Nebraska Newspapers

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Spalled HI* Calrulatloa*.
"•Don’t you like the room I gave
you?’ saitl the hotel clerk to tho
drummer from Cincinnati.
••Yes, the room’s all right. What
made you ask? Do I look worried?"
••To be frank, you da"
• Well, I am feeling rather uncom
fortable. You see I curac ovor on the
S. 1- O. ami W. road."
••Got in late, I suppose."
••No. wc got in on time, and now I
have about two and ono-half hours
on my hands that I don’t know what
to do with.”—\\ ashing ion Star.
Hi* Wanted lo Know.
A little boy whore exporienoe with
elevators has been a very limited
one was brought into the city a few
days ago by his mamma, and iu tho
course of t wo or three hours' shop
ping the little fellow was taken up
and down in different stores a good
many times.
Finally tho two went in an office
building, took chairs >a a rather
tmail room and waited.
••Where nro wo now, mamma?"
asked tho hoy.
••In I'neln Hob's office.”
He glanced around the rather con
tracted quarters and then asked:
••When docs it go up?" — Texas
Liftings. _ _
Sliabs Into lour Shorn.
Allen's Foot-liaao, a powder for the
feet. It cures painful, swollen, smart
ing feet and Instantly takes the sting
out of corns and bunions. It Is ths
greatest comfort discovery of the age.
Allen's Foot-Kane makes tight-fitting
or new shoes feel easy. It Is a certain
cure for swcutlng, callous and hot,
tired, aching feet. Try It to-day. Sold
by all druggists and shoe stores. By
mall for 2.r>c In stamps. Trial package
FKKK. Address Allen S. Olmsted, La
Boy, N. Y.
1 lie lJlni»#?r-Hou«\
In the fourteenth century the king
o' France dined at K a. in . and re
tired to rest at K p. in. In tho tlmo
4>l I'hilip the Good an old verse said,
••Hise at A, dine at If, sup at A, go to
Led at ft, and thou shall live to be
| iilnety-and nine ” In the reigns of
Henry IV. and Louie XIV. the din
f ner-hour wus II a. in. I»uis XV.
; changed the dinner-hour to i o’clock.
; Two o'clock remained the usual din
ner-hour In France un to tho tlmo of
the revolution, after which ti o'clock
: became the fashionable time. In
England the upper class breakfasted
at t in the reign of Henry VIIT., and
dined at 10 a. in. In Elizabeth's
reign the dinner-hour was 11a m.,
and supper was served about 5
o'clock- In Germany the fashionable
hour for dinner up t » the time of the
French revolution was 12 o’clock;
afterwards it was fixed at 1 o’clock.
There la s Class of I'eople
Wno are Injured by the use of coffee.
Recently there has been placed in all
the grocery stores a new preparation
called GRAIN-O, made of pure grains,
that takes the place of coffee. The
most delicate stoimu.-h receives it with
out distress, and but few can tell it
from coffee. It does not cost over !«
na much. Children may drink It with
great benefit. 15 cents and 25 cent/
per package. Try it. Ask for
GRAIN-0._ _
A (jaffdion of I«ik.
Massachusetts Is struggling with a
novel question relating to tho durabil
ity of the ink recently furnished the
various state departments. The best
ittU u.'u.a ftintru.' for 1»:11 tho Arti
£ cle furnished in found to ferrajnt in
the inkstand und to evaporate rapidly,
leaving a sediment. One report is
that the ink has b son tampered with
by a disappoint*! 1 Arm of contractors.
The state chemist has been called on
to make an analysis, and the manu
facturers also have employed an an
alyst. so a battle of the experts is t'.ie
next thing in order.
Hall's Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, 75c.
No Interruption* Likrly.
'lired Housekeeper There! The
house is as neat us a new pin at lust..
I um going to take a nap. Try not
to disturb mo with your play, my
pets.
Little Brother—What, shill I do if
any one calls?
Little Sister—No need to bother
about that. No one ever calls when
f things are clean!
—
1 know Hint my life was saved by Poo s
Cure for ( onsnmi tion John A Miller.
Au Kab>, Ml h . Apr! 81. 1*86.
When u man ask* u hundred dollars
for a horse, he expects to get i*.limit
it sixty.
Te Car* Constipation forever.
Taus css, aieia i inrf, Cilhirilc iia vra>
It C C C tall u> cure drinesou r, fuuU uiui.es
Ice water knock* out more people
« than pugilists.
Adirondack Native*.
