OLD AND IN I !t In the chimney corner, an' Lear the young folk say: 'The world is weary of her she is old, anil In the way. And fr vacant chair were better a solitary place Than the palsied, wrinkled hands of her, and the tear-wet, furrowed faceT I nnrsed 'em at my bosom ere Life't sun went down the Wert; I sang Lore's sweetest songs to them and rocked their hearts to rest; And now, that the sad time hastens the eliding of Life's day I am only a useless woman I ain old and hi the wart Thank God, it will soon be over Life's sun is sinking fast; My feet are In the Talley and I see my home at last: And I say, while the ange's beckon, "I'oor. and old. and gray. There la room for me In heaven, where I'll not be in the way: --Atlanta Constitution. A Club Woman's Essay WIIEN the chairman of the rro gram Committee of our club Invited me to write a paper for one of the literary afternoons it was a very easy matter to say "Yes." The subject "The Rise and Fall of Superstition" Interested me, and it was a pleagure to treat it from my own point of view. But when I re ceived the club book for the new year and saw the subject for the 13th of November with my own name in fat black letters as the essayist, when I realized that I was to read the produc tion not ouly before the members of the club, but in the presence of visit ors from various parts of the world, my very soul legan to quake with fear and bitterly did I repent me of uiy .easy yielding to persuasion. I had ap peared before the public many times In print, but never in person w here I was the chief attraet.tn, excepting upon two occasions, one of them when I read a sentimental commencement address In a quavering voice and the other when I walked up the aisle to the tune of a certain march from Loh engrin. So far I had made but one acquaint ance in the fashionable apartment building which was our home at the time of which I write. Hut Mrs. Her bert was worth a dozen ordinarv HEB PASSION WAS THE THEATfcK. friends, for to me there could not be a more fascinating personality. She was not beautiful, she was not even pretty, but she was one of those mercurial be ing whose very changefulness is more attractive than mere perfection of fea ture. She had a way of relating the most trivial incident that compelled at tention, her manner of relating anec dotes was Inimitable and about her there was ever a quality of efferves cence and sparkle rarely found even In the women of the Latin race. She had been a widow for half a dozen years, she told me, and although rich in the world's goods she cared nothing for society and never had belonged to a woman's club. Most of us have a favorite pastime, however, and Mrs. Herbert's ruling passion was the thea ter. She sew every reasonably good troupe that came to Chicago, attend ing the play about four evenings a week, upou which occasions she usual ly was attended by her brother, a quiet, pale young man with a wooder expression. She had told ne but little f her past, and I decided in my own Wind that she had wru bruugiii up iu a quiet country town where the de lights of the theater were unknown, and that she was now bent upon grati fying an Inordinate taste for the dranm. Mrs. Herbert came to my rooms one evening just as I had finished writing 'my club paper, which at her request I read to her. Seated ou a low In dian stool, with her soft draperies bil lowing about her, and with her slen der hands clasped about her knees, she listened Intently, her earnest eyes fixed upon my face. But when I had fin ished I noticed that her straight brows were puckered Into a slight frown. "It Is very Interesting," she said, Slowly, "but, my dear woman, you would ruin the finest literary produc tion ever torn lu mortal brain by the rat-tat-tnt way 4n which you rend it. Now, those anecdotes would be thrill ing, positively thrilling, if properly re lated, but under your treatment they become commonplace." "I shall read it in a large hall, and I hall raise my voice, of course; It will aund much better there than here," I . replied, somewhat nettled by her caus tic criticism. "Pardon me," abe returned, "It will aotmd much worse in a large room than In this one. Ton have a way f dropping your voice at the end of my sentence which would be abso lutely maddening to an audience anx low t bear yoo. . Too mast get rid of Oat fMlt, audi pray raise your eye front year note when yoo are telling CV I ocwfctatr I exclaimed, terri- f 1 Cl tie vtw thcMht "I should be wrmsr x m :ts t CJ dm giance f THE WAY. m r" I know which would ccsfuM HSL ana when I returned to my in .script again I should lose my place .i-i puf fer an agony of embarrassment." She shrugged her shoulders slightly. "Then read It to me again and I will coach you a bit." I obeyed while she moved restlessly about the room, occasionally interrupt