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It was I.ady Feo’s maid who opened
the door. That is as it would he. I
hate a woman I'm fond of to keep a
imn servant. You can never toll what
aort of tempar hit mistress la In. This
rule doea not apply to bachelors. I
was shown Into Feo's bourdoir. As
you have heard me sa.v before, I like
pink bourdolrt, they suit one’s eom
plcxlon. Home times they milt two peo
ple’s complexion; sometimes people's
complexions suit them. Anyway, It
was pink, and perfection at that. Feo
was lying on a sofa with her golden
head burled In ft swansdown cushion.
This meant she did not Intend to stir.
Khe did not. Hhe held out her little
pink palmed hand, and as 1 knew by
her maid's face I was in for a wig
ging, I kissed It. 1 would If I hadn’t,
though. Hhe pulled her hand away
and said languidly:
”80 you have come at last?”
"Have you been long dressed?” 1
said.
This miide her angry. 1 meant It
should. 1 always like to lire the first
shot.
“You don't think 1 dress for you, do
you 7’
"One can never tell. You might lie
going to the theater.”
"I am alck of theaters,” said Feo.
“You get tired of everything but but
ter- scotch,” said I.
“And even that has tinfoil!” said
Feo, with a sigh that would have
burled an empire.
"It keeps the lingers clean.” I re
marked, as If 1 thought it a profound
It ruth.
^ oil ,1_M r.A I# tttf/il/ll
In one's teeth.”
I let that pass and tried to come to
conclusions by starting a new Imre.
"What did yott send for me for?”
•'Alioiit these theater parties."
"The next one had better t>e at the
Lyceum.”
“I shan't go," said Feo, with a toss
of her bettd.
"Why not,” said I.
"How mn It matter to you?”
"Hut It matters a great deal to
George."
"George never goes.”
"No, but you do.”
“I think you’re very rude,” said Feo.
"I know you do,” said I. "You’re
In a temper."
Khe drew herself up and looked at
me straight.
"I'm nothing of the klnl."
Khe had got the eorn<T of her lace
handkerchief 1s t worn her teeth, so I
thought it best to say nothing.
"Well." she said,
“If you say so, of course.” said I,
“of course. It' Is so; hut why don’t you
go to the Lyceum?"
"Never again." said Feo, "so you can
think of something else.”
•Tin sorrv I didn't go to your last
theater party," said I, "but I forgot."
Tills was In a very repentant voice,
which 1 IlHttcr myself told.
"I'm glad that you at least speak
the truth,” said Feo.
"I never He.” said Feo.
y “Not to George?”
"Huslxiuds are different," said I; “I
meant to women.”
“I think you are the very rudest
man "
"Except Frank Hobson." I cut In.
“Well, perhaps rapt. Holwou."
"And Aid. Murray," said I.
•Tgh!" said Feo, with a shudder;
“I meant among civilized people.”
“Then I am civilized?" said I.
The lace handkerchief had begun to
ten r.
"Well, you are educated, and there
fore ought to know tietter.”
“It Is safer to know nothing,” said I.
"to say nothing of politer
“Don't talk about itollteness.” said
Fen. with a pout which was delicious.
"I wasn't talking about rudeness,
Mr. Mansell,” said Feo, frigidly.
"I know you were,” said I; “you al
ways are, and I do try so hard—"
‘•Try. Indeed." said Feo. "How can
vou say such a tiling wlcn you know
it wiis entirely your mmi t
“But I forgot,” raid 1.
"Don't you keep an engagement
Ixx.k?"
“No."
“Why not?”
“Because I never was engaged but
once, and you- ”
”1 never was engaged to you. nt
least: but why try to change the sute
Jeet ?”
“I?"
“Yes, 1 was the subject and you my
queen ”
“Don't l>e a fixd! Yon know what !
mean by an engagement txx>k a
diary. im you keep on#?” said Feo
r “titxxl Lord, no!” I replied with
horror.
“Why noir
“Well. I thought It might get me
Into trouNo."
“Who wttb?”
“Your husband, tleorge."
“You are an Incorrigible lx>y; but sc
riously. you must keep your engage
meats "
"l like that from you,” this reproach
fully.
