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About The Loup City northwestern. (Loup City, Neb.) 189?-1917 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 1, 1895)
I ; WTIRNAWNAL mS5 ASSOCIATION. ] OY PI HMISS ION Of RAND. MCNALLY A C(X . (C11APTKK V!.—Covrisuan). At the Towel wharf he landed, paid Ida pam-ago and aomethlng over, and walked away from the river, taking - veral turn** without hexltatlon or In quiry, and finally making due euat lor Morne dlafaneo Anothei turn to the right brought him, a* he had ealeti lited, ati.nght down upon the rlv'-r again at YVappitig In the not very probable t;.'-* of any one having at tempted to follow him from tb" neigh borhood of bln oWII bolixe lllx rapid voyage dun the river and blx devloir « ourxe thioijgh thexe Ihhkly populat' d atreetf mi.Ft have eotfipletely battled th-- j pUf'MUlt. He xtepj «! down to the wat' « “•*!'• an ' looked at t‘ < half-do/.en boat* lylm there. In . moment In* wax xurroiifided , by theli ownerx, eaeh voeif* rou“Iv | • lalfnlng the pa Heng'T for blx own raft, w anafited tn be at "iiee t h* a feat and ap**' -dleat on the rivet He amlled. and ehox« tin* one who made tin moat nolxe. Tblx w r 'Might. <-p< r-looking young i i; i vc» f*\< ry protniHc of tiolng < 'Mn munlcnllv* an coul I N* winh» «1 Hcfop* lln-y flail v to- half a rnllc In IumI JuHl fIt the coh*n< I'm cholm of hltn h\ i» plying at gr« at length to four or tl>* fntatiw t« 111fiikh; hut though IiIh com puniun w;i« kncplng a nharp lookmit, fn-thlng hf * tiieif to give him th** oppoi | • unity <ir information lie dentreil. \ - lie i orner it 11>«- tower end of the pool came In Might the colonel miole mother attempt. "You roust have some Interesting characters," he xuhl, "down here among the shipping and the xallorx.” "You may say that, xlr," whh the re |,l> ; "there'x all xortx In lilme'ux, from i spanking laxx like Susie Oaylord down to old Nan with her black teeth iml her fathom o* foul tongue behind 'em." The colonel xmlied. This might he i amuxlng, hut It wax not buxlnexx, and he put It by "Ah, women," he Bald: "no doubt they «rc always Intereating, but I w < | thinking of men, and xtorlex of udven j l are at sea." "Ay, ay, xlr," xuld the young man, “there may be a tale or Iwo about, but there's not in mb In men to my mind; they're every one iih like Ur ether as n row of hollies; but the girls, now, young and old, glib and glum, stupid and smart tins why. they're all different, and ye can’t but like to hear about '"m all." The cob on I smiled again, but he was i inwardly dlxsallxlletl; he felt that he 1 wax far from caring to hear about all the fair onex In l.lnndiouxe. The boul, under tin combined force of two xtrong irm i and < Idling tide, was swiftly near tag Its destination, and bis opportunity would soon have passed unused. It waa clear that some means must he found of prolonging the converxu lion, for it would be illflleult to open mother with so willing and ho expan- j s|ve a talki r. "It's a .-harp morning," be said, "and ii seems a long time since breakfast. Is ! there a house nenr where we could ttnd uiything tit for a thirsty man to \ I rink?" The boatman laughed knowingly, and i with an air of pride In the locality. ''There's the Outward Hound,” he .aid, “whin ye'll get better rum than ever pae-ed the cuHtnma up yonuer," ind lie drew the heat Into the lunillng atepH. "That will do,” mild the colonel;”we II l ike n kI.'ihh, then, for gaud lock, for I don't mind telling you that I'm lu tlinl line JiihI le w toy m If.” Are je though1’” link'd IiIh i on p inion, looking at lilui with more gym p ithetle Inten nt; “why. I