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REACH THE SPOT. To cure an ach a ing back, Tlie pains of rheumatism, The tired out feelings. You must reach the spot — get at the cause. In most cases ’ti3 the kidneys. Doan’s Kidney Pills are for tho kidneys. Chas. Bierbach, stone contractor, living at 2625 a Cnestnut St., Erie, Pa., says: "For two years I had kid ney trouble and there was such a severe pain through my loins and limbs that I could not stoop or straighten up without great pain, had difficulty la getting about and was unable to rest at night, arising in the morning tired and worn out. The kidney secretions were irregular and deposited a heavy sediment. Doctors treated me for rheumatism, but failed to help me. I lost all confidence in medicine and began to feel as if life were not worth living. Doan's Kidney Pills, however, relieved me so quickly and so thoroughly that I gladly made a statement to that effect for publica tion. This was in 1898, and during the six years which have elapsed 1 have never known Doan’s Kidney Pills to fail. They cured my wife of a severe case of backache in the same thor ough manner.” A FREE TRIAD of this great kid ney medicine which cured Mr. Bier bach will be mailed on application to any part, of the United States. Ad dress Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For sale by all druggists, price 50 cents per box. Kindness is born of our sense of kinship to all. The brilliant manner in which the j publishers of Everybody’s Magazine ; have handled the subject of the St. Louis exposition affords a clew to th<! success of the publication. The April number opens with an article on “The Greatest World’s Fair,” and the two men most able to do the subject jus- j tlce have treated it. David R. Francis j president of the exposition company, ! furnishes the text, and Vernon Howe, ! Bailey, the distinguished young artist, has done the illustrations. One is told and shown in the mo3t interesting way just w'hat to expect at St. Louis In May, and the prospect is amazing. No good is found in a difficulty by Ihe man who crawls around it. — Mk To nr Dealer For Allen’s Foot-FaM, K powder. It rests the feet. Cures Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Sore, Hot, Callous, Aching Sweating Feet and IngrowingNails. Allen’s \ Foot-Ease makes new or tight shoes easy. At al! Druggists and Shoe stores, 2S cents. Ac cept no substitute. Sample mailed Fr2E. Address Allen S. Olmsted. Le Row N. Y. The man who resists a tendency will never have to regret a habit. An Asiatic Dowie. John AJexander Dowie, the Chicago “prophet,” has his counterpart in In dia. Indeed, the Oriental product in some ways outdoes the man who. ac cording to all accounts, has made a good thing out of it in Chicago. The Hindoo’s name is Mirza Gheelan Ah- : mad, head of a distinct sect of Mo- , harumedans, and he lives in the Pun itub. In fine appearance, denuncia- ; tion and propnecies he more than equals Dowie but so far he does not seem to have developed the sound business sense of John Alexander. He lives humbly and only attracted official attention when he began to foretell the death of certain oppo nents. Mirza was “induced” to aban don this feature of his performance, a.? it contravened a section of the penal code. He is 65 years old and h-is about 10,000 followers. God, the eternal light of mercy, the blessing scattered through all the in finitudes—the hope that vibrates the music of the spheres—the love that woos to life the humble flowers of the world and rolls the stone from sor row’s sepulcher.—Florida Timcs-Un ton.. When a woman too frequently enters upon her household duties with an air oi resignation, her husband is likely to give up his job also with an air resignation.—New York Telegraph. EMPTY NOW. How One Woman Quit Medicine. ‘‘While a coffee user my stomach doubled me for years,” says a lady of tolumbus, O., “and I had to take medi cine all the time. I had what I thought was the best 6tomach medicine I could get, had to keep getting it filled all the time at 40 cents a bottle. I did not know what the cause of my trou ble was but just dragged along from day to day, suffering and taking medi cine all the time. “About six months ago l quit tea and coffee and began drinking Postum and I have not had my prescription filled since, which is a great surprise to me for it proves that coffee was the cau.se of all my trouble although I nev er suspected it. “When my friends ask me how I feel since I have been taking Postum \ say, ‘To tell the truth I don’t feel It all only'that I get hungry and eat fcerything I want and lots of it and it lever hurts me and I am nappy and •veil and contented all the time.’ “I could not get my family to drink Postum for a while until I mixed it in a little coffee and kept on reducing the amount of coffee until I got it ail Pos tum. Now they all like it and they never belch it up like coffee. “We all know that Postum is a sun shine maker. I find it helps one great ly for we do not have to think of aches and pains all the time and can use our minds for other things.