JAguinaldO. the Phllllplne Insurgent »der, is only 27 years old. His par «ut* were very poor, but managed to h give| their sun a good education. Wfjenhe Joined tlie socialist Katl l puna pome years ago It was resolved to atrest him, but he shot the officer with the task and converted lldlers. That was the beginning IM servant girl isn a Birmingham ^family was taken to task for over ^ sleeping herself. "Well, ma'am," she wtlA. T sleep very slow, and so it Bie a long while to get me pisick) lHaiiwciil ^k Many persons have their good Bta day and their had day. Others ^B arc about half sick all the time. B They have headache, backache, ■ snd are restless arid nervous. 2 Food docs not taste good, and ■ 4 B the digestion is poor; the skin JHL is dry and sallow and disfigured With pimples or eruptions; sleep brings no rest and work is a burden. What is the cause of all this? Impure blood. •^B And the remedy? m Hr iBISr w ■ | It clears out the channels bR fhrougli which poisons are ^B tarried from the body. When ^B til Impurities are removed from (S (be blood nature takes right hold bbS •od completes the cure. ^B If there is constipation, take B Ayer’s Pills. They awaken the B | drowsy action of the liver; they 2 cure biliousness. *j RMIs to our Doctor. I W» h*»* tb<> airiuelv* lorTlrn# of S' soma of Iba naoat avliiant pliv»i«-i»i.« tn B E Iba tlutlaU Stalaf Wrlia f ra«HT all lha M ■bHl' olata In join eaaa Van will la ^B ft- caloa a prone*reply. without < «•» ^B I , Adrfrana. Kll. J. C AYKR. W3 Dr. Parker, an eminent English physician, advises sufferers from neu Kfnlgla not to drink tea, but to partake freely of coffee into which the Juice of a Jrmon has been squeezed. JITS r#rta*"«»tl|r* or* o. I»o*t« »r rei dev • n>a of I>» klm«i <»*••* N#nd IdU'trst mm t«Mi ♦ »* vhv.k i*i%\ |>* R H kUM Ltal .•:«» Ai«n hi. P»U*l«tpM«. ** No man Is so ignorant Hint he cm doesn't know what be would do If he were In your place. jb Use Diamond “C” Snap and get a \ full gilt mantel clock for nothing. Other valuable prizes also. "What Is the difference between your teas?” Clerk—In those of the first quality some bad tea is mixed with the good, and in those of the second quality some good is mixed with the bad.”—Flierende Blatter. The less Important a man Is the more badges he puts on his coat. ! ifWk H j TIE EXCELLENCE OF SYBLP OF HOS indue not only to the originality and simplicity of the combination, but also to the care and skill with which it ia manufactured hy scientific processes known to the Cai.iroNNia Fin Svhi i* C'o. only, and we wish to Impress upon all the importance of purchasing the true and original remedy. As the genuine Syrup of Figs ia manufactured by tbo t'ai.iroHNit I'm Nvatr to. onlv, a knowledge of that fact will assist one in avoiding lire worthless imitations manufactured by other par ties. The high standing of the Cut- i roHNia Flu St mi r Co. with the medi cal profession. aner Intxnileiil from Death. The authorities of the Houston ana Texas Central railroad are consider ing how best to show their apprecia tion of the coolness shown by Mice Mae Mosse in a recent wreck on their line at Chambers creek. A trestle gave way at that point and a portion of the train plunged Into the water. Super intendent Daffan of the mud was iu the car with Miss Mosse and both were precipitated Into the abyss. Mr. Daffan was at once pinned down to the floor by u broken seat. Wutrr was pouring into the car and the sufteriutendeui would certainly have been drowned but for aaulstanca given him by Miss Mosse, The girl was the only passen ger who kept a mol head. Kxerting all her strength, standing meanwhile waist deep In water, she managed to release Daffan to such an extent that he was able to sit upright