took ye for ■ l<’reiiehy." The mil ni l HWnllowed Idf nation.il pride and Kt'luned rweetly. "I am a From hman " I. ild "hut I m running it free rargo for all Hint, j 1 hi down here now to look for a email man who lu ,,wh the tiado " Tin y had left lie' ImiiiI ami w> |e now , walking In the dlreetlon of a liivein f o lng tl' river i>n the Winn hoard up peal' d n "Idp wllli all aalle eel, and at the miiHt-l cud a large triangular pat li if hrtlllant ullramarlne, Intruded n i Iwulit, to r> pree. nt the hlur-peti'i tin • lamil of outward t'oiind veaHyh I'he lilt'll.I "f llle ll.'UHe ploleil no | • av on •" the failiniiH rum w an urdend 1 • ml of d ora lul" a I aide veranda, which (l ey had •llllroly til IheliiaelVeK at Ihle . arly hoiii of the murulng V'e •aid the co|"t|c|. Ilia, Up ». |ll> |,p» ellllially "Vi the lli|ll"i "I Waal i mall l< help mi with a heavy cargo I • ml I td t, Id Ihul I •hall find d"wn III ! them, p., I la i Haiti Hern III John at, II' VV tl" II d • II il a Well !|a Ill'll),it. Ill Ilk J I,nil), 'll a all hie . P„I.; ,o w II. y, may tln l hint and >e OKI) not, tail 1 ! t, II y, thte Ihclr M I I . mull like hint If > e do Why -I aid I led tin I tin la to In Id'll it i* The il V> line i ppile la, lad HU , ye on him elm • tt , Ial ia htlal* I eea, yr kl a all I llo y *aV the \d mil ally Ih'iiha *1 hk link him . an, UgeHtlnna too. ahum Hie Jau ,!P H trade I Mlml Ve | aal muhlllg I'l'V Ot Wllal 1 I III told M V e. If Iml I VII III al l II, il Ho Idly Hi ger and Idm havi li o fairly { wi ll a, uualn'i I Hme and igaln "Ah eaet III* eidutlel Ihat a all o|d late, hat whal'H lh'» al- al the II-HUM • Ida I vi nut la,ml that kud hr i ailed fu« a fivah aiipply of rum fur Ida ,11u|*,iiil**ii, who Inde*i1 ii'pilu l iiu ai|e|i pi fai|aelon lu alalt him •pinning Mh y arn Well air hr 1 • gall 'It w a* lhl» way The F.Hinrrglda f! Hu guviili e «k»t Hi a n nvenhnt |dg * mun hi fai W HENRY NEWBOl-T from I*oi Ismoiilh, arm lh*»* »h* w.a for « W« eg dodging about, and eoufdh run In, seeing Omf tin* revenue nun had w<ud of l»#-i, and w*u*- out and about every night. Ho this Johnstone o' >om hits upon a plan, and just Ilk** himself II was loo Hr goes to the roast gnat a and gives Information that th*- l>m*a a Ida * lo hr run on sijrh a night, and volunteer* I o fake III*' olllrm s to th pbt* e himself Ho they go, n»*ar a Any.ru of them, and wafeh r**urnl a e.»rner till all the eargo's ashor* and then fhe> Jump out nf a suihh'ii and eollar th* men, the) not fadng rnor* than six - m*v*ii. and taken h\ smprl*** a- tin *r* rnrd Ho ttie roppi rs mad* them fast and began to load up the rargo on a roll ph' »»' earl* tit 11 . . W'hll* thr> W'*'|* full-handed, down rarne half a r'or* more on tin oth* r side, an*l the prison * rs they gm loo - *' somehow wonder! d *inl*'k, ami there was * bit of a fight, but no firing, ye see, lb** offU* i ' n*> •'peeling anvlhlnv no more than tie other* had made h* l|. v** to; and tin I ng and sh*»rt nf If was th.it tin* rargo v\«,nt up th* north road post hash*, a th*'\ ‘ay, and the roast guard with 1» In th* li «-w it earls lo k* < p ’em quiet foi a hit." "Mravo' ’ said the eolonel; "thiit’s tin muii f<»r me* Ami all I've got to do now Is In find him; do you know where h* lives?" Th* young mart hesitated Xo," In aid, "leastways, ti*d eX.'ief •> hip M/ Jhfggs within there'll t**ll ye," Till:*, however Mrs. Itili 'S In her imn w'.ih e<junlly unwilling lo do. though Un- <■ <I<»n»| tap'd frankly the natm< i,i' his assumed errand Hit "H' i, d. however. to send for Johnston*' It the g* nllt man would !»