-ri f. ":jt (fell Miss Nellie Holmes, treasurer of tbe Young Woman's Trapcr nee Association of DufiaVj. N.Y., strongly advises ail kMeriug omen to rely, as 6be did, up on Lydia E. Pinkham's Vce. table Compound, . "Dkib Mm. I'iskhsu: YoiirrrrV rln is indeed id ideal itomiii'i nn-di-f.ae, and by far the bct,t 1 know to af.tore Inst benlth and atrcngth. I uOred nilwry for several year, U-irir troubled with monorrhagia. My ba L rhrd, I had beariti7-di)wn paina and frequent headaches. I would often wake from retful sleep, and in ai:h jain that I suffered for houri 1 f.re I could po to alrcp 3ln. I dreaded the long n!f'htaruuch as the weary darn. consulted two diCt-rcnt j !ivmi inns, fcopinp; to p-et relief hut finding that tlirlr medicine did not -i-m to aure rre. 1 tried your VT'ablo Oinipomul en the rrjuinieidatknn .f a friend from the F.at who v.is Tisitinjj me. "I am glad that I fallowed her ad vice, for every arhn and pain is ponr-. Jnd not or.ly thin, but ley y n nil faith 1 much improTrd. I hare a fine appetite and have f.iitird in flc-h. ly earnest advice to aufTrrinp; women la to put ikiile nil olher medieinea and to take I.i!I: I'.. INnLiiiiiu'R Voj; tahli' Compound." Mm Nmui Jloi.MK. M .d I ) vision St., liuffalo, Is - Y. SWW) fttrf pit lfrtilalrfatomitUffirQ- , A Stilish Wedding-"!!:' sy hrr ending be'garcd (.? I pt low." "Oh, more than that !" "Iiido d?" "Ys. It beggared her fithcr." -Chicago Eveoing rrei. Nothing Setlnus The J f-J res ''And I're been introlcuoit to quite I numlrr of the European nobility." Her Kilend- "Thinking of uiairy Ing any (if them''" "Oh, no I, don't Intend to buy I till I'm ii'i-rely shopping." Vuck. , Rheumatism Is u'lmst unknown In Jap.in. The Japanese. escape the malady, to a ureal digne, by avoi'i I r jf the excessive use of alcohol and lutje.ro. Free to Twenty-Five Ladies. The I ii-flanee Starch Co. will give t hi dies a round trip ticket to the St. Loul Kzp'Sltlr n, to live, ladles in each of the f'llnwlng stales: Jlllnnis, Iiwa, Nebraska, Kansas and (illss.uri ho will ornd io tnc largest jfiuiuU-r of trade mat ks rut from IB ten rent, 10 ounce puck'gs Df I'e flanre rild water laundry starch. This rnrans from our own home, ojrwlicie In the above named state. These trade marks must be mailed to and receive:! by the IU fiance Sjarch Co., Oautia, Ne'r., before Hrptember 1st, l'"f. Octoler and 'evember will be the hist, months to visit the Kjp'sillon. Keiiiemher that I'ctlance Is the only starch put up hi o.. (a tjll D xind) to the pack age. You wet one-third mote starch fcr the same money than of any Other kind, aud lcUanco never sticks to the Iron. The tickets to the Exposition will he gent by registered fliail September 5tl). .Starch ur sale T all dealers. Wlmmln makes the very best kind c fust lutcmints, but the poorest Jtind ov kapllns. Tbo Humorist' Kebuke-Mark Twin and W. II. Dowells were one day lunchlnir In a cafe In New York. Two over-dressed younit men to tered, and tbe tlrst one saH In a loud voire: "Waller, bring nie some blsbua of lobster, a bottle of wine and a chop. Just mention my name to the rook too. ao that eyerylhlng will be done fa my liking." The second young rnao said: "Hilng ue some side with peas, and tell the cook who It's for." Mr. Twalo ae his order moment liter. He said In a loud voice: "ftrlurf me a half dozen ysters, and mention my name to ach of thru)." ItrotikUn E.mlo. Io Worcester there are 701 women who make needles and 11,04' nail makers. Sale 10,000,000 THC rAKiLr a MVOIUTI koioini . CAN DY CATHARTIC BEST FOR THE BOWELS IU'WIT mvii:s u far,, am t UM Wie t(j l"r bit nose. When a man U unable to make a l ele he l,ellK.ble 'Of a jtourtinjent j ,b. If jou would tn tp with the "' IU ted Withlut or,e. A w.lU,au U ucyir bxj yood ot be true. A gwailow of brandy often turns out t,o U- a bird (,f i:i )rll)e0. It's a case of quick consumption Hh the man who b !t his food. I'urlnu courtship a Kjrl mioks ruarriaye i a haven of rest In which s!e will be fi,s? f,on au w-irrw anfi care. Afu-r nianlage she has an- "oer tliibH CoojIm;. -Chicago News. The dtnl'g traps are allwuss baited with p.'ezzures oy sum Hod. The ermines of a first class batlle blp ci st atxjut 7ii0,uij. Only Hi io lto vlctlQ S 0f Hrliiht's disease ate under 15 years of atje. In I'.'Ulou there are one and a Ulf eli rule. Ilm,ig for each person. in Finlandn