Th Harrison Press-Journal C8.B8BM, HARRISON, - KKBRA.SK A. 1 Tbe utiHij:...- v,.;L al! Us it.: teems to be less fatal than tbe batb fcg suit. "A st jje beid up." Tbe pitj is that st do Dot happen oftener, far tte stage mi often nwli such sid. The Japans have disproved the ataaauaa bot that KaW-how was a stronghold not to be sneeied at Eery little while somebody sug gest that tbe United States annex San Domingo. Would it not be possible to lick it? Russia baa a tieneral rtlogg and lap n hai an Admiral lloto. Tbe In teresting question is. Can Russia Pflogg tbe Hobo? When Russell Sage hears about tbe young man who went crazy while on Us vacation he will, of course, regard It u a clear case of just retribution. Scientists claim to have discovered fhe old-age microbe, but It is quite likely the varmint will continue do lug business at the same old stand. What will the poor typesetter do when the legions of General Taka harakamaharahflra begin to encounter those of General Sbootemoffikykill imoffaroff? William C. Whitney's heirs object fc paying an inheritance tax of $2Z1, 122. Why can't the State of New fork le generous and cut it down to Miss Jane Addums predicts tbe time when tbe servant girl will be a mem Ky of barliarisrn. Begging Mis Ad Cams' pardon. It's that way now in koine suburban homes. Prof. Starr thinks that tbe Chinese, upon tbe whole, are superior to tue Japanese. This will give everybody something to talk about during the professor's extended visit in China. Dr. Silas C. Swallow says that for twenty years Amerh-a has been "ruled y Bunko, Boodle and Booze." It Bust be admitted in all, candor that these three Bs have Improved each shining hour. Bishop Totter has a six ted at the opening of a saloon In New York. In asmuch as be has been able to get his articles accepted by fhe magazine without going to this extreme, some people can't imagine why he did It. A New Jersey man claims to have llscovered a process whereby beauti ful gowns may be made from aslx-s-tos. Whether or not this drawing upon tbe rocks of mother earth will tend to save the "rocks" of the head of the family remains to be seen. Switzerland looks'well after its cltl cens, and Ita postal department and railway privileges have long been ad nired by the rest of the world. Now the government has decided to forbid a rents from saddling their children srith fantastic namst. Two children, named by unmerciful progenitors "May First"- and "Rlbello" (Reheii, lave been legally christened, and tbe foolish name have been condemned 3j the courts. Switzerland has truly I "paternal" government Captain Mahan told tbe Imperial federation League In London that it was important that the various com ounitle of English-speaking peoples should become so far capable of co tctdent action as to be able to exert tkeir power as one great nation. There fore it was Important that the British colonies should be nnlted with the pother country in some sort of a fed eration with a head that could speak for the whole. This view of one of dte most profound students of the big nestlona of world politics deserves epectful consideration. Daylight is one thing that destroys Ike germs of disease all of them ad publicity, bringing with it irresist ible public opinion, is the sure cure for public unrighteousness. A shining example Is furnished by the recent ex perience of the Western Union Com pany in connection with the collection and sale of racing news In New York City. The public realized and the directors of the Western Union realiz ed what the company was doing, and 1 an mediately the transmission of racing news to poolrooms was stopped. Day light and yet more daylight, Is the rarest guarantee of continued proisrs toward better things everywhere, but especially In tbe financial community, discriminate publicity has its faults, gad, at times, works hardships and iadtwdce but It Is better Mian secrecy- - tenor Dnpuy de Lome he died In Parte recently was a diplomatist who lltaatrated In bis own person tbe ef fect of violating the good old-fashlon-4 rale of courtesy. While he was lvawasai nuusivr ft i nHiiiufivu uiv ssjCitanietU over Cabs, came to a crisis, ta a letter to a friend In Havana be arret that "McKlnley is weak and rrkntag to too rabble, and beeide. a tjsjr jpacaeliai: TW letter was m trri f tke OaMoa, and sent to It twatary of I tat in Washlot .Tj Csctvtaty took It at once - .a r Umt, wko admitted , j XJ tVC tsmZai know bat he bad violated the rule of dif. lom'7. and called his resignation a: once to forestall hi expulsion by tht? American government. H;s iflrt wa the sasse as if a gue"t