Terhaps if Brooklyn would put Its trolley wires under ground the pas sengers would not be put underground quite eo numerously. Nfw Train Service via THE PORT ARTHUR ROUTE. Omaha to Quincy, Omaha to Kansas City, Omaha to St. Louis. Trains ar rive and depart Union Station, Omaha. Many cheap rates during the Fall months. Ask your nearest ticket agent, or write Harry E. Moores, C. P. & T. A. 1415 Farnam st„ (Paxton Hotel Block) Omaha, Neb. Don't blame the smoking lamp if it suits the indolent owner. No-To-llac for Fifty Cents. Gunrant-'ed tobacco habit cure. makes weal< men strouj, olood puce. ftOr . $1. All druggists. Samuel Johnson: "Men of the pen have seldom any great skill in con quering kingdoms, but they have strong inclination to give advice.” Sure Gas re fas’ GoMe When the children get their feet wet and take cold give them a hot foot bath, a bowl of hot drink, a dose or Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral, and put them to bed. The chances arc they will be all right in the morning. Con tinue the Cherry Pectoral a few days, until all cough has dis ared. d coughs arc also cured; we mean the coughs of bron chitis, weak throats and irritable lungs. Even the hard coughs of consumption are always made easy and frequently cured J u.. .V. i .... . j; , 4 < Cherry : Pectoral1 Every doctor knows that wild cherry bark is the best remedy known to medical science for soothing and healing inflamed throats and lungs. Put ono of Dr. Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral Plasters over your lungs The Best Medical Advice Free I We now have some of the most emi nent physicians in the United State*. Unusual opportunities and long experi ence eminently fit them for giving you medical advice. Write freely all the particulars in your cate. Address, Dr. J. C AYER. J Lowell, Mass. J CONSTIPATION “1 have gono 14 dny at a time without a novcmeat of the bowels, out being able to move them except by using hot water Injections. Chronic constipation for seven years placed me In tins terrible condition; during that time I did ev erything I beard of but never found any relief; such was my case until I began using CABCAHETS, I now have from one to three passages a day, and If 1 was rich I would give I1UO.UO for each movement; It Is such a relief.'' A vi.mkk L HI'nt. 1889 Husseli Bt.. Detroit, Allah m cathartic ^ TRAD* MARK BMiatlRfO Pleasant, Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. T)o Good, Never Sicken, Weaken, or Gripe, 10c, 2uc. Mlo. ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... ■Grilse Kenedy Company, ChlCMO. Bo.trail, New fork. 3S» SUCKER WILL KEEP YOU DRY. Don't be fooled with a mackintosh or rubber coat. If youwantacoat that will keep you dry In the hard est storm buy the Fish Urand Slicker. If not for sale in your town, write for catalogue to A. J. TOWER. Boston, Mass, AUTOMATIC GRIP NECK YOKE AN ACCIDENT AND LIFE PRESERVER. t»reaiesi >ecK iokc ever in vented. combining strength' L durability and safety. Hand-ft S'-mel.y painted. Will not allow M tongue to drop If traces become N loose. No rattle. PRICES. PlHln. unnlckeled.$1.00 Nickel Loops and Acorn Heads. 1.50 Nickel Center*. i.k5 Nickel Tips and Centers.... 1.7ft Center*, without Yoke.6ft Farm Wagon Grin King.65 Made In three •Ilea, to lit pole tips \\i to ltf- Send for fbxk Illustrated clreular. Liberal Terms to Agents- Address, AUTOMATIC GRIP NECK YOKE CO. 81 Harding Street, Indianapolis, Ind. CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. Q |m Heat Gough 8ynip. Ta*testtiuKl. Use Q IT'S ODD ABOUT CEESC. They Can't Stand a K;iti:*:orm When Thltaty. "Geese are peculiar,'' said an oic poultry salesman in Manhattan mar ket. "Put them out in a rainstorm when they have a good thirst on, and they are liable to die. About ten years ago I was engaged by a firm to go out through the west to buy live geese and ehikens. I bought about ten carloads, put them in crates, and start ed east. The geese were in the crates nearest the floor of the open car-, that’s the regular way to slap them— and on top of them were piled tho chicken crates. We got about ten miles from St. Joseph, Mo., when