t T - i it SI If in n -1 X IF C J' ' V The Iiirii ca Press-Journal C.C HI KKK l i-. PKiHo HAUl: N L ASK A. What c For u Me too horn. A maa lit reJ I't l elrcuatatat. Ita't a wvu-an's iai-4 of a bargain. TLe Ts. Z'i bet axe Wvirk:.:; and X' of the alpha ; overt line the, .lays. If San Lu:;.:us yellow ", ale i few lur.j kilis. j insi-ls on being J.i t obj'vt to Try to fa.i jreLinx "II. -r-All ajout th-: Viz a r?" you eaa ti:i '. you cau J.ip iu ra rig.il a: h r. a the way in M for Lis hunt y ;:i s w ar n newshoys .eviva uxtra! r 1,: !)'! raditi '') loan hat of ..iu prepared t A man so y .v r- ...J has jtist be'U aduiiiteJ to i;. bar la Nehrnsha. With fair Iii.:k lie. Iu tnue bj be able to bulid Di a good praeti. e. The farmer of the t'i.iti.1 States now Iiave in st(H.-k S'JiT.r.ij-j.v:; worth of mule and are well prepared for good, elieurful luropnaa complhaUons. People who have done a II; tie some thlag In tuinei will appre:Lut.' a late chiiiniUoa of tne word bonanza. A bo nanza iif a hoie lu the ground o tied by au Infernal iiar A little sirl was killed by her or rorw for "Little Eva" while itness log a perf irinajj.-e of "Uncle Tout a Cabin" at Tort Huron. MJeh. Isn't It about time t. have "I'nele Tom-' stop ped by law? One of die Chieao banks ha de,.!d od that iu employes must not get mar ried utile--, their sahtries auiomit to at lea.t iflMK) a year eaeh. Thia will give the boy who is In love a good ex cuse to strike fur a raise. Seventy thousand arrests were made ill Chh.-a,2to in l'J-rj, the latest y. ar f .r which complete re:urt.-s are avaih.hh'. More than twetitj-sme tbouKind of those arrested had no occupation. They did not even call tln;iuselv?s ialorers. It is mtiahy bo; it la the Idle hands ttat make work for rite police. Three hundred thousand people iu London live in oue-rootu tenements an average of five to a room a.;d SO.WiO noaieles.s persorm walk the streets every nisht. So tnuch for beicg the w.rld metropolis. Stick to the small toTis, where there is more room and where street walking at eight is un known. Baldness may be becoming more eornmou. but it Is not by any means modenf aiH lotion. A French Egyp tologist has unearthec a papyrus which fives a recipe for tie cure of bald &a, prepared for King Cbeta, the sec ond sovereign of the first dynttsty, who reigned about six thou&'.r;.l years ago. The prescription wai made for the use af the kind's mother. This turli.t f hair tonics was a s&le connouuded f dates, the j.ws of dogs and the ioofg of asses, mixed and boiled in oil. As no testimonial from the old lady has been discovered, the ia!ve aann&t be recommended. English Is making Its way steadily fa the contest wlih French and German is the iirttroatloiii 1 language. In the recently negotiated, treaty between Chine and .Tapaii which was "Done at Shanghai this elffhth day of the tenth month of the thirty-sixth year of aietji, corresponding to tiie eigh'"nin flay of the eighth moon of the twenty ainth year of Ktiang-Hsu," It is ro Tlded that In case there Is any diver gence In the Interpretation of the Jap anese and Chinese texts of the treaty, the diiTcreiice shall be settled by ref erence to the EnsHsh text. The treaty la signed in ail three languages. Work has begun on what promises to be a better and more comprehensive economic history of the United States than any yet pr-o "ed. It is to be prepared hjr . apeo.. ' a. according to a plan devised by the department of aconoinlcs and sociology of the Carne gie Institution in Washington. Tb economic