Harrison press-journal. (Harrison, Nebraska) 1899-1905, September 15, 1904, Image 7

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    AVrgetdble Preparation for As
similaiing fte Food ami Hegula -ting
the Stomachs and liowv is of
Tronwlcs DiestimiCtvcrfur
ness and Rtst Contains rriilT
Ojnum.Morpluiie nor Xiitcral.
'OT NAMCOTIC.
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mm rmtw.
A perfect Remedy forConstii
Htm, Sour Slonwtfh.DiarrlxK'a
Worms ,( xinvuUu ms . Fovr ri sh
m'ss wkI Loss of Sleep.
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CLUB hANKWICHK'i
H,e & ntK bread cut ln tine alecs
ind toasted to a like brown color;
in a slice lay a crisp lettuce It af
in to which put two very thin slices
If fried crisp bacon, then a slice cf
turkey or roister! chicken, again a
Hire t f tKilk-d ham, two small S'ieis
it clrsp fried bacon, as a lettuce
iraf, and place on all a not he t slice
)f t'-ant. Press tltmly with the
land to pack tt, then cut It dlao,
ally la half.
Johannesburg Is rennalriK Its
streets on the American system by
nuuj tiering.
Sale Ten Million
vl
THI FAMILY'S FAVOIITK IWIIII Jk
BEST FOR THE BOWELS
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The process of makine Liquid Koal requires three days. The process or reauciion requuo UC6. u. ...a..
It is a cotnpoun.l tracing every germicide, anti,e,,tic, and dottinfectant found in coal, treated chemically with an alkahno base
intil ever? oojeetkmablo feature is eliminated, being non-poisonous and harmless.
LIQUID KOAL Ih a combination of Creanol, Ouiacol, and Kalinm. LIQUID KOAL is a black oily liqutd.
SfilH for sixty cent a a pint, one
Vou may have a pint ftee without,
soy expense to you whatever if you
will cut out the coupon in this adver
tisement and mall It to the National
Medical C' ntpany at Sheldon, iowa.
LIQUID KOAL cures and prevents
hog cholera, chicken cholera, pink
eye, black leg, and all the germ dis
eases of animals, because it Is a genu
killer and goes into the stomach, into
the bowels, imd into the blond, and
wherever the blood goes. It per
nieatrs the entire Hystem of an ani
mal through the medium of circula
tion, and denudes the system Of t very
disease genu.
We are giving three hundred thou
sand (hillais Aorth of it for adver
tising purpose and to prove to farm
ers and st'M'k raisers what It will do.
LIOUiI) KOAL tuis been tested f r
Hie past liveyear in the largest hbota
uuies u: ibis couniiy
aud lu many of the
stations.
We have proved beyond a question
f doubt bcfiiie tbe greatist, t x,a lis
of ih. country, that it ot h.js germs
nfdlse .sis common to all do.... si Ic
animals, and thereby mres diseases,
Wormn intesllrial and skin parasites,
tlik lico Uourta m,d vermin suck
the life bio' d and tap the vitality of
domestic anlmalsimd f wis until the
iiuuhI losses to fanners and stock
raisers reach enormous footing.
The farmer and stock rslser who
would Increase bis bank account,
must, ot necessity wage a continuous
warfare against these robber worms,
psra.lte, Term In, aud Insects.
The most eftcrilve and Inexpensive
remedy for all these Is Liquid Koal,
Liquid Koil neu trail res tbe acid
mm
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
i Bears the
l RirrrifiTiv
Of
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
Tr r tMTftUM to-, ntw fom crrv.
NUT COOK IKS
Hub two tablfspO'inTuis of butter
and one-half a cupful of sugar to a
cream. Add otieegi beaten thorough
ly to t abb-spoonful nf tat Ik one
fuuith of a tempoocful uf salt oue
teasp' oriful of baking powdi r sifted
with i.na cupful of flour, 'stir ta
i oe cupful of chopped nuts. Drop
by leasDootifuN on we'l buttered
tins a-.d bake In a quick oven
There are Ht.OOO Mokous In the
I'd I led Slates
It is said that there are between
24.000 and 25,000 shops open on Sun
day In London.
