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    CONGRESSMAN WILBER SAYS
iTo The Pe-rn-na Medicine Co., of Columbus. 0.]
“ Pe-ru-na is All You Claim For It.”
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Congressman D. F. Wilber, of Oneonta, N. Y., writes:
7be Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio:
Gentlemen—“ Persuaded by a friend 1 have tried your remedy and I have
almost fully recovered after the urc of a few bottles. 1 am fully convinced
that Peruna Is all you claim for it. and cheerfully recommend your medicine
to all who are afflicted with catarrhal trouble.”—David F. Wilber.
Pe-ru-ua » Preventive and Care for Colds.
Mr. C. F. Given, Sussex, N. B., Vice
President of “The Pastime Boating
Club,” writes:
“Whenever the cold weather sets in
I have for years past been very sure to
catch a severe cold which was hard to
throw off, and which would leave after
effects on my constitution the most of
the winter.
“Last winter I was advised to try
Poruna. and within five days the cold
was broken up. and in five days more I
was a well man. I recommended it to
several of my friends and all speak the
highest praise for it. There Is nothing
like Perunn tor catarrhal afflictions.
It la well nigh Infallible as a cure, and
I gladly endorse'It.”—C. F. Qivcn.
A Prominent Singer Saved Prom Loss of
Voice.
Mr. Julian Weisslitz,17r> Seneca street,
Buffalo, N. Y., is corresponding secre
tary of The Sangerlust, of New York;
itthe leading second bassof the Sanger
lnst, the largest German singing society
of New York and also the oldest.
WESTERN CANADA
riNC. MIXED FARMINC.
The Reason Why more wheat Is
grown In Western Canada In a few
short months than elsewhere. Is
because vegetation grows In pro
portion to the sunlight. The more
northerly latitude In which grain
j will come to perfection, the better
ltia. Therefore 621b§. per bushel Is as fair a standard aa
Ribs. In the Hast. Area under crop in Western Canada,
02, 1,987.330 Acres. Yield, 1002, 117.922,754 Bua.
HOMESTEAD LANDS OF 160 ACRES FREE,
tlie only charge for which Is B10 fonnaktng entry.
Abundance of water and fuel, hulldlng material
' cheap, good pruHH for paatnre and hay. a fertile Boll,
• Buttlrlenl rainfall, and a climate giving an assured
and adequate aeaaon of grow th.
Send to the following for an Atla* and other
literature, and also for certificate gh.ng you re
dared freight and passenger rate, etc, etc.:
Superintendent of Immigration. Ottawa. < anada,
or to W. V. Bennett. 801 New York Life Bldg.. Omaha,
»eb., the authorlxed Canadian Government Agent.
THE MEN AND WOMEN
Who Enjoy the Choicest Products
of the World’s Commerce.
Knowledge of What la Beat More Im
portant Than Wealth With
out It.
It must be apparent to every one that
qualities of the highest order are neces
sary to c'nable the best of the products of
modern commerce to attain permanently
to universal acceptance. However loudly
heralded, they may not hope lor world-wide
preeminence unless they meet with the
general approval, not of Individuals only,
but of the many who have the happy
faculty of selecting, enjoying and learn
ing the real worth of the choicest prod
ucts. Their commendation, consequently,
becomes important to others, since to
meet the requirements of the well In
formed of all countries the method of
manufacture must be of the most per
fect order and the combination the most
excellent of its kind. _ The above is true
not of food products only, but is espe
cially applicable to medicinal ugents and
after nearly a quarter of a century of
growth and general use the excellent
remedy, Syrup of Figs, is everywhere
accepted, throughout the world, as the
best of family laxatives. Its quality Is
due not only to the excellence of the
combination of the laxative and carmin
ative principles of plants known to act
most beneficially on the system and pre
sented In the form of a pleasant and re
freshing liquid, but also to the method
of manufacture of the California Fig
Syrup Co., which ensures that uniformi
ty and purity essential in a remedy Sn
Unded for family use. Ask any physi
cian who Is well informed and ho will
answer at once that It Is an excellent
laxative. If at ail eminent in his pro
fession and has made a special study of
laxatives and their effects upon the sys
tem he will tell you that It Is the best
of family laxatives, because It is sim
ple and wholesome and cleanses hnd
sweetens the system effectually, when
a laxative is needed, without any un
pleasant after-effects. Every well-in
formed druggist of reputable standing
knows that Syrup of Figs Is an excel
lent laxative and Is glad to sell It. at
the regular price of fifty cents per bot
tle, because it gives general satisfac
tion, but one should remember that in
order to get the beneficial effects of
Syrup of Figs it Is necessary to buy the
genuine, which is sold in original pack
ages only, the name of the remedy—
Syrup of Figs and also the full name of
the Company—California Fig Syrup Co.