development of the country will be considered from eleven different points of view, taking In respectively, population and immigration, agricul ture aud forestry, mining, manufactur ing, transportation, domestic and for eign commerce, money and banking, the labor movement, industrial organiza tion, social legislation, and last, federal and State finance. The history, when -completed, will contain the data from which scholars and statesmen may raw their conclusions respecting vkat must be done to Increase the Mtlonal prosperity. Geszuany'a colonial empire la not so X tensive aa that of Great Britain, hut tier mans have hopes. The German Ciitliilat Society hag recently erected aVte-etory building In Berlin for use tl tt neadquarter. Besides the offices Cf Cm aoclety the building contains 'C'Tf raonM la which the products of crMlaa are exhibited and offered ..." ''-rlav Tin aoriety lnteretta itaelf In 'ZMm ttonU. wtMtktr tbejr Ut rc tne to k-p the kive for the fath.-r laud kV.ym iu tliose who have left It For M-vcrit years the society found il c;:Sivu!t to persuade the Ccrmaim at tl '.!. that tli Colonies d 'Served muci i !,': jii. Iu I! it had oa r eih; . . ,-juJ ii.-i.:!hT', hut it has at a-t ..im.J f e people jo an apii'-eviati..:. . ; t.-... iiij cance of fostering th ....:e'ratijii of Germans to German ter ry, cot only to re'ieve th ia.ng-s tion of t';M;Uti,'U at home, hut also to provide a friendly market for th sur plus 1'fnlu" of th- ho", c ci.ttitry 'Hie :. iv now has a him !re. t!i u ' saml nifui'x-ra. ami ; ciwijH'r.i! uj with ! the g jv --niiju-ut in it plans fur ex- pa-isiou. '1 he Pan German movement i is progressing, along with the move . m-nt fr the unification of the P.ritist E ;:re oi a c imuierclal l a:-:- The dearth of farm la hit is prr -ktiuiu! so often that neither the sul j -ci i: -if nor the laiut-!i'.a;iu:iH aa: I nch-n -tiohs whh-il atteinl it i u j isvi. u he diH'tne-l novel, b'.tt to i-!J ! tTt'::" -!ii!'l aHa-'h. i'rii tu . ; s, l i a iri'-ciitai!'iii of th'- I wcirh was mad.- U'f-re a Fruit liri I er' .vctitioii in California h"- a .s it was uuusnally thorough and Itwrnte t.v-. ll ii:i-;ircl in t lie n-io"t of t:if -',i.t:rn:un of the "lals.r sti; i"'y s hi. !i told of th; e:T..r. h;i i been made to allure yot:n. from the Hast to the ne.;,'hW: ;.. California ondiardu where they :h,, (I e!l prove handy in harvest time. T.-aJ representative fruit jrrwt-rs wire sei.jj to seo'ir tlie eo!i;itry and r.n: d up th?1 y.mnj: i;.i'i.i, and apparently .they del; the lol.-llif-ss In the hllhlhil fahlo that is eliaraeterlsiie i.f tiieir S:a'.. They traveled far and wide, t.'uxci glorious climate wlh short reet-ss s f.u eatiu,' and hh-epins. and disf-Ihiti-,: j4 i.twa) cojiies of an eiijrajrhi.s lio.o.lei entitled. "GrHsp This. Your t.;i irni Iiity." They a'so scatterisl other lit eratnre on the way and left applicati if blauiv for those desirln,? employnxnt and the chairman said that they diij their work Judiciosis'y, planting th seed like wise asriciilturlsts le n it protuiMil the best and most aleiti l in' crops. But tiie s-ame authority adds "The reports of these ten traveler! now on file Iu our office show to tin committee conclusively t'.iat des;ralil aerlcullural help is just as warce in the Kasteni States us In California We find the average farmer in thf East ) niufh lianipensl in his bu.sln -st hv th scarcity of help that very manj are cotiteuiplasintf selling their hdd Ings and routiiig t . Calif trtiia." Novt it Is a fact that the Cahfoniians liavi