Loup City Northwestern GEO. E. BENSCHOTER, Ed. and Pub. LOUP CITY, - * NEBRASKA. This Is no holiday season for th» sultan of Morocco. The Hague tribunal is in for a scold ing no matter how It may decide. Alfred Austin’s cold tea will serve nicely to wash down Rudyard Kipling’s brandy. __ | John L. Sullivan says he Is “broke Oat happy.” Evidently somebody had the price. - ■ ■■ — If it Is an old epigram worked over, the probability is that Tom Reed never said it. It is only polite to look the other way when your vegetarian frtead is pricing fat turkeys. ' May Yohe, Strong as ever, is back home again. Let’s cut that combina tion out from now on. Advice to those about to eat candy sent to them through the mails: Wait till you find out who sent it. Hello! The telephone man thinks he can fly. Many who have used his first Invention have felt like doing so. Queen Alexandra’s hobby is clocks, and she possesses hundreds of them— not counting any on the royal st-ck •ngs. Sir William Hingston says there is danger in the surgeon’s knife. We have for some time suspected as much. It was a man by the name of B. Ware who introduced the anti-kissing bill in the Virginia legislature. He’ll have to. Dr. Lorenz, we fear, will return to Vienna with an impression that the United States is a nation of meddle some gossipers. There is consolation for all who are in trouble. For instance, a New York man who is out of work has just been blessed with twins. The government has added four buf faloes to its small herd in Yellowstone park, and they cost considerably more than 11 eents apiece. “Women speechless in electric cars,” says a news item from New York. The account goes on to state that they were partly paralyzed. Shocking! Shocking! Sullivan and Cdrbett acted as wait ers at the Salvation Army Christmas dinner in Toledo. The best of order prevailed from beginning to end of the festivities. The wisdom of J. Plerpont Morgan can no longer be doubted. He has just gone to considerable trouble end expense In order to settle a lawsuit out of court. At a prize fight in Butte, Mont., a few nights ago the women who were present are reported to “have forgot ten themselves and shouted.” Why, how unladylike! There is considerable agitation in army circles just now over the color of stripe to be worn on trousers. And still men continue to talk about the vanity of woman! The clerks, male and female, In one of Chicago's department stores are now designated by the management as “salespersons." Slowly but surely the line is being obliterated. T'-'-e meat question shows that when the consumer has once been started in the way of paying high prices It is hard for him to get others to let him break himself of the habit. London chemists have conceived a new compound which they call car fa o n y lthiocarbimidophenylbenzyltlilo carbamide. It sounds like Dutch fci automobile, and may in fact be almost as deadly. The Marconi peorle say that they are able now to handle 1,000 words an hour across the ocean. That is good, but it will evidently be some time be fore they will be able to keep up with a sewing circle. Prof. A. Graham Bell denies that he has invented a flying machine; he says that he has merely rigged a kite so that it will descend gently. The public may now rightly expect much from Mr. Bell. “The world has less and less use," remarks the Nebraska State Journal, “for the young man who drinks whis kv." While the young man, If he drinks enough whisky, has no use whatever for the world. Carnegie denies the report that he is going to give his little daughter a $2,500,000 house. He says he doesn't want the child to get a notion that she has "great expectations.” Still, it will be a w’onder if somebody doesn’t tell her about it. A man who had lived by begging, who had slept in ash barrels, and whose clothes were the cast-off gar ments of other people, died in Toron to the other day. leaving $100,000 in cash. This proves conclusively that It can't be taken along. THE BALL AT BIG SPRINGS. By JAMES GARDNER SLATER. (Copyright. 