The Secret Dispatch I By JAMES GRANT j CHAPTER XV. The manner and voice of Bil Miero wits were singularly soft and winning, yet be u bold and reaolute; and though young man. ha bad all the free and Sly bearing of a courtly soklier. blended with something of the calm severity of a priest a manner that was very irnpres ire. The Polish and Cossack blood that mingled in the veins of Apollo Uaakoff gave a freer and bolder, perhaps a wild er, bearing and style of language; hit Boae was aquiline, and expressed fierce ness of disposition; yet his features oth erwise were essentially delicate and no ble, and bis eyea were strangely beauti ful in color and variety of expression. He was a grandson of Herman Maxeppa that Pole whose story Is so well known, and who after being bonnd naked n a wild and maddened horse, wsa car ried by his Meed through woods and wastes, and herds of wolves and bears. Into the heart of the Vkarine. where he lived to become the prince and leader of those wild Cossacks who dwell upon the banks of the Dnieper. Sleeping In a csvern, among rough sol diers, on a bed of dried leaves and moss, had not improved either the costume or the appearance of Natalie Mierowna. With pain and sorrow almost with ag ony Charlie Balgnnie conld perceive how her once rich dress of yellow silk, with Its trimmings of narrow ermine, was faded and soiled even tattered and worn; her laces and her soft hair alike disheveled and ancared for; and that al ready had a hunted and haggard ex pression been imparted to ber beautiful yea and soft, pale, delicate face. Anger and pride alone remained; but both were for a time subdued by the sudden pres ence of Balgonie and the love she was compelled to repress, outwardly at least when before so many eyes. Katinka, the turdy Polish attendant, who loved Na talie dearly, alone seemed unimpaired by the hardships of a forest life. "Concerning the secret dispatch of the woman, Catharine Christianowna, to the Governor of Schlusselburg," said L'sa koff, resuming the subject of conversa tion, "you, Carl, are perhaps aware of Its contents?" "Yes," replied Ba'gonie, and then paused. "Say on, my friend," said Usakoff. "We can henr anything now." "They were to the effect that a scheme bad been formed to free the Unknown Person in Schlusselburg and that he was not to be permitted to fall alive into the hands of any one who came to seek him." "Savage orders, which there can be no mistaking." "Orders which Bernikon is quite capa ble of fulfilling," added Mierowitz in a ad, stern voice, while their listening followers burst into low and whimpered but fierce imprecations against the Em press. "Bernikoff is a man without one bn man sympathy," said Basil. "And no marvel is It!" exclaimed t'sa koft", while the strange light already de scribed gleamed in his dark gray eyes. "His mother, like a true Tartar woman, U said to have anointed her breast daily with blood, as she suckled him, even as Dion tells us the mother of Caligula did, that her child might !n manhood be mer ciless." "Carl," said Basil, taking the hand of Balgonie, "Natalie has told me all." "And you forgive me?" said Balgonie earnestly. "I do but on this condition that if you do not join us yon will at least not actively oppose our scheme." "I scarcely know what it is." "Know this, then," replied the other emphatically, yet softly, "that on it suc cess depends the success of your love, for If it fails, then all our lives are lost'." "You. say that you love my cousin, Na talie?" said young Usakoff in a some what loftier tone. "With all my heart with all my soul. I doT' replied Balgonie, pressing a hand of Natalie between bis own. "Yet, Carl, if you valued generosity and loved piety if you loved glory and honor as a soldier should, yon would risk the loss even of her yea, give her up If necessary and join us!" "What would either life or glory be fter snch a sacrifice? Ah, my friend, yos scTir bvid as I do J" replied 0r'ie; with some irritation of manner. "Perhaps. But I have always thought how grandly terrible a figure was made by Mohammed the Great when, on a tage before hi discontented army, he truck off the head of a favorite sultana to convince bis soldiers that he preferred glory to love." "Cousin, cousin !" said Natalie, who felt all the