ing me with such remarks as: "Now that little incident really was pathetic, but you tell it with no more feeling than a phonograph," or "if you don't rai.se your voice there the point you are trying to make will le entirely lost" When I l ad finished she pro nounced it mum better, but frankly aililod that there was still much to be desired. Events seldom slip into expected grooves, and up-on the morning of the 13th of November I awoke with a pain in the bock of the head which clutched me like an iron hand. It was my old enemy which two or three tildes a year comes to blot a day from my calendar. The present attack was so acute that my husband, who was planning a week's absence from tl. city, wished to postpone his departure, a sugges tion to which I would uoi listen. But the little hammers Iieattng In my brain could not drive out the . recollection that an audience would assemble this afternoon lo hear Uie, and thai a sub stitute must be found. "Pl'.ise take my paper to the club rooms," I said. "Leave it in the hands of the custo dian and explain the situation. Then ask Mrs. Herbert if the will send me the headache cure she brought from India. Set the catch of the door so that she may enter." When the good man returned from breakfast In the cafe I heard him moving about in the adjoining room as he packed his valise, after which he took his departure, safe ly closing the door behind him. Shortly afterward Mrs. Herbert came In with the desired medicine. "This Is the day I was to have read my paper," I murmured as she poured a small quantity of amber liquid Into a tiny glass she had brought with her. "Too bad!" she replied. "What will they do about it?" "I sent It down to the club. Some one will read It; I hope It will be well read, for I should hate to have it fall flat" My friend offered me the little glass, saying, "This will make you sleep for three or four hours, and it will make you feel like a different woman." She took a chair by the bed where she seemed to fade slowly away like a phantom which reluctantly returns to the nether world. When I awoke the clock was strik ing 6 and my headache had entire dis appeared. A maid entered bearing an appetizing dinner ordered for me by Mrs. Herbert On the tray was a note stating that my friend had been called to New York by a telegram and bid ding me good-by for a week. The evening papers gave brief no tices of the club meeting, and I search ed those of the following morning to fiii4 who had read my essay. Th no tices of the paper on "The Rise and Fall of Superstition" were full and most gratifying, but none mentioned the fact that the Writer was unable to rend it My astonishment may be imagined when on the Inside sheet of a sensational Journal I found a sketchy portrait of myself. The likeness was not striking, but the dress and the hat were my own. The unusual embroid ery pattern on the corsage was faintly but unmistakably Indicated, and the shape of the hat was the same as that which now reposed in the bandbox on my top shelf. My usual style of head gear was a small bonnet, but listening to advice from Mrs. Herbert I had for this occasion purchased a hat with a brim and drooping plumes. So far I had not worn either of these arti cles, yet here they were reproduced In the portrait! I hurried downstairs and telephoned to the chairman of the pro gram committee. "Oh, you dear thing!" she exclaimed. "I was so sorry you were obliged to run away yester day before we had an opportunity to congratulate you upon your charming paper." "Bun away! IT" I gasped. "Of course your explanation was sufficient, but how horrid of your friends to choose just that day to leave for Europe! I am sorry you could not have beard the fine things that were aid of you." The president and several members of the club called me op to congratu late me, and not one expressed a re gret that I was not present, though an ware sorry that I bad not remained for the usual reception and the " ia! cop of ten." I cnnld arrive tt tat oue cciM'lusiOQ. Lt-agued together they were playing a practical Joke upon me which I deemed in the circum stances very bad taste, to say the least I then called up a new mem ber, who was a comparative stranger to me, and who was not likely to be In the plot "Did you attend the club meeting yesterday?" I asked. "Yes. Who are you?" "Never mind Just now. The essay ist was very ill yesterday. Will you kindly tell me who read the paper for her?" "III! Then she was the liveliest In valid I ever saw, for she was there and read It herself." "Indeed you are mistaken." "Indeed I am not". I know her very well by sight; moreover the president Introduced her by name." "Very well. Good by." Even she is mixed up in this silly business, I thought, with disgust, as I bung up the receiver. The afternoon mail brought a letter