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IMS a i m- lit ... IK V V . TpE-RU-NA PROTECTSTHE Against Winter NefJecttd Colds in Children tft c.n Print nklilriuit L Results. Perana ahould b kept Ib house all the time. Peruua flioulj I kept In every bouse where there are children. Don't wait uiiiil the child it tick, then wnd to drug nor. Hive Peruua oil haud accept uo ubktitute. Pe ru na Protects the Entire t1ou&eho .(alnst Cutarrhjl A noon the Talue of Perun hi fully appreciated by every ouselmlrl, both at a preventive ud cure of catarrhal affection. leua of thotiaand of liven will 1 laved, and hundred of thoiuaud f chronic, lingering cases of dis- MH prevented. Per old aaft, 5 mm fe-ru-nj Kept In Ihz House for rive Veur. Sir. Aider! I.ii'Wiinin. l.V.nl Milwaukee Ire., Chii io. 11J., writes: "1 am oiny too Kind l inform yoii that I Rill fifiinx Kpiiinlid and h.ive ueT lelt belter in iny die. Throiiuli the ad rice of n friend I tried I'er.in i. ami am ri.'nl lo mi it cureil me to pertetion. 1 teuMn to tell a triend iidoul I t runa the tiler ri:i,v und 1 h oi no aooiier coin Dieuced t li nil he tohl me li i - rulkx line kept l'eniini in the houw for 1'ie hist 8ve yenr. I inn fiire I wouhlu't he withour it. Mother Ko use it to keep fcerKelf in henlth " 1 W Ask Your Druggist for fre? Peruna Looking fcr a Hsir.o ? Thn why not kr In vlrftb OTVBstera Canada ' '"tt-lfrnt tn iBrW'tt opnUllon of u ii,t" or in ft I Ti" I ni'nW ration t- r tint iAt "ix ifr h:. teu jhcttoLucuAi FHE Kcesfgad Last's a.llv wwv,)i-, white othrUnrt-i my t,v. p-'itt hnwil 1 "in l:ljwf auit I. i iii'i.ii',i', Tmii ifu.m nl ytfc.i;(f lti t .-, VV mtrrn htumIm o ti h .1, r 'la- e,tUni t jr'(ii-l..f tt-t tifit K '. n,,fl ! f h1 uu gf--vlufwi) r -ut'ly forrt.fcikut. l fh-hfi. fcriimiU. Hnllwnyi mni utl wtfr -oudlHti mitkp V ffftT'l 4 IlKlH so clubl Writ to h Hmuarft.m MA i (MM. 1 (Ii - ft, i ii- -ihdKiMF t-vi At Hd! i f r mtm ntfi inn . i-r t t th-utljtn: . t .. ("1 mi t.ov ip-ui At ', f I 1 . i ! u i !!, C'Rinh NJ. V , V tJ-nr: Ii i. Ittr.i siltil .it Matter the wan iii; tjcv r .1 i L r hi im: f. r"; 'iiiniit'itllvCuo-il K"'ltarni-rTotiiittiMrot J m-i .. ,.; fc . . i rt- K- f .1. Jwlril t Kl.l 1 Slf IIO M..!l..t .f. I O-xtl- VlL U. U IUJS 1U..I1, Ajv.St, I'uiJculrielik. l True luv dates all Ihingsand fears 00! Ill ng. BEGCS' CHLl,. i COUCH 5YI?t'P cure - f.,,ii; t.s and colds. .-.IS.-!. ifi . h- lruittfl i n. u. 803 - 52 vork Man A small fraction of an ounce of radium, prnp' lv einpfcyid, would erovlrtea god light sufllcIeDt f r several moini and wnu'd not r quire fcnewi 1 i urlnn the prts "ni century. One hundrd and slxtye'ght Ibn'isuiid six hundr d and .three bo k wete ciicul iti d in the g ner.il llhr t y of the Unlvi rsliy of Michigan fluiln I lie past year. The most generous men we ha? are Often the huidtst ores to knllekt a dt ov. r Sale Ten Million . M 71 i3ZJ3-T3 VV CANDY CATHARTir - PEST FOR THE BOWELS D Catarrh In Its Many J Phases. tha i r,. Js?.1? .vVO'S: (S M Mra. Schafcr, 4.VS "In the early pmrt of my aaugmer Alice, four sickly, alhng child since catarrhal fevers. I was to use r'eruna. ihe grew strong and well. I'eruna Is a won derful tonic; the best medicine I have ever used. " was In a very wretched condition when I commenced to ! take I'eruna. I had catarrh all thmuxh my whole body, but thank Uod, your medicine set me all right. I would not have ' any otner medicine. "I'eruna cured my baby teven tie is a big healthy hoy fifteen months old. I have , given him I'eruna off and on since he was horn. I think that 1 is why he Is so well. nave not had a doctor praise to It. Mrs. Schaler. Be Sure to Have Pe ru-na on Hand Duilnt (he liiclcrticnt Months of fill and VMii.er. Croup, cnpil tieiiinr rheiiiiia of ehiidh.uid. droiKdiilia. and ar lil'e the hi-wiiil liHlles all alike result fro'o Ciileluii (!il. (me ehi, I'Htihej cohl and xciirea itn I 1 1 ii .1 ' i r into hiMeriiH dy having croup in I ho clend of uiulit. ! Auolher ehii 1 cati'iiea cohl. developa a ! itiiddorii ciiiieli tluit ill not j ielcl to ! ie-i . ii :i i v returdie. The purenU are filled v i 1 1f foreboding. Still niioiher child cathen cold and de lve':.. p thiit most fnt;il tii :i In I v of child !liool. capillary broucliitia. 