, - - f . 1 &sAL '- r rs t K-at,-' ft . ': ft. THE HISKING BEL A coui:r cjl- : -o-i wii! ul AO olj-fllsilloliej iiUsklll',; fit And !h-iv h- nrl S'j.. Who, ithvut un I. I", .Jooseut.d his iwr'O'i !o L. At touch of l.er tibjf-.- 'lit A forfait of ronrs- to j.:i lie klJPK ttliat I., it.. And so did she, i. IB Spite f lir iillloceiil :i That clulnii.iii i-,i ymi t'l.n 1 With red ears Kiiificiruliv dminl. It must have been iru The time he kis--ed Sue; Vir the con was outragfousiv slns-ked. New York News. tar f.nn rs all t urtitl red. jsmgs ar ;rt. tt mm 1 1 1 h 1 1 ; rt r i-t r i "i "i "i -w 1 f JOSIAH THE CLAIM-JUMPER 4 4-4-4: t lilt. I4-44-44 OKlAH GODBOLT was new to tfjl the Sliasta. hills. He was new to any hills, anl, of course, be w as Dew to the milieu. Hi- was new to ev erything western, ami new to almost everything not relating directly or indi rectly to the swamp lands of ttie Mi sisslppi, where boys prow ho fast into human sapling that liy the lime they are stubbly of chin their legs are long enough for them to stride away, or to the locomotion of a St. Ivouis street car. Uodbolt had been a conductor on a street ear not!! that cvcntfis! slay when Ills ear collided while he wax en gaged in helping a small girl with her banket, and he was discharged. He had had wages due him sufficient to pay LU fare to California, which seem ed the place most distant from the aceue of his yielding to a weakness. Hither he had come in a hurry. Hut Josiuh knew, or, to be pmisc. he "al- I lowed" that he wanted a copper mine. As he had no snug fortune with which to buy one, his recourse was to di.- cover a new ledge and plaster his no th'e of locution upon it. These are sidelights upon the trail along which Fate led Josiah to Pete Han-lay. Rariiay was a tenderfoot -nearly twenty years before Josiah ,;, born. the back room now, says lie' willing to pay big for somebody to go up the hill with him to-night and keep some old claim or other from being Jumped." The remark wan not lost upon Josiah GodbolL and as he toiled after Barclay along the trail, winding tip hillsides and around little peaks, (sometimes un- oer trees ana usually through dense chemise, he asked: "Will this Flat foot party try to Interfere witii us to-night, do you reckon?" "You'd Iwtter save your wind to get j up in- .-i.. uoin, mill-ail ui WIlNIJllg It asking questions," answered old Pete; "and liesides, a pine tree, such as you tie, with a six-shooter handy, ought to be able to bluff off a half breed, any way." It was while they were cooking sup per In a Heci tided spot In the ravine, Just Im-Iow the llrst of the claims they had come to operate ujmmi that night, that Josiah learned more of Henry Flat foot. It would seem that he must be the loss bad citizen of Shasta ('unity. Hardily told Josiah that the half breed bad shot at many men in various tights, had stabbi-d one or two. mid bore the record of his encounters in scars over his body and a ioiig knife mark across his left cheek. "He served Four decades he had spent in getting j" term in San iiientin." wenl on liar into such close and fortune -hunting clay, ruminating. "It was after he communion with the "likely spots" of tried to hold up the Riehcr stage, up '.oust the Sierra .eadas and tht Hai: . that lie had really become a part of the mountains. He was so gray and weathered, and so perfectly attuned to the surroundings, that be could squat among the little bowlders on a Shasta hillside and a jack-rabbit might bop over and wTabii its back Hgaiust a corner of him without noting the difference. Fortune had not al ways been menu to him, and if he was foretcr at the ebb it was mainly be cause, like all chronic prnsix-ctors, he ktieiv a gixid deal more about hunting for mineral than about using Jt after ho found II. Once, at Cherokee, he took out nuggets as large as buzzards' eggs: nt nan tsar ne piped down a bank which washed ten thousand dol lars in ten days, and a week later, in a gambling house but that is not this story. Josiah (iodholt, tired of mucking at the Iron .Mountain, ami resolved to make a find for himself, drew his sti pend and went to Wedding. Pete liar- clay, driven away from the high alti tudes of Coffee Creek by the flying simw. was in town with the price of four weeks' living used out of his shal , low dust-sack when he met Josiah in the lime Goose resort. "You're fresh e:i null from nowhere to have some g;-(".u!ioni lurk with you." commented ISa relay. "You're long enough on the be't to teaih me how to find a copper in. ic." was Josiah's theory. And so th" iiartnership was formed. 