1902, by Dally Story Pub. Co.) The boys from the X Y ranch had been busy for the falls’ ‘‘round-up” at Abiline for months. They were now about ready to depart for their winter home. The cattle had been about herded in one bunch and were prepared for the long drive south ward, where the grass was green the year round, and the winds not too severe to bring them discomfort. The yearlings, heifers and steers were corraled two miles away from the little town. At night, unless a storm seemed imminent, half of the crew would go into the railroad station and disport themselves by shooting out lights, riding horses into bar-rooms and the like. All of them ate at the Archer restaurant, not because the food was any better or cheaper than served by the Palace, but because Estelle McIntosh, a clear-eyed, straight-limbed girl of some twenty summers, slung the hash and shot the beans at her sun-tanned customers. She was of beautiful mold; her breast moved back and forth like the undulating waves of the sea; her arms were round at the shoulders and tapered down as gracefully as a sculp tor’s model. Her eyes were blue, she was wide-hipped, with a complexion like that of the underdown of a Geor gia peach. She could play the guitar, do fancy work, and get along fairly well with the third reader. She could call cows and ride any broncho that ever pawed the earth. All the boys were In love with her. If she had any preference that could be perceived, it was for Calico Jake, whose tall figure was known to near ly every head of cattle between che Colorado and the Neuces. He could chew tobacco like a Cuban negro, cut the pigeon-wing, ride anything from a horned toad to a giraffe, and he had no more compunction when It became necessary, to kill a man than a mustang would have for kicking at the man who had hit him with a quirt. But Estelle, “Stell,” as the boys called her, made no signs that she would be glad to Jump over the broomstick with him. Two weeks before the contemplated departure of the X Y outfit, nearly all the boys were In Archer’s. The "Doc” was there also. He wore a staked and rldered shirt, tan shoes and toted a walking stick. He had but recently graduated from the medical school at El Paso, and settling at Abilene, where the men wore overalls and the women quite content with calicoes, he imagined himseif about $430 ahead of a National Bank. “Stell” had not liked him from the first, and she did not attempt to conceal her feelings. As the "Doc” started to go, he naive ly asked: “S’pose you are going to be the queen of the ball up to Big Springs, next week? "I don’t know ef that's any of your business,” she replied, somewhat warmly. “Course you’ll be there as king of the doodlebugs?” at which the cowboys ha, ha, haed until the "Doc” was out of hearing. That night, while the stars looked down upon the boys who were now again in camp, Calico said to Buck eye: “Say, Buck, it'll be a long time afore we get to a ball where they’ll have one of these here base villians or wiollns, or whatever you call ’em. S’pose we run up to Big Springs and shake our feet when the shindig comes off?" Buckeye readily consented. Then the other boys were awakened and told of the scheme. Lots were to be drawn as to who should remain in camp while the others were away. That was satisfactory and the idea a good one. "But,” spoke up ’Red’ Parker, “whar the damnation is the money cornin’ from.” That put the others to thinking. The next morning five cowboys were seen riding swiftly toward Abi lene. Calico went into the Archer hotel and restaurant alone. After a few moments’ conversation with “Stell,” the boys galloped over the hill. An hour’s ride took them to Pan tana, a village composed of five saloons, a general merchandise estab lishment, a livery stable, fifty-five souls and 18,312 prairie dogs. They stopped at the first place they reached, which was known as the Calico Jake. “Last Chance saloon. Finest of Wines and Liquors.” The boys alighted and went inside. “Line up fellers and select your pardners. W'hat’ll it be?” said Jake, as he laid a flve-dollar bill on the counter. “Hornets Juice, hornets’ Juice!” they yelled out in unison, “and be (Mined quick about it.” As the bar t keeper, a recent importation from Chicago, having never seen men so loaded down with six-6hooters, his hands trembled when he sat the bot tle down. When the glasses had been filled and emptied; Calico sud denly looked out of the door, saw a prairie dog and blazed away at it so quickly that the barkeeper jumped three feet from the floor. The others rushed to the door only to see the dog writhing in the dust of the public road. Men came rushing from other establish ments, at the sound of the shots, but seeing that there was nothing doing m “You Cash in Fer Me When You Git to Marlin. Something is to Happen in About a Week.” in the way of a man fight, returned to the doors. Meantime the bar keeper had counted out the proper change for Calico—$4.40. “Come er runnin’, boys, and look at this!" as he pointed to the silver in front of him. “I do reckon I won der whar in thunder he thinks 1 come from. How much was it 1 give him, 'Red’?" “Twenty? No. I didn’t have noth ing smallern’ a fifty an' that’s what I handed him, wasn’t it, Buck?” “Why, sure it was," said Buck. “Well, the skunk! Shall we kill him here or drag him over to Lick Skillet and let the dogs eat him up?” The barkeeper hastily went to his drawer. “Really,” said he, “you