Harrison press-journal. (Harrison, Nebraska) 1899-1905, June 09, 1904, Image 2
Tbe Hiirhou Pres-Jcarnal C C. Bl kKi'. Pa. ran . HAP.K1-ON, - NL'LIUKA. It Is easier cu acquire a wire than It U to k--f a servant girt. A go-fi neighbor is on mho la good enough to mind his own businesa. Talk ta cheap: otherwise the aver age wife mould aooo bankrupt her hus band. When thing are dull King Ieopold ran aim-ays be depended on to come to the from in some unlovely way. An Afrii-an traveler says zebras can be broken to drive. This may prompt automobile makers to reduce price. The phrase "wise money" is often heard at the race track. It is never so much in evidence as the foolish money. European editor continue to sneer at the Monroe doctrine, and Eurojiean governments continue to treat it with the utmost respect. An English scientist says radium will vanish In about 1.150 years. Peo ple mho have radium on band would do meil to dispose of it at the present prices. Russia predicts that her mar m-ith Japan mill last for twenty-five years, mhicb. m-ill give Kngiand plenty of time to close up that little real estate deal ia Tibet. An exchange tays the ideal newspa per has not yet arrived. No, nor the ideal peopie for the ideal ucwi-ajxr to mrite atsiut. nor the ideal world for the ideal people to inhabit. A London scientist ha discovered that the wearing of i-orei must be enumerated among the cause of can cer. Probably the only appreciable ef fect of this discovery m-ill be to make cancer a more fashionable disease. It ia reported that the daughter of a New York millionaire receutiy declined n offer of marriage from a titled for eigner because he mas bow-legged and lisped. This foolish girl must think it ia going to lw possible for her to get something more than a title for the money invested. The newspaper scientists who jumped at the conclusion that Profes sor Karnsey had succeeded in trans muting metals m ill Ik- shocked to hear that this same authority does not con sider radium even an element but sim ply some substance "undergoing trans mutations of which nobody knows the beginning or end of meaning.-' Offitws of the cruiser Olymphi, sta tioned on the Atlantic side of the Isth thus of Panama, had their attention attracted one night in February by strange lights in the sky. They stud ied the flashes, and soon discovered them to be signals from the cruiser New York, which was on the Pacific side of the isthmus, forty-seven miles away. An extended conversation was carried on between the ships. Such an occurrence, in which man uses the clouds as a scroll and the light as a Hncil, is a poem ready made. When the Berlin conference ad ourn?d the highest hope was present (d that Christian civilization would idopt the Christian civilized method of dealing with benighted and weak peo ple of savage, regions. It is true that this interval of humane enlightenment was short-lived. Only a year or two elapsed before England, France and Germany were grabbing African terri tory right and left But it was sup posed until recently that the Congo Free State was preserved to humanity. Now the evide&ces are accumulating that the savageries of civilization along the Congo valley are more horrible than any of the other manifestations of civilized oppression. A generation ago the aword cane was more fashionable than it is to-day. One of the reasons for the change is the existence of laws against carrying concealed weapons. If the government can bring it about, the fashion in Co lombia will follow that of the United States, for the new Colombian tariff law prohibit the importation of "cane,' umbrellas, and so forth, which contain swords, daggers or apparatus with which a person could be wounded or hurt." There Is no law regulating the mode of carrying umbrellas. In Bogota, as well as In Philadelphia and Seattle, it is not necessary that an um brella whall contain a concealed weap on to be dangerous, if It is in the bands or under the arm of a thought lea person, in a crowd, or walking through a busy street Under the theory of our government there are no classes. It is still true that the road to distinction Is open to any capable young man to a degree unknown