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SCOTT LOVED BY ANIMALS.
Dumb Pets’ Particular Fondness for
Great Author.
Somewhat akin to the story of the
pony and the pig in the Spectator of
March 12 is the following narrative
in the life of Sir Walter Scott, illus
trating his fondness for animals and
their attachment to him. I find it in
a volume entitled ‘‘Stories of Remark
able Persons,” by the late Dr. William
Chambers, who gives Sir Walter’s
aon-in-law, Lockhart, as voucher for
the authenticity of the story:
"At Abbotsford, in the autumn of f
1820, when a large party, including Sir
Humphrey Davy, Dr. Wollaston and
Henry Mackenzie were sallying out—
Scott on his pony, with Maida gam
boling about him—there was some
con motion and laughter when it was
discovered that a little black pig was
frisking about and apparently resolved
to be one of the party for the day.
Scott tried to look stern, and cracked
his whip at the creature, but was in a
moment obliged to join in the gener
al cheers. Poor piggy was sent home.
"This pig,’ says Lockhart, ‘had taken,
nobody could tell how, a most senti
mental attachment to Scott, and was
constantly urging his pretensions to
be admitted a regular member of his
tail along with the greyhounds and
terriers; but, indeed, I remember him
Buffering another summer under the
same sort of pertinacity on the part of
an affectionate hen. I leave the ex
planation for philosophers—but such
were the facts.”—London Spectator.
Worth Living For.
The late Dr. Butler of Hartford,
Conn., gave as an illustration of the
necessitiy of giving restoratives even
to those apparently almost dead this
leaf from his experience:
‘‘Old Aunt Sally was dying and had
been talking about her hopes of
heaven. At the same time I was ad
ministering a few drops of brandy
and water in a teaspoon. In a sooth
ing voice (referring to her crossing
the river) I said: ‘And how does it
seem, Aunt Sally?’
“The old woman slowly opened one
eye, and winking at me, replied:
“‘It’s lickin’ good, doctor.’
“I gave her the contents of the
glass, and she lived .several years.”—
New York Times.
Germany's Machine Industry.
The machine industry of Germany
was never in worse condition than at
present. Two reasons are given for
the decline: First, the great depres
sion in industrial life all over the em
pire; and, second, the enormous
strides in the use of gas engines and
steam turbines within the last few
years.
To Publish Liebnitz’s Works.
The Institut de B'rance, which has
recently received several large sums
of money, has resolved to devote 10,
€00 francs to the publication of Lieb
nitz’s works.
Belgium and French Coal.
The output of coal in both France
and Belgium last year was greater
than ever before, that of France be
ing 38,000,000 tons and that of Bel
gium 23,000,000 tons.
Aged London Actor.
Herman Vezin of the Court Theater,
London, is 75 years of age, and still
playing. He is a graduate of the Uni
versity of Pennsylvania, although Eng
lish born.
Too High a Price.
Thomas F. Somers, the local head
pf one of Bridgeport's characteristic
Industries, has a very pious neighbor
in his home town, whose husband has
but one defect in her eyes—he will
smoke, in the house as well as out
pf it The old lady finally concluded
that as “faith can move mountains,”
*be might try it as a remedy to stop
(he smoking habit. But her prayers
bad an unlooked-for result. Instead
of her husband stopping his smoking,
she herself lost her sense of smell.
Til never interfere in the working
of the universe again,” she says now.
"Here am I, passionately fond^of
Bowers, and I can’t smell a singl<P?ne
any longer. That’s too high a price
to pay for not having to notice the
tobacco smoke any more.”—New York
Times.
Work of Life Savers.
During the last year the boats of the
Royal National Lifeboat Institution
were instrumental in saving 700 litfH,
making the grand total of 44,361 since
the establishment of the institution
in 1824.
WOULD NOT BE LIONIZED. j
British Admiral Cared Little for New i
York Society.
There was some disappointment
among the younger members of the
Astor set in New York when Admiral
Sir Cyprian Bridge, K. C. jB., refused
to permit himself to be lionized in a
social way. The admiral belongs to
that type of naval martinet which
believes exclusively in a gunpowder
diet as a necessity and combing bul
lets out of the hair after a battle as a
diversion. He is a Chesterfield in po
liteness, but has a rather cynical man
ner with women. His detestation of the
American who apes English manner
isms is so marked that he becomes al
most rude in rebuke. He made the
usual conventional call at. the British
embassy when he was in Washington,
but in his brief stay in New York he
could not be persuaded to make more
than one or two calls.
