AITCSS THE favored 1fce MMI7 asasic of toe dance ouutreaned L'jwt the air. Act the street it aeemed ao far away. That Joyeua world, feoua mj unhappy sphere, V Made ap Of wearjr tnU. day after day, Aud year by year. I taraed m from my window, with a aiirn. TVw mak' life's differences. O God, mt wide." I towid not ooiMiuer that ungrateful cry, Tho bard I tried. the street, neit Death's fri" insignia from the door was bunf. I beard the passers-by, low-voiced, repeat, "So fair, ao jouag." Arroes toe street ah, surely 'twas uot ao, That tbey were mourning who last night were gay. That yonder mansion wan a houe of woe, Where death held sway? Across the street, beside a siugle light, A cheerless company a ad watch kept. And she, the bomsged one of yesternight. Forever slept. Journal. r?tll Ht r t't I't'l' I HtltttW ; JOHN ALDEN'S INSURANCE J 4 4 4 I' t 1 1 tA444444M JOSIAH RKYNOLDS was a sUld, respectable man. whose life bad l--n uneventful and monotonous; he was what one might rail iu average man. He had obtained, when fourteen years of age, h position a errand boy lu a retail dry goods store. From this store no ambition luid ever tempted Uiui; there be bad re-liinltii-d, and in bis methodical way bad plodded step, by step, higher and bibb er, till be bad bs-ome head salesman tit u alry of fifteen dollars a week. JoMiiib. st the age of twenty-live, hud married. He loved bis wife In bis mill way; and then, as lie always Miiil. "It I 10 much ilii-uiT to live"' I'cmr Josiah discovered his mistake by tlie time be was the fniher of eight children; and often in bin despondent Innods lunged f.r the time when lie, 11 b;ipy bachelor, bud lived In hii attic mid Uiinil how and when be pleased Rut Josiah was a thoroughly honest malt, and after these retrospective and lecpoinloiil musings redoubh-d his ex ertion to solve the problem bow to 1'iiy rent, clothe his family, and settle the thousand mid one little bills con tiiiunily intruding themselves all on Mt'-'U dollars 11 week. I'.ut, to bis I te.Ut be It said, his family was pro lid.t! for well; the children were M;.m:;!y If cheaply clad; the Wife al ly .us locked neat, nor did they suffer lor friod. true, they had few amuse- -mjfy-r ctn.t, and poor Joslah fli 11 felt ashamed of hi threadbare oat. for ho would rather go shab by himself than be ashamed of his w Ife and children. In tiila manlier Josiah lived uutll his f i-i -i;itli year; then he received a ri'-': t surprise. Hi" employer bud each w ;n grown more feeble, and left more II nd moie the charge of tbo store to .iu ii.li. .Mj'iv men undiT such cir iii .wuiines would have demanded it: or pay, but not ho Joslah; it seemed ml) natural to him that he should vHe his lxHt endeavors to his em ploye!, who, however, made no cora uieut upon hi assistant's faithful work: but Joslnh wan content with the thought of duty properly per (oiUii'd. i 'h the morning of the first of March, losi.ih's birthday, he fame to the store tit In usual hour, but his pecdy coat lore cimu its lapel a little bunch of hotlio'.iw flowers, bin natal gift from bis wife and children. lie went to Ids work liKht henrtedly on this par t;. tiinr iimnittiK- It was bin nature to l.e liuppy, nud only an occasional : r;o)iiiy spell over Borne unusual ex-j-etiJe broke his generally unruffled vu';iity. This month)?, however, he Wni ptitticuhiriy happy. When he bad wmtrd himself fur bin breakfast of por ridge nud iiioIilsiiii ho hud found at lr1 ti!ate a bunch of flowers, which his wife, nmldat the Joyful wishes of her Hiildren, hud pinned upon his coat, innuje an it may seem, this matter-of-fact man had it passionate fondness for Cowers, rarely Kti!icd; but to-day, h he starteil to bis work., the remem brance of his happy home and the odor -if the (lowers stimulated hlin to a of unusual Joy. When his employer arrived Joslah Kreptcd him with 11 pleasant smile, but noticed regretfully how weak he swiited, "Ah!" he thought, "what a sorrow ful life for poor Mr. Alden, all alone .at this fiRe! I would not change places with Itlm, I am sure. What Is money vwlthout hnpplness?" ; "Jtmlali," Id Mr. Alden, "I have xtmth!u8 to any to you." "Yes, sir," answered Joslnh, sur prtspxl at the Impressive tone of his HMHter's volc). . "Jo!ab," said Mr. Alden. "you have been with me ever since you were a boy; 1 have watched the unfolding of your character, and I know you to be n trnly honorable and reliable man. 1 linve not been niimlnnnil of your faith fill services, nor am I Indisposed to rewtit'd them. I am getting old; I am now cltiity four years of age, and. In the ordinary course of events, I .cannot live much longer. Klnce my intir Hon died I have Ix-cn entirely alone, In the world. Wlmt I want to say Is this: I wish to give you full rhnrjie of the stow; I will tnke yon Into putnershlp, and u can have one half of the profits. All I nsk Is that yon take me Into your family, for STREET. the brixbt lirhu flawed and ouci mere rrhrrf thr night, across the street. I am weary of living alone. When I die 1 (hull leave you all I possess, in cluding an Insurance on my life of twenty thousand dollars. 