the load on one of the cars sagged, arid the whole pile of crates were spilled on the side of the track. In piling the crates on again the geese were piled on top. I knew I was taking chances, because a rainstorm meant death to the geese, but tnere didn’t seem to bo any storm in sight, and I thought we could make St. Joseph and shift the load there. The train had only gone a short distance when a dorm came up so suddenly that the rain was fall ing almost as soon as the clouds wtjre noticed. The geese had been without water for some hours, and the moment they felt the rain they were stretch ing their necks through the openings between the slats and holding thOiT bills open to catch the drops. Well, I got an old coat and laid it over as many of the crates as it would cover, so an to save as many as possible. Then I got a switch and tried to force the others to keep their heads Inside the crates. They didn’t mind the switch very much, and I had to give each one four or five good hits before it would pull in its head, and when 1 started on a new head the old one would pop out again. When we got into St. Joseph it was still raining, and every goose in the crates, with the exception of those under the coat, was dead.”—New York Sun. "AIRQUAKE” IN ITALY. tlaiiy IVrsntM llutle Ilomeleittt 111 til© Town of llletl. The earthquake that took place in the I’mbian town of Rieti on the Ve lino, in Italy, the other day was ac companied by a phenomenon of which the first meager account of the shock gave no mention. According to a cor-, respondent of the Osservatore Romano it was not an earthquake but an “air quake.’ The air shook or vibrated like a violently agitated liquid; great rents were made in tall buildings and tow ers, and no shifting of the street pave ment was noticed. From the bishop down to the beggar, all seemed fright ened. It is said that many felt the air vibrations and were thrown to the ground, while others were almost suffo cated. A dense black cloud hung over the town while the phenomenon was passing. The church steeples, the sav ing bank, the theater and no fewer than six palaces were more or less wrecked, as well as eighty or one hun dred dwellings. Five hundred tents have been sent to the place by the government. The people, in the mean time, are living in hastily built huts and in the half ruined postoffice ami churches. Soldiers have been sent from Rome to the scene of the disaster, and they, with the students, are busy policing the ruins and trying to save some of the household goods. King Humbert has sent 35,000 francs from his private purse to relieve the first necessities of the people. At the time of the catastrophe a slight earthquake, like a shudder, was felt in Rome. Even there, too, people say they noticed a peculiar convulsion of the air. Had to Kill. Mack—Dr. I)uer says Higbee's case is the most stubborn he ever treated. Wyld—Well, you know Higbee comes of a long-lived family.—New York V*orld. WORTH KNOWING. The army of Germany boasts eight women colonels. The washing of clothes for the queen's household costs more than $15,000 per annum. At a recent auction in London $280 was paid for four volumes of a visitors’ register kept in Shakespeare’s house at Stratford from 1821 to 1848. In proportion to population Texas has furnished more troops for the war than any other state. Texas pays each en listed man $7 a month in addition to his government pay. The natives of some tropical coun tries chew the fibers of green cocoa nuts as a remedy for fever. They con tain much tannic acid, and are reputed as effective as quinine. Napoleon’s cabbage palm at Long wood has been blown down. It was the last tree of its kind on the Island of St. Helena, and the species ha3 not been found elsewhere. Public drinking troughs for horses are condemned by the ex-president of the Royal College of Veterinary Sur geons, on the ground that they propa gate certain diseases peculiar to horses. There is one Christian minister for every 900 inhabitants in Great Britain, one in every 114,000 in Japan, one in 165,000 in India, one in 222,000 in Af rica, and one in 437,000 in the