Shakespeare Shown Up.
The following is a criticism of
“Hamlet” by a genius in New South
Wales:
“There is too much chinning in the
piece. The author is behind the times
and appears to forget that what we
want nowadays is hair-raising situa
tions and detectives.
“In the hands of a skillful play
wright a detective would have been
put upon the track of Hamlet’s uncle
and the old man would have been
hunted down in a manner that would
have excited the audience out of their
No. ll’s.
“The moral of the piece is not good.
The scene where Hamlet cheeks his
mother is a very bad example to the
rising generation and it is not im
proved when the dreary old ghost
comes in and blows him up.
“Our advice to the author is a little j
more action, a little more fine senti
ment and a fair share of variety busi- !
ness in his next piece. In the spe- ;
cialty arts of the play-scene he has j
entirely missed his opportunities."—
Stray Stories.
The Conqticrer of Death.
O. Grave thou hast thy victory
I'eautv and strength are laid v.itn thee— )
Yet than earth’s mightiest mightier,
O Grave, thou has thy vanquisher.
Long in thy night was man forlorn.
Long didst thou laugh his hope to scorn,
Till rose the Conqueror of Death—
The hutnbie man of Nazareth.
He stood between us and despair.
He bore and gave us strength to hear;
The mysteries of the grave unsealed;
Our glorious destiny revealed.
Our home is not this mortal clime.
Our lite hath not its hounds in time;
And death is but the cloud that lies
Between our souls and Paradise.
—Mary How-itt.
Prize fer Cactus Exterminator.
The government of Queensland of- >
fers a prize of 523,000 for a method of
exterminating the opuntia. a species i
of cactus ^imported from America.
The Hon. Mrs. Royer, Lord Monck’s .
sister, has organized a female band j
in Dublin, her two daughters being j
members.
DER MAN DOT
KNOWS IT ALL
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You see dot feiler ofry blae«
Vhereffer you ma-- vent;
Veddher in bolidies or trade;
He don d vould gif a cent
Vor anyvone’s obinion,
Vrom Peter down to Paul;
Sufficient vas he to him=elluf:
Der man-dot knows it all.
Der Phillipeanuts in der East
He haf brovided for, |
He figured dot oadt Jong ago.
In fact, before dor var.
For der Russo-Shapan qvestion
He schust haf got der gall
To say; “You leaf Jot all to me:’*
Der man dot knows it all.
Der Panamnma muddle
Vas simbliclty to r.:m.
He’d knew exactly vot to do
Eef he vas “in d: r schwlm.”
Der drouble vas. he vasn’t.
Und hees vriends say. “Hire a halli”
Vhen he commence der subject:
Der man dot knows it aff.
Der bresidental qvestion
He alreaty ..as looked ofer.
Can size oup all der candidates
Vrom All-Knee down to Grover;
Can dell you all dheir ancestors
Vay back to to “Adam’s Fall”;
You don’d could fool him much, py
shings:
Der man dot knows it all.
He dells you barty secrets
In a vay you don’d dould doubt It;
Oxblains aboudt der tariff
Und how Roose velt aboudt it.
Mine cracious! how dhose candidates
He schust vill pool and haul;
Pity he vasn't "in it”—
Der man dot knows it all.
Ve meet him down in Vail Street
Among der bears und bulls;
Off “pointers" he haf bienty,
Und say he got some “pulls”
Ubon dhose Aigamation chaps,
Und dot a “put” or “call”
Vas solid, eef he runs It:
Der man dot knows it all.
Und so it goes; mine cracious!
Vhen vill It efer schtop?
I find me oudt dhere schtill vas room
For merit on uer top;
Und vhen it comes to pee3niz
Among der first to fall
Vrom off Fame’s ladder, look for him!
Der man dot knows it all.
QUEEN WORE TIGHT BOOTS.
Why Pleasant Expression Was Not In
Wiihelmina’s Face.