1 oe that suit you?" Mr. Alden, who knewiis clerk well, was not surprised that be did not speak; it was, indis'd, and he knew it, u most Hilurlng prospect. Joslah was so stunned that he could not speak coherently. Through his mind rushed a picture of his past life; how he had always pinched and calculated to make both ends ni'-et ; the continual whirl ationt money, which hud become so much of a second nature that he Siiiire!) noticed it, but which, in bis retrospective glance, under the bright Illumination of this magnificent offer, weighed on his spirits like a pall. What! Hi' an eipial partner in the firm! lie an eipial sharer In t lie prolits! He the heir of Mr. Alden! It seemed incredible. "Well, Josiiih, what say you?" lie roused himself and said: "I don't know what U say, the of fer is ho unexpected and undeserved. 1 have never done more than my duty. and why you should lie so generous I do not know; really I do not know what to say or do." 'There Is nothing you need say, Jo siab, and but one thing to do allow me to have rny own way. My decision is uot a thing of the moment; I have thought of It long and often. The store does not puy very much about four thousand dollars a year still It has enabled me to lay up a snug fortune, and to place ujKin my life an Insur ance of twenty thousand dollars." Joslah listened to the old man's talk only with external application; he un derstood what was said, but each word conjured up a picture. At first his mind did not wander beyond the year ly Income of two thousand dollars; this sum. In contrast with his beggarly fifteen dollars a week, seemed Inex haustible. He thought of the many things he could do now. Maria, his wife, should have a silk dress, and should rest from the labor which had been wearing her out. Martha, his oldest daughter, should have the wish of her life granted, and should study music. Alfred should go to college; the other children should have their dresses when they grew up and he oh, be would get a new coat! With such roseate pictures did the two thousand dollars lill his thoughts; but when he allowed his mind to con template the time when he should pos sess Mr. Alden's entire fortune, it af fected him as a llasii of lightning does the eye. "Well, Joslah," said Mr. Alden, "let us go und have the partnership papers drawn up; then, us it is your birth day, you can take a holiday, some thing you have not bad in many years." "Just as you say, sir," sahl Josiah, meeily. Soon the business was transacted, Josiah signing all the papers In a dazed manner, unconscious of their contents. Then he hastened home, for he was anxious to confide to some one the Joy that tilled his heart: and to whom more properly than to her who had shared his privations and sorrows? When he reached his abode, a dingy house In an obscure back street, he found bis wife working upan a pile of shirts; this she had done for many years to eke out their meager exist ence. Joslah was not unused to the sight, since he had witnessed It day after day, but now he felt within his soul an Impulse of Indignation that his wife should be doing such work; so, while his wife gazed In astonishment at her llego lord, who never before In all their married life had returned so early from the store, ho stalked gran diloquently to the pile of shirts, gath ered them up aud cast them out of the door. "Joslnh Reynolds!" exclaimed the amar-emcnt-atrlcken wife, "are you crazy?" "No, Maria, 1 am not, but I do feel rather itrango here," said Joslah, tap ping hla forehead, "but crazy or not, you shall make no more shirts for Wringer & Starchem." "But, my dear, what shall we doT I made three dollars a week out of them; we can't get along without the j money." "Mrs. Hey molds" answered Joaiab. wit a a air of dignit. "the wife of the junior member of the firm of Alden k. Reynolds does not need to make shirt at three dollars a week." Maria was ready to burst Into tears. Never before had her dear Josiah called her Mrs. Reynolds; moreover, he frightened her with his strange actions and incoherent talk, aud. with a wom an's reasoning, she concluded he was insane. Ko the tears that had been gathering burst forth like a torrent, ac companied by a storm of sobs. "My dear Maria, what is the mat ter?" exclaimed the now awakened husband; "have 1 said or done any- 1 thing to offend you?" . j "No," sobbed Maria, "only go gone and go-got crazy!" "Why, Maria, I am not crazy; what do you mean by saying uo?" "What do you mean by talking about the tlrm of 'Alden & Reynold' when you are only a clerk getting fif teen dollars a