Hhe took no notice, but passed on
“You'll get 'bio frightful mmlde.”
"tleorge doeau't suspect, does he?"
said I
Feo look Wo uotlce,
"And gel other peopll* llilo terrible
l«ithers. said she
"I shall dewy .-verything "
“You cau't deny you promised to
come”
Weil, I admit iHat I forgot '
II -* docs lltsl gel toe nui of ii. n
w*r
"Your tismble* What trouble V said
1, icianrrmdiy
"Why. with AUta. aI e»»uraa.”
Why. what has she got to cwmplntu
a# ?"
Uiutpir 1st ante you never cause to
h the is.a 1
- u»*w la that h*r Affair,”
"Whe susa U vsaa ahaurd ask net
to meet lord Mourtay. amt then md
give her a >hame
-‘Hut why should she put It «w me?”
-Mhe doeWM t. uaforluoatelt she puls
the Warn# aw my should*1** " sUMl rw
vs u h aw m lured alt
“Hut w hy Y*
“|te* a use you itUtuf .«- m, *
'‘Stood I ord. site .l ess I Want |«
P...a me does she?
•Y»u waver >nn tail with them- g.rta
said Feo. “They think that every
body belongs to them."
"Ro. that's what the row Is about, la
It?" said I. catching her up.
“What do yon mean?" said she.
showing 1 was on the right track.
"Why, it's your fault and not mine,
at all.”
“Yea; but It's all your fault."
“My fault. Indeed. I aec It all now.”
“Hce what?”
"Yon have been at your old game*
‘ again. Feo. and you try to plant It on
me.”
•• Plant what/’ said Feo.
“Kve'a apple tree- flirtation.”
"I am sure I have not how could I? ,
It waa an uneven party, owing to your j
not turning up. There was the gener |
al for I.ady tiaud.v. Tommy Lawless .
for Mrs Lock and Lord Oonrlay for
Alice and you to play -"
“He careful,” said I.
"Propriety with me, of course.’'
"Ha! ha! And of course you could
not play propriety alone by yourself, I
and so poor Alice!"
"Poor Alice. Indeed!" said Feo. with
I a sneer; “I suppose she has told you.” j
"She has told me nothing.”
"Then how else could you know?”
"You let It out."
“Let out what?”
"Your heart on a repairing lease.
Do you think I don't know you? Do
you suppose for one instant that 1 im
agine you could spend an evening
without flirtation?”
It wffs my turn to be Indignant.
“I don't flirt," said Feo.
"Then why have you quarreled with
l Alice?"
"Oil! these* girls get Ideas Into their
heads If you only Usik at a man."
"n<nnw that look."
“Frank, you know perfectly well—”
“That Ixird Oonrlay knows It, too."
“One has to entertain one's guests."
“What alsutt poor Alice? Why did
you not think of her?"
“I did. I asked Lord Ootirls.v to
j meet her."
I "And then quietly appropriated him
w..<pao.tr “
"I did not—I swear I did not. Rut
these boys.”
“Oh! first It was my fault, ami now
It's Lord Oourlay's fault. There Is
nothing so confusing as a return to first
principles."
"Just because I was sitting all alone
with no one to talk too--"
"And letting him see how miserable
you are when you have no one to HIrt
with,” said I. Imitating her injured
tone of voice.
“He was bound to be commonly po
lite to his hostess."
“And leave Alice to twiddle her
thumbs?"
“Why did she not keep him to her
self? You know I hate boys,"
“I know you hate girls.”
“I rather liked Alice.”
“Ho did Lord CJourlay."
“Till you spoiled It all."
“I?"
“Yes, you. If you had not forgot
ten I say forgotten you promised to
| come round to our box. I should never
; have quarreled with Alice."
“Or (llrted with Lord Uourlay."
“And they might have been engaged
now.”
“Like you and I were?”
"Frank, you are a brute, and and—”
“There, there, don't cry."
"Then, why do- you b-b-ully me?”
“I don’t bully you."
“What was left of the little lace
What was left of the little lace hand
kerchief was rolled Into the slice of a
racquet hall and squeezed Into her left
eye.