Boxes a Year.
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a m u iu
1 w
ONE PINT LIQUID KOAL
Makfrs One-half Barrel of Medicine or
Lice Killer.
One-half Million of Pint Cans Given Away.
dollar a quart, three dollars per
condition
"of the system which is ai
rnnrtmi n favorable for tne proouc-
tloo of worms causing such diseases
as hog cholera, anthrax, chicken
cholera, etc.
Liquid Koal Is In general use by
physlcl ins and veterinary surgeons
throughout Europe and Ameilca em
brafiiuu a wider raege of uses than
any prep'iratlon on the market.
If you need Liquid Koal and have
never used it please send us tho cou
pon b"lw. We will then send you an
oider on your dealer for a sixty cent
can and willpnv your dealer ouisehes
for it. It will cost you nothing.
It will cost jour dealer nothing.
You are not ot.llgat.ed to tt In any
way If you accept this offer, wo will
not ask ym to buy nny after you have
plvpo it a trial, aii wc .n.i
chance to prove to ou what it
Is a
will
! ()"
If ,;, ,ii wsint ro Know me irmim
. . u- -,. n
,.,., ..tointr I.lduid Koal to a sick
iirilmal.no.. alter what t li-cause of the
slckntssls, 'fCi us -""P"n i-1-,,
.,., . atieelal exnert advice
regardlog ,V' ' h i ,n of th.
, S. . d us !' ' ' J , ; n l
torn '; ,b1 f .11 d to the
You lll ala i j en til I dto
KIOCK L ill. IS but.
R.Vmp
postage.
the tliir-
. t ,v..ia hook on luc kuiuj
eases of animals.
i iauld Koal Is the Best and Cheapeit
Worm Killer Known to Science
A list of the diseases that Liquid Koal
cures
H( Cholera
I line Wnrtn
gwliit riaiiil.
lniUnl Wormi
nm ;n"." r
Tiihsrwilotl.
All hral
Hlsrk Ut
l'rn.ialk niaM
tlmnlra In Cows
Colin '
Olanders .
I)liinp"
(Ink V.
Inltueiit.
Foot Hoi
Tat Worm
l.onfKTer
Inflammation of the
howals
WOItLD.V FA IK NOTES
An apple of this year's growth,
welijbinii 30 ounces and measuring
18 tochei jo circumference, Is ex
hibited at tLe World's Fair in tbe
o fHce of Secretary Marchaut. of the
Oklahoma Cum mission i
Wall scaling as taught and practi
ced In i be United States Army is ao
attraction of the daily military
maneuvers of the Filipino Scouts at
the World's Fair A fence eight feet
high has been built for the exhibi
tions, which are given at specified
hours
An exhibit of purifying apparatus
for removing the impurities from
commercial illuminating gas is made
by John Kedinuod, a gas eugiueer of
Bradford, Euglaod, in the Palace of
Liberal Arts at the World's Fair
A series of beautifully executed
stained glass windows, including one
represeutiug Queen Wiliielmina tak
ing tbe oath of office, is a feature of
Holland's display of applied art In
the Art Palace at the World's Fair
A large collection of bows and ar
rows of Chinese manufacture is
shown ia the Chioese section of tbe
Palace of Liberal Arts at the World's
Fair The bows are curiously shap
ped and decorated and are of various
sizes The arrows are also made of
wood, but are tipped with sharp
pieces of stesl
A foul ball glancing from the bat,
struck Grove Thomas over the heart;
tie reeled and fell on his face, and
In half an hour was dead He was
the catcher of the itabcoek baseball
team of Johnstown, Pa
.Self-lighting cigars have been In
vented by an Austrian chemist
They are tipped with a chemical
preparation, and when rubbed
against a hard substance, such as a
wall or the sole of a boot, Ignite like
a match
It Is never good taste to deliber
ately refuse to recognize by giving a
blank star, ao acquaintance on the
street or elsewhere; when one wishes
to end an undesirable acquaintance
and it is impossible not to speak the
salutation should be given but with
dignity and brevity. On subsequent
occasions when the person approaches
keep the eyes averted or downcast
until he is by. A blank stare in
return to a salutation betrays the
pour breeding of the one giving it
Kentucky, among other striking
features displayed In the New Ken
tucky Home at the World's Fair, has
an exhlbltof 17 songs composed by
the song writer, Will S. Hays, who
at the age of 65 still holds the posi
tion of River Editor of the Louis
ville Cuurier Journal. Hays is best
known as the author of "Molly
Darling," which reached an edition
of 2,000,000 copies. Other songs by
Mr. Hays are "Old Sam," "My
Southern Sunny Home," "Old Uncle
Ben," "Down South Where the
Sugar Caoe Crows" ard "Old Fash
ioned Uoses Are Sweetest."