Chinese empire. A traveler tells of treasure chambers in Bagdad that rival the tales of the “Arabian Nights.” Among the multi millionaires are the Sassoons, whose banking firm exercises the functions of a great power throughout Asia. In noting that it is the purpose of the navy department In the construc tion of the new ships to minimize the woodwork, the Boston Transcript sug gests that a trifle less woodwork in the •war department might also be tried with good results. THE RUSH FOR COLD. i’/um tin Times. Ulufs, III. The rush i f gold seekers to the Klondike in •itigs thrilling memories to the •■forty uiners" still alive, of the time when thev girdled the eontineut or faced the terror's of the great American desert on the journey to the land of gold. These pioneers te:l some experiences w hich should be heeded by gold seekirs today. Constant exposure and faulty diet killed large numbers, while nearly cli the survivors were afflicted with _ /I IK An co mat.** of them with rli e ii tu a tism. Such a sufferer wnsAdainYon K u n d y, who now 1 esides nt Bluffs, III., where he has teen justice of the ponce and was the first president of the board of , trustees. In a ^recent Inter ^ view he said : > ‘ ' had been — _ n sufferer of l‘A Forty-niner." rheumatism for a n uni tier of years and the pain at times was very intense. I tried nil the proprie tnry medicines I could think or hear of, but received no relief. "1 finally pieced case with seven! ! physicians and doctored with them for some time, hut they failed to do me any | good. l''iually, with my hopes of relief nearly exhausted, I read an article regard ing Dr. Williams’ l’ink Pills tor Pule Peo ple. which induced me to try them. 1 wns anxious to get rid of the terri’ le disease, and bought two boxes of thepills. I began using them about March, 1M>7. After 1 had taken two boxes I was completely cured, and the pain has never returned. I think it is the best medicine I have ever tnkeu. and am willing at any time to sign my name to any testimony setting forth its good merits.’’ (Signed) Aoam Yangi-Ndy. Subscribed and sworn to before me, this 20th day of September, lh97. Piunki.in C. Ft XK, Aotnry rubtie. Mr. Yaugumly’s statement ought to ho regarded ns a criterion of tlie good merits of these pills, and what better proof eould n person want than the nlsjve facts. These pills stand unrivalled as a tonic for the blood. Don't hang yottr head if you are . guilty. That is what the sheriff’s paid for. Don't Tobacco Spit ann «mtrvs Taur Lite Away. To quit tobacco < isily amt fcievcr. b ■ mae itetic. fit I of life, m rve uud vigor, lake Nc-To Hu-. the wo::iicr-w( rkcr. that makes weak tneo strong. Ah druggitts. 60c or 8l. Cure puaran te< d Booklet and sample free. Address Sterling Remedy Co . < 'hieago or .New York. But few wives who drive their hus bands to drink have to use whips. Miscellaneous Wo wish to call our friends’ atten tion to the advertisement in this paper of the Western Mercantile Co. of Omaha, Neb. This firm was recently established, and will sell all kinds of farm implements, wagons, vehicles of all kinds, harness, binding twine, etc., etc., at wholesale prices direct to con sumers. This is t.ie only house of the kind In the west, and as they carry a large stock at Omaha, it means a gieat saving for the farmers of this western | country. They deliver all goods free on hoard cars at Omaha, which saves the excessive local rates from the east. They are prepared to furnish goods now, and we recommend them to you. You can get catalogue and prices free upon application. Address The West ern Mercantile Co., 1013-1015 Leaven worth St., Omaha. The vineyards of Italy cover nearly 8,000,000 acres. rtdacatc Your Motvem With Cawaret*. Candy Cathar'ic cure constipation fnrevf". I(fc. U C C C. fad. druggists refund money. Elimination. “Say, what would you do if you had a skeleton in your closet?” "The best thing to do is to make no bones of it.” —Indianapolis Journal. Jealousy. Canny Scot—"Yours is a poor coun try.” Paddy—“Well, we can afford to wear breeches, anyhow!”