—printed on the front of every package.
In IS99 The Sangerlust celebrated its
fiftieth anniversary with a large cele
bration in New York City. The follow
ing is his testimony:
“About two years ago I caught »(
severe cold while traveling and which
settled into catarrh of the bronchial
tubes, and so affected my voice that 1
was obliged to cancel my engagements.
In distress I was advised to try l’eruna,
and although I had never used a patent
medicine before, I sent for a bottle.
“Words but illy describe my surprise
to find that within a few days 1 was
greatly relieved.and within three weeks
I was entirely recovered. I am never
without it now, and take .an occasional
dose when 1 feel run down.”—Julian
Weisslitz.
If you do not derive prompt and satis
factory results from the use of l’eruna
write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a
full statement of your case and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable ad
vice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus.O.
Tombstone epitapns should bo
classed as grave literature.
JUNE TINT BUTTER COLOR ;
makes top of the market butter.
Epigrams cover a multitude of sins.
THE LINCOLN IMPORTING HORSE COMPANY
LINCOLN, NI IWASK *.
PlacK Perclierons
Shires,
and
German Coachers
20 Per Cenl Off fo*
the Noxt Thirty Day:
A savingof $200 to $300 on each Slniiton
Thoseare cold-blooded facts. W*imy
buyer's railroad fare to Lincoln and return.
Come and see ns at one,- and get £» winner
Barnsand Office. 33d and Holdrege Streets,
long Ois. Tel. 675. A. L. SULLIVAN. Mgr.
I
The Young Man Vanished.
When Mr. Miles, assistant secretary
of the treasury, was returning from
Tuba a few days ago. a young man
whom he had seen on the Key West
steamer came up to him on the train
and began a conversation with easy
familiarity. "Get any cigars through?"
asked the affable young man. "Oh,
yes." replied Mr. Ailes. "A couple of
boxes.” Didn't pay any duty on ’em
1 hope?" "Yes. I paid duty," said Mr.
Ailes. sadly. "Oh, pshawV* said the
young man. “You’re dead slow. I
got 250 through and they didn't pay
duty." “You see,” said Mr. Ailes.
"the difference between us is that I
am an assistant secretary of the treas
ury." The young man vanished and
Mr. Ailes did not see him again during
the trip to Washington.
Took Howells for a Crook.
A Boston business man who has a
very poor opinion of the detectives in
that city sent for two of them recently
and showed the photograph of a rather
tough-looking person whose identity
he seemed anxious to learn. One of
the sleuths at once identified the man
as a noted bank robber; the other in
clined to the belief that it was an
equally notorious forger. They finally
agreed that it was the bank robber,
whereupon the business man showed
the back of the photograph— on which
they read the original's name—'Wil
liam Dean Howells. When the author
heard that he had been mistaken for
a noted criminal he thoughtfully ob
served that he could not blame the
detectives,
Pharoah's Chariot Found.
The credit for making the most in
teresting discovery in Egypt last sea
son is given to an American, Theodore
M. Davis, vchose work resulted in the
discovery of the tomb of Ihe Pharaohs
of the eighteenth dynasty. in the
tomb was the chariot in which the
pharaoh rode at Thebes. The actual
find was made known, not by Mr.
