The Loup City northwestern. (Loup City, Neb.) 189?-1917, April 03, 1896, Image 5
\ My Debut as a Viliam. t The company *U hilled to piny my new tragedy, “The Dripping Dag ger, or the Maiden Martyr of Tank ville,’’ at Wlllowtown, on Tueaday night, when aaddeidv <air heavy vil lain abeeonded, taking with him $5.50, the entire amount in the treaanry of the concern 1 What waa to l*» done about It.' It waa too late to advert iaefor uiiot her heavy villain; and beaidea, there were very few of them in the atatea at that time, la f cauM the amnll-pox waa not raging in Montreal. We had aconaiiltation, and decided that eomething miiat la done. I anggi-ated that aa a Inal re Hort, the part of the villain might la- left, out, and the heroine might make away with lieraelfnt the pro|a-r i time; but, aa there really did not uet-in to la; any reaaon wh,v aheahotild com mit Niticide in the rirciimatnncen, we concluded that it might tJelrin • from the itnpreaaiveneaa and < lea troy the unity of the play, ami that on the whole my atiggeatloii wua not, jttai t he t hlng. rinally t he heroine aak<-il me if I wouldn't play tie- part of the villain! I remitaled her that my eon tract, with the eompnay <xpri-aly provided that I ahonhl la- exempt from hiefronh-tint tea, and, fin t her more, f hat, I knew I had no talent whatever for net lag, ami might la conic ernbnraeaed and forget my part, or do aotm-t hing elae equally an unfortunate, lint ahe peraiated t hat I waajnat the man for a villain —cut out, for the part. unit were, by tint ar< A a mi aa for get ting at tick In my lima; f ahe anal that ahe would guarantee l/t lii-lii ine nut of 1 liiit ditfi-'illt - her- , rclf, a* *1** knew every word of tin play by heart, mui could euril.v prompt me in n lone t Imt would not tie heard by fh« audience. Well, ihe reaull wa* that the fair licromc lo whoneeliuimr I wan not uilogether blind—prevailed upon me, and nynianf lay ladder judgment I con wntcd t o t ake t he part, of t he villain, j I devoted lour day* t o coiandtt iag file part to memory. I then re hearm'd for the Ural time with the company, in coni nine, and nucreeded ill get ting n* fur a* the nlnbbiug aceae without hiring my eue, Her# I could not. rememher whether the \ie- i tim rhrieked flrnt or I. in dwp ba -.n . tone*, exclaimed: "Alia! dimJainl’ul fep one, prepare to die!" The r<<*ulf tva * tbat we both gave utterance to our emotion* at lie* name time, creating a very undraumtie bubbtib. Thccn lire company broke down and laughed lor Kevernl minu'e*. Hut v.e got through the rent rf the tragedy all right,, and the necoiid rcheawnl went off lietteratill, We had time forjiiMt one more rehear*al Ird'ore our nppcurariceat Willowtown; bn' thi* rehear*al *f range to ray, wan not a* good (n* far an I wan eon-1 cernedl an theneeond. On Tueadav we took the aftermion ! train for Willowtown. I wa* rather] nervoua nil the way down, but, the j if*at, of the company chccretl me up and matured me t hat, the innpiratioti fifappearing lieforean audience would take all my trepidation away. Thun encouraged, I made up my mind not to worry, but to do the bent 1 could when the time rume. We arrived in Willowtown junf in time for Clipper, ami, after refrenhing ournelvea, we went immediately to In given,ami got ourlimitedncenerynmi propcrtic* in rhupc. Hv K oVIoek v.e were nil on deck, In contunie, and, UIMII IJJH (II MM'! JUKI » JI |r> I,- | ling among I he audience warned tin that it win* time for the curtain to go up, we gave I he Higiml to the idiiftcr, ami burnt upon the luweiuhied nopu laee in nil our aplendor. I eliotthl at ate, however, that lietore our uplen dor lieeame fully revealed, there wax home levity among the audience,; owing to the fact that the curtain row nt flint, only nt one corner, re vealing a large brown jugatanding b.v n painted haycock—which, taken in connection with the luirvom wene. i of which it formed ii part, win* well eiiougli, of coiin*e. hut win* rut her in coiigrtioiia, appearing, iim it did. without tliem-i-xxnry wi-nic Hiiiiport. The lirxt xeene pnewd on very i Miioot lily, m* neither of the priueipul y ilmrncterx, neither niywll nor tin* heroine, iip|n*iii*i**l. In the xecond wene 1 wax to collie