FORTUNATE MISTAKE. "I think Aunt might have left me something,” said Agatha to her twin •later Alice, who was so like her that their own mother hardly knew them apart, and strangers were always mak ing ridiculous mistakes.” “It doesn’t matter, dear,” said Alice; you can have half mine whenever you marry.” The sisters were perfectly devoted to each other. "Perhaps I shouldn't take It, you know," said Agatha. ’’Walt?" was the reply, SLe waited. • • • • • • e “I’m down,” said Bob Sparkles, "reg ular down; my tailor won't allow me any more money, that horse Is scratch ed for Ascot, I’ve lost my luck at bil liards, and my sister won’t lend me a cent.” "Marry, my boy, marry!" said Mc Shears, as he lounged back In his arm chair at the Lotus club. "Whomr” "III Introduce you to a Manx girl at Lady Porkleton’s tonight. Her aunt’s just left her a Lot of money; she's a twin—the sister’s got nothing.” So Bob Sparkles, who was not so very young, met and danced with Alice, the heiress, that night. Now Bob had what Is called "a way with the women” —a fatal way of making them believe that he was In love with them at first sight, which he usually was, only his love was so abundantly under control that “Hey, presto!” It would fly away like a ladybird at his bidding general ly the next morning. His passion for Alice was not so transitory; It did not fly away. He wanted money desperately. Of course, it was an awful sacrifice to marry Alice or any one else, but the thing had to be done. Other people mar ried, and their wives settled money on them. He bad had on the whole a good time—why not ‘‘range’’ himself, as the French say, and settle down?— other men did and survived It. Bob decided to marry the Manx girl and he flattered himself be had already made an impression on her. Perhaps he bad. The next day Alice, the heiress, went to Scotland. But Bob did not know that. On the following week he called. He had got one of Alice's gloves. She had given It him with her fan to hold when he had put on her cloak, and he bad pocketed it. So he called Just to restore It. On entering the room he was met by a young lady whom he at once recog -wmnm'" —*%. "BOB HAS PROPOSED TO ME." nlzed as his partner. She wore a dark morning dress. He had only seen Alice once before for a few hours at the ball In a low-neok pink frock. He was now confronted by Agatha, her twin sister, who was so constantly mis taken for her. "Pardon me, Miss lo Mesurler, I have called to restore to you your glove (and then, with a fetching glance), un less—unless—I might keep It." The remark was a shade hasty, but Bob had no time to spare; if anything was to be done it must be done without de lay. If he could only aunounce his engagement to an heiress within a giv en time his tailor, and Mr. Benjamin, too, would wait. Agatha instantly saw Bob Sparkea error, she was so accustomed to be tak en for her sister, but this time she turned it to her own account. She had heard something about Mr. Sparkles the night before. She did not like It. She also knew the Impression he had made on her sister. She liked that less stiii. She resolved to save A Ilea, "We did have a nice dance, didn't we? Hut are you aura that la my glove? "Lat me put It on you." She lat him. It fitted eiactly. "1 think," aha aald. "on tha whole. I'll keep It on; nn old glova la no uaa to you.” "It nil depend* on the hand.” aald Hob. with a pathetic aigh, and he look ed dreamily over hie ehoulder. and the conversation went on very well in thU vain. After Aatterlng htmeelf that ha hid made fair way and followed up tha ballroom flirtation, ha aehed If he might call again, and waa given an apointment. Then they met «t the Moral academy. In the park, at a gar den party Yea? It wee the garden party that did It. itok waa burning to approach the money question and And out what pi>«apecte ha had of getting g good settlement Hot he had got to yr» pa* and he accepted Are! That, he thought, would ha an euey matter A»» It all happened guile propitiously After a prolonged and sentimental walk and talk In a tide avenue at the garden party, Agatha and R»b Apathies eat down to real oa g rustle ben h "Now,” said Agatha, quite simply and confidentially, “I couldn’t marry any one for money." "Nor I, Indeed,” said Bob passion ately. "What Is a million without love?” "Millions do marry without love.” sighed Agatha. "Oh, Miss le Mesurler, Agatha—may I call you so?" and sidling up to her closer on the bench, etc. We know the rest. And Agatha, with triumphant malice, had Intimated, not In so many words, but quite near enough, that It was "Tea." • • e e • e e The very next morning the heiress returned from Scotland. "Alice,” said Agatha, "I have played you a trick. You thought Bob Sparkles was In love with you. ‘Love at first sight.’ You thought you could be In love with Bob. listen! “Bob has proposed to me. No! Don’t speak; he thinks I’m you. I let him go on to see what he was worth. I wouldn't have you wrecked—I've found him out. All he wanted was your money. He told me In a long conversation at Lady Porkle ton’s garden party that he believed If a woman loved a man she would settle her money on him, though, of course, he could only marry for love. I led him up to It by agreeing to everything, especially the settlement. It was a lit tle unfair, I own, but I wanted to see what he was made of. In ten min utes more he proposed." "And you accepted?” d '■> "Almost; not quite." ? V'T'! "Agatha, how wrong!” "No, darling; I wanted to save you. I will now show you what sort of a man he Is. This Is the letter I wrote to him, and here Is his answer; “ ‘Miss Agatha le Mesurler presents her compliments to Mr. Sparkles and begs to inform him that she Is not the heiress, who Is Alice, her sister, and she herself hasn’t a cent.’ (Reply.) " ‘Mr. Sparkles presents his compli ments to Miss Agatha le Mesurler, and feels that he has been trifled with. He, therefore, begs to decline all fur ther correspondence.’ "So, then, you have received an of fer of marriage, and you have accept ed, but you will not accept my offer of a good dowry?” "Not this time, dear. Thanks aw fully.” So the sisters kissed and Bob Sparkles was sold up.—Westminster Budget, mind N|»ot In Kvery Kye. From the Philadelphia Record: Of the many curious facts which are dis cussed concerning the eye, what is known as “the blind spot” seems the least understood. In the eye Itself cer tain things may go on which give us wrong sensations, which, although not truly Illusions, are very much like them. Thus, when we suddenly strike our heads or faces against something in the dark, we see “stars" or bright sparks, which we know are net real lights, though they are quite as bright and sparkling as if they were. When we close one eye and look straight ahead at some word or letter in the middle of this page, for example, we seem to see not only the thing we are looking at, but everything else imme diately about it and for a long way on each side. But the truth is, there Is a large round spot, somewhere near the point at which we are looking, in which we see nothing. Curiously enough, the existence of this blind spot was not discovered by accident, and no body ever suspected it until Marlotte reasoned from the construction of the eyeball that it must exist, and pro* ceeded to llnd it. Adopted by a Kentucky Mudstone* The sticking qualities of the mad “4 one are illustrated in the family of Mr. George Ketrhara, a merchant out at t'ae cross-roads. Last summer John nie, a 14-year-old sou of Mr. Koteham, was bitten by a mad dog. The wound was in the palm of the right band, and when a small mudstone about thre« inches square was applied it adhered readily; In fact, so much so that it could never be got liaise, and is now thoroughly imbedded In Johnnie's hand. The boy has become accus tomed to the situation, and. In fact, Hilda the stone quite a convenience In many instances. B»- 'des whetting his razor and bruaklng nuts with it, the stone Is a convenient weapon, with which Johnnie makes all the other boys In the neighborhood stand around. t'uetly Admiration. A eharwoterletle alory of Own. la fay otte waa told In a l*arU Journal «nu« year* ago At lamartjue'a fu neral the crowd took out lien lafay ette'a horaee. a* the famoue aoldlar waa returning home front the eervlce, and drew hta carriage to hie hotel with many evidence* of enthuelaatla love and admiration The eoene waa a atlrrlng one. and a friend. In refer ring to U aotne week* afterward, eald "You at tut have been very muck pleated '* lafayette looked at him for a moment In alien**. and then eald, with a wblmtleal antiie. “Yen, I