1904 ~ TARIFF ISSUE HOW TO TEST THE QUESTION OF REVISION. Should the Republicans Stand for < Business Stability and the Demo ^ crats Urge the Abandonment of Protection, Which Would Win? Referring to the “I.ot-well-enotigh alone'’ doctrine advocated by Secre tary Root in bis Boston speech, the Minneapolis Journal says: □ ‘ But if times continue good the doc trine of leaving things to themselves will be just as good in 1905 as now, and that sort of postponement cannot bo kept up very long if the tariff is to be revised by its friends. “There is probably not one man in a thousand in the United States that does not expect to see a business and industrial reaction in this country sometime within the next ten years, and many expect It within the next five. When that, reaction comes It will be too late to talk about having the tariff altered by its friends. The people are more likely to be in a mood to have it altered with a broad ax by its enemies.” This question can be tested—and it will very likely he so tested—in a simple and direct manner. Thus: I,et the National Republican conven tion next year resolve that “Tariff stability is a vital need of all business, Industry, trade anil com merce. Therefore, as the country is now in a highly prosperous condition, any revision of the tarft at this time Is uncalled for, unwise and unwar ranted." Then let the National Democratic convention next year assert its plat form that “The existing protective tariff is a robbery and a tax; it obstructs busi ness; it shelters monopoly; it permits combinations of producers to plunder the consumers; it makes the rich rich er and the poor poorer. Therefore the M tariff should be Immediately repealed and in its place a tariff for revenue only should be enacted.” Going before the country upon the tariff issue thus sharply and clearly defined, which party would carry the Presidential election in 1904? From present indications that Issue is likely everything that New England wants to sell. As a President for the whole country, Roosevelt must appeal to those who live outside the provinces, which are, fortunately, only a small portion of the United States.—Halena ! (.Mont.) Record. PROTECTION FOR COAL. How Its Removal Has Injured the Far West. The fleet of vessels engaged to bring coal from Australia to this country numbers sixty-seven. There is not the slightest possibility tlmr the effect of this will he to reduce the price of the fuel to consumers. It will be to give the dealers a bigger profit, and to give to a foreign country the benefit of a market that should have been left to home enterprise. This fleet will un load at San Francisco. In the North west there is coal enough to supply the California demand, and would still be enough were the demand far great er. Formerly Washington supplied j much of this coal. The demand has | been lessened by the adoption of oil j burning methods, but still remains con siderable. Now it will bo filled by Australia. Siiips can afford to carry coal at a low rate to ports into which they have infrequently sailed in bal last. Thus the wild furore to take the duty off something has deprived this coast of an important protection. The public mind awoke to lively conception of this necessity when the strike and the hoggishness of the retailers had sent prices of coal in the East to a figure where the poor were in danger of freezing. Statesmen smote their swelling breasts and vowed that they would remedy these conditions. Then they took the duty off coal, to the det riment of Pacific coast interests, for which they have as little care as for the interests of Patagonia, and their consciences ceased to cause them pangs. The removal of this duty could have no possible bearing upon the evils it was sought to cure. All that it could do it has done. It has struck a blow at the Pacific coast; it has diverted money to Australia, and it has not hail a single beneficent ef fect. This part of the country is in favor of protection, and it would include coal. The East has no Australian com petition to fear. The agitators who favor fooling with the tariff want him ALPHONSE AND GA3TCN. to be presented. In such an event watch the Republican mugwumps fall over each other In their hurry to get back into the Republican ranks! A few of them might rush in the op posite direction, but for every such deserter a score of business Demo crats who are making money and want the tariff let alone would be found quietly voting the Republican ticket. «The country is in no hurry to be torn up again by tariff experiments. FOR THE WHOLE COUNTRY. The President Not in Favor of In ternal Tariff Favoritism. ‘‘Let well enough alone," was a sentiment that appealed to the pros ^ perous people of this prosperous na " tion in the campaign of 1900. "Go on letting well enough alone.” will be the talk in 1904. President Roosevelt recognized this when he said in Min neapolis: “In making any readjustment there are certain important considerations which cannot be disregarded. If a tariff law has on the whole worked well, and if business has prospered under it and is prospering, it may be better to endure