didn’t—” “What’s that! Didn’t hey? Well, we'll just show you a trick that you never heard of afore,” and with that he proceeded to draw his gun. In an instant the barkeeper’s hands were above his head. He begged for giveness. If he had made a mistake, he certainly would rectify it then and there. “Well, shell her out; shell her’out!” they all demanded at once. And $49.40 were laid upon the wooden bar. Then the boys went down the little street, relating their experience to all the other saloonkeepers, who agreed with them that the Chicago yankee was a crook. After having spent about the amount they straddled their ponies and were soon in Abilene again. “Stell” set out pies and coffee, and her patrons ate raven ously. When they had finished, Cali co took tne waitress to one side and handed her a roll of bills. “Now then,” said he, “we’ll go to Big Springs or bust up the X Y outfit.” The evening of the ball rolled around. The train which left Abilene at 7 o’clock would put them there in ample time. At five Calico began dress ing. His boots had been shined, his hair sprinkled copiously with Florida water, his mustache greased and his chin shaved. His hat was cocked to one side and a cigar tilted upwards when he called on “Stell.” She sur veyed him critically. “’Pears to me,” she said, “you'd look stylisher if you’d take that air red handkerchief from ycur neck,” and oil came the red ban dana. “Stell” was in a hurry. She had not begun to dress, and here it was close to 6 o’clock. Once upstairs she be gan squeezing herself into a corset two sizes too small for her. But she got it fastened. She frizzed her hair, powdered her face, put on a velvet colored dress, tied a blue belt around her waist and then she was ready! The ball was a great social success. To her surprise the first man to ap proach her when she arrived was the Doc. But she turned him away. There were six members of the X Y ranch that attended and after “Stell” had danced with each one for a set, she gave her time wholly to Calico. There were few fights, and the barrel of whisky lasted until daybreak, at which time the Abilene contingent took the train for home. “Calico” and “Stell” slept in the same seat during the ride, indiffer ent to the eyes that were turned upon them. As they were descending from the train platform at Abilene, “Cali co” turned to “Buckeye” and said: "You easn in for me when you git to Marlin. I’m gwinter stay here. Some thing is to happen in about a week.” Peculiar and Fatal Accident. Mrs. Joseph Krumful of Altoona. Penn., was milking, when the cow turned her head to brush off a fly and ran a horn into the woman’s brain, through her eye, causing a fatal injury. Lightning doesn’t belong to a union, yet it is the most persistent striker. TURKEY WITH THREE BIG LEGS. Bought by Boarding House Keeper, It Proved a Disappointment. la a coop of turkeys received by a commission man yesterday was one which had three legs. The whole number are visible between the slats of the coop, the extra one standing at a slight augle from the two others, but perfect in form down to the toe nails. The keeper of a small boarding house expressed a desire to purchase the turkey on account of the extra leg, and said he would like to have a whole coop of them, and would like them to have four legs, if possible. When asked why he desired so many legs on turkeys, he said he al ways liked the leg of a turkey, and he had three boarders, and when there was turkey for dinner he al ways asked them what part they pre ferred, and ail three of them always wanted a drumstick. Of course, only two of them could be suited, and he never got a drum stick. The last time all three of the hoarders asked for a leg off one bird he lest his temper, and said he guessed they must think he was carv ing a centipede. After buying the three-legged tur key he found that the extra leg grew out of another one at the knee joint, and would be gone when the fowl was put on the table, and so after all the turkey had only two legs and a half.—Portland Oregonian. JUST A DELICATE HINT. How Irishman Wittily Suggested Ad ditional Refreshment. An Irish jarvey was driving with an English visitor, who was on his way to spend Christmas with some rela tives in Ireland, on a bitterly cold day in December through the wilds of Connemara. They became quite so ciable on the way, and the native, in a burst of confidence, pointed out a she been where the "best potheen in Con nacht” might be obtained. The Eng lishman, only too glad to get an op portunity of warming himself, offered refreshment, which offer was readily accepted. ” 'Tis a very cold day in these parts, Pat?" observed the tourist. " 'Tis, your honor,” replied Pat. He raised his glass, and the contents speedily vanished. "And there's truth in the ould sayin',” he suggestively added, smacking his lips; “one swal low never made a summer.”