aiaid go it.fut the houx- abu.n or ridiculing t,i? ht " The arrest la Chicago of four b. y 1H, 17. IS and JO years old respeilne ly, and their ulequent confession ol various robberies and at leait one iu':r der, is a Unking commentary on at least one phase of the life of to-d.y. It is tbe more srriking tiecause H is not tbe only recent revelation of th participation in crime of half -grow o boys and youths. For a tuna who ba reached or passed middle age it is difficult to see how it Is poss-ble for boys such as these to engage In part nerships In crime or to practice it even alone. A generation ago tbe number of boys of that age over whom no controlling influence was exerted was email. Today the streets of every city, even of the third or fourth mag uitude, sceco to be swarming with them. Parental control, with the In culcation of any pence of mora) re siKnibi!ity or resjiect for human hw, seems to be a thing of the past. Tlu-so-called principle of governing b love gained wrnie headway in the grow ing years of the men who are n w fathers of boys of IS to 3'. I n backed by knowledge of and n pi-ct for authority, this has ouie family anarchy. Boys are not governed at all. Yet nothing is more certain than that parenis nwt resume authority oi tifld some power that will exercie ii .r the outcome will be trag'Iy on t large scale, wherein the undisciplined will go to the wall. A Ixindon dispatch says the prcwnl fad of many Kuglifhmcn Is to takt numerous minute precautions agaius; the Invisible germs of the earth and the air, which. If inhaled or bandied, may cause disease. There are steriliz ed cigarets, germicide doormats to kill tbe germs attached to the bus of people who have tx-en walking through dust or mud, and little silver m-oop which are to hold money until It can lie taken home and fumigated. There are little tubs In which the end of canes and " umbrellas are dipped to kill the clinging germs, and innum erable other devices for the protectioi. of human health against the myriads of unseen enemies which menace It The Bible tells men not to make thcin selves overwlse. This is a ca! in point Tbe man who knows all almt germs, and who feels himself oblig ed to be continually on his guarl against their Insidious attacks. Is so busy protecting his life that be ha no time left In which to enjoy it Fur thermore, he cannot help knowing that In spite of all the pains he takes while he Is awake some germ may take ad vantage of him during his sleepina moments nnles he nhuts himself up in a glass case where he can be sup plied with a sufficient allowance of sterilized air. Such a person is in constant agony about bis food, drink, and clothing, lest all the germs have not been killed. Nobody should court danger. E-veryliody should take rea sonable precautions against it ''"I there Is such a thing as moderation, even In defending oneself against dis ease germs. To be too much troubled or account of them Is to give up nl! peace of mind. AN EMBARRASSING ORDEAL. Mr. Dodd Wished to Oct Ont of Chord to Catch a Train. It was diffident Mr. Dodd's one op portunlty to bear a famous preacher In an equally famous church, so. al though he knfw that he should bf obliged to leave the place shortly be fore 12 o'clock in order to catch hif train, be decided to bear as much a possible of the service. Tbe usher lg nored the visitor's whispered plea foi an Inconspicuous seat nd proceeded to escort him up tbe broad center alsl which timid Mr. Dodd remembered ever afterwards as being about foui miles long to a seat only three rowt from the front. Long bstfore time for tbe serrooi poor Mr. Dodd began to nerve himself for the long trip down the aisle. It was 12 o'clock and the sermot was well under way before the trou bled listener finally nianagxl to sum mon sufficient courage to make a start Rising cautiously to his feet, he faced the congregation and began to tlpto down the aisle. Before he had taker, three steps he discovered to his hor ror that his left shoe was creaking with an ominous creak that increawt In volume with evnry step, to the vlsi ble amusement of the congregation. His countenance lecame suffnsec" with blushes. It was not a warm dny, bnt by the time Mr. Dodd had reached the door perspiration stood In beads oi his forehead and his collar showed signs of wilting. As the door closed behind him he gave a long sigh of re lief and unburdened himself to a loil erer In the vestibule. "By the Lord Harry I" be exclaimed as he mopped his crimson brow, "; wouldn't do tbat again for a thousand dollars!" But be bad to do It for less thai that The very next moment