V WiNMPEO EXHIBITION. A PRIZE LIST OF ONE HUNDREC THOUSAND DOLLARS. Evrrvthlag PtmIm te Be Moat Kmc creel ul-A .Naaatxr of Dialiagaiaheei fjtatcaanca Will B A ineag laa Vlai tara. Vlnn1pr. July 7. The Dominion cf Canada exhibition, to L beld in Wln e ' t from July i3 to Auk. 6, thia year, proimiwa to 1 oue of to. bent ever b.Ml to tbe bomiuion. One hundred thousand dol.ari will be ripe mini in prtzea and attractions. Tbia of itse.f win give aa idea of tbe magnitude of thr uinWukliif. U'iouijM-K believe In doing every thing on big scale. There i uotbiiig bslf hearted aliout It. Since It held Itn Crht t-ltilbitlun In IH'.'l It lias learn ed tbe lesaou of "push." Every year baa added to the interest, tbe prize niow-y and an important factor, tbe gate. Tbe prlre lift comprise ttxiut EM pagca, a story of tbe wonderful de velopment of tbe province teraeij: totd. The eiblblta will Include everything, grown, bred, painted or manufactured to Canada, from the fine art to tbe motherly sow. The apced program will undoubted! be a treat attraction. It w Include lmy' and tneri'a ritcen, borne races, trotting, speeding, etc., etc. Tbe prize in this clam, alone will mount to l!l.7tl, the behest being J..'ii for a "free fur-all," other rang ing from ll.iSO down to Jl.Vi. Among tbe entries so far received are the apeedlet horse on the continent. Tbe Canadian Manufacturer' Av riaiiou Lave ssriirfd control of buildings, and the Secretary. Mr. Toiing. says there will be innh play of Canadian manufacture m never ix-en shown before In the Do minion. r A guest should not make engme BJots without first c;nuitir.g her hostess to And if they will be con eulent to her. The farms of the Cnlted Ststes cover r4l.(i0.fKO acres, and employ ally 10, 5(io, IKK) people. For ling worm apply with a feither ne part A stilphudric acid to twenty part of water. PEGGS' BLOOD PURIFIER CUKES caUrrta of tbe .tomath. i , i. i ri .( ( Wb Brrup. Tl. Oxk). vat I In OmA h'li1 ti flnH-ff1 V. T. L ki:, :v YOltK NKH IN THE Wi;ONG Ut FIC'K Caller "We are very rich, and we wish to marry our daughter to a count, a rcarquls or a duke" Clerk (with dignity) "Von are In the wrong ( (th e 'Ihia is a matri monial a.ency You will find the Internath nal I'utchaslng Agency two floors to the It fi" In Lowell, Mass- , there arc IT.ikk) wachine-t-ndirig opiralives, who care for M.wiO spindles and cam over 500.000 a tiviolh. I O U I o UAL n k i Cm J E2 The process of making Liquid Koal requires three days. The process of reduction requires 350 degrees of heat. It is a compou.,1 unbracing every germicide, antweptic, and deiufectant found in coal, treated chemically with an alkaline bane until every objvctionable fouture is eliminated, being non-poihonouR and liarmless. LIQUID KOAL i. a combination of Crca.sol, Guiacol, and Kalium. LIQUID KOAL is a black cily l.qu.d. Sells for sixty cents a pint, one dollar a quart, three dollars per gallon. You may bae a pint free without ny expense to you whatever If you will cut out tbe coupon In this adver tisement and mull it lo the National Medical C nipany at Mieldon, Iowa. LIQUID KOAL cures and prevents bou cholera, chicken cholera, pink eye, black lep, and all the tfcrtn dis eases of animal, because it Is a ijerm killer and kops into the stomach, Into the b wels, and Into the blood, and wherever the biol goes. It per- uiIh tl.n itlr KVKlPltl Of fln rl fil ms 1 throuuh the medium of cltcula tlon, and tlenude the system of every dlseas germ. We hp Rlvlnc three hundred thou Mnd dollum orth d it fur adver ttalntr purposes and to prove to farm ers ana stock raiscis what It will do. LIQUID KOAL has been tested f-r the past five years In t he larpest l ibora lories of this country, and Cermany. and In many of the eperlmeritl lalloni. We have proved beyond a question of doubt before the (treatest experts Of lh country, that It destroy! (terms of dlseaaci common to all domestic animals, nd theiehy cures dlseas.