from my husband, which made me wonder if I were going mad. "You I know it by this time of course," he wrote, "and I know mat you have a choice rod In pickle for me. You see, I left In such a hurry. Usually, you know, I am not a bad fellow at re membering things, but I laid your es say ou the ball table and never thought of It again until live minutes ago." His letter dropped from my hand as I rushed to the hall. There on the table lay my manuscript, where be had left It Then It had not been read at the club, which was the cause of all this Joking. But the daily papers declared that It had been read, and more than one of them had given a synopsis of It What was the expla- "UlUi. HEKIlt.HT CAME JIBT AS 1 HAD FINISHED." nation of this mystery? Could It be that my otherself, the fetich and ghost of me, had read the paper and, judg ing from the commendatory remarks of my friends, had acquitted itself better than my corporeal self could have done? An examination of the gown, however, showed a tiny rent In the lower ruffle, a discovery which brought with it a saner if no less startling a solution of the puzzle. A spiritual body could not wear a ma terial gown and a material bat, that was certain. Under the Influence ot the Indian drug I had gone to the club and bad performed my expected duty. For some inscrutable reason I had made up a story of departing friends and had taken my leave at an early hour. How lucky It was that I had donned a correct costume. But had It been altogether correct? A dreadful suspicion took possession of me that I must have worn a certain pair of scarlet wool slippers with gay ly flaunting bows which might have been In evidence as I walked across the stage. Without loss of time I went to see a dear friend who bad never told me anything but the truth. "I was so proud of you yesterday," she said coming to meet me with a beaming smile. "I bad no idea that you could be so entrancing." "Between ourselves," said I, "I had taken a drug for my headache and I am afraid it made me a trifle. Just a trifle you know, delirious. Did I did I act with perfect propriety?" "Most certainly. I should advise you to take that drug every time you read a paper. Why the way you told the story of the Hindoo priest and bis disembodied spirit made the very balr stand up on our heads and the story of the gamekeeper's wife and the haunted-house with your mimicry of i the cockney dialect was simply killing. Wasn't it gratifying to End your audi ence so appreciative"' "Very gratifying," 1 mnrmured, wishing that 1 had known something about it at the time. "But did I look all right My boe for Instance "I didn't notice your shoes. The only criticism I could make was regarding your veil. You claim that they are In jurious to the sight and I, never have seen you wear oue. I was surprised that you wore one yesterday when you read iu public." I, too, was surprised. I did not own a veil, I must have bought one, pr, not being responsible for my acts. I may have stolen it The thought was anything hut pleasant . I began to cherish a sentiment of bitter resentment against Mrs. Her bert. She must have known the ef fects of the wonderful Indian drug which she bad so often urged rue to take. Why did she not tell me what It would do, why did she not give me the option of remaining iu pain or of wandering forth In a state of resem bling somnambulism? Thus I ex pressed myself to her In a long letter relating the events of that wonderful day. I will quote from her reply; "I have been too busy to write soon er, but I supposed yon would know that It was I who read your essay. I rarely mention the fact that I once studied for the stage, for It la a sore subject with roe. I had obtained an engagement where my rendering of even the Insignificant pert assigned MUl beginner was warmly praised by the critics, when my uncle lied, lea viae a will la which he mad me MiiHip: -iclfHnnni nsanT ' - his h upon condition that 1 tnoulo give up the stage fo-ever Never wak fortune so reluctan'ly accepted, and you must have noticed that 'tie play the thins with me. That morninj whe" I saw jour manuscript lying for got? J on the hall table I was seized with a longing to lmiers nate you, j and to render that ex-elleiit produc- Hon as It ought to be given. I have genius for make-up, but In this cast it was not so great a task as you may , suppose. We are of about the Ram height and figure. Y'our eyebrows ar , darker and more arched, your eyes art darker and your nose is shorter, ditfi culties not hard to surmount, with a l ..j wni ii i, v ..4 1 n haln f ha if I it, i i u a i and of course It was easy enougo to reproduce your perfectly white pom I padour. I borrowed your bat and gown because my own things are nol like you, and also wore the quaint Jeweled chain so often seen about your neck. I Imitated