1! relay did know of a copper prosper-! which seemed large enough to meet the ideas of the young Missou rln:i, to say nothing of bis own hopes, e.ov modified by experience. He knew where a streak as of half worn off red paint ran through a ravine and over a hilltop, back from Copley, within rifle fhot ol the great lialaklaht. This red gfx-au meant more than an Iron crop ping, of that he was certain. On the Fourth of July, when every miner of ths section had gone to Uedding for Uie celebration, he had improved the unv.-atclied opiMUtunity to pick into the vein where the hill sloughed away, and lie had found copjier sulphurets. The obstacle Which prevented Harclay from taking up the two claims which the red streak crossed was- that they al ready lwre the location notices of Hen ry Flutfoot, half-breed, drunkard and fighter. The half -breed hnd been keen enough to see that there was value there, but too lazy to get down to It, or even to do his assessment work, re quired by law, Pete Barclay had wait ed his opportunity. In another night the year would expire, and wlthdt the location notices of the half-breed. The first man upon the Rpot after the hour of midnight could re-locate those two valuable claims. The surest way was i for a man to be on each of the claims exactly at twelve o'clock to tear down Flat foot's notices and post new ones of tbelr own. This was what Pete Car clay bad in mind in taking partner. An old miner and a young one drop ped from the enlKMse of the afternoon freight train nt Copley, and slung down tlieir packs while tbey went in to pat ronize the bar, which constituted half tfje town. The older miner was care ' al to explain to the dispenser of re freshments and the loungers In the pUee that he and bis companion were ' " going to the Balaklala to work. "See- , iTJ you're ot Jobs, It ain't worth :vr;r.J," Mid toe proprietor, "but . "173 rCa. who's a -gambling in you way, and was shot in Hie shoulder. I hey chased him for live days. He was so near petensj out that he even threw away his gun, or some of them wouldn't have lieen so hot to overtake him. At last they caught him in a deep cave on the MeCloud, ami how do you s pose they kuew he was back in the dark hole'r It was by the shine of his eyes; they were just like an animal's." It was very dark in the iiiiis at inn. o'clock. At that hour. Pete lianiay stationed Josiah ;xilx!t beside the scrub-oak upon which Henry Flatfoot's location of the claim was posted, with the Instruction that when lie could feel both hands of his big silver watch. r i.!.t. .i... . , , . . iioiu niiicn me crystal mm Oeeri re moved, pointing straight upward, he was to tear down the half-breed's no tice and tack up their own as noiseless ly as jMjssilile. Then he was to stand guard !esi(,. the sign of their posses sion until morning Pete would do the same on the other claim. "Ami what if somelxiijy rouies snort ing around here and wants to elean me out?" askiil Josiah. "Well, the law gives a man the right to defend his property in the certalnest way he knows how, and that's my best gun you've got In your belt there." re filled Pete, as he felt his way into the little trail which led to the other claim, half a mile sway over the hiil. J oh la h found his vigil growing tedi ous rapidly. He feared to move aliout In the darkness, lest he should lose the tree, and he hud been advised not to disclose his presence to chance prowl ers by striking a light. For the same reason he checked a half-iuvoluntary impulse to whistle. He slid to the ground, with his back against the tree and occupied himself with thinking over all he had heard about the half- breed, who would own the very ground upon which he was sitting for more than two hours to come. Supoosini' Henry Flatfoot should take a notion to visit the claim while it still belonged to him? Who would be the intruder then, and on whose side would the law be? Josiah moved his big foot, and the crackling of a twig beneath it startled him and set his heart to beating. The darkness was so Intense that Jo siah could see as little with his eyes open as with them shut. He could not see the hand on his crooked-up knee, and he could