*• good enough to wall and se#» him ;tt the Outward I km rid To this the enlniml agreed, and Mrs Mrlggs disappeared in search of a trusty messenger. The waterman, who had by this time linlsherl his second glass and had been liberally paid both in roln and thanks, showed no disposition to hurry his de part urs; he was evidently hanging about In hope nf being a party to the In lorvbw between IW'o Mmh interesting personages 'I’lm enlniml saw Ibis, and reeogniZed that the open veranda In whlrh they bad be* i sifting was too public a place for a discussion of th* kind he antlei pated; f»»r even if lie could imrerd In dismissing Ids present companion 4,i was free to any passer-by to step In, or Indeed l<» overhear a * onvcr^a (ion from t he st reel Ho in- rose ami looked idly about him t"» a f* moments, and ended by drift lug round inl*» the bar Mrs Ihlggs was th* re. and understood what lm ! wanted before he spoke Voti ll like t*» he alone, sir, she said, "there's an empty' room upstairs, tw<» pair hark; I II s*nd Idm tip to you *> noon as lm < om* : . ‘I won't he long m»w The colon* | stuml l' il up a narrow rickety stain , c, filled with dusty I v\ i light and the smell of stab* tolmrro smoke. ,\ | the top he foutld the room, a I**v\ roofed lien, evidently m *•<! by th • nmre Intimate customers of the hows for secret pofatlom after lawful hour A heavy step outride, and turning | round he -aiw a man In sailor^ dn* enter the room There was not a moment's doubt a ] to Ills Identity. There h* stood, stout. * swarthy, tier# * and resolute, as Kst | court l ad I•• label him ill fare w.i In all probability more wenthrr-heuten I and furrowed with •!••• p* i lin* 1 than when IJlek saw him tw« nt> years ago at f 'openhag* n. hut th* fore#* an I , • ‘holerle expression was there, ami Ids i hair was Jet-bla* k st ill i"U ve Hell! ror Hie. lie said. ! "What Is it " I,**t s he short Mis iiefeii lea li strength. tile vlohri e of his speech and manner, the sti.nr,*, and dbiepubthh atmo-pher** <d b •• place, and tin* Impossibility of . s< m from it. might well Into* . Inrnn d «*\ cn a brave man. hut the ...lonel m.d to In* net . indy uti.ivn :11»• d h.ing in an> way at .1 db.t«l\ ailing. and took hi * own time ami method of answering M > mi tin . In aid in *1 .w pro* 1 tones, ' b \ 11 It*» o> and I 11 v 4 • for 11 . present at No IJ ‘‘alibi Ian y S.piaf Hoiitliwaik I im I10111 time to tint « imaged in Importing ..!■ without th. ass|st«tm • of tile I UHtofi! house idliehtls 1 11H V»* Jil l now all UllllSiiallv tilth, til* venture on hand, ami I have •-••in> i• • London to engage a hi>t 1.11«- kipp. i Johnston* s fa**** 1. lav.-d .1 liith if.* was ph a-' d with tile enntplllle lit illi piled. to say nothing **f tin* piosp. . t ..f •t*• 11v«* employ ment of tin* kind lie loved "When r.ai *h* want het lamb'd ’ In asked The landing t* piled (In* < don* i ' m n«d th*1 chief d'th- nlM 11 1- in t.iklna tin * nun on Uutl d th.il III** illU'i lie* And When* woubl Hat he done .. *k« d I In* ot In 1 That ' said th.hand I t all to* l* II > nU yet, but It's a gi.**«t hug \ *•> ag* floin Ini* and I idiall Want to ellg.t \.ni for Ho**, nraiths «*ilnin .lollttsboie left* » led a imam lit. going • v» r in Ids mind the various porta from which ffiiywgh t» • line b> lui"i" W * II I < ild at last in \ * * loth I V\ lull " tin w i k It b w *1 k of lit UltilMl.il Kind «'* - pitta) his companion. in* ting skill sileltglb. and outage bill I Ml told > oil i)o||'| -Mi k dans* 1 W be»* It * "Ml* s In Hn W.O «*f l<UMlt|e**s Ihmget "ltd Ho tint with rude • out*--tupt »|o * m' The « o|it|t«d * olilinut tl. til Ho im astil« *| oi| • Tl • t * ■ - t ill 1 • Well k*gd by guard l at* it .t tt w » * m * sail f* t us in loading Iks si tp to make U*' *d a btigt .f «nyi«*l> it»*w d« atgn Pio|M|hd titidet u ti. 1 aid rlsittg ant sinking «it the wilt of Hn nrt u|t«iil • bat is t« «gy of yourself Joltftslntte *o*»ktt| ill' M duhais Yog “hall »«. lln plan* and lints for yourself, said the colonel, It h in reality simple tough If II call hr a .filed said the olltri a mo ,n, - ar/i, '!i,< n Ml i / if l?»iI v 1 t » »pi*.