suffered so from the lick of help that (hey 'nave be"-in to talk apinist tn beirini to talk apiinst tntj Chinese exclusion act. and the iuves tigators were miicli surprised to dis co ve the condition of aalrs in tin! East. It would seem, therefore, thaij the farmers who should seek relief Id Califo tiia must go from the frying pun into the fire, but they are tiek'eti with the prospect of retnnneratlvt small hoMings which they may work wilhout help, and the n snurccnii ca.i j forni.'ins propose to attract men of fam ily vith the offer of live, ten md Iif teen acre tracts on easy terms, anc to u them upon adjacent ranchet w hile their own are comiug into bear ing. The showing as a whole Is very discouraging for those who regret the drift away from tiie farms to tin towns and cities because It indicate that this drift is constantly going on despite the law of supply and demand Assuming that the need of the couutrj is as great as it Is made to appear, la dueements in the way of wages aud g.od living would naturally be forth coming, but apparently the attraction? of city life outweigh them. As a par ticular Instance of the condition of the market the commiitee states that dur ing the year it "has received from frull growers, packers, canners and others applications for 0,"01 people to work," while it has succeeded in placing fin!; 917 people from the Eastern States. ISugar. Few persons, probably, are aware (but atisrc,- was unknown to the an cients. Neither Greek nor Eat'.n has. ar.y crd for !' The word saecharon.! e,....r n liir.li rnr "fan eeloi rine"' 1 1 I ,,, .,',i n .weet tulep crushed from' the hamlxsa. Indeed, men and! women who need not yet acknowledge , t.ot thev am nl.l can renieinlii.r when ano-nr was a rare luxury Iu a working i man's family, used but sparingly even! bv the weli to-do. To-day it is one1 i, . -f e.1 rsf ...i.,l produced In quantities beyond the pow- er of the untrained mind to compre - bend, and dlstrib.iied to every partpvtiere lie was supposea to ne, a.tnoug., of the globe. According to the latest -' Irft P!" ,il"re 'in'n,-in's' estimate, the total production of tha'-hat hal ,un 1 1"'1t!'-"''l in Nr - world this year will be nearly ten and vember. 1SSC. In what form death one half million tons. Tho-e families j overlook him no man knows, hut lew who buy It by the pound may like heiieve that he Is still alive. Ills fate, to know that tins quantity represents more than twenty-three liilllon pounds' f.r enough to give every Inhabitant of the globe fifteen and a half pounds, Youth's Companion. No PIcBdure in It. "Oh, yes, I went to a theayter show, of course," said Sally Tiledders, Jnstf hack from town. "I guess you enjoyed It a lot." re marked Melnda Hayrick, enviously. "No. I didn't. I wuz thet excited I furgot tew buy any peanuts afore I went In, an" thar warn'f nobody in th theayter a-sellin' 'em." Philadelphia Press. Thn Kentucky 4'oOe. "yes," said the Kentucky judge, "the gentleman shot the man for call ing him a liar and 1 acquitted him" "lint that was hardly an excuse, was itr argued a Yankee lawyer. "Of course, why not? It was a clear case of self-defense." Detroit Free Press. ' A chauffeur la man who runs dowq pedawtrtana and runs np repair bills. rOPlCSOFTHHTlMKS. A CHOICE SELECTION OF INTER ESTING ITF.MS. Coiunirut and Crltit-iwoiw BarJ t'foa the lliit-nini: of the luy Hiiuri rgi aud Nc Notes. iir. Shafro'h, it C l.irado. U none the le eutl!!. 1 to the xre.U "Il 'ii." Nothiu; hurts i t to l.uve l'-o;'l I !i::.i!l titan so niUU e i-n itv his thrf3t. A ti'in.tHT i.f I-. :!1 a fr. a Il'Tl'n ri-'k-10 t-atiii? their IHZ s-iijol i:,iv on u salaJ. It is a hot: t t:ni' erf.ji unTs to hanks of tli? Yahi, fur t'.p c-jtiti'iU'iUK n warh.in "(n the far away." r.