The Northwestern PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY AT THE COUNTY SEAT. OKO. K. BENSnHOTEB, Kears before it was possible for them to take a tum ble. The question here arises, If it tukes a moss back democrat thirty years to decide that Lincoln was right, how long will it be before they will he (pioting McKinley. That press censorship at Manila is causing quite a considerable comment among the Journals of this country since the Round Robin from the news paper correspondence in the Phil ippines has reached them and from the appearance of tilings it probably was a little too rigid. Rut we must remember that when people are at war .. censorship is generally absolutely necessary if the movements of the re spective armies are kept from the knowledge of the opposing generals ami with all the circumstance known to our people in the case of our war in the Philippines when it is known that there is a copperhead el ement the United States that is al ways ready to transmit news to the enemy as against their own govern ment, anti further that they are and have been secretly doing it at every opportunity. Our commanding Gen eral should be excused If even his censorship is apparently a little harsh. Most likely Otis has not forgot the Schoville iu Cuba and is therefore inclined to keep the future Schoville well in hand as he should do. Kobt G. Ingersoll, the great Ag nostic passed away very suddenly at his home last Friday from heart failure. Mr Ingersoll was the great est agnostic of modern times aud s man whose humanity endeared him to all liberal minded men who became intimately acquainted with him. But on account of his advanced ideas his deeds of kindness were not scattered broadcast but rattier suppressed by the out side world aud only those who dared to secure liberal litera tore were made acquainted with his private history His great protege. I liarles Bradlaugh of hnglaud died some ten years ago. Mr Bradlaugh was the man who forced the English I'arliuienl to make it possible for a man elected to that body to be qual ified by atllrmntion instead of the time honored oath The last words of Mr Ingcrsoll was to bis w.fe and were "Oil better" when ask bow be fell, lie died without a treamor nr a struggle, never expressed a desire to change his belief. Mr Ingcrsoll was a good mau and if bis belief was wrong he was honestly mistaken, and the mau who does right from his seuse of light should not need to have a change of bcarl for honest coiicieine is the best Judge. Tl*e It out txlvitillii* III# ’ gldtl of Ilf*- bO|HPBblt b»py*tu«**» lt*-*t lie* truuifl lit# glob** Tit Itovky llounuin T#« iii i**m» The Cxpert Met HIi Mulch. At a North Hide boarding house one of the newly arrived boarders, named Burton, is an expert accountant. The first evening after hie arrival be began boring the other boarders by talking “shop” and relating the great feats of mathematics that he had accomplished in his time. Smith, one of the star boarders, made up his mind to rid the parlor of shop talk, at least fur that night. 4 “I have a little piece of addition work that I think you would have a bard time in doing. If you can add it without the aid of a pencil and paper, yon are a good one.” “Name each item, and I wiil add," said Burton. “Five barrels of cider at $4.50 a bar rel. Have you got that down ?” “Yes." “Four bushels of bran at 90 cpnta a bushel. Have you got thut down?” “Yes.” “Fifteen kegs of horseshoe nails at $2.35 and two strings of garlic at 60 cents a string. Have you got that down ?" “Yes; gc on.” “Six gallons of castor oil at $4.25. Have you got that down?” “Yes.” “Sure you’ve got it all down?” “Hnre, I have,” said Burton. “II—ml How does it all taste?”