in the older civilized coun tries. On the other hand, we fall to Me how It is possible to deny that pret ty well-marked classes actually exist la the cities, at least. Very rich peo ' pie began to make the distinction ' year ago. The whole development fa city like New York tends toward It Extreme of riches and poverty Ita4 directly to It The development at what ia knows aa "society involves , cbsMt f aieaaalty a demarcation of . ' C jxm. Lars ap charactarlstlcal- IjCZzm m vary, atandard of llv Lrrtzl mZM && naiklnc of rilef efi-j'".w m tut t!3er negta. naruraiy sad iav!tib!t teuj ; ws-mi dirtsions that are I'Al-r' j rail'-d .!- and cannot meil br de. , w-ntx-d by any other miuc i , I "I am Dot eiu h on oratory marked a bust-ins Congressman to a friend, "but no one can beat nw in getting thiiig f.r my district. I hast had more public buildings authorize: mhere they mere n-t absolutely ue-d ed than almost anyls! eie. 1 hat ecured a lot of pia-e for my con stituents. A good chunk of river and harbor money always comes my way. I even nailed domn a contract for a man in my district when be mas not the Jomest bidder in a competition fori government supplies. The people of the old second district cannot aay that I haven't represented it well." Suu a boast raises the question. How far should a Representative go in "getting things' for his district, or a Senator in looking after the interests of hit State? There is often an apparent confli'-t of interest lietaeen the "gen eral welfare" on one side, and the par- ticuiar desires of a t!stri.-t or Ktita on the other. The Ireid-nt and his Cabinet, in tbeir conduit of executiv hulne!, r-irew-nt the m hole eji-. Meml-ers of lth house of Congress represent smaller units. Ttiey natur al'y incline to see how much they i-an se. ure from the national government for their re-.tlve States and dis tricts. Within certain limits this U their duty, since they kuom- t-st the needs of the part of the country they represent. But the conflict of interests of the mbole aiid of its parts Is not so real as it seems. The Representative mho obtains appropriations for need less things in his own district nuist ouiers iu uieir enons to se cure like favors an1 In th o,..l l.i j ' own district pays for alsut what it gets. The aphorism in the inaugural address of President Hayes, that l;( serves his party Is-st who serves his cc.tir.try best, might !e araphraseii wt as to read. "He mho wrves the nti Is-st serves his district best" The plea for "the ir.arried woman business" made recently by M- Catharine Waugh McCuilwh" ts-fon the Chicago Woman's Club conference on "Women in Modern Industrialism' culls public attention to conditions that are recognized as deplorable, and that aronse the widest sympathy. Our industrialism is cruel and heartless. It takes little account of the home and of the obligation of society to protect it from disruption. It is concerned only In the lam- of supply and demand as it affects productive enterprise, and it seldom stops to heed the voice of the humanitarian. Industrialism discrim inates against women who are striving to fufill the obligations loth of father and mother because a woman burden ed with the cares of a home cannot do the work as well as one who Is free. Industrialism takes no account of ti e fact that she has an invalid husband or a worthless husband and is co:n I'!Ied to earn money to support herself and children. And yet thousands of momen are niakiDg this pathetic stri;? gle against this spirit of depreciation and dlscrmlnarion which pervades ail modern industrialism. When tlie woman is striving to do the work of two. Inside and outside the home, "ought not the state to step in and support the children T asked Mrs. McCulIoch. While thoughtful persons are seriously pondering tills question, shuddering perhaps at its suggestion of "socialism" or "paternalism," the public sense of fairness and of rever-J ence for motherhood and womanhood) should tie quickened to a point where it will not tolerate disenni nation against married women who are com pelled by a cruel fate to battle for ex Istence in any of the industries or pro fessions. An enlightened age. mhich boasts