fcF;cience I Jffivcntionl Paper car wheels, made by pressure from rye straw paper, are usually tn -oudlUou f'r a sei-oud set of steel tire after the. first set is worn out by a run of three hundred thousand miles. Itadiutu constantly generates beat, aud Wien lias now shown (bat it may constantly gem-rate electricity. It give off both positive and negative electrons, and the former several hun dred times as large an the latter uiay be held back by a sieve of glass or auy other of a variety of substaueea. Suggestive at least are the conclu aioD of Hon. It J. Strutt, of Bath, England. Helium which Kir William Um say baa found to be slowly given off by radium exists In the gases of the city's largest hot mineral apring, and at a teat of the deposits iu the apring baa revealed a small propor tion of radium. It is believed that these subatances are brought up from a large deposit of radium deep In the earth. All admirera a well as cultivator of carnations are much concerned about a new disease that the Depart ment of Agriculture lias recently de tected affecting these planta In the District of Columbia and Pennsylva nia. The disease la manifested by the appearance of ringed spots on the leaves and sterna. The 'oU are abown by ' the microscope filled with bacteria, which are different from the mlcro-orguulsins canning previously known diseases In carnations. A care ful atudy of the new disease Is under way. The German government la devel oping a plan to have its customs offi cials Instructed In chemistry, physics and mechanical technology. At the most Important custom houses In every province of the empire there la to be established a lnloratory and a library of technical Iwoka for the use of the customs otllclals. The officers of high rank are to Instruct the minor officials, and will themselves be train ed In a great laboratory which" It Is proposed to erect In Berlin in connec tion with the chief customs ofllce. Teachers for tills Institution will be drawn from the staffs of professors in technical colleges. The Bureau of Forestry Otitis that sugar culture, the greatest Industry of tht Hawaiian Islands, depends upon if preservation of the native forests. s are mainly confined to the t... east and northeast sides of the mountains, and they conserve the wa ter that Is needed to Irrigate the dry plains where the sugar plantations ex ist. The value of these forests con sists not In the triM-a, which are fre quently low, crooked and sparsely scat tered, but In the Impenetrable under growth, composed of vines, ferus and mosses, and so thick that It holds waW like a sponge. This undergrowth Is, however, very delicate, and cattle and goats quickly destroy It. It Is proposed to save the forests by fenc ing. Condensed Into a few words, these are the "Modern Views of Matter," as eipounded by Hir Oliver I-odge: "Klec trlclty Is a substance, the only kind of substance, nnd all matter Is merely an accumulation of electric diaries. It appears probable that these electric charges an; all of exactly the same mount, although some are positive and some negative, nnd that the atoms of the chemical elements are formed by varying numbers and arrangements of these charges, or electrons. There are about seven hundred electrons, 350 positive aud 8fi0 negative, In the hydrogen atom, which has been so long regarded as the final and Indi visible unit of matter; there must be about sixteen times as many In an Oiygen atom; and about 2.V5 times as many, say 1'AXK), !n a rsrttnm atom, the heaviest known. HERE'S A HOMILY ON HUNTING. Called Forth tr "t Young Stag at the at ik t. "Far be ft from inc." remarked the Ooarse, Brutal Man, "to attempt to bring the blush of self-reproach to the bronzed cheek of our mighty Nlihrods, high and low, particularly a tnls SPa' son of the year; but, walking dowp the etreet a couplo of mornings ago I taw a dead young stag hanging head downward in front of a market. store, and It didn't look to me Ilk as If that young stag belonged there at all, with II of the life gone out of blm, and his nice, honest, on-the-levcl brown eye closed for good and all. and him triced op there In front of a butcher's back. I stood off and looked at the clean young chap for a long while, and the longer I looked lilm over tbo more It puzzled me to understand how any civilized man could have It in his heart to kill fellow like that I wouldn't do It, Itoy, for a five thousand dollar note, and I need the money at' that, and I'm uo more of a slpw muslc-on-tho-K-strlng, out-ln-the-snow, sentimen tal Clarissa Harlowc than my neigh bors, either. I couldn't help but think, I stood leaning against an awning pole, feeling soft o' sorry and gtilpy bout that young stag, that no man with the right kind of gravies of kind liness In his system would do a thing like that, cither In the name of 'sport or commerce. The man who can let n unsuspecting deer, or elk, or, b'gee, eren a bull moose any wood roving, Inoffensive horned beast come 'down