According to the opinion expressed
by a Philadelphia traveler, Wilhel
mina, queen of Holland—one may no
longer write it “little Wilhelmina”—is
said to be growing “very plain,” but
none has yet denied her a large share
of “human” qualities. In proof of
this this same traveler tells a story
which presents her in a pleasing
light. It seems that a certain famous
London photographer had been sent
for to take the queen’s picture. It was
the second such commission he had
received from Amsterdam. When the
sitting was over and the plates had
been developed Wilhelmina said, de
lightedly:
“Why, this is a much better picture
of me than you took before. I wonder
why that is?”
“Your majesty has now a more
cheerful expression,” ventured the art
ist. “Perhaps that is what makes the
difference.”
"And I know why that should have
i
been so,” added the queen, instantly.
The last time you were here, I re
member, I had on tight boots. How
can anyone look cheerful when her
feet are being pinched?”—Philadel
phia Press.
A Matter of Ideas.
A.- certain officious person once
blustered into the office of W. J.
Henderson, the music critic, and be
gan to tell him what was the matter
with Jean de Reszke’s interpretation
of Wagner’s “Tristan.”
“In the first place,” said the caller,
in confident tones, “he’s got the wrong
idea.”
Mr. Henderson looked at him a mo
ment. ’‘Well,” he remarked, “he got
his idea from Wagner. Where did
you get yours?"—New, York Times.
Whalebone Price Advances.
Two and a half tons of whalebone
was recently sold at Dundee at the
rate, it is understood, of $15,000 a
ton, or $1,000 a ton higher than Ihe
previous record price. Early last cen
tury the price was $125 a ton.
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How to Treat a Book.
In an old English book the author pub
lished the following lines of advice to
his readers:
All you small children who look
Into this book
(Big people, too,
I write for you),
Spoil not, soil not, blot not, grease not.
Rub not, scrub not, spot not, crease not.
Tear not.
Wear not.
Thumb not.
Finger not,
Twiddling.
And fiddling.
And. above all,
O pieople great and small.
Don't point
With your forefinger joint;
For know, that the eyes
Of folks who are wise.
Don’t grow under their nails.
Though the notion prevails. i
Of butter, treacle, honey. Jam.
Of sandwiches of beef or ham.
Of tea. coffee, wine, beer.
Of porridge, soup and milk, keep clear:
Of all sorts of prog, and all manner of
grog.
Also of paint, pitch, tallow, cheese.
Of wax of cobbler and of bees.
Of candles and oil.
And all things that spoil.
While you look
Tnto this book,
Don't abuse it.
But neatly.
Discreetly, '
And carefully, use it;
And then
You may see it again.
Blinkens, the Dog.
‘‘You never say a word to me,
though I tell you heaps of things.
There—the paint’s all off my soldiers,
and my new boat cannot sail. You'd
never have guessed it—the gold fish
jumped out of the jar. and the cat
nearly caught a new sparrow. But
why don't you say something? Why
don’t you, Blinkens, dear?
You seem to understand me; some
times you look so sad, and when I
tell you about the cat, you can hardly
keep still. How is it you always
frighten her so? And do you have
much fun with the chickens? Or
would you rather chase the rats? Why,
there, you’re laughing, Blinkens—if I
was only sure at what!
Are you thinking of brother Bob
and the sticks he throws in the-creek?
Are you just glad to be with me here
by the fire? If you could peep over
the fence as I do now, dear fellow,
you’d see the merriest party. Ail the
children of Tabby have their coats
brushed till they shine, and each one
wears a bowr at her ear, for this is
the old cat’s birthday, and a time for
the kittens to be gay. But you’re such
a lively dog. Blinkens, you’d be sure
to make confusion, so I’m glad you
can’t even imagine the party for
Tabby’s birthday.
But it’s awfully lonely for a little
boy to have a dog who never speaks,
even though I love him so.
For Mother's Birthday.
This simple work basket is made of
rope coiled and shaped into the pat
tern shown. After it is shaped a few
coats of shellac are given it. A knot
of bright ribbon on one of the handles
adds a touch of color. If the basket
is to be fitted up with needle book,
pin cushion, etc., the same color
should be used as appears in the han
dle bow. It makes a pretty gift for
mother’s birthday.
Esquimau Fun.
We may not think Greenland siich
a nice country to live in. but the little
Esquimau children have lots of fun
and a great many jolly games. One of
these games is not unlike our “shin
ny,” only it is played with a stick
made of bone and a ball of sealskin.