upon the id age in a Hurt of dark lantern fiadiion, wrapped in myidery and along him k cloak, introduce niyaelf totheuudi ellec ill II few half lllldihle alld iH'i'ldt reinarka to one of the net re***-* and j then diaap|M<4tr aa abruptly in Iliad • tane, by a well egeeuted and rapid Iwickward movement, na though I had laeltcd iiiyntwioiinlv Into the gathering twilight. I had |a*rfi>rHied tin* feat very mN<i*|w>liill>v til all the, reheaiMila, am) thotiglil I wax liiw lor it on the preM-iit iMeavioa. In in< I, it waa the only thing in the role 1 which I tell toiiildciil ot (a tloruiiag i to |ielleetitiU. \* I came him m the at age, dark . «nt tilaillc, lol bidding, Wtlll olie Hit j le i ot iii* rloak thrown user a>* hit | nlioiihler a hindt ol awe all ll|r I oil tin* HMM'labldl nudletiec J Mv la art Mwelte*| with triuiaph. j lid | a lt (be llo-OilUtloll of **hl> il la* j i,'How arlora hint »|token limiting to I •n* Yet * Hager tin* Tli* lad* in j * whom I waa to adore** m* m*»tnP j oita reauttka alarletl ami >imt**l a* | | appeared ■addelil* twhile her l'h» I ■rjii.h l,t .it Mllleli Well *|»*k>u l| n*Mml m* Imad w timing! t and I* ! gaa to melt a*'ay in tk* twilight, but ntna! I had mtarak lllutril the be >i I lion of the o|aadllg through whMil aa* to n*a|»orale Thatm wna a ■u bh n < i tialt I tail rawaiad ‘thniin'li ' every part of the building, nnd the next instant I wax Hat on my back, wrestling with tla* foreground of the twilight wene, which had topped over upon me. while roarwoflaughter pealed trom the delighted audienee. To add to t lie ridiculouxncflx of t lie jht lormnncex the nceoeahifter tried to let the curtain down with dispatch, but only t lie end opposite to mdwonlil deni-end and in doing xo very unex pectedly it left one of our farm la riorerx on the outside, near t he foot lights Till* (teemed to increase the umuweirient of ♦ lie* audience. My the time the xbifter got my end ol the curtain down I wax xo >•* hatixted with my emotion* that I had to be carried bodily into the drexxing room. Mrandy and other seductive restoratives were adminix tered, and I tlnally < -a in* to xnttl* iciit ly to wi|x-1he [xu-xpiration from my brow and groan. Meanwhile the un fccling nildfcm-e wax clamoring for the play to proceed. AIM he mcin licrx of the compaiiygathered around and Ix-xoughf me tearfully not to give up at t hix important juncture. They assured me that the accident war by no tiieanxan uncommon om-; that th<- play need not Ite spoiled by it ifaljclxc wi-nt well; mid they sug gested tlmt the audience would be more than willing to pardon an episode w hich laid furnixhed xo nilicli innocent merriment not down on the l.illx I mallv, when the heroine, the lovely heroine. Innlcaxt herxelf at my |cci and claxpcd her dummy hand* in my own. pleading with irresistible c|o<|Uc||cc of eve and lip, I eoiixentcd to struggle through the reumimler of t li>* play and t In n and t here clowe my histrionic career forever, if Ince more t he curtain roxe nnd I he pln v went on. lake a mini in u dr<inn I emiie mid went, mumbling my lines ami going through my part in a wooden innnner which fairly made lie-audience frantic. Put hiss ing mid groans moved me not; I wax nasi cci intr for crit jcixm etl Iter favor* able or ikIvi-i'mi*. Only mice did I par tially wake up. when ii miiiiiII boy ia 11n- audience *t nek laa on t lie Hide of the bead wltliu lien jianr of tha via tag** of 1K1 f. At ln*t aatiia lhe*tnh mi'lie in tha lonely dell, I think I never prepared to kill a pci'Mon with mo nu!' ii '1' liriollM pla/iMlira iim I pl'a par <1 to put that heroine Ollf of III" way. and tIiiim hiiMt"U tin* rotiwuni niatjon ot the play. The audience ',• '1 . 