the wind' on him, with nary care In life, and looking with Interested curi osity around him any man that can tuff a bullet Into gun and poke that bullet Into the heart of such an ani mal, that's minding hJa own business. and only asking for a chance to roam uumolested aud free under God's blue t-ky, is suffering from a kind of ossifi cation of the heart and gizzard that I wouldn't have all tne for a hull lot of minted money. "There isn't anything much more square or honest or trustful in this world than the look that a deer gives you out of his two cyeti, and that's a fact. He Isn't looking for the worst of it, unless he's been hunted before. To bis view you're Just something alive that's moving around under the blue dome of heaven nine as be Is, and his cleau nostrils crinkle as he sniffs curi ously and probably wonders why you haven't got four legs. Just like he baa. He Isn't trying to butt Into and inter fere with civilization. He's sticking to the environment in which be found himself when he on me Into the world. He Isn't bothering anybody. And to plug a chap like that, so honest and four-square to all the winds as he la, and cut a gash in bis neck when be falls in his tracks, seems to me to be about as low-down and ornery a piece of work as a white man could do. I've bad a hull lot of preeuiug chumps take me into their libraries or smoking rooms and. pointing to antlers stuck up above the lintels of their doors, perkily, aud with a foolish sort of vanity, say to me, 'I killed that fellow myself,' but I've never had a man say a thing like that to me that I didu't feel like replying, 'Yes, you abject ass, and If you got your deserts you'd have about a thousand years In purgatory for It.' "Washington Post CLIMATE IN THE PHILIPPINES. Health on the Islands Vfjmtf the Veeldeot. Secretary Taft has surfed I the newspapers can "help '' can government In the Philippines by denying the lies circulated about the terrible climate there." In this good work we gladly offer our co-operation. The climate of the Philippines Is not at all terrible. Many people live there all the year round. As a climate the Philippine article has much to recom mend it. The resident or lsitor has no uneasiness regarding his raiment. He does not go to business In a linen "duster" and curse himself on his way home for not having carried an ulster. In its reliability the Phlllppiue cli mate is endlessly the superior of our American brand. The absence of snow nnd'frost Is not necessarily a proof of either uncomfortable orunwbolcsome conditions. On the contrary, from time immemorial the great majority of world dwellers have been lesident ir either tropical or subtropical regions, and many have lived to u ripe old ago. Health in the Philippines, lu Cuba, in Porto Hleo and In all-other similar regions, burring those having vast ureas of low-lying and ' inisasmatlc mnrsh lands, depends primarily upon the resident, upon bis ability und read Iness to adjust himself and his habits to his environment The same law holds In New York city with equal force. Id no place on eartb may na ture's laws be violated or Ignored with Impunity. Due obedience to those laws In the Philippines or elsewhere, will Insure a corresponding degree of health, comfort nnd longevliy. Those to whom hot weather brings real phy sical suffering, and there are such, will tlo well to avoid the tropics or the edge of them. Itut there are many who find cold weather a cause of suffering nnd who find real delight in a mean tem perature of 83 degrees. The question of heat and cold Is largely a matter of indhldual preference. So far as salubrity Is concerned. Secretary Tuft Is entirely right and Justified lu, decrying any attempt to malign the clirnute of our Philippine possessions. Those who have the de sire to participate lu the economic development of the Islands may go there entirely fearless of any climate terrors, providing they will carry with thein a jnodlcum of common sense. New York Sun. The Good Guelph Name. Yankees, who are good at guessing, are nevertheless puzzled to know why the Englishman whose name Is Lygon stiouid call himseif ricagciiaiiip. II might reasonably be supposed that English people could straighten out the tangle of titles and family names, yet Sir Francis C. Burnand shows In his recently published "Kemlnlscences" that such is not always the case. On one occasion, when the late Duke of Edinburgh was having tea with Sir Arthur Sullivan and his moth er, Mrs. Sullivan said to their guest "Sir, there Is one thing I do not un derstand. Your family- name Is Guelph. I believe?" "My dear mother " began Sirlir- thur, remonstratingly. "But It Is, isn't It?" the excellent old lady persisted. "Certainly," said the duke, much amused. "What's the matter with that name, Mrs. Sullivan?" "Oh, nothing," she replied, musing ly, "only I can't understand why you don't call yourself by your proper name." Sir Arthur tried to explain to her but the duke would not allow