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. . The one who has to bother with coffee aches and pains is badly handi capped in tl*3 race for fame and for tune. Postum i3 a wonderful rebuild er. There’s a reason. Look in each package for the fam ous little book, “The Road to WeU ville.M About the Seventh Continent Fascinating Problems Solved by Daring Discoverers— Geographers Now Affirm that the South Pole Is Surrounded by Land Probably Larger than Europe When geographers affirm, as they are now doing, that there is no long er any doubt of the existence of the antarctic continent, they do not mean that explorers have followed all its joast lines, determined its exact shape jnd crossed it from side to side. This A'ork has not yet been done; and it will be a task of such enormous dif ficulty that it may not be achieved for many years. What they mean is simply that the evidence first supplied by Sir John Murray and strengthened by later ex plorers, that the land around the south pole is continental, has been so reinforced and confirmed by the work of the very latest expeditions that in their opinion there is no longer any room for doubt of the existence of a continent there. Prof. Penck of Vienna, one of the most distinguished of geographers, vo'ced the opinion of many leading ML OTTO MOKOENSEJOLO tinent in south polar waters. They knew' it had been proved that ex tensive masses of land existed within the Antarctic circle; but the question wrhetber this land takes the form of a vast continent or of an archipelago of islands smothered under an over load of frozen snow they have regard ed as a fascinating problem for ex plorers to solve. But the evidence that the continent exists has been accumulating ever since the Challenger went on its fa mous voyage and penetrated the Ant arctic to study the sea floor there. In all of its journeys over the tropical and sub-tropical Pacific the Challenger found no fragments of continental rocks. Its dredges brought up only pumice or other fragments of volcanic rocks such as compose the larger mass of the oceanic islands. All the expeditions which have since visited Antarctic lands have brought home specimens of many rocks that are characteristic of con tinental lands and not of oceanic isl lands. They have also found fossil shells, wood and other flora like those of fossil remains found in other con tinents, indicating a warmer climate in the Antarctic regions during some earlier geological ages. Air move ments and other phenomena also have been such as to indicate a continent around the south pole. Finally, the last expeditions have brought home entirely new informa tion about further discoveries of coastlines, explorations extended over parts of the interior, the nature of the interior ice and the mighty ice bergs to which the land gives birth. In ihe map which Sir John Murray made in 1894. showing what he be lieved to be the probable position and extent of Antarctica, he took into con ing south as far as they could see from the lofty mountains where they took their last look from the most southern point they had reached. They established the existence of a coast line of unknown length, but extending as far as it had been seen about 1,000 miles. They also penetrated into this land mass a distance of 142 statute miles from the sea and found themselves on top of an ice cap that completely covered the land and was apparently as thick as that which covers Green land. They were 9.000 feet above th» sea on this ice cap when they turned back, having found no indication that the land might not still extend for hundreds of miles before the oppo site coasts were reached. But the British have established an other most important and significant fact. As Prof. Penck says, Capt. Scott the leader of the British expedi tion, has proved that the Great Ice Barrier, discovered by Ross about six ty years ago, is not the wall of an extensive area of thick pack or sea ice. as Ross supposed it to be, but it is the edge of probably the largest glacier in the world. In other words, it is the frontage of land ice, a part of the icecap of Antarctica, with a width here of at least 700 miles. It is hun dreds of feet in height, and reaches the sea by a great plain between the mountains of Victoria Land and Ed ward VII Land. The front of the mighty icecap is pushed off the land into the sea. Xo theory appears to be tenable ex A VIEW ON THE COAST OF WILKES LAND i .-.