peril and delicacy of her lov er's position. "You talk thus to-day, when last night you shed tears yes, bit ter tear! for the loss of your sister. W were all taken prisoners together, Carl my poor father, Mariollsza, and I. Bound with cords see the marks are on noe still," she added, showing her white ' wrists, while her dark eyes filled with a dusky fire "we were conveyed In a cov ered wagon toward St. Petersburg, on the way to which it broke down In a wood near Paulovsk, not far from the outer walls of the imperial gardens. There in the confusion I was enabled to scape by the aid of the gypsy girl Olga, Who, hoping some such chance might Occnr, bad followed us afoot from Louga; and through her further knowledge and assistance I was enabled to Join my brother Basil here." "My dear old father and my soft and tender Mariolizia a blow must be rap Idly track if we would save them from greater horrors than those they now en- dor!" exclaimed Basil. "The other die has been cast now, and If I cannot save them and oar legitimate Emperor, we eaa at least all perish together. "Dingers meuac you closely; the reads aroud the fortress are petroled. ad gaa boats watek the shores of the mm of Ivaa found la a tea ' Twaa I, Carl, who dropped it thrr Basil. "Wall, and tali coin?" "Bm ate d aB ate splria of 4 he kaowa that yw and your cousin have deserted from your posts in IJvonia." Then," replied Basil Mierowitz, with growing sternness, "we bsve not an hour to lose. Who informed him?" "Lieut. Gen. Weymsrn, by a specisl messenger, while I wss loitering at Louga." "8o, so! We must be prompt In ac tion. I have cruised thrice round Schlus selburg disguised ss a fisherman, and know all the approaches" "Basil, I'sakoff, I implore yoo by all you bold dear on earth and sacred in hesren to pause while there is yet time to abandon your wild scheme, and make your peace, if possible, with the Em press. " "You are right to add 'if possible," my friend," replied the other calmly but bit terly. "Already compromised by deser tion, my father and betrothed wife chain ed in a fortress by the Neva, what terms would Catharine offer us? Carl Ivano vitch," be added, with a lofty smile, "I do not press you to join us, or seek to lure you into the dangers of an enter prise the enthusiasm of which you can not share. I do not seek even to turn your presence as a trusted staff officer in Schlusselburg to account, though it might further our objects, and be the means, perhaps, by strategy, of saving many a valuable life. Still less do 1 de sire to turn to account your lutimacy with the young Emperor Ivan, though I envy you the great privilege. Even in the love I bear my sister, I leave you unquestioned snd free." "I thank you, Basil," said Balgonie. sadly, and with a heightened color, caus ed by Irrepressible annoyance at the last remark of Mierowitz. "But we have all sworn before the altar to devote our lives to the matter in baud; so retreat Is impossible advice and entreaty alike unavailing. The blow once struck, we shall be joined by the Cossacks of the Ukarine and the Don, among whom we have many impatient adherenta, and by all who hold of the Houses of Brunswick-Wolfenbuttel, of Holatein Gottorp, and of all wbo bate Anhalt Zerbst; nil Russia will soon fol low, from the shores of the Bla'k Sea to those of the White from Bevel to the Utal Mountain. We have not forgot ten the reign of Elizabeth; how many noses were slit, how many foreheads were branded, how many ears cropped, and tongues shortened, and how many eyes were darkened forever during the time of tyranny; how many backs flayed by the knont; how many nobles banished to Siberia or drowned in prison vaults by the swollen waters of the Neva. Pure nationality is dying now; but we must revive Uussia not as it is ruled by a woman, but Holy Hussia of Peter the Great strong, invincible, and the terror alike of the Eastern and Weslifn world. Ix-t us save our country froui those who oppress it, and replace upou its throne the grand duke, the Czar the Emperor Ivan: for the right given by God and by inheritance can never be destroyed!" "Without cannon, you can not mean to assault a place so strong as Schlus selburg, fortified as it has been by all the skill of Todleben?" said Balgonie, after a pause. "Ask