It. "There's nothing to be ashamed of In the name of Guelph, Mrs. Sullivan," he remarked, gravely. "That's vxoctly what I say," snld Mrs. SulllvaoT '"Nothing whatever us far as I know yet you don't use It!" In ilio Vernacular. Customer Glinmo a cup of choco late with plenty of whipped cream. Boston waitress (shouting back to the kitchen) Chocolate solitaire In a nlentltudlnous settlng of chastised lacteal fluid! Philadelphia Press. : M Lou or marriages can ror rcuanex peditloni from the bride's father later on. SENSATIONS IN LOST LIMBS. How Affection of Nerve Have Sur prised and Aanojed Men who have arms or legs ampu tated are discussing the sensations ex perienced by men who have lost aa arm or a leg, says the Chicago Inter Ocesu. There is a special appropriate ness in this because the matter is largely one of experience or hallucina tion. Id the first year after the close of the civil war the government distribut ed to discharged soldiers 7.0UO artific ial limbs. This represented probably less than one half of the men who lost either au arm or leg. As most vt these amputations were hastily per formed. It is not strange that nerves were not aa well taken care of as in Uiese modern days. But whatever the cause, men who suffered amputation had some truiig and trying experiences. For example, an otllcer who never had hud u hal luciuatlon in his life was ut time! tor meuted with an itching on the bottom of the foot that had been cut off. The sensation was Just as if the fot had been there and the victim bad to ts-ul the itching beyond his reutb. A lawyer who had lost a leg. whe came some years ago to practice in the Chicago courts, at times would jump alKiut on his one ley. excited and vexed because he felt something between the toes of his light fsit which bad been taken off In the see ond year of the war. A genera! otlicer who twenty years ago was active in political cumpaigns would occasional ly, In the midst of a speech, kick out viciously with his cork leg. At such times he had the feeling that the foot on that lejt was "asleep." and h kicked to start the circulation. In another case a man who had lost an arm had the sensation of Itching between the fingers of the missing hand. He explained to a surgeon, and a new operation relieved him. A mun who occasionally experienced a shari pnln In the big toe of a missing foot was relieved by a skillful but simple operation. Not a few surgeons in the civil war aughed at what they culled the whim sles and hallucination of men who com plained of queer sensations in nmpu tated limbs. These surgeons Insiste.: that ever since limbs hud been uin putated those who had lost arms an legs had told strange stories of their sensations. These affected the Imagi nation, they contented, of men who lost limbs in the war, and the more the mind dwelt on the sensation Uie mora definite it became. There were also many wounded who were superstitious and given to fan tastic notions to which they ellmj tenaciously. Therefore the soldier who complained of itching toes on a foot that hud been shot off received little sympathy. In later years, however, such cases have received more atten tion. Instead of laughing at the suf ferer, the modern surgeon studies t relieve, and In most cases is success ful. LANDSCAPE PHOTOGRAPHY. Thl I the Most I-nconraninir for Hearlnner It Give Kcsalt. The most encouraging out-of-doot subjects for the beginner ure lund scapes, so we shall speak of these first The most Important point In the pho togniphlng of a landscape Is the selec tion of it; the. choosing of a bit ol scenery which, when translated to black and white, will form un Inter esting picture. You must always beat In mind that the beautiful colors whicl) you see In nuture and upon the ground glass will not be present In the photo graph, which must rely for Ms beauty upon form nud light and shade. When you wish to photograph a landscape, take plenty of time to think about It After you bave chosen your subject, determine the point of greatest Inter est, aud then decide whether the pic ture will look best with this point directly In the center, to one side, or toward the top or bottom. If you live near the spot you intend to photograph, it will pay you to notice nt what time of year It is most beauti ful. Some landscapes look very com monplace in summer, but make stun ning pictures when half burled in the snow. Waterfalls often look best In early spring, because there is a greater volume of water pouring over them at that time than at any other. A most interesting series of pictures may be made by choosing a Ixoautif nl bit of landscape and photographing it from the same point at frequent Inter vals throughout the year. The first picture,' we will soy, Is taken when the ground and trees are covered with snow; the second when most of the snow is melted, and the rest lies lu patches here and there; the third when the fields are flooded with rains. After these would come pictures showing the trees