—London Tit-Bits. Reaping Machines in Syria. Reaping machines were employed this year for the first time by native farmers of Syria. These pioneers all came from Chicago. Eleven were working during the late harvest in Coele-Syria and twenty-six in the plain of Esdraelon. Also, for the first time In the history of this country, the pres ent year has witnessed the introduc tion and operation in Syria of a steam threshing outfit. It came from Rich mond, Ind., and caused considerable stir in Coele-Syria, where it was in stalled. Its success was complete, even to the bruising of the straw—a most important item, since, in the ab sence of hay and with the sparing use of oats, barley and other grains, crushed straw, in these parts, consti tutes the staple food for stock. Fur thermore, for the first time in the an nals of Syria, an oil-motor flour mill has been successfully started in this land; it came from Indianapolis, and is now grinding wheat in Lebanon.— Consular report. Senator Clark's Bad Precedent. While going through his mail the other morning Congressman Bower sock of Kansas paused some time over one letter and said: “I am inclined to think that Senator Clark of Mon tana has established a bad prece dent.” Someone asked why he had reached that somewhat belated con clusion. "For this reason,” replied the Kansas man, holding up the let ter and newspaper clipping. "The clipping recites how Mr. Clark gave $1,000,000 to his first grandson and the letter, which is from my son, is as follows: ‘Dear Father: This plan worked well in Senator Clark's case, why not try it yourself?’ Thate why I rather think the senator has set • bad precedent.’’ Excusable Profanity. Rear Admiral Melville addressed the Engineering society of Columbia uni versity on Arctic experiences last week, and for nearly three hours kept his audience deeply interested, many of his hearers being women. In tell ing what happened at the wreck of the Janette he said that at one time he was afraid of being swamped and that made him swear. ‘‘So I turned,” said he, ‘‘and yelled, G— d—n it, 1 must run for it or swamp.’ It made me swear, ladies and gentlemen.” For a moment everybody was startled, but a round of applause scon testified to an understanding that the sailor was merely realistic and not profane in the ordinary way. A Long Correspondence. Mrs. J. J. Smith of Columbus, Ohio, and Mrs. Sarah E. Martin of Weuo na. 111., have a record for continuous, uninterrupted correspondence that would bo hard to equal. Both of these old ladies were born in Franklin county, Ohio, and were close friends from earliest childhood. Forty-seven years ago, however, the parents of Mrs. Martin removed to Illinois, and then began the correspondence that has never been allowed to flag. At least once evety month they exchange letters, one writing on the first and the other on tho fifteenth. The only times they have not written is when one has been visiting the other. TEMPTATION OF THE DEACON. Ho Came Near Getting Into Trouble a Few Nights Ago. "Uredren,’’ said Deacon Snowball at the experience meeting, "I cum moaghty neah backsliding las' Sat urday night. De temptah cum tei me and put er wheat sack in ma han’ and led ma sinful feet to'd Mistah Johnslng’s tuhkey coop.” ‘‘Amen!” moaned some one in a back seat. “I done tried my bes’ ter resist,” went on the deacon, “but all de time mah conscience said ‘stop’ de temptah said ‘Go on'; and so I kep’ a gittin’ closah all do time.” “Glory!” came from the back seats. “But, praise de Lawd, just when 1’s gwine ter climb de fence and maik foh de coop mah old houn’ dog trees a ‘possum in Mistah Johnsing’s wood lot, an’ de back slide leabe me dat minnit.” “Amen!” roared a brother in the rear. “An’ ’fore I git up dat tree,” con tinued the deacon, “de moon cum out frum behind de clouds, and dar stood Mistah Johnsing behind dat coop, wif er shotgun in his han’.” “Um-m-m! Lawd!” from the elders’ corner. “An’ I call to Mistah Johnsing and ast him, ‘Please, sah, won't he come an’ Bhoot dat ’possum?” and dat he do; an’ an I want ter say dat dere was a mos’ powerful big load ob shot in dat gun.” “Go on, bruddah!” ‘‘An’ dat’s why I say dat w’en de temptah cum ter us an’ show us whar dere’s er turkey coop we oughter rej’ice dat Providence done gib er houn’ dawg and er ’possum ap pertlte to de po’r brack man." WAX MINES OF GALICIA. One of the Moat Curious Fields of Industry Imaginable. Mineral wax—generally known as ozocerite—has taken the place of beeswax in making candles, and is ob tained from Utah and California, in America, and from Wales and Galicia and Roumania, in Europe. When found it