Kven then the water was up to his chin, hut rose no farther, and so he escaped with life, though badly injured Mlwt Moase. seeing him in romitatalive safely, went to the assistance of other* and render rd invaluable aid to a number of suf ferer*. Mtsa Mease live# in Denison, la not quite IB year* of age and was on her wav to lake up her siudtew nl ihe Austin university when the met dent happened XriMml UIXetMfs Johnny "l*n some of the • unou* people tuund here they call 'odd' and tom* of the other* 'tu*Btrk ' VI hat la the differente’ i\« VI hen a mat la **14 In he eccentric he uaonlly ha* mote u» lets Bit'll* i li ken he It poet a nou i* •imply odd*' Mts'itn I ran* i cript VI fey potnilea* mate >atieu al • a** bore >h« qubkeat? "It Is all very nice to inculcate re spei for gray hairs," said the Comfed Philosopher, "but I think a llti.e rev erence for bald heads ought to he in stilled also."—Indianapolis Journal. It is W, I). iiowt!!i who says: 'Society Is Interested in a man's future, not his past, ns it Is interested In a woman’s past, not her future." Salan invariably smiles when a woman falls In love with the wrong man. The choice of a birthplace Is of less Importance than Ihe choice of parents, A handy device for banging clothes Is formed of a ring to he screwed to the top of a post to support a number of arms, which are dropped Into a hole In the end of the post when not In use. A Missouri woman has designed an Ice creeper to slip on Ihe sole of thi shoe, a steel plale, with curved ends, to grip the edges of the sole having teeth to engage the Ice as the wearer walks. A handy cup for eggs boiled In the shell has slots near the edge for the Insertion of a table knife to remove Ihe lop of ihe shell, the cup having a removable lining to us to hold eggs of different sizes. For use in curling Ihe balr a newly designed Instrument has the endu of the tongs flattened, to be heated and press the hair after It baa been dam pened and wound on curl papers or crimping pins. The skin can be quickly removed from potatoes by a new cleaner formed of a tubular net of sharp cords huvlng a number of knots on the Inner surface, the tubers being placed in the net and shaken rapidly. An Australian has designed a new diving dress In which steel rings ure woven Into the cloth or sewed be tween two thicknesses, for the purpose of resisting the pressure of the water at great depths. Tobacco pipes ran be thoroughly cleaned by n new device constating of u pump to he attached to the howl of the pipe to draw water lu through the stem and forcibly discharge it to dls- i lodge the Impurities. •Shoe laces are to be made with a core of hemp or oilier strong cord Inclosed In a loosely-woven casing, the core e* lending into a tongue of colled w ire or soft brass at either end, thus forming a string which will not wear out easily. For complete list of prizes given free | to users of Diamond "C" Hoap write Cudahy Packing Co.. Bo. Omaha, Neb. It's difficult to convince a schoolboy that history repeats Itself. Florida. Are yon going to Florida? Do you want rates, maps, routes, time-cards and full information? If so. address H. W. Sparks, 334 Clark street, Chi cago. I knew an Ignoramus who pro nounced Psyche ••flsh.” !!«' IUt. SK I It AUVOI.O'S COCOII Klt.I.F.tt ft) my family for £1 year*. Mn. A. mu liaocik, MiuueapoiU, Miuu. if* a tattle. If the hearth I. untidy the room is untidy. 'IVie hlghr It mountain Is Mount Everest, In Thibet, 30,002 feet, or !»