-s. VSorma. Intestinal and skin parasites, ticks lice, Insect, and vermin suck the life blood and up the vitality of domestic animals and f wU until the annual losses to farmers and iock raisers reach enormous footing. The farmer and stock ralier who would Increase bis bank sceount, must, ot atoesalty wsge a continuous warfare aaalnst these robber worms, parasite, vsraaln, and InsecU. Tbe most effeollve and Ineipenslvc remedy for alt these It Liquid Kosl. mold Koal aMtrallaaa tbe acid A bid wouiii u ia icgel wto but wade a mistake; a .a mwD merely unaa Tbat li why tbe Judgment of the woild Is to mucb mure Lar.u on ooe than tba otJer We coualder tbe eiteot of tbe fall I Ue noticed that It Is mostly tbe women ith UDsyiumetrkal okles who complain of muddy atreet crying Women Idealize ererthlng which enablti men to cet wives They say that John Howard Payee, ho wrote "Home, Sweet Hone," never bad a home of hi own F.r liaps that Is why he wrote It? I ask an octogenarian recently at hat age a man ce.sed to make a fool of himself over women, and l;e aid, "You'ii have to ak to-utone older than me" Rir. nd Pito'i Cor for Cod turn p tloo neirly two yer. al Bad Dotluof to co p pare with It. Mr. Morgan, iivriie :, fa!, Sept. 2, 19ol. At a dinner or ao meal If a guest upvts a glass or any accident occurs, he should Oder a few words 1 1 apology which the hostess will smilingly accept and endeavor to relieve his einbarrusiiimerit b im mediately detracting attectloQ from the accident A.k Tour Iea!er for Allen' Foot Eaa, A powder to thnke Into jtoit iboea. U reft I tbf tvt. Ciir Corn, huliln. fiwollen, i bun, lint, alieu. A bll(. mating Fret u4 Iiifrowln Nail. aiieu Foul till ankn iirw or tlj;ht ulic-t ej Soid hj all ; dniffUta and abo itore. 2.r. Soaipi ' Bli-d FltKK. Aililrru Alltu S. Oiaisted, 'A Kor. N. V. A silk, elastic strap placed under the chin and fastened, so It will tit auly on the tp of the heri, to gether with exercise and massage, will ic-diice a double chin Few men have so strong a love for the beautiful that a handsome gon will make them overlook a bid dinner Mrt. wliialowa simi'IIIISU i-VRt'P tor eht -d pu trethiiiK, Mifteni llie ftu'n".redu( tiitla maiiou ailax l'!'1 eurr cnlic l'ric 2'iC bottle. England gets i.'i.Ooo.ooo worth of new gold from Africa every month and $7,OtK,uoo worth out of Austra lia i;eccnt!y in Dundee 15,000 a ton w4s paid fur whalebone 'I'll is Is said to he the higiust price ever paud for whalebone Locked-out knltllnn girls of Dover, N. J., have organized a co-operative knitting mill company. .Since 1M0 the worlds' production of meat pa Inrceascd 57 percent, and grain 4J0 per cent. Hose sai ht t may be made at home. Have carefullv the rose pe!uU, dry ing and putting In a closed Jar. After a pound has been gathered re duce them to powder, add half a I ouud ground sandal wood and one fo irth ounce ol attar of roses. Keep in a covered Jar. If a burn is large or severe use equal parts of lime water, olive oil and glycerine, applflnu on lint For a small burn nothing is better than riiolstern d baking soda ONE PINT LIQUID KOAL Makes One-half Barrel of Medicine or Lice Killer. One-half Million of Pint Cans Given Away. condition of the system which Is a cnndltlon favorable for the produc tion ot worms causing such diseases us hoi cholera, anthrax, chicken ci) lera, etc. Liquid Koal Is In freneral use by physlVl.ns and veterinary surgeons throughout Europe and America em bracing a wider range of uses than any preparation on the market. If you need Liquid Koal and have never used It plense send us the cou pon below. We will then send you an order on your dealer for a sixty cent can and will pa your dealer ourselves for it. II U1 eosu jruu uuliiiiik. It will cost jour dealer nothing-. You aro not obligated to og In anv way U you accept this oiler, we will not ask you to huv any after you have given It a trial. All we want Is a chance to prove to jou what It will do. If you want to know tbe result from giving Liquid Koal to a sick animai.no matter what the cause of the sickness Is, scud us the coupon today. If you want ipeclal expert advice regarding vour stock tnat Is sick send us full description of tbe symp toms and alio ten cents in postage. You 111 also be entitled to the thirty-two page book on tbe germ dis eases of animals. Liquid Koal Is the Bret and Cheapest Worm Killer Known to Science A list of the diseases that Liquid Koal cures Hog Chnl.ra Colle l,..,Wnrm Olaixlcrl Swine Plan ii. Jltmpo lOMitlnal Worau fink Kt. Cow Cholera liifln.naa Tubtreolwla F" Rot ABIaraa Black bet lns rv.r C'orn.talk DIpw InfttUn at Win AaarOoa la Cws a.w.1. I Chief ot folic saved. Newberry. 