waa very much pleated, very muck pleaded, indeed Hut I never •*« anything more of my kureeg, my dear friend1" n«« e f»**pee term Now that Ike tHtuateae of Warwick hat opened her needlework »h*tp m I tun 4 •< reel, lundwa, ake caa wit k Jua Uae lay claim to belag a genuine •aleelady " Iter eetakitehmaiM aw far ha* been crowded with the n> • at here ot t oblllly. and each vlaitov ban made a pucha-e of tome t>rl, whether It waa iwM or l "AS ADVERTISED." Snath American Interpret* Thle Phrosa with Great Mrlctncee. "An advertiser baa to stick to th« truth In South America.” said a repre sentative of a large shipping concern to a New Orleans Times-Democrat re porter. "I know that seems Incredible, but it's absolutely so. Some years ago a dealer In New Orleans sent so assort ed lot of patent medicines to an Ameri can agent at Santiago, Chill. Among the stuff was a lot of toothache drops, which were warranted on the bottle to cure the worst case of toothache In ten minutes. Here nobody would take such an assertion seriously, but down there it Is different. The first man who bought a bottle made an immedi ate application, and then pulled out his watch. When ten minutes elapsed and the tooth calmly continued to ache he was furious and at once had the agent arrested. The poor fellow was fined $1,000 and sentenced to three months In Jail. Through the efforts of the Ameri can consul the Imprisonment was knocked off, but he had to pay the fine, and It broke him up In business. That story U absolutely true, as can be testified to by a dozen people now In the city. It fs sad to fancy the effect on commercial circles generally If such a law was enforced In the United States." ft A - - vVt, MISSING LINKS. There are many llshcs that In captiv ity seem to follow some definite course In their movements, es, for Instance, they may swim round und round the tank in one direction. The goldfish, however, lu It* moving about, appears to las a sort of aimless fish; It goes down to the bottom and up to the top and criss-cross and every which way, and moving commonly rather sluggishly. During the continuance of the Na tional Export Exposition, In Philadel phia. next fall, the city hall will be brilliantly Illuminated. This struc ture Is the highest building In the world, towering G47 feet above the ground, and Is also considered one of the handsomest buildings In the United States. At present there is a rim of lights around the base of the statue of William Penn, which surmounts the structure, and they can be seen at a distance of thirty miles. Defore the exposition opens a ring of arc lights will be placed around the rim of Penn’s hat, over GOO feet above the pavement, and long strings of Incandescent lights will run from there to the root of the building. Every cornice will be studded with lights, and all sides of the mas sive building will be emblazoned by beautiful designs In colored lights. It will be one of the most dazzling elec tric displays ever attempted In thiJ country. A member of the lamlsvlile bar named Slramonson was In the habit of imitating the opposing witnesses, whom, when they came to be cross examined, he harassed in every Imag inable manner. The last witness be took in hand was a tall, lank farmer, with a thoughtful eye. He had watched the baiting of bis neighbors In dead silence, and took the stand with perfect composure. Slmmondsou evidently set him down ns a lout, and when the witness hesitated over some question a moment he roared: ’'"What are y’ studying about? ’Frald of tell ing a lie, too, I suppose?” Without any apparent haste the country mun picked up a massive inketand and hurled It straight at Bimmondson’s head, catching him on the bridge of the nose and knocking him senseless. ‘‘That’s what I was a-studyln’ about,” he drawled, In the moment of dead sl lonce that followed the act. Needless to say, a tremendous hubbub ensued, but everybody was secretly pleased and while the Judge fined the farmer heavily for contempt he subsequent!;’ remitted the sentence.