your gait In walking, and I flatter myself that my Introductory explanation was accom panied by your voice and manner to the life. I let my voice drop at the end of the sentences as you do, and one or two calls of 'louder, pleaseT showed me what you would have been obliged to contend with had you been in my place. It was not necessary to retain your voice when I began to read, and I will venture to hay that for once at least your club listened en thralled. I had arrived late, and left as soon as I had finished, so I jiian aged to speak at close range to no one. You cannot Imnglne how much I in Joyed that little three-quarters of an hour when I was once more an ac tress; remember this and forgive m for having taken your place." The man of the house de- lares thai there Is not a word of truth In Mrs. Herbert's statement. Says be: "Sh was frightened at the harm she minlil have done In giving you the medicine, and she wanted to smooth your milled feathers. She couldn't !:::-e fooled a!! of those club women every moment of the time. No, you were there yourself and very much under the Influence oi the Indian drug" It may be that he Is risjht, but 5 have not yet solved the riddle to mj own satisfaction. ('h'cao Record Herald. BANKS WAS SURPRISED TWICE Han (XT to a Bull, Thought He Saw lib Wife, but It Was Her Maid. When Batiks, who has Is-en married only a few months, went home am told bis wife he had accepted an In vllatlon to a bachelor dinner he ex pcted her to object. Instead sin urged him to go. The dinner over, one of the part remenilx'red (bat the Arion ball wai being given and proposed that the; all go. The proposition was accepted hut not without hesitation on the par of Banks. Once at the ball, however Banks became as gay as the gayest His scruples were forgotten and h enjoyed himself to the limit until b saw In the gay crowd a woman wh seemed strangely familiar. She wai masked, but she wore the costume bit wife lately had purchased for an ap proaching private masquerade ball. H could swear to the costume. It suddenly dawned on Banks thai this really was bis wife, who, he bad supposed, was home asleep. The wo man was leaning on the arm of s tall stranger, who appeared to be de voted to her. To make certain of his suspicions Banks passed the domino and placed himself so that the couple must past close to htm. On they came, arm la arm, chatting, bet when the wornai caught sight of Banks she started like a guilty thing and dropping the man'i arm fled. Banks hurried after her, and when be finally cornered ber she cowered down on a seat and, unable to utter t word, extended her hand as if begging for mercy. "Forgive me," she pleaded, "and 1 promise you " Before she had completed the sen tence Banks tore the mask off her face Then he gnRped. Tlie woman was hli wife's maid. She had purloined th costume of her mistress and wore if W ii3 ball. Banks has not told Ids wjfe, be cause she might Inquire why be wa at the ball. New York Press. Driving the Griiszly West. In the days of Kit Carson the grU zly bad not learned to look upon mar as a foe to be shunned at any cost, bu1 the quick-firing magazine rifle hai taught him that if he possibly can h must keep out of man's sight He hai now been driven back Into the almost inaccessible solitudes of the northwest crn Bocky Mountains, and the sports man who wishes to ndd his pelt and dangling necklace of claws to his col lection of hunting trophies must travel far and endure much hardship and la bor, for "old Ephraim." as be wa called by the Western pioneers, Is af cunnlug as he Is fierce. St Nicholas. Hrowning's Modesty. The ouly son of Robert Brownlm and his Illustrious wife was a dillgen' art student when he grew to manhood He was believed to have a promlsln career, but once when the father wai showing a friend some of her son's pio tures. he expressed a fear that In might suffer from the high hopes bull upon him. "He Is placed at a disadvantage,' said Browning. Then he explained fui thcr, In a phrase as modest as any er uttered by a great man: "People expect much from him, yoi see, because be had such a cleve mother." From a stage point of view a dl vorce without publicity la worse thai marriage. bosiow maas n losrxw. One might persuade an Italian thai a Digger Indian could l-rn to cook spaghetti, and one might convince a Chinaman that It does not need an ori ental chef to prepare chop suey. but no one will ever niiike a Yankee be lleve that lns can be properly baked outside of New England, or at lea by anylody but a New Englandcr, That conviction will probably strength eu when Easterners review a recent! pitiable attempt to Impart the secret of "Boston beans" to the people of the mother country. The recipe for the delectable dish Is found In the housewives column oi Pearson's Weekly, a London