'I o ii" ' lightly JillpI'evMeil oliee more ,i - I ■ nine oil ill lay Alible elonk ami Moliloipiizcil before t he dreadful deed. The fatal laomerif arrived. The heroin** approaching through the for* -i blue'I in tin* nwcel thought* of ini" ■ "ii enadlove. I hid liehiml the :,,ommv trunk of a tree and awaited her coming. Suddenly my h'-ad whirled and my mind became a total blank! I eotild not for the lit'* of me recall the tragic word a with which to preface the bloody deed. The heroine Approached, pnHMcd the t ree. Miopped tor a moment, in hiii priee. ami then kept on. J did not etep forward# 1 Ht ill erollelied be himl tie* tree. She pained me again, and ic “he did mo gave h Alight ahem to wake up her ilelimjuent aMHaMMin. Then I wprang out and grae|ied her by the hair. I ought to have known better, but I whm not in it condition to know anything or cure for anything. The Mtuge direc tion ivie: "The villain gruHpH the lady by th<* throat.” To In* grm-p'-d tiy th<* hair waa evidently an tin- from lliei \peetniion of the hero ine • ' anything could poMHilily In*, for. with tin moMt natural feminine gent lire in ili<* world. mIih threw hack both her hand*, uttered a little Keren in of horror and grimped at the departing wig! There I stood with lay Hboiih1 ;#c gory hand filled w ith MM! • . i l . lll#> I Ijylll IKMIM • lotoliiuyr the hri'dit knife, liuny *ieeveleK« at my Hide. 'I'here wii.h a inone ntV awfid IiuhIi. and then the pathowof the Hcene liUrHt U|ion the audience and the Inirn wan tilled with thunder-; of applatlHc and deiniilliae veil.:. I aid nut wait; for the eurtain to fall: ill fad . it did not full, iih the xeene «!dfter wan not in a condition to perform hie areijHiomed function*. 1 fuelled for the drenwiny room uml hid in.yw'lf under a pile of coKtumcM. Siiieeihnf dreadful niyht I have never li-iii iu*ide a ilirntiw, and tin* very ejeIn ol i tiarn ninkeM me turn pale.—Itnvke'e Maya/ine. I'he Miokraf hi It lnwure. The niu»krnt n» natumlly it v ary auiinal, hut when panned hy liuuyer j*ipnte venturesome and often vi* idoiie when diet url»Hl. They wldom exceed a poUlld* ill Weiyilt ill t llie* Mute. They live iii burrown or liol low hn,» on i !.e uairyiiiH of MtreaniM, ■•-Idoiit ventartoy tint for loml until nightfall. * Ml the taal»hi'H their town* fi ni mble tile lillllotl* "doy tow ||*' o! tb»" Western pl'rtlfie lliev are found i».th mar »alt ami frewh water rile v *iil»i»t i hie ft v on water liiotln*k* I ta v are ituuit uunieroiia K i ’ • • m v M , a v |. i »oiih li v itiy laal e ai»l » l.oideilay oil l*e|iwaie Ihiv bijv l. y«- ijll. lit itie* o| la,ir>h land and ilevtde their time «oh*iy to mu*tun* liilmlng lie* wale of the bun* w l.< n i an d t* ijtiile t* inoiietii- , live, *■ hih t lie lb 'ti Had* a ready ».ile ill the tore) n .ifio I* A Kl.*» b rmef Wan !•« elill l tilt' | l<lthl a let ’ **'lull W hell he Miaile || break lor a drag ***•»»■ whete lie it mo ! |H*a ed tii pi at down whi*kv lie Wilt VII V a el ntmiil it lint r V|imhh| III* regret it.at hi* w lie laid lint tteii lilt tell in**eiid ot tidii** it, *|IW*\ nw It 1 Mil* the I l*V *’ nWoll hi* • ollhi Mill )»i mil ti iiol In in the | >ra» while la* 1 r The 1'nlted State* Supreme Court. York (traptur, Tin* opening of the Supreme Court * one of tile stage accessories to of leinl life at Washington. An.v one vho lias ever Ih**ii present w ill never 'orget the scene. The room is II st Ilf y one ut Ik's! nmiis rat her nil owlish* ookiug place. One plneid-fueed ne (i<> sits ut the door with a string in iis hand to help him open it without trouble. Another but u white-haired ion of Africa sits inside to aid him. Neither one of them would ilemenn liitnself b.v pulling the string for uny aie less limn a Senator or a member nf tlie House. Ordinary eitjjsen*must [nidi their wa.v inwide unaided. No •tie must earry it newspn|w*r o|wnly within thewaered p reel nets for the rule iw alisolute that no rending of journal* i* allowed in the coart. Nor must uni notes of t he prm-nedings !*• taken -1 lie official reporter in to do ill that. Once inside suppose tbecloek over llie door is striking noon. If it is striking at ftll that is lie- liour one hears, for it never sounds save to call the court together. Behind the long •urtains that bang lathe rear of the bench t be .1 udge* are formed, dressed in their silken robes. The grave faced old crier stands at one end of the oiirl and then looks sternly around lo note if all are in proper state to receive 1 heir honor*. Then, with nil •levated chin and n loud voice. In* niiiioiiiices, ‘'The Honorable t bet liiet ,|ustice and t lie Associated .Iasiice* nfthe Supreme <‘oiirl of lliel'nited States!" The audience raw*, the cur tain parts, tlic-fudges step forward mid, bowing low, stand an instant facing tlioA" present, who return the salutation. "Ovez’ oyer.,'’ snvs the modulated Voice of the erier; "all persons having any business with the Colorable | lie Supreme Court oft lie I nited States are admonished to draw near'for tiie court is now in ' M i t ...