rifv»lir»l •( !•»• Th#»^r. Mr. Cleveland made hie tlret appear ance at the theater tbia winter the other night, and the way In which the audience stared at him la sufficient proof of the hunger in Waahlngton for a eight at the chief executive, and the very email gratification which the pres ident gives to thl* popular desire. Of course, the president le always Wash ington's chief exhibit No, it was not surprising that when he came to the theater every opera glass was leveled at him, and some Inquisitive persons promenaded the alles past the presiden tial box in order to have a good look. The president looked especially well. Sitting Just under a cluster of electric lights, hi* every feature waa thrown out prominently. Nome one said he was a regular living picture. —Wash ington Npecial to Nt. I/OillS Republic. The Unklndest Cal nt All, A« shakspeare says, le fo poke fun or din-er at people alio are nervous, under the Iralf hi-ilnf llisi Ihelr comifialut la Imaginary or so alternation. II Is nelihsr, but a serious reality Imperfect dlgeallon Slid assimila tion of the food I* a very common cause of neMoneness, especially Hist distressing for m of it which no riio sfs f f s< -1 f In want of slo p Hostetler a stomach Hitlers speedily remedies nervousness, ns It also does mala ria!. khliicy. Mlllons and rbenmalb- all inenls. The weak gain vigor »|rt-s*rwa,v darkened and there entered a little elderly gentleman a physician wlo sometime* patron* |/,ed tho slop Item* knew and liked tin* old fellow, "What!” exclaimed lie* newcomer, "What!" r.* peareti to lx* xtamp-lng up and down tho llindlemn» day?" •'The xarne," axaenied Tlc*n<*. "The Name, eh?" cried the old gentle man, “And don’t you remember any thing connecting roe with that -mb cellar?" "oil, yex," the Ixiy replied. "You came In no I wax at work, and I uxked you for a plea aunt device or m- tt*» to engrave <>n the rim.” "And 1 gave you one, did 1 rod?" "Yo*, xlr-« Fpenca motto, 1 have It yet.” Item* groped In it drawer of tin work table and flabed forth a piece of parchment ujxni which wax wrliien In a fair baud the following conflict In old French doggerel: jyi rim« i *a • vi in ,1'hI meaelri**, un propi*** goiii." wtjl.Tl tucaua, roughly: "I tuke the biller wiib the aweel." You as®, my lorda, iny twite |m neat.’’ "By St. Anne," wild the physician, “thoae arc the llnea. And you en graved them on ilie nh.Ii cellar?" "Yiai, air. I thought them appropri ate, when you trniiHluicd them Into Provencal." ..Id geutleiuiiu twirled IiIm gold headed KtaIT Joyotialy. "Oome with tne to the |ia|miI palace,” lie Maid eager ly. "I.oek the door, aim matte Imate. I will In< uuHwerahle to .Matliicu " ileus liealt.ited, but he knew the phy ah Ian was ait exeelleut eiiMloiner and hud niueli lutleeiue with IiIm inuater: ao. In the end, the door wiim locked amt the Imi,v and IiIm aged guardian mci forth together towards tin- pitlme of the |mi|icn, w here alroady the Judgment Tkr i ..infir111ton In the great hall <>f audience the nc.v |hi|m< wit on a raised throne surround ed by Ida caidlnnU Before him were grouped live and forty futnoUM artlata In gold ami Mllver, I tearing In their arma the parin-ulnr work on which they rented their hope* of muc, ih Ip the conical. An array of dlatluguiahed people ailed the hall Indeed, it waa dilttv nil to aulu entrance uuleaa one were n great l-ad nr lady, or amuc eo< ImUalle of known |Mi«liion llmce, |t aeemed aurprlalug that n little gray haired man. clad (Imply In black and carry lug a Mllver topped atalf, should matt awe to ihraatl hla way with