--(itI.v lo-t three 1 r". It has lobt it hi' w a:- r. The He. mii'.lou !. Uiii'-h lmr 1 t! Ha !;.. Truth i way ( s i;ae ; why it h- 'Tti- t: ; e. 'I h.a i- , t t ) fa rt :i f' ,v b tin- IMu. a i ;o;i -'l.. v. a..d The IlliD.V p:.lf tlepl.CAs may be hotiii.: . V. e la at, int. .Mor- '..tie it.-i; to eet :.e J.; tae family. The (ramps a doubt looi.iiv f..i as WHin as fi.e ; and Jiipiin a. id new loans. President II. f l'ulvci-si:y, wae. .more v it li the : .1 Kr.ipi.s are ;o a h-1 . I', t ir Ol'.le if- " a an r.ec ;1 Kii-s: f. his of the hi -a so pr,.ff"",-s to mix .-tii.h-nt.s. Tils M-.-m tin arr.inre.l hanlsh.,) Ike placing an upon the Htildetit- The (juestion whether the Jtfte-es of the Supreme Court or the ambassa dors should tirs! enter the reception room at Wasii.n.'ton fun 'tiom mi.'ht be settled. accord;i!2 to a was-"'slt ob server, by brliii.rins them in at sepa a;e doors, lull at ",a. tiy the Kline motuetit. A j.,,,,,,. ,.,, y i., y,(ru ptv. , rUriii-h Uwu (:- b all etis- ,,,,. wllt, w;u .4;Ve th. m the washin- 0 u T!(,,v ,.s! ;,., l(, n.at j i, ay . . .,,.. ,wt, ,. oriL'ina! investment. "Let us but wash tie shirt of a na:i ai and we care li.. who makes them,'' is their in . tin. g()nie ,)f,r!;Ils tj:lvo t!,oii-ht Ei.Kli.slt grammar a matter or wua:i tail ortan. leomp.ircd with a kmcvledtje of the I three It's, but ?! ;. has just be. n lost by a claliiuint to an estate in Ne' York uH-ause the le-tat-.r unfortunate .. , W(,,.,i ..Kin utead of "shall." Sue have occurred i a ml in Ih.st t.aki' .il. .on Id not Peru Is growing progressive. Tiie government has consented that th managers of the new Amerh-an rail way line between Oroya and Cerro de Pasco may run. freight trains as last. Hi thirteen miles an hour. The ''il.'hi ning express" probably goes at the ra'e of twenty miles: but even thirteen miles Is fast travel for a country used .o the speed of p.vk-animals. The Province of New p.runs.vieU plans to establish model orchards of apples and plums, ultimately one In every county. The government will furnish the tre;'s ami plans for arrang ing and cultivating them. The owner of the hind, who is to p'edge hhns -If that for ten years he will follow the plans of the department of agriculture. will have the product of the orchard. Tijiu uM.ma an easy Ami practi. al way , to plant ideas and rai.-;o ohje. t ie -sain s ' as well as fruit. ArcTt? ice lias uouiniess ciuiiueu an- ' "r explorer in the person of P.aron Toll, commniider of an expcddlori to map the ueh Siheriiin coast. lie was cu .'.IT froiii tiie mainland by Ice iu the f a!'i ws,'-rr 01 . 111 itmujr-y 01 was arrange!, U rPlu-'f' hut 'hc -""'? of l!l exijeiiiiuill, wii'i iriunini 10 imk ou J unary l. .a, tomd not u urn nun linn , , i " ' ..., or icaiueii. isianii, ; . '". r er, ... ...m ... 01 inose w no an- u .. v.u 1 i.a- uosm-i' Ism of the great while north. They do curious things in Japan, II we may trust a recent book on that country. The writer says that cabinet ministers, generals, pO:i'teiaim ami civil BeivaiJia wc.11 1 u. jooioe, inn five lulnntcs after they got home lhey are find In a loose kimono, and are squatting on the floor In the ancient way. He says, too, that the Japanese woman, dressed In European fashion, Is treated in public by her husband ac cording to the European manner; but at home. In her native costume, she Is the Asiatic wife, the servant of her lord and master. If nil this is true and the most doubtful part of It Is the 'statement thnt a Japanese can change from European to native costume In five minutes the European manners 'of Japan are not even skin deep; they go no deeper than the coat One of the most Important charac ters of the ohHime New England tana I.r was the "hirM man. It liirara or Natlian who taught Johiiny Jo at-!i his first fish aud to trap h.a ri mukrat- He wa.