, A “J. P.” that Fined Himself. Robert Malzahn, justice of the peace at Good Thunder, Minn., dispenses (liquor at retail when not occupied with his judicial cares. A food in spector secured from Mr. Maizahn’s place of business a sample of black berry. a complaint was sworn out and Judge Malzahn in his judicial ca pacity, heard the case of Malzahn, the saloonkeeper. Finding Malzahn, the defendant, guilty. Judge Malzahn im posed a fine of $25, and then as Mal zahn, the saloonkeeper, he paid the fine. The money has been remitted to the state treasurer. Royalties Coming Here. If all promises are fulfilled the United States will have royal visitors galore next summer. So far these have announced their intention tc visit the land of the free: King Leo pold of Belgium. King Menelik of Abyssinia, the Crown Prince of Ger many. the Crown Prince of Sweden and the Crown Prince of China. Not a few men have to wear glasses because their eyesight is too good. . Such glasses are the spectacles of tol erance. Only a woman is capable of arriv ing at a conclusion without using either reason or judgment. Defiance Starch is put up 1C ounces In a package, 10 cents. One-third more starch for the same money. The masculine idea of an intellec tual woman is one who is as thin as a match and wears glasses. -— When a small boy gets his finger caught in the pantry door it isn’t the jam he is looking for. The difference between charity and ‘ philanthropy is the length of the news- i uaner free space. To be ashamed of one’s wife or mother is the saddest fate that*can j befall a man. The weather man is having lots of fun w'th. his vaudeville stunt of quick changer People who withhold gratitude are apt to do wholesale grumbling. ___— Some preaching is about as filling as a bill of fare in the desert. The man who hurries is frequently only spurring a rocking-horse. Science is simply the search into | the mind of the Supreme. It is uossible for a man to bo a flatterer and also a rounder. The sweetness of adversity is apt to sour a man's disposition. Some mothers save slipper soles and spoil children. *i $100 Reward, $100. Tfce readers of this paper will be pleased to lean that there Is at least one dreaded dlsea-e that science l;a- been able to cure In all Its stages, and that Is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional disease, requires "a c< n.-tltu tl so.” The Czar and the Kaiser. The iast time the czar and the kai ser met was in the Baltic, where each had a fleet. As tneir boats drew away from each other the kaiser, from the Hohenzollern, semaphoned to the czar, “The admiral of the Atlantic salutes the admira lof the Facie.” The reply required tact. The czar did not want to offend the British by express ing his belief that the kaiser was right, neither did ho wish to show discourtesy to the latter by making no reply. So he quietly rebuffed him by signaling "farewell,” and steaming away. Try One Package. If “Defiance Starch” does not please you, return it to your dealer. If it does you get one-third more for the same money. It will give you satisfaction, and will not stick to the iron. P;so*s Cure cannot be too highly spoken of aa a cough cure.—J. W. O'Bries, 322 Third Ave, Js., Minneapolis, Minn., Jan. 6, lWJU. The shepherd’s crook needs no crookedness in the shepherd. If you don’t get the biggest and best it’s your own fault. Defiance Starch is for sale everywhere and there is positively nothing to equal it in quality or quantity. Think of your own raults and you will talk less about the faults of oth ers. W!ggle*Stick lafxdrt blue Won’t spill, break, freeze nor spot clothes. Costs 10 cents and equals 20 cents worth of any other bluing. If your grocer does not keep it send 10c for sample to The Baundrv B*u« Co., 14 Michigan Street, Chicago. The recording angel does not credit a man with what his tombstone says in his favor. You never hear any one complain about “Defiance Starch.” There is none to equal it in quality’ and quan tity, 16 ounces, 10 cents. Try it now and save your money. A public library looks well in any town, but a bank robbery’ makes more talk. Mr*. Wintiotr'i Roolhlncr Syrop. For children teething, softens the gum*, reduce* tfr flammatiuE, allay » pain, cures wind colic. 25c a bottle, A true hero is a man who fights for his country and refuses to scrap with his wife. Defiance Starch is guaranteed big gest and best or money refunded. 