some inconveniences and inequalities for a time than by making changes to risk causing dis turbance and perhaps paratysis in the industries and business of the country." The tariff speech of the President is a direct sequel to his able review of the subject of the trusts. He points out that the question of revising the t£>riif is in no wise related to the trust issue. In his Milwaukee speech, he told about certain physicians who could cure diseases, but were not so W sure about saving the life of the pa tient. It is easy to put the corpora tions, trusts and otherwise, out of business, by making lines hard enough. But that is not the remedy obviously. The President would, above all, preserve the protective principle, which has done so much to strengthen the position of the American worklng k man at home. He would approach with caution such changes as are sug gested from time to time, with due reference to their importance to “the natioh as a whole.” Evidently Roose velt is not in sympathy with the “New England idea," which is to let in everything free that New England wants to buy and slap a high duty on her on the free list. too. The explana tion of this is easy. The East has no lumber worth mentioning.—Tacoma Ledger. Always Looking for Cheapness. The free-trader always approaches men from the standpoint of the pro ducer only. They are advised to vote for cheapness, with the implied prom ise on the free-trader's part that all other things shall remain as they are. But they never do remain as they are. If an era of cheapness comes upon a country, everything becomes cheap, in cluding labor and the product of the manufactories. The result is that while everything Is cheap and theore tically within the reach of the poor est, the ability to buy is so curtailed that the sum total of profits is reduced and poverty ensues. We are to have another campaign upon the tariff, and there will be nothing new injected Into it but the specious claim that the tariff is responsible for the trusts, and this is not new. The result of this next contest will depend altogether upon whether men are short-sighted or far sighted. Whether they are capable of learning from experience so recent that it seems impossible that any could forget.—Cedar Rapids Republi tan. Of Course. It Is a curious fact, and one worth keeping in mind, that the same free trade papers that so cordially ap proved the sentiments expressed in the speech of Gov. Cummins in Des Moines at the Republican county con vention, are greatly disgruntled at the speech of President Roosevelt in Min neapolis three weeks later. Gov. Cum mins declared that the tariff ought to lie immediately torn up both by direct legislation and by reciprocity in com peting products while President Roose velt declared that for at least two years to come, cr until after the elec tion of 1901. the tariff should be left entirely alone. Ergo, the free trade papers were delighted with Gov. Cum mins and displeased with President Roosevelt. Of course they were. Standing Together. The Republi) ans of Michigan seem to be standing together all right, and G. O. P. gains are reported in Ohio. These straws would indicate a rather chilly wind for democracy in the cam paigns of the near future.—Sioux City Journal. TROUBLES OF TWO ARTISTS. Why Both of Them Have Aversion to Badly Warmed Halls. A concert company in which Mr. Seeboeck wa? iho pianist had been play*ng in some of the smaller towns during February and had suffered con siderable inconvenience through In sufficiently heated halls. One evening, after an unusually cold experience, Seeboeck related an incident which had occurred on a tour some months previous. The violinist of the com pany had received notice of the time of departure at such a late hour that in the haste of packing he neglected to Include in his wardrobe Ills dress trousers. The omission was not dis covered until an hour before the con cert. Naturally he was greatly dis concerted upon realizing that lie would be forced to appear in dress coat and gray trousers. In this dilemma he called Seeboeck into con sultation. Both men were nearly of a size and Seeboeck hit upon the plan of both using the same trousers, per forming a •'lightning change” between appearances. The plan was adopted, Seeboeck appearing first. As quickly as possible after reaching his dressing room he divested himself of his trous ers and the violinist donned them with equal haste. The first selection of the violinist's was long, difficult and was so well received that an encore was demanded. “It was then that I fully appreciated the criminal neglect of improperly heating halls,” said Sce boeck. "When the time for my next appearance arrived and with it my trousers 1 was in a half-frozen condi tion. Some consolation, however, was to he derived from the thought that the violinist was shivering in the dressing room during my number, which also received an encore. But on the whole it was a wretched evening. Kight times we alternately wore and went without those trousers. If the audience had known the cost of that performance in physical discomfort to at least two of the