is a dark, rich brown color, translucent in thin films, but when refined it resembles well-bleached beeswax. The wax mines of eastern Galicia, which a syndicate of Ameri can capitalists leased, form one of the most curious fields of industry imag inable. They are at and around Boryslaw, which is also the center of the eastern oil district of that part of Austria. The wax lies in beds, like clay, at depths of from 350 to 600 feet, and shafts are sunk to the beds. The Boryslaw wax field is only 50 acres extent, and upon that 1,000 shafts ■were sunk. Six thousand men live and work on that tract. The owners of the deposits have made immense for tunes from the products, as it is very valuable, fetching fourpence a pound at the pits. The manifold uses to which paraffin has been adapted has given this Galician deposit a very wide utility. It is found in veins 16 inches thick, and is dug out with shovels, and then raised from the shaft with buckets and a windlass. How a Woman Handles an "Ad.” A woman comes into a newspaper office, comments on the condition of the weather, removes her gloves, raises her veil, gets out her $4 lace handkerchief, digs into her chateline bag and brings out a little scrap of paper, upon which is written a sim ple advertisement for a hired girl. She then inquires the price, which is to run at the head of the want column 213 days in the year, asks for the best location possible, expresses a hope that she will get a good girl this time, ^uts her gloves back on, and, picking up her skirt, says: "Well, I guess that’s all, and departs, leaving her handkerchief on the counter. When she trots her 10-year-old boy on the errand he dashes in, drops a quarter and a slip of paper on the counter, says, “Mom wants this in the paper,” and is gone, after having slammed the door. But he has transacted the same business.—Atchison Globe. Tired of Duplication. A teacher In a national school, who had been much annoyed by truancy, has recently been stringent in en forcing the rule that her scholars, on their return to school after an ab sence, must bring her a note stating in full the cause of such absence, the note to be in the writing of a parent or guardian. The following Is a note brought by one of her pupils after two weeks’ absence: “Louisa was absent monday, please excuse her. “Louisa was absent toosday, she had a sore throte. “Louisa was absent wensday, she had a sore throte. “Louisa was absent thursdny, she had a sore throte. “Louisa was absent frlday, she had a sore throte. “Read this over again for the next week.”—Stray Stories. The Nestor of Engineers. Charles H. Haswell, whose “En gineers’ and Mechanics' Pocket-book” is known to engineers all over the world, is in his ninety-fourth year, but a hale fellow yet. By way of ac counting for his remarkable mental and physical condition he says: “I take a great deal of exercise. 1 never drink ice water or touch condiments and I use stimulants only in very moderate quantities. After a hard struggle I gave up smoking three years ago. It’s for the heart, you know.” At their convention in 1897 the Institute of Naval Architects of j Great Britain gave Mr. Haswell the ' title he has worn ever since—"the ( Neator of engineers.” * WHENCE GOMES THIS MICHTY HEALINC POWER ALL THE LAND WONDERS AT THE REMARKABLE CURES EFFECT ED BY PROFESSOR ADKIN. Heals Diseases (ailed Incurable Ministers! Doctors and Professional Men Tell How He Has Cured the Blind, the Lame, the Paralytic and Many on the Very Brink of Death. PREE HELP FOR THE SICK Professor Adkin Offers to Help All Sufferers from Any Disease Ab^ solutely Free of Charge— Professional Men Invest tigate His Powers. PROF. THOMAS F. ADKIN. President of tbe Institute of Physicians and Surgeons. In all parts of the country men and women, loctora and surgeons, clergymen and educators, are wondering at the remarkable cures made by Prof. Thomas F. Adkln, discoverer of the Adktn Vltaopathic treatment. Prof. Adkln heals not by drugs, nor by Chris tian Science, nor by Osteopathy, nor ty Hypno tism. nor by Divine Healing, hut by a subtle psychic force of nature it combination with, certain vital magnetic redemies which contain the very elements of life and health. A reporter recently talked with Prof. Adkln and was asked to Invite all readers of this paper who are sick or who are worled by the ills of those dear to them, to write to hitn for assist ance. "Some people have declared,” said Prof., Adkln, "that my powers are of God; they call me a Divine healer, a man of mysterious pow ers. This Is not so, I cure because I understand nature, because i use the subtle force of nature, to build up the svstern and restore health. Hut. at the same time 1 believe that the Creator woul<$ not have given me the opportunity to make the discoveries 1 have made or the ability to develop them. If He had not intended that 1 should use them for the good of humanity. I therefore feel that It is my duty to give the benefit of the science 1 practice to all who are suffering. 