16 ounces, 10 cents. Try it now. What a man sews he doesn't always also rip, if he is a tailor. How to Clean Laces. To clean delicate laces, take a large Hus jar, cover with old cotton and spread the lace carefully on it. Set the bottle in warn Ivory Soap suds and leave for an hour. If stains are difficult to remove place in the sun and they will disappear. Rinse by dipping the bottle in clear water. ELEANOR R. PARKER. Men like to feel that advice to a woman is an evidence of true friend ship. EITC perrasnently cured. No fit. or ncrrcumeM afte* ■ 11 w first day', use of Dr. Kline’s Great Serve Restore er. Send for FBEE 82.00 trial bottle —nd tre&tuea tn. U. li. Kiosk, Ltd., Mi Arch Street, Philadelphia, Pa They say that when a happy child’s laughters is heard on earth the choirs of paradise are told to hush, because the child makes sweeter music. “PC PI! &IA A VALUABLE PREPARATION,” i rL-nU-llrt. WRITES DR. KEMBALL. Most of the Ailments Peculiar to the Female Sex are Dae to Catarrh of .. the Pelvic Organs. Rachael J. Kemball, M. D., 334 Virginia St., Buffalo, N. Y., is a graduate of the University of Buf falo, class 18S4, and has been in the practice of medicine in that city since then. She writes as follows: ••My conviction, supported by ex* perience, is that Peruna is a valuable preparation for all catarrhal affec tions. 1 have taken one bottle of Pernna myself and just feel fine. I shall continue to take it."—Rachael J. Kemball, M. D. > IVruna has cured thousands of cases of female weakness. As a rule, how ever, before Peruna is resorted to sev eral other remedies have been tried in vain. A great many of the patients have taken local treatment, submitted themselves to surgical operations, and taken all sorts of doctor's stuff, with out any result. The reason of so many failures is the fact that diseases peculiar to the female —“““——”—~^ stx are not com Female Trouble nionly recognized N°t Becogn t ^ being causetl by a. Catarrh, cat:irrh? These or gans are lined by mucous membranes. Any mucous membrane is subject to catarrh. Catarrh of one organ is exactly the same as catarrh of any other organ. What will cure catarrh of the head will also cure catarrh of the pelvic organs. Peruna cures these cases simply because j it cures the catarrh. Most of the women afflicted with pel- | vie diseases have no idea that their trouble is due to catarrh. The majority of the people think that catarrh is a disease confined to the head alone. This is not true. Catarrh is liable to attack any organ of the body; throat, bronchial tubes, lungs, stomach, kid neys and especially the pelvic organs. Many a woman has made this discov ery after a long siege of useless treat ment. She has made the discovery that her disease is catarrh, and that Peruna can be relied upon to cure catarrh wherever located. If you do not derive prompt and satis factory results from the use of reruna. write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case, and he will be pleased to give 3*011 Ins valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman. President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus. 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' IFOR WOMEN A Boston physician's dis covery which cleanses and heals all inflammation of the mucous membrane wherever located. In local treatment of female ills Pax tine is invaluable. Used as a douche it is a revelation in cleansing and healing power; it kills all disease germs which | cause inflammation and discharges. Thousands of letters from women ^ prove that it is the greatest cure for leucorrhoea ever discovered. Paxtine never fails to cure pelvic catarrh, nasal catarrh, sore throat, sore mouth and sore eyes, because these diseases are all caused by inflammation of the mucous membrane. For cleansing, whitening and pre serving the teeth we challenge the world to produce Its equal. Physicians and specialists everywhere prescribe and endorse Paxtine, and thou sandsof testimoniallettersproveits value. At druggists, or sent postpaid 50 cts. A large trial package and book of instructions absolutely free. Write The B. Paxton Co., Dept. 5 Boston. Mas*. 50,000 AMERICANS WERE WELCOMED TO Western _ Canada DURING LAST YEAR. They are settled and settling on :he Grain and Grazing Lands, and are prosperous and satisfied. Sir_ Wilfred Laurier recently aaid: “A new star has risen oa the horizon, and it is toward it that every immigrant who leaves the land of bis ancev tors to come and seek a home for himself cow turns his gaze"—Canada. There is Room for Millions. FREE Homesteads given away. Schools, Churches, Railways, Market*. Climate everything io be desired. For a descriptive Atlas and other Information, apply to Superintendent Immigration. Ottawa. Can ada. or authorized Canadian Government Agent— W. V. Bennett. 801 New Yotk Life Building Omaha, Neb. World’s Fair New Train. Service On nnd after Sunday. April 24th. 1904, word’s F'air Trains will leave Omaha Union Station for Kansas City and St. Louis at 10:45 a. m. 5:30 r>. m. 11:45 p. m. Special rates on sale commencing April 15th. 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