—Chicago Law Journal. Trimiit'A for C’huim*. The sub*lDspector of gchoola In Ma lacca Straits Settlements la obliged to report a shockingly low averuge at tendance of native children at school. Of course there is a reason. Three murders have recently occurred In Ma laca, and the murderer In some way gave notice or was said to have done so—that he was making a collection of heads and would stop when he killed twenty people. Three things cause no particular surprise In the east, where ijueer thtnga happen. People accept facte as they are. People do kill with out reason In the east, t'oollea, driv ers snd grooms rtfuse to go out after dark, llullock-rart drivers won't tra vel the country roads without compa ny. And what a glorious holiday fur lha pupils In ths governmsnl schools! A ItUskel lofwllos. The difficulty of preventing pecula tion la the army remind* me of an anecdote I have hrard my mother tell of the l>uhe of Welllagtoa. A friend of my mother had a contract to supply blanket* fur the ariuy. When they were delivered the duke desired that every bleaket should he unrolled and tbo«n to him When tb» gentleman, who use a* proud of hte honor as a manufacturer a> *uy *otdl*r could be uf hi* honor, remonstrated against what seemed aa aspersion ua hie In ‘••rlty. lha dube only *atd "It la my duty to **e that the soldterw have proper blanket* ' I do not know the 11 Mr or the etr< umeten-ea beyond the bnre f*. t a* I have heard my mother relate It The tp talur. .. rv-Mmwmmmrnmam i The lungeti laanal In the world la that uf hi Out hard, wn the line uf the railroad betweea Lucerne and Milan tu length te nine and wna half at Ilea THE HUMBLED DONS. WILL IT BE SPAIN’S RESURREC TION? Or la She Taking Her Defeat Too *areaely?—Tranquillity of Ike Tau qu tubed Hu* Seen Iberlu'U Strung Lard—Will Shu HetUaf As you travel through Spain by the express, which carries you to Madrid, ths belief Is forced upon you that not even a rumor of the war has yst reach ed the remoter countryside. The peas ant, a loin-cloth girt about his waist, still bestrides his mule In sublime Ig norance of America's triumph. News travels slowly In Spain, where the morning paper Is not more necessary than wine and bread; and It would be sate to wager that If you encountered a wayfarer on the Sierras and spoke to him of battles and alarms bis mind would revert slowly to the half-known glories of the peninsula. Hut the ig norance of the country may be matched by the apparent Indifference of the towns, and for this Indifference anoth er explanation must be sought. Spain woke up one morning to find that her colonies had been snatched from her, that the last link had been snapped In the chain which once bound her to the splendid victories of her golden cen tury. And she accepted the discovery with an admirable tranquillity of mind. Cuba and the I’htlipplnes, alas! were hers no more. Henceforth she would lose the responsibility, as well as the excitement, of a lingering campaign. Hut with that lofty pride which refuses to realize a humiliation, Spain put the truth away from her, and took up her occupations once more with a rare yet perfect resignation to the Inevitable. Nor was the strange security unex pected. The Spaniards have always shown themselves either unconscious of, or superior to, disaster. There is now, as these was three centuries ago, a touch of Moorish fatalism In their character. Kismet, they murmur, as the Moors did also, who once peopled the country; and when there Is no help for disaster they wrap themselves In a triple cloak of arrogance, and grimly smile at facts, as though they only half believed In them. But though the war is over and accepted loyally for what It achieved, the Spaniards, In private, still nurse a painful wound. The eternal dislike of strangers, In which they rival the ancient Athenians, Is more hitter, more intense than ever. Col lectively, maybe, it finds no expres sion; but you will hardly converse with a solitary Spaniard without discover ing the signs of a private resentment. Now, this resentment is cherished mildly against the Americans, who have triumphed In war; more stren uously against the English, whose sym pathy, says Spain, was too loudly and violently expressed. But this resent ment will soon be merged in the un willing toleration which Spain extends to all foreigners, and then the war will have left little trace, save In a rest from colonial warfare and In a hand somely replenished exchequer. And what of the future? Will Spain, now she Is confined forever within her own borders, win back something of her old wealth