‘.A I.I... .... . * I “ " ' , 1 I * I« »*ll II II • J l» . ’ll" I' trlf* »»»'!• around to -'■<» tlmt no unre gcncrn te i'll Izeii Iiiim ,vet dul’*'i|f to lie -i'ii toil, 11 i»o III' in I hiIiIm, ini|)l'i"ini '■ ely, "(Jo»l i vc (lie I ii it i" I Stilt* Mini I lie liononilil*' court. I'ln* I>iipIiii"« Imx In-gun. *t Wii-III lift ton fc.*-inati«nal I'rcarlirr. The tuition * *'ii|*ii;.l Inn* »youug fiii'iK'lier who in trying to hlor-om oil* ii;* the ino:*l Kcn-m ioniil |>ttl|»t orator in tlii- par* of tin-country. Il*> 11* .i i'M I he peculiar inline of J.d Ii*/. Sivi-1,1. mnl m nt |»n •< et in clnirg<*ol one off In- Ihijitiikf ciiurclii-M. Ilcgnve notice n fi*W wed: * ago that hr Would * oiiiiin-in e n Mi-riep of Snndny evening • ‘•rinouM on WiiMliington wirkedru-HP. Hi- opening -liotM were ncattering. in* if lie" want*-* I to In* certain tlmt hi* new pt.vlc of jiri'iii'hing would ink** with (In* |*|-e r•»nd tin- jwojde. In n gi-ni-r:il nor! of wn.v In- told hi** In-nr i-i-M in i-lfcct Hint that a pit ill city wan woi-e I linn nni'ii-nt liulivlon. mid proiniwil dctnilM lati-r. Only one pn i»*-r noticed liin Mcrrnoii. Tin- pm-Mon i-young, mid Jutn n dudinh nppear nnee. A few dnyMiifti-r hie tli-Mt effort In- win* nround on V-WHpnper How leaving liiMi'iird, andirii'iileiiiully try ing to diMcover if any of tin- outaide Uiei'M Imd referred to hie w-nnon. ei-d, In* Milid t lint In' hail In en told tlmt one of tin- Loudon pnpei-M hud an nci-oiint of In** tii-Mt Mertnon. lie win* told 1 hut no Loudon pnhliHhcr h id hecoiiie crazy enough to orderl»y telegrnphn WuidiiligtoiiMerinon. Tin* 1*1 Hi effort of Hev. Kd lie/. Hwelll Wile niiin-d direct ly nt cditorM, rorreMpoud enfM midrejiorter.-. 11« pictured tln-m ;ip ,i horriiile chiMH of ritiwiiM. mid Maid Hint tin- reportern would gladly lie for 1 heir editors mnl that they got t heir ordeip from theirMUperiorM. Tin* ]*OMt Iiiim taken hold of thin clerical Ktri|>11n«r. yeurmu# tor notoriety,ami Ims published out* of his letters iiink iiiir ii reipmst that a reporter lie writ without fail to write up his wrinon. Siii li a man ns t his can't last Ioiik as a preacher, and when he natures \\ usliiiij'tou us beiujf worse t lint any other i'ity ofits size he simplydosen't know whut la* is tulkiii(c uhout: and iiccordinu to the common expression so often heard, lie ollji'ht "to take in i lie town” and tind out somethin);. A t'oiispleiioiiN Arrival. Pruin tin* Holton Couritfr. The brutality with which newly nturrled people are treated by their jest in); friends is roust unity receiving I'resb illustration. At a recent Itos. loll Wedding II couple of sportive ushers dlscoveri-d the train on wltieh I lie liridal eotiple were to leave town mil what Iniuna^e they laid. I»riv inu swiftly to the station they mu ililcl i lid, plan to tlie iMijCixatf'* uius* ler, and. with his eimidvaine. they ittlvsl to cue It haadie of the i ranks if the bride ami mi enormous Istw ol slate satin rildsai If tie- trrootn lid not blaspheme when h* saw lie (•sail alcil trtlllk* ilels«sit<s| ia I lie ladl ot I lie hotel to which Id' went,lie nay take I lie rank of Jol* (or patience.. I out) l.irs the Mi aid. A * hoi'oiiwlih wcIhiiiitlM in a uted Ohs dote lllmdlatilltf III* tfrent tint,! tia ttdd ot INwruHi soon after lfitte«t bal l ot |k‘Mi otisHehl It np|e*nra ihat not lontl after hi* irua*|dautatton to the House ot IrfiiiU I list itcfi met tt hroltter |s*r in he st r*»*t, w ho n*k**t hint how he ikisl the t halm* "bike I!" 'eVihttmed fttsra* It Ini' (ft I tun himself hit it iMOttetll, end ■Ittieietlim tail with the truth. like t* I M a* d I were ifead and bnrt*d title * Tie'll, Mcttm tie' ftliniuliiti it tlMs olaltl tire tat the |«et « fine lie tda.-d hastily, with a courtly ntal| rtesisltlde smile Ami in tie* fund til! he tdewsedf” i Riirtrlai j by Telephone. Dili’fiKO It.