aaa« through the gorgeous multitude I end Ing by the hand u dim lad In the Jerh In uf an apprentice, the elderlv man In i|u. »ilon had only to w htaper hla name to the iwan at arma Indore a way waa matte for him Am he paMaed acurea of vo|i eg Whispered "I her* gne® the lira p >pe'( phi ah tan Make room fer hla lloilneae I holt e the phtMhtan I it wraa our frteud «f the wmrh«hnp hurried i,award holding Itenc a hand, until they mm«| close 11 the |»ai*al [ throne and inuaedtait ly behind the ' line of waillaf gutd»mtihe Una ny one the coutratagta imphls® • ore lOMfe. i.d hr the |«.|we a*td nr j dliotle Aftei nt trlt an irmr ■ die i'iimIoii i lie <-li itrlInlm weie h;iIiI the elianilierlaiu, Planter lungl llam - inilla of Maple*, with III* golden whip, milt Muater Jenn Mntlileii of A vlgtioti, with III* Mill! eellar of Hiller, The Hull t ellur l liliaen I ttiee more I In* eonelave exatilllietl , the golden whip mid llie Nllver nil it eel- I i Inr. All HUlllinted dl*eil»*loii aeeiueit ] lo ugllale them, riiially the |m|*> ‘ Meettieil decided, mid whl*|teri*i| hoiiio word* In the ear of the ilimiihorliiln. Itene ii I iiioHi Mtoppod liren tiling, *o greill Wli* III* exeltellieul. lln tile latter funi'lliinary * topped forwnnl to mi lion line the t*e*tl|| ' III* Ifoliln **,” -aid the chamber lulu, ”lm* t'hoMen In favor of the article w lib'll, while perhnitN hoi *■» ei.Mily a uiMlerlul, I* ipilte a* heaullfnl a* ll* rival, and of far more practical value, lie give* the prixo, logoi her Willi the l*mi of papal Jeweler mill goliUniliIi, to Maxtor .lean Maihlcii, milker of llie ningnlileenl *alt eellar," A murmur uf approlmllon ran , ihrough the hall, for all liked to tee a man of I’rovetiee of I In* Origin "I Mrral llrlf ttlii'i ( kiin| \li'kniiiiii> ".lii'm Mull." i lie mythiml |M‘raouiiK<’ -11PIX'Ml•< 1 lit repie-rnt the KiicIIhIi pro pie, iiikI now ilgiirfng largely In our iilliorhil wriling mill In enrliHin*, wan die Invent Ion • f Hr. Arhiiihiioi in line of hlM nallilcal MketebcH rol filling the tlnke of Marlborough. In the opinion of lir Johnson. Arlitltlmot wiik "the it cm t iiinn among Me* I'lulni'iit writer* In lyiM'i'n Anne'M lime." lie iir.'W John Mull a* the typical KiigllNlimaii a Mtout, rial fa rial olil fanner, far loo eor pnli'iil for lairnfoi't, I'holiTh', hut withal an houi'Ml anil well iiicaulng fellow. Me .• lot Inal him in Ifiiihfi’ hnaa'lif* anil lop-lioolM, pm a at oil i on km cinlgel in IiIn Iih rial ami a hull dog hi hi* lie'Im ami net him up for all time to *orve a* the I'CproMeli III live Kufrllahlllllll. Ilf may have been not mo hail a carl mlire III the (lay* of Ijllccll A lllie. Mill lo i lay i i'1'l It III ly there Ik Ulllell lone III I.cmIIi Hlepheii'M ri'llia'k lliat "he com ph'lely Ill'll » the Kii^MmIiuiiiii of real life." The atornge Kngliiliiunii ■ f |M|k( Ik phyMlcally iio mi. liter certainly Ilian pl'ohiihly not ho .| oil an III" average Aiiierieaii. ami the mIoiii i inlgel ami I lii• hull ' of Mcli'clliig ii Wife 1‘rnc I let'll III NiiiiIi'k Iii the t.'liureli of Santa Marla An nnuisluiu ai XapleH girln uHMenihle once II year for the pill'p Me of helilg elioacii Ill miirrillgc. 