-h-l the lugzy ' for the girl and hrou'ht wood for ' i iot'u r oa hakit: Oay and wa'-r on va-li day. lie was the fceni-ral ail ; roiit.J. handy man of the family. Too ' hired Din cf those day wets eotu Utoiily a tiemU-r of soitie ii ihbor.u ! f.f.iiiiy. who a f.ik!r.s for 4"-s ' until he e-uld avl a nun for hl'ii-elf. ! No one thought of him as a servant ; He ate with the fami'y. at wiili them in i:,e cvi-iiji,'. and iii all the ordinary ; rolai.oasof life was me of tlieni. Not j iuf r.-.jj. iitiy the daughter of lis em ! ido.i er v.a the trlrl w bo;n hi . h--e J lor a wife, lii'jni and Nathan are no more. 1 i.eir u;o- is not iouno to day, eiiiier in Nv-.v Ihichind or in the re.-t of the Is h'-ard i hi he!;i oi; the and everywhi-re 'We i an't t.'''t We ne. d nieu." Many thii'-, u :.r.;t:'-r f f;;rrti- L.i le !!! 111. I ." : ;. hi the n Uitielit farms, ir- .iii I '! '.. ti.e eh ..el It V1. d ..; i - I a ml ' v. '1 I.' ii . 1 1 . i v ,' !e.ll :r f- .1 ;i 1 f..r . a re '.1.112 i car. '.:. -r h. -i,i e I tie-; (ttlar'es of . i! 1 h ie. are I .' I a.s lilelll H'rai.i i-. The atiihor of -Jloine Thoughts' In th- N.-rt ii-i Evening i'o4. has s me j:oo.i tea s on the kind of tj.aimy i which i -ai.y n;i,.'r.il-' well ii.t'.ituiirf wives exercise over ihtir hti-la;.iU in the intere.-t of a eer.aiti I-etfy es,!. li cisi.i. The all. o d i .'if f of the !...ii-c ho'. I U thus af'.-'ii led to seel; In his cluh or elsewhere, n fie--is really denied him in a h. 'ii which me where nt i t I'.ir- th-r. Il : t li h'lie. iltilt musi i 1 1 i in tr's Iiiil-t be no ill-plifc; e, ceil when practicaj emivi n- .ails for it. where costume and a.V and aethiii t.f every kind be in strict a'-e'inlaii'-e with fem- refill. uions f.r, !o use the writ words, "where any s'iiiht to thos" conve anaii SOei.al the ol of tl.' i.leliees uhi. 'a maintairi fr.r of ei.ic.t tind iie.i.-a'e l;iio Icde of s l.ri: .rs reproicn on. 1' r. .ill ' S . " The supreme argument master Is "suppose s.uiie il.:.. in unexpectedly," th-' in.p'i- a :;:! r I f.r th.f, wire th:i! to h:t;a.'',i the " i ;! -tnitts of the h.cise-h-.id would be compromised, If not everhi-t tu'y ru i..-d. So i v. ryt.i.ri must be ji.si so, t.:i. It is u lady. ) o .v ever, if we mi -ta!:e not, who writes, and she di.es not believe In so much e--:heti", or rather conventional, rlgotir, It is n o t tyrannous, she stiys, to sacrl ii... ia s.iull hons'i s- int.Iy pr.vlh-d with servii ". the (Oiiif.tit and i''j' of the men and grow ins: youths of the family to the unvarying rna:;it. naii'e of some particular scheme of coh.r or grouping In the urraiigernenl or bcau ilfvitig of a roun. We think this is alsuit right. No home can be truly i liihi.t wliero a reasonable liber1 y ! '" I not reign. It is certainly most desir able that the ladies bf the household should cultivate good taste, but even good taste which is not always ex- ctfpilUCU 1H I rrm.u biii.j,h' ' .' j eerr.-et in.'vr;.rs snouni not m- .ou veited into n Instntment. of oppr.