—-— DR. GEORG NEUMAYER . The ****** Oermi* Mnuu •« heiunW SIR JOHN MURRAY. VMkOOO Oirt'lno of th# Prohokto Snoot of tho »WW tie Continent to Shown on Own Mop. y THE CREA T ICE BARRIER (VICTORIA LAND) . V . -- - ^ JL BIT OF GH/WAM LATfD ur.en of science when he said that j the British and German expeditions had made it perfectly clear that a continent surrounded the south pole. Since he wrote his article on this subject we have received the results of the Swedish expedition in Graham land, to the south of South America. The results of its longest sledge jour ney are in complete accord with those obtained by the British and German expeditions in widely separated parts of the Antarctic ar<*. They mark the Graham land region as being what Sir John Murray long ago supposed It to be, a great peninsula of the Ant arctic continent. Prof. Penck xays we cannot tell how large this southern continent may be, but it is probably larger than Eu rope, and its area is likely to be over 4,000,000 square miles. There are reasons to believe that this is approx imately correct. Modern geographers have been slow to adopt the conception of a great con sideration not only the known coasts, but also the depths obtained by all explorers who had taken soundings in antarctic waters. The nature of the deposits found on the sea floor helped him to some approximations as to the distance of the land from these deposits. Both the British and the Swedish expeditions have extended our knowl edge of the known lands by following their coasts to the south. They have proved that Victoria land and Gra ham land are large, but they have not discovered their limits, though they have traced the coast lines far to the south. It is too early yet to attempt to describe or discuss the scientific work ot these expeditions, but some of the facts bearing on the question of the southern continent may be mentioned. The British traced the coast of Vic toria land over 300 miles south of the point where previous exploration had stopped. The coast was still trend cept that the manufactory of this colossal icecap must be a laud surface of continental extent. In extending the known ccast of Graham Land further to the south the Swedish expedition also discovered great ice plains that had been pushed off the land into the sea and termin ated in lofty and precipitous ice wall* resembling the Ross’s famous ice bai* rier of Victoria l^and; and like this barrier it is a true glacier edge and extends for scores of miles along the coasts. Some day this southern land will be better known. From all that has been seen of it there is little prospect that it will be found to be of any economic importance. But it is quite certain that the ardor for exploration will not subside as long as there remains a land of continental proportions whose extent and shape have not been ac curately defined.—Gyrus C. Adams, in’ Philadelphia Public Ledger. Sizing Him Up. “Not very long ago,” said Chaun jy M. Depew, "while traveling in an jrdinary passenger coach on the way to an up-State town, I got on pretty good terms with the train boy. When he had finished his rounds he came back to me. “to chin a bit,” he said. “ ‘Do you know,’ he said, ‘that I can tell by looking at a man mighty near what he is. Now, there’s that fellow over there in the corner. He’s a Chi cago drummer. I can tell him by the way he lets his money go and the flip style he has when he talks to peo ple. And that chap over there .with the silk hat on is a preacher from a country town, I’m dead sure. I’ll go ask him if you say so.’ “I didn’t say so, because I didn’t care a continental, but I asked him what he thought I was. He looked me over for a minute carefully, as if he felt his reputation depended upon a correct answer. “ ‘Well,’ he said at last, ‘you’ve got plenty of dough, but I ain’t dead sure whether you’re a politician or % gam* Mer.’” Couldn't See the Idea. Wall street men have been laying various plans to secure arfeince infor mation on the Nc rthern Securities merger decision by the United States supreme court, and, as related sev eral days ago, the justices have met them at their own game and have barricaded every possible avenue of information. A big Chicago firm of stock brokers have been especially anxious, and last week they wrote their correspondents as follows: “You must get us that decision. As soon as the judge starts to read it and before he reaches the final state ment of the decision the judges on the bench would doubtless feel re lieved from secrecy. You might skip up to the bench and ask one of the judges what’s doing and give us a tip." “Fine,” replied the correspondent. “Great. And when they throw me into the ba8tile for contempt of court I suppose you will fix it with divine providence, the only place left to ap peal, to get me out.” Well-Earned Record. “To be honest with you, as I ’lowed I’d be,’’ said the old Georgia farmer, “I can’t tell the age o’ that mule.” “You can’t?” “No—the United States census couldn’t do it! The man I got him from had him ten year; an’ the man he got him from had him twenty; an’ ue’s been in my possession ten year, an’ I dunno how old he wuz when the first man got him. All I’m positive about is his present record. He’s throwed an’ disabled sixteen candi dates fer office, sent ftine niggers to heaven, destroyed whole fields o’ hay an’ kicked a hole in the tip-top of a circus tent!”