'Mi me liny cm our isiuy. liefore II* tillin' kneel* u silent row of thirty girl* dressed In bhiek uml with fiilded tin nils. They ..rphuns of ilie nelghliorlng foundling u*yluui. mid mice it year those who have renehed the age of eighteen have a Him me of being ehoseii in nuiiTlage by any lion e*t mail whose charaeter I* good. At the door leading to the suerb-ity stand* a gray bailed priest, iliat of the head of the foundling institution. Ity and by a young man approaches him ami hand* him a packet of paper*, ksu- I'.w Th chini heiutarf hefurfff These the priest reads carefully, and, being muiIstb'il. lend* the luinlldule to ward the row of girl*. The niuu walks slowly along the row at lust he slop*; Ids choice 1* made, and he stretches ollt hi* hand The girl rises, pill* out her limid Into that of the Hlruiigcr by way of consent, and b getlmr they dis appear Into the sacristy. The tee hav ing been broken, others follow, and till* goes oil wiltII the sillier, are ex huiisied. or all the girls have In. chosen. Kleliiuond War. To Uiiki- limiil Cl over IIh> l will describe how I made No. 1 clover hay. If the weather ts favora ble. I begin cutting as soon as In full bloom ami before the bends begin to turn brown, I never begin to mow un til after the dew is off, as It will dry off sooner stuiidfug up than after It Is down. I generally mow down what I think I mil rake and cook the same day. I begin to rake up the clover be fore the leaves begin to crumble, Into small wlnrows, and after an hour or two I go to cocking It nil. putting It Into small cocks, which will be cured out nicely, and ready to liaitl Into the burn (lie following afternoon, if oa examination I Hud It loo green and heavy to haul In. I get at It alsmt Jo or 11 o'clock, and turn the cocks l«»t lout side up, always turning them to ward the north, and not unite Hat down, and It will he ready to lilt til to the burn right after dinner. I cut down two or three acres late enough in the afternoon so that it won’t wilt much—for If the clover gets partly cured (lie dew will cause it to turn brown. Some farmer* will mow all day. mid let il lie on the ground imiil the next day, Is'fore raking up. In that way they lose the biggest part of the leave*, which is the best part of the buy; and the dew will eause the hay to turn lirawn. which generally 1 wz U« ttUUUll IlKkUlllHU Ul.u M4THIMV M 4 THIK* 4«l» 4 40 '*» M 41. to threw Mtmwlf (imeirat* I •-(>*« tto pu(ie. tektoml all. aiul bridal |MI» uttaly fur pur 4-> a Tto awl »l tto Mile 4h»hmi »aa ptotalag em>u*ti lib* ItuWtoto. *to im>|w, a Iter ml bit tie* re* ami mail* Itettf m-autii Me twirl yu|il>litllb lit •trail Ml tlu* tliaataxil U*ihlni Hut, aa tto lum k twttmly, ami l*y way *4 |iuutaltm«*ut fur tto latter, to ***tM luamlml lit*- »bl jrtrlM tu take bh furmei amnvutkt* aa yafttaf I# tto thriving little atop altmtU'4 a mm** tto wlmtltaaa *4 Ito etteet nt tto three Klara kail tw*la> If )*»« *t«H k»la tma ami turn tow a ttot tuetni Mile atieel yew wtU Mart tto Mrulbil ab»t* I'MiatMpMa la*|ttirer Injun* || for fomlm* |«ir|**u* I halt aomvllnw* | >>uu* nut aha ami groan w halt I nnaMi lit f *•»■*! II I auwM mlh« hair aartf ml i hutif b*). ruratl oni in tin- «wa • Minna an) gratu limn •<* M»«* tana ml, mm Iiumu iI i>r»a n uihml I*) • lib grata *••«*«• nauyla Ibiab •!»*> mu*i nao* iuinta) b«> m fa«ul limit bora**, miug arrabl ilutar bat «• III >auaa ibam In nata Iba b**«n*. Ml | bata taaan fvati nig otatar bat i« b>*ra»* for Iba ban! Ilitri) )%*I* tail bata taatar bail an> • Mug Ilw manor tMib miua U Hurt! ta lutarmal »f AgrbtaHur# Marketable. I‘n*«lhle. N'e«v York Weekly Housekeeper — "Wain any old newspapers'.’” •Iiinl man "So. Newspaper* ain’t made o' rugs any more. Wade <>' wood pulp." "Housekeeper ’ Isn't wood pulp no use'.’'' •Junk man -’’Hue** not; but dump 'em on If they happen to be made o’ maple wood maybe I can sell 'em at a maple syrup factory.” • too Reward. SIOO. The reader* of this paper will be pleased