and prosperity? Will she es tablish the peace and tranquillity which rue best suited to her character? No disturbance is likely to come from without, since France, though she has Just demanded, with a threat, that the Spanish debt should be paid in full, Is too busy cleaning her own house to covet the house of her neighbor. Be sides. the Pyrenees have always proved an efficient rampart, and. even If they were not, Europe would not be likely to witness the encroachment of France. In truth, Spain will now be left to work out her own destiny, and there is no reason why she should not face the new century with hope and confidence. The fact that she has passed through the crisis of defeat with the merest threat of revolution Is proof enough that her varied provinces are all standing loyally by the throne, and that there Is little chance of imme diate dissension. Indeed, all over Eu rope pretenders are under a cloud, and legitimism Is wisely held an exploded doctrine. The t'arllsts In Spain have no better prospects than the royalists or Bonapartlsts in France, since our practical age has recognized clearly that every country exists for the gov erned, not for the governments; and not even Spain, docile though she be to historical tradition, will ever again accept the theory of divine right. A Whit* KUphant la 1‘arU. A genuine white elephant—or what paaeee an auch baa been preeented to the Partalan* by M. Ituumer, the French repreeentatlve In &iam. t'herle. aa tha pachyderm ha* already been ntehnamed, made her elate entry Into Faria a few daya ago, being met at the Oarde de l.yon by a dletlngulahed company dome little dl*appotntmenl we* felt when It waa observed. ae the traveler etepped on the platform, that •he wee ecarcely m> while ae *he had been painted The prevailing tune of her compleaton la. Indeed, a »<*rt of lurtchy red. veiled by a maee id grayleh hair, the eyelid* and the eywa being p.nh. It will l»e remembered that liar aum’e epee I men. "eecured at Immense n**t,“ fell equally *ht»rt uf Ita reputa lioa Aa a matter of fact, the Atblar elephant te never really while, hut the degcieaey uf aeture te *< m«ilate* made up fur by tbe eld of art. It te gratify lag to learn that tbe gueet of tbe Jerdla de* Finale* bee charming mag' aere, including a etever baMt uf baee'> tag and doing ubeieea.* to tbe Frea b publta - I «>ol<>« throat*!# Alt acleallt* dia.-overie* are bare! •mi, on feltb la tbe verdtrt of tbe bodily wM*t. tecundly, (altb la tbe latelleetuni Integrity of tbe bumea mind Me* • M feltbrop. THE RACE FOR PUBLICITY. Tlve Maala for Destroying All Privacy Is Growing Among t'a. Yes, we are growing very public. Lack of respect for private life and private friendship Is a serious part of publicity—a part which really matters. Stories and' tfttls-tattle about the great, or the merely known, matter far less when they do not proceed from friends and relatives, but we have a sufficiency of them. The mat ter goes farther. Indeed, for many pa pers are full of the very ordinary pro ceedings of people known to nobody but their friends, but presumably known by sight to the strange witness; you read how some young man, who Is very likely a minor clerk In a bank or a subaltern In a militia regiment, has been "seen walking In Rloane street." Or you read how some half dozen peo ple, whose reputation Is, or should be, entirely private, were "the only men I saw" at the opera. I venture to sug gest two Improvements on all this. One Is that the names should be fictitious; they would mean quite as much as the others to the general public, and an advantage would be that weird and fascinating stories might be told about them without fear of libel actions. The other Improvement Is that all little so cieties and coteries should hire col umns In newspapers to be filled exclu sively with their picnics and "at homes." It might end In free publicity being granted, like education, by the state. In this way wp all, from Toot ing to Tennessee, would have the grat ification now enjoyed by the subaltern in Sloane street, of seeing our doings, our shoppings, and saunterlngs, and supper parties, recorded in print, and so at last the Spirit of the Age would find complete expression.