-rn;.!, “It, is a well known fm t that no i other section of the poplllnt ioli avail themselves more readily and sjs-edily of the In test triumphs of science I limn the criminal class." said Inspec tor Konlield recently. "Tilt* educa tional criminal," lie continued, “skims the cream from every new Invention, if he can innke use of it. | No sale lias yet been constructed that keep* out the shrewd ami de termined burglar, and (lint's theway in everything. Hut i don't recall . disc in which the truth was more brilliantly demonstrated than the Maxwell case.” “What eas<» was thflt?” queried an old newspa|s-r man present. “1 don't recollect of ever hearing of it before." “No, I suppose, yon don't, said Mr. I lot t Held, musingly. ‘The fmt, of the matter is it never writ* it case that projtcrly belongs to the department, but I can speak of it now. You see it was at the time when t lie telephone laid just lieen int roduced into I ttsi itess and private use. (Icorge Max well - that's not Ins real name, but it will do as well was at t tin 1 tilin' one of the most successful specula tors on I he board of trade, and was currently reported to have some time ago tipped the scale which marked the million ib* was a young and handsome mini, and lie had just married a charming woman. It wiis mi out-and-out love nmteh. A score or so of messages were dis patched every day during business liottrs. They contained such impor tant queries: “2:10 p. Ill, Mow arc you now. lovey?" And rcplhw like this: I,"» p. m. I sigh for you. How is my sweetest,?’ Well, to save • J/» lIn* n <111*1 l*» ill'Ti'iirM* MU' HU m ..if communication, Mr. Maxwell connected liia oftiee wit li 1mm home on Aahlnm! <i venue by private telephone wire. lb* wna one of the Heat men in t'hicago to do ao, About live uni of aix biiaineaa lioura were now apciit by him nt I he ‘hello.’ ••One ilnyjnat la*fore the cjoac of biiaineea there wna a ring lit tie* tele phone. Tin* devoteil huabainl. with n jump, wna there, ‘Wlmt. dqea my awii‘1 |«'t wiah?' he murmured. “ ‘I'm no pet, You iniatuke me, air!' rami' I lie reply, in tilt uumiatnke iibly muaijiline voice, u voice graft ulel reaping, hut very diatim I. ” ‘Who are vou, then?’ naked the nalouiahed millionaire. •• Till Tliomua JelTeraon Odell, the iii ' oinpliahed burglar, if you w ant to know/ •• 'llepeut, pleaae/ gnapcd 1 lie ot her. “ 'Odell, the burglar, eame the an awer over l he wire. “’The devil!'exclaimed Mr, Mux well. ‘No, only om*of Ida fnitliful aer vanta. Hut, now, liaten. 1 have no time to fool away. I and two of my pida have gained aeccaa to your houae. The cook, the eiiamberiniiid and your wife me lying here bound nnd gagged. The nigger coachman line M'cii diamiaed ot. Home lnimllea of oily ruga nave been judiriomdy dia tributed ulioiit the houae, ready to be ignited,’ “ ‘You bloody acoundrel?’ about ed tin* agonised huaband, whoao eyea were bulging during the recital. “ ‘Don't excite youraelf. Now, air, here ia my propoan). If you aliould diaap)ienr Irom the telephone* witli out acceding to it, I almll act, tire to the houae. It'ano uae applying to t he police for we'd be too quick for them. You will nee, Mr. Maxwell, that you are completely in my power. Tl.tt itiilv' uotiuililo tliintr roil i-iin iln iw to listen ti> my prop* mu I and to agree to it "(tli. I w ish I had my hand at your throat, you infernal villain!’ shouted i In- millionaire, mad with rage. ••‘•|5nt you know you haven't, so wluit's ;he line of talking that way! Is-t us t alk Imuiness instead. 1 need a loan of $20,000 cash. I need it ai once. It' you are inelimi to lend me that sum without giuiriiate*-I shall leave your house with my jials in ex actly the same eondition in wliieh l t«>und it “Yon are ruining me," groaned Maxwell. “And I don't think I have that ninth money in cash in the oftiee safe.” “You’ll force me to commit an ntrtM'hiiis deed,” eauie tlie remorse lies reply, “All right then—yes, I'll pay, hat tow hom'.'" “It is now o'to exactly. At this very iitotiieat my nnl has entered isiur otltce to receive the money, . Vou will pay him and lie will tell you ; the watchword agreed to lictwerll il», j wtindi you will telephone to me at ones." Hr. X|e\w**|l turned aroiiti I A stranger of pleasant meta, ilhswil in j the height ol'fashion, stood l*4oic I lam, •'sod tlie visitor "1 have called j tucollect a little matter of fjlt.iMNi! tor a 11 tend oi mils', Tins. Jefferson | tsMI ’ form t!" replhsl Mr M m well, i alio Heat to the ante, tisih from it two < lamdies containing $|tt,tHNl each, wad Iminlal the m«*tt*t to tie* strati g< i I’he latter aweriaimal tit.it its* amount was ttiriwl, then pla*e,| the uamey inode lit* two Iswal \ml the *«,»!