me not what we mean to do, Carl; for your own sake, my dear friend, the less you know of us, and of our plans, the better. We shall come upon you when you least expect us, and in that hour take no heed of what yoo see or hear. Mix yourself up with it little as you can; if we fail, we perish in our failure; if we triumph, and Ivan is re placed upon his throne, be assured that Basil Mierowitz will not forget the lover of bia sister the comrade of many a brave and happy day with the Regiment of Smolensko. Now adieu and come hither no more, lest your steps be watch ed." Balgonie pressed the hands of his two friends, whom he viewed as fated and foredoomed men; he kissed Natalie with a tenderness that was at once sorrowful and despairing, for be trembled in his heart lest he should never see ber more; and, in another moment or so, like one In a bewildering dream, he had descended the rope ladder and was traversing the forest the Wood of the Honey Tree forgetful or oblivious of whether he was watched or not. He foresaw but woe and ruin now; and proceeded slowly oack to Schlussel burg. with his mind a prey to doubt, anxiety and dread of what might be the sequel to the impending catastrophe. He felt assured of one thing only that a deed, bold, reckless and desperate, would be the result of his friends' desertion from Livonia, their political rancor, and personal desire for vengeance on the Em press and her favorites. In that deed, and its too probable fail ure, he foreasw the destruction of his love, and he telt bitterly that rather than have known and lost Natalie, it would have been better had fate drowped him when the Palatine ship was burned, or shot him when waning in Silesial CHAPTER XVI. On returning to Schlusselburg, Bal gonie found the governor, Colonel Berni koff, in a very bid humor indeed. The Grand Chancellor had recently sent him a prisoner, with a nots to the effect that he wrote verses, and was otherwise a dangerous fellow to keep him for a weak or two, and then get rid of him. He had thrice sent to the chancellor, to learn under what mm the nun was to be buried, for the fellow was dead now so much had the damp atmosphere of tli lower vsoiti dlssgrsed with his poet ical temperament, but do answer had leen returned, which was very annoying. So Bernikoff, whose pstienc wis never very extensive, wai furious; bat be strove to sooth his ruffled feelings by sev eral enonooni pinches of th sharp snuff of Beresovskl. from th box which had been found In the fob of tha Inter Peter III.; and by beating with Bis cans tha Cosssck, Jsgeoski. "No tidings yet, Carl Iranerltch, of tboaa traitors?" said Bernlkof ; "the Captaia Vlatflef, aad my faithful frleod. Tchekla, wits forty pieksd Cmacka, and a aiSTsr "N bolus Paulovit'-h. I presume." "Tli saine," continued Benukoff. w ith a fierce grimace on bia lips and a cruel leer in his eyes, "the ssme, sir and what then?" "Nothing. eice!i-uey. We!L thee and the forty Cvstacks " "Are scouring all the roads between this and St. Petersburg on one flank, and bet era this and North Ladoga on the other; so the cursed Asiatics cannot es cape me." "Who will betray them to you?" asked Balgonie, making a terrible effort to ip jrar raim and unconcerned, as he played with his sword knot and the tassels of bia sash. "Who?" exclaimed Colonel Bernikoff. grinding his teeth. "Their own friends their on dear comrades adherents, which you will. Russia ia full of people, yea of many nations. The Empress csn reckon ber faithful slsves by millions; yet, when a Kussiaa bath bis hat on his head, ita rim contains the only friend on whom he can rely." "This is a severe libel on your coun try, surely, excellency." "'Tis truth though; so Basil Miero witz, Usakoff and the rest are all doomed men. No one was ever lost on a straight road; thus the soldier who diverges from the straight line of duty must speedily find himself fsce to fsce with degrada tion and death. Punishment to those traitors will be swift and sure! So, I only fear that the Grand Chancellor wiii never give me the pleasure of having them under my judicious care at Schlus selburg. We hsva certain old vaults, built below tbe tide mark by Ivan the Terrible, for some of those people of Novgorod who leagued with tbe King of Poland. They are always