in learn that ’.here la at least one dr. aded disease that science has been side to cure In ul. Its stage*, and that Is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is the only positive .;ur" now known to the molten! fraternity. Catsrrh being a constitutional disease requires a con stitutional treat.Vent Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease and giving the p itlent strength by building up the con stitution and asalstlng nature !n doing Its work. The proprietors have so much faith In Its curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that It falls to cure Hend for list of testimonials. Ad ’res* F. J CHENEY H CO.. Toledo, O. Hold by druggists; 7Sc. Hall's Family KU*. Zfic. The man who Is not religious at. home olleii tries bard to he so considered In cliurcb. I'vfri mnlhrr sbnulil Hlnujri hwvr at hand s I. • II of I nrker's o n <■ T, Mill Nu'hPig «l s so s'si I for calri. aeskne* . colds, sod slcc. lessncss. Treasures laid up in heaven always en rich somel .sly on earth. Sow Is the llsse In .-are your Corns ntlti tile ‘co- »rns Ittskcst ouo tperfect tv gives comfort to iho 1 et. Ask jour dr.ogtst for it. thv. 'i'bo life s|*«ke lowdest when the tongue is dumb. ______ I shall recommend Fisa's Cure for Con sumption far and wide .Mrs Mulligan I’lumstead, Kent, England, Nov. H, IHBft. The love that never speak* until It does it on n gravestone, keeps still too loug. FITS - A tl Kits sto|i|s*.t free to |)r. h line's dress Nerve Keslorer. No Kllsaft. r the tlrsi iisi sure, MartHoiiscurcs. Tr,-,.l c-iiinl S'tt r.sl coil 1<- fi »■. t» k IS rases, henj topr. Kiliie.tktl Al i i, PL., dill*-, Pa. When the devil Is clout to strike to kill, he puts on his Htinday ( oat. I’rfclou* .Metals. The great mining camps of Cripple • reek, Colo , aud Men tir, Utah, as well as those of Wyoming, Idaho and Montana, are liest reached via the IJkiox Faciric. 'I he fast time and through car service on “The Overland Itoute" are features appre ciated by all. For Inlormatiun regarding the at ove camps address your nearest agent, or K. I,. UIMAX, Uen’l l'os*. & Ticket Agent, Omaha, Neb. If good seed is put into good ground some of It will l« sure to grow. Fob hei.ieviso Tuhoat Diseases. Contois a mi Hoarseness, use “brown’* bronchial Troches/' Hold only in boxes. Avoid Im itatlons. Every man makes unwritten laws that others have to keep. billiard table, second-hand, for sale rheap. Apply to or address, H. C. Akin, Ml H. nth Ht., Omaha, Neb. I { ( ( < i i i ! < i i i i ) i \ i i i ► < \ i_ > take the law in your own hands, ladir*. when you ask for • c-V\' 81^' . Biiin Velveteen skjrt Binding ! and don’t ^ct it. Sentence such a I store to the loss of jptur trade ami ; jfive it to merchants who are will* ■ nifj to sell what you demand Look for *• S. H. & M.,” on the Label. and take no other. If your dealer will not supply you we will. Send for aamplea. ahowlnf labala and matona • to tha S. H . It M. Co P 0 Poa 699, New York C, y Emm\ t SMOKING TOBACCO, J f 2 oz. for 5 Cent*. f ;CUT-SLASHi t CHEROOTS 3 for 6 Cents. f y Give a Good, Mellow. Healthy, f A Pleasant Htnoke. Try Tliera. f A LVOV * CO. TOMCCfl WKW, Ifcrhas. 1C. f WE HAVE NO agents. 1 WW W0 ■■'l.ut nil dlrpt t t(> tl)' <'(•! rttnivrsi wholACHLlA |»r|r* y, afiip M.ywh'i9i ti,r t*»n n atlon »*l*. Kv<*rj 11t in/ w»r r*nfM. lOOptyh • « f IatHi***, 90 atylva • llsrsraa, 41 AtylfW Kl/lnr H»d die*. Wrltf* for '» RI.RHAKT CAkklACKS N4R. XSM MU. CO., MAMA If. mo. I THE black,orblue,Ua BRUISE :SP*TS Um ST. JACOBS OIL the soreness disappear. J , > OUT. IT It MAGICAL. i