'i'he doeior i i culleil. r inouio'eM the cne piieimio-;ni-i. mid if the child i lucky enough to live it hn developed weak lungs from j which it rnny never recover. I And Jet another child catches cold The very height tiv hiiinan Iniclli gi tire iz to km just what IMuks are Hktully woith. Mrs. Wt ,!., so'inilNU sty KOI" forihll dr II ! elhl L'.sf(etiN the wlltns, redilct-i Itt'lH- nislioii. lgy pit ii cures colic. Pi ice i s; bottle Kkoncttiy i nothiriK more than t'Oofl sense appliid tu the alT.it rs or everyday life. IivelnR la en ea as v.miire whep I'LTXAM KAHir-.KS.S I'YUS arc used. This is the seasn" when wc t nil tfut famous lie thai It is '.leas, niter to give than to nceive- Hungary will make an extensive xhlblt of wines at the Wo ld's Fair. S xiy thousai d txhlhiis have been rolli'ftfd In the Philippine Is'anris Inr I he World's Fa r. St. Jacobs Oil The old surely, throush its penetrating power, promptly cures Rheumatism Price, 25c. A fool may live with cultivated people ufl Ills life aod never learn anyihlng. We have been cicely Idenjifled with church work for many years, and never yetsawa preacher present ed will) a pair of embroidered slippers. When we go to a church suppei, we long tn go into the klichrn and see what faithful sister of Israel Is doing the dishwashing, auay from the lights, the good times and the pretty riot lies Boxes a Year. LITTLE OiNES Mrs. J. M. Brown, Iuu uegaii Springs, Mo., writes: "My little daughter three i furs old was troubled Willi a very had cough which re mniued after an attack of catarrhal fever. She has takeu one dottle of 1 V run n through which she has ob tained a complete cure. She in now a well mid happy as (a little girl can be. When our friends say how well she looka I tell them Peruua did it." In a Inter letter ahe says: "Our little daughter cou 'tiuues to have good health." Hope Ave., St. Ixiuia, Ma, writes: last year I wrote to you tor advice tor j years of age. bhe has been a puny, her birth. She had convulsions and always doctoring until we commenced ! boy of a very bad i pell of cold and I cannot praise I'eruna enough. We since we began to use Peruna-all i mid articular rheumatism i the result. , wrist nnd elhowa lie swollen und painful. A Ankles, kncei, come suddenly loll;; lli.s.'ISl roll illness follow. The child may live and lieenme convalescent, a tuisciahlc invalid of valvular disease of the he.-u-t. All these mishapa are the j direct re- ilt of iice'ee:,., eold. lVnin i is i he x.-ifcgiiard of the family. If a child cat-lies cohl, I'lruua should he u.sed im mediately. A few doses of I'eruna and a child's cold is gone. The apprehension of the parents tlee away. The household ia free from rear oin-e more. If you do Dot receive prompt and satis factory result from the use of I'eruna, write at once to l'r. I la rtmnti, giving a full statement of jour case, and lie will be pleased to give you bis valuable ad vice gratia. Address Ilr. Ilartmnn. President of The Ilartmnn Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. Almnnac for 1904. I lie no st generous men we have are dflct) tlR' liurdest ones to kolhici a det ov. , I find I'iso'a Cure for Consumption ttK best tnedi iue for crimpy children. Mrs. F. Callahan, 111 Hall street, l'arkem burg, V. Va., April 1U, 1U01. If you t"ku We rumatlsm out o o'd age. ihate Isn't much ov ennv th i tig else to hr; ( on. tiii co.ii;h'iHT Why cough, when for 'J."c and this no tice von gel J." (loses of ll ll llbsolllte Iv. guaranteed c.iif.di cure in tablet form. Postpaid. Iill. S-KIUVIX CO.. I. A citossr:. v. (0. x. u.i It iz a grate ait tc play t he f. 01 well; good foils are the skaresesi things In the market. Ohs' in-'cy 1'n ks wellenufTin a mule or a gatepost, hit It ts neither nrna- m ;i tal nor iiscplni' In a man and 50c. i The rhllippine icservatlon at the Win Id's Fair is a busy place these wlnt'y days. Ao army of men are reproducing the walled city of an cleiit MaDlia and many repllcans of noted Philippine buildings. The Filipino woikrum stand the cold ! weather much better than they antlclpatrd and they are able to work out of doors nearly every daj. , Sum people are n t happy unless j they are lo pusult ov sumlhing iaj possible. TUB MAN FOR TUB PLACE. Editcr "Vou wish a position as pronf-riadcr?" Applicant "Yes sir." "Do you understand the rrqulre ments of that responslbio position.' ' "I'eifoctly, sir. Whenever you make any mistakes In tho paper, Just bl irue 'em on me, und I'll never say a word." Ulessed Iz he (she or It) who d"en't ofed adversltr ti strenatheo them, nor aff Ikshuo to purify. 