8. C. W. H. Harria, ciitr i.r i v, t,. f v i ..... .i , v . j ... , .cit it 1 1 j . ma f . i -.. .. . 1 M .. ... ruiit-i-u iw a ouixioer vi year wua k.dLey coujplaiut. There wa a dull arbing a.-ro the uiall of my lack that waa worse at night and made me feel miserali.e a!l the time. The kid ney iecretiou were dark and full of aediruent, and lack of coutrol compell ed me to rise a duiiiIht of time during the night. Between tbi annoyance ai.d tbe backache it was huposiiible for me to pet much ieep and my health was being undermined. 1 tried a num ber of remedies, but nothing helped me until I got Ioan a Kidney Till. Tbe ue of this remedy according to direc tion promptly brought about a change for the Ix-tler. After using two boxea the backache ail Wt me, tbe kidney secretion cleared up and the action of the kidney beenme normal." A FliKK TRIAL of tlii great kid ney medicjoe which cured Chief Harris will 1 mailed to any part of the Unit ed State. Addrea Foster-Milburn Co., Kutfalo. X. Y. Sold by all dealers; price fifty cent per box. HINTS ON K1KJUETTE A pretty Idea for a silver or golden wedaing is to have the monogram stamped in gold or silver In the center at the top of the invitation the date of the marriage and date of the anniversary is engraved on either side or Just below tbe mono-, gram The bridesmaids, best man, ushers, etc, wh) take part In a wedding should calj upon the bride's mother shortly after tbe wedding A call should he made upon the bride Im mediately after her return from the honeymoon Invitations to a wedding, recep tion, or a y entertainment may be recalled In case of death, accident or serious Illness In the family The notes or cards recalling the Invita tions may be written or printed in script, the wording explaining tbe cause for the n call of the invitations An old-fashioned remedy for the removal of tan or sunburn Is but termilk with a little grated horse raddlsb. It is estimated that every man walks two miles a day, If only stir ring about his room or office. l'. illoonlsts who ascended about 10, Ooo feet In Europe the other day found a temperature of 27 degrees be low zero. USE my warning tablet Jiut one and yon will wotxb-r hew tint Jll'inu wilbtnlt tlii-m betore, 1 hi'v tin all the h.ir.l w.nk. I will (my for your cioidi-B if niv tiibit-u hint litem. Sioniilr fnouch fnr f. ,ii r wiIiIh. 10 cents nHlltti'l. Robert Hlunier. I'JtW Lincoln Ave., ChK'usfo, I1L Children's parlies are given In the afternoon, sometimes extending Into the early hours of the evening. To remove tan and sunburn try the following soap which can be made at home. Take a cake of white Castile or lirown Windsor soap and scarpe to a powder, add an ounce of lemon Juice, one of Eau de Colo gne, and thirty drops of Tlncl. Heri7.oln. form Into soft cikes which may be put away for use. The longest telephone wire span In the world Is 3,200 fee.t trom pole to pole, spanning tbe Susquehanna near Lancaster, I'a. Tex rerer Caiarrtt Poll Evil arcr Chicken Cholera Mange tump Hon Thrudh Kpoiirt l.. li )w Nanal. OlMl Bllnil ataxic'" borati hea Liquid Koal Acts as an Appetizer and Vitallzer No disease germ can escape it, that Is tbe reason it cures for when the germ Is destroyed the disease is gone. Two Things to Remember Use Liquid Koal to destroy tbe par asites on the Inside. Use Liquid Koal to destroy the par asites on the outside. lJugvsltes exist and thrive only at the expense of live animal tissue. One thousand Dollars Deposited In th. Union Hank at Sheldon, Iowa, to be Ulven to