scannell’s greeting to his colo nel. “Is that you, Mike?” inquired the colonel. “’Tis that,” replied Scannell. “And I’m wet to the skin. I wish you believed now as you did before *.ue war. Then you preached the doctrine, ‘Put none but Americans on guard.’ If you had done that last night, it’s fine and dry I’d be this morning.” Col. Hincks looked a little nonpluss ed and said something soothing to the sentry, handed out his canteen, and Scannell had a good drink of its con tents that drove away all fear of cold and sharpened his appetite for break fast. At the battle of Cold Harbor, the colors of the regiment were shot down, Scannell, then a corporal, pick ed them up and carried them forward. At the first halt Major Dunn, in com mand of the regiment said to Scan nell: "Mike, keep the colors.” “Hot ^ corporal,” said Scannell, “too many I corporals have been killed already carrying the colors.” Scannell was made a sergeant on the spot. Another incident connected with Scannell which Capt. Adams used to tell, was that while he was standing on the street at Annapolis one daj soon after his discharge from Libby | prison, he saw a squad of prisoners marching along the street. He heard a voice say: “How are you captain'.'” Looking up he saw a white head stick ing up through what appeared to be a bundle of rags and recognized it as that of Mike Scannell. He had heard that Mike died in prison. “Are you dead, Mike?” in quired Adams of the old color ser geant. “Mot yet, but pretty near it,” said Scannell, with a merry twinkle in his eye.—Boston Globe. Rain Brought by Artillery Fire. As early in the war as the siege ol Lexington, Mo., which ended on Sept. 20, 1861, in the surrender of Col. Mul ligan to the Confederates, the fact that heavy artillery firing was usually followed by rain had already been noticed in the west. On the 17th the beleaguered garrison was cut ofi from the river and thus deprived of water; but to encourage the soldiers to hold out as long as possible for the arrival of the expected reinforce ments, it was represented to them by their officers that the cannonading would surely bring rain to quench their thirst. And this prediction was fulfilled; though, unfortunately, they had no way to catch the water which their firing had drawn from the sky except by spreading their blankets i to the shower and then wringing them j out. In the south, as well as in the east and west, rain followed heavy can nonading. One engagement near Fort Pickens, Florida, was an early in | stance. Flag Officer William W. Mc Kean, commanding the Gulf blockad ing squadron, in a report to the Sec retary of the Navy, dated Nov. 25, 1861, thus mentions the circum stances. He says: “Sir—I have the honor to inform you that on the 22d inst. a combined attack was made upon the rebels at this place by Col. Brown of Fort Pickens, and the United States ships Niagara and Rich mond, under my command. * * * At 10 o’clock, at the firing of the first gun from the fort (the signal agreed upon), the Niagara stood in, followed by the Richmond, and both r;hips came to anchor. * * * We im mediately opened fire. * * * At 6 p. m. a sudden squall came up from the northward and westward, the wind blowing very fresh, with heavy rain,” etc. The Twentieth Massachusetts. The Twentieth Massachusetts was present at thirty-six general engage ments. its total enrollment was 1,978, its loss in action was 13.1 per cent., and sixty-three men died in Confed erate prisons. According to Gen. Humphrey, chief of staff of the Army of the Potomac, in his interesting vol ume on “The Virginia Campaign of 1S63-4.” the “Twentieth was one cl the very best regiments in the ser vice." To it was assigned the bloody work of clearing the streets of Fred ericksburg, after having effected a crossing of the river in the face of a galling fire, in which the Mississippi sharpshooters prominently figured. In that engagement, where the Twen ticth was led by Lieut.-Col. Macy. twenty-five men were killed and 138 wounded. There were none missing. At Gettysburg, the Twentieth had thirty killed and ninety-four wounded, while three were missing, being a total of 127 out of twelve officers and 218 men, who went into the engage ment. The Twentieth had a remark able fatality in its field and staff, los ing a colonel, a lieutenant-colonel, two majors, an adjutant and a surgeon in action. Col. Revere was mortally wounded at Gettysburg, Lieut.