week?" This was more than Josiah could stand. What! He, a partner in the lirm, accused of Iteing a clerk at fifteen dollars a week? It was an insult! In a voice of indignation be said: "Madam, I wish you to understand that I am neither fool nor crazy. This morning Mr. Alden tixik ine into part nership; I hasten to tell you the good news, and you accuse me of being In sane; nice encouragement. Is It not?" "Oh, Joslah, 1 am so glad!" said "is It really and truly true?" "Yes, it Is true; and, moreover. Mr. Alden is coming to live with us, and when he dies he will leave all his wealth to me. Maria, we are rich! No more pinching and contriving; we can live like human beings, and the chil dren can have a chance to be some body." "Oh, Jo. slab, I am so glad!" said Maria, and again the floodgate of tears was opened; but this time the tears were those of joy, and were soon dried up under her sun of happiness. "Now, Maria, as soon as the chil dren come we will have a little ex cursion and celebrate the birthday of the junior member of the firm of Alden & Reynolds." In the bosom of his family, Josiah, kind and benignant, celebrated the day which opened to him and bis such de lightful prospects. Next morning Joslah went to his work at the usual hour. The rest 0 the help congratulated him some hon estly, some enviously but all sub serviently, lie informed Mr. Allen that he could not receive him till a week had passed, for he was aUiut to move Into a new house. "You know, Mr. Alden." he said, "It would not do for the firm to live In such a neighborhood as that In which I formerly lived." "No, certainly not," assented Mr. Al den. In a week everything was arranged. Mr. Alden was installed with bis new purtner In a fine house, nicely fur nished. It was true Josiah was obliged to run in debt for the furnishings, but then the firm was good for it Mar tha had her music teacher; Alfred was sent to college; Maria was not allowed to do much of any work, except to oversee the girl; the children were finely dressed, and everything went as naturally as if the family had never economized on fifteen dollars a week. Mr. Aiden made his will, leaving his entire wealth to Joslah: but despite the kind care of Maria, he dally grew weaker. lie never went to the store, but Joslah, now always neatly dressed aud with a bud on bis coat, kept the business up to its usual stundard. though he had ceased to work as he was wont to do when a clerk. ltuslness was very satisfactory; the life Just suited Josiah; he felt himself expand and broaden; It pleased him to be called Mr. Reynolds by those who formerly called him Joslnh or even plain Reynolds. It gratified him to say to a good customer: "My partner, Mr. Alden, is not well; he is staying at my house;" or to say to a customer from out of town: "We dine at six; will you honor us?" For three months all was rose-colored then the bills began to come in the quarter's rent, bills from the house furnisher's, Alfred's college ex penses, tailors', grocers', butchers' and a thousand und one other bills poured In like an avalanche, till the poor man was nearly distracted, and found it even hinder to make both cuds meet (ban when working for fifteen dollars a week. Pride ,v .Id not allow him to recede from his position, and by hook and by crook he managed to make things come out nearly right; but was obliged to borrow a few hun dreds from a friendly broker, who knew the circumstances of Alden's will, and who readily took Josiah's note. Months went on thus, outwardly pleasant to all, but Joslah found him self steadily getting into debt lo the friendly broker on whom he had to call to keep up his credit and appearance. "It Is only for a short time," he ar gued. "Mr. Alden cannot live much longer, then I will have the whole store and all his money." Thus Joslah went on, calculating on the death of his benefactor, till from calculating he grew to thinking. "What is the good of his living? He Is of no use to himself or others, hud only stands In the way of my advance ment. Well, ho cannot last much longer, for he grows weaker day by day." This was Indeed true; Mr. Alden was tumble to leave his room; he had no particular ailment, seeming to suc cumb merely to old age. A year had passed and Joslnh owed the broker about one thousand dollars. When he lion owed his last Installment his friend said: "How long do you think old Alden will last?" "I do not know. lie la now eighty- five years of age, snd certainly shoulo uot last very much longer." "I do uot know aliout that." wild the broker. "I was talking with a lif insurance agent a few days ago, am' be said that ai-ording to the mortality tables of the insuram-e company a man of eighty five years could expect to live fur five years." "What groaned Josiah. "do you think Mr. Alden will live to be nine ty r "According to the table