% miles. Try taking cod liver oil In tomato catsup if you want to make it palaia Lie. Try a allk handkerchief over the face when obliged to go againei « piercing wind. Try a cloth wrurg out of cold water, put about the neck at night, for * Hore throat. Try walking with your hands brhlnJ 1 you If you find yourself becoming bent forwurd. Try breathing the fume* of turpen tine or carbolic add to relieve whoop In* cough. tvny does poinnew conversation al ways bore the quickest? Why can't truth be raised from the bottom of the well with a windlass’ Why is football called play, and shoveling coal considered bard work? Why docs the Joke we think of Just before going to sleep depart never t» return? Why does a woman always turn her back to her companion when «bo opens her purse? Why doesn’t some enterprising man ager put a realistic war opera on the ■tage with rival comedians In It’ AN AFFAIR & NATION ( It has been said of Americans that they are “a nation of dyspeptics" and it is true t that few arc entirely free from disorders of the digestive tract, Indigestion. Dyspepsia, Stomach and Bowel trouble, or Constipation. < Tne treatment of these diseases with cathartic medicines too often ad- < 1 gravates the trouble. ° ' the. logical treatment , is the use of a remedy that will build up ’ the system, thereby enabling the various i organs to act as Nature intended they should.(j Such a remedy is found in Or Williams Pink 1 Pills Vor Pale People s here is the proof* In Detroit there nrr few aoldirr* more popular and efficient than Mai R Davie*, flrat aergraut of Co li Ilia Home In at 416 Third Avenue, Por four year* hr va* a lxxikkre|ier with the wholeoale drug houar of larrand, Williama tt Clark, and hr aava "I have charged up many llumaund y order* for Dr. William*' I’ink Pilla for Pair People, bill never knew their worth lint it I Hard them lor the < ure of chronic dyaprpain lor two vein# I antlered and doctored lor that aggravating Double but coaiil ou'y b* helprd temporarily. L "I lltiuk dyaprpain I* one of the moat alubhorn of ailmrnla, and there 1 la ar'arcely a deck or odi e man but wliat la more or Iran a victim, Some dava I could rut anything, while nt other tiroea I would lie atarviug. Tlo ae dialrmaeil paint would force me to <| 1111 work 1 have trie.) many G trealnieula and remedb-a hut they would lu lp only for a lime. A friend Induced mr lo tiy Ur. William*' Pink I'llla lor Pale People, and aflei tak ing a lew duaea I found much relief and alter ualug aevrral hoara 1 waa cured. 1 know thr*r pilla will cur* dya|x-|iaia of ila worat lorm and I aia P pleaaed to iccommeud them.”—OH ref/ [Mkh )J*utual V Tnc genuine package always bears the Lil name At all druggists ct sent postpaid on receipt of piut,S0*C per bo*, by the Dr.vtilli&ms Medicine Co, Schenectady,N V 1 Mr*. Theodore Roosevelt Is one of the few wives of political notabilities who shares her husband's enjoyment of cartoons. Mrs. Thomas Hiatt has said that she sometimes fears to open a paper. Ho, too, Mrs. Russel Huge. But Mrs. Roosevelt has made quite a collection of the multitudinous repre sentations of the Rough Rider. While there’s life there’* floap Dia mond "C” Hoap. There should he one Mary In every family. Joe’s (tougli manm '<■ ihr nl.'a»f unit l*»i. II will hr*»k rp nrolrl nuU'krr i lb*u mi;'bins cine. 'l la «lwif> reliable. Trr k. David I.Inton, who Is said to he the j richest nian in Ohio. Is the son of a | noor Irishman, who Intended his l.oy ! for a blacksmith. It Is easy to appear amiable If one has a sweet voice. >< j Oiirvrv isrvnnr~iffairT|_ghaX\i^>af>_rknfiarx/‘V^g~>>~"Wiii 1 MEN at WORK are ACCIDENTAL HURT I OR ON always oll ! PLEASURE BENT PHYSICAL STRAIN. LQV I A A An A All i» a good ti tend In such Ole JMIlUDO UIL timet of needj it cures surely. •'IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SUCCEED/” TRY SAPOLIO CATARRH CURED ££» Live* of tuffeilng tud misery fmu thla repiilklro dloeako lurood intu health and bappl n«sk through ibo uao of Richard’s