In the schools of France one child
In four of both sexes Is a nail bltcr.
gallon. .,
Texas eier
Caiarrn
Farcy
Manga
riconri
Nal Oleet
beratohes
Poll Evil
Chicken Cholar.
Koun
Tnruih
U!k-Jaw
blind dlsgRtrs
Liquid Koal Acra as an Appetizer
and Vitalizer
No disease germ can escape It, that
Is the reason it cures for wnen me
germ Is destroyed the disease is gone.
Two Things to Remember
Use Llauld Koal to destroy the par
asites on the liiBide.
Use Liouid Koal to destroy me par
asites on the outside.
Cumsttes exist and tDrive oniy ai
the expense of live animal tissue.
. . sfX la - M l
One Ihousmo. Hollars uepo.ueu in
the Union Bank at Stitliion, iowa,
to bo tllven to Anyone Who
Finds Any of These Tes
timonials Not Gen
uine. Kmlth Outer, Kn., July S, 1WS.
National MmllealOa, York, Nuhr
. ,...ntf uiii vnur l.lntiln K'ml rnr a
cure nf clnil'Va in hei aii'l 1 Imve nut found Its
e.mnl 1 hid fitly h'i,d of. h..ff unit tin out of
llfiy 1 w sum wiuiiil liie, inn uy ma , i.i
Coal br.uii!tit thfio onto. K. alio l.avs not own
t.w lw.Ur tr snv fittiT HW l.e nlnllfl
slni-fl ThTfir "n v to Oil- swine bffilers of
Smith County anil sko noultty ralnrs that it h
oo final Yott nan rmrahata tills vslualiln mwll
elne of Wallfr . Son. of Smith Onter, who nun
not misrnirfsent Uil valuable willolne to you.
Yours Fraternally,
JUllNPYLE.
P. 8.
I lm at the nrwnl tlra fvenly-tli
ami nles thut arc dolns One and I
Iwlieyelf It bed not lieen for the use of the Liquid
u. -i i h.v. lost ouo-half or probably all
1 -- J P
KKAKN I"Y COUNTY NfJRSEKY,
G. A. Si rand, Prop.
Grower of Choice Nursery Steele
Mlinlen, Nebr., Deo, fi, 1901
National Medical Co., York, Nebr.
About two weeks ago many of the farmeri
around her. let very heavily by hog cholera. I
do not wish to write you a long (latlarlng sla
raent ateiul Vur medlclna but will say thai 1
teuikt .quarto., of Uq.td Koal a.d U In-
FROM MISERY TO HEALTH.
A Pronlncat Club Woman, of Kansas
City, Write, to Thank Duaa'a hidnry
Pill, for a OuUk Cure.