performers 1 be lieve it would have been ev-n more appreciative than it was, though I could have well dispensed with sev eral of the encores accorded the vio linist.” TIRED OF THE MONOTONY. Why George Grossmith's Butler Was Leaving His Service. Many and various and weird are the reasons given by servants for wanting a change of place. Here is a tale told by George Grossmith, which adds a rare and wondrous instance to the long and eccentric list: His butler, who had been with lnm for nearly twenty years, went to him one day and said: *Tf you please, sir, I want to leave.” Mr. Grossmith was sorry, and asked the man his reason. “I would rather not say, sir,” was the mysterious reply. This was uncomfortable, and Mr. Grossmith pressed the question again. “Come,” he said, “you have been with me for so long and have never complained before. Surely l have al most a right to know why you wish to leave. Your secrecy is unpleasant, and I must really beg of you to tell me your reason for leaving my ser vice.” The butler thought a moment and then said: “Well, sir, as you insist, I must tell you. But I don’t want to. (A pause.) The fact Is, sir, I’ve been with you for close upon twenty years, and I’m tired of the sight of you and all your family! ” Success of the Solemn Ass. Look about you, gentle reader, and consider the solemn ass In every walk of life. Who so respected, so admired, so influential? He never takes sides. He never Is partisan. He goes along with knitted brows, his thoughts too deep for utterance. Smaller men may abandon themselves to hasty inclina tions, to rash preferences, to robust views. He never does. If he speaks at ail It is with such profundity and circumlocution and complexity that the most recondite cryptogram ever rescued from a pyramid would seem to burst of innocent and childish can dor in comparison. Yet he wears fine raiment every day. He enjoys the re spect and confidence of the communi ty. He prospers. The oil of opulence anoints him. He is the incarnation of success!—Washington Post. The Little Weak Child. My little son. my liula son, In heaven canst thou rest? And which of all his children does The High God love the best? Thou art too weak to stand all day And glorify his name; Ah, pray him let thee stray awhile And play some foolish game. Thou are too young to know him great. So whisper to him this: Thou art Just big enough, sometimes. To hold and fold and kiss. —Anita Fitch la Car Cutting It Short. “How- would you like your hair cut, sir?” asked the barber, "with the scis sors or clippers?” “Both,” replied the victim. “Use the scissors on my hair and the clip pers on your conversation.” Yields All to Preach th# Word. F. M. Messenger, a mill agent in Grosvenordale, Conn., at $15,000 per year, has given up his work to preach the "holiness” doctriue. Forty Years Continuous Service. John H. Benton has seen forty years of continuous service in the United States bureau of pensions at Wash ington. World’s Longest Glacier. The Hispar pass in the Himalayas ha3 the longest glacier in the world. It is ninety miles in length. “ MEMORIAL DAY.” The Children's Gift He was a veteran of the Civil War, a brave ami fearless soldier, and his grandchildren knew that such another grandfather had never lived. Every sunny day you could see him in his wheel chair or limping painfully along. Tod and Tucker trying to help on one side, and Marthy and Emmy on the other. It troubled them uot a little that grandfather, who was the bravest of the brave and the truest gentleman on the whole earth, should wfear clothes that were shiny and frayed and had been worn for many, many years. For themselves they did not care; they had never done anything to merit fine clothes. But grandfather had done so much, had been so faithful and brave ami true, and he should he clad in fine raiment, it seemed to them. By hard work they had managed to gather enough nickels and dimes together to buy the wheel chair from a second hand furniture man. It wasn't good enough for grandfather, hut it was the very best they could do. It was all Mrs. Monroe, the chil dren's mother, and grandfather’s only daughter, could do to keep the four pairs of feet covered and the four little bodies from suffering from the cold. She worked hard and long, but she never complained—not even when father left her suddenly to go to the Beautiful Country where we shall ail meet some day when we are called away. His four grandchildren were not the old man’s only admirers by any means. He was always the center of an interested group of boys and girls, who listened with rapt attention to his wonderful tales of the war. The po licemen all knew and shook hands with him, the firemen always touched their caps to him. and the car con ductors smiled at him as they dashed by. Grandfather thought it was only common politeness, for he greeted everyone because he had joy in his heart, If his body was warped and bent. Grandfather had been shot in try ing to carry an important message through the lines—he was the only one who volunteered to carry the mes sage, for It was a terribly dangerous undertaking. What did it matter