not see his right hand, which, somehow, seemed com fortable only when It rested upon the butt of the revolver swung loosely In his leather belt Many the night when he had followed the dogs nt a run In the bottoms along tbe Mississippi until the 'possum was treed and the axes could be swung to fell the perch, but he had not supinised that a night, when neither snow nor rain was falling, could lie as dark as this. Clouds bid every star. In shifting his position he was delighted to discover u glow worm. He seized the insect, find draw ing up his cowhide shoes, smeared phosphorous on the toe of each. He could now follow the motion of his feet when he moved them, and he felt more collected. With limbs numb from sitting so long in this posture, Josiah pulled out his watch in" haste. Surely it'was al ready past midnight. Tbe long hand was undoubtedly pointing straight up, but an angle separated the short hand from It It was eleven o'clock. If Henry Flatfoot were coming to fry to v his claims be would arrive during j the next boor. Josian tri-d to keep I thoughts of the deKw-rate Iiiduu out of ; bis uiiud. The night had tn-en very ! stiil. Suddenly the brush crackled Ki.gnuy. josiau louna When all at silent again that he had uiieon-iousiy risen to his feet and was supM,rting himself with one band aalu.-t the tret while in the other he gripped hi re volver. It was only a rabbit moving i in the chemist-, of cvurse. He restored the weajem to its phu-v and sank down again. After a time a sound in the brush off to the other side set him a 'lUiver again, but be eouvmcei himself that only a toad could make such a wee noise, though it had sounded loud enough at first. When a strange night bird cried out he did not move or touch his gun, and be told himself that he bad banished his silly fears. The night was cold, but somehow he did not feel the chili. During the last half-Lour before utid night, Josiah held bis watch on his palm, and with his fingers followed the long hand as it mounted the dial. Any- Isxly would know that if the half briHHl Henry Flatfoot were coming to prevent his location notice from lieing torn down, he would not have waiUsI until so late to come. Josiah could feel his palm perspiring Iieneath the cold case of the watch when at last both bauds were squarely uMn the figure twelve. In a moment be was uim his feet ripping the half rotten cloth sign from its place uimiii the tns The new pie-e of cloth a foot square he spread against the trunk, whether right side or wrong side to the bark he neither knew nor thought, and tiegau to drive tacks with his heavy pocket-knife. The sound of the hammering was like the thunder ing of a stamp-mill to him, and yet bis ears caught that cautious sound in the chemise. He drofiied bis knife and drove the rest of tbe tacks with the sheer strength of his callous lingers. Then he dropped to the ground upon his kniss and waited. The quiet va absolute. Yet Josiah knew that the soutd he bid heard was not made by n rabbit or by a toad. Something a goc! deal larger than either had moved !n the briMh within a hundred feet of blni. He was on his own ground u m but somehow be was more nervous ti .,n before. Tense ly he waited. At lost it came again. Just as he knew it no.ild. Somethin or souielsxlv was moving slowly to ward the little clearing. In the midst of which was the tree beneath which he crouched. Two steps, three steps, the tiling would stop, wait in silence, and then come on. With his long pis tol across bis knees and gripped tight ly. Josiah bent forward. The sound was most like that which a man would make in crawling. Only one man on earth could have any reason to ap proach that lonely spot by stealth at that hour of the night, and that man would be .Henry Flatfoot, the half bnsMl desperado, liming to we wheth er the notice by virtue t which iie had held this mining claim had b-en disturbed. The sounds were repeated, and again ceasisj. Another sound broke the hush: "Henry Flatfoot the is.wr !s now on my side; you'd better go bark so help you Gawd!" There was a light commotion in tiie chemise. Perhaps the unseen had heeded the warning, and was now re treating. Hut in another ten seconds the steps came on again. Fpou the straiuiH gaze of Josiah Ihere burst two balls us of yellow lire. fhey dazzled him even as his senses told him what they must be. Such eyes as those burning