in bud. In leaf, In blossom, with fruit, and later dismantled with the frosts of . autumn. Philadelphia Reco! d. Appetite ol' Itnsslan Giant. The Russian giant Maehnow Is su ing Showman Sedelineyer for stnrvlnj him. The latter alleges that he sup plied the giant every day for breakfasi with two quarts of ten, a pound of bu'. ter, ch(se and eight rolls; for dliuiei live plates of broth, four pounds ol meat and several pounds ot potatoes and for supper two quarts of coffee, o pound of bacon and four pounds of black bread, The giant was hungry nevertheless. Civilization - Is making such rapid strides that some dny we will hear of a missionary getting cooked In a chafing dish. Those riding in carriages are not at happy and comfortable as those on foot think they are. I H 4 I -0LD- 4 i 4 I FAVORITES t H H I I I I 1 I I I I I I I i -H-H-H-4-i- Tfae Beeper end the Flower. ft pre is a Reaper whose name is Death, Aud, with his kickle keen. He re"p the bearded graiu at a breath, Am. the flowers that grow between. Shall I bave naught that Is fair?" saith be; "Have naught but the bearded grain? Though the breath of these flowers is sweet to me, I will give them all back again." tie giiied at the flowers with tearful eyes. He kiss'd their drooping leaves; It was for the Lord of Paradise, II bound them in his sheaves. "My Lord has need of these floweret The Reaper said, snd smiled; "Dear tokens of the enrth are they, Where he wis once a child. TLey shall all bloom in the field of ':ght. Transplanted by my rare, And saints, upon their garments white. These sacred blossoms weir." And the mother gave, in tears and pain, The flowers she most did love; She knew she should find them all again, Io the field of light above. O, uot in cruelty, not in wrath, The Reaper came that day; Twas an angel visited the green earth, And took the flowers away. Henry W. Longfellow. Tea Keck the Heert. Take back the heart that thou givest; What !s my anguish to thee? Take back the freedom thou eraveat, Leaving the fetters to me. Tuke back the vows thou hast spoken, Fling them aside and be free; Smile o'er each pitiful tokeu, Ieaving the sorrow for ine. Prink deep of life's fond illusion, (Jiize on the storm-clouds and flee Swiftly through strife and confusion. Leaving the burden to nie. Then when at last overtaken, Time flings its fetters o'er thee, Come, with a trust still unshaken, Come back a captive to me. Come back, in sadness or sorrow, Once more my darling to be; Conic as of old, love, to borrow, (Uiinpses of sunlight from me. Love shall resume her dominion Striving uo more to be free. When on her world-weary pinion Flies back my lost love to me. ClaribeL TREED BY A MANIAC. Lineman Had a Telephone with Htm and That Kaved Hi Life. "We all meet with strange adven tures in this world, I guess," said an old lineman, "but I think 1 had an ex perience that beats many a one. While engaged with the Bell Telephone Com pany I was sent out one day to find the trouble between the office and the insane hospital at Indianapolis. 'Shoot ing trouble' is what we call it. I fol lowed the line all tho way out, and found the dilliculty luy between a 40-foot pole and the phone in the men's building. "An attendant escorted me from place to place, but while I was in the hall examining the telephone he was called away. I was busy with mj work when a band was laid on my shoulder aud a voice at my elbow said: " 'Say, Is that the safe where you put my money?' "Astonished, I looked up and Into the face of ah elderly man, who look ed every Inch the gentleman, being neatly and carefully dressed. For a moment I was too much surprised to answer, for his appearance at first be lled the inference I drew from his question, but closer observation re vealed an unnatural expression in his eyes; so, remembering where I was, I knew he was a maniac. Thinking to humor h!.'i!, I said: "'Yes, I put It there; it is a good place for it.' "Quick as a flash he caught up a 'heavy stool that was standing near and brought it down with all big might on the telephone, crushing It. '"(jive it to me, quick quick!' he gasped, but I didn't stop to give him anything, but Just started on a run for the door and there met the attendant, who soon quieted the poor fellow and led him away. "I had to make another trip to the city for another telephone, and as it was late by this time 1 didn't go back luntll the next day. When I got there tl found several 'trusties' guarded by their keepers working In the garden. I saw my friend of the day before busy with a large knife topping tur nips. He glanced up at me, and I saw a quick, angry gleam shoot into his eyes. "I had to climb a tree in an isolated part of the yard to unfasten a wire that had In some way caught on a limb. I connected my test set nnd called tip the wire chief and explained the case to him, so with the work I had done and talking to him twenty minutes must have passed. I started to get down, and when I reached the lower limb looked for n place to drop, But I didn't drop, for there, standing at the foot of Ilio tree, stood my crazy man, the knife still In his hand. "'Como down!' bn yelled. 