full of fog; and I am curious to know bow long an able-bodied prisoner might live there, or rather how long he would be in dying." Charlie gladly sought tbe solitude af forded by tbe stockades and outworks of the fortress on the side toward tbe Lake of Ladoga. There, ai elsewhere, was, of course, a cbsin of sent 'Dels; but they did not Interrupt bis lonely com muning with himself. By his In te rent iu Natalie, by bis deep lore for her, and more than all, perhaps, by bis recent visit and rnterview, he al ready felt himself "art and part" with tbe rash adherents of Ivan. If one of these deserted the cause in which they had embarked, then would their lurking place be at once discovered, and the story of bis recent visit be revealed. He dreaded lest Bernikoff and othen suspected his friendly interest in the family of Mierowitz, and that more might yet be learned of it; thus he would have experienced neither shock nor surprise, had he, at any hour, in that laud of treachery and espiomiKe, seen either Cap tain Ylasfief, Lieutenant Tschekin, or any other officer of the fortress, advanc ing toward him, saber in hand, with an armed rarty, to demand bis sword, to make him a prisoner. "If I love Natalie," he would say to himself at times, "why should I chrink from sharing all that she suffers now all she may yet endure? Yet it would b wiser to watch well for her sake, and seek to save, or bear ber away; but bow and where to?" was the next bewilder ing thought. This was, indeed, a miserable mood of mind in which to pass the nights and days of inactivity of suspense and anx iety in which none could share in that strong, guarded and somewhat lonely fortress, which wss wsshed on one side by the Neva and on the other by the Lake of Ladoga, the very ripples of whose waves sounded hstefully in the ears of Balgonie. "Oh," thought he, "to be with Natalie on tbe side of a green and breezy Scot tish mountain to be with her there in peace and security, far, far from thil land of suspicion and ferocious despot ism, of state intrigues and savage pun iahments, where every second man is the spy and the betrayer of his fellow." Home he might never see more; and now he found himself vaguely speculating on the probable comforts and public sen timent afforded by Siberia, and thos growing cities of the sorrowing and th banished Tobolsk and Irkutsk on th banks of the Lower Angara. fTo be continued.) How He Worked and What He Made, A professor who was easily Irritated conducted tbe clinic of nervous dis eases at a medical college, Chicago. Remarking about tbe Influence of oc cupation upon nervous conditions, b Illustrated by a patient, an awkward Swede, requesting blm to be brief and accurate in his replies, as both teach er and students were tired out and time limited. "Now, ir, what do you do?" be com menced. "Aw am not vera well "No! I say, what do you do?" "Oh, yas. Aw verk." "Yes, I know; but what kind of work?" "Oh, eet ees hard verk." "Yes, but do you shovel, drive a car, work at a machine, or do" "Oh, ys. Aw verk at a masbeen." "Ah! What kind of a machine?" "Ob, eet ees a big masbeen." By this time the class was grinning broadly, which caused the professor to be angry, and he said: "Now, look here, sir; I want no mora of this. You answer the questions 1 ask you or go home. What do yoo make on this machine?" "Oh, now Aw understan' yoo. To' rant to know rat Aw mak on tba ma sheen. Aw mak seventeen cents an hour." Philadelphia Public Ledger. No Lot Lost. Judge (sternly) Didn't I tell you last week I never wanted to sec yoa here again? Prisoner Oh, yer honor, I hates tba sight o' you wusser'n you bates tba alght o' me. Detroit Free Press. Taking; Time by tbe Forelock. "Will yoa send a telegram to your old man' If you 'fail In your examina tion to-morrow?" "Of coarse; I have It already In ray pocket" Fllegende Blaetter. Folas aff View. Sh Tb society women of Boston are going to start a magaslna. He Tbaf a good Idea, Of course, they bate plasty of powder (or tbo 1 doings orwonm To the Tactleaa and Outspoken. Whenever I hear s person make s tart less Heeh it always reminds me if an incident that happened when I first went to keeping house. My moth er in-law was a very enthusiastic bouseketKr. ind had beard me ex prvss a wish for a particular