“When you see I am so mls-ls-er
able.” pouted Feo.
"Because you have quarreled with
Alice?"
"Because I trouted you so badly."
Feo Is clever.
"If you make your eyes red your
husltand will think lie has not been
paying you sufficient attention.”
"Yes: poor tfeorge," said Feo.
“And now. what alsmt Alice?" said
I. consoling her.
1 “That Is what I want you to ar
j range.”
“But how?" I had her hand In mine.
“Why. make love to her." said Feo.
smiling feebly.
“To Alice? And ihls front you, Feo?"
“Yes: she will think It makes me
jealous."
"And Lord tjonrlny?"
“Oh. It will make him Jealous, too."
j “And then we shall all be friends
1 again."
"There ix nothing like rivalry to pro
' mote love," xnld Feo.
i “1 wtix once your hnxhund'a rival."
said I, reproachfully.
"And uotv he Ik yonrx." xidd Feo,
giving a little w|ueege to my hand.
Win n I li'iil promlxed not to make
too violent love to Alice, I went away
ami took the xhredx of a little lace
handkerchief with me. I thought It
wax iH'i'liapx Killer, ami xo dltl Feo.
That’x how 1 got It, anyway. I’lek
Me-Ip.
Trolle* t'arU I'nrtlr*
Some forty tueudx'rx of Itrixiklyn xo
elety were comdderutdy aurpriacd the
other day u|hiii reeelvlug Invltatloiix to
a progicxxlvc euchre |>ariy. "the game
I to U'gln In Brooklyn and end In Ja
! tuah-u." There may have Ix-eu other
1 card partlex "on wlweta," hut tlda la
certainly the Itrai trolley card party
' to attract attention, and ihe novelty of
i lie Idea ha* aroueed et>n*lderahle In
. tercet, I'ndwihly Br<*>klyn la the only
city at prcaetit lu which Ihe aebetue
cau le * allied mil, a* II ueceaatlatc*
aotiiellnng U-lter Ilian ordinary irolley
■ nr* lu lu*ure comfort aa well aa
plcaanre It »o hup|H'ii* that tu Ihe
l.oug (aland antic* of "llrealer New
hirk ' I III re are l Wo alreel ear* of up
prilled |hirl>ir ear model* The Interior
l of each ear la HtlUhed tu mahog.in)