Miss Nellie Davis, of 1216 Michigan
aveuue, Kansas City, Mo., society lead
er ami club wom
an, write: I can
not bh.v too much
in pram of
I man's Kidney
Pills, for they ef
fected a complete
cure In a very
short time when
I was suffering
from kidney trou
bles brought on by a cold. I had
severe pain In the back and sick head
aches, and felt miserable all over. A
few boxes of 1 man's Kidney Pi.s made
me a well woman, without an ache or
pain, and 1 feel eompplled to recom
mend this reliable remedy."
(Signed) NELLIE DAVIS.
A TKIAL FREE. Address Foster
Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. i". For aalu
by all dealers. Price 50 cent.
Over 130,000, 00 pers'.ns are enroll
ed id tbe Sunday schools of this
country The enrollment in the pub
lic school Is 16,000,000, or only 3,CW,
000 more
Positive, Comparative, Superlative
' I havt uaad on, of your Fiih Brand
Slickers for tiva years and no want
a new one, also ono for a taiend. I
would not be without one for twice
the cost. They are just as far ahead
of a common coat as a common one
Is ahead of nothing."
(NAKC OW APPLICATION)
Be sure you don't get one of the com.
mon kind this Is the ff'WT"
mark of excellence. 'J''"J
t
A I Tri:rpi - r
osrox, u. 'WJlsWJ'
TOWER CANADIAN CO.. LIMITED
TOKOTO, CANAOA
Haktr) of Wit Weather ClolM'ng and II ait
CHICKEN AND NUT SAND
WICHES Chop tine tb2 white meat of a
cooked chicken an J pound to a paste
In a mortar Season to taste with
salt paprika oil and lemon juice and
spread upon thin bits of bread
Spread uther bits of bread corr -sponding
in shape to the first, wit h
butter press into the butter English
walnuts pecan nuts or almoncs
blanched and sliced -cry thin Press
corresponding pieces together
Like m ister, like dog, lz a truism
I never knu a batefull, mailsl'us
kur but what was baffbrother to
biz owner.
Oreece is overrun by well-educated
men who are unable to earn a llvlnp,
Tbe country swarms with doctors
who have no patients, and lawyer
who have no briefs, while laborers
are in demand to till tbe soli at good
wages.
Goldsmiths' "Vlcor of Wakefield"
was sold for a trifle to save htm
from the grip of the law.
The Infidel argys Jlst az a bull dux
chained to a post: he bellows and
paws, but he doesn't git lot se from
the post I notlss.
nrovpment was so markwi that I bought a grallon
can and uwil It with tb result that my hogs all
raooverf-d anil
1 did not lose one.
My nera or
ovtr 400 ami
mt do?f o as
fine condition and
onatant usr of Lloui
d you may put
110 B.IMU.
u A. Mrann.
Dim , 1902.
W llif uniWslv as A stock ralsors and farmers
gladly U'slity to tue merits of Mould Koal man
ufactured by the Nalio nnl Medina! Co., ot blml
don, Iowa and York, ' Nebraska. We have usod
this pr.Klur.t wtth gra Jylng suoocis and advisu
all to Ki" it a trial. 1 should be on rvery farm
In Nebraska.
Rufus Keary, Bee, Neb,
Oeo. Mills, Hee, Neb
( hrls SuUell. Staplehurst, Neb,
Geo. Klnitelx'rirer, Reward, Neb.
J, U. Keary, Bee, Neb.
W. Pliiehaupt. Staplehurnt, Neh.
K. I!. Mever. Slsplehurst Neb.
J. Klnireuereer, Sr, Oermantown, Neb.
UloonifieM, Neb., 1X0. IS, W03,
I haye lold Liquid Koal for a year now and
neyer have found an article that trlyes such unt
ycrsal sal isfuction as Liquid Koal docs. I oan
safely say that I bave. not one dinsat.lBued cus
tomer. 1 honestly think that If eyery farinnr
Mould ue it there would be yery llitla hog r.holnra
In the country, H. 0. Mumliiloh.