out of the dark ness there into his own. Josiah God Imlt had never dreamed existed, and he knew negro superstitions liLa a book. The hellish eyes wen; growing into the size of full moons, and they seemed to be coming, coming. Silence, awful, ominous; then a pis tol shot rang out. Two screams suc ceeded almost on the Instant. One shrill cry was from Josiah. who had tired, the other from the spot where the j eyes had vanished, and the brush crackled as with a heavy body plunged buck into It When, Just as daylight was chasing away the last shadow, Pete Harclay stepped from the trail Into the clearing where he bad left his partner, the spec- Hie which met him caused him to stop md titter a characteristic exclamation. In a heap upon the ground by the tree was Josiuh. His face was white and drawn almost past recognition. His eyes were bleared and teury. In both hands his pistol was clutched, and it was held ready for instant use. Har clay moved up to hiin and gently wrenched away the weapon. "What In the name of all the gliosis has hap pened to you, Jo?" he asked, with a tenderness of which no one would have suspected him. "Over there," whispered Josiah, pointing. "What's over there, the ghosts?" "The half-breed," piped Josiah. "Lord Gawd, I had to kill him." He sank his head upon his knees. Pete Harclay went over to where the brush was beaten down, and peered Into the thicket. There, lifeless, lay a gaunt, ugly form. Josiah had shot the panther squarely between the now half -closed eyes. San Francisco Argonaut. jdgfe Science off ladiatiuim. but which emits them vxjutaiii-uusly all the time, night ud day. Following the lead of KecqucrH Niioe. and M. Curie made an eibaustite examination of the pitchblende, which uas ludio-active. It was a task of ujlfb separations, of continual divid ing, tit constant asi-ayiiiirv until at The birds of I-apljnd are reported lat nothilig was left Imt the (.alt that by H. Gwbel to number !!" species. ' is now known as radium :dt. Of these 1.T! -ert:tiiiiy hnvl in that I Tbe material possibilities of radium country, thirty-four probably do so. ; are enormous. A'uiong many sugges-sevciitt-cii are stragglers and iix in- j tloos as to the oute une are; The trans fer visitors, one is au o.-ean spceh-s mutation of me als (the making of gold and seven are een only iu the Solo-' ho solving the problem of light without heat, the perfection of wire less commuuicatioii. the cure of cer- vetski Islands. A itovel watch iu Zurich is iu the form of a bail which moves impercept ibly down au inclined plane without rolling. There Is no spring, the sliding tain phases of blindness, uew source of beat, and, since it would now seem that there is, after ail, but one sub- givlug motion to the hands.and the trip; tahee iu the world (which appears to frjiu top to bottjw of tbe Inclined sur I our untutored sense to assume varioun face, a distance of slxteeu iuche. re- forms merely because each form cvn quire twenty four hours. The ball j4 ' "'ns a special number of particles to then lifted again to the top. the atomi, chemistry may un lergo such The Highland luilway Comjxihy of! Great Kritain announces that it has completed arrangement for telephonic communication between trains and sta lions on Its line, thus not only greatly lessculng the danger of wrecks on the road but also enabling Its passengers to communicate with friends and busi ness associates while traveling from place to place, A tret- using aluminum almost to the exclusion of other mineral elements has been rejiorted in New .South Wale by H. G. Smith, of Sydney. It is known botaulcally as Orltes excelsu. It. Hr., and the aluminum Is depolt-d as a basic succinate, other flowering plants show only a trace of aluminum. although It seems to serve as a food of cryptograms. 