—Atlanta Constitution. Mascagni Superstitious. Signor Mascagni, the famous Italian cpmposer, is one of the most supers stitioug of men, and always carries in one of his pockets a remarkable col lection of talismans to avert misfor tune. Among them may be mentioned tiny figures of St. George in ivory and mother-of-pearl, and small horxvs of eoral. Marriage Amenities. Mrs. Literati (to husband)—I went to the club to-day, and v/as elected chairman of a committee, although I didn’t open my mouth once in the meeting. Her Husband—Well, if you had opened you mouth you probably would not have been elected.—Woman's Home Companion. Usefulness Net Impaired. Husband (of popular author)—Do you mean to tell me, doctor, that my wife is insane? . “No, not so bad as that, but she is hopelessly foolish.” “Well, that’s a relief. I was afraid her usefulness as a writer was im paired.”—Life. Keep It Up. By Jove! Thish ish my birthday. I never thought of it—(hie)—I’ve a jolly good mindsh to go and get drunksh!” A Russian Pastword. “Petroff.” “Yes, lieutenant.” “The countersign for to-night is Al exandrovitchykopfostovsk y d r a g o vitch. Let no nan pass without it.” “Yes, lieutenant. But it is a bitter cold night.” “What of that?” “The man who gives the password is likely to freeze to death before he .'inishes it." “It is for the glory of the czar, petroff.” “Yes, lieutenant.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Faithful to Her Trust. Mrs. Newed—Xorah, my husband and I have both noticed that all the neighbors stare at us very hard. I hope you haven't been telling any body that we are newly married? Nora (a local simple)—Me tell ’em, mum? Agin express orders? Why, whinever anybody tried to pump me, mum, I told ’em you wasn't married at all.—Scraps. The Reception He’d Get. “He's coming to ask for my hand, papa.” said the beautiful girl. “May l hide behind the portiers and hear how he does it?” “I think you'd better not,” replied the father considerately. “I would prefer that you shouldn’t hear me use violent language.” Unnecessary. Kind I^ady—But If I give you th\ dime I’m afraid I will be encouraging 70U to take a drink. Thirsty Tim—Don’t youse be erlarm sd on dat score, lady. When it comes ter takin’ er drink I don’t n£ed no en couragement. Geographical Changes. “I don’t see any use in having wars i:\ this advanced age,” remarked Mrs. Suburba, turning up the lamp. “If you were a mapmaker,” replied Mr. Suburba. glancing up from the new atlas on his knees, “you probably would.” A Definition. Mamma—Yes, Willie. Your father Is going to buy this picture. He’s a tonnoisseur. Do you know what that •a? W'iilie—Yep. It’s a old guy what’lf lig up a hundred for a dinky picture when his dear little son's sufferin' for A billy-goat an’ wagon! Disappearing. “Never mind/' said her dearest friend, “there are as good fish in the sea as ever were caught out of it.” “I know it,” said the girl that haa set her cap for tne foreign count and failed to get him, “but statistics show <hat the lobster catch is geting small er every year.” It All Depends. “Do you believe in second mar riages, Mr. Slimpurse?” asked the fair divorcee. “Well—er—that depends,” replied 3ie cautious Mr. S. “How much—er —alimony did you get out of your first?” He Wouldn’t Succeed. -^George Washington wasn’t much jf a business man anyway.” “Why not?” “He couldn’t tell a lie " EARLY PICTURES OF JAPAN. — Conditions in Island Empire Three Hundred Years Ago. Entertaining pictures of Japan and the Japanese, as they were seen by English sea captains nearly 300 years ago, are to be found in the log kept by Capt. Saris of the first voyage to Japan to open up trade there for the East India company. Because of Eng land's fame as victor over Spain, Sar is was received very honorably by “the old King Foyu.” The people, too, were, as a rule, both civil and cour teous to him, although rude boys, who exist everywhere and at all times, oc casionally followed the English sail ors through the streets, throwing stones ami shouting: “Kore, kore. ko> core ware,” which Saris translated in* to “You Koreans with false hearts.” As to their naval enterprise. Saris says: “About eight of tenne leagues cn this side the straights of Xemina Seque we found a large Towne where lay in a Docke a Juncke of 800 or 1,000 tunnes burthen, sheathed all of yron with a guard appointed to keep her from firing and treachery. She was built in a very homely fashion much like that which describeth Noah’s Ark unto us. The Naturals told us that she served to transport souldiers in any ot the Hands, it rebellion or warre should happen. Saris coasted round to Fushimi, where he saw the garrison 