—G. a Street In the Pall Mail Magazine. > m It -■ LARGE SUMS Demanded of Dootblark* for Cbalr Privilege* In Office llulldlng*. Since the bootblack's profession has followed the general modern trend toward ''organization” it seems to have become a highly remunerative pursuit. The latent development and the one that beat Illustrates how the business must pay Is the rent that Is charged for bootblacks’ chairs In the new giant office buildings. There are several of these structures in which the exclusive shoe-shining rights are rated as being worth from $1,000 to $3,000 a year in rental to the owners of the buildings. In one of the newest and hugest, scarcely ytt finished, a man recently offered $1,500 for the privilege of op erating ten chairs for a year. This sum was refused without an Instant’s consideration, the owners asserting that $3,000 a year was the least they would accept. - ’ i|_" Apropo* of Kipling. At the present moment, in England —In fact all over the world—the things of the mind are at a discount. Largely influencing, and largely Influenced by one narrow, powerful personality,there is in England Just now a public opinion corresponding in no small degree to the present contempt In France for the “intellectuals”—that is for those who regard human life as something more than brute force, brutal rivalries and brutal pleasures. We are In the thick of one of the most cynically Impudent triumphs of the Philistines the world has seen. All that should be meant by civilization Is a mock. The once kind ly Helds of literature are beneath the heels of a set of literary rough-riders. All the nobler and gentler instincts of men and women are ridiculed as senti mentality. All the hard-won gains of nineteenth century philosophers are thrown to the winds; and for the minor ameliorations of science we have to pay by the most diabolical de velopment of the foul art of war. Everywhere the brute and the bully— and for the ape and tiger truly a glori ous resurrection! RICHARD LE OALLIENNE. ••«*»«> Mejoete In HngUml. Among the nitwt notable expression* of loyalty on the occasion of the queen's birthday was that of a sales man In Leadenhall Market who dis played her majesty's portrait between two royal standards in a grove of pork and sausages, supported by two hne hams emblazoned with the letters "V. R." A loyal radical, from whom 1 have this Information, professes him self to have been greatly shocked at this display, more particularly the ap pearance of the royal mu nog ram “upon the mist Ignoble portion of the plg'e anatomy." Hut I have seen a “V. R" In other positions nearly as strange We must look In the eplrll rather than the letter.— London Truth. rat Iksi Iks Mammas • Prettl. The newsdealer la a New York sub urb did a tbrtviag business la novels until about two months ago. Then a public library started, and bis trnds began to fell off About two weeks ago be put up a notice "Paper and Cluih Covered Novels for Hale at Half Price." Now he has reduced the pr es ta one third “I'm gola' to get rid ef '*m If I have to give 'em away," be explained lo a summer boarder who br-ught Id vents' witrtg of marked dowa lltera'ure ‘They re all gruwlu' Male on me Even lbs rich people g • to the free library, an I there's no psr« m>me> to be aisle ia hooks In Ikii Iowa" •lee XX si el Mettles Ik IfUks Hues yuor wife ever esk ymt foe uotuey* thicks Never Micks— Ike must be g wander Wteka Hut •be fregoeai'y tell# mw Us give her •ome H> »iok Tt susertpe CHILD GROWTH. Make th« Kd nmlloa ie«a< adh ■* Mot OppoM It. Growth focuses for a time npon one set of organs or functions, then npon another, until the whole body In devel oped; but all parts of the body do not grow at one and the same time. The body grows first In length, and then In girth. In breadth and depth o< chest. In breadth and height of forehand, la breadth and length of face. To make a ■'pedal application of this well known fact of periodicity in physical growth, let us observe the develop ment of the muscles of the arm. The muscles of the upper arm—those con cerned in the functioning of the shoul der Joint—are ripe and ready for train ing at least a year and one-half before the muscles of the fingers. The mus cles of the shoulder mature for train ing six months before the muscles of the elbow, and these in turn flvs to eight months before the muscles of the wrist, which are ripe and ready for training