the cola needed from his countenance and hi turned pale green. , "By Jove!" he groaned, "I've got t go back after my bat!" Leslie'! Monthly. , Defined. Willie Say, ma, what's a "eouater Irrltantr Mrs. Scbopper (snapplly)-Most any aalea person nowadays Is a counter irritant Philadelphia Press. When a woman calla at aa office, ans la disagreeable, so may be proper Ij rsfarrad to aa a font!. ;ORESTS OF THE NORTHWEST. linnmota Ktill Hiu Million, of Vtrt of L.UBibcr I'm-ai. The chief tre nardeti of MinnesoU II his annual rirt say that ih landing ti in Iter iu the ute is worth y lit.mi.. and it Is this prop Try hkh fhe lire wjrdt-u (.y4i-iii eeks to protect. ac-inl!!ig to tbe New fork I''-t. Te Slide itM-if oaii U .. acre t,f land, a part f which s foret. d and protect. 4 by the tire ardeu yteui. The Mate Ust No-veuiU-r uld $.(i0 worth of lui.lx-r from its own land, and has in al! re .fhed $l.,unt for Just the timber old from laud it received as a gift rrom tbe United State. Tbe State ill continue for many years to ell timber of various kiuda from tbie lands, and is on this particular account Jetply 1 uteres-ted In preventing dam age by foret fires. Tbe local arvli-e in preventing aud fighting fire, both foretrt and prairie, U rendered by tbe town superviwirs, who are ex-otlicio Bre wardens, and by those whom they summon to assist and In unorganizl arritory by fire wardens specially ap pointed. The servic-e is paid for in the 5rt Instance by tbe countie In which 1 is rendered, and the State pays U he couu-ties two thirds of such ex pense. One of the richest pine timler re ,:ioiiji of the Northwest was tbe Sagi naw and Huron shore districts of Michigan. In lKfli there was cut In that ilistrict KYH.iiiuki feet of pine, but the sujiply of pine timber had o diminished during the next ten years flat In l'.sfl only ::H)A feet were cut. The liuints-r of feet of pine lugs rut In Minnesota tbe season of llsrj- l'jt3 was 2.M.i'. The amount of pine lumber cut in tbe year l'.SO by ibf mills in the district of Dulutb, Minneajxilis. alnive Minneaolls and it. Yiix was 2.a,'U.VJ feet. A romparatively small amount of this aiay have Im--ii from the forests of Wisconsin. A lilieral estimate places :he remaining standing pine In Minne sota at . i.i i feet. "Any one cnu Julge for himself," Kiys tbe war len. "therefore, how soon this forest lapital will be exliaustisi and say whether It is not time to tx-gin a sys lem of reforestation by utilizing waste land iu the production of pine timber." In Riimniing up his reisirt tbe war den says: "WloU forestry means for Minnesota Is simply this: The re maining original iine timlicr will be cut In the next fifteen years. Some second-growth pine. If protected from fire, will then he cut from year to 5 car, but it will not be as g'ssl as the iriginal growth, and there will not be enough of It for home consumption. I.uuilier will lie dearer and our great lumber industry will decline. There are, however, fully three million acres cf waste land In scattered localities, which if planti-d with pine would in tSuie Iiecome normal forests, yielding forever a supply sufficient for our liolue need. Such forests would by Ihelr growth perpetually yield a net a nntia I revenue on the cardial Invest ed of 3 per cent, compound Interest besides many indirect benefit. On such waste sandy land It will take on n average about eighty years for a rop of jJne trees to. grow to mer iiantahle size. Individuals cannot wait so long for a crop and they will not engage In the business. The State, to whom time dues not ocfvr. must undertake the work by purchasing waste land and planting It with pine. The Minnesota forestry tsiard Is ready to go to work, but until there Is some man in the legislature who will make forestry a specialty and fight for It with energy we shall not get the nec jsfiry money for forestry." Boslneas Honor. "I chanced to be walking down LII rty street In New York," says an ar 1st whom the Detroit Free Press inotes, "during that hard storm we lad a few weeks ago. The wind (truck a small newsboy about 8 years )ld, and scattered his papers right and left in the mud. As he picked up tbe few tbat Were near him I heard him ay, 'Dat busts mo! "For some foolish reason I laughed, proliably at the odd speech. "Turning on me, he asked savage ly, 'Wot yer lnffln' atr " 'Not at you, my boy,' I hastened to explain, and then to put myself right I said, 'Here's half a dollar io itart you In business again.' "He thanked me. 