and Kast Turk Stan thunder stoims are wholly unknown. oiiie of the beauties of Persia dii orate their faces by painting di-'urts of animals and iuseclg upon them. I 'ry stocking are provided In the scouisof lihernsh I'russla, for the pupils who arrive there with wet let-t. The deepest artesian well In Kng land Is at (Jalnsborough. It ts 1.515 feet Io depth, and the boring occu pied six years. A Sudden Cure "Jones' cu-e was ry quick, wasn't It?'' "Yes; his Doctor received private Information lhat his allalrs were In a nad shape." New Orleans Tluies Uemociat. Hrldes In Kngland now carry prajer books Instead of bojuets. Ibis fashion has caused a bjom In the prayer h jok trade. The bind Ingi have to he white Morocco, calf, Ivory, silver or mother-of-pearl. A tldatlng theater Is bring con structed ty a manager In Amsterdr-m It will accommodate 2,300 persons, and will have a restaurant and bar. It Is to b3 towed up the Rhine, and will give performances of Italian opera at eighty-live river towns. When a deakon falls, thare Iz Joy In hell and gilef In heaven for one hour. Ak Ton' Penlf r fnr Allcn'a Foot A p.HiW to thak Into ronr ,hoea. It rt-sti fli. f-el I'tjrei rnrn, Hinitmii. 8yo1Iii, "t, llt.t. lloim. Ac'tiliig. (Sweating Kfrt ti.'l IirrKlir Null,. Ailen'a Koni-EBf k i.ew or t!j:l.t ho-i esy. 8ld by all dr.ijuNii til iliop Biuret. 25c. Simpia Dinlliil (IIK.K. Addrru Allro 8. Olmnlfd, 1U.J. N. y. It Iz allwuss sufo to follow the religious brleaf that our mothers tjtUNt us. Thare never waz a mother Vet who taught her child to he an liilklel. Mm. W ln,li,w' SDirilllSO RYKI P for ihll dr-u 0'rthllK.Dttt'''', Oi? eumR, relie-ei t n rl m -uiiliuii, aHbh 'Biu evireh colic. i le.e iSc bottle The man who robs th'i wldcr and t ho orphan ov the'r patrimony lz simply a ll!lan: but he wh'i under takisto disturb the religious faith ov others It a Bend. BIG DROP IN BINDER TWINE. Wi- ore IIIiik the hltheit iirmle iton lar hlmlrr tlne mud". hlM'liiK It te r ad ilr In ii n r fiiinlll.T anil at a much lower rrlee t Ini ri Vlfnler ran bur In carload lota l or our kpiM-lal Inalile prlee, our auarantea and Biotn f refund off it, for our luauranra iir.inlllo!i ai-'nlust ball or atorra, for th Ifiweal i.rlre. the uioKt liberal binder twine offer tliut will bp made tills epon, cut tola ii,,ll c oi, t and in nil to ua today and yon will lo-ar from ua bj return mall. Addreae SKAUii, KotBLCK CO., CLleago, III. Thare are lots ov people In this world who are like a guide-board at the forks ov the road they kan point out the rlgut way for others to persew, but t he don't follow It themselfs. Two bottlee of Dao'i Core far Cam anmptlon cured me of a terrible eoufh. Fred Hermann, 09 Box avenue, Buffalo, N. Y, Sept. 24, 1W0L Thoie who have real merit art alwuss the last ones to see It In themselves, and the lirst ones to see It In others Caushun iz a good thing for a man to hav. but when he haz not so mutch ov It that be Iz afraid to tutch a cast-Iran lion for fear it will bite, Ignoranse Iz what's tht matter ov him. In connection with the masculine boast that men aie more consistent than won en I always recall Kmer- son's remark that "Consistency n the Jewel of fools." Boxes a Year. A u i'im 7 i'iii'i.' - i-T ."' ' ' -I.teaai' 'i ' : - ' ' " ' -'"'" '" -' ; ''" "' it-"""- - ""- ... 1 T.' -'ia;:z.'rycr;e The Ilutii. of a Wife. There wan a eiever magazine story some ytrs afi. of H prospec ts e bride who devoted her year le fnre marriage to qualifying herself fur tlie duties of a wife and the iiiislresn of a house. 11' r friends RiipiHerd her to lie iilisent upon a foreign tour, but hi reality she spent the twelve month !m domestic serviie. an cook, house maid siml ours.', thus nttaining practi cal knowledge how to aerve her hus band and herself satisfactorily later mi. "'Tl true "lis pity and pity 'tis 'tit true" that many American giris marry in Ignorance, more or less total, of the things which every mistress of a family ought to understand. Kven thoso u lio fake a course in conking, as a rule. Imbibe hut little practical knowledge for future Application. All tins is wrong. No one who does not know how to do a thing Is com petent to direct others lis to how It should be done. In oilier countries, where women are frankly trained as wives and mothers, housewifery, in all its branches, forms an important part o