of Its progress in applying the humanizing Influences and refining agencies of Christianity, should m.tk smooth the pathway of the mother m ho must toil. Society could not con secrate itself to a higher or a noblet task than that of lightening her lm. dens and securing for her fair treat roent in those lines of industrial en deavor In which aho is compelled t engage. OLD THEORY 18 DOUBTED. Home Meteorologist Deny that Foreat Influence tbc Kainfall. Almost from time immemorial me teorologists and the public general! have held to the opinion that the cut ting away of forest trees greatly di miuishea the rainfall In a given area Of late, however, the first named clasi dot-!t the correctness of the theory, al though they concede that denulin the land of trees accelerates the rati at which mater runs off from uiouu tain sides. The same attitude it adopted by the forestry bureau al Washington, in a report regarding i special study of the Bock Kiver wa'ter shed. The region lies partly in Wis consin and partly in Illinois. Withii the Inst eighteen or nineteen yean there has been some decrease in pre cipitation in the valley and the rive Is lqwer than it once was. In discussing the facts the bureut adopts a notably cautious manner, say Ing that "It cannot be safely asserted that forest destruction has produced any falling off in the annual prectpltn tion over the region." Commenting oi the facts in "The Bulletin of the Amer lean Geographical Society," K. iMdi Ward, a well-known meteorologist call attention to the fact that a fall lng off In rainfall has been observed a many other localities in the westen part of the United Htatea for several year, thus In a measure corroboratlni the conclusion of Bruckner that then la a thlrty-nTO-year cycle In th cli nata. THE BOOMING CANNON RECITALS OF CAMP AND BAT. TLE INCIDENTS Mnrivar of ta Rebellion Betata Xjbj Aaanaias; sad Htartliag lori dcata oY Mar rata. Can p Life, Forag ing Esperieacca an Battl accaaa. "I was one of the original thirty six Wide Awake," said A, B. MeA "At the date of the spring election in Con necticut In l'm living in Hurt ford. I mas a clerk in a store, and at my l.,irding house mere also a number of other clerks, some of them from a large dry goi-la bouse. The 'olitical campaign m as to be o;ened on . the Republican, sale by a uiiia meet- i ing a-ltiret.sei by "sk;u M. Clay, m ho ma to be niK at the dep,t and escort- el to the piace of meeting by a torch- light pro. eon. A day or two i-fore at the table one of the boys. nau-d Franc i, frim the dry goods hoti, ' 10 me: '.Mead, this ia going to be r" campaign, mith a gfsxl many torchlight pnsesions. aiwl mhv wouida't it I a food plan for a lot of us to get some god lamps on iiea and aim-ays go together'- "I agreed mith him. and the night Mr. Clay mas to I there we metit to the store and m-ith perhaps, half a dozen other clerks tore off piece of black cambric and put over our shoul ders to protect our clothing, and m-ith some swing lani. Is.rrowed from an engine company, me Joined the pro cession and esv,rted Mr. Clay to the hnl! and to his hotel after the meet ing. I was duiapia.iiited in Mr. Clay as an orator, hut nuiemttered distinct ly one sentence of his address, m hich was, -You men of the North, there is sidy one tiling for you to do, and that Is tike .obsession of the government t Washington. Coming aa it did from a Southern man, the advice was start ling. "Our appearance In the procession with our black ca;es attracted consid erable attention and during the follow lng week a meeting was called at the rooms of Allan Francis, one of the tiKt popular young men in the cirv. An organization was effected consist Ing of thirty-six young men, aod after a gissl deal of discussion the name "Wide Awakes' mas adopted and a tailor named Cbalker mas elected cap tain. Black oil cloth capes and glazed caps made up the uniform, with swing torches, ami our first apjearance in public was to escort Abraham Lincoln from the mass meeting held the fol lowing week to Mayor A'lyn's lmue. and It has always l-en a pecular gr.tt 'ficatuin to me that 1 happened to l next to Lincoln in the march, and stood beside him at the mayor's gate when lie tlin liked us for the service rendered. "The 'Wide Awakes' j,ea immediate ly became immensely popular. Clubs mere org.