Anyone Who Finds Any of Theae Tes timonials Not Gen uine. Rrallh Ontfr. Knn., July S, l!S National Medical I'.o., York. Nelir. Oenilemnn Have ueil your Liquid. Krail for a cure ot rholiTa In hugt anil 1 have not tumid lu equal. I livl flfiv head of hrK and five out of tiny I wan ure wi.uld rile, but liy Ihe use of your Coal brought them out O. K. anil l.ave. not been bothered Uh cholera or any other nwine pliinue aliiew. Therefore can ay lo the twine hreedra of Smith County and aUo poultry ralsern that It taa no aquul Vou canpurchaae thin valuable medi cine of Walker A Son, of smith Onter, who ean aoi mkrepreienl th ta valuable medicine to you. Youra Fraternally, JOHN PYLK. P. S. I hav. at the preaent time levemy tli head of tnp and pltra that an doing fine and I believe If It Ead not been for the uie of the Liquid K l I would have loit one-half or probably all of them. J. P. KEARNEY COUNTY NCK8EHY, O. A. Ktrand. Prop. Otowar of Cbolca Nuriery 8trek Mlndeu, Nebr., Deo. a 1KU Kalloaal Medina! Co.. York. Nebr. About two weeka ago many of the farmer! round here Inet very heavily by hog cholera. I do not with to write you a long Haltering atate ment about veur medicine but will ny that I bought a qaart oaa of Liquid Koal tad the lot. 1 li E tutik. lt Marker "Tbe spread of tbe opium habit is something terrible I am told that women of the highest class Lave been seen going into opium Joints" I'arker "Oh, that' all nonsense Ladies of fashion go to such places to watch Chinamen use cbopsth ks Tlicy want to learn Low to eat soup with a fork Tbe Korean g ivernment has or dered that all Koreans, without re gard to rank or class, should not wear clothes eicept of a dark blue or dark color An automobile lawn mower, driven by electricity Is now used to cut grass on tbe Capitol I'ark, in i Washington. As the result of the efforts of Lon don dock and shipping companies '89,611 rats were killed in the port of London In 1!W2. It is usjal for a gentleman to offer bis arm to the lady designated for Jiim to take In to dinner Eithir arm may be offered, hut moit men prefer tbe lady to take tbe right arm ArriTinit at a Verdict. Ktmbequa. I'a., Aug. 1. (Special.) In this section of I'eniiKj Ivauia there is a growing belief that for such Kidney Disease lis Itht uinatimii and Lame Hack there 1 only one Hiire cure and that is Dodd's Kidney Pills. This b llef grow from audi eases as that of Mrs. M. L. Davison of this place. Sb. tell the story herself us follsws: "I have auffend from Rheumatism for thirty year mid find that Dodd's Kidney rills have done me more good than any medicine I have ever taken. 1 vtas also bothered with Lame Hack and I can ouly sny that my back hasn't bothered me ainee I took Dodd's liiu ney Tills." Considering that Mrs. Davison only took two boxes of Dodd's Kidney rills, the result would he considered wonder ful If It were not that others lire re porting similar results daily. Kusi.e qua Is fast arriving at a v rdiet that "Dodd's Kidney Tills are the one sure cure for Rheumatism." At a d'nner the host Jeads the way with the guest of honor, who will he placed at his right; the other guests follow the hostess coming last with the guest who will sit at her right Never clean the nails with a bard sharp Instrument Hard water Is injurious ton tin skin a little amonla or a pinch o! borax In the water will softeo it There nave been statesmen CO' -headed enough f steer natl'ii s through a dangerous crisis who ut terly lost their presence of mind when tbe baby held its breath. A CUR EL ATEUNA T1VE Downton "Here comes liinkeia He's got a new baby, and he'll talk us to death" Upton "Well here comes a neigh bor of mine who has a new setter dog Lets introduce them to each other, and leave them to their fate" Last year the British merchantile marine sustained 1,483 casualitles, of which 348 were compltee wrecks Tbe loss of life was 5,318 lAOAL provement wai to marked thm I bought a gallon can and used It with Hie result that my bo(r all recovered and 1 did not he one. My herd ol over aO are In One