-s-Kioti. (Jive the man a chance. RUSSIAN DICK TURPIN. Hiuhwajman hi XotlrI Wealthy to Hiiccor the I'onr. "Solomon IE. by the grace of Cod, King of the .lews." This was the way in which a very remarkable piisoiier ! recently signed the prison book at j Eh'ir (HtlsSiUt. i His history is curious. He was a handsome, hard-working student of I he Ka-ff K.'iiiinary, but ou linlshlng Ins t.t 1,1m. I nitaw it.- .,uui......, self with a revolver, da gcr and a iiiiniM-r of forged papers and passes, mm began bit.-imbibe throughout u carsr of rohherv and! which was by consummate marked skill and f -rethought. lie murdered and stole on the high way, his vlolims Iu Kleff including a 1 staff captain and a master of the j waf(.h At .,u rI,,uly rurtdshed i.p.art- i . In Kieff he disuemo-d lavish I,.,.., i.-.tiff tA fi circle of niosf resoi ...1. ,, , ....j,,.,..,! ,i, 1 aoie ir.cinia, who m-,-i r...v..o ..... of We.ilth. . ,)rfjU,)t nt)0,l( ,jy ! lh4. Sccidental prsnision or a revolver ; fro,Q his W)flt poeket while l.e was . lm ,jinj wt!u a fllr mcrcln nt. The . hW p(jUiU,d him out to a detective, .om,n n." was arrested and , M)IJ(j nk(, a dangerous wild bens'. At the preliminary cxnmlna'ion he confessed to a long series of rohlieries, tt. oi-ooeels of wlih-h lie appear to , v (ti;4,)(.nSed largely in succoring ,; (. ..M.,r SI,A, the out. -nub j d,.,',; any murders, however, vntU. peniu nce, and intimates his anxiety 1o expiate Ids misdeeds in the prayerful seclusion of a monastery. Iiondon Mall. He Hod On. Professor We know that heat ex psinds, and we also know, Mr. Smart, that cold conUacts, do we not? Mr. Smart (hoarsely) I guess so, but I'll bet It doesn't Contract Itself as much as we contract It. Philadelphia Press. Ixifiy literature. An editor, In reply to a young writer who wished to kuow which magazine would glre blm the highest position quickest, advised "a powder maga zine, especially if you contribute a Betr article." Exchange. No oue tueuiher of a fatjii j btiouia be nliol to be unseitish for all the test of the family. Uiiseltiiiinesi il i beiuiifjl flotr whlrti ail should try to wear. Farmci'a Voice. Vl'jforli-n Sd'd n and aa euterprls l' K Kf"Up cf aciJcnjic'ani continue to nuke rfsearclos with tiew of t'l urit.u the tuvsurr stiriounair- Hi-.' d. Jtb cf the son tfLouUXVi. J. A. UittSiii, who Ijjs lirtd In M no to for y ats at;d h i already publl-lud sjiue jDieri-ititv' wiitltJs in Hint S'ibji ct, H fir, srtt lly 10 tl Jut vi.lunie uealitij! iib the country. A a H-inT '.Vaf to Io It. Mlnerui. hh.ho, April II. Mr. D S. - in i.f tl :1s ji si h:n noriH-tMtiK to y will h will be ct Interest to u;M!iy .-a. Mr. t'u!o:i chums to lui' f. vn I sitnv'e way to j.- t r;d ..f ( in , . Il; b- u. s -. ; d l.h' ..pernio a or Khe: :r mi.'. -..! In ;.; ..f of 1 . per oeih- il e l s.ys M I i'i ,! s, . I 1 t- e phis Thy i::rd.jr it t ..,..,1 i hut a t M) I 1 e I 1. thhi ..'II to I I .. d ' ti.l ti.e p e.V 1 1 :' ti.e:. it Ii..; d'K P v did tne :. i 1 M : the t: . ;l ' . 1. CO' is r h. ,;! tie of li.h: K.i A It-iHi If there me doih i!aidMis fair, nr th.-s. .e.i!.) It fair hi It..: i'eii.'iiTs ( ii i.-:.' al ( ': ffleney of what tli ,1 ion. 11:4 T!i"T!;'!-ei f'r , liiifs r. who fi l l 1 u-if I 'r. T. F'' x emu n I I rave tti i.ro.r:.,t..r nns tried to Impress on the m-ieis of nl, tiearlv every part of t'.f word, .tl in P'-ri'h-r srt 1 i'. 