'Yon ain't such a Dad guy,' he said, as he scooted In the direction of Park Row. "This was not the last I saw of him. As I was hurrying to reach the ferry, I heard the potter of feet He over look me and aiked breathlessly, 'Say, ulsicr, do you go by dis way every night T "'No.' I said, 'I don't lire in New rork. Why? "'Cause,' lie explained, 'I want ter rive you a paper every night till I Kjunres meself wld yousfl.' "Now is there a man," continued the irtlst "who wouldn't like to help a Ixiy of tliat sort, or who doesn't be leve that with half a show he would levelop Into an honorable and success ul business roan?' Oreat Field of Halt. The great field of crystallized salt at Jalton, Ca!., In the middle of the Colo rado desert is 204 feet below the lwel if the sea and is more than a thou laud acres in extent Its surface is as white aft snow, and when the sun Is billing its brilliance Is too dazzling for the eye. Tbe field is constantly sup plied by the many salt springs in the adjacent foothills. Every little while we run across a flam looking man wbo threatens to Ittlt bis job because be Isn't being treated right THE MRS I SIBM4RIHC j N many mar ftiijm hve been de stroyed by submarine explosions in the KiisMf-Jupjuese war Uiat each ide has rep aleiily accused the other of uiii,; a submarine torpedo boat If that should prove to be the case it ' 4.u!d If the firt time such a vessel ha ever bevu suocesof uliy Used iu j war l'i any nation but the United i States. The first submarine vessel ever used to attack a hostile ship iu wvr time descended Into the Hudson river at Whitehall, under the eyes of Wash ington and hla staff, in S-pteruber, 177i. The BriUab had attacked New lork; Ixng Island had been lost to them and Ird Howe's fleet was an rhored In North river. David Bush neii, a young engineer Just graduated from Yale t'oilege, had invented a spherical co(per vessel called tbe American Turtle, Intended for sub marine use. It was propelled by oars set in water-tight sockets, had a tiny com.lng tower, and was jfist big enough for one man. It had an auger protruding through the top, and tbe plan of attack was for the submarine worker to drill this Into the IsittiMu of an enemy's ship. A mine was then to be detached from the outside of the submarine and fastened to the etuiuy by the drill, a clockwork set going, and when the diver had escajjed the expkssion would follow. husbnell showed this machine to (jem-ral I 'arsons and to (Jeneral Washington, who approved. Ezra I-ee, a brave young sergeant 'as detailed to make the attempt and Bushnell taiiKht him to work the Turtle. At midnight, Septemlier 6, lie entered the little vessel Mini was towed out into the river by rowlsmt. Washington snd his Maff watched anxiously for the result. The prime object of I,ee"s attack was the sixty-four-guu frigate liigie. on bnard which was Ixird Howe him g"X Hours pttssed without an explo sion, and at last when dann came Washington was convinced Ie was lost. Just then, however, barges were seen putting out from the shore of Governor's Island. Tbey went almost to ft: id stream, then scattered add made hastily for shore. A moment later came a terrific explosion on the surface dm' to the Kagle, and tbe lltilish tle4 In consternation slipped their cable and made out of the har bor. Some time later the top of the Tur tle appeared atsive water, not far away. ItowNiats went out and brought her In. I-e was found un harmed. He had reached tbe Isttoiu of tbe Eagle without difficulty, but had found It sheathed with heavy cop per, a protection not agalnt man but against other submarine enemies. When he attempted to drill through this his veswl Ismnced away anil gave him no pun-haw. He worked two hours at the Eagle, and then visited ether vessels with no Iw-tter lii'-k. At last he released his mine and started home. He caJiie to the surface close to the British barges, then sank again and pulled for Whitehall. The Turtle was used again a year later to attack the Cerberus off New Iindon, but Instead, blew up a schooner lying near the frigate and killed a number of men. That was the first vessel ever so destroyed. Though Fulton built a successful submarine, none was used In war again till the Davids were built for the Confederates. There were several of this class, one of which blew up the Houatmic In ISftV Hince then nearly every navy In the world has experimented with submarines. Rus sia has several on her list of war ves sels. France has done the most with them and bas the largest number, more than seventy. Ttie Tuited Ktatr-s has second piece In numbers and dis pute first place In efficiency. Can't Pay in Pennies. Ordinarily when a debtor appears before a long time creditor thero is no