Natives of the Adirondack region
name all visitors ••sports." Tbe torm
has come down from a time when few
city folk save those in search of game
bravctl the hardships of life in tho
wood*. Now that all sort* of people
visit the Adirondack* for health mid
pleasure, the name stiokr,. and tho
conventional young woman who lives
ir. a luxurious uv.mp and dresse*
three time* a day i «* much a sport
a • tho inveterate hunter, t-ho goes
about in corduroys and leather leg
gings ami sleeps in rough camps.
'too for < at*.
The young man from the city had
been fishing, lie hadn't had much
luck, but it wa* more than he was
used to. and ho looked very jubilant
as he strode into the farmhouse
kitchen with hi* catch.
••Whal’je git'.'" asked hi* host.
••Oh. nothing much. Just a few
catfish. ”
•■Mean thorn?” tho farmer inquired,
pointing with his plpostom.
••Certainly. They’re not very
large. Hut there’* no doubt about
their being catfish.”
••Wal, mebbo they passes fur cat
fish out whur you come from. But
here wo call* them kitten fish.—Den
ver Tribune.
BEAUTY is BLOOD DEEP*
rtRC, tir.AI.THY BLOOD KEAXS BEAL
TIEl I, tOMI'LEXIOX.
Istrstlnnal Mlcrobf. Tolso* lb. B1..S Whrs tb
Buwrls Art tosBtlpslf*. Ortvr Tim 0*1
by Makla* tbr l.lvrr Lively.
“Beauty 1* skin dorp.” That 1* wrong.
Reauty is blood deep.
A person constipated, with a lazy liver,
bilious blood, dyspeptic stomach, has pim
ples and liver spots and a sola leather com
plexion.
No one with a furred tongue, a bad
orrath, a Jaundiced eye, can be tieautiful.no
matter how perfect are form and features.
To be beautiful, to become beautiful, or
remain beautiful, the blood must tie kept
pure and free from Idle, microbes, disease
germs and other impurities.
Casearet Candy Cathartic will do It for
you quickly, surely, naturally. They never
grip nor gripe, but make the liver lively,
prevent sour stomach, kill disease-germs,
tone up the bowels, purify the blood, and
make all things right, as thoy should be.
Then beauty comes of Itself, and to stay.
Huy and try Cascarets today. It's what,
they do, not whnt wo say they do. that will
please you. All druggists, 10c, U6c or 60c,
or mailed for price. Send for booklet and
free sample. Address Hterling Remedy Co.,
Cbicugo, Montreal, Can., or New York.
A Doubtful I ompltfDvnt.
"Benson is ulmost crazy, they say,
my dear. ”•
"What’s the matter?”
"Morbid conscientiousness. Ho
broods over imaginary faults and
groans about all his trifling faults aa
if they were mountuinous.”
"Terrible isn't it? How glad I am,
.John, that you are perfectly sane in
that respect.”
rAKItKl.I.'St KKU STAR KATRACT IS
Tbs lint: All grocers will refund you. money If
you are nut iat!»Bed with It.
large I em-ls With sm ill llraln*.
I)r. Crochley Clnpham. who has
made measurements on 4.0 )0 inmates
of asylums, says that insane heads
are larger on the average than sane
heads, though insane brains are
smaller. According to Dr. Claphum
the form ol the maane hoau ih usu
ally cuneiform or arrowahaped.
with the greatest diameter posterior
i to the central point of the head.
lira. WIiuIow'm ffonthlnir Ijrop
] For children teetlilwr.aoffen* tlictfum*. redurInflam
luation, alluyti pain, curt* wind colic. 26ccnt»a bottla
On* I ool Knough.
Gu* Do Smith went to a masquerade
1 all us a harle |uin. A few day*
afterward an intirmtn friend asked
him for the loan of his harlequin cos
tume, us he, too. wished to attend a
; masquerade ball.
••N'o," replied Gus, “I allow nobody
| to make 11 fool of himself in my cos
tume except myself.’’ Texus Siftings.
Ktlurtt* Voor llowela With Caacarata.
Candy Cathartic, cure conailpatlon forever.
10c. If C. Cl' fall, drum: tat a refund money.
Opposed to Itlunder implication.
Mr. Slimpurec — But why do you
insist that our daughter should
marry a man whom she does not
like? You married for love, didn’t
y ou? Mrs Slitnpurse Yes hut that
1 is no reason why 1 should let out
daughter make tho same blunder —
Sow York Weekly.