Another, which demands not a little
skill, js played with two pieces of
bone, one flattened, with holes in it,
and the ether sharpened to a pin
point. They are tied together by a
string about a foot long, and the flat
piece, after being thrown in the air.
must be caught by one cf its holes
on the point of the sharp piece.
As the Greenland winters are very
long, and snow covers the ground all
fhe time, every boy and girl possesses
a sled. Some are made of ice. and the
way they skim over the hard, smooth
snow would surprise yon. Others have
runners of bone and tops of sealskin,
with backs to lean against. Dogs pull
them, and so lazy boys and girls need
have no hauling up hill. Sometimes
the little folks set up reindeer horns
on a hillside, and getting on their
sleds, they try to pass between them,
without touching them.
There are also some funny house
games to pass winter evenings. In
one they get on their knees In a circle
and hold their toes In their hands.
The one who goes the fastest wins the
game.
Besides these games, they have
some beautiful toys. These their
fathers carve from the tusks of wal
rus. They are of every conceivable
shape and design. Often entire vil
lages are made, the huts, bldarkees,
or canoes, and dogs’ sledges being in
perfect miniature. The carving Is
often skillfully done, and Is the more
remarkable when one considers the
primitive tools used in their manu
facture. The knife used is seldom
more than a bit of steel barrel hoop
ground down to an edge and lashed
with thongs of walrus hide to a handle
of bone or driftwood.
A Pretty Flag Game.
A very pretty and interesting game
may be played with a sheet of paper
or cardboard, on which are painted
the flags of all nations. The sheet
may be prepared by any one that has
a little talent for drawing, and, though
it may entail some trouble, .ft will
doubly pay for yourself.
It is not hard to find colored pic
tures of the flags; almost any good
gazetteer or big dictionary contains
such a sheet. They should be copied
in proper order on the paper or card
board and colored in water colors.
When the copying is done put a
number under each flag instead of the
name of the nation it belongs to, and
hang the sheet on the wall where the
players may see it. Give a sheet of
paper to each player, with the list of
the numbers written down the left
hand margin.
Now allot a certain time—say half
an hour—within which the players are
to write opposite each number the
name of the nation to which that par
ticular flag belongs. When the time
has expired each player signs his or
her name to the list and hands it to
the leader, who examines them all
and awards the prize to the one hav
ing the most names right.
A miniature American flag, made of
silk, would be a suitable prize to of
fer.
The Color of the Sky.
Why is the sky blue? It is a ques
tion that probably has not arisen in
many minds. Most people are content
to accept the fact without inquiry.
"The sky is blue—and not yellow, red
or green,” said a science student,
“simply because the countless mil
lions of particles in the atmosphere
reflect only the blue portion of the
sun s light. Some of these particles
are water, but most of them are com
posed of the oxygen or nitrogen of the
air. ‘But,’ someone may say, ‘the sky
is sometimes red at sunrise or sunset.’
True, and until quite recently the fact
was a puzzling one. It is now known
that the red tints come from the
watery vapor in the lower layers of
the atmosphere, while the deep blue
of the sky belongs to the higher lay
ers. The red hues, in fact, do not rise
higher than five miles from the earth.
But whatever the color it is entirely
derived from the air. If it were pos
sible for you to ascend above the
atmosphere that surrounds the earth,
your blue sky would be suddenly
.. .
Autograph Verses.
May every blessing God can give
Bring peace around you while you
live.
Your album is a golden spot,
In which I’ll write, “Forget-me-not.”
A long life, gay with merry dance
and song,
Be thine always—for joy doth life
prolong.
When the golden sun is sinking.
And o’er a thousand times you’re
thinking.
When your soul from care is free,
Will you sometimes think of me?
When time that steals our years
away
Will steal our pleasures, too.
The memory of the past will stay,
And half our joys renew.
Schoolboy Years Ago.
Here is the account of a day of a
German schoolboy of thirteen years,
forty years ago: "I get up at 5, or even
earlier, and work till 7, go to school,
play the violoncello at 11, the piano
at 12, then dinner, then school again,
then coffee and gymnastic exercises,
then work again till I can get fresh
air in the garden, which is impossible
in this heat during the day. I eat
only a roll from 5 in the morning till 1
o’clock, and drink no coffee early, and
I often feel rather faint."—American
Boy.