every girl's education, and the high er her rank the more stringent tlii I '.lie. In French convent schools rn pupil Is given n diploma unless she halii-s a loaf of bread unit makes a man's dress shirt by hand so well as to be worthy of exhibition upon coiii .nii I'l i'-nt day. The Knipress of C.er ninny excels In the making of fruit Jains n li.l jellies, find every (ienttan wottum Is expected to he a good rook. The Ilnglish princesses, one and all. an tlnnoiig!) housewives, and Iuils-1 ot Afgyie is said to have paid for a li"sli cup of tea mice in a Canadian far.iilionse hy ironing a shirt for the ina-ier of the house, (ueen Alexandra Is an accomplished htittc rmaker. In old Norway every bride, from princess to peasant, was obliged to conk her uiiMing dinner, and upon that dinner depended her future reputation as a housekeeper. It Is a mortifying oonfmsiou to make that marital happiness may depend upon the culinary skill of the wife, yet none the less Is It a fact which annot he gainsaid. That the straight st way to a man's heart lies down is throat Is an old mid oft-quoted overh, while we are told even by iets that It Is easier for civilized ian to live without love than without cooks. A man may have the patience of Job, yet it Is not wise to try him too often with Indigestive food. It Is the hoiiiuli n duly of every wife to care for her husband's comfort, and hi these days of Im-lllc lent and uncer tain domestic service to do this re quires a fair degree of culinary skill. The Scripture doctrine that "faith without works Is dead" applies, and with e(iinl force, to other things as well as religion. True love is forever glad to spend and he spent In the service of the beloved. Equally, no matter what other mlnilniMo qualities a husband may possess, If he fails to provide for his own household he fails miserably, and makes Inur.e life u hol low mockery. When two people marry, let each promise little and perform ull which Is possible, each making the happiness of the other the first object of life. Thus shall love, like bid's loving kindness. ' new every morning and peace and Miiitentment dwell within their home. 4r . i i Only a saucer renin ins of the porce i i n set presented in 1H".'J to Martha '. ashington. This Is carefully pre crved lu the Smithsonian Institution t Washington. bady Hiiehel Dudley, of the Vice legal bodge of Dublin, Ireland, has founded the I.ndy Dudley fund for district nurses for service In the poor est parts of Ireland. Mrs. Itaehe! Jackson Lawrence, who lias charge of the Tennessee building at the St. Louis Exposition, Is a daugh ter of Andrew Jackson's adopted son and was a baby In the white house, though horn at the Hermitage, in 1S.TJ. Amanda Foley, a colored woman, nged .17, residing In Indianapolis, has Just begun going to school and avows Inr determination to obtain an edu cation so that she may appear to bet ter advantage In society than she lins heretofore. Klghty-slx women, of Arnguary. Itra ill, petitioned for the franchise, hut the otllclal addressed replied that the constitution did not provide for con ferring political rights on women, and that the family was the place for wo men. A fashion adopted In Paris and Lon don n nd now finding favor here with women Is having portraits lalvn'of the hack of the figure as wed as the face. The two photogrnphs are then placed In a revolving frame so that a more complete picture may lie obtained. What Oirle Can Io. "I nin only a girl. What can I do?" Is Die exclamation one frequently hears when some fair young creature Is urged to bestir herself and accomp lish some good for those about her. It Is such girls as these who fall to realize that It Is the girl who does tilings In this world who is attractive, t Inch to nicij and so her ow n sex, which last counts a little, too. in the long run. Yu may not he able to do great I things, to paint great pictures or to sing in gran t icn-a. hut you ran learn to make bright little tilings for your self and your friends, and perhaps to play the li-lit. catchy" airs of the day so that your friends will enjoy them, and if you can't do anything else cultivate the an of talking brightly and of being sympathetic. Every girl cmii do one thing well If she will only take the trouble to find out what that thing Is. The diffi culty Is that she often looks In the opposite