If sh k. iinthinK renovate* mi l luvlgur
ales like I>r Kay » Itenovator
In telling a story, don't label it ai
funny liefore you liegin to spin it.
||) Sweetness and Light. %
M) Put a pill i t th« pulpit if pou want practical (|R
<JT preaching for tha physical tnan , than put tha gs.
pill In tha piUorp If it 4«»ea rot praotiaa what It
'V treaches, Thara'a a whole »:oep#l la Aper'e
3 Sugar CoataU Ptlla ; a ** rnapcl i f EWcctuee» ^
V t nil light.* People iuo.1 to value their phpalc, •'*|1
f ly I na they t!4 their religion, bp (ta WliifMia . *$..)
Ja The More litter tha 4one the hotter the ilovtur. Z
y Wa'ti rot ova? that. W .* take “sugar in our*'' v*"’
1‘oa.Hil cr i now-aulara. It a p«.*aiblo to
. < t.
map ha p. a plaaaaat t* ■11. That U tha
go.»p« i wf
Ayer's Cathartic Pills.
n. • •. »«.«*...« i
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iiiim
SI SMITHS SORROW.
H E a never!
vaz two closer I
Iriends than me [
and £1 Smith— j
tber couldn't be.
We waz raised to
gether In the same
firmin’ see Ion, an’
what little lamin’
we had wuz Rat out
o’ the sam-/ books,
in the same dees
i* on the same
in foe we had
under the saute In
norr like brother*
I - uriii cn u ii ■ .... »»I * f i *
than some real brother* are.
In moit ways St wazn’t like other
j boy*. He v. iz so quiet an’ old-farh
! toned like ihit he never eeemefl like
a l-oy at all. an’ no girl >mbl er bin
more gi title an’ lovin’ than kc wa
ne waz Jest one o’ them chaps that
othpr bojs are always pokin fun at
an’ then go to fer advice an’ sympathy
when (hey get In trubble. an one
they’d light f *r quicker’n their own
kin.
Wal, me an’ SI growed up to man
hood Jest as we’d bln in our child
hood the confldln’est o’ friend*; an
our mother* used ter laugh at u* In
that pleased sort o’ way good mother*
hev an’ tell us we’d better get
the dominie to marry us, so as
to make our partnership a lit
tle more Idndln’. We waz al
ways together, when we wazn’t at
work about our fathers’ farms, an’ If
there waz a huskin’ bee, or a spellin’
school, or a slrgln’ class In the dees
trlc’ you’d never find one of us thare
If the ether wasn't.
Of course, bein’ young men, an' pur
ty scrumptious lookin’ ones at that, we
waz mighty pcp'Iat with the girl*
t hares bouts, an’ used ter zee ’em hom
from pray'r meetln’*, an’ slch like; but
nothin’ serious came of It till we got
to courtin’ 'Liza Hawkins, which waz
my sweetheart, an' Hally Turner, which
waz HI’*.
They wer’ the nicest an’ purtlest
girl* you ever set eye* on, though to
he cure J thort 'Liza was the charm
in cst an’ SI bad the same oplnyun o’
Hally, which waz nat’rnl enough, con
siderin’ that a man ought ter think
more cf his own sweetheart than o'
firnie onp else's.
I reckon some folk* would *ay we
waz a little too womanish, hut any
how me an’ SI u*ed ter hev long talk*
about our feelln’s toward* the girl*,
an' the upshot of It waz that. 1 owned
up to 81 that l waz heels over bed In
!< vo with 'Liza an’ he c onfessed to me
that ho waz Jest as deep In love with
Sally. For one whole summer an’
winter we kept on sparkin’ the two
gill*, an’ every day we'd talk It all
over for the hundredth time betwixt
ourselves, wonderin' If they loved u»
in’ If we’d better a*k ’em to marry u*.
an' all that sort of thing; but somehow
neither SI or me had the spunk to pop
the question we were Just dyin’ to hev
settled. I don’t know jest how It waz,
hut though we'd he very brave an’ dc
trrmined when we waz dlscussln* the
matter on the woodpile or In the barn,
at his home or mine, when we’d get to
REMEMBER. 1 LOVE HER.
lookin' In Suilr'a an- Lizas bright
eyes we'd losr cur courage (or our
heads) an' come away as much in
doubt ns ever.