Ka< h lie* hnifi-i* and *mall mhltiela
ta eat It eoruer an l tin I on trip* of anf
Iti lent length Imu tm>u < an I* aerveil
I he telling l« of llghi > ream with g>-hl
trimming* the floor la covered with
tu^denme nig* and Hie latte i lullra are
1 Hit ml with pluah i u*htoua Ihe pur
Here* ami hanging* at the window*
•fe tu Id He ami old gold The eltertuf
•if each car la palmed royal 1dm- The
• at* are flitted with katr elliptic ami
aplrat •prlnga ami aiamlard air brake*
It ta *a*1 that tWei ate tke Urn-at tr*d
lay ittr* In u«* Witt* iIkw I
iiaa* II Mi iftM hhimMi t lift! I Imp ulRr imIM
ri te l« IdHMiiH » h#i» H
|prvv«l M« ftvllkl I'M# IWh
' l|| i#mp M imu h iMfAIhlA
1 All Aft**!*# IM* Pump S' ¥%*fM AlA't «*•!
AHtMlti I . »h* I* il t Mm‘Hit «IMl *»**•
•In** i mvMItt k< im<MM**f A# M# Mill HhI
flu* «•(« •lAffiim util %m iM#ir ]
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I
An P.ikI to Rnllnnhnlr*
Tbe day of buttonhole* 1* apparent
ly past. I.ike the precioti* purple dye
of the I’hoenlfiaiia, the wonderful
colored crystal • ( the Komans and eon
veraatlon. It Is not unlikely that the
art of tnnkliiK buttonhole* will *0011
become one of the lo*t art*. Time
wan when It wa* looked ti|Nin a* an
aeeompIlMhment In which every wo
man should lie proficient. It* gradual
cxtlnetlm I*, however, entirely natur
al and to lie accounted for. Although
button* have never been more |*ipulnr
than at present, they are purely ornn
mental, not utilitarian Till* mean*
the utisence of the buttonhole. Not
one gown In a hundred nowaday*
fastena hy menu* of the once luevlt
able row of button* down the tiodlee
front. The up-to-date bodice I* held
together by hook* and eye*, and In
deed many of tbe most artistic eo*
turners put their faith In tin- common
pin. All skirt bands now fault 11 with
n big hook and eye Instead of tin- one
time button and buttonhole. Many a
fashionable dressmaker, one who ran
• ill a godet skirt to perfection and In
Hate a pair of balloon sleeves to tile
biggest believable proportions, knows
nothing of the art of making liutton
hole*. There's no demand for them;
hcin-c the scanty supply. Kven un
derclothing doesn't make use of half
as many buttonholes as It did In form
er years, and with so much ready
made underwear In le market there Is
little excuse for a woman to learn Hu
art for Hint reason. There Is no doubt
nlmut It. the passing of the button
hole Is a present and very apparent
fact. New Vork gun.
ft Sr I tied llie gHi-all'in
The eolonel was the possessor of a
fat colored man who was extremely
Inxy—so much so that everybody In
the town had tried to do something to
liven him up. They usually aliarul
oned their effort after a trial
There wa* <|tilfe a gathering at the
colonel's one afternoon, and the fjues
Hon of the lar.y colored man came up.
Finally one of the gentlemen asked
leave to experiment, and to gratify
l.l.n *»... rM|,.n..l I.U |UMa, uo..
vant, It was some time before Sam
put in an appearance. When lie came
the gentleman addressed him thus:
“Sam. as I was coming up the gar
den path I noticed aoveral snails down
near the gate. 1 want to show these
gentlemen some of their peculiarities,
ho catch one for me. please "
Ham scratched IiIh gray wool and
departed.
The colonel and Ids friends smoked
and chatted for a long while, and still
no Ham and no snail.
“Well, that fellow Is really lag.r."
said the gentleman who had scut him
on the (|tieNt. “Colonel, would ,1011
mind Hciidlng for him. and sec what
on earth he ts doingV
The colonel did so, and Ham entered
the room.
“Well.” said the gentleman, "did von
catch one of the snails''”
'"Deed no. sah,’ 'replied Ham: “dey
was too powerful quick fo* me Ise
couldn’t catch up wld dem!" Harp
er's Round Table.
Hints for School Ulrls
Ttntil you make the attempt, you
will not believe how hard It Is to write
In two or three sentences the gist of
an occurrence, to relate what la necea
wiry In a story, to describe an event or
a person, without using too many
words. The girl who can write clever
paragraphs will. In good time. And a
newspaper which will use her work.
As between producing paragraphs or
poems, I advise the paragraph as by
far the bettor factor In forming a
really good style. But If girls like fo
write verses, there Is no reason why
they should not acquire so graceful an
accomplishment.
As for earning money out of school
hours, there are not many ways open
to a girl. In the Aral place, the hours
of a girl’s life at school and at home
are very full. She has had lessons to
prepare, and there are usually some
holm- duties which fall to her share.
A school girl must not overwork, for
If she does she will neither do credit to
her teacher nor to her own abilities.
We Insist In these days that the lest
students are those who are In good
health, able to walk, to ride a wheel,
to play golf and tennis, and to lend a
baud at whatever Is going on I’allld,
attenuated girls are out of fashion.—
Hai'iier's Round Table.
Fads
Woman la a creature of fade.
We may not like to admit It; wa
may with It were nthrrwlae. but the
fact remain* that what la a crime with
her to-day la forgotten to-morrow, her
atock of aupertatlve adjectives that
are to-ria,v showered upon aoine past
ing trifle are to-morrow applied, with
<i|ti.il fervor to some new fancy.