Wausa, Nh.. Den. I -J. Wol
I have been uslne h. K . a and ineot fleslroyer
and fliid it all you claim for It. Would recom
mend It to alb I will keep II. on the pi all the
time, Yuurs, Sara Gross.
It Is I positive f-cve Motive ef contagious
disease.
Cut Out This Coupon
For H my not appear agftln. Pill nut the
blanks and mall to the National Medical
Co., bheluon, low.
My.
Ilay..
Kind or Stork.
1 hare never tried Liquid Koal but If yon
will supply me with . tly cant oan free I
will give It . trial.
Give full name and address and write pl.ln ly
hnd this coupon today. If you desire a
thirty-two page book on III germ diseases of
snlmals and special eipert ail vice regarding
the dlseaaes that effect your own stock sen i
ten cents In postage with this coupon to cov.r
cot of nailing and ripens, to us.
The can of liquid Koal Is to be furnished
you without ai press or freight ohargee to you
1
i GOOD
Sboft Cltofies!
T
n tin 4 i
A man iu North Carolina who
tvi-d from cunvii tinu for lmr sti-al-ij;
by the piciful pita of bin law
?r. after hie aciiiitta! iy the jury
ask.il by the lawyer: "Honor
rit'lit. now, Bill. ju did nti-,il that
orn-. didn't Jim'" "Nnw, k'k a hew,
idi.'i-," was tin- reply, "I aliers did
link I mole that hot, but wiise I
inl your r.pcc-b to that "ere jcry. I'll
dogiioiieil if I ain't pot my doubts
limit it."
At a dinner givi-u mime time ago in
iilior of HhII 'iiic. Thomas Nclwui
ii gi- wan iiivilcd to intriniiKv the Kng-
ell Imiclist. ln- of the guests next
Mr. J "age, Jn-t ticforc the toasts be-
... s , . I. ..
an. p:i,scil i,i menu caru anuuiu uic
tlile with the re.pieKi that Mr. fainft
nt bin Kigiiittur. on it. "That's a
nod idea." i-aid I'tige; "1 itnii-t do tliat.
xi. I've 'ot to iiitrniliH-e '.aine iu a
w niiiiiileH. and I want to be able to
i' thut I have reud something he lias
rritttn.
A young globe trotter was holding
rth iliii'inir a dinner in Paris aliont
lie lovelliiesK ot tne lsiiuin oi muni,
lit tiie marvelous Ixiiiity of the wom-
li there. (Mie or tne naroiis jmnia-
liild, who wh preHint. venlured to
upiire If he lmd reni.irkid iiiiytbing
Ine worth' of note in connection Willi
ic inland. Iteseiitlng the burouV in
uiry, the youth replied: "Yes: what
truck me most was thut there were
i .lews it nil no pigs to be seen there."
Is that so':" exclaimed the baron, iu
owise disconcerted; "then if you and
go there together we shall make our
inuiicK."
I-'iank Kverest. of Atchison. Kan.,
a good deal of an American, having
mull admiration left for foreign iiinds
r people. Not long no he went to
lurope on business, liiiring ttie voy-
ge he a nd other passengers were
niicli annoyed by a Bostoiilaii. who
nlked n givat deal Hbout the ninnber
if time he had been abroad. He laid
:rcat stress on the fact that he went
iver twice a year. "Have you ever
Mt'ii abroad'.'" be asked Kverest. Kv
rcst admitted he was making tils tirst
rip. "I k over twice s year." said
he Bostoiilaii. "Oh. do you?" replied
'".verest; and he added: "Have you
ver iM-en to Otiiitbii V" The Hostoiiian
aid he hadn't. "Well," wild Kverest,
'I t:o there twice a week."