At last, though, while ^eein' Liza
home fumi sing m'-echool one rainy
night, an' while 1 wax holdin' her close
to me to keep her under my timbrel’,
1 screwed my pluck up to the top
notch, an’ »ed somethin'—I never
knotted jest what It wax hut 'Liza un
derail ml what I meant, an' what she
ted to me made me the happiest an'
proudest muti you ever saw In all yer
horn days. Ml seemed almost as glad
as I was. when I told him shout it
next day. an' I was sure he'd take
courts* by my success an' ask Hally
the very next time he went to spark
| her. but ha didn't, lie kept puttin' It
I off, )*•( a« h > .1 been doin' all along,
an' worrvln' an’ frettln' about hie on
derided fate till he artually got pale an'
holler-eyed over It. I kinder think
that tf I hadn't loved him so all-ffred
much. I d got vexed al Hi (or his dtlly
dally.s', hut use day somethin' hap
pened that took all them thtypta out o'
my h*d
I ran sever forget that day or.
r«ib*r thet night, fur It wax late ta the
•veala' when he ram* io the h»u*e an'
• tiled we MU' The mlait I aasr him
I know'd euatatlhin' Had goo* amiss I
bed never seen him !««•* * Ilk- that
afore. Ills l«f was ae white a* •
! sheet an It >»•* made my heart a* he
ter see lhat took « sufferin' as as *u>
In hla deep sunken eyes, i starle t iu
say ec.methin to lag wise what had
happened hut he raised hte hau l uith
, a sort »f ttapainn mutton an' eed tn
a huntee, choked telie
I tout Juak don't rpenh pel let
• awhile' ’
| We walked slowly duwa the lane
sente, id we epenkln'. an’ natiher of
* we iramie t* know wkaie we ext go
‘ In Itimeby we gut •• fat ae Ike
barnyard gate an' stopped an' leaned
on the bars in a sort o' unspoken
misery fer Si's misery made mo mis
erable, too.
"Wal, Josh." sed he after awhile,
without lookin' up, an' speakin’ in a
onnat’rai sort o’ voice, “it's all over!”
"What?" sez I guessin' what he
meant; "has Sally refused yell?”
“Wuss!” sez he, tryin' to force hack
a groan.
"What could be wusser'n that, SI?”
I asked.
“She told me," sed he, Jest above a
w'lsper, "that she Is goln' to marry
Zeb Ward next month. I didn't put
the question to her—It's well I didn't.
She invited me to the weddtn'. It
nigh killed me. Josh!"
“Wal, consarn the ” I began, as
mad as fury at what seemed her flirt
in’ ways, but SI raised his hand an'
slopped me.
"Don't not a word agin her Josh!"
he sed, flarin' up. “Remember, 1 love
her!"
It wasn't In me to hurl, his feelln’s,
an' I asked, consid'ably cooled down;
"Does she know yer feelln's, SI?”
He shook his head. "I didn't tell
lit r I couldn’t. She Jest looked on me
us a friend. I reckon. She must never
know, Josh. It might sp’lle her hap
piness," he sed; an' then neither of us
could find anything to say for a long
time; Jest stood thare, a-lookin’ at the
t.isrs 'way off 'mongst the flyin' clouds
mi' tryin’ for swalier a big lump that
kept rlsln' in our throats. Somehow
Si never had seemed quite so near and
dear to me as lie did In them silent mo
ments o’ niu'ual misery. I edged up
iiijurr uj mm fit ne u» me mi uui
hands got together in a tight, warm
grasp that sed more than all the words
we could hev spoken in a lifetime.
It must hev been mighty nigh mid
night afore we 'eft the barnyard gate,
although we hadn't sed more'n a dozen
words. We JeHt stood there a-holdin'
onto each other's hands an’ tryln’ to
think, but always losln' our reckonin'
In the heavy clouds o' sorrow that
hung ever us.
"Don't take It too much ter heart,
81. Try ter be brave—try ter m»k£
the beet of It!” I sed to him as we
parted. He didn’t answer me. He
tried to, but all of a suddlnt he gave
my hand a powerful wrench and hur
ried away with a pitiful look o’ an
guish on his white face.
I didn't see quite so much o’ Si after
that as afore; Kvery two or three
days, though, he'd come to the house,
an’ It seemed ter me that he always
looked paler an' thinner an’ more de
spairin' every time we met. We didn’t
often speak o' hls sorrow, but we'd sit
sometimes fer hours a-holdin’ hands
an’ lookin' In each other's faces an' un
derslandln' each other's feelln’s bet
ter, I reckon, than if we’d tried ter
put our thots inter words. One day,
after we'd been slttln' in this fashion
fer quite a spell, 81 kinder roused him
self up an' sed:
”8ally an’ Zeb are ter be married ter
morrow.”