'i'if -r it hf no juul or rival. If the : i ter w.. lid rov virtues or (Jriei.' .1 ( lee in, u u a I ere Serntch or shg'-t ' ut. or whera i I'.htcl:-tn-.i'1 r.r Pi.upie it tr'.ii"'ing on, :!.en vou y its healing atid 1 irif j in jCHlities If it does il worn r eil. tlipu f-iid tlie Ji eriiscnient !ij.'K.u f..r fur tier teetilll'.f.v "f ;t virtue, nte! by usine Onetitul C'rfam nun both Youth an l r.tauty. AN lil'-TD-h TK PHYSICIAN I octor "Dy.-p ;U is what aiU rou." Pat icnt " What do you advistV" iJoclor "F. ( the waller." A SUCK SiCN "Is Jacksi. t) Jims mak Ing 11 ifn v i i:;.sjn-"I hignti cillit 'Ah titeie." g'iCS.1 : bis so. Me cusion.t rs bis KI .JIT IN' II IS LINE Mol her "I don't ki.o what Id ttie wotld to do wlthmysm. lie is 1 born rover. " Neighhiir--" Why not tnako a ltiUiodibt minister cf bluiV" FULLY OCCUPIED She "Pap.i'8 chief dbpctlon to jou is that, y hi have no o-cupjitt'in." He "No occunalloD ! Cool cce rlousl I o. sn't be know that I am saismg a mustache?" In Ihtsla It Is cus'.' nitty to Keep 1 pit; In every btabk. It is bcli ved that the rt-"f'n,-c "f 1,16 D,K ,s iu same way beueflclal ta the licilth of tht horses. The Chicago Peony Savlrgs society was ebtabllshed In June lnt-T, and opto Aptll 1, 1W3, the (late r.f the Inst annual tep'irt, it had received In deposits $3,.'l.1. In cu3 school In a pour quart r the children Siiv.i.l t-nOO in six months and the boys ilonc were able to ecjulp a band with Instruments. ARMY TRIALS. An 1 nfuntrymnc'a I.on Meite. This soldier's tale of food is interest liig. During his term of seivi- e In the llV intatitry 111 ( iiiia ami t in nppin"s, J Bn Jnio eonin r coy n1.nr.111 u it ui- i ease of the stomach mi 1 bowels which j all army doctors who t:e..t d him pro nounced lucuniote. tun wiacii (rnpe Nuts food alone c red: 'In Octo' er. 7st'.i, when my enlist ment expired, I was d s ba-geo iron) the army at Culu.u'e. Philip; lues, and 1 returned to the S?t. t s tn th-; fi.-t cvnlhible steamer that left Manila. When I got home I was a total wreck physically and my doctor put me to bed, saying he considered me the wort broken-down man of my age he ever saw, and after treating me sis months he considered my case beyond medical aid. "During the fall and winter jf llMX) and '01 I was a.imltt d to the Parties Hospital In Washington, D. C, for I treatment for chronic Inflammation t f the stomach end bowel 4, but aftT live months returned home as l ad as ever. "I continued taking medicine until February, I te1 2. when reading a news paper one day I read about Crap Nutt and was so Impress' d I sent out for a package right away. "The result Is quickly told, for I have used Grape-Nut t continually ever since with the best results, my health is so I can do a fair day's hard work, stomach and bowels are in good condi tion, have gained 40 pounds in weight and I feel like a new man altogether. "I owe my present good health to Garpe-Nuts beyond all doubt, for medi tal science was exhausted." Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Had ha consulted any one of several thousand physicians we know of lhey rotild have prescribed Grape-Nuts lin BCdlately. Look In each pkc far ttw fataoaa Ittla book, -The Road to WellTtlle. Given Away ll.hutlDa imM la Pk. aauiiarr I Of - 1 - riot r triu - I a . . . . ... ... I .- 1 -- e J h Iw f tier St. k L Rfe to Twenty-Five Ladies. The IiefJatice Starch Co. will k'iv 23 lilies round trip ticket tobt Sl Louis Expi sltl'D, to fiveladiea In each of Ibe f ll)itg Itatesi Illltit', Ioa, N.l na a. Kansas and Miss t:rl ho will .sn.d i i the largess i d;i,b-r of trade iua:i.s cut from a ten ' ("it, 10 onn.'e p.c g 'A Do li.i.r c ci M w.Ci r la tr'i v" statch. Ti.la !!ic.iii fumi ..;t dap home, sin y a 1 t te In tin: an '' ' n..i il i! ates. This..' Inch' marks tti to and ncl.ei by Starcli C'., ) i- i! -I, S'piinih r is', l. i -t ' e til l!!"fJ : l) ti.ii.ca S" r., bv'ore ( ), t vher and I -t lllollt ! j 1) o i e.ii r wl;l 1 -to v 1.1l the 1 . . , lh.it I'l rhil.ee 's ii up M It., i f .1. ( Vou k t -t..