now, that he had failed then? Was it not just as brave a deed as though he had been successful? He was the only man in the regiment bravo enough to under take It. The Monroe children knew that If one is brave and does one's very best, failure is as honorable as auccesa. Margie Morris lived arounsj (1“! cor ner from the Monroes, in a much finer house, and her dresses wore soft and pretty and not at all like those Marthy and Eminy wore. “Please dress ine plainer, mother," she said more than once. “You see. I feel very gaudy beside Marthy and Emmy and the rest, and 1 wouldn't like them to feel I'm better dressed.” Margie need not have worried about her clothes, however, for the Monroe children did not care, although they admired the dainty things she wore. It was grandfather they cared about— and Margie had no grandfather, so they gave her a share in theirs. If grandfather only had fine new clothes and comforts like other old men they would be happy indeed. “Marthy,” said one of the newcom ers in the neighborhood one day, "why don't your grandfather wear his soldier cap ’stead of that shabby old felt hat? ' Marthy looked at Tod, Tod looked at Tucker and Tucker looked at Em my. Then Emmy answered bravely; “It’s Decause his sojer cap is moth eaten.” "Then why don’t you buy him a new other hat: ’ persisted the newcomer. "I should think you'd be ashamed of him." Emmy and Tod and Tucker and Marthy had tears in their eyes by this time, when Margie cried suddenly to the newcomer: "I can beat you to the next corner!” and off they started. "I think it was just cruel. I do!” declared Margie at supper that night. ‘'They’re just as poor as can be, and every cent has to buy food, and their dear old grandfather won’t let them buy anything for him. I do wish I could help them.” ”1 doubt if they would accept char ity,” said her mother. "indeed they wouldn’t,” said Margie. Big sister Mabel spoke up: "Didn't he ever get a pension?” she said. “What is that?” asked Margie. "it’s money paid yearly by the gov ernment to those who are disabled In Its service,” explained Mabel. The next day Margie asked Marthy about it. “We tried to once,” said Marthy, "but grandfather always said ills fam ily thought more of him than the government did. for the pension was never given him.” "Mabel says he ought to have one,” said Margie thoughtfully. "Oh. Marthy —I have an idea, and if you’ll promise not to tell till it's time I’ll let you help.” "Cross my heart,” said Marthy sol cmnly. “I'll only tell grandfather.” “But he's the most important one," cried Margie. “You must keep It a great secret." Marthy agreed, and later two flushed faces bent over a sheet of paper, upon which Marthy was writing at Margie's dictation. Nothing wonderful happened for a long time, though the two little girls had many talks over their "secret." It was necessary to have some help, and sister Mabel was asked for ad vice. All the spring Margie and Marthy acted very mysteriously, but not a word of explanation would they make. On Decoration Day Tod and Tucker, Marthy and Emmy brushed grand fathers shabby suit, helped him to his wheel chair, and started off in the morning to the cemetery. Grandfather had never missed this yearly trip to honor the memory of his dead com rades, many of whom had gone to the Beautiful Country. He would salute beside the graves of the officers In whose regiment he served with tears in his brave old eyes; and then he would tell of their hardihood and valor. This day Margie joined the ranks, and other boys and girls, too, till there was quite a procession. Each grave was visited, and each name was read to grandfather, who remem bered every man perfectly. As grandfather's chair was turned towards home a shout in the woods attracted the attention of the little cavalcade, and there was Margie's sister Mabel running toward them and waving something high in the air. Margie and Marthy looked at each other and gasped. “A letter for the captain," called sister Mabel, holding out a long en velope with an official seal. Grandfather was too surprised Tor words, and his eyes were too dim to see. “Let Margie open it.” whispered Marthy in his ear, "It was her idea.” So grandfather asked Margie to open It; and open it she did right there in the cemetery, among the graves of many of the brave soldiers. And what was It? A document that told of a pension for grandfather! And that meaut enough money to keep him clothed and comfortable all the rest of his life. “And Margie got It: ’ cried Marthy, anxious to give her friend ail the glory. “She wrote to the President herself, and he answered her letter, grandfather; isn't it beautiful?" Grandfather’s eyes were dim with tears of joy. Slowly he rose from the wheel chair, and, standing erect on his crippled feet, he saluted little Margie in the stately way that he saluted ills general's grave. What cheering there was, and what a happy cavalcade danced home, each in turn pushing grandfather’s chair. Margie npver forgot that day, and her most valued possession is a beauti ful letter from the President himself, thanking her for her interest life one of the country's heroes.