"Yes,” sed I, wonderin’ why he’d
spoke of It.
“Goln’. I s’pose?” he added.
"I reckon so,” sed I.
"Then we’ll go together,” sed he, an
a look o' sharpest sufferin' came In
hls pale face, which hurt me more'n I
know how ter tell.
“D’ye think it’s best, 81?” I asked,
as gentle as I could.
"Yes,” he answered, heavin’ a sigh.
"She might think It queer if I staid
away, besides. I’d like to wish her an'
Zeb a happy life."
I didn't say any more. It would hev
done no good, an’ maybe 'twould hev
hurt him If I argued against hls goln';
so the next day me an' Si went to the
Ill lir iiivcitll -uuuot «, JVIU
we had dono In our boyhood days,
whpn we used tor go to Sunday school,
though we never waz so silent an' sad
an' thortfu! In them days. We sat in
the same pew .too, whare we used ter
sit years an' years ago, an' I thort as
I looked now an' then at Si's thin,
white face an droopin' tigger that I'd
never seen him look quite so miserable
an' hopeless Itko as he did that day.
Wal, after the cer'mony waz over
Si was one o’ the first ter push hls way
through the crowd so's to reach the
bride and groom an' offer his good
wishes. There waz. I noticed, a queer,
ennat'ral slirt of look in hls sunken
pyes an' a feverish flush on tils hug
grrd face, an' when we at last started
ter home poot SI wax so trembly an'
unnerved that he had ter take my arm
to keep on hls legs.
“I hope they'll be happy, Josh." he
sed several times as we wer' walkin'
slowly along, an' onee he sed, very low
an' In a kinder choked voice: "I hope
■he'll be lovet as well by Zeb as she
Is by ms." That was about ail the
talkin' that was done till we parted
at hl.i gate. Then I sed:
"Come over an' aee me t«rmurrow,
•L"
"I reckon," ted be. after boldin' my
hand quite a spell, "you d better ron«
an' aee me. Josh I don’t seem ter be
very strong o' tale, an' the walk makes
me tired like."
"All right," sed I as cheery aa I
could; "I'll rums"
Yes, I went over lo Ai's the neg day
It was quite early In the mornln' an*
I waa sent fer by hls father an*
! mother III had calkerlated warily
«ht he was let able to visit me
j They had found him in hie bed a tew
I intitules before dead, an' the 4- r or
I a h«* arrived about the time I did. eeo
he had died flow heart trouble «’ ruts*
t trrl
Am he had a heart trouble which
I ueaih slra* could cure 'The Owl.
H«lits( I*.
Mother Johnny, haw alien hate t
told van that >ou must met bolt your
had ' loha ay tluesa It lent so
j sure# tu bed' my hssl ihah M la fur
I you lu turn llta hay sa It when it s in
I the (sytear4''-lhwtM T ranee ripe
‘FUNCTIONS” IN COH MINFS.
Iowa ('luireli I nearth a .t«»
Flare for FAthlonaltlr C»prrn
From the Detroit Free Press: The
latest fad in Iowa is the holding of un
derground church socials. The Pres
byterian church members are the laten:
to give one of these unique enter
tainments that are becoming populai
all over the state In districts where
coal mlnett exist. The latest, held at
Seymour, was 240 feet below the sur
face of the earth. One hundred and
sixty men, women and children, In re
sponse to an Invitation issued by the
young ladles of the Presbyterian
church, gathered at the opening of the
mine, where they were provided with
common miners' lamps, that w»r«
placed In caiis furnished them. They
ull carried lunch baskets and a tin cuj
and were dressed In old clothes. There
were many who had never before been
down In a coal mine, and to them an
explanation of the details of the mint
were rrn at Intere.ttlng. Courteous and
obliging miners were there to explain
everything to the satisfaction of th<
uninitiated, excursion trains were ru i
to every part of the mine, and the on
ly (barge was to keep "heads down.'
TOO RISKY.
If It Is true, as Is generally conceded
that one must be easy In mind and
body to go to sleep quietly. It seems un
likely (hat a recent sojourner In a
western state can have passed a restfti
u'ght on one- occasion.