Nonb Webster wus, as might lie
mppoMod, a stickler for good Knglish,
Hid ofteii reproved his wife's misuse
if the language. On one occasion Web
itcr happened to In; alone In tbe din-ng-room
with their very pretty house
rtHid. end. being susceptible to such
'harms, put his arms around her and
;issed her squarely on the mouth. Just
it this moment Mrs. Webster entered
he room, gasped, stood aghast, and in
i tone of horror exclaimed: "Why,
S'onh, I am surprised!" Whereupon
dr. Webster, coolly and calmly, but
vlth every evidence of disgust, turned
lpon her. "How many times must I
orrect you on the use of simple
vordsV" he remarked; "you mean,
nadain, that you are astonished. I,
iiadain, I am the one that is sur
it'lsod." HOW TO DETECT FORGERY.
Cxpcrt. in Handwriting Are Able to
Rend Many ISmu.
"I am not an expert in chirogrnphy,
int 1 have at least made enough of a
ftnd.v of handwriting to tell why It is
jften easy to detect the forgery of a
name, though even the man whose
tame has been forged may declare the
handwriting a perfect replica of his
iwn." Arnold Keating says: "Of
Kiurse, you know everybody know?,
for that matter that a man or woman
'.ever writes his name twice exactly
n the same way. There Is always a
light difference, and where two signa
lling of the same name appear identi
cally alike It is safe to assume that
)ne or liolh is a forgery. But suppose
Hie signature has been forged but
we, suppose the handwriting of
ivlilch it Is nn exact copy has been do
.trnved or ! not obtainable, of what
avail is the comparative method then?
Hie exact comparison cannot be em
ployed, but other almost infallible
.comparisons are still available. When
i child Is taught how to write, nt first
Its penmanship is severely stiff and
Tamped; then it becomes very much
ike Hint In the copybook, but after
lids Is discarded the child's character
lieginn to creep into its hand writing,
l'h ere are little idiosyncrasies appar
ent that tire not to be found In the
:hirography of other children, and this
manifestation of character in writing
rontinues to change It with develop
ment until itbout the age of 25, when
A person's charm-tor is fixed end his
handwriting from that time on eon
Ihiues about the same. The forger's
-.'iip.v of the signature or riling will
dppear to be exactly like that of th-j
man, but when examined under a
Imwerful microscope, the liny evi
lenees of character that appear in ev
ery loop nnil line will be found to be
largely inl-'Sing. for the same character
Is not behind the pen. it Is In the
minute details thai, the forgery is dis
(ovcred. Then, again, n man's mental
rendition will impress Itself upon his
writing. If he Is' nervous, bubbling
over with joy or depressed, the fact
will be apparent to the expert In writ
ing. If tho alleged handwriting doesn't
iliow traces of the mental condition
tbe innn was really in at the time he
was supposed to have written a eer
xin letter or signed a certain letter, the
signature or the writing is a forgery.
Ttlw r M'tlnV 'f ttlf Wlf.il1 i " 111 ii
nil expert tlctitls evta tlif ino.-t -uc-cctisfHl
f.rf.--ry.' ft. Iiuisi tjlob'i
1 idnidnt.
CINEMATOGRAPH OF HORRORS.
KMiiti liH tor' Murjr of Kcent-w iu the
f ield Howpit.iL
The parent tif Lr. SamoiiofT. ho
was wilii the field hospital afler tht
battle of Kiulencheng. have received
lat Moscow) a letter from their s-o'i,
giving an aiipaiiiug description of his
work.
"It was not a hospital, but a sham
bles, and afier the tirst hour's work
it wemed us that we were not min
isters of mercy but demons of blood,
working frantically, recklessly, callou
to pain and life.
"The stream of pierced and shatter
ed bodies poured in so fast that we
handled them as Indifferently as sacks
of flour. As we hacked and sawed
lor it was not surgery, but hurried
bungling I counted the writhing row
on the floor, praying that it might get
less, but for every one maimed and
bandaged man borne to his couch two
were carried in and cast on the ground.