kind of rake tin. so one day, having found one on a (hopping expedition, she bought It for me. It bapiened that my young ?r sister, s very quick spoken, unthink ing girl, came to call on her that same day, and my mother-tii-Iaw brought forth tbe tlu, asking if she wouldn't like to see my present My sister, however, understood that It was oil I bad given to her, instead of the other way round, and looking at it critically, blurted out, "Well. I lou't think that is much of a present. Couldn't she think of anything better than that?" Aa mother's face began to redden, my busbaVl, wbo was present, could uot resist the ludicrousness of it and roared, manlike. When be recovered himself and explained It was my sis ter's turn to display a blush. "Oh! I beg your pardon," she stam aiered. "It It It's so different that way you know, as Mary U Just begin ning housekeeping." But the thing was said, and my husband rejoiced in It for many a day. it was a lesson to my poor sister to sometimes think be fore she spoke. Then' ire so many of us that say uch things unknowingly. I wonder sometime If we are uot uearly is much to be feared as is the woman who prides herself on being so otlt ilMiken. "always saying just what she thinks." We are somewhat prepared for It, however, when such a person sympathetically says. "Poor dear, you sre not feeling well to-day. I know. You are looking so sallow," or in peaking of our bonnet we have econ omized s closely for. say. "That Is pretty, but not nearly so becoming as that little one you wore for so long after you were married." I find It safest to await develop ments before giving my opinion of oth ers" x:iy!ngs, doings and belongings. It was such a shock to me n"i morning when I was wearing a corn -colored ribbon stock to have a man say to me, "Have you a sore tlirout? I see you have it wrapped up " It startled me so that I replied, "Yes, it feels real bod." I can laugh aliout it now, but then I thought If that was tbo effect of my new rlblMjn, I would wear It no more. Mabel O. Flint in New Eng land Homestead. Spring Tailor-Made Gown. Ethical Hide of Oood Cooker. The lecturer at a household club talked to her audience the other day about the moral side of good cookery, and told br hearers that she believed tbe immoral side to be found In bak ers' pies, bread and cake, In canned meats, vegetables and preserves. The woman who, to gain time for what she calls the higher needs of her family or for her own culture, habitually shifts her cooking to the shoulders of tbe grocer, is robbing her husband and children of health and strength, and using ber money for household ex penses In tbe most extravagant way. One may belong to a dozen clubs and be a bright and shining light therein, may paint china, sing divinely, and feed and clothe the heathen; but the duty that lies nearest ber, and tbe foundation of all true advancement, begins with nutritious and suitable food daintily served. Woman's Hiahta la Hassle. While tbe woman's rights crusade seema to be practically at a standstill In tbe United States, It aeema to be making considerable strides In un looked-for portions of Europe. It baa penetrated even Into Russia, and bids fair to become one of the more import ant agencies In ushering In tbe bright er day, which la sorely, If yet alowly, I ' ' P p'S f 9 1 1 - mm . dawning even upon that country. Al ready the government has made im portant concessions to tbe women. In inauy parts of tbe country they have been allowed to participate in the de liberations of the city and county coon cils. and the Influetx-e which they have thus been enabled to wield has proved beneficial to the country. In several places, especially in tbe cities, schools for young girls have of late years leen established and have met with consid erable suivess. Tbe movement for tbe higher education of woman has been especially successful. The society In St. Petersburg for tbe Instruction of women In the higher branches of edu cation recently celebrated Its twenty fifth anniversary. The Kpanlsh women are also legln nlng to awake to a consciousness of their rights. Vnllke Russia, tbe move ment In Spain Is mainly confined to the humbler classes, and. like Ger many, has largely fallen Into the bands of tbe Socialists. Mrs. Harali