In certain ro*|*ect« thla Inaiahlllty Id
not to be deplored, for we would not
have woiiinu worship alwaya at the
abrlne of the aatne rag-doll. There la
a '•ertaln aort of merit In being able
to adapt one'a self to new botiblee. nud
there I* always ihe potmlhllltv of the
new fad t>e!ug of a higher order than
the old. The moat deplorable feature
of a woman's devotion to fada la the
toniteury It ilevelope tu her to make
a fad out of everything. The pro
nounced faddtat Itaa bail all pereplrul
tv; her religion, the tralulug of her
cliihlreu, her own Intellectual culture -
In fact, everything that ought to he
near nud dear b> her are placed on a
plane with her c«dleeitnn of Heardaley
poeters or whatever other fad aha
may have a haad IVrhai* thla wha
ler ahe Itaa made a fad uf religion. <•»
culture, or aume other pml cauae; bat
It baa only heeu a fad, aud haa afleok
ed her real pereonallty Jaat aa wurk
aa did her dta* uaaloae »f Trtlhy laat
winter llereiu llee the daogere of
faddlaiu It take# na t« evary new thing
wuih an unnatutal fervor that aeon
Pwrna util, leaving ua with * twig ley
waated anti only a few dry hnak* lu
nut pueeeenton. lor all >Htr fetei'ah e%>
ctteinenl Womankind
thole* aag Rnlltt
Aetreaa linking the leading batwe
>r in a iragedyi Where can my
i.oll>*r la!
I ole* from IV ilaltetf Mb* la all*
tty In tb* K>wttg*nlat. aetilud apploe "
\»uonte '.hack* ten ton
A kalootton
My tlalighter haa >*M atenalci ,n|
m every tuauyy *
' Melt " replied IV I'ukt “tb o I I
high nt> ug> to rank ne n lu«
ii y r (rath.
rrmv(i*r4 'f*rl**.
Knifiish papers any that Crawford
Marley. who recently died in New /rn
land at the uav of " I. was tin- last sur
vivor of those who had a rule on Me
phenson No 1 ent’ine when the Mock
ton and Dardn.'lon niilwnv wa tint
opened. It was about thirteen years
of aife at the lime. and. with two other
boy*, he went to see the iron horse.
| which was tiroiiirlit from Xeweaatle on
a dray by eiirhi ho sos When the lo
comotive had been placed on the line,
tieorire Stephenson* brother Joseph,
who WII* in charge of it. asked the lad*
to rnn to a farmhouse for some buckets,
and the holler was filled from a spring
near at hand. The fire having been
| lighted and ateain raised. the boys, in
. return for their assistance were In
I vited to have a ride.
linsii for a f-lrl fifatlnwfe.
A dress of w hite erepon made with a
five-yard skirt interlined with stiffen
ing to u depth of fifteen inches llonnd
waist in l ack pointed >n front laitfe
letf-of-fnntion seeves in-lt and collar
of five-inch taffeta ribbon bowed ill
the back, lioxpiaid of i hr ifoods dow n
the center front of the waist (Iretel
leaofribhon from belt to shoulders,
hack and front, with slu rt bow of four
loops amt four end*. I,udiea Home
Journal.
Hall's < nisrrh I ore
I* a constitutional cure- I’rlee, 7.">c.
I'olalnrs In lllrl limes.
Uerard knew tiie potato u* a dainty,
and it is recorded that the tuber* were
sometimes roasted and steeped in sack,
that la sherry and sujrar or baked
with marrow and spices, and even pre
served and candied. Hhakesp care
mentioned them, but lie evidently re
garded them as a mere curiosity.
If tha llslif is Culling Teem.
Il« ear* mnti n,* ttjkt.,l>t arid wsll trial nmmir, Mas.
Wi»M4»'» S/>ovhi«u Srktf lu <;Slldr«n Ts*tl.l»(
'
Why Klpllne ller I me,
Kudyard Kiplng declined an offer of
ll.ooo for a l.ooo word article telling
"Why America* ould Noti oiiqiier Eng
land," on the ground that no true lirit
ton would betray slate secret a 'I hits
iiudyard ingeniously avo'ded confess
ing that no reason eaists why America
could not whip the Hritish, and inci
dentally lie Is getting more than 11,000
worili of free advertising.— Ikiston
liiohe. __
I le.leve my |r<iio|t me of I Iso's I are
prevented quick < on-uinpi Ion Mrs. Lucy
Wain e, Marquette. Ivans , Pec IV, ISP.,
Illapmalsa of the 4 orsslalk*.