he can."" said the broker, producing a series of tables compiled by one 1'. K. Chase Josiah looked eagerly at the Ixxik. Yes. there it was: "Expectancy of Ufe eighty-live years 5.1S years." "So Mr. Alden will live to lie nine ty." he said, looking blankly at the broker. "So it seems," said bis friend, calm ly lighting a cigar. "And w hat am I to do, run into debt all this time. Will you wait and still furnish me with money?" and Josiah wetted his lips anxiously. "I will wait." said the broker, "but you will have to pay me a larger rate of Interest." "Anything at all," eagerly resMiinhil Joslah. "I cannot go back now, but, oh, I wish this suspense were over! Why will be not die and leave his money where It will do some good?" Josiah went home gloomy and thoughtful ; he did not notice the many respectful salutations he received; his mind was tilled with but one Idea; one thought Intrudi-d Itself and rang in his ears with monotonous insistence nine ty years, ninety years. When be reached his home he savagely repulsed the children who came to him with a recently learned timidity; snarled at his wife, and hastened to his room. This manner had become habitual with him and had caused Maria many tears, as her mind reverted to the time when they were happy and con tented on fifteen, dollars a week, lu the privacy of his own room Joslah gazed once more at the insurance ta ble. The figures stared at him: "Expectancy of Life eighty five years 5. IS years." "Yes. he will live to lie over ninety," he said, bitterly, dancing down the column, his eye fell upon the figure ninety, with a cry of anguish: he read: "K.vpectancy of Life ninety years 4.1i! years." "(ireat heavens!" he exclaimed, "then he will not die till he Is ninety four." As If directed by an external power, his eye followed down the col umn of figures till lie reached ninety four. There he read: "Kxpectancy of Life ninety-four years 3.40 years." lie groaned aloud. Feverishly he once more scanned the column. "He will be ninety-seven," he moaned. Once more the figures seared them selves upon his brain. "Expectancy of Ufe ninety-seven years three years." Joslah dropped the book, his face blanched to the color of its leaves. "I see it all now," he exclaimed. In a hollow voice, "this man can never die; I might continue this column on indefinitely, but there would always lie something left He shall always live to mock me with the anticipation of wealth I shall never obtain!" Next morning the old man was found dead In bed: strangled to death, the coroner said. Joslah was arrested, and In one of lucid Intervals, for ho was undoubtedly insane, confessed the crime. He was confined in an Insane asy lum, and the property left by Mr. Al den was managed by Maria with the same care she had displayed in the management of fifteen dollars a week. Waverley. FEAR "Dl ABOtlCAL MACHINE." March of Knllirhtenment Una Not Yet Kenched Tarascon Diiitrict. A story reputed to come from the Tarascon district of France carries one hack to nn experience of Ihe pioneer telegraphers iu China. Near the large Chinese towns the laying of the first telegraph Hues went, on smoothly, and even between distant villages the work, while not by any means favored by the inliabilants, met with no seri ous opposition. I'.ut when the wind began to play through the wires, and the superstitious villagers heard in the weird singing and moaning borne on every liltle breeze what they thought was the wailing protest of the gods of their forefathers, whose eter nal rest was being disturbed, they chopped down the poles over miles of the line in n single night, and the tel egraph had to wait until the inarch of en'ighlenment reached that part of the country. That was tunny years ago, but in point of intelligence the Taras con native of to-dny does not appear to have made much headway in the meantime. As the story goes, n tele phone service was to be established in Ktienne des Ores, n Tarascon village. Receivers, transmitters and batteries complete were ready to start for the village, when the expressman heard that the Inhabitants, believing that the Instruments were a machination of the devil, were determined to prevent their Introduction, and were arming them selves with shovels and picks and mis cellaneous farming Implements for a resolute struggle Ihe man said he was notedly willing to confide his cart and its contents to the electrl clans, but he w as not In the least dis posed to risk his life In the fanatical company that was awaiting him. A wire to Marseilles for Instructions brought hack the answer that the cart was to be left at Tarascon. The se quel has not transpired, but mean while the good folks of Rt Etlenne des Ores swear that they will hare nothing to do with the "diabolical ma chine" that carrlea a whisper from Ca lais to Toulon. f MMlMMtMtMl f FAVORITES