condition and you may put me down at a constant user of Liquid Koal. G. A. Strand. Dec , ma. We the underlined atuck rnitert and fnrmert gladly teaiify to the merits of Liquid Koal man ufactured by the National Medical Co., of btiel don, Iowa and York, Nebraska. We have used this product with gratifying lucccst and advise all to give it a trial. It thould be on every farm In NaCratka. Rufut Kearv, lice. Neb. Ceo. Mills, "llee, Neb ( oris Kchall. Siaplehurst, Neb. Geo. Kingebrrgor. .Seward, Neb. J. II. Fenrv, Hee. Neb. W. Hlugha'upt. biaplehurtt, Neb. y. ('. Mever. blapleliurat Neb. J. Klngefx-rtrer, Sr. Ormantown, Neb. Iilximrl.-lil, Neb, lee. 18. 1WI3. I have told Liquid Koal for a year now and never have, found an article that gives such uni versal satisfaction as Liquid Koal does. 1 can afely any that I have not one dissatisfied cus tomer. 1 hr.nestly think that if every farmer nould use It there would tie verv little hogchoWa lu the country. Il O. Mundeloh Wausa, Neb., Dec. is, Ili2 I have been using L. K as and Insect deatM.vi r and find It ull you cliiim for it. Would recom mend It to all. I will keep It on Ihe place all the time. Yours, bam Gross. If Is a positive ertventatlve of contagious diseases. Cut Oul This Coupon Por It may not appear again. Fill out ihe blanks and mall to the National Medical Co., bheldon, Iowa My nave Kind ofBlork. Dlseaaa. 1 have never tried Liquid Koal but If yon will tupply m with a tUty cnt can tree 1 will give It a trial. Olv. full name and addraat and writ, plainly. Send lb it coupon today. If you d.tlr. a thirty-two page bcK.lt on the germ dlaeates of animal and apental ei pert ailvlca regarding the dleaai'4 that effect your own ttock tend ten oente In postage with this ooupon to cover eott of mailing and aipente to us. Th. eaa of liquid Koal Is lo be furnished y.a without eipreaa or freight charge to you AB'- as 1 i I More than JTjO.tf! worth of art;ii ial ujiik was exported last year from Germany and Frauee to the United States. The latest eenMM of the population if Italy t-hows that the birth rate. whii-h wait :J7 per l." iu had uuk to :'.JA per l,t iu l'.Jl. For the beio-tit of the lake eoin- aieree the West Nei-l.isU channel will I.h opened at a rout of $.", io.o. the work will require four years' time. Uussia has a luuiImit of luonastories n I'alestine. A r- ent traveler was surprised to Cud tllem strongly forti (ied and having loopholes for guns. The Bakers and Cotifeetiouers' In ternational 1'nioii issued Its first char ter to a local union of the craft iu Porto Kieo recently. The local be- ins with seevnty-two ineiiilers. The Indians camping in tepees on the grounds surrounding the Indian ImildiiiK at the world's fair number more than 'J and represent many litl'ereiit tribes, some of them almost extinct. Mine. Bernhardt, the French trage lieime, employed a young artist to de igii some stage dresses for her. She was delighted with the work, and ou bearing his price, exclaimed: "More, more. You have only asked working iay. What I wish to pay for is your talent," and she forthwith doubled the imoutit. Exporter of gold always prefer to iilp in liars rather than coin, simply lecause of the greater subjection of oin to abrasion ill transit. They can not he packed us closely as bars. It is :iiil that $I.aai.0(Hi in American ea- J s may show as great a loss as $lo) iin abrasion in being carried from New York to Paris. Iceland, cut off from the rest of t he- world save for slow mails, Is to he 'inked to other countries by means of ivireless telegraphic connection with ihe Shetland Islands. This Is to fol low the action of t he Icelandic I'ur . iament, at its last session, in voting i yearly subsidy of .!l.:i for twenty tears for that purpose. 