Whether stalks are U> he cut and
plowed under or raked and burned is a
question every farmer must decide for
himself, if the land fa ‘’heavy" and
compact, and the corn crop was free
from insect nests, it will lie wise to
turn under ihe stalks, as the iiirehan
ical condition of the soil will be im
proved. Hut ori the oilier hand, if ttie
soli is already light and mellow, and if
chinch bag* were ubunilant the previ
ous summer. by all means rake und
burn the stalk*.
glTU-VIIKilsstoi'lssirrc, In Hr.Kllnr'*4lr*»t
K«rv«* Kmforrr. N»» KiUnMitr tM'firn «»*y 0 umi,
mmwUtumi'M**, f tint 1*190* %•
tit. *<• s. senate hr. It a...'.Mil srsi>st.,f'l.Ma-,l'»
The |<earl fishery discovered off the south
roast of India is very rk-h.
An able and suggestive symposium
under tha title of "The Kngineer in
Naval Warfare" ia presented a* the
opening feature of the May number of
the North American Keview, tiie con
tributors to it being such eminent au
thorities a* Commodore < .eorge W. Mel
ville, engineer-ln-chief of the United
States navy; W. S. Aldrich, professor
of mechanical engineering in the Uni
versity of West Virginia; Ira N. Ilollla,
yrofessor of engineering in Harvard
University: liardlner U. Sims, of the
American society of Mechanical Kngm
eers; und l.eorge I tiler, president of
the Marine Kngineer*' Heneficiul Asso- ;
coition. _________
New and 4 urloii* Inventlwu*.
'I he United State* Patent Office is
sued 40S patents last week, the most
noticeable and curious of which em
braced a scrubbing machine patented
to a Kansas woman, operated like a
carpet sweeper and embracing a set of
revolving mops and brushes. A New
York inventor received a patent for an
appuratus for dispensing fogs with
which he hopes to reali/.r a fortune in
London alone. A Providence inventor
got a patent for a pin and a New York
inventor one for a needle having a
thread opening in the shape of the
figure it Then follows a method of
producing photographs in colors pat
ented to a Washington inventor, a de
vice for utilising the power of waves, a
removable armor for pneumatic tires,
a curious fly catcher comprising a
reservoir hung to the celling having a
dept-lull tig airing, upon which string
the flies alight and are held and pois
oned and a Herman invention compris
ing an electric plow Free informa
tion relating to pateuts may be had of
Kurt A Hi, I'strut I,ewer*. Itee Mtlild
ing, Omaha, Nehr,
A watch whiib i* lu good ruuuliit order
in one year’s time ticks IM.rtMl.iiUl tlc«s
1‘eopic a* a rule lour i etter with their
right than with their le t ear*
Houghton, -Midl'ii A to have ar
ranged for ihe American pubiiration of
tlo* unpublished Irtteraof Victor Hugo
Three will proha lily lie comprised la
two volumes, tlu- tirst containing Hu
go a letter* to hi* lather while study
ing in l*arts a • harming group written
lu hi* young wife; an lats-reating aerie*
to hi* emilessor, l-auiennai*; letters
about some of his volumes, "llernsni,"
"l.e Hot » auiust et< , to h s little
daughter, l-eopotdlaei and a very in
lereettag series to isaiate leave, who
was la love with Madame Hugo I he
sevoad will laelude hie letteiS in ektie
to l--dru Kollia, Messim IIwIImnI
aad I nun lime with meay of canons
euiuUugraptnvai ead Hteiery aterest
Hell Aar* ksisrs.ust tie the ttehash.
1 he short lias to at l«<eie. aad >iu*s route
hast or Hunt*
► it arth-ai to a I yoiats south at oae tare
h» the round trie *nh <*> eddesl
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Kalhsaal list Utah an t oateatloa at at
louts
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Natasaai Ids sit 's*i Atusisike al
Huifato
JVl>Y Mk
1 kthliH I odea tor loaveattsm at
VI sshiastoo
JPTY «ed
vteltoaai I eo|4« ssd ante* t uasealtoa et
at I-oats
tor rates tiers ten e» ead further ial»*
mettos tall si the Met ash to set >dtsa
Kit twits ht !**<>•* H»tet Mo. h or i
ante M*o N I'liinm,
a vt l as* A«t • ho eh* Nets 1
Mryrhnlne for J'rwirtc I)o(b.