publics-! tion. "Soak half a pint of small hari cot beans over night," it directs, "drain next morning. Cover with boiling wat er, and cook slowly for about twq hours. To test If they are done, take up one or two on a spoon, blow on them, and if they are done the skin crack. "Drain the beans when cooked." the reclp goes on blithely, "turn into a deep buttered dish, add a tablespoon ful of finely chopped onion as well as salt, pepper and half a pint of tomato pulp. Cover closely and bake In a slow oven for four hours. "About a quarter of an hour lfore serving, remove the lid and put In an ounce of butter. Serve In the iot in which the beans were cooked." Haricot beans, soaked and parboiled to the vanishing point, but baked only four hours and without pork, at that! This Is bad enough, but the loyal New Englatider will most bitterly resent the Insinuation that half a pint wouhf suffice If "Boston beans" were really. In question. I'aul Bourget did not probe very din-ply Into the domestic in stitutions of this ci.tmtry, but even he, learned better than that , "At Marblehead," Bourget wrote In a series of random Jottings printed In a Paris newspaper, "a curious eastern vessel called a beans jmt, It and simi lar Iwing used, I nm Informed, to pre. pure the Sunday breakfast of families; capacity of the beans pot, alout twe gallons." EXPLOSIVES. Torpedo T "seI !y C'liitit-se, lecribed Bk "an IMtC WliU'hComen Forth Huriiiiiu.'' The unfortunate outbreak of hostili ties in the far East, and the successful tse the Japanese are making of ex plosives, Is likely to bring up the vexed question of the real discoverers of gun powder, which has given to tli inlel lectua! element the sole mastery In warfare, says the Liverpool Post. The h ng-ciitertlnid conviction that the Creeks or Romans Invented what Is palpably understood by gunpowder has led to some confusion. Combustibles like naphtha, to which class Creek lira belongs, were In use In the armies of the Califs, and were confounded with, explosives. Marcus Crseeus seems la have had a recipe for making gunpow der from saltpetre, coal and sulphur, and his career has been placed as early1 us the ninth century, but It would be1 more correct to place his life In the middle of the thirteenth. A crltlca( sifting of the whole of the evidence leads to the conclusion that saltpetre was first known In China, but not before the middle of the twelfth cen tury. In the successful defense of tha Chinese city Planking against the Mon gols explosives, blasting bodies and rockets were employed against the enemy; and some diagrams exist whlch show the form In which these explo slves were used. There Is, too, some evidence that a torpedo was used be tween 1275-1295, described In Chinese) as "an egg which comes forth burn; lng," and a picture of this destructive engine Is given Iu a book attributed to Hasan, a copy of which exists la the Paris library. Women vs. Unions in Chicago. The working women vt Chicago have long Bince passed through that preliminary and almost Inevitably phase of their social and economic development. From the emotionalism vf a few" Wcflli "iiiiiliiirieS" uit-j ilttte evolved, step by step, to the cool san ity of a complex, splendidly organized system of Individual trades unions, re cruited exclusively by feminine wag earners, and controlled by "lady' bosses and "lady" walking delegates; As a direct result of these organiza tions the wages of women have In creased from a minimum of ten to a maximum of forty per cent. Their working day has been reduced from a basis of sixty hours per week, and up wards, to a maximum limit of fifty three hours per week, with ample pay. for overtime. Child labor has been totally atsjllsbed in those Industrie where It had long been most flagrant nd In the few instances where it yet; remains It Is doomed to an early denili o unremitting Is the war now being waged against It. Along with IhesS have come radical sanitary improvcj ments, larger and better ventilated shops, and, not least Important, a gonJ erons and well-regulated allotment of holidays and half-holidays. The Inter-, relationship of employer and employe, has been reduced to a complex system of rules and agreements mutually binding .and reciprocally effective, which the millionaire proprietor can not disregard with less Impunity than may the young girl toller In bis shop w mill. From Trades Unions lu Petti coats, In Leslie's Monthly. Dlitrlot Technical Schools. Special district technical schools fot mprovlng the artistic education of tbi a-ortlng girls and designers are alout io be opened la certain centers la 8t Oanne, 1" ranee. OLD INDIAN BATTLEFIELD. Where Iowa H'aa. Tribe. JMrB glrJ fur tbe Muterjr. George Iiemsburg believes be hai discovered the scene of a great figh tad between the Iowa and Kansjs Indians near what is known