questioning of the United States coin In which the debt is to be paid, but the wide possibilities posswssed by sn arbi trary creditor in stipulating Just what coins and In what amounts he will re ceive payment are enough almost to discourage borrowing. You can't force a mean creditor to take more than 25 cents' worth of nick els or 25 cents' worth of eoppur cents. If you could get as much as $. worth of old silver 3-ccnt pieces of another generation, you could unload $5 on him. Just as he would have to take $5 worth of the silver Scent pieces and 5 worth of the obsolete 20-cent pieces, which made so much trouble in the late '70s., But you can pay out $10 In silver dimes and silver quarters and silver half dollars. The trade dollar, of which there are a few still coming Into the treasury of the Untbil States for redemption, are worth nothing, while tbe standard dollar Is An unlim ited legal tender, as Is the old "dollar of our dads." the first of which was coined In 17D4 and the last in 1873. Coins that virtually have disappear ed from circulation are gold $3 and f 1 pieces, the trade dollar of sliver, the nickel 3-eent piece, the copper 2-cent piece, tbe enpxr half cent, and silver ii and 5-cent pieces. Mistaken. Mr. Upptowne And you say your grandfather la over eighty? Why, he's an octogenarian! Norab Sliure, an' be ain't anything Iv th' koind. He aba mate an' thing Jlst tbe Same as we does. Woman's Home Companion. , One of tbe funniest things In a lltd town la tbe smart act. lighting Hoadside Weed. In some States there are county laws sbicb make it obligatory for those In charge of the rids to see that road ilde weeds are cut ti'-e during the rrowlng M-ax.u. first U-fore July and :he second rime before t lie first of September. It would be well if such I law was In force In all sections, nd yet the fighting of obnoxious weeds seems to lie one of those tilings for which no law should be required. Farniprs ought to be more than will tig to combine among themselves for mutual protection, even going so far is to cut the wet-ds In front of tbe 'arm of any man uho will not do Ibe s-ork himself. This would not need to e done very often, for sliame would loon compel such a man to do his luty. The main trouble with weeds, how ever. Is with such as are allowed to rrow Inside the fence line, for few 'armers are willing to spend the rime jer-essary to rid their farms of these. 2orubiiie with each other to rid the tiadslde of weeds, and then let every nan take care of those inside the 'ence and elsewhere on his farm. If ,'hls weed fighting was d"tie systemati cally instead of spasmodically. It would not require many years to de cidedly lessen the weed crop and ma terially Increase the valuable crops as well as save much lalior. Exchange. Gray African (aerae. Cray African geese are advancing In popularity and are now considered tmong the most profitable geese to -alse. They grow rapidly and attain a weight of over eight pounds In ten weeks. Tbey are good layers, aver aging forty eggs In a season. Their flesh Is fine and nicely flavored, which makes them very acceptable for the table. The standard weight of the rander Is twenty pounds and of the foose eighteen pounds. Artichokes for Ho. Artichokes are naturally more sult d for the use of the hog than for the use of any other stock, for the reason :hat the hog will do his own digging. The crop Is usually ready for the dig ging about September. The porker ran continue the good work till frost gardens tbe ground. Tbe freezing does lot Injure the artichokes, snd If tbey save not been well dug out In tbe fsll the hogs may be again turned In In the spring. One beauty about tbe growing of this crop Is that It does rot have to lrf planted each spring, but somes up of Itself. The exercise the hogs receive when digging the tubers s a benefit to them. New Milk ProceM. A new French process of sterilltrag nlik. the fat of the milk is thoroughly roken up after heating, thus avoiding ;he luinpiness of the cream which eon Miiners have found so objectionable. It is said that when cream is treated 5y this machine. It Is rendered quite Homogeneous, and the fact that the fat globules sre broken lip makes the tream look thicker and become mere aiiiform. When milk and cream are created by a homogenizing machine, Jipy mix more thoroughly with tea and offee. Having seen the advantages f the process, some of the largest Jnlry companies In London have or Icred machines. New England Home itead. Ik for the Farm. If a farmer stands In need of a dog ae should have a good one, The farm dog, to be a profitable adjunct of the