More Thoughts About Things.
If folk would only ferret out the
good and make much of it, instead of
continually being on the alert for the
*bad, what a beautiful world we would
have! We always get wliat we look
for, or desire. So he who looks fo.
the bad gets it while he who searche
for the good finds it and gives joy to
others.
We are all what we make ourselves.
If you would have love, sympathy
and joy, you must scatter them.
Wit is often used to cloak a stinging
rebuke.
Let every one keep a sharp eye on
himself. You must be your severest
critic.
A good resolution is a good thing—a
good deed a great thing.
Be truthful with yourself, and you’ll
be truthful to others.
He is very extravagant who worries.
Man often worries things into happen
ing. If your mind invests in fear, fear
will constitute its chief revenue.
The Eagle and Its Prey.
This is quite a startling exhibition
on account of the lifelike qualities of
the eagle, which really soars into mid
View Behind the Scenes.
air up the mountain crag after the
defenseless sheep.
The eagle may reach his prey or
hover about it in the air, in an unsuc
cessful attempt as long as the youth
ful operator wishes.
A small toy theater stage presents
the best setting for the trick, although
it can be done on an ordinary table.
You can easily fashion a set of
mountain scenery by cutting out
mountains from colored pictures in
old magazines and setting them up
either in the slits of the stage or on
small wooden stand mounts, if you
have no toy theater.
Two “wings" of mountain scenery
will be enough—that Is, the front
wing, which is the mountain side in
the foreground, and the other “wing”
made up of the hills in the background
as shown in the picture.
Now cut out a very small picture
of a sheep and paste it on the “wing”
in the foreground at point “A.” Then
cut out a small eagle from fine tissue
paper. A small sewing needle should
be procured. Thread it with a piece
of fine thread about a foot in length
and run it lengthwise through the
body of the paper eagle.
The most important thing of all to
secure is a very strong magnet. You
place the theater or table in such a
way as to enable you to stand directly
behind the stage, where you can use
both hands at the same time. Take
the magnet in your right hand and
place it at the point marked “A" be- j
hind the mountain and out of sight of
the audience.
The needle-eagle starts to fly
toward the invisible magnet. You in
stantly check its flight by pulling
backward on the thread, the end ot
which you have grasped in your left
hand.
Now you gradually move the fuvls
ible magnet upward in the direction
indicated by the dotted lines.
The astonished audience sees the
beagle slowly fly up the mountain
side! This seeming miracle is easily
View from Spectators’ Seats.
accomplished by holding the thread
■end so that the attracted needle-eagle
will be just far enough away to gel
the full strength of the hidden mag
net's attraction without quite being
able to touch it. and as the magnet is
raised upward behind the mountain
the eagle naturally rises with it.
The audience sees only the eagle,
and, of course, is greatly mystified.
If your hand is steady you may
direct the eagle's flight at will, being
careful to always keep the magnet out:
of sight behind the scenes.
THE STARCH-BOX BARN.
How Your Barn Will Look.
This barn is just the thing for a
rainy day. Older readers can make it
for the younger children of the house
hold and get a great deal of pleasure
out of it for themselves.
Take a wooden box not longer than
12 inches and knock off the top and
one end. Buy at the druggist’s a five
cent package of red dye, dissolve a lit
tle of it in warm water and rub the
color all over the box on both sides.
With a dull lead pencil and a ruler
draw lines on the inside to represent
bricks.
For the roof take four straw cover
ings which are used to protect bottles
from breakage; cut the strings so that
they will open flat and tack them in
position on top of the box. The three
cornered hole which is found at tht
back just under the roof can be cover
ed with the end of the box which was
removed. Green tissue paper makes a
good floor covering.
You may cut out domestic animals
by the score from old books, magn
zincs or newspapers and stand them
up about the barn, using ns props
pieces of visiting cards bent and fast
ened to their backs, as indicated in
the picture.
TIRED, SUFFERING WOMEN.
Women run down
and endure daily tor
tures through neg
lecting the kidneys.
Kidney backache
makes housework a
burden; rest is im
| possible; sleep fit
ful; appetite gives
out and you are
tired all the time.