3 Old Blazer's Hero By DAVID CHRISTIE MURRAY. CH A in Kit I. On a winter niirht half a doren hil tren, rompini; in the roomy kitchen of a ileasmit home in a lypicHl coal milling 'Hinge, made a noise like the run 'Uklon of Habel. They were all well to lo in ap't, r'isy-clieeke I. blue-eyed mid sholesome. Within certain udjious a ieasaliter eidt than they afforded could ardly be nsked for. though their prcs oce and the noise they made gave but oor assistaii' e to the Mudy of the high er muthematics. A bearded yoniitf fel ov of six-and-tweiity or . thereabouts. ith a penholder between his teeth, ami heap of papers scailered loosely before tin. sat with both hands in his hair at bijf table by the window, and looked bout him occasionally with an air of ab straction which always melted more or quickly into a suiile. The smile was ovariably followed by a momentary re malion from study, while the yomu nan watched the joyous gambols of the hildreu, who shouted all together with t wild hilarity, and seemed to ucijuire fresh vigor from the mere fact of re ruainiiiU unrebiiked. Alway in a little 'line the young man's smile grew nb itraciid, and faded slow Iv auay aa hia Inmghts gradually drew back to their wn refuge. A great fire with a solid core of red jeat burned on the hearth, und on one Ida of it aat an elderly woman in a widow'a cap and a gown of respectable 'jlack. With all the diversity of feature ud expression which marked the group if children, there was ro strong a 'i!e aess between the elderly woman in the -hiiimey corner and every individual member of the noisy little assembly that I stranger would have had no ililflculfy In deciding their relationship. Like the blldreu, the woman was plump, blue tyed and rosy, but her countenance, for ill Its rosy plumpness, was drawn to an tipression of complaining p sigintion. Facing her sat n woman of a diif. rent pattern dolt upright, lean, and full of nervous ener-v. Her knitling uce-Ces. which in the li'ht of the glowing .ml Had a quite startling look of being : I hot at moments, clicked with an ..i,i i ;ng swiftness and determination. lier tvening dress of cle ".n-washcd an I r ;u :j atarched light print lilted tight:., an I ave to hei ungainly figure sonn-ihiiig n." tie look o. an unyininet rically packed pincushion into which the bran has been mnied too hard There was a momentary hush among the children, while they took brealh. mid volved plans for the making o wilder oise than they had yet reateu. After the recent hubbub the kitchen seemed al aiost at peace by contrast. Then in a moment of inspiration one of the group proposed that their nevt amusement should be the game of Sacks to the Mill. This cheerful and 'invigorating indoor paatime begins by everybody trying to fatcb hold of somebody else with a view to bringing him or her to the ground. This object in any one case once iiehiov d. it becomes the busine-s of the rest to choose b victim, and forcibly to de posit that victim upon the recumbent figure. This point is no sooner gaincl than a similar choice, as swift and imam luions. remains to be made. Finally the (nine develops into a wrestle of two. and that happy child who lies uppermost on the struggling pile is conueror. The new game had only lasted for a tilnute or two when at one appalling ind universal shriek, mingled of joy, terror, triumph and excitement, the wom an in the prim dress bundled her knit ting needles, the unlinished slocking, and th ball of worsted all together, shipped them resoundingly upon the big table, and charged upon the struggling mob. 81i torted them from the confused heap In which they lay upon the floor, and set Ciem on their feet with a swiftness nnd dexterity which looked dangerous. There wan a dreadful silence. The domestic re lumed her knitting and her seat. The Bashing needles clicked audjlily for half t minute, and the children looked lit each ther with shy and disconcerted glances. "And how do ou think your brother Kdwaid can do his figures, 1 should like to know?" the