3,000 strong “shifted.” a change that took place every three years. “We saw,” he says, “the old bands march away, and the new enter in most souldier like manner, marching five abreast, and to every ten files an officer which is called a captaine of fiftie, who kept i them continually in very good order.” THE SON OF NUN. Joshua an Acceptable Name for Par entless Child. Not long ago, on a certain Sunday, a horny-handed son of toil, with his wife, attended by a few sympathizing neighbors, appeared before the font of a small village church in England, carrying a little foundling which had been deposited on the villager's door steps, and which he was bringing up. “Ah.” exclaimed the minister, who was acquainted with the little epi sode; “then you have brought ‘no body’s child’ to be christened?” “Yes, sur,” replied the kindly vil lager; “we ha’ brought the fatherless and mitherless little orfin for ye to baptize.” “And the name?” queried the cler gyman. as he held out his hand for the slip of paper which he always re quired with the name written there on. “Well,” replied the-foster father, “we ain't quite decided yet. Ye see, we wanted something suited special for ’im. We thowt first o’ Melchize dek, as he had neither father nor mither. but that was too long. Then we thowt Joshua 'ud do.” “Ah, yes,” observed the clergyman: “and pray why did you come to select ‘Joshua?’ ” “Well,” remarked the hospitable cottager, as the semblance of a smile passed over his stolid features, “be cause he was the son of Nun.” She Admired It. “Charming! Exquisite! Perfectly delightful!” she exclaimed, peering through her starers at the young artist’s latest picture. “I'm glad you like it,” he said, with becoming modesty. “Like it? Could anybody help lik ing it? So original! That queer little animal with the funny legs in the right hand foreground! What a deli cious conceit! How can you imagine such impossible things, Mr. d’Aubre?” “Um—er—you mean this?” he asked pointing to the strange thing in the lower corner. “Yes, of course.” “Er—uh—that is my signature, madam.”—New York Evening Sun. Her Prayer. Gladys had lost two front teeth. She had been told that God would give her some new ones. She was to take part in the Easter exercises a* Sunday school. In spite of all wish ing. however, the teeth refused to put in an appearance, and Easter was at hand. One night her mother heard her talking after she had put her to bed. She went back and saw her kneeling beside her bed in the moonlight. “O. God,” she was saying, “if you haven’t got my new teeth done, won’t you please drop my old ones dowt again till after Easter?”—Lippincott'% Magazine. Africa and Her Doom. And gloomy eyes that spell despair. She who Is old—yet young of face— She to whom fell the dark disgrace, Cain’s evil brood to bear! She dreams of nations long since deaa Of millions killed by fire and flood. And though her parted lips are sweet. Beneath her slender, tired feet' Run rivulets of blood! Misfortune met her at her birth: Her children bore the brand of Cain; Her lands the home of savage brutes, Of songless birds—of bitter fruits— Of slavery and pain! Her wealth has tempted many men: But for herself not one hath sighed. And lower bows the dusky head. From somber eyes salt tears are shed, Of bitter, wounded pride! —London Spectator. An Age of Amazons. Whereas a decade since the aver age size in women's shoes was three, five being accounted specially large, seven and eight are now commonly asked for. while the average size has become five. The little glove has likewise grown into a good-sized hand-shoe. My lady’s hosiery has become bigger at the same time—in short, the average girl of 1904 could not wear any ar ticle of apparel that fitted the girl of 1874. And where, one now trembling ly asks, is this to end?—London Lady’s Pictorial. Mail Distribution. The United States employed 10,555 men in distributing mail last year. The cost, distributed among 1,400 lines, was $63,594,000. In 373 acci dents to mail cars eighteen clerks were killed and seventy-eight serious, ly Injured. Luxuries in London. Hothouse strawberries brought $6 a ^-und In London last month, and th# test asparagus was $15 a bunch. How’s This? Wo offer On* Hundred Dollar* Reward for * ry ease of Catarrh that cannot be cured by lit,.. * Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO„ Toledo. O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. i henev for the last 15 year*, and believe him perfectly 1; u orable In ail bu*tne** transaction* and flnauclgliy able to carry out any obligations made by his firm. Waluino, Kinxax Marvin-, Wholesale Druggist*. Toledo. O. HalTs Catarrh Cure la taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surf ices ‘ f tbe system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75 cent* p«/ bottle. Sold hv all Druggists. Take Hall's Family Fills for oonstlpatloa. Anyway, old maids