-Col. Ferdinand Dreher received a fatal wound at Fredericksburg, Major H. L. Abbott was killed at the Wilderness Major H. L. Patton died of wounds re ceived at Deep Bottom and Surgeon E H. Revere was killed at Antietam, a record of field and staff losses not equaled by any other regiment in the Union army. Hi Woman's Relief Corps. That the Woman's Relief Corps, Auxiliary to the Grand Army of the Republic, is a most successful organ ization was fully proven at the twenty second national convention, which was held at Boston during the Encamp ment of the G. A. R. The report of the national secretary, Mrs. Jennie S. Wright, shows that there are thirty five departments, comprising 2,734 corps. The membership in good standing numbers 149,460. The report on charitable work places the number of persons assisted at 42,459 and the amount expended for relief during the year was $172,749.86. The total amount expended for relief since the organization of the order amounts to the large sum of $2,677,415.09. The report of the national treasurer, Mrs. Sarah E. Phillips, was most flattering. It showed the total assets of the Wom an’s Relief Corps to be $29,376.96, with no liabilities. G. A. R. National Headquarters. Commander-in-Chief Rlackmar an nounces that the national headquar ters of the Grand Army of the Repub lic will be at No. 95 Milk street, Bos ton. All communications designed for the commander-in-chief should be sent there addressed to the adjutant general. Requisitions must be sent there, addressed to the adjutant gen eral, not to the quartermaster gen eral; but remittances, if in checks; drafts or other forms of exchange, must be payable to the order of the quartermaster general. The man who never crosses a bridge until he gets to it sometimes falls to cross it when he reaches the river. Admiral Schley Uses Pe-ru-na | Peruna Drug Co.t Columbus, Ohio. Gentlemen:—“lean cheerfully state that Mrs. Schley has taken Peruna and / be lieve with good effect.99 —XV. S. SCHLEY. c f: r i; In His Home. Battle of Santiago, Where Admiral Schley Made History. o NE of the greatest naval battles in the world was the Fight Off Santiago. Never since the dispersion of the Spanish has there more op A GREAT NAVAL BATTLE. Armada been a ocli mak ing victory in the onward march of civilization than in the notable event of July 23, 1898, in which the great hero, Admiral Schley, took a leading part. It was a great naval battle. Without a moment's warning it began. Quick decision, undaunted courage, excellent dis cipline, resolute self-confidence—these combined in Admiral Schley to produce that dash and daring so characteristic of the American soldier. A man must think quickly in these days. There is no time for slow action. New enterprises arise in an hour. Old ones pass away in a moment. A multitude of great themes clamor for notice. A man man must take sides for or against by intuition, rather than logical deduction. One day this fighting admiral. Schley, happened to be in company with oth ers who talking topics of | ADMIRAL’S OPINION Of PE-RU-NA. popular interest. The subject of on various Peruna was raised, its popularity as a catarrh remedy, its national im portance, its extensive use. One asked his opinion. Without a moment’s hesitation, he said: “I can cheerfully say that Mrs. Schley haa taken Peruna and I believe with good effect.” Like the Hattie of Santiago, the thought was sprung upon him without any warning, and he disposed of it with the same vim and decision as he did with the Spanish fleet led by the ill-fated Viscaya. Ilis words concerning Peruna have gone out into the world to be repeated by a thousand tongues, because he has said them. Like the news of his victory over Cervera, his words oon* and passed from mouth to mouth, across oceans and oon* tinents. Except for an in-born manly independence, in a country of free speech, these words never would have been uttered by an officer in such a notable position as that of Admiral Schley. Except for a world-wide notoriety and popularity, such as Peruna enjoys, no remedy could ever have received such ouV» spoken public endorsement by such a man. cerning will be by the P • r u n a caught up multitudes French in Great Britain. There are 26,600 French in Great Britain and Ireland, more than three fourths of the number being in Ix>n Jon. The business most followed among these is cookery. Deafness Cannot Be Cured by local application*, at tbev caunot reach tbe dta eaaert portion of tbe ear. "there 1* only one way to curt- deafnete. and that It by constitutional reme i ea l)eafne.s» la caused by an Inflamed condition of tbe uiacoua lining of tbe F.uaUchian Tube. When tbl* tube Is Inflamed you have a rambling sound or lin* , perfect bearing, and when It is entirely closed. Deaf dcss Is tbe result, and utilesa tlie inflaiiimatton can be taken out and this tube restored to normal ivndt- ' tlon, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine caeca ' out of ten ure caused by catarrh. whlcb Isnotu'.ng ; but an 'nflatned eondltloitof tbe mucous surfaces. 1 We will give One Hundred Dollars for anv case of [ Deafness (caused by caiarrbi that caunot be cured i by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHESEY A CO., Toledo. Q. Sold by PrujtRlsts. 75c Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation. Had Sufficient Trouble. She was a very new widow and on the way back from her husband's fu neral she called with a few sympa thetic friends at a house of refresh ment. Gin was fixed upon as a bever age suitable to the occasion. “Any wa ter with yours, Em?" inquired one of the ladies of the bereaved as she held out the jug. “Water!’ shrieked the lonely one. “Water! Lor’ lumnie! Ain’t I got trouble enough as it is?" Value of Pure Air. Cultivate air hunger. 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