decided female demanded. "Oh, let the children play, I Iepzibah," laid the young man. looking up sniilitig y "They don't hurt me. I've seen Wks to the Mill piajed before to-night," i added, laughing. "I remember when I was quite a little chap going with a Burse of mine to some sort of Christmas merrymaking at Farmer Kaclie's. She -aa a buxom, strapping girl of about IT or 18, and ahe had an eye like a hloe nd a cheek like a cherry in those days." "Gat along with you, Edward," said Hepzibah. cutting the atory short, nnd rllu with an nir of displeasure not too veil affected. "I can't stay listcnln' to our Donsense all night. Children, it's time you was in bed. Kiss your mother and troop upstair with you while I get th candle there's (rood d'ya and gells." While the ceremony of kissing and aying good-night was in progress there came a rap at the front door of the house, and Ilepzibah having disappeared iDto soma darkened backward region in arch of the candle, Edward himself an twered the summons. The open door ad mitted a draught of keen and wintry air and a cloud of whirling snowflakea. The white carpet on the road wes unmarred icept by the track of ttw newcomer. "That you, Shndrach?" Edward asked. "Why, yes, Mistei kiuu tut ni- rlval, humbly. "1 thought I'd tek the liberty of mekln' a call this evenin', if I'm not held to be 1' the way." "Not a bit of It," responded Edward. Tome In." The arrival kicked hia toes noisily against the doorstone to clear his boots from the snow, and then mounting the tp turned about and repeated the pro- with his heels. "CW.e in, Bhadrneh, oame Id," repent i Kdward, standing half-sheltered from tiia roaring wind. "We shall have the konae full of anow." "Heptlbsh'a rare aa' tlcular about her kitchen quarries, Mister Ned." re sponded the other, entering with a clum sy step. "I've ket.-hed il too often not to have growed a bit particular myself." Having entered, he Mood stamping in the dark anil polishing his feet upon the doormat; and Kdward. returning to the kitchen, left him to follow. "Here's Shadrach." he said, address ing Id pibah, who had by this time found her candle, and was now peeking cautioit-ly a! the glowing lire with a very small wrap of paper to secure a light. "(Hi." said Hep'ibah; "and what might he want, traipsing all the mud out of the stnet into the kitchen, as was only clean swilled this blessed after noon ';" "Perhaps he'll tell you." said Edward, with a look of humorous mischief. "I've often thoight he would, and perhaps he may tonight. Who knows?" Hcpz.bah made no answer, bnt baring f seen red a light, trooped the children out of the room, bestowing a passing nod j upon the arrival, who was in the act of entering the kit' hen. and stood on on ! side lo let her pass. Shadradi, who had a long, meek face, and habitually wore his mouth a little open, was dressed in his Sunday black. He emcred with a propitiatory and apologetic aspect, smoothing his hair as ! if he were entering chapel, and. sittin on tiie extreme edge of the chair assign- I cd to him. hid his fingers in the voluniin I oits u.Ts of his coat, and concealed them further between his knees, as if it were a point of etiquette, painfully to be ob : served. Ilint the hands should tie invisi ; hie. His eyes, wondering!' wide open I as a baby's, were carefully directed to nhjciis which did not come well within their .-pliere; as the shells on the high ' mantelpiece, the clock face to hia left, and an almau ic tucked to the wall on his light. Since he made it a point of honor with himself not to move bis head while '.ie reg-irdi-d thee things, the effect to a swiioalhizing observer was a litlle em-d.