H 1 1 14 tl I I I I ! H I I H I I Die Wacht Am Rhein. With thunder shout the air is rent. Like roar of waves and sword clash bleut. Now, of the German Rhine so free. Who will tbe river's guardian be?" Chorns: Thou. Fatherland, uiay'at tranquil he. Thy faithful sons will watch o'er thee; Steadfast and true each son, each sou of thine. Stauds sentry o'er our Rhine, our noble Rhine! The people hear that mighty cry, Like lightning flashes ev'ry eye; That laudtnark ev'ry heart will keep, And watch unsleeping o'er the deep. Thy tide reflects the heav'ns above. And heroes gaze ou thee with love. And proudly breathe a vow to thee. Thou. Rhine, shalt ever German be. So long as blood flows in each vein. Or hands to draw the sword remain, And while an arm is in the land, No foe shall walk upon thy strand. The waves re-echo back the cry. The standards iu the breeze doth fly. The Rhine, the German Rhine, so free. Yes, we will all thy guardians be. Mux Siiineckenbcrger. If I Should Die To-night. If I should die to-night And you should come to my cold corpse and sny. Weeping and heart sick o'er my lifeless clay If I should die to-night: And you should come in deepest grief and woe And say, "Here's that ten dollars that I owe" I might arise in my large white cravat And nay, "What's that?" If I should die to-night And you should come to my cold corpse and kneel. Clasping mv bier to show the grief jou feel I say, if I should die to-night And you should conic to me, and there and then Just even hint 'hont pnyin' me that ten, I might arise the while: Rut I'd drop dead again. lien King. KING OF DIME NOVELISTS. Kujcene T. Sawyer Keveala Secrets of HpellbindinK Literature. F.ugene T. Sawyer, "the king of dime novels," Is at present city edi tor of a newspaper In San Jose, Cal., and is a "genial, sadly smiling gentle man," "the mildest mannered man that ever scuttled a ship or cut a throat." He has tracked and slain more vil lians and rescued more heroines, wt are told, than Dumas himself. "His editions are not measured by thou sands, but by carloads. He probably holds the championship for story writing, with upward of seventy-fivt-hooks to his credit." Mr. Sawyer when asked to outline his idea of the foun dation of the dime novel replied: "To a man whose life Is measured by yards of ribbon or pounds of cheese, or bounded by the four dingy wal.'s of the counting-house a dime novel is a revelation and a delight Most of my readers are mere 'supers' on the stage of life. They are not In themselves picturesque. Nothing romantic ever happens to them. For all these, hun gry for something to take out of them selves, the dime novel provides a thrill per page, the only real mental stimu lus they are capable of. The heroes that -trut through the pages of the 'yellow back' are the only interesting persons they ever hobnob with. No wonder they love Nick Carter." "I begin thinking with Ihe first word set down, and not before. Of course, I must begin with something that will attract intercut. The old method ustsl to ' e something like this: 1 Help! Help! Help! These words rang out into the air on a cold No vember night in a little town not twenty mils from New Y'ork. Some one was In dire need, but the whole country seemed deserted.' "And then immediately there was a row of stars, after which the para graph wont on: " 'Twenty years ago Ephriam Gob son was the most respected citizen in New Potsdam, and Huldah, his sunny halred daughter, was called the pret tiest gill In the village, etc' "Rut I fancy 1 revolutionized the opening of the dime novel. Writers of the magazines have learned bow necessnry it is to begin the plot with t Ho first word, and do it perhaps more artistically, but1 it's the same principle. For Instance In 'Ransom Arand.t, the California Detective,' I start: " 'We will have the money or you shall die! . "Or, iu another one I thought rath er striking: "'8 wear the defendant!' "And in 'The Dead Man's Hand' the opening line was this: "it Is a case of mysterious disap pearance, Mr. Carter.' "Sometimes it is harder to get n good opener than a good title, though the title and the 'cover situation' are what usually sill the book. That last quotation Is from 'The Dead Man's Hand; or, Nick Carter's Matchless Method.' The main thle was suggest d 0 me by the pul 1 shits, who thought it would sell well, and from that phrase 1 built up the whole book." The "Nick Carier" s.ries brought h Ir author about $50 per novel, each 00k running to about 25,000 words. The "Log Cabin" novels were twice as kmc and broogM 1100 aptac. M Sawyer cenfeaaae that ta writer as dime novels la never likely to beeaaH rich, but be finds compensation in thii branch of literature, nevertheless. H eoncludw : "I have always been a reader as we if as a t iter f dime novels, though I d not read only that class of HterUurt by any