*r pfarf of the * ownt yuanl to k* *'t tli* r* » and not patrol fin I "f at all, "Oh a* I#/ that, t ho> do but th* it - h "u »di*o* » an ho R*|uaf * d lohn*loh* r;*»d't' *1 ' IVtat yo|y* *nrg* lie apk*'d, ahni|-tl> The * olomd rolled and took a go»4 i «ipo!**-»m fi*»rn hlk p<>* k*d I* ;•**» Iliut h* ad Upon It Ii** paid J holding up th*' * oln b*iw**n hln flop'* I | and thumb i Mnrnefhlng Plfonglrb, *d»7 aid t»l - ofnpa nl**n V'**iy Pimm; oiid ih* '•ol**ml w i dr y lmm*if 'And pbnfy **f It ' apk'd th* ofh*o Kooiigh." replied tip* *-*d**n*d, "i»* Jlwfl lip *'V<|‘> friend I va got f**l POfll'* ! f|im< to < **m* •" dohriPtone brought hi- ftp*» down on | th** laid* "I'm >ont man, la- paid, it >oii'i' my money ' "I am prepared to gi\« > oii la <»***» I fiarnk, that 1* to ms, 1100, f**r I la ilit* *• month.' "/rouble It * "<Vptalnly not, pal*l tli** colonel, wit!) ! *pile| *1* * Ipioii "tty r,i,,V you ►hall though," growl'd fti*' other, with a haidly HUpprekn <1 thn-.it In bln gentur* "Four hundred Ip my offer/' Raid tin* » olomd. IfidlttVtvritly "You may tai. ti or haw It, iip you pleape," "No!" i iar*d dohriPtone, "| v*- p on* I kn**w your name, ami wln-f*- you It vi, and w hat you To up to, ami yon II give in** it thousand, or I II blow th* game lor yon'" The * olomd put hip hatidp in hi. | po* kf»tH ami loaned bin head ha* U fgalnxt fh* wall "I gaw you a fa Ip*' name and ad droRH," In paid, ami I <11-1 n«d t*dl yon mv real htjpfnopp I do md truM a man tint if I know him. I don'l i iiiv'" mIioijI* <1 th*- oilier; I s** p*d \mii fur ail tl.it, ff*•»•*• you an- and hon* sou play until y**u nlgn for "Alan!'’ said the colonel, ‘linking his head, "the hold tin so apt to he short j Mphf d' Krlefid Johnstone he eon tinned, "I rarue here h\ way of the > * u/totll house I Jefl ,, |« f I # • | t 1}' ’ f' e, t . Im open' d If I did not return for It In I two hours The time Is nearly up now What do you suppose they will find i when they open it "' The man looked daggers at him. but shifted uneasily and aid nothing "They will find," said the eolonel. y»»ur address and that of this house, j with a rei j yes t to look for us at onee in f I oth t hose pine* s. ' 'Well,'’ growled John tone, "what j I hen?" ’ You are In n iiuest Just now," con- I Mimed the colour), politely, "First, I want you; secondly, the revenue ofli rriH wish to hear more of hat tilth Joke about the Fsmcralda; and thirdly, the Admiralty desire your opinion on the dangers of the West Indian trade routes." The man harked t humlerst i in k '‘Naturally." the colonel went on, "I Wish to Hi rule the preference myself alifl. Indeed, If you refuse my terms I don't suppose you Will get Mtleh easy ones from cithei of the other two parl a s." There was a short pause. "I'll go,’ aid Johnstone, with a kind -t Mill' ll idmirntiou in his look. "I'll go for lour hundred ' It sli.ill Im- live,’’ Said the eolofte] "And now unlock the door," Tin y w* nt downstairs and out of the house M the river side the colonel made an appointment with his coiilpan Ion to meet at Southampton on a cer- I tain day . and stopped Into a boat, WestmlnMei step-,' he said to the waterman as lie * pushed off. You'll riot fm get to * all