'Ihe public works committee of Bir mingham. England, lu submitting to the city council h proposition for the oiisti uction of an additional timler ro;md lavatory, etc., announced that where small charges are made there ire prolit possibilities in conveniences ( this kind. '''lie committee said that the four underground lavatories, etc., were paying t lie city it net profit of 2.4.'i:! a year. Eloquent of the slate of affairs In Loudon's tire department is tills no tice issued by the lire chief: "I have noticed that, when turning out at uji u.v stations, the movements of the uirses are very slow. Instructions are to he given that the horses are to be trained so as to come up to the appll inces smartly. ! desire that laler on Hie horses shall go to the machines without being led." Travelers say that there is a certain indefinable, uiinamabie smell peculiar 'o Japanese steamships that makes life m board of them not worth living. It has been traced to 'da Ikon." a large caved vegetable as dear to Ihe Japa nese paiate itn ittblmtsf to the Tcu tonic. It Is a kind of white radish, milled and cut in strips and served in everything. "The smell and flavor are repulsive beyond anything the East lias offered to our senses," snys a war .orrespoudent. The rniversalist church at Portland, Me., has a mammoth organ. In it are iver 5,mio pipes, the smallest a plc olo, being half an inch long, and the largest, a double open diapason, or 'tli-foot "C" pipe. The vox hum ana top alone, having sixty-one pipes, cost JiXiO. The four plperooms are each as large as an ordinary bed chamber. The organ was voiced by J. II. Brown, iv ho voiced the organ at Westminster Abbey. The organ is blown by a ihree-horsepower electric motor. Mrs. Andrew Carnegie cares little Dt' nothing for Jewels. When she goes ttt to a function or to the opera she jometlmes wears pearls, but these are lot of fabulous size or price. They ire extremely modest and afford quite I contrast to tne jewels wnicn some women wear. At best, Mrs. Carnegie Iocs not care for functions or society n general. Sim makes a delightful tiostess at Skibo Cnstle, where she has received royalty, and these are quali ties which always win with the higher Masses abroad. GO MAD FROM MONOTONY. Matltloue-Kceperg Often Sutler From the Inevitable Jsoln t ion. People, who read hooks and all do In this day will recall Kipling's story Df the lonely llghtkeeper vl o became mud froiri the monotony if iiis situa tion. While the story wits fiction, it nevertheless was In accordance with many actual occurrences. .V corre spondent Rubmiltod the question to the ighlhouse board and louud that, while Up -re hud been no audi cases as that of Kipling's ehnracler. Iw f, th re lad been many which showed the 'itad leiilng effect of monotony and bol tlon Upon the human tnlnd. Tho madness of the liglitiiou-e is intoh like that of the desert, fi r they ire traceable to a like cause, In the lesert there Is monotony of silence. At tea there Is monotony of sound. One n as bad as the other, sluco both de rive their entire pntrt from mental ef !ect It Is a fearful disease, not yet fully understood, though many noted alienist have made a study of It Thi ger!iiin-nt iuaiiiti.il' l,.vgi lighthouiii. and aUiut ) of theiu are iso. ited. and i.'.'.mi.iiicunou with the outside world may f interrupted sometimes fur months. If a u.au is taken from the ntinary walks of Lfe, where he mingles with his fellow man, and 8 'lit to a light house where no human face is seen xcejt that of the ever-present assist ant and to iiotmd is heard save the roaring of the wind and wave, he has been transferred from uormal to most abnormal conditions. Iu a remarkably short time keetier and assistant have talked out. Then they lx'gin to wear ou ea'h other, end soon they fall to quarreling. Some times melancholia attacks oue of them, and unless he is sju-edily relieved his mental balance is disturbed. When th disturbance becomes extreme it takes either a homicidal or sui -idal turn, and the unfortunate lias to be watched closely and wunetimes con fined, to keep him from doing violence to himself or others. It is well known that the Minot Eodge light is noted for the number of men who have gone crazy iu it, and for that reason is an object of inter est to students of mental diseases. It is. as everybody knows, a