-irilzi In every town in the St.ite. Ciiptaiu Chalker's entire busi ness whs furnishing uniforms for new clubs, and there is no question but what the great liepubll.nn victory, which elected Coventor Buckingham, was due largely to the enthusiastic work of the Wide Awakes. At the close of the spring campaign there was a grand rally of the eSutm in Hart ford from all over the State, ami we of the original company, with Origi nal 3' painted in large white letters on our enpes. were given the place of honor beside the carriage of the gov ernor, "The campaign In Connecticut was hardly over before the Presidetitiiil campaign tiegun. The Wide Awakes Idea was adopted by the Republican party and spread like wiidiire all over the North, and the great Wide Awake army was a very irn'iortatit factor in the success of the fall election mhich made Abraham Lincoln President. It was in fact a cruise of alarm in the South and It was freely reported that the North was raising and drilling an army to fight the South, which, m hlle nothfaig could be further from the thought of the Wide Awakes, the dril ling they were obliged to practice waa without doubt a great help to those wtio arterward did enlist, aji it gave them the nidiuienta of military tactics. "So anxious, however, were the authorities In the North to disabuse our Southern brethren of the Idea that we meant tliem harm and to avoid even the appearance of evil, that when some of it who enlisted brought our rapes to lie on at night we were or dered to leave them at home lest their presence in the army would give color to the charge an order which I dis regarded and smuggled my cape along with my other baggage and usiil it until some good friend sent me a regu lation rubber blanket to take Its place. "In the early part of the war one of Uie boys wrote home for a mir of boou. There lieing no express pany to the front where hie. regiment was stationed, my father wrote to the member of Congres from his district In western New York asking him to Introduce a bill in Congress authoriz ing the carrying of packages by mall to the soldiers. The suggestion whs promptly acted upon. The bill paused, ind not only that boy got his Isxits. but the law proved a grcnt blessing to the army, and finally resulted In the present system of carrying merchan dise by mull." "I remember ihose ctijies," said the Cnptiiin. "I wore one myself In the three months' sen-Ice and our first clMiplain wore a cape of blue cloth modeled on the Wide Awake pattern. He was mith us only six months, and then came another who simply more tut in hard sen-Ice, and we were again ebaplalnfoa. However, oar old stand by, Private Jo Swan, company 0, I i'Tj-Se-i.'id Ohio, mho iiie4 a rew year ag.i at Cr.piie Creek, Ci, s aaiiis!. i Whey J. Sssn eriii:ed he mas a biai-kstjith. a lover of good Ixirse. a U- leader in the Merha!ist chun-h. aiid a g'l cltizm. When he got und-r fire be quoted Coiouel I &n M'-Vk. sti iiiJ and smore like a pirate, a si4el our Captain. Major J. T. Holme, like a brother; in fact, he loved every itmn that had sand and batd a cow ard and a mu'e. He was a character. When any boy of the regiment got boaieicfc or from mounds or disuse fe!t be mss about to die he would ask for Jo. mho always responded. H mould taik and pray with his comrade, and It wus conceded he mas powerful In prayer, so the boys named him "the chaplain." "Jo wa the right guide In the grand review at Washington, and as we made ' "bel at the intersection of NVw ur avenue. Fourteenth street, and ' Pennsylvania avenue. Major Holmes, j wno 1 Jeff C. Iavts sxiid mas ! the tet drill master in the Fourteenth army cun.s. directed and gave the proper or-ler with his sword. The bat ' talions swung with such precision that th bystanders lining the sidw!ks cheered, and one tall distinguished on looker remarked:. 'I,rk: How did that Indian ever get command of a white regiment.' "Major J. T. Holmes, who succeeded Colonel Ian MeCook in i-onuuaiid of the Fifty-Second Ohio, was known a tnrottgn trenerai Mierman s array as the Indian Colonel, and I never met, the general after the war. and I met him frequently every yer. that his first inquiry was ts.t. 