Loup City Northwestern GEO. E. BENSCHOTER, Ed. and Pub. LOUP CITY, • - NEBRASKA. As J a get r'.eh quick iuvrstor also i» born every minute. Mr. Kipling prefers the bagpipes, but he can also touch the lute. English earls and American pokei never have become thoroughly ac* quainted. In the matter of swelling the death rate the late Dr. Gatling easily headed his profession. There are plenty of men who will never grow round-shouldered from car rying their brains. Some people are already beginning to fidget for fear panama hats may be stylish again next summer. Cornell professors will get pensions oi $1,500 per year if they escape ty phoid until they are seventy. Kipling’s new poem would seem to • indicate that he wants to hedge on the flanneled fools and muddied oafs. The lioness Aesop tells about, you remember, entertained a somewhat different opinion concerning large fam ilies. Count Boni de Castellane says he lr delighted with America. Evidently the Gould checks have been liberal of late. The news that the author of “All Crons Look Alike to Me” is a bank rupt should cause genuine regret in Indlanola. The Louisville Courier-Journal rises superior to local prejudices in an ed itorial on the “Value of Kentucky Waterways.” Sir Thomas Lipton has served no tice that he is coming for the cup this time. He is tired of being merely a jolly good fellow. Theatrical managers love a full house, but it is a sad sight for the man whose three aces have induced him to pay to witness it. From recent numerous scandalous eruptions in royal circles abroad one gathers that the sarsaparilla market is on the verge of a boom. Prince Albert Kakailimoku Kumula klia, last descendant of King Kame hameha of Hawaii, is dead. Let us hope he has gone where the good are O. K. Great Britain has purchased the bruisers offered for sale'by Argentina. John Bull may be a little bit slow, •hut he rarely overlooks a naval bar gain. The messenger boys can never ex ■pect to conduct a successful strike aintil they invent a scheme by which they can exercise authority over their mothers. “Oh. that’s only his way,” we often hear pleaded in excuse for some one. But when a man’s ways are offensive to his fellows he's called upon to al ter them. , The big supply of smokeless powder Ithat the sultan is arranging to buy *In Germany is not designed for toilet use by the female members of his happy family. congratulations continue to pour in on Mrs. Ormsby, the mother of the famous quadruplets, while the mel ancholy plight of Mr. Ormsby is per sistently overlooked. A Philadelphia minister advises young women never to marry a man until they have thoroughly reformed him. Why not make sure of him first and reform him later on? A Kansan City telephone girl has been awarded $12,500 damages be cause the manager shook her, not figuratively, but literally. Moral: It is better just to talk to a telephone girl. Count Tolstoi maintains that the accumulation of vast riches is not a good deed, but an evil one. The beauty of this theory is that the good deeds will always outnumber the evil ones. King Edward of England has Join ed four clubs during the past year. Now if the queen doesn't believe him when he gets in late it will simply show that she isn't willing to listeu to reason. Balfimore’s new city directory gives the city a population of 664,725 —155,768 more than the census enum erators found in 1900. Evidently the Baltimore directory publishers are en terprising people. England again has been consider ing the problem of a food supply in case of a foreign war. The best way to dispose of that matter is to keep on good terms with the United States. In that case there will always be food and to spare. There would be no talk of race sui cide if all married couples were like Mr. atod Mrs. Cormac McCallis of Hazleton, Penn., who have just had their twenty-third child born to them Mrs. McCall is is forty-five. She was married at the age of seventeen. American CaKjel&alK. 'Becoming "Popular in European Cities. At her last swell “reunion” given )y the Comtesse de Talleyrand-Peri gord before leaving for the South of France, the Due de Montmorency, the Marquis de Massa, the Comte Stanis las de Castellane and the Comte Edouard de La Rochefoucauld, each leading by the hand a beautiful com tesse, marquise or duchesse, perform ed—to great applause—the cakewalk, says a Paris letter to the New York Press. Night after night, in the swellest social circles, in the wealthy middle class sets, in the poor relation and outsiders' coteries, down to the little bourgeoisie itself, the “cakewalk” tri umphs. There is not a dancing master in the capital who does not have his cakewalk classes. And now. in this last week, those who wish to get it perfect go to “Florodora” at the BoufTes, to see the cakewalk danced “by six beautiful American girls and four negroes!” It is a craze that has come to Paris. And from Paris it has gone on to set. It was an enchantment for the eyes. But the cakewalk!" "The cakewalk? Mon Dien. It is nice, or rather it is strange and un expected.” replied Rosita Mauri. "But it has no connection with the dance. When one sees it for the first time one Is surprised and amused, but I doubt very much that the taste for it will keep it on the stage. “Notice,” continued the ballerina, "notice how easy the cakewalk is to learn. There is one explanation of its success. The young maids and matrons of society who revel in it have never, I fancy, sought to become classical dancers. The classical dances require too