I will give you a recipe that la a dead
allot on theae peat*. I hree part* corn
meal, a part of granulateii auger; mix
with water »o that it can be molded up
in little niece* one half aa large a*
hulled hlckorv nut*. Feed the*e three
day*, and the fourth day udd one
eighth ounce of atrychnine cryatalll/.
ed I’reirie dog* have a ta»te for gran
mated augur. Fehruury I* the month
to give tlii* to them I gave one do*#
to tiie dog* arid piewed up twenty-aix
outMile of their hole* at one time
Kunaa* f armer.
The Hock of IHliraller
I* not kieailler lli*n * «> -tvin litierateil from
tin aback le» of chill* and fever, bllloua re
mittent or dumb ague by llo-iciier* atorn
ach Hitler*, a perfect antidote to malarial
poiaon In air or water. Ill* aim an urica*
an pled remedy fur blllnna rbeuinatlc or
kidney c .inplalnl*, dyapcp.l* anil nervoila
fie * It Improve* appelltc amt aleep anil
baatena eon I uleacence
Home Die Ileal.
I.ady of the llouae Wi.at do you
mean by kitting there all the afternoon
and doing nutlilr.t,? didn't you tell
me when I pu<you your dinner that
I hail only to »how you the wood pile
atiil yon would do the real'1
Weary Wrugglr* Oat* wot I aaid.
and I been reatln ever alnce, ludy,
New S ork I’rea*
When Wain re
Need* aaalalanr e II may be heat to ren
der II promptly, hut one ahould remem
ber to uae even the moat perfect reme
die* only When needed The heat and
moat almple and gentle remedy I* the
Hyrup of Tlga, manufactured hy the
California Tig Hyrup Company.
1o Wake II I'opulnr.
"I'm afraid tennia will not he a*
popular a* iiatial thta year," aaid the
dealer in all that pertaina to outdoor
a porta
"I think you are right," admitted
hi* chief clerk "The girl* arid young
women are toeing Interval In It "
"And I have a large a lock of tennia
good* on band," aighed the dealer.
"If we could only get the Intereat of
Ih* girl*"
" I hat might he |>Okklb1#, if
"Well?"
-"If you cun deviae a bifurcated
tedni* coat time for them."- Chicago
Tout.
Cm1! IMgk Malearn
ta I l>e «l<le»l *»d Peal, ft will lira** ttll a I </kJ •juMfc
«r men an > tblne a Iae. II la Wlwaira reliable Try 14
Your Idol la prol »b y • great For* to
other | eople
billiard talxe, aw ond hand, for a*.*
rheap Apply to or add re**, H.C, A*iv,
til H. Ktb Ht., Omaha, He v
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The Greatest Hedlcal Discovery
of the Age
KENNEDY’S
MEDICAL DISCOVERY.
DONALD KENNEDY. Of ROXBURY. MASS.,
Has discovered in < nr of our common
pasture weeds a remedy Hut cures everv
kirn) of Humor,from Hie worn Scrofula
down to a common Pimple.
He lias tried if in over eleven hundred
cases, and never (ailed exiept in two . iscs
(both thunder humor) Hr ha> now in Ins
poMCMion over two hundred vertitnatrs
of Its value, all within twentv mile* "t
boston Send postal card for book
A benefit is always experienced from
the lirsl bottle, and a perfect cure is war
ranted when Hie right quantity is taken
When the lung* are affected it cause*
sliooimg pains like needles passing
through thrill Hie same with (lie Liver
or Bowels, This is caused by the ducts
being stopped, and alway* disappears in a
week a'ler taking it Pead the label
If the stomach is foul or bilious n will
cause Kiueamish feelings at first.
No changr of dirt ever necessary bat
the best you ca.i get, and enough at tL
Dose, one tablespoonful in water at bed
time Sold by all Lruggists.
The many imitations* of
IIII<ICS Rootbeer siptply
point to its excellence—-the
genuine article proven it.
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