Davis, but by Howard Carter, inspec
tor of the monuments of Upper Egypt
for the Egyptian government, who has
been assisting Mr. Davis.
We Are Great Apple Eaters.
The latest estimate places the total
number of apple trees or bearing age
in the United Stales aT something
over 200,000.000. This is nearly three
trees to every person. These trees
yield more than 175.000,000 bushels.
Not all of these apples are consumed
at home, for in years of full crop
more than 3,000,000 go abroad. Yet
the apples kept at home are more
than two bushels to every adult and
child.
To those who work the world owes
all its progress.
OOOD IIOrSEKEEI’ERH
Use the liest. That's wliy they boy Rod
Cross Hall lilue. At leading grocers, 5 cents.
It. always pays to respect tbe feel
ings of others.
Dealers say that as soon as a cus
tomer tries Defiance Starch it Is im
possible to sell them any other cold
water starch, it can be used cold
or boiled.
An ounce of happiness is worth
more than a ton of hard coal.
A new broom sweeps clean.
Look for tbisTrade Mark: “The Klean. Kool
Kitchen Kind." Tbe stove* without smoke,
ajhes or heat. Make comfortable cooking.
The love of sequels ;s the root of
all evil.
Universallu
a Accepted
|a as
I The
I Best
I Familu
[ Laxative /jP
1 00 v
SYRUP OF FIGS%
'mM
Is
Iiecommended bu
Manu Millions
of
The Well-Informed
Throughout the World
Manufactured bu
San Francisco, Cal.
Louisville, Kr> New York, N. Y.
res SALE BY ALL LEAD IRQ DRUGGISTS PRICE PIETY CERTS TER BOTTLM
HERO IN HARD LUCK
FATE DEALS UNKINDLY WITH
WOULD-BE REFORMER.
Youth Who Rebuked Fat Man fof
Promiscuous Expectoration Get*
Into Serious Difficulty—Coarse Man
Wipes Up Floor With Him.
A fat man—fat and apparently
coarse, and with a predilection for
bullying over the common people—
stirred up a big rumpus yesterday
morning on the Staten Island ferry
boat Robert Garrett, which left St.
George at 7:10 o’clock.
This person chewed tobacco with a
noticeable vehemence, and with con
secutlveness and frequency he was
obliged to dispose of the usual by
product. It was the fat man's method
of disposing of his by-product that
made the rumpus. Perhaps there were
cuspidors, but the fat man didn't hunt
tor them. He picked out vacant spots
on the floor instead. There were worn'
en passengers, and some of them be
came almost panicky. Then it was
that a small, heroic man made his
appearance. He was a young man
with pale-blue eyes, a slim waist, and
an unhalling expression around his
chin. He had dodged the big man's,
hydraulic efforts once or twice, and
felt, called upon to do something. He
might have chosen a more original re
mark. but under the stress of great
mental excitement he resorted to the
old saw. Catching the fat man’s eyes
he said, angrily:
“Do you expect to rate yourself as
a gentleman?"
(Swish!) "Huh?" said the fat man.
"Then don't expectorate on the
floor." added the young hero.
A lot of "serves-you right-you-horrid
old-thing" looks from the women re
warded the young man, who thought
he had done tiis whole duty. Perhaps
he had. hut
Ihe tat man relapsed from hts con
templative mood Into one of strenuous
actiou. He reached forth his big,
chubby hands, and hooked them fast
to the clothes of the young hero with
the pale blue eyes. Then he bore
down on the little fellow and doubled
him hall up like a knife, and by sliding
him backward and forward on the
floor across the area of his temporary
tobacco-chewing domain, he removed
all traces of wet brown from tho cabin
floor.
There was plenty of feeling over this
Incident. The young man didn't like
it. He was in an uncomfortable po
sition, as he afterward asserted with
great positiveness. The aim sought
for had been practically achieved, but
the means—the means! There was
the rub! He was incensed at the rub.