— Chicago Journal. Prwvril Cla Theory, hut Died. The acme of realism wub reached, though hy accident, in a criminal trial a few years ago at Lebanon, O. Two men bad a personal encounter. One of them, after vainly trying to draw his pistol from his hip pocket, turned to flee. A moment later lie fell, shot in the small of the back. One chamber of his pistol was found to have been fired. His assailant was tried for murder. Tho defense contended that the man bad shot himself while trying to draw his pistol, which hud become entangled in the lining of the pocket, and that the prisoner’s shot had not taken effect. The prosecution contended that such a wound could not have been self inflicted. The defendant’s counsel, Clement L. Vallandigham, undertook to demon strate to the jury just how the dead man’s pistol hud hung in the pocket and just how possible it was to inflict such a wound. Bnddenly there was a loud report, and the lawyer sank to the floor. The ball had entered the back almost in the identical spot where the dead man had been shot. The defendant was acquitted. Mr. Valandigham died.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. This Dog Can Spell. There is n South Side lady who owns a Gordon setter which she believes is endowed with almost human intelli gence. This is not a hastily formed nor unfounded opinion, but has been devel oped hy years of experience. Here is one of the many incidents from which has sprung her faith in her dog: Last Sunday, having finished her dinner, the lady went into the drawing room to read the paper. On a rug near the window the setter was basking drowsily in the sun. The lady’s two sons were still in the dining room fin ishing the repast, and the mother over heard something said about bones. Now, the good lady has a mortal dread that her beautiful dog will choke to death on a bone some day, so, raising her voice, she called out: “Boys, don’t give Dan any c-h-i-c-k e-n b-o-n-o-s,” spelling these two words so the dog's attention would not be at tracted. “1 am afraid he will choke.” As she spelled “chicken" the dog raised his head and listened; at “bones" he got up, walked into the dining room and looked at the bones the boys were picking.—Chicago News. The Coquette. A coquette is a being who wishes to please. Alas! coquettes are too rare. 'Tis a career that requires great abili ties, infinite pains, a gay and airy spirit. 'Tis tbo coqnette that provides all amusements, suggests the riding party, plans the picnic, gives and guesses charades, acts them. She is the stirring element amid the heavy congeries of so cial atoms; the soul of the bonse, the salt of the banquet. Let any one pass a very agreeable week, or it may be ten days, under any roof, and analyze the cause of his satisfaction, and one might safely make a gentle wager that hia so lution would present him with the frolic phantom of a coquette.—Lord Bcacons fleld._ The Widow’s Devotion. There was a man hanged for mnrder in Sydney, Australia, lly his widow’s consent, his iignre was exhibited in a local waxworks show. Every Sunday for six months the wuman, dressed in deepest mourning, called and put a dean shirt on the unresisting form of the wax man. Then her visits stopped. Some tune after, happening to meet the utauager of the show the lady explain 'd, with ittnuy blushes, that she had I married again, aud tiei new hnahand i energetically objected to her wifely at tention to tbe toilet of Xu, !‘s gtav : l tu ixua.lmi #• j tmn 1/ I i. (1 cx.u uy uercpie.. nude (i y.ttic.'i 1 lliorx|i-*'ui cutour Hi'Ll’-Ip i lALUli i. ; |i L.-.tfdtlO Ii .h tbo .'Occt.lx, T « ill t*> I 11 .. ri sa (t.urj. K. TtiN in it k* j regular » > <* JI “truint i>t,»ioilil n - wood K baveelih. r a Mamli 'li H 1 r , Write lor rllKR muateal t'alu’og e, li ■I Ad Jrma. A lion] W>- Omaha, Sib, fc> h* * ,lW' T"FT i’ait wii.liam a atom t iiam.lk i .ngre»»t«au (rum Si « York l» the prraldrul ,.f i nk Saw Yo»* Sr*u aim a i> giving away MintA UOLLAU Hit UH daily o vrt.r • d hy their ndyerilaemeul la another column Hun Amo- i t'ltuinuaga M ti . *el A»« Hlrd • ..,idner. MNtrhl Attorney ol Nr« Yorh ** i,.,,rrunt Mu** ol Ttthi and t 'ol yml |i m«l ul Sea Yorh are among the aril knoan name* | in thrlr lluoid ol lltmlOfy I>m, CAlit'a (tiNHinuN l*rna uKHa, are Ju»t tabal a knrw nee.la »h>it lu bad cotolliMiu I'iwIi', Mood |o«riller and yeruiiluge l lre>' ate nut food but m.-d It Hie and (he beet lu ue« lu pill a botae ! ta iMiutf t..ud.u»«. I'nvttik'i taalr |>e» pa U|r > or tale by Ihbhdtkl Blti'r, KUTII ti. I he khmwaaiaua Fisher & Benschoter, Real Estate Agents, LOUP CITY. NEBRASKA. Town Lots, Wild, Cultivated and Irrigated LANDS FOR SALK.