much time, too much effort, while the cakewalk is an affair of a few lessons. ’ All this is taking a light thing seri ously. And the curious thing to Americans in Paris is the seriousness with which the cakewalk's innumer able French admirers defend it. “But what can you see in it?" I have been asking a couple of my fathers were. We are changed. Thf life of open air sport, of racing cycling, automobiling. ballooning and the rest of it has made all robust. We are becoming Americanized. And so—” “And so—?” “And so we rise on our hind legs and prance and shout!” I heard much the same thing from the American high priest of society dancing in Paris, the now famous George Washington Lopp, in his ‘ Washington Palace,” just behind the Elysee Palace hotel. Some one has been backing up Mr. Lopp in a mil lion-franc enterprise, and the result is tliis really wonderful "Washington Palace.” No dancing master in Paris or elsewhere, ever had such an estab lishment before. All the great build ing is his own and built according to his plans. For eight years past Mr. Lopp has been teaching American dances to the children of Parisian high society. These children are now grown-ups. 5TATD OLD FOLK LOOK ON THE NEW CRAZE: V/'^H DISAPPROVAL! Vienna. So Paris correspondents In Vienna gravely discuss it. Will it conquer the Vienna watte? They actually ask this question. “The opin ion seems to be unanimous.” writes the correspondent, “that the cake walk will never succeed-in deposing the waltz from its proud position in Viennese society.” Among other celebrities. Signora Irene Sironi, the 'prima ballerina” of the Vienna Court opera, was interviewed on the momentous subject. “The cakewalk is no dance at all.” says Signora Sironi. All of which is telegraphed to Paris. Then they interview Rosita Mauri, whd for many years has been the great high queen of ballet at the Paris opera. or late years we have seen on the stage certain dances which certainly have not developed from the pure classical tradition,” began the inter viewer timidly. “Yet we applauded them. The naturalist quadrille, the can-can and cbahuts of the music halls, involving as they did a not un pleasing billowy effect of lingerie, were called Parisian. And the lumin ous dances of La Loie Fuller! Her pep’um took harmonious folds dear to the lovers of Greek statuary, and her nc-irfs scintillated with a thou sand varied fires of sunrise and sun friends, the one a young Parisian sprig of society, the other a physi cian, a middle-aged man, who ought to know better and does not. "What can you see in it? You know nothing of the American darky, with his rococo elegance of dress and move ment. You cannot appreciate this bur lesque rejoicing in his lively graces." "No.” they reply, "but the attitudes and movements of the cakewalk are in themselves amusing, ‘taking' and novel. And we are not so ignorant of the negro as you may imagine. We can figure to ourselves the original cakewalk.” "I doubt It much, to see you dance It.” “That's just your American Jealousy,” answered the doctor. “Have you seen little Grovinne dance the cakvalk? Have you not been charmed with her foeillades?' ” We rail them goo-goo eyes. “Her languishing backward tilt, like a little dog on its hind legs, and the delightful way she holds her arms and hands? We find it charming and novel. Then the movements of the cavalier are of a suggestive gallantry, full of the pride of life, replete with a strengthful swagger that proclaims the mastery of youth. We Parisians of to-day are in love with all that sort of thing. We are not what our | “Oh, yes, everything is American ! nowadays,” said Mr. Lopp contented ly. "For years now I have been tell ing the young Parisians what they ought to dance, and they have taken my word for it. It is amusing to hear them pronounce the American names: ‘Tree-step,’ ‘Boh-Stone’ (for Boston 1, ‘Nev-Por’ (for Newport! and ‘Har-var’ (for Harvard). Of all these Ameri can dances the Boston has been the most popular and it will last the longest.” “And the cakewalk?” “Six months and more ago I said 1 would have them dancing it,” re plied this American in Paris. "You know it. has been made into some thing like a real dance, don’t you? Well, it is novel and amusing.” “But does that account for the cakewalk’s immense and immediate vogue?” I asked. Mr. Lopp was not sure about it. "The time must be ripe for it,” he said after long reflection. "We must be living in a cakewalk period.” Royalty’s Umbrella Bearers. Umbrella bearers are shown in an cient sculptures at Persepolis, where a king is depicted in royal state, attended by a fly flapper and an um brella man. In Persia the umbrella is still an appendage of royalty. at/jnt EVOLUTION QF THTCAKfcWAlirimi THE SUNDAY SCHOOL LESSON I, APRIL 5; PAUL’S FARE WELL TO EPHESUS Golden Text—“Remember the Words of the Lord Jesus, How He Said, It Is More Blessed to Give Than to Receive"—Acts 20:35. Paul Revisits the Churches Tie had Founded In Macedonia and Greece. Vs. 1-3. 1. From Rom. 15:19 It would appear that his work In Macedonia continued some time, and that lie extended the gospel Into the neighboring regions, even unto Ulyricum. 2. He spent three months In Greece, chiefly in Corinth. 3. A Collec tion was taken up In the vurious churches on this tour for Paul to carry to the poor disciples at Jerusalem, according to his promise seven years before. 4. The Sec ond Epistle to the Corinthians was writ ten during this tour In Macedonia, late In A. t>. 57. 5. The Epistle to the Gal atians was written about this time from Corinth. 