• !•«oid* lim ited Mi Maxwell “Ixi tight toal tnirvS'O not' re I pied |Im> tairghu s confederal** with a great deal oi •hgna % ami slush • •at oi lie1 oltt*e with all the gtaU <!•*»** of a H|ma>sh hnhdgo " lH* right a ail iateifcre not' toy* tully shoi|f*d Mr Maxwell through i la (depict,,' fad now tiHl'hletVi* my premises, Afr. Odell, won't you? ‘ AmJ f, for my w ile-’ “ ‘HAve no fear. Mr. Maxwell,’ re plied the man nt the otiier end. ’A’ou tmve to deal w ith a burglar and uj gent ieman.’ "Mr. Maxwell locked hi* oftiee, got into liis Imgg.v and drove to his house at a Maud H. pave. The moreelnsely lie approached the keener hi* fear of a catastrophe became. Itut as he stop|s*d at the gate lie noticed noth iag out of the wuy. He sprang up the stairs, two at a time,arid entered the pretty boudoir of bis prettier wile. She was quietly reading. “ ‘How you must have suffered, my ungel!' lie cried, mid u soil shook hi* voice. ‘Theyoung wile looked up aston ished. suffered? I?’ *‘ ‘Thnt burglar, you know—it mast imve ls-eu awful. < iii, you poor darling!' " ‘Why, (Seorge, dear, wlmt is the mutter? A'oli speak in riddle*.' “ ‘Itut didn't la* gugyou?’heusked. “ ‘Now, seehere. tieorgi . I wish you would talk sense. Wlmt do you menu?' ‘‘After Mi' Maxwell hud finished the recital of his adventure lie asked: ‘Wasn't there somebody here nsiiij: my telephone?' “ ‘Why, yes there was,’replied Mr,«. Maxwell. ‘A young and welJ-drc-sed young limn, looking lik* a sm i <-sful luisiiiess mail, earn**, introducing himself 1o m<> as "Mr. Thomas Jeff erson Odell. a speculator, and re quested permission to make use ot your private telephone to -<nd you a message, Of course, I gave him permission, lie used the telephone lad a. couple of minutes and then eaiae hnek into the parlor, i hanked me for tli*' favor I laid done him and went nw ny, saying t he telephone was a very useful invention it facilitated business so niueli,’ "‘And llnil was all?' asked Mr Max well, ‘lie didn't gugyou and the servants? lie was alone' He didn't otter violence I o you? *‘ ‘Why. no! He was very polite 11II" gl'll I H'lllll III \ 11111 ♦' Ilf llllll II lir | you uri’nt this moment, (icorge!' ** 'Oil, t lie devil!' exi Ininieil <ieorge. with n, wild out lull's!. 'Wlmt an ia li'i'iml mts I've mini' of myself! )!>, ellse me. [let, lillt I can't liejp it. I'll ill'i V e ovcl' ullil tell t lie poll‘1- about it.' ‘‘Tlail's vvluil lie did," conchaled Itoidleld, “and that's the way I came to know about it. Hutnitir talking the thing over with me, mid alter eoiisulfiug with t lie smartest detect ives we laid at the time, we came to the I'onelusion that there was no ijinncc of reri ivering the money. Ttic |miit* were loo slick. And in spite of all we've done since t hen we've heard nothing more of the #20.000. nor < l Mr. Thomas-lefferson Odell and his Flowers in flic list. It is I he custom in the Tyrol for a man. when he is engaged to be mar ried, to wear a bouquet in bis lint. TlieduniHcl gives him, every day or two, a fresh bouquet, [deked from the dower-pots in her window. .Should she prove fickle, mill jilt the swain, t he ot her young' nan of th<* village assemble auder la r window and throw down the Haver-pots. A stranger wonders, on seeing so many men with bouquets stuck it. their hats, why t hey do not marry, esjiec i.illy as not a few of them are what we call “old bachelors." The ex planation is that the village com mune will not allow any person to marry unless he can show that he has laid by a sum of money sutlivivu l to support a family. A hiil.v, 1 raveling through Tyrol in a stell-wngon, a cross between a dilligence mid an omnibus, over heard the driver talkimr to a nimi at Iiix side on I lie box, mid f‘om}ilmiiinjr ofliix oecii jin lion, lb* bad worked laird formally yearn. Im