At lust my brain, di..y in a mist of
blood, pictured the whole universe as
nothing but a string of clotted isidics
stretching to infinity.
"Yes. I iidniit that we were calloui.
So petrifying to the sensibilities is thin
hurried work of blood that some of us
jokinl like fiends over our atrocious
task. The hospital servants who car
ried out the bankets of amputated
limbs bantered one another. "That is
retrusha'a leg.' said one. T know his
toenails. 'That's no Christian leg.'
replied ills companion: 'it's a Jew's.'
"(hie of these clumsy fellows slipped
in the blood and sent a streaming arm
in the face of a boy lieutenant, who
screamed with fright. But at the time
even this seemed humorous, not horri
ble. "Sometimes the shells fell near our
tent, and we wondered if we too
would lie laid in th:it eternally grow
ing row, and whether some one. callous
ns ourselves, would remove our ampu
tuted Ihnlis mid speculate as to their
ownership.
"What made things worse was tlm
deficiency of anaesthetics and Imn
riiigpK. Before we were half way
through we had torn up our shirts.
Luckily more bandages arrived before
the end." London News of the AVorld.
A Cabtn Full of Cuckoos.
An old prospector who. between bin
periods of gold-hunting, has made his
home In a little cabin in a lonely can
yon a few miles from Is Angeles,
Cal., says the Detroit News-Tribune,
has discovered not only gold, .but a
continuous entertainment for the hours
he must spend indoors.
About; six months ago the prospector
"struck it rich." He was able to show
such assays f the ores in his claim
that a party of capitalists purehnsed
his property and paid him forty thou
sand dollars.
On receipt of the money tho prospec
tor visited Los Angeles. Among other
places he went into a restaurant iu
which is a cuckoo clock. It was just
the noon hour, tmd the clock uttered
Its cuek(M) notes twelve timis in suc
cession. The old prospector was charm
ed, lie remained in the eating house
nearly all the afternoon, listening to
the music of the clock, which also an
nounced the quarter and half hours.
He learned from the proprietor the
name of the firm of which the clock
had been purchased, and hastened to
the shop. He wanted a clock, which
would cuckoo every Ave minutes. Not
being able to find this kind, he did a
little mental problem, and devised a
plan for "continuous performance." He
bought a dozen of the ordinary cuckoo
clocks, and took them to his lonely
cabin.
Tin? cabin Is no longer loimly. lie
has set the clocks at different times in
five-minute sequence, so that with the
voicing of the hours and quarter hours
there is scarcely a moment of the day
in which a cuckoo is not singing in th
cabin.
Projectile. We Use.
We have now armor-piercing pro
jectiles, deck-piercing projectiles, semi-armor-piercing
projectiles, common
forged and cast steel projectiles, cast
iron projectiles, shrapnel, and so on,
in endless variety. As the work tho
gun, whether ashore or afloat, will
have to do can be pretty clearly pre
dicted, it would appear us though one,
or at most two, kinds of projectiles
were enough. These two would natu
rally have, the one a high penetrative
power, and the other a large capacity
for Internal charge, giving great de
structive power when the shell is
burst. No one who has not examined
carefully the effect of bursting a shell
in a closwl space can have nn idea of
its destructiveness. A small six
pounder shell, of about two and tir.e
quarter inches diameter, containing
three or four ounces of powder, burst
iu an ordinary room and breaking
Into twenty or thirty fragments, would
probably destroy everything In th;
room.
He Knew.
"You must visit our new countrj
club," snld the suburbanite. "The
grounds are beautiful; tbe golf links
superb. You won't find such scenerj
elsewhere. On entering the grounds
the first thing that strikes your eye
it
"I know!" Interrupted the city man.
"A golf ball!" Philadelphia Tress.
Ilia Will.
First Tramp If you wns a rich
man, who would you leave your moncj
to?
Second ' Tramp To charity, oi
course. You don't 'spose I'd go bavt
on my old friends, do you? Detroit
Tree Prew,