Several coarse men i;urgled with glee,
others swore right out, and the women
set up such a clatter that the attention
of deckhands was attracted. One of
these hands was chewing tobacco
himself, but long years of introspec
tion had enabled him to observe prop
er sapitary precautions. The deck
rands “went for" the fat man. but he
wriggled between the horses and
trucks and lost himself in the crowd
at the opposite end of the boat. The
young man with the discouraged-look
ing trousers and determined air was
hot foot all over the boat after the
large person, but could not find him.
With the deckhands he stationed him
self at the gangway when the passen
gers left the boat at the Battery, con
fident of catching the large person.
But he didn't. Somehow', it is not
made clear just how, the 220-pound of
fender wriggled past them and went
on his way, while the young hero,
alter watching until the last man had
stepped ashore, went to hts office
chewing the bitter cud of reflection.—
New York Tribune.
Drifting Away.
I read In your bright eyes the dreams of
life's day;
Hut I'm drifting away from you—drift
ing away!
I am drifting afar
From life's storm and Its star—
And I would 1 could answer the prayer
that you pray!
Hut l m drifting away, dear—I'm drifting
away!
I would strike from your life-road the
thorns that would slay;
Blit I'm drifting away from you-drifting
away!
The sorrow, the pa hi
You may strive with In vain.
1 would bear; but I go; and I come not
again—
I'm drifting away, dear—I'm drifting
away!
You must reap for yourself In life's win
ter and May:
For I'm drifting away, dear—I'm drifting
away!
I have given you bread
And a shelter o'erhead;
And may God light the lonely, long way
you must triad—
For I'm drifting away, dear. I'm drifting
away!
—Frank I.. Stanton In Atlanta Constitu
tion.
Why Willie Pasaed Up the Ham.
Willie had been particularly im
pressed with that part of the cate
chism which recounted the things
which his sponsors in baptism had
‘promised and vowed in his .name."
So when the grandmother said sweet
ly:
"Willie, dear, won’t you have some
deviled ham?” he looked at her stern
ly and replied:
"No, grandma. You know I have
renounced the devil and all his
works.”
A Work-weary Suicide.
John McCartney, a lH-year-oId,
work-weary lad, employed by a dairy
man. living in Baltimore, shot and
killed himself in his employer’s home
Monday. This note was found on a
bureau: “1 am to die like a dog
would, hut 1 am better off dead. I
do nocking but work."
When* '7 sails A-e Rexpivlefl.
At the ancient church of St. Mich
ael. at Schwatz. in Tyrol, the sacred
edifice is invariably kept secretly
closed on the evening before every
great festival, and the simple peas
antry of the district arc convinced that
on these occasions, when no one is
present, an immense toad comes
crawling before the altar, where it
kneels and prays, weeping bitterly,
for the population Is imbued with the
belief that toads ere for the most part
good Christians who have made vows
to go on pilgrimages and who have
died without fulfilling their pledges.
So the poor ereature3 go hopping
about astray, bewildered and per
plexed, striving to find their way to
shrines, which perchance have long
ceased to exist.
Arsenic in the Food
Arsenic, the dreaded poison that
Vrofe39or Armand Gautier, of Paris,
asserts is essential to life, proves to
he dissesminnted in the primitive
rocks from which sea water derives it
store. The minute quantity taken in
the food becomes localized In the skin
and its appendages, the thyroid hones,
mammary glands, the nrain and the
bones, and it is stated to be the ex
citing ferment of the functions of sen
sation and reproduction, just as pros
pnorus is the exciting element of the
functions of cellular nutrition.
Married a Century Ago.
At Banjaluska. in Bosnia, lives a
man born so long ago that his birth
day has been forgotten, but in the year
1802, he wns married and was, as his
J WORLD 6 cmfwyp cmfwyp cmfwyp
certificate proves, over 20 years of
age. He is supposed to he at least
122 years old. His father, he says,
died at 80, and his mother at 125. The
old man is still active, possesses an
unimpaired set of teeth and has
smoked for the last 100 years,hutonly
a chihoque. Cigarettes he considers
harmful and refuses to accept them.