-irrissing. The greetings extended to lii'ii he answered ill a deprecatory peace making sort of murmur, and altogether I c w is most exaspera t ingly humble and ii bi r isi e. Hy and by, however, he thawed so far as to observe that it was deadly cold, an I bitter seasonable for the time of war; but I lepzibnh's entrance froze the coiivi r-iational fount again, and he re sumed his sheepish examination of the shells, the clock face and the almanac. Edward glanced now and again at him anil ilep.ihah with an outer seriousness, which was belied by the twinkling of : liiN eye; and after a pause, in which Iit- tie was audible except the click of the knitting needles and. the rumbling of the winter win. I in the chimney, the widow ' cleared her throat as if to speak, but Hcpzibiih hehl up the ball of worsted with an air of warning, and Shndrach spoke in her stead. , "The night," said Shadrach, "is dark. the snow comes down. The wind is like ' a person's frown; it slops the heart and hills the blood. An' does uo mortal inon no go-id," lui'i-:" said Hepzibah. dropping her : won; into her lap, and laying her hands upon it with a look of answered expec tation anil wonder. "Hid you nick that ! up as you conic along. Shadrach?" "Finished it that instant minute," re I turned Shadrach, miidly. "It's a gift." ' he added, "as I wouldn't tek no credit for. not if it was oiTi red me. The high dears is put into the head. Thai's how it is. They'ni put there." "Reallyl" said Edward, and then bolt ed with a haste which, to a bard less simple minded, might have looked suspi cious. When he returned Shadrach had some what recovered from the seorlike trance, and was talking humbly nnd with an ob viMis fear of trespass to Hepzibah and the widow. "That's how it seems to be, Henzl- hah." he was saying. "Young Mr. Hack- tl's said to have surrounded the old moil's scruples, nnd he's gi'en in his consentmeiit. nnd his promise to ns much as live hundred dollars nn the weddin' day." , "Will Hnckett?" said Edward rather sharply. "Will Hnckett isn't going to be married ?" "That's how it's gi'en out, Mister Ed war I. the village over," returned Shad rach. If the hard had been less concerned with the clock face and the shells he would have seen that Hepzibah w-ns sig nalling to him, and had been from the moment of the young man's return. Ed ward stooped over the table and turned the figured papers about with an assump tion of carelessness. "And who may be the young lady that's been so happy as to win Will Hnckett?" he asked. Hepzibah dropped her signals, and, plunging hack Into her chnir, took up a dozen false stitches with her knitting needles, and stopped the rapid clicking to undo them. "lt'a said to be Miss Mary Howarth, Mister Edward," replied the unsuspect ing Shadrach. . There was silence again for the space of a minute or two. The young man bent over his papers, took op his pen, dipped It In the ink pot, nnd made an unmeaning sign or two amongst his fig ures. Then he spoke in n voice of com monplace with the faintest touch of scorn: ' . "That sounds a likely story, Slindrach, Where did yon get it?" "Why," said Shndrach; "It's not looked on for a likely sort o' story, Mister Ed ward, but it's known to he true. Mr. llnckett's been n rackety sort of a chap, nnd Miss Howarth has allays been that quiet and chapel going, It's a bit of a shake for folks." "H'm!" said Edward. "1 should think so." He laid his pen dowu carefully after wiping it on the aklrt of hi eoat, and taking th nauer ui both band shook tiiem delicately into order. "I MM going out for a while, mother," he aai4 as be keio-d the papers in a drawer below the table. T shan't be long." He Htoojw-d over her and kis.sed kcr and said good night. He left the roooa, and a moment later the front door nil heard to close behind him. The widow dispatched Ilepzibab for a caudle, tat on its arrival bade the domestic and th visitor good night and withdrew. "Well," said Ilepzibab. in a bitter whiser when her mistress' back waa turned, "of all the wool-gathering fook as ever wool-gathered I do believe aa you're the king and captain." "Why?" asked Shadracb. "What bar I done now?" "Couldn't jou see what iverybody eta in the village could see, as Edward woe shiped the very ground as Mary How arth trod on? And you must come an4 blurt out afore him as tier's going Ui wed that scamp of a Will liackett, a'B mek her sup sorrow by the spoonful afore she's done with him!" "They didn't seem lo tek on about it much," said Shndrach, mildly self-defensive, "nayther him nor his mother. "Tek on?" said Hep.ibah, rising ao4 snatching at the knitting with a gesture of complete exasperation. "What dial you expect him to do? get on the table and howl? And us for his mother, her' a creature as niver saw notion' in her born days and ud niver ha' found ao much as a church door unless her d bi somebody to arm her into it." CHAPTER