'ugo Haiberger. of Munich. Ger many, has found that when an elec tric current is sent into the earth by thrusting one of the terminals into the ground, the worms and siihIIs within a radius of Fix feet or moie crawl out and get away from the affected area. Their behavior seemed to him to indi cate that they were distn-ssisl by the electricity, and lie suggests that the remarkable effect of an ibstrlc cur tent In stimtd itlng the growth of p ants may be nally due to the exter- ' iiiniition of paraitcs about th ir roots, ! lather than to a dliectly beiie.' clal in tiuelnv upon the plants thctiischi s. A comparison between the heating projicli.cs of acetylene and coal gas siiows that the heat uni:s developed per cubic f.sii are IsVi ami Ulio, re spectlvely, the temperature of the acetylene flame being about '2.i' de-gre-s Fahrenheit. Willi an acetylene burner consuming two cubic feet of ga per hour a quart of water brought from a temperature of about ,V degrees to the boiling point in about light and a half minutes. I uder sim ilar conditions It required ten and a quarter mlnuti-s for the illuminating gas to accomplish the same results, though the burner use. sixteen cubic feet of gas per hour. King Mchelik of Abyssinia, propos ing to take advantage of the scientific methods of minting coin which prevail Id the civilized world, has Just import- ' ed from Germany an outfit of machin- ery for his mint, which is to be set ip at his capital, AddisAbaba. The last I stage of the long Journey of this ma-chlm-ry will lie by caravan, and a mouth will be occupied iu thus truns- porting It from the nearest raliwav sta tion. It is sui, that Mein-Iik, who for several years has had a limlt.sj silver coinage circulation In his kingdom the coins were struck for him In France has accumulated more than 110.000 pounds of gold bullion, besides a still larger amount of silver, await ing the arrival of the minting machines. a rejuvenation as will result In tht uiost unheard-of discoveries. Already a hypothesis has been work ed out to the effect that the emanations from radium and kindred substances are on a par with the rays which go tu make up the aurora borealis. It is. In fact, thought quite possible that the aurora Is merely cathode or Roentgen rays on a gigantic scale, and the phe nomenon of Roentgen rajs Is analo gous to that of radium rays. Out of this has come the suggestion that may s-xin lie able to predict ueathef changes with greater accuracy than heretofore. The U'aring of the dis covery on astronomical speculation a!--Is ltnortatit. DISCOVERY OF RADIUM. It Is a Product of Pitchblende 1 tm fcffect on the l.odr. No one, not even Mine. Curie, the Jiscoveier, has yet s-eu radium In a pure state, says Theodore Waters In Everybody's Magazine. It has beeu pos.-sil.le to obtain it so far only Iu com bination with other material, it I Judged by the effect of its properties, which are truly remarkable, it la a product of pitchblende, which is found deep In the earth. The quantity al ready found la so small that the figur ative price of a gram has been placed ! IN OLD DAYS OF THE BUSES A Philadrihin Mon'i Cnllrrtien ol the Kir.t 1 It-keta. It is odd to think of a common ex change ticket having a greater com mercial value than one trolley fare, and yet K. H. Ji. Fraley, of tills city, has a collection of somewhat similar coupons that he would not sell for very nearly the cost of an -entire line of stn-et cars. For they are none other than genuine tickets for the first llim of omnibuses eer operated iu Phila delphia. W hen Mary Deschamp inaugurated, in the carry MOs. the lirst Philadelphia bus line, she Mood supreme In a vast and unlimited held, she was French, as her name Indicates, and when still joiing In tier business career linked lioth her liuatuial and matrimonial for tunes w ith au enterprising fellow coun tryman, Joseph Glenats. The busi ness prospered amazingly, and was ex tended so frequently that Glenats be came universally known us the "Na po'con of omnibuses." Ti'o Napoleon and lias wife soon had ovci L'w buses in owration on most of the principal streets of the city. The Starting point for all the routes wui the old Merchants' Fxehungo. now the n-constructed Stock Ilxihange. at Third, Hock and Walnut streets. All the business, life of Philadelphia ten tered at that place, and from there all the buses started, at half hour In tervals, their trijis northward on Sec ond. Third, Fourth. Fifth and Sixrh Mrccts. The upper end of the route was usually Poplar street, und th" M.ilie was located ut Heach and Pop lur streets. The Hcschau p -Glenats alliance, how cer, was not always allowed to tread its "primrose path" liic hei-ked. After some years of prosperity a formidable (ompetitor arose in shrewd Jacob Pe lers, whose new Tenth street line thrived amazingly. It Is said to have. prosered largely on account of the penurious methods of Its proprietor. It Is even asserted that In squaring i ciounts