'How is my Iu dian Colonel y There is not a drop of Indian bl-ssl In the veins of Colo! lie! Holmes, His ancestry came from Virginia and fought In every war from the revolution to date. "He wus swarthy of countenanc-e lithe in build, and the exposure to Southern sun and pine camp smok made him the Itsllan Colonel. Just the same as Jo Swan was our chaplain j .Major Holmes was one of those whose conduct under fire and personal ap pearance made an lmpresl(n on those who witnessed the one or met the' other, and Sherman's 'Indian Colonel' Is well remembered by Slierman's Western army." Chicago Inter -Ocean. f-tory of General Kchenrk. At the beginning of the war Cener.'tl Koliert C. Schenck had lieen so long in public life and away from Ohio that hi did not know, even by sight, half of the numerous nephews who were, the sons of his half dozen brothers. He was appointed Brigadier Ceneral. and it so happened that one of the rcgl-, meiit assigned to hjs brigade over In) Virginia was the Second Ohio, com manded by Colonel Alexander Mcl'ow ell McCook. Scier.il of the eon, panic of this rcg Imcnt were raled in and around i'y t"n. where the Scheiicks lived in swarms, ami as the family was loyal all through there was a goodly nuiiiler of Schcncks In Company B and Com pany F of that regiment. It so hap pened that the Schenck contingent ill the regiment was thoioiighly Imbued with a love for fun. and when any mischief was afoot the Schcncks mcr. sure to have a hand in it; if a party was hauled up for discipline on? or' more Kchencks were sure to be of the1 t:u!i)ter. Tins fjet was very annoying tc the tJeueml. as might have been ex- peeled, snd he did not try to con eal( his annoyance. While the brigade lay" near Fairfax Court House strict or ders against foraging were issued: ! U'lleve it was even threatened to have' foragers shot. Om morning a party of five foragers, captured the night lie- fore, was brought before Cencrul Kcl'ilieck, The Ceiierul looked at the faces closely, but recogni7.Hl none, anl then asked the first man: "What Is your name and regiment?" "Peter Brown, Second Ohio, sir." "Oh:" fin a relieved tone of voice) i was afraid you might be one of those infernal Schenck." "What's your name?'' he inquired of the next The youth looked the (ieneral straight In the eye and answered cheer fully: "Why, General, I'm one of those Infernal Kchencks." The officers standing by did not try to restrain their tsdsterous mirth, while Oeneral Schenck glared furious ly at the unabashed Buckeye young ster. In a moment he shouted to the officer of the guard: "Take these scoundrels away; I will attend to them another time." The cr.lprit were marched r,ff, and the Gen eral had time to just get In'o Ids tent before lie broke out in a prolonged fit of laughter. War Averted. Captain liave Wilson, Co. H. 1 tlx Ind., relates an Incident of Mr. Howell, u brother-in-law of Jeff Iiavls, which occurred at Sjivannah, ia., ir July, lsr,. Wilson. Lieut. Husscy, of New York, and Lieut; Handy, of lown, were topping at the same hotel where' Howell Itfiarded. One day when hO three were coming down the s'alrs, they met Howell and another party go litg up. As soon as Howell sow mho was coming, h made some remark about the "( d d Yankees tak ing possession lit hotels," Lieut. Hussey was In advance and the words were hardly tittered, whet he fetched" a lick Is-tween Howell' yes Hint enrromed on tlie entire party and landed them flat on the floor be low. Howell was picked up and car ried Into the barroom, and for a tlnia It seemed as If there would lie a re vival of "the lost cause," but some soldiers, who were In Savannah on du'y, cooled their ardor and a vert ad another war. American TtUoue. rmiMtr. " ir.an fe's Lke a fol when Le I n.i.':g to a girl." a.d the cori"d,ii Yt-s." ansm-ere.1 Mi Cayenne, "aa-1 biine of the unlucky oce feel that way many years after she hat acee,t-d 'ihn." Washington Star. Aaoihcr Aato ictim. Citizen lill suq.ried to a s'rotig bf J thy -looking chap like you lagging. Have you no trade? Tramp I uster have