Lived in Three Centuries.
Mrs. Myrsalla Keith, of Montgom
ery, Ala., celebrated her 116th birth
day on the 7th, with religious services
at her home. Mrs. Keith was born
In South Carolina, but has been liv
ing In Alabama since a child. She
has lived in three centuries, and has
vivid recollections of incidents before
the war of 1812. Though in ill health
for six years, her faculties are not in
the last impaired. She is the mother
of thirteen children.
Hundreds of dealers say the extra
quantity and superior quality of De
fiance Starch Is fast taking place of
all other brands. Others say they
cannot sell any other starch.
Where one woman darkens a home,
a srore of men do likewise or worse.
Important to breeders is the Linroin
Importing Horse Co.'s ad in this paper.
Labor is the corner stone of faith.
A gilt-edged volums needs no ac
cuser.
Prison Official's Daring Feat.
Second Warden E. A. McPherson
climbed the prison wall at Salem. Ore.,
the other night to test the vigilance
of guards. McPherson's feat was per
formed at the risk of his life, llad
he been discovered he would probably
have been instantly shot. He placed
n ladder against the exterior of the
wall, climbed up, lowered his ladder
in the jail yard, and descended. He
went through the prison shops, and as
a final touch carried away the coat and
hat of one of the guards. It was from
this jail that the famous Tracy es
caped last summer, and it is supposed
that the rifle with which he fought his
way out was taken into the prison
over the yard fence.
Reed and the Spanish War.
One of the late Tom Reed’s friends
and colleagues was telling story the
other day illustrative of the distin
guished speaker’s opposition to the
Spanish war and interference in Cuba.
About the time war was declared Reed
came out of his hotel one morning
boiling mad. To a friend he declared:
“I would not give a drop of American
blood for all the 'dagoes* and negroes
in the island of Cuba. I would not
give the life of one American to save
3,000,000 of them. No, sir, I would
not. except—perhaps—” here a smile
spread over his big face and he re
lapsed into his "down East" drawl—
“yes, l believe 1 might sacrifice Sen
ator -and he named a senator
whom he hpld responsible for much of
the feeling that resulted in the war
with Spain, and who is still a member
of the senate.
I It is not always the most positive
trail who is best informed.
COOKING CONTEST.
Right in the Family Kitchens.
The ladies have a champion inter
ested in the betterment of family
cooks.
$7,500.00 in cash has been donated
by C. W. Post, Chairman of the Pos
tum Cereal Co.. Ltd., to be distributed
between now and July next in 735
cash prizes to stimulate family cooks
to better service.
Less burned and greasy meat, and
potatoes; less soggy biscuits, cake,
etc., and better coffee, Postum and tea
is the motto.
The girls arc to compete in the prep
aration of good, everyday dishes and
in general cookery. Probably Grape
Nuts and Postum Coffee will come in
for some attention Incidentally, but
the tests will be conducted under the
daily direction of the housewife and
735 cooks will win varying cash prizes
from $200.00 down to $5.00, no one is
required to pay anything whatever to
enter this contest and each TTlnner
will receive a large certificate or di
ploma with the big Postum seal in ^Mt,
a badge of distinction much to be
sought after. Particulars can be had
by addressing Cookery Dept. No. 345
of Postum Cereal Co., Ltd., Battle
Creek, Micb.
TWO SIGNALS.
There are p
two serious I
signals of !
Kidney Ills.
The first slg
n a 1 comes
from the back i
with numer- j
ous aches and I
pains. I
The second!
signal comes!
in the Kid-3
ney s e c r e- E
tions. TheK
urine is thin£
and pale, or
loo rngniy coioreu, unu nuuwiue m
“brick-dust like” deposit.
Urination is Infrequent, too frequent
or excessive.