miid to p*t lllomy ellOUjjll to fiiorry: but the hiiiii wax lur Imlowwlmt it liilixt be iH-fore the eoiniimin* would jjivn iiiiu lieriiiisxion to niuiry the woman to whom lie wax en^agt'd. 1* im reneed ho slowly tlmt lie did not know if lie should ever jfel the eoveted |>erniis xiou. Souiet iiiu'H ii dozen or more of eiiffaned youne nu'ii mid women, de n|iiiifinjur of ever y«*t irtff money enoujfli ftumeiuv I lie eommuiie x jier iiiixxlon, "i i on a iiilffrinintfeto Home, Iwepinj; their way on loot. W hen there, they mi* married; tail, on their return to the native village, they are lined axa |iiinixhim'iit for br»*uk injf ttie law. I'riilix'lloll fuiHi IiixtI lilies. The l.olldoli l.aniel says; Many |ieo|ile do not know how eti*Uy limy i'll ii |iiiit*s t iheuumlvew mat their ehiltlreii ait'uiiixt tie* Idle** of trmit" and other IlimilM. Weak iiirleilii' m id »|Hiutred oil lie' "kill and hair, lllld III Millie I'llNMI the i lot llill|f, wilt drive uwtt.t I Im w hole 11 il*»* A uroit liiiill.t • hildrvii and not a tew adult* art* tormented i liiiiiiuhnit ilm whole tniiiimei l»y iiitiiiiteeimiiim*. tt' kiim' Ih’I'miin* who are itffotitl ol|iu ltl< »iiml even ol tIwir own tfurilvliM mt thin a« - J i omit. I lot ham i" all mi|«ili t nr*i It* lion, for we have M* ii a tluhl will we tieil and ankle lllld hill it IIIIU through the «lie kliixi »o *ertovi"lv that for dav* »lie , ould not wear n teat lea *hoe Ml llii* i nh t*<n ver Int. at * in ilintf to oure\|iei mm • ami that We l« Ii eve oftnnti,v oilier" Ifv inrtmiii' I Hrel jndit Mni*lt *e*e,| I tw mI"I III*III U to kee|i a tola! lull IM 1 he it III The wilatioa "hi ink I not tin, tain mine than nv in' neven |mr trkt„ amt it mat la* aihli"l to water antii the hitler *||M If" "tttmtflv. Tht* Imiv fvmhlv ami with t anietv l» a(t ,1* »l With a »|xie* * We late* In* doubt thwl httrt*** ami entile v«mitt lie |iu*lt" tut tit the "nine way Itvim tile lima util'll e ilm i in *•" marly m in hi* a them r fHE SUNDAY SCHOOL. LESSON I. APRIL 8—SIN'S WARN ING—LUKE 13:22-30. iiolden Ten: “Ctrl*# to Kater lo at tha at rail I fate"—Lake 19:94—.Imu* the Indefatigable Worker for spirit u*> and Temporal (food. OPATK tha l«MOa In the life of Chriat. reviewing the dia gram given In the Review. Lesson XIII., of ls*t ijwa - ter. Itead the whoi chapter und aNo Ihu paaeugee referred to under “Light from Otlter Scripture*,” m u* to gum ah! give the deep lm picMelon which they produce by reiterat ing the one truth In many wuvs, an I riorn muny aource*. When on. wi*h*« l . break a alone h. «irlke* many * e«i. liloWH upon the mine spot. When a bit lery would hr.uk down u eltj wall, ahot after eliot In fired ugulii*l the euui" pi i - The iihi h of ihi* leM*ou should make a leep Impression on the tnlrul* of the voung. Mhould help them to onte lo a determination to *. . k the kingdom of Hod now. Time Decemtxr, A. t), I’la • ■ komewheie in Pen a. Jem- Thirty •hre. pur old, n lit tin more ihue. ttne-i month* lx fore hi* eruclflxlon. The full text of lo-doy'M le.son If u* fol low*: And he w.ni through ill* cltlm and village*, leaching, uml Journeying Inward Jeru*a lent. Tin n 'aid one unto him, lord are there f, W ihul he raved? And he raid unto them, J4 Strive to enter In ul the -uiaH /.a' for many, I my milo you, will »vk to > m«r In, und ►null nol l»- aide, >. When once the mauler of the houmi I* rl*en up. und hath shut to the iJo.p uni ye begin lo niuml wlihout, and to kr.ic-k ul the door, ►uylng, Lord, Lord. op*n unto ii*. and lie ehull aiiHWer and ■ uy unto you, I know you nol whence yc ure; .'it. Then ahull ye begin to *uy, VTa have .iil<n und drunk In thy presence, and thou hast taught them In our street*. you not whence ye me, depart Ire:., mu, all ye workers of lbl<|ij|iy. Tin !