one, Na. but de Invenshnn of de autermot)! hmks cp me bix ness an put me on de bum. Citizen How did that happen? Tramp I uster be a hoaathlef, bos, but since people took ter autermolssels d-y ain't no demand fer bosse no more. Can't yous make it er dime, ":st ter help a hard luck victim eriong? Tha Heal Thing. Prof. Criggs What In your opinion. I the strongest occult InfluenceJ Prof. I'iggs Common sense. Terrible Ktrain. Biggs I'pson is rather egotistical. fet he has a powerful brain. p'ggs Yes. he must have to stand lil the thinking be does about him self. Alwsjs KIore In Trade. "Of course, the goods I make ar usually taken out in traib-," said the 'acetious manufacturer. "Indeed? What do you make?" "Pocket Issiks." Philadelphia U-dger, The I.oinK hide. McJigger Say. what is the reverse Idc of a coin, any may? Thltigun.lsili It dejs-nds. If you rail 'heads.' for Instance, the reverse lde Is "tails." of course. Philadelphia ''ress. The Involuntary Tribute. Superintendent Miss I'litterton, In a business office you should forget you are a woman. Miss Fbtterton I do try to. but all the men are so jsilite I can't. Iietroit Vree Press. Hla Only Chance. ""Isn't It ridiculous." remarked Sin nick. ' how some fellows get the habit of talking to themselves?" "Oh, I don't know; that habit might do you some good." replied Minnick. 'You'd stand a chance of hearingsome- thlng good alsiut yourself occaslonal- y." Philadelphia Press. I'oaallile Kiplanatinn. "I don't see what I ever married you for. anyway," angrily exclaimed the x -widow. "I'm sure I don't know," calmly re- jnined the other end of the combine. unless It was to get even with the 'ate lamented for quitting the game'' He Oot Itat k. "Your ltrother may be very bright. but I don't think he'll ever set the world on fire." "He's doing the best he can to set it on fire. He's selling gasoline." Would Make Trouble. "Money talks." said the rich man. "Oh. no. It doesn't." was the reply. "and it's a mighty good thing that It !l,M'HI1''- " ' I'.v "Because If it did It might be put in the witness stand to the great dlS' omtitiire of some of the people who have It." Chicago Post. Training for Hperlal Duty. Quiz Why do you stand there and allow that man to licat you over Uie head with a club? Hustle I'm iu training for the .fob of collector for an installment hous.i In the tenement district Butte Inter Mountain. Real Thing. tvlfe has a sunny disposition. Timkins Well. I guess that's right Simkins What's the explanation? Timkins She certainly makes It hot lor him at times. Mialeading. Mrs. Brown Father gets mad at )ir folding bed every time he comes uere. Mrs. Jones Why? Mr. Prown He always thinks it is a sideboard It All Ilependa. Hyker What would you do if sonu fellow were to call you a fool? Pker Well, It all depends. If I nwed the fellow money I'd probablj much his head; but If he owed me 14 a ugh It off as a good Joke. Skeptical. Miggle Toucbeui has a wonderful siemory. He can actually -repeat tin fiames of all the members of the pres (nt Congress. Muggins Huh, pi bet a dollar to i loughtiut he can't repeat the names ol in If the men he owes. Without an Exception, No d How Is your flat healed? Todd With cold air. Town Topics OiitlininK the Imaalnation. Llttic Dorothy, who had been watch lug her brother, an amateur artist Mocking out a landscape In his sketel book, suddenly exclaimed, "I knom what drawing la. "Well, Dot, what I It?" "If think, and than marking ova the think." Little Chronicle. Tisa ta Act. Wbea (B bark ache aiwl you r a a y a tjred out. J t presaed and nerv ous ftea sleep is dis turbed by pain and by urinary lila, it's time ta act. Tit kidneys ara sick. Isoan Kidney Pilii cur sick kidneys quickly and permanently. Here's proof: Mrs. W. S. Marshall. K. F. V. No 1. Itawsou. Ca. says: "My husband back and hips mere so stiff and or that be could not get up from a chair without help. I got him a box of Iran's Kidney Pills. He felt relief ia three days. One liox cured blm." A FKKE TRIAL of this great kid ney medicine mhich cured Mr. Mtr stnli will be mailed oo application ta any part of the I'nited States. A4 dr-ss Foster-Miiburn Co.. K-iffaio. N. Y. Soid by all dcaU-ra; price