with a certain driver on evening the employe misappropriated 0 cen's belonging to the bus magnate ami was discharged on the spot. Phi! tidciptin Record. Why "Can Not" la Popular. "Have you ever noticed," said tht man who finds fault, "how many pco pie avoid the contraction 'can't' now adaya and make use of the two words, Van not?' I have been so much struck by the prevalence of the latter expres sion that I to ik pains to Inquire Intc the cause of It. "I find that many people have adopt ed the double term because, havinf i beeu brought up iu a locality whert (iratitnile, "lio yon expect your subjects to hold you In any sort of affection or esteem?" said the pearl of the bnrein. "I don't know why not." rejoined the Sultnn. "it seems fo tne that the peo ple I have not massacred ought to be right grateful for being overlooked." Washington Star. A man who Is a gentleman only by tbe grace of his tailor doesn't count for much. Bl (UHrtlll If mar tin !. !!...... i ire,. o,,,.,,!., :... ..:! '"- MUIlJ f 'a' prevailed, the; - " s- ......... ... ... ,v BIVICH U1IU11 IUC ; ., f, . . , . . ,1 oim it. iiiiiiusnum- in mini m-ni looguef around 'cahu't,' and since they believe surface somewhere, but the man who found a quantity of it in a state of any thing like purity would probably not live to tell the (ale. The particles ttlil. h fly from It are charged with elec tricity, and at night It shines forth with a plywpboreacence which has been shining since the beginning of all things, and which will go on shining until the final extinction of all matter. A small quantity of it in the possession of M. Curie has caused the most painful blisters when brought In contact with the skin. A small par ticle of radium salt was sealed in ji glass tube, placed In a pasteboard box and tied to Prof. Cmie's sleeve for an hour and a half. It produced a sup purating sore, which did not beal for over three months. Prof. Curie thinks that a person entering a room contain ing a pound of radium would be blind ed. The first suggestion toward the dis covery of radium runic when a wrt ern college professor demonstrated the fact that many common substances have the power of storing up sunlight and emitting it again nt nigh!. Com mon sugar is the most luminous of these substances. Not only does fhe ftugiir emit light at night, but the dls- that plain, every-day can t stampi them as being of Inferior origin, thej cultivate 'can rot.' "That requires no short 'a,' and al though Its persistent use may savor ol affectation, it strikes the iiersons whe can not get around 'cahn't' as a great improvement on the short 'a' 'can't' Not All Mih. A brand-pew young father had lieen talking a blue streak about his baby at one of the Itrooklyn clubs. Aftet he had gone away one of the wearj listeners said: "To hear him take on you'd think bit was the only youngeter ever. Why hang It they say a baby Is born every five minutes In New York City." "Yes," responded' an eld riy man. who had once bem a y.ung father'blm sclf, "but, you see, they're not all his.' Come to think of It, that's probably so. I-'. til in ph. Ho had a cold and who ran tell? Hr might perchance lisve gotten well; Hut everything folks suld would curs He took. Tim end was swift iiml sure. Washington Slur. bun t gypsum i called pl,iii-r-if-, ar s, became- (he M. n nuirlr" Gypsum ifuar-ies, mar Paris, are, and have ts u. famous for affoidii g it. TLe most osjiioiiiii al ptoo-swa ar Used in the l-ake fs-gioll for the recov ey of cpp-r. that it is fo ind that f A- I, Jdiug Ij pf cent will pj cowls. I 'id as the hiiory of the woild it- telf is that of the queen of flower The ale-lent Greeks and ltomsu rw Veled in roses. They were um1 bV ishly at ti;ir feast. In a bog ou the island of Zceiand, !(. mark, a votive bronze chariot ha beeu found with the image f a borso ten incurs uigu in iroui aim won I idol 1 gold sun on one side. AtalM-ier is a flue-gra u.sl vaii-ty of gjpsuui. elth'T while or delicately slunl.-d, and occur, iu flue quality ut Castil uo. Italy, whiiiee it is taken M Fior-m e for the manufacture of ia fjgun-s. etc One of the oldest isjins in the world, the German thali-r. is dl ape.irijig. It is to be replaced by a f ur-inark p.cce, equivalent to our Amu lean didlar, at the five-mark silver pieces have leeu found to be too heavy The ehs'trlcal loads of the isuutry have a nominal lap.lal of $l 'Xi. uxi, employ tlii.