ss Oal Mills. In Atchison County. The Kan tas Indians held the country along tbl Missouri River until about tbe Una of our revolutionary war. when the) were driven away by the Sac and Iowi trllH-s. which came down from tin North and conquered tbe region. Tb4 Oak Mills location Is supposed to bavi been the place of one of their greatew battles. At this point many bumal bones and implements of wr ban been plowed up. Kansas has been the scene of India battles Innumerable and almost even county has traditions of fights of tb character. One of the most remarkable eugsga ments of the kind took place In com paratlvely modern times between thj Pawnees and Sioux iu the valley o Beaver Creek, near the northwest cot ner of Kansas. The Pawnees wen slauzhtered In great numbers, thj Sioux being the victors After tai battle tbe Pawnees returned and caret for their dead. This they did by ered lng platforms out of poles am branches, and putting the bodies 0 them out of the reach of wolves am other animals. When the first fringe of the whU settlement had reached as far as Phil lips County some of these platform) wire still standing and still support) the whitened Nines of the dead repol lng iisn them. A buffalo hunter oua told Topics of a curious sight he sal at this gravevard. Some "horse hunt ers" were hunting lu the vicinity Horse hunters were those who clias the buffalo on liorselmck, and thej were haled cordially by tlie "foot hunt ers," who stalked the game, becausi liicy t'nii the buffalo out of the coua try. On the occasion mentioned the horn hunters staiiiiedej a great herd o buffalo rlk'Ut through the Pawn a graveyard. They struck the rottei' poles lu their mud flight and sent tht bones of the dead flying In every di rcctlon. Indeed, when they had pan id not a nlnf form remained standiiis lu the years which followed manj passing hunters picked up skulls an( uther bones and carried theia away aj curiosities. One c these skulls was secured by I tnaii at Hays City. It was remarkabli from tlie fact that an Iron-pointed as low had gone through om side ati nearly through the other, l'eoiile whi had seen the bow only in its toy forq u-ed to lisjk at this skull and marvs at the lirodliiious force which the la dians could give to their prlmltJv eim. Kansas City Journal. Kept for Thaakrulnns. Mrs. Alice Morse Earle, In her reces ook on costume In America, devote jnuch space to that curious dressing town or negligee costume for ma l .il lea the banian: a flowing garruen lo popular with the flue gentlemen O I century ago that they frsquenUj elected to wear It when having the! twriraits painted. It could be made a ny degree of richness in texture am Orilllancy in color, and was often e aanced In effect by a gaily colored tui ban, sometimes worn raklshly on om ilde. replacing the warm and heavj big of full dress. Copley's painting of Dr. Nicbolsi Boylston, owned by Harvard Unlver llty, depicts thst eminent beoefacta Ind sober citizen In a banian of sky ftlue brocade, a scarlet turban and scat let morocco slippers. Tlie most Interesting banian whld she describes Is still In existence, am Is made of a cotton fabric with vsricol red palm-leaf design and lined will loft silk of brownish orange spottol with green and white. A piece of whls iucn sewn on the cuff Is inscribed wIB Its history: "This Banyan was made In Cantoi In 1702 for Archelaus Brown by Chi oese Taylors. It was made by orda tf his son, Bufus Brown; Supercargi of the bark The Lively Nancy. IL cieareu i,uw or I'tilnese gold casl for a venture of $K of Ginseng; am 1 Barrel of dried Sage of bis Mother Venture cleared a Chiney ten set. Crape Shawls and floo. All lost b; Shipwrack but one small Chest o hiostly Books. He was mourned 1 yea as Dead & He came In on horsebacl waring this Banyan for tlie last of h tlothes was wore out and Rotten wltJ Salt Water and Sun. A very live dres he sayd for a Dead Man. Which I ept for Thankfulness." Her Boom W ltealy. Lady Constance Mackenzie, the Brl Ish beauty, recently made a long rrl through Texas, says the Boston Tran script, in the course of which s)u found unstinted hospitality every where. . At one place a wealthy ranch owne. Invited her to visit him, and she ao cepted the invitation. The owner oj Uie ranch was determined to give hl guest a titling reception, so be tele graphed his manager: "Idy Mackenzie coming to-morrow Make every preparaUon to treat liq royally." The manager had never hoard a Lady Mackenzie, but as tie buslnen bf the ranch was , raising bloodH horses as well as cattle, be decide this must be some fancy race horse. The famous guest arrived the aeij day with her party, and found a ready. A clean box: stall with a bun ance of fresh hay awaited ber. Reflection on Hie Neighbor. "Paw, what la a splts fence' r "Any backyard fence, Temmy." Ohleage Tribune.