don't have to go down stairs at 3 o'clock in the morn ing to let in a man who tried to open the front door with a trunk key. WIggU*»StiCk hATNDBT BLCF Wos’d, spilfTy-eak, freeze nor soot clothes Costs 10 cents and equals 20 cents worth <.f any other bluinp. If your grocer does not keep it send 10c for sample :o The I^auudry Blue Co., 14 Michigan Street. Chicago. “Hew to the line, let the chips fail where they may!” When the days is done the bookies on the line have ac cumulated most of the chips. Lewis’ “Single Binder ”straight r*;cigar. Price to dealers (36.00 per M. They , ,t some more than other brands, but uo more than a good 5c cfgar should cost. Lewis’ Factory, Peoria, 111. You have to handle some people with kid gloves, other with boxing gloves, others with bare fists and the Test with an old-fashioned ax handle If you don’t get the biggest and best It’s your own fault. Defiance Starch Is for sale everywhere and there is positively nothing to equal It In quality or quantity. The only effective criticism of a poor religion is the creatioin of a bet ter one. The bill-poster acquires a great many stuck-up notions in his busi ness When a man ia satisfied he made a mistake by marrying, he isn't satis tied. Goods are among the least of the rewards for goodness. The World’s Greatest Railway. Under the title of “The Great Si berian Railway,” James W. Davidson. F. R. G. S.. United States Consul at Antung, Manchuria, will give much valuable information in the April Cen tury about ‘‘the greatest railway which the world has ever seen.” Trav elers on the great Siberian railway will find the many days on the train wonderfully comfortable. For its pas sengers the train de luxe plans to pro vide brass bedsteads, private toilet rooms, baths, gymnasium, electric fans and lights, steam heat, and a hand somely furnished drawing room. Mr. Davidson estimates that one may enjoy all this luxury from Paris to Dalny or Peking for not over $280. including sleeper, food and all incidental ex penses. You never hear any one complain about “Defiance Starch.” There ts none to equal it in quality and quan tity, 16 ounces, 10 cents. Try it now and save your money. Before arithmetic was invented peo ple multiplied on the face of the earth. Physicians Use Carrier Pigeons. Country Physicians in many in stances have adopted the use of pigeons as messengers. A physician raises a loft of carriers, and when he visits a patient four or five miles away he carries with him a basket contain ing one of his birds. If dangerous symptoms arise in the night or the following day the pigeon is released with a message. Some physicians with long country routes carry half a dozen or more of these pigeons on their rounds and leave one at each place. A daily report of the different cases can thus be obtained by pigeon service. This service has also been extended on large Western farms. Some farmers receive daily reports of the markets from the city in this way when there are no telephone or tele graph wires to send the messages. All that is required is a trip to tha city once a fortnight to carry back the birds and some one in the city to write the reports and release the pigeons. Women of the world never use harsh expressions when condemning their rivals. Like the savage, they hurl ele gant arrows, ornamented with feathers of purple and azure, but with poisoned pointe.—Chamfort. How a woman does like to talk about the doings and the sayings of the man of whom she is fond. In the Spring. Lowndes. Mo., April 4th.—Mrs. H. C. Harty of this place, says: “For years I was in very bad health. Every spring I would get so low that I was unable to do my own work. I seemed to be worse in the spring than any other time of the year. I was very weak and miserable and had much pain in my back and head. I saw Dodd’s Kidney Pills advertised last spring and began treatment of them and they have certainly done me more good than anything I have ever used. “I was all right last spring and felt ■ctter than I have for over ten years. I am fifty years of age and am strong er to-day than I have been for many years and I give Dodd's Kidney Pills credit for the wonderful improve ment.’' The statement of Mrs. Harty is only one of a great many where Dodd's Kidney Pills have proven themselves to be the very best spring medicine. They are unsurpassed as a tonic and are the only medicine used in thou sands of families. I noticed a woman chewing gum once during the progreis of a mile race. The race was run in 1:43. She covered the distance in 1:40 flat. The United Mutual Hall Ins. Ass’n is the oldest, Is the strongest. Is the best; has paid $159,000.00 more for losses than the combined payments of all other companies. Paid $53, 596.10 In 1903. Has paid $200,911.80 for losses since Its organization. 'Wants good representatives in every precinct. Address Home Office, 116 Bouth 10th Street, Lincoln, Neb.