at t le* eu tom linin' n Johnstone railed , anxiously after him. ' < Mi, l In re's no need fm i hat," i • * pil'd the colon* I "1 left nothing i Slid the boat shot willly up stream mi tIn- Incoming fide m UK I n\ I INr it|*. i 8TKADY FARMING. si hi.ike of tli*- l .ii iiti r«» in Not MIcMi'U to tin I Mir I him,. Steady f.i'iriiny, with .1 y 10 I i<»1 hti i 1 nf ith|m pe»H|xte|it l> followed, I m th* Hur* st vs.i.s to HUeeeHx for farmers Abrupt ciiangis in ord< 1 t" meet high price* for s un- farm product arc dan y ioiis praeMc. .4, h i s s the 1 Jermantown 'PeP ■-* 1.1;*h. It is within t he lomem 1'iaiiu >1 ••vr> farmer when hay sva- 1 -• levs that If haidlv paid to raise l « for marU' t. hut sin e tin ti : irmern has h- ft making trior* profit off ha.s than almost ,||I.S ■ d h«• I e|Op To suit the > Ini«c a great many dropped hay from their list of farm crops and tried to gei dong without it The Hlee l> l'armeri continued to yi\ gra>* a phu - in their • 1 I rotation, turning it under svien if vs *uld no pay to cut and sell It a • ha.s . and A'hell pri- es \\ ni Up a train ftn hay they is • 1 • the only ones who had y O "I . lop-, to roll Itesph S • nil lllnu tile *- »il with tin gia*- 11 '*> I oil n I tliem -e|\e pi i'p.i red to 1, Ip a t» . >d hal'SexI vs hep pri * s aim round again to then n e III 11 . oil dll loti .1 list II "VS sin ep ha s-e in'll at a di- »unt and thousand- hits* b* ■ 11 - Hint iliem oft to rui* * fmdhhir i-li-e Up ile pl dltilhl* Hut. sheep, both fo|- VS »o| lint 111 lit I oil SS ill lie pl'nlit ahl ill I tie future Ml'Selul t i III* » ill tile pa tile stu*ep uidilslry has been at its loss -I ehh. blit i’ levdved III Hllie Htellll arid eh*. It iclts are - lid to I- dris I ill. 11• 11 He** ail of the market and that h vs ll 11 o I aig* 1 pas to iai»e tin* c *ll" Thei* n* s • 1 vs 1 • a thin an t probably n v | A ill lie VS he»» |! dpi fI • I p I S to ( .«!»•« 4 *1 liof’serf I ll h lloed st - iv l* to., ph uiitul itttd VS til tie at a great*! d uni >n tin fvituic Ilian iitiWi hut tin* ti is tm r a l h'i»**x a liras s |» alight tin si s vs il i level inn their \ ilm |»ci mum ntl> It I* vs IMliii tie 1 11 inhiaini of Hi« vs 1 M* r wh<*n 111 aiiy 1 fat in- 1 pal l • * an t l«. p. he id I » 1 o| pii i 1 v sin p Iweauive a t* on III tin 1 liii« vs p n ling *seiv tiling upward Th 1 it* lo 'iu iti) fit m* in * mi typ'd in j tin** hiiustis ss Ini vs ait f>r high p»l<»* . ni then Hits ru»h tnt* (hut pat thul »r i I till' of SS o| k If *1 •* p are high pl |« < I , Hu ) pay * % • 11itt a IIl pi i ••• fof »t . K m older to ral*»' **IImt* to - II |f c *i)i ! is tiie h a ling farm pr >dii t that pty* , Well tin y tutu |h« it farm* lulu .no ttloU* all th Id* ailMiimlful *f Ills* fat* flrfi thul they • I.* got ini h rmuni If* ! itUttfs n o t hr ri|< ii* <* ittaehed I** |l j th i , nils liiry i iv** ottiai in Initial | a|lhiy I * adapt tH«*Mi**ds"» l » tin (III upt II • VS td. 1 li t * Sill ’ Ik* »vs is all 1» *rtt» fin gnat l» p» ‘v| h I w it ti 1 t.guUr •M t f Ian t*t* and 4 » tipp If* »• *•» 1* nw 1 vs*Id* h th Hi* mas withdrawn NOW YOl ( AN LAI OH. A i IIMH V. ( OMK IHH Ml MIN IM H f.f,M« Kftntrm from If##* ff«*n« of IlNr M#m»I ffiitiiiiriMM IVIM,II I#ii»Im rn llr Vuttnp Hnii Lilnirl* I I rvm f;»rr|«l<i> I u«'!«!