direction; she wants to do something great and showy or nothing at all. Hut there are other taienti within reach If she will only look, and these talmts may be sudi a comfort to her In her dark hours that they w ill make life better and happier both for her and those alsuit her. How the world likes a cheerful, plucky girl who makes a brave tight and hides her skeleton in a closet In stead of folding her hands and whining because things don't come her way; the girl who puts her own grief as much as possible aside -who takes a W boh some Interest in life. Selected. Don't sluir the baby until nature rebels by all einesls. Don't forget that it wants cool water to drink occasionally. Don't be afraid to use common sense In the care of your baby. Don't expii t tlm baby to be perfect ly well unless you feed It on nature's food mother's milk. Don't forget that regularity In meal time Is just as necessary for your little one ns for yourself. At night, be sure the room Is well ventilated. It's susceptibility to sick ness Is In Inverse ratio to tlio amount of good, pure air you provide for its lungs. Don't keep the baby in the house one minute that It is possible to have It out of doors. A baby kept, out in the air and sunshine will not he cross and Irritable. Don't put too many clothes on the baby, and, above nil. don't Indict It with long clothes. Least of nil should this he done during its first few months of life, when it is weaker than at any ' other time. Itiulits of Women. Chief Justice Mason, of the Superior Court of .Massachusetts, lately handed down a division of more than usual Interest, because of Its being on the rights of women. The case was a suit for divorce, brought by a Russian, who asked separation from his wife on the giound of desertion. It came out dur ing the trial that the couple were mar ried in Itussla some years ago. Lati r the husband came to America. Ha tried to persuade his wife to come; with him. and afterward sent her money and tickets, but she refused. "The husband's right to determine, the place of abode of the family," said the judge, "Is not an absolute right, hut one which must he exerclsil rea sonably. The wife's refusal to leave her kindred and the protection of the laws under which she has lived, and emigrate to a foreign country, the language of which was an unknown tongue to her, was not unreasonable, and did not constitute desertion." Going Cp Stnira. Many women use up a largo portion of the vitality by going up and down stairs from ten to thirty times a day Few people appreciate the strength expended In going up and down stairs. Supposing you weigh 150 pounds. Now If you will attach 150 pounds to a rope and attempt to pull It up from one story to the next nlwve you will get some Idea of the strength expend ed In going up stairs, for every time you nsceinl to the sicond floor you must lift your body from one story to the other. Ladies' dresses Interfere with their graceful and easy ascent of the stairs while the lsiys leap up two stairs at a time. Most women have not learned to economize their strength. I know of many housewives who go up and down stairs on the least pretext whereas by thoughtful planning they might save at least hnlf the number of excursions up and down stairs, doing down stairs Is not so hard and yet It Is much harder work than walking on a level floor. Reliable Way of Testing Poultry, When buying (i turkey, chicken or any other poultry prick the leg with an ordinary pin. If tough It will drag the skin, if tender and young, It will come out aulto easily. This Is reallv reliable ami worth know ing. A Help tn 8 prlii jf Cleaning. Knit or crochet loosely, In coarse, unbleached knitting cotton, a bag large enough to cover the head of a long handled sweeping brush. Use this In sweeplug down the walls of rooms. M ili tTI IV I'.i so, etive Trouble "Village I'ruggist 1 understand the church t m:i.Uee his decided to raise y .ur alary." Ylli.