catarrh Expeilant. After veers of special study And practice to diseases of the Mucus Membrane. ami espe cially of catarrh Ml troubles, w»* luo* ut 1mm developed a treatment ih«t will pnsltlvtdv and (nr in an • ut ly curs t aiarrhal Olsease* In whatever form they may I** Aft*** fully demon strating the merits of lIds treatment In a private practice of over five veers, aiiii ... fullv fleet mg end «* ti r 1 vim I he most otisllnnle rases, m I liallenge the H nr Id for a rase of Oatairh or < atuihul Ihsrase our CATARRH EXPELLANT »M n«l I’lilt Deafness. resulting fr mi t'a'srrh. nulckly cured I on of sense of *«aietl and I aste quickly restored. All repuUlve symptom* peculiar to* starrhal trouhlet. us font hreath nasal dischargee Hacking. < ongoing. an«l "pining. relieved at once. t aiarrltel %l?ectM*«va of Mtouiiu h. Liver or hldueyt, cans i f Indigestion. Nl«k hiouiaeE. Nsuos. U rdkiiro. Depression. I oss of AinMlIoii and litergv. 41 e «|iilcLly cured Moat of the weaktinea of men and women I* caused hy i'alarthal diseases The poisonous dU- ha rites find llielr way to the stomach uml Into the bh*»4, ami dlslrthuied lhr* ugloul the eot iIhjp for i^kitmontnu aud luklrui ll«« p«p«r uu lit. •• Iim-.w. »(U Mkr. AiltiswM >M* C. H. RICHARDS CO.. OMAHA *' 1 HHAIHA. In ibe reign of ICdward III all the brewer* mid linkers were women, and when men flint began to engage In these occupation* it wh* ibought *;> strange that they were culled men brewer* Htid men bakers, T'» t’l lt.; A tui.ll IS USE DAY Take l.iisutlvo Hromo Quinine Tablet*, All UrugirUt* refund the mniu» If It full* to cure. Jin. Thu Kdiuliie line I.. it *J. • >■> each tablet. When men and razors are snapped they always become Mharpcr. Mrs. Wmiios'D wonttjtng njrrup F*»r •htltl' rn l#ftlitri|r wiftidie tlie K'ini«.ir«Jil* te-lnfam i/itf lion, ftllAjn fmni, tsuir* wind‘toll-. ^ c«iit*s ►nyt Mdnu Your faace seems lamlliar. Jellaby II I* Had it rime 1 wan a baby. Tld-lllt*. A Berliner claim* to have dlacovered a paper und au ink that will rc*lrt the effect of fire. W. N. U. OMAHA. No. 49-1868 kheo Ansueriiwj Advertisement* Hindijr Meat loo This Taper. 1,000 NEWSPAPERS Aru now iihlnu our International Type-High Plates Sawed to LABOR-SAVING LEXGTHS. They will Mive time In your comiwalriB room nx llioy tan bo bandied even quicker than typo. Niiexi r« elm rye U made for lnq plates to khort lnni;tbk. eend h trial order to t:>i» office und bo convinced. WESTERN NEWSPAPER UNION, OMAHA, NSB. Or. Kay's Lung Bairn Whoiiliii) Inv Mtardi fa si, your Kioi-i'i for “MAGNETIC,” IIchI cold «liter Htnrdi muil*. A Nchrnwkn Product. Santa Clara Manufacturing Co.. Ouialiu, kul/r. FAIRBANKS SCALES aas Dr. Key b Ksnosator, 8V!K*i»SaP m« eowatlpallou. liver and klduc 1 eilllM •• ill or |Mttai*i*t.«4B N«M h| l>rM||Ui« W. R. ROBERTS, f®f f**r» ' •*»* * ®f n*« * > (*cu* liaak vf Omaha, wd mdaltr ami vary fatotahj km*aa ta Omaha iai luaa, • rIMu* Mu i I&W "About Si yaara ago I wao tr-iutdao « ih oat ««>im DYSPEPSIA fold loot an® I a"Ja lank of nitviiiattaM, Uom of Ink, at, 1 ai*|A IMXU.J aatl «aa ta a Uhriltll ,omJltluu 1 took Dr. Kay’s Renovator | • ad found il ta ho tba Imat raaaaJt I aaar uaad. I took a,< othor modi • aa aad ta a abort tiu,a 1 ga uad aw >i« I havo, * u, o taking ita Itoaovat tf, at a woll, a aid a all, aad aw fr*a f^au ,„,d baada and faat, a>i (itiiatiwa ta goutl im tka ouhoaontwa m# matt*at a *t iaatlag." % I hit* IU«. .. t'lt'Hi'i »> m«I in I- l.t. .u4 | a* • Na P 1*0 Ml toot Ml MWI't»ll (M >t Itt 40 Otwol ll ■» M ilttlMtil N>IH*I 4*4 104 toot 40. * W4‘« *4 Us, lil I hoi I ,1 Oil. <141.. ,• I lit > 0«0 tooa liaa uu m%* •»>■* aa awid oo* taa* p ho •»« p ,»» *•* o»»taot mu, aa • 44.4 Ml too. M ho 144 >4M4 In a i I,II MlttKl I a Uouta Now