«'li I • VV h f III* I I'NiM'it MnllNMMif 'J'llM llOlofiHj MMllillKd l/> 'll" MillII who fell III the rupldn Jiwl alie*o Mil aura Falln, ami who, Jum an no was about to be reaeiied, allowed "I will (Jrowli, no one nlmll I>>11» nn-, lliklead of “I nlmll drown, no one will tie||i me," hide fair lo be rivalled hy an inlitrh- individual who fell into the river at Ihe fool of l-'ltlli nlnol ye* ierday. At HiIh jilme there In a elan for the ailinoniithnient of muall Iwyn In aunitner time: It readn; "'fen do I la i n tin*' forawlm Inina here." I'erHoim who wiw the uuforluuiite fellow fall Into the watei ihoiiahi Io wan wife, for he mruek out boldly for the nhoie. Suddenly he < am n denpnli Ina alt*nee toward* the laml and wink from Nlahl. It.v the eltorla of a mini ln-r of pernom on the Inilik lie wan wived, lie wan linked w hy he ntn|ipei| nwiinmlria no i|ti)ekl,i "lion’l .von nee that man, "Mo Fine for Mvv lmmlna Mere '" lie aanped an lie wan helna rewmeltnteil rliulnnall Trlhniie I Im* M«*»t Of If ■ Mini I'l'liiiil 1 limy mil In- able lot' nee de view. I mi i I dean* mine n lltlle t'lng In Ik <In r. Judge. Hoi ii I'roillf In Ills I• iiIIil Tuffold KiiUtt Mister, would you lie so kind ns (o give n dime to u linn gry mini tliul Imln't eti a Idle fur more'll I’ellalre (formerly Itusiy Itufusi Say, you mlseralde. low down, good for nothing, lusty. eoiiieni|illhle. greasy dirty worthless vagalsnid, you were here six months ago and you got off the same s|ieeeh, word for word! You haven't learned a lliirg Von haven’t gained a new Idea In six months! You're a dlsgraee to your profession, you sneaking. Idle, shiftless, measly, whining, ragged liurlesipie on human ity! Here's a dollar for you, and If you don't have a ne« song and dame when you pull my leg again, you |dll fill, eheap, ugly, sniveling, mouldy shabby, villainous, mildewed piislllnnl moils hag of hones I'll kiek you off the premises! You ean go now! Tuffold lxlilitt Yes'r. Comments of X iirlous lleliillves Penelope Charley ealled Iasi night .lustino That's iwlee In a week, isn't ItV Penelope Yes Justine I suppose lie'll tome three time In the next week? Penelope Thais wlatl brother says, Justlno And live limes the next'.' Penelope That's what sister says, Justine And six limes the next? Penelope Thai's wlatl utility says, Justine And seven time the next? Penelope Thais what papa says. Justine And then wlintV "Then we'll gel married; that's wha* everybody says, Justine And then what? Penelope -Then I won't see him any more of an evening: that's what mam ma say - llrooklyn Life. In Trouble I! lift Holiol'la Killil 111 < l.\. will JIT f * I«•; I m «» give llll illlforlinil gold n lllok li* I IT II llll**? Kind 1.11 ry Pnur iiiiui! Mow did you got Into ho uiiK'li ii'oiililo'.' 11 iif,' KoIhtih I Inn) lor give all iiil* h|turn ohiiugo, kind Indy, foe mo liiconiolnx mu' it liulii'l l>lii ivfiunl'-d y It Judge Tiro llwiwrt linmiil S|»'Ilklllg of 111'' ollllg HIM II W llll tHlkH iii (iiiUIo id.u'oH, I hom'd "i a io nut iiiiiiIi' lo him whloli win ho good I W 11M HUI'lirlHOll III'* HI' I" ll'lvc Ill'll III ) I lu'foll* ll W It H III I III' I ill'll I IT. mill III!' young lliilll tulil «IH'U Iho (llll.I In fill' l|o lot oM'iy InhI,* for four aoni» nroiuid know Hint mid In* kopi lolling Juki w hut wiih oomliig. Mini iiihi how funny it Would ho Win n II did omiii ||" Illlit u prolly girl with nlm, mol ho w i» ny lug III IIIIIIIHO hoi *1 lollgtll III Hlllll Mill yoil >'or lit lUiooilig lo ii | <1 i \ with your o>u« hIiui * on '■ no id' i how t|iioer Ii hooIlia * Ullddln ■ ,od m in w ll ll i l> <1 l.o o all |l|«t III frollt M> IWlalotl looiaoll Uliolll III Ilia aoill Hod gl lio I il Ihi* yoling limn "Voting limn an lit ho d I vol 0*01 try llaioiilng i>* ■ I'l.u wuli voiir tlioulli aliui " Mot iho ■Hollow w it a iliooat | mi l n | ill * M HrlltMllM* « • II Il lHIM Iho |'HI»"|| WIIH Ih'IuIIIU oral hfa d»«k. Imid hi work on hla no«i Hun 'Ujr'a •wriiiou I'lan'iiil* nia young WIf<- l'll'll"'l