Can’t be well until
the kidneys are well.
Use Doan’s Kidney
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Stanley’s Visit to America.
Stanley revisited America several
times in the course of his eventful life.
He came over shortly after the Liv
ingstone expedition had been rr.
pleted; again for a lecture tour b' ‘ r
he had founded the Congo Free State
through the support of the Brussels
African International as*ociaron of
which Leopold, king of the B'd ians,
Was and is the head. Thi3 tri; was
cut short by the summons to relieve
Emin Pasha (Dr. Eduard Schnit. 'rl.
He responded immediately. The last
time he visited this country was in
1895, when he was seen in Boston and
New York for a short time, and then
traveled through Canada.
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He Must Sign In Engi'sh.
Some amusing “correspondence be
tween the lord chancellor of Ireland
and Thomas McDonagh Mahony. J. P.,
since September 3, 1903,” ha* been is
sued as a British parliamentary paper.
Mr. Mahony insisted upon signing his
name to warrants and other docu
ments “in characters which are alleg
ed to be those of the Irish language.”
and persists in the practice, although
he has been authoritatively informed
that it is illegal. The justice of Can
erciveen insists that his signature is
his usual one and disputes the lord
chancellor’s law and there the matter
rests, except that he is enjoined from
sitting on the magisterial bench until
he gives assurance that he will “sign
magisterial documents in English.”
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not been able to go on with th • t -
ment, being unable to find any 1 - :»
Cairo. The Chemist who sol-1 me tin
two boxes has Informed tne t it 1 >■ : :
sent an order for some, and . s b- •-»
keeping me waiting for more than t o
month. This is the reason why I am
writing to you to request you to i.a'. e
the goodness to send nic by return
post six boxes for which 1 will p *y *
soon as 1 receive them from the ; -t
Kindly let me know at the same ; : e
where your branch agency in Egypt ;* t >
be found. Thanking you In an:: . it
Mohamed Rached, "Immeuhles L ...es de
l’Etat,” Office of the Minister of F.i.aace.
Cairo. EGYPT.
Dear Sirs: I want to purchis- six
boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills, but I d- . t
know exactly where to apply at Buffalo
or London. I suppose they can be s nt
by express or registered mail from tit• r
place. Please advise me of how to pro
ceed In order to get the pills without de
lay. Yours truly. J P. Simonson, Yi*
borg. V. Mark. DENMARK.
When a g'rl falls in love Momme •
and Popper might as well throw up
their hands and trust to Providence.
The man who jollies other people
along generally manages to jolly him
self along with them pretty well,
thank you.
When a man Is just swearing ma 1
and the wife says nothing but smil- -
knowingly he will either kill her or
rush out Into the cold world and slam
the door._
Why don’t society editors come
right out and say that it was the
bridegroom who was “led to the al
tar r* _
Those Who Have Tried It
will use no other. Defiance Cold Water
Starch has no e-jual in Quantity or Qual
ity—i* oz. for IP cents. Other brands cen
tal* only 13 ob.
No matter how silly a woman may a
be she can always find a man who ^
will let her make a fool of him. **
FITS 3? norr-nanaa* aftao
L" - -1* d££?Jl** of Or- SMne-i Oreat N«r»« ttmior
P £*“?£®r rBBE SS.OO trial bottla and intiua
Dm. U. H. bin, Ltd., Ml Arch Btreat, ttaiadaijdu*. r»
Ix>ts of people would rather send a
dollar to the heathen than give the
poor at home a pleasant look.
Mm. Window's Boothia* Arran.
for children toothing, sotton# tho irunu, ralucea la
Oammstlon, alla/tpdn,caroa windcollo. ascaujtua.
There cometh the gentle day* of
spring when the borrowed umbrella
flndeth Its way to the loan office.
A woman can never understand w hy
Mrs. Noah permitted her husband to
bring mice Into the ark
if ion raw nat.t, m.cE,
Get ltd! Greta Ball Uhio, tho boot Ball Blue.
Largo 0 o*. |«nck«g« only 5 count.
When a mau marries he should re
sign himself to the inevitable and defy
fate to do Its worst.
It remaineth to be seen whether
the roal bachelor will succumb to the
leap-year bachelor maid.
When a mail’s broke the woman
who broke him thinks she's had
enough.