-ge I'ars.n "Well 1 hope it Isn't true." Village Druggist "Why man, are fou cra7y." Vill'ge Parson "No but 1 will e if I have to collect a larger salary. r ave tro.jble enough collecting the ;! all Sulary they pjy cue now. Jhlcjgo Ne s. It i'aya to fteail cwmpaperft. Cox. Wis.. July 4. Frank M. I'us leil. of this place, had Kidney Iiisease lu bad that he could not walk. He a-led Doctors' treatment and many dif ferent remedies, hut was getting sorse. He was very low. He read In a newspaper how Dodd's kidney Pills were curing cases of Kid ley Trouble, Bright's Iiisease, and Xheiitnatisni. and thought he would try them. He took two boxes, and low he is quite well. He says: "T ran now work all day, and not eel tired. Before using Dodd's Kid ley Pills, I couldu't walk across the lour." Mr. Itusscll's is the most wonderful ;ase ever known in Chippewa Coun ty. This new remedy Dodd's Kidney Pills Is making some miraculous rures In Wisconsin. If thare lz ever a perfectly happy nan f uud in tnls wotld it will be 'lie one who haz but little, and don't vaot ennythlng mme. Man Iz a diss itistied kntter, and 'hat Iz Just what he waz put here in earth fcr. The man who Iz satis-le-1 with everything just as he finds t, z no better off than a number 2 backerel. Ifyu undertake to hire a man to e honest yu will have to raize biz i:g'.'S every morning, and watch hiru Iredpuh cluss besides. Thare iz lots "v pholks who are lever satisfied with the best tbare z, but allwuzz want sutiHhlng a little better. Hunting for happiness Iz like bunt ng for bens' (ggs under the barn; naff the time they are addled after rou have found them. It lz the surprizes ov life that ldd most to our our plezzure. One man is butpized with a legacy from i rich uncle, another that the old ipi-kled hen haz Just cum off from tier nest with 22 chickens. Here Iz the gtate difference be ;wein a fool and a wlze man tbe ,'ool Iz known most bl others, the wize man hi himself. Men are never so happy, and sel dom so innosent spending their mutiny, az they are in making it. The value that mrst people put jp in things In this world lz the Drice they are held at. Thare iz a luxury in poverty, but iie poverty must be Imaginary, not eal. Fanning oneself on a warm day iz iko chewing gum, the more yu do t. the moie yu want to. The wotld all praze the philoso phers, but toss tneir pennys into he caps ov tbe monkeys. A healthy Infidel lz a very trave nan. forsioth; but giv him a sharp :urn ov the stomach ake, and he lz .he meekest koward 1 kno ov. Employment iz tbe grate boon ov life; a man with nothing to do iz not half s i interesting a sight az a ipenlng turnip TWO STEPS The Last One Helps the First. A sick coffee drinker must take two iteps to be rid of his troubles and get strong and well again. The tlrst is to cut off coffee abso lutely. That removes the destroying ele ment. The next step Is to take liquid food (and that Is Postuin Food Coffee) that has in It the elements nature re quires to change the blood corpuscles from pale pink or white to rich red, ind good red blood builds good strong mil healthy cells lu place of the broken Sown cells destroyed by coffee. With (veil boiled Postuin Food Coffee to shift to, both these steps are easy and pleas ant. The experience of a Georgian proves how Important both are. "From 1872 to the year 1900 my wife and I had both been afflicted with sick r nervous headache and at times we liiffered untold agony. We were coffee drinkers and did not know how to get I way from it, for the habit Is hard to quit. "Hut In 1900 I rend of a case similar to ours where Postuin Coffee was used In place of the old coffee and a com plete cure resulted, so I concluded to get some and try It. "The result was, after three days' use of Postum In place of the coffee I never had a symptom of the old trouble nid In five months I had gained from 115 pounds to 1(13 pounds. "My friends a;-ked me almost dally what wrought the change. My answer always Is, leaving off coffee and diiiik Ing Postum in Its place. "We have many friends who have been bcnelited by Postum. "As to whether or not I have stated the facts truthfully I refer you to the Bank of Carrollton or any business firm In that city where 1 have lived for many years and am well known." Name given by Tostutn Co., Battle Creek, Mich, "There's a reason." Look In each pkg. for tbe famous lit tle book. "The Road to Wcllvllle." FREE to WOIVSEIM A Large Trial Box and book of in structioos absolutely Free and Post paid, enough to prove the value of PaxtineToiiet Antiseptic Pax tine la la powder form U tfiMolve la kiter Bn-poiooous nd tar superior to liqu 4 antiseptic containing alcohol which Irritate ini lamed surfaces, a4 have no cleansing prop er tie. Tbe contents of every bos