jo crnr per box. or cement foi aealig stone jars, coatse earthenware, tta pan, boilers., iron kettles, etc.. mil lltliatge and glycerine, making n paste a tliiclt 1 as putty. It will Listen brass top of lamps, tighten locne nuts, secure bolts mben DUts are missing and make Joints of Iron or wooden Im plements firm. Do not use the mended article until the cement 1 set and baidcDed, which may re quire a week. 1 OO Kaaard, 1 OO. Dm rf-Ajr-t of tiiH i;-r will tn pi! It -:c-a dial mere Ik al lea.1 miie drra.Iad dleaa ai M-it-nca baa b-a abu to rum ta ait tls autl that H ( alarrtt. H.l i ( alarrh ( ur it.s oulv ao-itu cure liunnUi laa mfilcal 'ratrruity.' ( afarrh bie a -.ci(ltuUoGai dia-rn-. requlnn a rucitllUiitariai UeaOif-ul Mali i aurrs ( urs a tanri litteruaii). aciutc dirw-Uy a Ue t'lriud ana mucmja urta of tra tyhiem t.vrpby anxQoyirix ttis UniuA- i'n of m ', aad 'llu)! tux aalteat .In ...''.h by building .p th -otMt;njtiu and asir,ii nauir lo doing iu rrk 1 ii aroprtio.- have Mi mufti tailb la .u rurattve powers tiiat they o:'er On Huadradi triiiar tor any ca-a- Uiat II fa.i- U sal tr l;t af tenuioUial. AAi-.Tm F. J. CHE.NKY a.C0,TMd.a Urns ay MrtiuVU, TSc. Hall ttmu) flUf ara lb baat Architecture Is represented b m' dels of the Siamese temple a od Sila or public rest-house. A very, f iir idea of tbe homes of the country U conveyed by models of the floating h tuses which are found up'in tbe larger streams, tbe houses bcin raised on psts In the territory sub ject to the annual Inundations, ami the mere temporary huts of tho irgle. A splendid model fleet is bhown of the lloyal Marges whlci are yet used In Royal procession, sd rarely however, as to prove a ae rlded curiosity. Iietween sixteen and seventeen thousand carrels of water will be re quired to fill the experimental tank to be used In tbe study of niarloe engineering at the University of Michigan the coming college year. This tank Is one of the largest under cover In tbe country. It Is 300 feetj lOiig, 22 feet wide, and from 10 ti 12 feet desp. At one eDd Is drjj dock. There Is machinery for towf Ing tbe model ships, which are bete tested, t tbe rate or soO feet per minute. Br variation In tbe balla sung, the models can be tested fur different trimmings. Of all the nations Japan Is tho ntst to complete her exhibit at St, Louis. Also In tbe far East-CIo rinnatl Commercial Tribune. To stain wood to look like ebony, take a solution of sulphate of Jrcr and wash tbe wood over tir,e. When tbe wood becomes dry applj two or tbree c iats of a strong de coction of logwood. Wipe tbe wood dry and pollsn with a flannel wet In linseed oil. .Sawdust Is converted Into porta, ble fuei;in Gerniaovby a very simple process. It Is heated under hlgH steam pressure until the resinous In vredlents heenme mirW h.n i i - -- . pressed Into bricks. BOTH JAWS 8HOT AWAY. Rtill Hncceaafnl Knaineaa Man. A man who had both jams shot away had trouble eating ordinary food, but found a food-drink that supplied the nutriment needed. He says: "I have been an Invalid since th siege of Vicksburg, in 100, where I was wounded by a Minle ball passing through ray head and causing the en tire loss of my Jaw. 1 waa a drum mer boy, and at the lime was leading a skirmish line, carrying a gun. Sine that time I have been awarded th medal of honor from the Congr. as jf the I'nited Htatea for gallantry on th field. "The consequence of my wound were dyspepsia In Its most aggravated form, and I finally proved ordinary coffee was very hard n my stomach,' o I tried Postuin and got better. Then I tried common coffee again and got worse. I did this scverai times, and Anally as Postutn helped me every time I continued t use It, and ho often I think that If tbe (;veriiraient has lasned Post urn ta us In th Army how much better It would have be. a or we soiioer boy than coffee. "Coffee conHtlimte- a Bad Poa'uta 4e not; coffee make at spit up my, fod. Pa-tarn daes not; coffee keeps n. awake alghta, Pwrtutn do Bet ntr9 h do 4-bt eofe a too much of , tlanilaat far at pope tn4 tb, P"9t ""rtf a ttw conaUaatlon. 1 . TV." - ad yu art t uWty t aay Nasaa Oa, Battl Oaaak,' M W Mk rtc far th ta rW-,. i ' "JwSaaiid . 4 e gla try