III, HI ll i glut ■l/llf* An Imr filin' Klm inli'liili'il in Aim lilm » j | ill II nil III All I'll! i'll' Kill' Mill i'llill'll, fi'f It M UM lO'C III Ml fl flf It'll I'll III I' III llll/l'lll j i-ru, "WIlUl iIn >nll 'I f till III 7" »lm ' HMkfil itayiy, "An- iln-y mi mikiii "I ll.li,' In I |»A II Inn lilM Ix'lMi'i'ii Hu' i||'|nn iilul m llii'i mil- 1 Ilii'llU, mill II Al'lli'llll ll'lllll'lll') In MIIA fniu Mini 11(1, "Hull >mi Ini11 lufl mi j IlnllM Dll' IliiliK* Hull >nil iiiikIi! t" linvn limn mnl linin' IImmi* iIiIiik" ItuH )0U nillflll lint to lllivn linin' " 'll lit It, riii'li* )Iiivi* you aeeii your fHtlirr Inf<>l,v. finale? t'lanle No; hut itm tun la out, I nuoM ( }oil'll lluil him In iho kltehen lllrilnn with the oook. .Indue. I'url of Ilia HcHiiliir llullra Proprietor of Ilia Mounlde Hotel Have you eolleeted th<* lee |»liihern from the nueaia' room*? Porter Vea, air. Proprietor Ami taken the trutika all 111»V Porter lea, alt Proprietor And i toll 11 < I No. .'*71 that hla I ra lit nee a out at It? Porter lea, air. Proprietor Then Ha lime for you to run down to the heneh, dlaeover the aea aerpeut and he luiek In time to take >nre of the hnuuuue from the 'r/.ili train, t'lihano Heeord. Net'll of llelo Till'll “Oil, do eotne and help!" unaped a hoy who ran up to u polhemnn; "there la nu awful llylil u<>Hiu on In our Hi reel!" "Who's lly hillin'.'" "My father and limn her mini.” “How louy have they been lit it?" “Oh, half an hour," “Hut why didn't you emtio and tell me about ll before?" "Why, hoi'lltiao dad waa yelllny the heat, of It all aloun up lo ten minute* ano." 'I'll Itlla, Very I’roiiilaliiK I'uiill At the rldlnn aeudemy. Teaelier Have you been on a hl eyeleV Pupil No; hut I took a new hnhy earriane home the other nlnht on a enhie ear. Teaelier Say. I'd like to ennane you aa an aaalaianl here before we yo any further! t'hleano Iteennl. >t»| II lu ll - It 01*11 1 Mui)ld/i Maloney Who's inkin' on a lot of all’s ,list lii'oaiiMi' slat's o|il enough lor wear a carsick. Ktllcl M’Sualh Vos, lull she ain't no heavy a well, for no real aristocrats don't never wear their eorsli ks on do Hillside of der Hollies, like dal Truth. Von llel lie H mil.I ‘‘Mother," said Johnnie, alter deep tlioilk'lil, "suppose I should knock this vase oil' the talile and catch ll then I wouldn't catch It. would I’/" “No-n-no I suppose not," Ills mother slowly as sented. "lint," continued .lidnuii.it, still toylntf with the vase, "If I should knock It off and not cateh It then I would catch It. wouldn't IV" "Yes, yon would!" Ills mother urlndy relumed, this lime with ipilek decision. Kook land Trlltiiue. A fll l'r«*ncli«*r "I’ve heard your preneher half a dozen times," said the hoy who was whltllititf a stick "You people pay him three thousand dollars a year, lie ain't a lilt heiier'ii our preueher, and all we pay otir'ii Is nine hundred dollars." "Yes; Inn our preacher says eyether and nyther and yourn don't,” replied the hoy who was sliarpetiltiK HIM MIIM* Mil HIM Ml"*' « .IK" i i in uuu. I *•«•«! % **l f In n mi'IkmiI llie •>!her ilny a cln*» of llllle girl* wna naked liy Ihclr (earlier to write ii ahort rtimpo*ltliiii on ilia North I'ole. Many of Hie atiiiementa made liy I he young wi lier* w i re high ly anuiHlng. The one Ihal |irovoke(l the hroadi'*i *inlle on the pari of the Mi'hooliiilMlroH* w a* I'oiitiiliied in a very preeoi'hnia dUaernillon hy a little iiilaa which tun n* follow* ••'die Arctic region* are used exrlu alvely for exploring purpoxea." i.oi Hii'ii Wool mi I lie e*i'iir*|ou yeaierday Ml* impel fell ovcrtioard. Ill 1111 111 »iaid n limn *irlp|nd off hi* clothing, do\ e lii and re*i tied her Vii ii |'eli Whal did Hnpce do for I hliuV Wool Itepol led Hi III for nude halll lug llnvv l'he* «»l* eil Hu I'ruuhle Hinllli and hi* wife ipianeled right ilolig Until I he lime I hey Wole ellgug ed milII they got married • Mol I hell I lo y go' a illy oi l e I'lihltgo live* old Ml Ihm III** Mill* \ •*•* rmiii* Mini .Inn* will* ii*** l*» uiiif* row Mild i man in n friend \frahl I iiiii*i dm line I'm going In ace llainlel Ni l el nilllil wn» the niihhi*hlng reply ladng him wlih yon " Now* 1 Ml' We offer On* Hundred Dollar* reward for any rat- of faiurrh Dial /-annul t># - i/re/l ny Hall e alarih fore r J rllKSI'.Y * I'll , Toledo, O We, tli« uni|»i *l|w4 have known F J fin-nay for Ihr I*at it year*, and be lieve him perfeolly h'inorable In all buaiueae trail**/ Ilona, ami flnim- tally able In 'any out any nbllgaIlona ma la by lln-lr firm WAI.DINO, KIVNAN * MAKVIN, Wholeaale Druaflala, Tol ■ lo, Ohio. Hall'* falarrti fur* la taken Internal ly, aelinf dlreelly upon the blond and niU'oua aurfa e» of the ay*lem Teetl in>>ril*la aent fre* I'rlc* 7fe per bdltldv Hol-1 by all dioiyalaia Hall a Family i'llla. '.to. I be /Ivril never feel- a-bainad of lutnualf in tba/’otniany of n -Unify (nan it i- letter to borrow trotibla than to t uy It _ _ I’ardoti doe-n t n*-*«aarlly lo/lu/l* for , etfulne A i ool bea/l are I a warm heart ebon Id go loa-ether Your Happiness DepeodH upon n healthy body and ucontented mind. Your Health Ih neriounly in danger tinleHH your Wood U rich, red and pure. Hood’s Sarsaparilla tm t he One True Wood Purifier Prominently in the Public Eye. ■ a it |).|| ruruiill 11 v<tr HI*, bilious Hood S Pills UudAcbe*. 0. PI KI C I H »N' f<»r n mg < I I \M IIA I.M . A|»j»Iy a partirIc* of flit liafrn«1 ir<*' fly mfo ill im (III-. Ah'! ii IM'MIi lit ill ,t\ lining bf.itli 11,rough tin Iiohc, l v tlirc'c limes ,t 'lay, .'tii'i iiichU jiref* i rc*i|, an«I before retiring CATARRH fuV’S CREAM BALM u|>"ii* amt r|**ur>ac*« the PiismiK'H, All*' Im n Mini lnfl*uirn*i ion, ll*aal« Uim Horfi, i»na#'« I* llu* JH**rt<i>i,tnm from Cold*, It* vim*'* th«* H.oiHi-Hof '1 *•>»** dii'l unit'll. The imiinle ijiurkly aO*oj*b<‘U ami 11v•*«* r«*||#*f ut OUCC. A l« Hpplli 'l li»lo i-jirli n<»sf i Itmrnl U ufree uM*v I'll* #• 50 «•«• ii» if In IIVUI* Ih or Uf mull'. ELY BROTHERS, »0 Warren 8t., New York |Uric Acids | Poison. | SThe Kidneys are supposed to ^R filter the uric acid out of the blood. When they are sick. Uric acid is the cause of Rheu v niatlsni, Gout, Kidney Troubles and other dangerous diseases. ^B B Hie only way to cure these ^p diseases is to cure the Kidneys. A J % D.^Hobb's % eyPills | 3k cure the Kldncyeund help them S/W to inter tlio urfc uclil out ol the blood. ^ All driiKidele, or mull- ^B yd iirepuldfur Me. |>er ^ Writ* far pamphlet. norm's medicine co., gK 3L Chic»ao. S«n Fnnclico. Zachary T. Lindsey, ■8 RUBBERGOODS Dealers *enti fort etnloKueH, ouiulm. Net* •.lUMlh ill r \ * * Till' FHKIOHT#" Harm and Wajcon SCALES. United hiut<i<* Mmulurd. All 51/et end All Kindt. Nul made- by u tri t*t or rout rolled by u < ombiii.d ion. I'or 1 re r 11«*««k and Price I.i*t, addr« »** .jomx op iii\uiiuno\. Illiiuhunilmi. S, I .. li. N. A HAIR BALSAM i: Issiiaea mhU beautifies tbs bah. rii.lui.lt* ft lllBUMftlit ffriiVtll. Never Falls U* It .store Gray Hair tu lie Youthful Color. Cure* ftCR'ii .1 lessees a hair tailing. •SALESMEN si an l traveling Uuod|>ajr IVrntanent K‘i |wri*i»‘«iw( uiw<iu«r). M*i"y i'»i> k t«iai* 11 -1 r I ..vei 40 veaia. Pburull Nurwry I u , liu* 14U Ml*" iHiitgiun, lit. Patents. Trade-Marks. 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