6. The Epistle to the Romans was also written at Corinth during this visit. 7. Paul was giving his last fare wells to the churches he loved. The Homeward Journey Toward Jeru salem, Vs. 4-16. After remaining in Corinth three months Paul decided to start on his journey to Jerusalem. For two reasons: (1) The antagonism of the Jews was again aroused against him as during Ills previous visit. <2) It was now April (v. 6. the Passover that year being April 7-141. and he was anxious to reach Jerusalem by the last of May. when the feast of Pentecost occurred. Five lending Christians went with Paul from Corinth; Luke joined him at Phil ippi and two more from the province of Asia, probably Ephesians, joined the par ty at Troas, and all proceeded together to Jerusalem. At Troas Paul preached. Eutychus slept and fell out of the win dow, and was restored by Paul. The Journey continued from Irons, In a snutheastei ly direction along the Egean i'oast of Asia Minor, till they come to Miletus, the port nearest Ephesus. 1. A Review of the Past.—Vs. 17-21. At Miletus the vessel was detained for a brief interval. Paul could not well go to Ephesus, thirty miles away, for the duration of the vessel's stay was uncer tain. lie, therefore, sent for the elders of ' the Ephesians to come lo him at Miletus, and made to them, as representatives of the church, one of the most touching ap peals in literature. He began by a brief statement of his life among them. (1) His life was open before them. (2) His work was amid many trials. i3) He supported himself by dally labor tv. 34). (4) He was humble and unselfish (vs. 19, 33). i.'ii He was faithful. <6i He labored pub licly. (7) lie went from house to house. (M His teachings, repentance and faith. (9) He had omitted nothing that was profitable to them. II The Prospect that bay before Him. —Vs. 1 l-.'.'i. From the past Paul turned to the future. He felt constrained by nn Invincible sense of duty to go on to Jeru salem; but there was some dark unknown ouiamUy looming up In the future, strange. Indefinable, but terrible. III. Counsels to the Church.—-Vs. 28 35. First: Watch, Take Heed.—Vs. 28-31. 1. To yourselves. L’8. "Take heed there fore unto yourselves."' That you be right and true, a good example, filled with the Spirit, taught of God, a fit und willing instrument for his work. He who neg lects his own vineyard can do littla for tin vineyards of others. 2. To the church. "And to all the flock." Note the word all, to the poorest, the weakest, the erring, the neglected, the disagreeable; and especially to the lambs of the flock. < 3. To see thut you "feed the church,” do nil that Is necessary In caring for a tloek. The flock is to be fed with the word of God, guarded from false teachers and errors of doctrines, to be led Into rich pastures of the highest Christian experience, and into fields of usefulness. 4. For the church Is most precious since it Is his own "which ho hath pur chased" (acquired, mad.- his own at great cost to himself> "with his own blood." At the cost of his life, in Christ. Nothing can so show the Intensity of God’s love for his people as does this fact of the In finite cost to him of their redemption. "God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son." o. In view of the dangers. 29. "For I know, after my departing,” from Ephe sus. "Shall grievous" (rapacious) "wolves." The avowed enemies of the flock. 30. “Also of your own selves." The wolves were enemies from without; but there were equal or greater dangers lurk ing within the fold. 31. "Therefore watch." This expresses not a mere act, but a state of wakeful ness and watching; the wakefulness and diligence that overlooks no duty, indulges no indolence. Second: Remember. Let my life among you for three years be your example and inspiration. Third: Hope. 32. "And now ... I eommi nd to the word of his grace." The precious truths and promises which God has sent to us in his Word and by his Word Jesus Christ (John 1:1-14). "Able to build you up." The Christian is to be built up upon the foundation of Jesus Christ, like a temple, costly, beautiful, lighted, tilled with worship and love. "And to give you an Inheritance among all of them which are sanctified." Made holy. \\ ithout holiness no man can sec God. Fifth: Be Helpful to Others. 35. "I have shewed you all things.” Not all things, as the object of shewed, but as to all things. In all ways, by teaching and by example. "Ye ought to support the weak " That Is. those unable, in con sequence of physical Infirmity, to labor for their own support. No Christian should labor chiefly for himself, but that he may support those dependent on him, and tnay give to the poor, and spread the gospel of our Lord. It Is this which makes the commonest work noble. IV. The Farewell Scene.—Vs. 3C-38. 36. "lie kneeled down." The most ap propriate attitude for praying. A natural attitude of the body is an aid to the spirit of prayer. 37. "They all wept sore." Tears are often a telief hi sorrow*, and w*hen people who are in affliction cannot weep, we fear for the results of their grief. "And kissed him” The word is used for the betrayal kisses of Judas (Matt. 26:49), the fath er's embrace of the returning prodigal (Luke la.-O), and of the tender caressing of the Lord s feet in the Pharisee's house (Luke 7:38). 38. “That they should sec his face no more. "Say not Good Night, but In some bright er clime. Bid mo Good Morning." 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