—Tit-Bits. The American Monthly Review of Reviews for September presents the usual timely features that we have come to expect from this magazine. The various events connected writh j the end of the war with Spain are fully discussed by the editor, while the Porto Rican campaign, from start to finish, is described by John A. Church, formerly of the Army and Navy Journal. The cost of the war and the financial provisions for meet ing it are ably summed tip by Charies A. Conant, an experienced financial writer. Henry MacParland, a Wash ington journalist, contributes a char acter sketch of William R. Day. the Secretary of State, which is of special interest at this time because of Judge Day’s appointment as leading member of the American peace commission. Prof. Dean C. Worcester, of the Uni versity of Michigan, will contribute to the September Century a paper based on personal experience, entitled ‘The Malay Pirates of the Philippines” and illustrated from photographs tak en by the writer. "Alone in Porto Rico.” will be narrated by him in the same number, which win also contain the first of several articles on "Life and Society In Old Cuba,” from the journals of the late Jonathan S. Jenk ins, written in 1859, but dealing with many topics now in tlie public consid eration, such as yellow fever, coffee planting, etc. Don’t work too hard in trying to avoid hard work. Official r< ports show that the rich gold prospects found In Alaska cover an area of 100,000 square miles, being 150 milts wide by GOO miles lon^. T!»«* <*rowtli of SoriitlUfii' The growth of socialism is due to the standing armies of the world in j which men are often made to enlist, and thus become dis-ontcnted. The growth of a stronger race is due to llostetter’s Stomach Bitters, which is the best medicine for eostiveness, dys pepsia. fever, ague and all nervous troubles. Try one bottle. Folliere : "A lover tries to stand well with the pet clog of the house.” Beauty I* Blood Beep. Clean blood means n clean shin. No beauty without it. Cuscarcts.l nndy Cat hur tle cleans your ti ood and keeps it dean, by stirring up the lazy liver and driving all im purities from the body. Begin today to banish pimples, boils, blotches.blackheads, mid that sickly bilious complexion by taking Cnscurets, beauty for ten cents. All drug gist-, satisfaction guaranteed, 10c,20c, QOc. When a man finds ho can't be cured he generally gets well insured. Chats With Mothers CUBES GUARANTEED. Hook mailed free upon re pie-t. 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Fblfolel9M*s F* Some women speak much to a man’' heart and hut little to his mind. Coft'M Coni'll 11-iIhiiiii T* tho oldest and best. It will brink u;> a cold quicker than anything ciac. it 1* alwny> ld'nblo. Try 1U Poets are born—therefore their an cestors should be held responsible. 1ImU*h Cr.tarrh Cure Is a constitutional cure. Price, 75a An ignorant wise man is less dan gerous than an educated fool. T.Ira. tiinaiow* ^nothing syrup For rhildr«*n teething.soften* the gum* ivtiurei*Inflam mation, allay* |>aiu, cure* wind colic. 1* centra bottle. It's harder to save a penny than it Is to earn it. lotvu Patent Office Keport. The president has appointed as com missioners to revise tne laws relating to patents, trade-marks, commercial names, etc., the Hou. P. S. Grosscup, U. S. district judge of northern Illi nois; Hon. Francis Forbes of New York, and Hon. A. P. Greeley, assist ant commissioner of patents. A Canada patent has been issued to M. Kehoe of Cushing, Iowa, for the eveuer for two-horse vehicles, for which we secured a United States pat ent for him as heretofore noticed la our reports. • Among the applications prepared by us for United States patents and al lowed are the following: McCawley and GabrioR scale beam attachment (made in Des Moines), for retaining a plurality of adjustible weights in convenient position for use on the beam to add and register weights of different objects placed on the scales in succession. For Knee and Robin son (of Humboldt. Ia.), an eight-horse evener for hitching two teams of four horses each so that one team will he in advance of the other and the draft force of nil the horses in drawing a load. Mr. Knee