He was detained by a snow-storm In
a small town, the one ''hotel'' of which
e>uld icareely be said to deserve the
name. It was crow Ad to over-flow
ir« and the traveler was assigned tc
u room In company with a tall, hard
featured buck woodsman, who seemed
Inclined to give the stranger a cordial
welcome,
•'Thcre'ii only one objection to your
sleeping with me,” he said, heartily
"and that alnt any objection to me
hut you may feel different about It.
You h< e, I'm an old trapper, and I gen
erally hark back to the past In my
dreams, and live over the days when
I was shooting wild animals and kill
ing Injuns.
"Where I stopped last night they
charged me two dollars extra because
I happened to whittle up part of thf
foot-hoard while I was dreaming. Bui
I feel k-nd of calm and peaceable to
night. and like as not I may lay stli:
as a kitten.”
The traveler surveyed the narrow
bed, and reflected that he was about
half the size of his prospective bed
fellow, and a sound sleeper into thf
bargain. He sat up in one chair with
his fact In another that night.
II* Ikfid ll*«i> Tauglit to Follow Copy
and II* Old Ho.
My friend, the newspaper man, told
me u funny little story which hapj-jn
ea during the last election in a certain
newspaper office in this city, says thf
St. Louis Republic.
They were pressed for men, and had
to take on some of the old printers
that went out of the office with thf
arrival of the type-setting machines.
One of the editorial writers wrote what
he considered a fine effort of rhetoric
on McKinley, Every page was sorely
crowded and the flat had gone forth
that nothing should be leaded, not
even editorials. In the midst of the
editorial effusion occurred the sen
tence: "McKinley's name led all the
rest.”
This piece of copy was turned ovei
to one of the old discharged men. Tc
everybody’s astonishment half the ed
itorial in point was leaded, making a
very offending column to the eye.
The old printer was sent for. He
declared that he had followed copy
exactly Asked to bring proof, he hur
ried upstairs, and from a bundle ol
written sheets extracted what he want
ed.
In Ihe meantime the editorial writer
had discovered that “led all the rest'
had been omitted entirely, und he wat
madder than ever.
"Whpre I* thi rest of that aenfpnce '
ho growled, when tile ancient fossil ap
pi ared with the copy. "You’ve chop
ped thla off at '.McKinley's name!' ”
“There la the copy,” said the aged
file. • Right after McKinley's name
you wrote 'led all the reat’—and I
leaded It, of courae.”
The editorial writer had nothing
mere to nay after that.
I^aralng the town
Kentuckian "Well, air, have yon
canvassed our town pretty thorough!)
In order to secure the views of out
cl* liens as to the success of your eu
twpg«»r Culllllg I think I havt
called upon about all of your pronilneni
business men" Kentucklsu ‘‘Havt
you talked with Col. Cotta yet?” Cap!
tails' "Cotta? No; I don't believe I
have met hint ' Keatwklan -"Yog
ought to see Col Cotta by all mean*
IU'i one of our moat Influential rltl
sett* “ Capitalist "I guess I'd hettet
hunt him up What at reel la Col
Cotta' sab mi a on?”-New > oik World
tl Ma'ssa a IHohi.
Ptitl "I am hegtonlng to diskette**
the rtsaatta” knout I dual un
derate ad'* Pussy ' The obi ttreek
posts nn«l historians cracked up thelt
louatryMuu as lighters, and I think tb*
■•Id oMlgsis must have been novelist
wetting in rheme. Cttiahurg News.
UmI eS M'at
Mr, Pprw* belt You are Improvim*
in your Mrrvht riding, then?** Ml*
It Shtst Ilk. Me, I rode over flv<
n lei today and I hept abend of youi
hv dl> r all the way.’* ‘ Yon dua l any
set" "Vee we nets ea n undent
tankers ».*t**M>4a
The >1** of It.
The court had assessed a fine of till
,n tho attorney for contempt, and ‘he
Amount was very nearly the size of his
pile. He put up the money in such a
hesitating way that the court was
moved to compassion.
••If you have any regret,” said the
judge, "for what you have done, I
might possibly remit the fine.”
••Your honor is very kind, replied
the attorney with mock humility,
handing the money to the clerk, "and
I have somo regret that I haven't a
thousand more ten dollar bills.”
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The weeping relatives gathered
around tho governor's chair, but that
official remained firm.
••No,” lie said to tho mother, "I
may consider your tioy’A pardon, but it
is itetter for him that, lie remain for
four or five months more. If I wt*ro
to lot him out now ho would Ik; just
in time to contract a late cam of
•Sweet Marie.’’’
They saw tho justice of tho con
tention and withdrew.
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