from three to six months be fore the muscles of the fingers. When we Insist that a child shall begin to write by means of the finger muscles only with a small pencil In narrow spaces on ruled paper or a slate we run directly counter to the principles of growth and development that nature has so plainly written In hla constitu tion, Must not education, to be edu cation at all, l>e in accord with these principles rather than In opposition to them? The child of 6 year*, during the first days of hla school life, chooses to make large, whole-arm movements rather thau the minute movements of the finger muscles. At first he requires “almost an acre” of blackboard space In which to write a few sentences. We must train the large shoulder muscles before attempting to burden the ten der undeveloped finger muscles, which are really injured by such too early strain and Involved activity. Thu* we find In our best regulated kin dergartens of today none at the finer work for the younger children. The young child la no longer required to take up the bead-stringing and pis prlcklng exercises—at least not until bis eyes and hla finger muscles are ripe and ready for such training. In some of the most modern kindergartens the occupations and gifts are concerned with larger objects Instead of those formerly used, which were of the smal ler, more orthodox size—larger block* larger pencils, larger needles, larger beads and coarse string Instead of fine thread.—Forum. A CAGE FOR BABY. lie tTu« Delighted and Mo n*a Uj*> Mother. Mrs. Elbert Clark Kockwood of losi 'lty, Iowa, described a way to keep tha baby safe while doing the ordinary du ties of the day, says the Indies’ Home Journal. “The essentials,” she wrltej. "seem to be that the child should be kept from the floor and be given free dom without danger of falling. This Is the plan I adopted, and which I called a ‘cage’: Two high-backed din ing-room chairs were utilized, being set with the fronts of the seats to gether. This left the hacks at each end. Then the sides of the two chairs were measured and n light frame mad« of that sire, to which was fastened small mesh wire fencing. These frames were tightly tied at the top and bot tom of the chair posts and thus th* ‘cage’ was completed and could be eas ily put together and taken apart at pleasure. Into it was put the baby, with playthings and cushions. The conditions were fulfilled, for the baby was off the floor and could stand or ait, or even walk a little, as the fancy seized him. The baby was delighted and so was the mother.” Coming on latter. Some years ago Sir Henry Irving was called on, In Dublin, to play a heavy part to which he was not accns tomed. One of the actors had no? turned up, and there was a vacancy. Irving bed to come on early in the first act. Now. the Dublin gallery boy is an institution In himself. There li nothing like him anywhere. Conver sations between young fellows acros* from one side of the gallery to the. other are spoken In loud tones, and in the distinct hearing of the actor*. Irv ing Is, as everybody know*, very thin, and when hs appeared with a strid». which is one of the most characteristic things about him, on# of the** gallery boys shouted aero** to another: 'Tals. an' Is that him?" "No." wa* the re ply, "them I* the young man's clothes. They'll shove him out lal*r on.”- Spar* Moment*. ^;. I Think »•*. Th* father of th* praeeot Lord Ah ngdon. who was remarkable (or th* stateliness of his manner*, on* day riding through a village In th* vlrtalty of Osford. met a lad drngglag a ralt along the road. who. when hU lordship ram* up to him. mad* a atop and slaret blot full in th* far*. IIU lordship asked the buy If he knew him. II* replied "In." ‘What U my name** raid hU lordship. Why, Lord A bin* i don.'' replied th* lad "The* why do i‘t you Uh* ug your hat?" * am I wilt. *ur." Mkid tha boy, ‘‘If y*'tl hold th* ! calf “—vVaiwer*, Hold H »l Iwklass Baalkrt *„rb > ar* u»«**g lh* mwi'i farm tftnps of *p** *«vk ! ribbon ta pronoun. *d eo'urs are tail over a »m*ar* uf buckram, Ih* atrip* imitig i» • la. bes #**rt I'rwr *•«••* os then wwvea la aad *wt. Whaa hrtllwal col ir* are ward lb* iftri as ratber uriea'al. aad baah«ta el ibis Aw *er lyl.ua are awl la hive* with yens ay runs who have buudwtv* Nrwtehsd th 1 imliatioa af hrtift aaihwa