• shall he weeping and UN., th in/ ul ti l th, when ye shall hc» Abruhun anil I suae, and Jaeoh, and all the prophets, in the kingdom «jf Hod, arm you your- -U s thrust out, to. And they shall come from the east, arid from the west, und from the north, mid from the south, und shall rut down t:. I hr kingdom ct god. Ji. Ami, I < hold, there are lust wbl r shall he ilrsl; wml there ate first whi , ► hall he lust. Humi' > vplanatlnns to most ambiguous pm "tv*'s ,irr- a follows: -I, laud, art l hr re few Hint be suv-d'.' laterally, that sn being a . ■ i ' from sin and everlasting denim It does n , M em to ini that (Ids uuesllon v, us asked out ill Idle curiosity, of which there ,* no hint, hut llmt It I'unie trout m. earn**’, soul In vlt w of wlml ho hud ohser . *• I an l heard, and felt. As a Jew. lie bat be, u taught tliut only the few were saved, for lew le rami Jews where alone salvation eould he found. In Hie second book of Ksdras of the Apocrypha, which belong* between the Old Testament und the New, und with which he doubtless was familiar, this <|uestlon is discussed, und It I* u» Mimed that few only will he saved. ' Pic most high hutli mad* this world to muny, but the world to come tot lew' n li "There are many more of them which perish tliun of them which shall he ovr.i like us a wav* Is greater limit a drop" (W: 15, Vi). 24. Strive to enter Irt at the strait gate, or narrow door of u palace or a city "Prom the < astern custom of receiving petitions at the gale, 'the gute* of the king' became a phrase, us we now say The Hnhllme l'orle, for the Turkish govern* merit, uiul Is used of the Persian court.'' Moot! anil Liddell. The picture I- of the gun ot the city or pulaee of Hod, the kingdom of Hod, und hence the gate to eternal life. On the other hand, th--'e Is given In Matthew the picture ot another city, the i Ity of destruction, with Its wide gate, and a broad avenue leading thereto. Hi!. We have eaten und drunk In thy presence. Thi y hud been guests wtth him, when then was "the feust of reason and the flow of soul.” They hud been Id* com panion" tl n/gli not Intimate, for they had listened r •spectfully wtdle lie tuught in and their duly. Z7. And yet he ahall say, I tell you. I know you not whenc ye are. 1 Jo not recognize you a* my dl*dple*. or a* chil dr»n of God. 1 see Into your heart* and know ihut you have riot the heavenly spirit, till IIU and spirit of (Jo.t. You do not helony 10 ihut khiKdom, for you are work* re of Iniquity. Depart from me. fur you do not belong with me. Go to yo-r own place. There, where the worker* of iniquity are, rhuli In weeping and gnu-lung of Keili, sign* reapedIvely of augut*h and ruRe/'—Gambiidge Itibh*. "White mOe' of 1 he description* of thla uwful future -tat* are ttgurative, all the llkure* point to u, reality which i* beyond description Sin »• the merciful Savior teuches non' a:■ >ut this mutter, we ure riot merciful If n emit it."—Hevisloit i'oiii When k -hail -#e Abraham. etc., I heir ancestor- *!; i u* they refused to imitate, and yet expected to 1« with them In glory, because they wer. their children tl.uke 3:31. So the rich man In the putable, being in tor ment*. now luixaiua In Anrubum* Ikiwin tl.uke l< lk-sij. 30. And, behold, implying, "strange a* It may went," there are lu»t which •hall be time, etc. These words are *a!d by the t.urd. on at least three different ocesrtor* there and in Matt 19: 39. and SO: ID " nadir r. Soim who were Hr»t called idail be lad in power and usefulnes* In the kingdom, as Was true among the spy•(!*», and still more true of the Jews and th.i ibIItiles home who were llrst m (iml* leges, iqioi luniMes, hiesatiigs, shall to latt In Dm geial that should reeult from them. There «n nisi in Seal Who glow coil. While eifa<is no ream from small iwfHc mugs to burning and shining lights There are yhtldreu oi drunkard# that go ahead of son** of the i htldren of the best pa rent* The Meson la that no one own -I*c * t on lit* paioMag*. •ducalMu. wealth uoi or latoM without > hsurlej end wttiing that w hh l- M good end oa the eths nandlh se* who ha<* been moat -aimtotal* la a*r*> •oi touttding* and indocniee tea rise and • land among tg* nret tl lit*) with NkUUIUN ANU HKIUNM tlmhop Hail iKirtmopwij, gf V«rftM»'H she wgg reveal If take* til (ft ttibUg » rtvoy«r iftg fgih tl (% Mid Ikat Ilf Ik* hU.ODd IlkJlgg* Itelonglgg lo th« died* UlftW. 4 'M ft*' egg (e lie fc'pM»opal, HwftfUnrft gftl l-pgregalh agl iftwfiftgg. Tiler* •»* I? dltvfwftl ft«*». »*« wf d. hcdi.m i* this looairt. mk ft* >« i 4t*uhiUt« oawt*. us wwft chat** , i after If II* *WII Of gftftigftttWft, (H WWft ****** if worvilft. *ad It* own hoi wt h« 0»4*»l(il|h *