has assigned his entire interest to S. Sanders of Fort Dodge. For W. F. Cooks (of Des Moines) brick kiln that Is in successful use to sav^ cost of construction, economize fuel and to circulate products of combus tion as required to burn all the brick uniformly hard. Consultation and advice by letter or in person, free. THOMAS G. ORWIG & CO.. Solicitors of Patents. Des Moines, Iowa, Sept. 15, 1898. What can't be cured should be well insured. Io Cure euasunsnon Vorever, Take ('ascii rets Candy Cathartic tOc or Site iC.CC. fall * < ere. dniwriMt. ref'ind most,/. Don't forget that as instructors ac tions are superior to words. rise's Cure for Consumption has saved me large do-tor bills—C I., baker, 4'£}9 Re gent Bq.. Phi ndelphia. i’a., 1 >e<. 9, 1995. Professor Wilson, a leading light of the Edinburg University, recently wrote on the blackboard in his lab oratory: ‘‘Professor Wilson Informs his students that he has this tlay been appointed honorary physician to the Queen.” In the course of the morning he had occasion to leave the room and on returning found that a student had added to the announcement the words: "God Save the Queen.” FROM FACTORY TO USER DIRECT. "C make fine burreys. Buggies, Phaetons nml K« ad Wagons. rii. Our goods have been favorably known to the trade for year*. * nmlT AV e now S' II direct u the u^r at Whsln.le Price*. The shrewd iIJT wJLt lluTS.* buyer prefers to deal with the factory. io» 1 ** 11111 wu w..rk at less price than agents ask for low grade vehicles. We ship anywhere subject to examination, wi uklivfh on board cars Kansas city, Mu., or t.nshrn’ i Ind.. a* may suit purchaser. Send for catalogue with pric es plainly printed.’ 1 IT’K FMKk. U rite today. We sell Sewing Machines and the oohiikv BItYtLK as f well. All at Whole**!# Price*. a LI, GOOD. No matter where you live, you are not too far away to do business with us and save monev. Address. KDVV A ICI> W. WALK KR ( AKKI At.l, CO.. GOMIf KN. INDIANA. “A FAIR FACE MAY PROVE A FOUL BAR GAIN.” MARRY A PLAIN GIRL IF SHE USES SAPOLIO MBS. PINKHAM's WABNING TO WOMEN. Neglect i3 tho Forerunner of Misery rend Buffering—A Grateful Hus band Writes cf His Wife’s Recovery. Nearly til the ill ''cnlth of women is traceable to some derangement of the feminine orgeua. These derangements do not cure themselves, and neglect of the sensations resulting from them is only putting oil trouble. Pathetic stories are constantly coming to Mrs. Pinkham of women whose neglect has resulted it* serious heart trouble and a whole train of woes. acre is tne story or a woman who was helped by Mrs. Pinkham after other treatment failed: r>i:AJt Mits. Pinkham:—It affords me very [ great pleasure to he able to state that 1 believo r my w ife owes her health to your medicina and good advice. For three years lier health failed rapidly; she had heart tron v j ble. often falling down in dizzy arid i.m.mij: Duurim vi ui im’ulfi; f choking and smothering apt 11s, bloaN iug of the stomach, a dry cough, dys peptic symptoms, menses irreg mar, scanty, ur.u oi on un natural color. She had been treated by physicians with but little benefit. She has taken your treatment according to your directions, and is better in every way. 1 am well pleased >with the result of your treatment, and give yon permission to use my letter for the benefit of others.— C Vfop-^ Fort Meyer, Va. n't The healing and strongtheningpowcr of Lvdia ^ E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound for all fe male ills is so well established that it needs no argument. For over twenty years it has been used by women with results that are truly wonderful. Mrs. Pinkham invites all women who are puzzled about their health to writ© to her at Lynn, Mass., for advice. All such correspondence is seen by women only, and no charge is made. A Million Women Have Been Benefited by Mrs. Pinkham’s Advice and Medicine FARM IMPLEMENTS. FARM WAGONS. BUGGIES AND HARNESS. The Only limine In the Went Selling (iomltt nt Wholesale Prices to Consumers SEND QUICK FOR FREE CATALOGUE. AdilPfM WESTERN MERCANTILE CO., To the Rescue. 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