-' r tl," san.c net o- !,ct kind, at.d I' o the iron. Til 1 1 i. !e mbcr s. ;i :h pjt .1 j ia 'III' (. ;it- ,i, t ii .'ii sl .rch v thai) f aty li.ee i.i VlT Stick ti' k. t i t) the Exrosition w'll b- sent by rcgMi-rKj mall S' - pi tiibt r 3th. Starch fur talt by all cu-aii f j. The widow's lecvcry from her erb f dep. nds ii-on the pr'itnpttics of thr life Insurance c iripany. Thare Is h rd!y enny petson but hai twice az mutcb la'nlt.g and philosophy ui lie baz common sense. lieware ov the man w bo baz a prate sekret to tell yu; be haz told Hie same tlilrg to a hundred td bera a lready, just to have It wi ll clrker-latc-1. Thera l mora (.martn in ttiSa (-et1er or m iuitr ll'no ll Ota. ' ci ,a-e eat t.irttier. ana unill tiie l't ImiH.'.-iH i'.o.i 10 l lu euiar.ln. l..r a rr. ai un-iiy ear iiwier pro-oonu.-eij It a l'-aa t-e,v... aii'l trescntl tte-al reu,elles. an t l.v .',, im.i.v tatiitw lo rare atlh Mtral UiMtliielit. i.rc ..',,. 11 ll .1 ill a.'il. , len. ban proven ratut'ii t. M a . a nmn.wial .ll eusH, aiet ttiere n.-e ria'.irs cei. .liio '-.1.1.1 ttaaj. Oil-lit. i(a;l . 1 at.in . 1 aO'. " su t.v l.a.-.t by r. J fheney & Co.. 'e'.si....hi.. t inn muv .-en-itlliltiellat . :r eli 1.'. ti at. !. H ! l.i"a lie-I.-ii.-i'., to- ., 1.1 ......... a I'm ..0-.U.JI. It t cite. c. au !.'. I'i -. ! -' '1 li-.' ' '" oi ..." v.t-i... '" , - t aolinrs f..r iu.. . it la.. t' heJ . HVLian au.l : -t -eiN. a't.'mw, i .i t lli.M.Y ai W.. li.le.lo. (. SoM by I'" : -e. Ila.l'i l iulj . tt.o tst Pauperi st,!'. r l-s than mlzcrs do. The man who 0 n't kno whare h t tro'ng to L'lt hiz iKXt dltifjei supers less than one wiolz auxlnui to kno bow mulch It iz a gnltig tc k. st Idm. MEXICAN Mustang Liniment curcn Cuts, Eu: nr., Eruihi H. lie who 8' es nothlrf? but vtrte In mankind iz a phool, but he whe sees tiotbtig but vice Iz out only a pnof.il but a xaskall to. U E M O V I N G TIIE CAUSE Mis. Striingmind "Something must be done. All over the count rj the nn n are rebelling agah st, what they cill 'petticoat government." Mrs. KitfhU'iii "Then we a usi reuiuve the cause." Mrs Sweetie "Put hOV" Mts. UigtlH ui " Wear Lhxuucf s." "Let us not be sh tm.'d If our Uvea stem to perform only slug-pint duty. A dead-sure sign post la a thousand titiifs mere useful and helpful tbao an uoccrtlu 14 u Lie. ' Carpet enn be colored on the floor with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES. The man who d cs'nt he k bey and bis work to see what It bads to II l.ah'e to becom aid 'packed tut rt lie has g itiH v. ry far r'oti the toad t" S'l-'c ss J' d Scirboro. j Mn, VV. .;t'. ,j -uijjij SYHUI' forfait. I .in 11 t.--thi e,.ia.-h ttie wiiiufj. r.-1'n-.f. 'ii;.. umiieu, il .iu cure cone. J'.l.s. i lioUU Dandy's are a wotk or att; natui never made one. If nattir ever mar; a fop, she liaz refws d to Indorst hlui. Two bottlei of Piovs Cnr for Cork miiitlon riire.I me of a terrible couch. Fr.-.l H.-rmann, '.''Ut Box avenue, Putfaio. N. Y, Sept, 'J4. lhOl. It Is only necessary to boll a cotk lor five minutes to make It fit, aoj bottle. 1SI MiOMi t()WtJi' Huk n tVl or wlhe fgr at ka4 Sf wrt wart On uk tmwUtrt Los. for Us Sim of tl iVta. IrL m aaa lomii a Da MUaa S 5 0 0 w r 1 i 4 ire '4. .tr . i. . v .