'I know you. Yon are the man that stole my five thousand. Jlve It tip to me or I will kill j' on, you thief! Come down or I will como up there and cut your heart out!' "Bnt I didn't come. I scrambled higher and yelled for help, though none came. "The maniac found a heavy board near, and, placing it against the tree, started to climb up but in his burr and excitement be did not place it securely, and when he was about half way up it slipped and he went sprawl ing to the ground. lie got on his feet and tried it once more. Again and again the tried it, but it would slip and throw him. Several times, bow- ever, he came within an inch of reach- j iiig the lower limb, from which he could have easily climbed up to where I was. "About this time another inmate came sauntering along and at once took a hand in the game and held the plank for my friend, who soon made good headway, and I saw in a few moments he would reach me. "I yelled again, but no one came. At that Instant an Idea flashed into my brain. I quickly attached the test set and railed the wire chief at the office. ' 'For heaven's sake, call up the insane hospital and tell them to send help to me, or I am a dead man. There are two lunatics after me, and one of them Is coming up the tree with a knife a foot long. Hurry, hurry, for God's sake! "With surprised exclamation be rut me out I looked down ana found the man was In the tree and was coming toward me, snarling like wildcat 'Closer he came, until he was Just below me when he seated himself on a large limb and flourishing the knife. yelled: "'Look at this. Ain't it a beaut? Won't It cut you, though? It is sharp, sharp. I will cut you up like a steak.' "He started toward me, and had one hand on my foot, and I had Just raised the other to kick him, when several keepers rushed up. Two of tbem climbed the tree, and Just as be rai d the knife to strike they reached him and threw a rope around him. So intent was he on going for me that he did not see them, and was easily taken. "It Is safe to say that whenever there was work to be done out there 1 didn't go." Cincinnati Enquirer. OKI-Time Troubles HI health Is a bad thing at any time, but a hnudred and fifty years ago It was made more terrible by the reme dies in use. Blood-letting, of course, was a simple affair. A writer in Mac mlllan's Magazine says that everybody was bled twice a year, in the spring and autumn. The barbers were the surgeons, and, like wise men, adapted their prices to their patients. A gentleman who so Indulged him self as to go .to bed to be bled was charged half a crown, and his fine lady half a sovereign. Certain days were unlucky for blood-letting, and nothing would induce the barbers to operate on these occasions. Serious dls eases seem to bave been beyond the medical skill of the day. Villages and towns simply drove out the Infected from their midst. Among remedies herbs, of course played a great part. 'For salves," runs an old note-book which had great vogue, "the country parson's wife seeks not the city, and prefers her garden and fields before all outlandish gums." Sage was held a very great medicine; It was even asked, in Latin, "Why should any one die who has sage In his garden?" If any one had a disease of the mouth, the Eighth Tsalm should be read for Uiree days, seven times on each day. As a remedy It was "sovereign." For insanity or fits whipping was prescribed. Little wonder that mortal ltv was great. In old days In Wesser, England, persons with lufectlous dis eases were confined in the lockup, and whipping was deemed too good for them. Should the sick be loud in la ment, the watchman kept them quiet by this popular discipline, and one town has unon Its records, Paid l Hawkins for whlpim' two people that had the smallpox, eightpence." Fortunately, the spirit of this age is different from that. How a Chinaman Makes TopoTers. The value of a recipe lies partly in its being accurately set down and fol lowed. Here are the directions for making a breakfast delicacy called popovers, as they were Imparted by the Chinese servant to a lady visiting in the family: "You takee him one egg," said the master of the kitchen, "one lit' cup milk; you fixee him one cup flou' on sieve, take plnchee salt you not put him in lump. You move blm egg lit' bit slow, you put him milk in, all time movee. You make him flou' go In, not movee fast, so have no spots. Makee but'led pan all same wa'm, not too hot. Futlee him in oven. Now you mind you bllsness. No likee woman run look at him all time. Him done all samee time biscuit." Willing to lit! Obliging. "You will never leave this house until you pay what you owe me!" shouted the irate landlord. "All right," said the boarder; "Just put that In writ ing and I'll sign it." New York Sun. levoiel lo His Art. Slio You say you nre devoted