It. Hadden, a heroine of the I tab Indian wars, has died near Epbraim, I'tah. She was one of tbe pioneers w ho crossed the plains with tbe Mormon expedition from Nauvoo, 111. Ex-Empress Eugenie has been spending some time In Paris, tbe scene of many glories In her past life. Her stay in tbe French capital siHMiied to benefit ber health, though "b" l in"8 feeble. Miss Florence Ilnyward. special lady commissioner of the St. Iiuls fair, Is In New Orleans collecting material for the historical exhibit, which will be llmiti-d to matter pertaining solely to the history of tbe IxiuIsiHiia Territory. .Miss May W. Charles, of Iondon, lias been admitted to membership In tbe Royal Institute of British Archi tects. She graduated from the schools of the Royal Academy and after Icing established In business six years now has a Hue connection. Miss K. L. Chamberlain, president of the Ixindoti Women's (lardeiilng As sociation, Is herself a jobbing gnrden er, having been In business thirteen years. She recommends women to take up the work In this way Instead of seeking regular situations. Miss Nellie Burke, tbe only woman machinist who ever applied for admis sion to a lulor union, will be admitted to the local organization of the Inter national Machinists at Wllkesbarre, Pa. Her application has been ap proved by President O'Connell. Character in Walking. Tiptoe walking symbolizes surprise, curiosity, discretion or mystery. Tunied-ln toes are often found with pre-oecupied, abMent-mlnded persons. The miser's WHlk Is represented as stooping and noiseless, with short ner vous, anxious steps. Slow steps, whether long or short suggest a gentle or reflective state of mind, as the case may be. Where a revengeful purpose Is hid den under a feigned smile, tbe step will be slinking and noiseless. The proud step is slow and meas ured; the toes are conspicuously turned out the legs straightened. Tbe direction of the steps wavering and following every changing Impulse of the mind Inevitably betrays uneer talntv. hesitation and Indecision. Obstinate people, who in argument rely more on muscularity than on in tellectual power, rest the feet flatly ond firmly on the ground, walk heavily and slowly, and stand with the legs firmly planted and far apart Woman's I lest Years, A woman should be at her best In middle age. She should be more beau tiful at 40 than at 18, if she Is not a victim to the ravages of disease. Moil of the world-famous beauties reached their zenith at 40. Helen of Troy was first beard of at that age. Cleopatra was considerably more than 30 when she first met Antony. Aspasla was 23 when she married Pericles, and was still a brilliant figure twenty yeara later. Anne of Austria was 38 when pronounced the most beautiful woman in Europe. Catherine of Russia as cended the throne at 3 and reigned thirty-uve years. Mile. Itecamler waa at her zenith at 40. From 35 to 50 should be tbe richest and best years of a woman's life. For Qoilted Hanbonneta. When making quilted sunbonneta, bare a piece of strong, thin goods (flour sacks are One) large enough for three bead pieces; starch with well cooked flour starch and when partially dry fold to. tbe slie of tba bead piaco and Iron until entirely dry. All of the starch will naer get out of thla lining no matter how many wettings the bon net recelrea. Baste tba outalde over thla tare bed place and quilt When tha bonnet la made It la ready to wear without a "doing up." MIS FRENZV VANISHED THEN. whrn the I idrrixd Near h w Ilia Oppoucul Via. A l.;-k g-ug of street bauds. r MK.il on s pipc-boing job " tVa.b.iitou, were niing tbem--lv.- liiriiitf tbe noun hour a few days ag' n a Jim ( row groggery to wbi. h tbcj j.Ve-oed to be handy. One of then - gigantic black, about 0 fct i ix bes ill height, whose rolled U iWve exhibited arms with uiuwlft ,u tbeui standing out like huge effu oons of resia on tbe trunk of a pine lie l.-ked as If it would have been u :rl. k at all for blm to hold a baml ol Sour out at anu s length. He was eating his bucket-dlunei sbeu an excited looking Uttl blacl man. carrying bis coat on bia arm is.uuded through the swinging doori t tbe groggery. He was about 5 fe inches short, and compared to tb Nubian giant at tbe end of the bar. In ..,ked something as s Shetland uilgta Alien ranged alongside a Pen-heron. (Jut what be lacked In Inches he ap. leared to make up In aggressiveness l lainly be bad blood in bis eye and hip on his shoulder. He skated over to tbe center of tb ar-ioom. tossed his out onto tbe floor uinHd on it, and. then demand. tl il I frenzied shriek: "Ah, wants tub s.