You should heed these danger sig
nals before chronic complications set
in—Diabetes, Dropsy, Bright's Dis
ease.
Take Doan’s Kidney Pills In time
and the cure is simple.
J. F. V/ainwright, of the firm of
Bones & Walnwright, painters and
contractors, Pulaski, Va., says: "Four
or five times a year for the past few
years 1 have suffered with severe at
tacks of pain in my back, caused from
kidney trouble. During these spells 1
was in such misery from the constant
pain and aching that It was almost im
possible for me to stoop or straighten
and it really seemed as If the whole
small of my back had given away. At
times 1 also bad difficulty with the
kidney secretions which were discol
ored, Irregular and Braiding, and I was
also greatly distressed with headaches
and dizziness. I used a number of
recommended remedies but I never
found anything so successful as Doan’s
Kidney Pills. When 1 heard of them
I had Bn attack and procured a box
of them, in a few days the pain and
lameness disappeared, the trouble
with the kidney secretions was cor
rected and my system was Improved
generally. I have every confidence In
Doan’s Kidney Pills.”
A FREE TRIAL of this great kid.
ney medicine which cured Mr. Wa‘n
wrlght will he mailed to any part of
the United States on application. Ad*
dress Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N.
Y. For sale by all druggists, price 50
cents per box.
TmSinwrrjfMn^Ml
tgV You can buy of us at whole- 8
sale prices and save money. 8
Our 1,000-page cata'ogue tells 8
the story. We will send it upon i
recelpt of 15 cents. Your neighbors B
trade with us—why not you ? p
4 CHICAGO |s
The house that tells the truth. M
work
f baa no terrors for
■ the mun who wears
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EXCELSIOR
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Suits and
Slickers
Warranted waterproof.
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RESULTSCOUNT!
There are some things that have to depend on
catchy “talking points" in older to induce sales.
There are other things that are sold solely on their
merit and on account of RESULTS ! A notable,
example of this is found in the New Tiffin
Wagon which owes its supremacy SOLELY to
RESULTS. Its wonderful durability and capacity
for carrying enormous loads, and the remaikable
ease with which it runs are some of the “results’1
which have made it famous wherever known.
INSIST on your dealer ordeiing one for you If
he refuses to do so write THE TIFFIN
WAGON CO.. TIFFIN. OHIO, and they
will tell you who handles this superior wagon.
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UNION MADE
Mf. 1. Douglme make* and amtlm
more man'a Goody mar Well <Hand
Sewed Proceea) ekeee then any other
manufacturer In the world.
$25,000 REWARD
will be pair] to anyone who
can disprove this statement.
Because W. L. Douglas
is the largest manufacturer
he can huy cheaper anil
produce his shoes at a
lower cost than other con
cerns. which enables him
to sell shoes for $3.50 and
$3.00 equal in every
way to those sold else
where for $1 and $3.00.
The Douglas secret pro
cess of tannin* the bottom soles produces abso
lutely pure leather; more flexible and will wear
longer than any other tann rige In the world.
The sales have .nore than doubled the past four
years, which proves its superiority, why not
give W. L. Douglas ahoas a trial and save money.
\«llrrliirrrew |»Siln
laHuilanu \IWHSalre: tS.OM.iUO.lH)
A gain of SS, A«O,4<tfa.70 in Four Years.
W. L. DOUGLAS £4.00 GILT EDGE LINE,
Worth SS.OO Compared with Other Makes.
The best imported and American leathers. Hegl's
Patent Calf, Enamel. Box Calf, Calf. Vtd Kid, Corona
C ill, and National Kangaroo. Fust Color Eyslets.
Pa Ilf Inn • The genuine have W. L. DOUGLAS
wuUIIUII • name and price ttamped on bottom.
,SAoe» by mail, 25c. extra. Iltus, Catalog/ree.
w. L. not'd LAM, BBOCUTON, MAMS.
When Answering Advertisements
Kindly Mention This Paper.
W. N. U.—Omaha. No. 16—1902
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