n-eans. 1 have read them sine I was a Iwy and still read them, now peihajis frou curiosity and becaus ol my knowledge of the technique of IhU particular kind of fiction. It is. how ever, only the i'Lmerged tenth' whs hear cheap stories. I have been In tht book shops and seen bankers and cap italists gravely paying their nickels foi the same tales their own elevator boyi read. I have known literar men t confess that they had read tales ai bad as mine with interest and excite ment "Such yarns are about as good a remedy for brain fag as you could find. They're easy and require little effort of mind. You can read "The Pirate ol tbe Caribees' when your nerves forbid ethical discussi ins. ? "They say that dime novel wrltert are born, not made. It Isn't so easy ai -It looks. Of course, I never made any claims to literary quality and hav never tried for 'style.' My books wen frankly 'pot boih rs,' and I think I bav ' a sense of humor enough to know i where they stand. Still, Louise Alcotf did it once; I'm on a bad eminence I know, but though my work was at trashy, it never pandered to any de praed tastes. For a dime novel yoi require only three things a riotom imagluat'on, a dramatic Instinct, and 1 right hand that never tire. I nevet revised a line or crossed out a word, But I doubt if every one could writt that way offhand, as it were, and turj out a story that a messenger boy oouH no more have half done than a foi terrier could stop in the pursuit of I rat." Chicago Chronicle. EFFECT OF PROSPERITY Trnvelin fclmwg Could Not Fecais Kimiieh Helpera to Handle Tent. "A circus handicapped by prosperit sounds like pipe talk, but that was tin experience I had last summer," sait Gejrge Rowies, who until two monthi ago was press agent for the Barnun i Kailcy circus and was in town o Wednesday doing some advance worl for a new star. "All circus routes are based upon tht prosperity of the different sections o the country. A section in which cropi are good and the banks are flourishing gets the circus, but a section when there has been a failure of crops or ot big manufacturing enterprises- t passed up by the. advance agent whi maps the route. This is a good policj and is followed by every circus of anj size, but last summer for the first Una in all my theatrical experience wt were burdened by a surplus of prog perlty. "When the circus was In Washlna. ton reports stated that our canvassmej and laborers had gone on strike. Thee reports were inaccurate, but they foi lowed us wherever we went Th truth of the matter was, our men d serted upon their Individual Initiative and not because of any concertet movements to secure more money a reduction in their working hours. "Times were so prosperous that an; man with a good pair of biceps eoub not only get a job, but would hav people bidding for his services ant many employers who wanted good husky boys overbid tbe circus,' whew upon the canvassman, figurative!; speaking, folded his individual ten and silently stole away. These desei tlons were so frequent that the circu for about six weeks was constantly b more or less trouble. We sent every where for men. From the waterfron in New Y'ork and other cities we go sailors because they knew how to han die ropes, but they were with us onlj a short while, until some e.nterprisini citizen with his own labor trouble, would offer them fancy wages, the) they would skip out and we woult have to hunt again. "The trouble was solved only when for the first time In the history of th, circus, Mr. Railey Imported a largi force of Virginia negroes, who wen greatly pleased with the exeitemen and novelty of circus life. He trie hard to avoid this move, but then was too much doing, for white men, t leave any other recourse." Washing ton Times. When Golf Was Taken Serlotisl On September 9, 1037, Franc! Rroune, son to John Rroune, wnbsta In Banff, was convicted by the borroi or justice court of the burgh of break iiig '"to the buitlie of Patrick Shan) and slealing therefrom "sume gol( ballis," and the judges "ordainit thj km Id Francis to be presentlie tackej and carelt to t lie gallowshlll of thl bitrghe, nud hanglt on the gallowi thereof to the death, whereof WilHaq Wat, dempster of the said assyb; gaive doome." St. James' Gazette. Her Statns. "Why do you still call her a 'fin d siecle girl'?" "What's the matter with that?" "Why, since that means literally, th 'end of the century girl, It was onlj used in speaking of girls toward th dose of the last century " "Well, that's when she was a girl." I'hllndelphia Lodger. The Way of the Trsnnressor. "Y'es, be fooled me completely. II had such a smooth way with hlin." "Which proves that the way of thj trnnsgressor Is most successful wh It's smooth." Philadelphia Ledger. ' At the age of 21 a man knowa a lo more about women than he ever wl at any subsequent stage of hla