-e de coluh o' ili liggtih wbut iM-at up mall brolbuh la (light!" Tbe loungers of the street gang turn, d from tbe bur Mini regarded I'll uii.iusly snd silently. Tbe silence will sbi.il they rei-clvcd bis defiance seen M to lend courage to the undersized Ha. k. He jumped on tl- wadded til out couple of more times, glareij irotind him fiercely, and again yelled sith all bis mlebt: "Ati'm waitln' fo' tub bab a peek al le oiuu-hy, blue-gummed coon wbul ji.t up uuih bnitlmb at de publob so ;lal Ins' night!" Then the gigantic Ethiopian strolled ver to the middle of the gniggerj 1csir, where the little black was look .rig deflnnt. Placing a vast paw o als hip In an easy attitude, tbe glanl ncllned himself forward mid leane iown so that be could look Into lh imall black's face, and be said In S ow. Indifferent tone: "Ab'lll de liiggur whllt beat liilil!" Ail of the aggressiveness seemed t )eriolale out of the undersized black it the sls-'bt of the gigantic frame ol lie 1 1 1 it II bend. tig over blm. His eje oliinl ami his fe.-itures twitched. Then le r.--ii. lie.l down and picked up h! tamped on con! and Ih-kuii to niidg oward the door. As be shuttled to sard the dsr be stopped long enotigt :o say to the grinning black giant: "Well, man, yo' slio'ly come uli-nlgfe )h kllliif blm!" Then be shot through the swinging loom and tisik down tbe strst as 11 111 the uniformed Horsey Foultz cbn rs In the District of Columbia wen ifter him. Washington Post SIMPLICITY OF THE POPE. How He (lure I'repured Coffee for a (incut with Ills Own Hands. One morning early a friend of mine l Venetian nobleman, calliKl on him Mgr. Sarto bad snld mass uml settled Iown to work. Ills sister had gone ut to mass, or for tbe hmisi-bold mar tetlng, which they were d-ilng at tbe tlnlto on August 4, '.'!, the day of sonders In their simple life. "Has the count taken coffee V ask d he bishop. "Well, to tell the truth, no, l.e.-ius iho business was urgent and I have :ome straight from the railway sto lon," the guest replied. No excuse availed, and Mgr. Sarlo ose anil went Into the kitchen. So tha ilsliop of ducal Mantua and his guest night have been Hi-cn then; talking itid laughing, w hile inoiislgnor coaxed be charcoal with a black kitchen tan, he cofTi-e fizzed In a tin pot on th un-e, and the count got out cups and lancers, In order to save bis dl-tln-culslied host what mental service h !ould. Then they had coffee together it the kitchen table. Century. The Otilly Press. Tbe dally press, as I look ut It, Is a Vonderful detective. It can run down )ubllc opinion and reiiort It marvel- Jmsly. In this respect It has an ever vblenlng outlook. Asa news-gatherer ts facilities perpetually ustoiisli me, the weapon of publicity it oftea s'lelds with undoubted power. But, vhen all Is said. Is it much more tlinu i gigantic reporter? Iio.-s It really in itrtiet and guide? Or does It simply unilsu by the myriad page the Mull iiit of which the people construct iheli iwn Independent Judgment? I cenfewt hat newspapers seem to rue more nnij nore to exemplify Gladstone's deflnl Ion of the orator they receive from be public as mUt what they give back a shower." Century. What Was Wrong. A workmnn, on coming home In the venlng, wns asked by his w ife to look it the clock. She complained that the ;lock had been silent all day, and Hie ould not tell the reason. Her huslmnd ok it down and examined It can-ful-y. Then he look off the hands and "ace and looked at the works with the tld of a magnifying glass. Next he (lew Into It with the bellows, oiled lie wheels, nt:d then put It back igaln. Hut still It would not strike, fired and puzsled he went off to bed. Vext morning at breakfast bis wlfa aid to blm: "George, I think I csn tell what Is tmlss with our clock." "Well, what Is It?" be sharpb asked. "It wants winding up." said hU part ter. It la tbe law of self preservstlon that nakea a man wearing a silk bat look Irer his shoulder when h iIlua . I fcnaJj boy with a snowball.