farm, should have duties to perform, ind should possess certain valuable jualllles that will enable him to do his duties well. He should be a faith ful watcher of persons and property, snd at the same time of a kind dlspo iltlon. He should be gentle to the live stock of the farm and, above all, obedient to his master. A good farm flog Is a very knowing animal. Increasing the Protein. Beyond doubt there can be much nore digestible protein saved for the ise of the stock during tbe winter If nore care la used In harvesting the 'arloua grain and the hay crop as velL If on stops to think It is evl lent that there la more of tbe protein iaved In tbe bay if It Is rut before It sf ally ripe. This same state exist In wta and other grain fad to stock and !"5 sM GRA T AIRK'AS OKESK. r tat corn grown fwr tbe silo. True, in the case of the hay It Is a tittle more difficult to cure, perhaps, but th added value more than compensates one for this trouble. Try the plan this season and if carefully done it work out as Indicated, will To Protect the Hors" from Files. Horse suffer from flies during tho summer, but seem to be able to rid themselves of them to some extent everywhere but from their faces. A fly net for the. face canbeesaliy ui a d e. nstng hi-a y cord or fl 1 rope of small stranos or ieatn er Thfcse are fit nrr. fastened in a band and the band fastened to the headgear se that I hey will fall over tbe face of tbe horse. These strands may tie knotted together over the fore-( head snd at the sides of the face, that they will not fsll over the eye of the horse d)ne can have no ides how these nets will keep the flies r.fj until they ilrhe a horse with and with out the net The cost is trifling com pared with the comfort such a eontrt vance will give the horse. The illus tration will give one sn Idea of tin this net Is constructed and htw applied, to the bridle. Profit in Hand Separator. Hand separators average atwuit IK! each, but this cost csn be saved In a yesr in any dairy where ten or mors cows are kept; this h;is been demon strated tipie and again, so there Is nl doubt about It. Manufacturers of sepa rators claim that the suving is about ten dollars a cow per year and Is based on the fact (hat the cream Is taken from the milk while It Is sweet, hence there Is no danger of It becoming mmr, and because of this almost -rfect con dition the cream ripens more evenly and, therefore, makes a better qnial- Ity of butter. Again. s the separat-l Ing is done soon after milking the value of the skim milk for feeding pur poses Is greater, as It l usually given to young stock while It Mill retains the animal warmth. There Is every thing In favor of the hand separator and nothing against it, so that any man with a dairy of proper size, who does not have a separator Is cheating himself out of Just so much good profit ' Paaarst ioim to Miepherd. Sheep require a variety of food to form flesh and f.it. With sheep, rather more than with any other class of stock, care must be taken not to overfeed. Overstocking Is usually Injurious to the sheep and ruinous fo the farmer. Dryness Is one of the requirements in tbe production of the finest grades of wool. Sheep are naturally gregarious. When one Is wen by itself something Is evidently wrong. No sheep should be allowed to die of old age, but all should be fattened and sent to market tiefore their vital ity bas been Impaired. Ia commencing to fatten sheep, the feeding should not be crowded at first but gradually Increase the amount of the ration. A small, fat sheep will always bring better prices than a large, poor one. To have good-sized sheep, they mnst be grown rapidly while young, and It Is Important to give them a good start. Handy Orain Ha Holder. This can be made by the farmer himself, and at no expense. It la nothing more than a hopper, with OOOD BAS IIOLDKB. hooks upon which to hang the bag. fastened to a firm standard. This ar rangement will enable a single person to fill the Lsg quickly and easily. Farm Chat. Shallow, level culture Is tbe thing for corn If it Is done In the right man ner and at the right time. Judgment Is the outgrowth of ex perience, yet a man may have a wide experience and yet lack In Judgment Tbe profitable mutton breed of sheep are those of early maturity, rapid growth snd necessarily short lived. It Is very Important that a brood sow should be gentle, so that she may be handled at farrowfng time if nec essary. Grass cannot always take th place of com and corn cannot take the pise of grass, bat there can be a combina tion of both so a to be a groat aid la th pradncttoa of lira stock. 2'fH i