II. I In an upper room in the Pitville Ho tel on this same night of w ind and snow ; there sat an assemblage of vocal ama- 1 teiirs whose use and wont it was U geiher for their own amusement, an! the pruiiice of their favorite art, ot Wednesday nights throughout the win ter. The party consisted mainly of th younger tradesmen of the town, with here and there a mechanic whose musical ; loves had lifted him a rung or two oa j the social ladder. j Down below- sat the oldsters of th place, whose tastes ran rather for polt j tics than music. Tu them, as they sat arranging the affairs of the nation, en- tered with something of a noisy swagger I a young man of handsome but dissipat I cil ntitiearalic e. who bestowed h irciierftl salute upon the company. He was re ceived with cordiality nnd a touch of respect not accorded to every comer, and whilst he stooil sipping and cliattiuf wilh the host there rose in the upper room a clatter of glasses and stamping of feet which communicated a sensible vibration to the Hoor. Then a piano be gan to tinkle, and a veiitriloquial render ing of a popular song made itself faintly heani at intervals. The jingling piatt lillid in the pauses, and the chorus row in a delimit howl. "What's that?" asked the latest comer. "Why," said one, "it's held to pass for music with some on 'em upstairs." "It's well to know what it's meant for." said .-inothcr. "Ah I" said a third, "if Mr. Hackett did go upstairs an' show 'em what it means to- sing a song! It's a goodish while, Mr. Hackett, since that counter tenor of yours was heard here." Mr. Hackett swaggered a little and tapped nt his legs with the riding whlai he carried. "Come now," said Hazeltine, the job master, who had first ventured to broach the topic. "You might do a thing a ud please the present company a good deal less than by singing a song for us, Mr, Hnckett." "I'm in no great voice to-night," said Mr. Hackett, swaggering. "I'll see how 1 fuel by and by perhaps." "Come!" cried the landlord, "that's a good as a promise." "Well, Warden," said Mr. nacliett. with an easy air of lordship, "let us g upstairs and see what the piano's like." The landlord threw open the door. Th owner of the counter-tenor passed out and the company streamed after him. The young fellow's appearance in th upper room was hailed with a might shouting and beating of tables, and lik a man to whom this sort of reeeptlo was customary and commonplace, h nodded here and there about him, and seated himself in a chair which one of his admirers had obsequiously vacated. The landlord had carried up Mr. Hack pit's glass, and the young man sat sip ping its contents and chatting with affa bility and condescension to those about him. All tnit the more important peopl stood in an admiring and expectant cir cle. "Oh," said the landlord, "yon see bow tho public opinion runs, sir. Now we'r got yon here, if you happen lo be in a yielding temper, it'll he some time a for you get away again." (To be continued.! Tho One Kzi-opiion. "I have noticed," snid the oft-batsd philosopher, "that a woman will get a golf dross when she has no intentioa to play golf." "That's so," nsrwd the mnn wiU the Incandescent whisker.. "And," continued the off hand phi losopher, "she will get a ball gows when she cures nothing about danc ing, and a tennis dress when sh wouldn't piny tennis for fear she will freckle, nnd a bathing suit when ahe has uo thought of going Into the wat er, and a riding habit when tbe very thought of climbing on a horse give her the ebllls, and " "Yes," Interrupted the man with th Incandescent whiskers, "but when sb gets a wedding dress she means busi ness. Ever notice that?" Judge. Making the Point Clear. "I'm thinking of a trip to California this winter," said Sniartle. "Really, old man," remarked Pep pery, "you can't afford that You'r not accustomed to that sort of thing." "I merely said I, was thinking of IL I can afford to think, can't I?" "No; Unit's what I meant. You r not accustomed to thinking." Phila delphia Press. Unolo Klicn. "Edueatlu" some men," said Unci Ehcn, "Is a good deal like glvln a FIJI Islander a check on de uatlonal tin nk. He's got It, but what Is b gwlue to do' wlf It?" Washington Rtar. A man uses lower uniguage wbei b calls another a blooming Idiot j