ana' e more Antiseptic Solu tion ia-ts loafer foes further has nrora uses In the family and doemorr good than ar f antiseptic preparation you can buy. The formula of a noted Boston physician, and used with jreat success as a Va jinai Wash, for Leucorrhoea, Pelvic Catarrh, Nasal Catarrh, Sore Throat, Sore Eyes, Cuts and all soreness of mucus membrane. In local treatment of femal ills Paxtineis Invaluable. Used as a Vaginal Wash wa rhalli'Oge the world to produce its equal for thorough nesa. Jtisarevelaiionin cleansing and htalinj; power; it kills all germs whica cause inflammation and di.v:barjres. Ail lea.lingdrucuUts keep paxtine; price, COo. a box; if yonrsduesnot, send to utfor it. Dnu't tail e a substitute there is nothing like Pax tine Write for the Free Box of Paxtine to-day B. PAXT0N CO., 6 Pope Bldg., 2osto Vaaa. L,ady "drummers" In Berlin, seek ing trade for the department stores, make tours around tbe city on bicycles, which are arranged to carry samples of goods Kipmi Tabo'ei arc tbe ben dsppgA int-dirine ever rand. A Lnn'tn-d mllltonanr tli'-m bar bet-D uld io ihe Uiini-'l Mjitrt im a bj rifle ymu. Oiusupailua, B-arU,urn, nek hekdi-h-, dizzi ness, bad breath, sore throat and evrry other Ulnes arising rrcm a ui.nlere4 Itomactj lire relieved orrureil by Ktpans Tabuiea. One wiU generally pive relief wltblu tweoti minutes. Tbe five-cent package Is enouga lor ordinary occ&sluns. All druiffftst seU tliem. ' A directory of Metz, Germany, bas a star attached to the name of every married man. This Is to impart in formation to unmarried females. Thare iz only one kind ov Dersoq who lz fit to liv in solitude, and it lz the one who iz capable ov adorning enny ptsishun in scsiety. The street railroads of Notting ham, England, a city of 250,000 popu lation, are owned and run by the commonwealth. Last year the rail roads made a profit of eleven per cent, on tbe capital Invested. The fare charged is about two cents a mile. Tbe bamboo sometimes grows two feet in twenty-four hours. There are thirty varieties of this tree; tbe smallest is only six Inches in height, and the largest one hun dred an fifty feet. A SKIN OP BEAUTY IS A .TOY FOREVER. DR. T. FELIX OOCRACD'S ORIF.NTAl CREAM, OK MAGICAL liKAL'TIf itH RemoTPS Tan, PmipIes.Frecklea, AttiK. .""tn caicui'S, imiili, and Klt.l jn utiauir, ani lefles detection, il ma stood the b'sl of ti yi-urs, and a so harmless wi task' It to lie purl Ittaiiroperlymaua' Accept no ( ouiiter felt of s initial name. lir. L. Ai Savre said to s la.ly ot ihe hr.us ion (a patient) 'As you ladiel will u.e them, I recommeni 'Gouraud's Creim' as the least barmrul of all the rtln preparations For sale !y all limitf-lsts and Fancy Goods Oealen In the II. 8., Canft.laa. and Enrope. FEP.Q. T. HOPKINS, Prop'r, 37 Great Jones St, N. 1 Japan, excluding Formosa, has a populaion of 40,000,000. Soiled photographs may be cleansed oy sponging with char cold water. The cardboard rxounls should be cleans' d by rubbing with dry bread. Luv IV one of thuze disseazes that yu kau't git, nor git rid ov, with enny certainty, enny more than yu kan the rum itlz. I fully bcleave in the divinity ov the pible. I bcleave it bekause n man has ever been able to disprov it. Mi friend, let us thank Gud foi one thing, it lz this: The books are to be balanced in heaven nol here. When washing dishes which hav held milk, rinse tbem out with cold water before placing them In hoi water. Envy is not only the meanest pashun ov the human harte, but it the most common one. too. Sarkasm lz a powerful weapon, but In handling it menny peopli take holt ov the blade instead ot the handle. Happiness doesn't seem to konsisl so mutch in what a man haz az il duz in what sum noddy else haz. I have a theory that In the mlracli of tbe loaves and fishes, there waj a woman around who did the ser ving. I have seen three women dine on one egg, tbe beel of a louf ol bread anU a pot of tea and there were scraps afterward taken up. There are forty-eight different dis eases of the eye. No other organ ol tbe human body has so many. The banyan tree of East India is remarkable for the fact that its branches droop down to ttie ground and take root as separate stems. BEGGS' BLOOD PURIFIER CURES catarrh of tha stomach. Mll SUA Ail Ull tlila. Oaoals Sjnui. Taste oooa. DM atlas. o a Brdruntst. N. N. U. 831 28 YOBK NEB Pi WIT W 1