piece of en gineering of the very highest order, being iu that respect second only to the famous Eddystone light. More than a year was consumed in getting a foundation for it, and so high lire the titles and so terrific the storm that the entrance to the light is mora than forty f-ot above the water. Then, one above t lie other, come the five rooms occupied by the keepers and used for storage purposes, then tho watcliroom, and linallj the lantern. The tower, being circular and space greatly in demand, naturally every thing is made to conform, so that no room s!m!i be lost. Even the bi ds on which the men sleep are curved. Ev ery tiling is round. The government lias done the best it could to make life there as bearable as possible, and keeps five men stationed there, so that they may go ashore as often as the chance is afforded without detriment to the service. Indianapolis. Sentinel. I IS YOUR CLOCK SET FAST? IMcuaunt Deception that la Very Com mon in HoiiHehoWlM. It is a common thing to find the clocks in nine out of ten households either fift"en minutes or half an houl fast, and should you happen to be in a hurry or mention the fact that you have to be going, you are at once reas sured by the fact that you have no cause to hurry, as the clock is so mucb ahead of the time, lias it ever occurred to you why clocks are usually put ahead'; Soma physicians have said It Is due to lazi ness, for it is such a satisfaction to the lazy man to find when lie has to gel up at T In the morning, and strains his half-closed eyes to look at the clock, that it is a half hour fast and he has so much more time to doze, witJj the result that lie oversleeps himself any how, and misses his train or boat. Said a Walnut street watchmaker,, when asked about the subject: "Yes, it is a peculiar thing with most people to put their clocks fast, and, while there m;.y lie some satisfaction in II when It comes to dozing a little longer, there is reaiiy no advantage In it, for when you wake up, say, at 0 aud glance at the clock and it registers 0:30, the fact remains that It is a hall hoi.r f.;:.t. WL!!" t1"" may make you feel easier, knowing that you stll! have thirty minutes to doze, I confess I don't see much advantage in It. "Why not have the clock right? II is the same tiling in the end. "Suppose railroads were to put this into practice, how many trains do you think people would miss thereby': This putting clocks fast is really only a pleasant form of deception which peo ple like to practice on themselves, but it does more harm tban-good." Kan sas City Star. A anted Her to Confide in Him "I don't seek your confidence enough, Matilda," said Mr. Mudley, who was experiencing one of his pe riodical spasms of reform, according to a story in the Philadelphia Bulle tin. 'Hereafter, I waut you to con sult me about all your little troubles and affairs. I w ish to take an inter est in everything that interests you. Come to uie with your doubts. Con fide in me." "Oh, Henry, how sweet of youi" ex claimed Mrs. Mudley. "I have al ways wishi'd that we were nearer to gether that I could consult you and lean upon you, as it were." "Well, liereafter, always come to me," benignly enjoined Mf. Mudley, as he opened the evening paper. A few moments later Mrs. Mudley ventured, "Henry, dear." "Yes, my love." "May I ask your opinion about something'" "Why, certainly, my dear," said Mr. Mudley, sitting up straight and as suming a judicial cast of countenance. "What is it, my love?" "Would you make this waist of maize peau de cygne, with the bertha of point d'esprlt, trimmed with ruches of taffeta, or would you have the yoke cut gules on the bias, with cuffs of cream Venetian over white niousse llne?" "I believe I'd have It the first way, Matilda," gasped Mr. Mudley, as ha looked about for his hat "Guess I'll go down to the club for a while." Time lor the Celebration. Belle I've just celebrated my tweir ty-thlrd birthday. Lena Better late than never, I sup poseTown Topics. As fast as some meu make oppol tunltles others grab tbcin.