to art. What is tho particular art that you love best? He Thou art. Kansas City Jour nal. Not a H 1 si fi .lump. "I hear Sptlngley has Jumped his bail." "Yes, but It wasn't very hlsh." -Detroit Free Press. Men never object to being overrated except by the assessor. "Merely Mary Ann," Mr. ZangwlU'a now famous novelette, has been pub lished in a large edition in paper covers. Houghton, Miifin eV Co. report that two editions of "The Oligarchy of Van lee," by Mayor MeClellan, were called for in advance of publication. Herbert B. Turner & Co. are prepaft ing a novel by John Wesley Johnatotv entitled "Paul Bedford of the Hoaaa of llilltrum." It is a story of financa. love and travel. The author of "Rock of Agea" Augustus Montagu Toplady died hi August, J 778, but not until a tww weeks ago was a memorial placed la the parish church of Fareham, where be was born. Beauty Through Health" will ba the title of the book which Dr. Emma E. Walker is engaged upon." It will appear In the Woman's Home Library, edited by Mrs. Margaret B. gangster for A. S. Barnes & Co. A revival of Interest In Shelley has been noted In this country and in Eng land. To meet this revival there la soon to be brought out a reprint of the account of Shelley's experience at Oxford, which forms some chapter of T. J. Hogg's book about the poet The last chapter has been written in the life of "Loveliness," the little silver Yorkshire dog whose story, in Mrs. Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward's book by that title made such a stir in antivlvisection circles a few years ago. Mrs. Ward now has a new dog, which she calls Fay. Henry Harland, the author of many graceful romances, claims the unique privilege of choosing his own birth place. "Who's Who" says he waa born In St. Petersburg, Russia, and the legal records have it that lie was born in Brooklyn, but Mr. Ilurluud votes for Norwich, Conn., "because ha likes the place." So let it stand that Mr. Harland was born in Norwich, Conn., in J8G1. William Morris once heard one of his poems read by a famous elocution ist, says W. B. Yeats, the Irish poet. The reader was carefully obliterating all the original rhythm in order to glva what he conceived to be the proper ex pression, Mr. Morris sat in uneasy silence for some moments, but at last he could stand it no longer. "Young man," he exclaimed, "It cost me a great deal of trouble to put that Into verse! I wish you would read It t It Is written." A very good idea of Japanese char acter and life mny be had from Laf cadio Hearn's volume entitled "Ko koro," which, as its title signifies, goea to the heart of things. One chapter gives a vivid description of the condi tions in Japan during the war with China the intense patriotism, the calm feeling of national strength. The announcement of each victory resulted in an enormous manufacture and sala of rude colored prints and lugenloua mechanical toys burlesquing the Chi nese. The statement frequently appear la the press that George William Curtia was editor of Harper's Magazine. Thia is not true, though Mr. Curtis for years conducted the "Editor's Easy Chair." As a matter of history, Harper's Maga zine has had but three editors sine Its inception in 1850. The first editor was Henry J. Raymond, who founded the New York Times one year after ward. He was succeeded by Dr. Al fred H. Guernsey, and Dr. Guernsey by Henry Mills Alden, author of "God lu Ills World" and "A Study of Death." Mr. Alden has occupied the editorial chair of tho magazine for about thirty-five years. Before going to the Harpers he had taught, and had written editorials for the New York Evening Post and Times. He was first associated with tne Harpers as editor of their "Pictorial History of the Civil War," and later was offered an editor ial position on the weekly. Fletcher Harper, who edited the weekly, said to Mr. Alden, then a young man of 20, "Do you think you could manage the weekly?" And Mr. Alden replied, with modesty and tact, "I think I could help you do it." He helped so efficiently that bIx years later he waa made editor of Harper's Magazine. It is Interesting to record that the first manuscript he read in bis new capacity was a short story by Louise Chandler Moulton. Confession Postponed. Here is the way a Benton County man confessed at a revival: He nad been pressed to repent, and Anally got up and said: "Dear friends, I feel tho spirit moving in me to talk and tell what a bad man I have been, but I can't do It while the grand Jury Is In session." "The Lord will forgive," shouted the preacher. "I guess that' right," said the penitent, "but He nln't on the grand Jury." Warronsburg (Mo.) Journal. Literally True. "Why, she told mo she had a good Job In a candy store." "So she did, but she literally ate her head off." "How was that?" "She ate so much candy the boss fired her." Philadelphia Pre.is. Product of Meal and Grain. Since 18M) the world's production of meat bus Increased 07 per cent and grain 420 per cent.