-e li iiidr.d thousand pcrsimt who are paid xj.V).ss,usi a year, and run sixty th nisand cars over twcnlv thousand mi.es of Hack, icn of .-li-- J i'n it! ro.id nVf biiiidiiig to one of sinim road The word I'i'.li- I'urii.sln-s a striking Instam-e of a w oil I s rise from very low to high etaie To the bulk of MltgHslj r-p aklng folk It now ttli SUM tilt b -k of books. In Chaucer's day it meant any book whatever, or scroll to speak by the card, lest equivocation undo us. Tracing the word Hitds straight home we tind It m buhl. but another name for the papyrus reed of KsTypt. HE FELT LIKE A SWINDLER. Man Who Knnteil tin- Oictnr H-liroiiiin-I hv His I 'llsiieiu-r. Hi re ai d th re. a'o g 1 f . s busy and div ei sjiinl pnfhvvajs. uricits iv-isms lor cut bus ii. o ids i:i man aie some times eiieounlir d. h l.vs l!ie lclroi Free Pk-- Kver siiie(. I've begun to gr-- well." ta.' t a i ah lo ir.l1 g d-i.i h-maii who wni stixd.Iiig along j- simiij sj(eW1,iK with a comrade. "I'se ha I the blues, now and then. Niiui.i y I'm very vrlad I'm nlvc; but tin-re me cirruui'iimct which rather make n.e ! el myeff a humbug -an out -a. ml humbug. It's .his w ay, y..u si e All th doctors ald I Could tint gi t ' II I stively could Hot g"t wi ll, of course, th. aroused the neighborhood. eviry:ody becau to shower me with a' eiitio.is and kb d-He-iseH. All kinds of l.-val" food de lightfully prrpar-d -pi.urcd In upoa lue; flowers and frail e.me neaily ej ery day. The nun of our bl ck clubbed together ami sent me a l.oa.tlful Mor ris chair; and the club fellows, own town, neut me a loving cup. touching!; ei graved w ith sentiments of friend ship. Dainty china article., for my iu valid s table were given me; and so oa I can't recount the half "Well, I gave the d n'tors the klip. and Iiitc I am. almost well, and feel ing that I shall soon tie sounder thau cviT In-fore my illness. Now. wL-.i gives me the blues Is this: I have got these things on false pretenses. I've fooled all these people and It make me sad. They can't have any confi dence In me hereafter. No, you cant cousole me I'm a fraud and I feel like fraud." Gave Him Away. Two young fellows at Liverpool, partners In the tea trade, were the bint of friends, and their Intimacy extended to personal as well as to business mat ters. Oue of them, a simple-minded fel low, was a bachelor, and was in the habit of reading to his partner ex tracts from letters of an ardent and affectionate nature from a lady In tht North of England, who signed bcrseif "Susie." The marrtiKl one went to Chluu fot twelve months, and returned Just In lime to attend the wedding of bis partner. "I hardly fed like a stranger," be said, in his sweetest tones, addressing the bride. "In fact. I f.s-I as though 1 ought to be well acquainted with my partner's wife, since he has often done me the honor to rend to me ex tracts from bl dear Susie's letters." The faces of the husband and the wife were studies, as the bride drew herself up and said, emphatically and distinctly. "I beg your pardon my name Is Helen!" Remember, Algernon, that your besl lark room. Among the sul stances trhd with the sugar was tuanitim, au ore A full dress suit enables a $(100 clerk ji vblch, ns Itecqtierel discovered, does to pasa himself off for a 11,000 waiter. oot need sunlight to enable It to give i ,1 i.A ..I.,.. .1.. i --- '7"7""7 ) girl can buy better ready-made poemi neans of It In an o.herwlse perfectly 1 7. .., . ,, , " than you could write In n thousand yenrs. A bride Is highly prized, yet she 1 given away. His Load Went Free. Warren Scvery, one of the long time residents on Severy Hill, Ulxfleld. and whose ancestors, Indeed, were the first settlers there. Is proud of the history of those men. The Severy wit Is fa mous, and Severy delights to tell tho various stories of their shrewd re plies, or their quickness In profiting themselves. One day two of bis un cles were traveling with heavy bagu over their shoulders. Coming to a toll bridge, one asked the rate of loll. "Make any difference if we have a load on our backs?" he asked latter. "Oh, no," said the toll man In sur prise. Thereupon the first man grabbed tho fellow traveler and slung him over his shoulder, thus evading bis toll fare! There Is one redeeming feature ubout Milcide; It usunlly strikes tbe right per. aon. I ' .s. 1! V 1 yiwf; :-jiiiiiifr(ii.w4H'. f