1 want you to tell your readers that they can write to me In the strictest confidence If they are troubled with any kind of disease, and I, will thoroughly diagnose their cases absolutely free of charge and explain by a simple guar anteed home treatment how a complete cure Uhould be effected. 1 care not how serious ther taaes, nor how hopeless they may seem, 1 want them to write to me and let me make them! jwell. I feel that this is my life work. " 8o groat Is the sensation wrought In the medti •cal world by the wonderful cures performed by Prof. Adkln that several professional gentlemen were asked to investigate the cures. Among thesj gentlemen were Dr. L. I) Hswley and •Dr. L. O. I mane, both famous physicians and surgeons. After s thorough and painstaking In vestigation these eminent physicians were so as tounded at the far reaching powers of Prof. Ad iln, and the wonderful efficacy of Vitaopathy that They volunteered to forsake all other ties Id •Ilfs and all other kinds of treatment and devots themselves to assisting Prof. Adkln In his great fork for humanity. With the discovery of the dkln Vltaopathic treatment eminent physicians re generally agreed that the treatment of dis ease has at last been reduced to an exact science. In all some 8,000 men and women have been cured by the powers of Prof. Adkln. Soma were blind, some were lame, some were deaf, some were paralytics, scarcely able to move, so jgieat was their Infirmity. Other* were afflicted with Bright's disease, heart disease, consump tion, and other so-called Incurable diseases. Some were sufferers from kidney trouble, dyspepsia, •nervous debility. Insomnia, neuralgia, constipa tion, rheumatism, female troubles and other sim ilar Ills. Borne were men and women addicted *o drunkenness, morphine and other evil habits, in all cases Prof. Adkln treats he guaranteei ■a cure. Even those on the brink of the grave, With all hope of recovery gone and despaired of .by doctors and friends alike, have been restored go perfect health by the force of Vitaopathy and Prof. Adkln’s marvelous skill. And, remarkable Cs it may seem, distance has made no differ nce. Those living faf away have been cured in {the privacy of their own homes, as well as those Who have been treated in person. Prof Adkln Asserts that he can cure any one at any distauce as well as though he stood before them Not long ago John Adams of Blakcsbury, la., who had been lame for twenty years, was per manently cured by Prof. Adkln without an opera tion of any kind. About the same time tbs city of Rochester. N. Y., was startled by the cure of one of It* oldest residents, Mr. p. A. Wright, who had beeu partly blind for a long period. John E. Neff, of Millersburg, Pa., who had suffered for years from a cataract over his left eye, was speedily restored to perfect sight, without an operation. From Logansport, lnd., ^ comes the news of the recovery of ,Mrs. Maiym* Etcher, who had been practically deaf for a year%i while in Warrant Pa.. Mr. G. W. 8avage. a noted W photographer and artist, who was not only par tially blind and deaf, but at death's door from a complication of diseases, was restored to perfect health and strength by Prof. Adkln. Vitaopathy cures not one disease alone, but It cures all diseases when used In combination with the proper remedies. If you are sick, no matter what your disease nor who says you can not be cured, write to Prof. Adkln today, tell him the leading symptoms of your complaint, how long you have been suffering, and he will fit once diagnose your case, tell you the exact 'disease from which you are suffering and pre scribe the treatment that will positively cure •you. This costs you absolutely nothing. Prof Adkln will also send you a copy of his marvel- k oua new book, entitled, "How to Be Cured and How to Cure Others.” This book tells you ex actly how Prof. Adktn will cure you. It fully and completely describes the nature of his wonderful treatment. It also explains to you how you your self may possess this great healing power and cure the siek around you. Prof. Adkln does not ask one on nt for his services In this connection. They will be given to you absolutely free. He has made a wonder ful discovery, and he wishes to place It in the hands of every sick person In this country that he may be restore* to perfect health and strength Mark your letter personal when you write and no one but Prof Adkln will see It. Address Prof Thomas F. Adkln, Office, 636 N, Rochester NT* i