UUIBOX, HEBBASKA The "dummy" director i the trul jiiiiioler's tool. The cause of lynching has been glveu a great boost in Soutb Carolina. The barber who committed suicide with bay rum certain!? stuck to hi last The cork leg trust la going to raise prices, and the man who neglected to get bis cork leg la up a mump. We insist that the firl who fails in lore with a dcLtst whi U tl ir.g her teeth Un't uieulally responsible. In China eveiytbing goes by oppo site, Hence, wbia "evacuation" is mentioned oter there it means occupa tion. ItiiFkin College now has a "profesor of dres-unaking." and the inovation has caused quito a bustle in certain edu cational circle. Football is too rough a game for Pugilist r'ltzsimmons, but perfect'? projier for tlie educat.onal development of our college youth. If some one will start a magazine called "Failure" be' can obtain a num ber of noted contributors who used to write on "How to Succeed." King I'eter of .ervia has promoted the assassin who placed him on the throne, but it isn't clear whether he wan grateful or merely afraid Bankers who are tempted to specu late shou'd make it a point to begin with speculating ou how they would like to spend a few years In the peni tentiary. It certainly is bard luck for a man when his leg is cut off by accident or design, but the hard luck becomes cumulative when the price of cork leg la Increased iO per cent without warn ing. It appears that we are to lose two Islands by the Alaskan boun'lary set tlement A few years ago the Ions of two islands might have come as a hardship, but what does an Inland or two more or less amount to now? Germany Is said to be still sending Hiles and cartridges to Turkey. Hush! Don't let us say a word. Look at the mules and things we sent to South Af rica for the use of Great Britain In choking the life out of two republics down that way. One of the best features of the mod ern political machinery Is the operation of party polls In getting out a full vote. Whatever the result may be, a fuil vote is always desirable, and the voluntary polls of both party contrib ute distinctly to this. Scares from fear of rabies has in duced a uhilautbroplc doe fancier to volunteer the Information: "When you ee a vicious dog approaching place he thumb of the left hand in the palm of the same hand and the canine will uass you by." We will paste this In our iiat And now seek some cabalistic formula to escape the highbinder, spellbinder and rabid political candi date. An English musician accused of plagiarism alfirma that it la "almost impossible to compose a piece of music having no resemblance to any other;" bnt his critics have retorted that the serin tones and their semitones, twelve notes in all, are. susceptible of nearly half a billion combinations. Of course it does not follow that it is perfectly easy to be original, but such statistics give the comforting assurance that a youth who contemplates a work of genius need never fail because of poverty of material. An interesting Illustration of rule by a majority Is reported from a Lon don hospital. The surgeon in charge was uuakini his morning rounds, ac companied by half a dozen students, to whom be was giving clinical Instruc tion. They came to a doubtful case. "Now, gentlemen," said the surgeon, "do you think this Is or Is not a case fur operation?" Without exception the students opposed the proposition to iye.use. "You are all wrong," exclaim ed the surgeon, "and I shall operate to-morrow!" "No, you won't!" ex claimed the patient, "Six to one Is a srreat majority. Gimme my clothes!" Tber are many ways besides rcad lai aud traveliug In which the retired pr.rfi'Kslot'.al or business man may get njoymeut for himself and make blni 6 if useful to others. He may ad vise and aid bis son and daughters and other young people, who are start ing along the thorny paths which be has trod with bonor and uccess. tie may also exert an Influence for de cency and progress la politic. What u bn,m It woul4 be to a nation if ifc shouid become tha practlca for It nccessfnl profsionJ and bnslnm uk n to retire as soon as they acquired competency and devota tbbr rtmaln Ing energy and ability aa4 thair ax Itutire experience to preatotlaf tke public welfare. ' "; ' a.1, i 1 1 L 1 "V Tbo preachers of tlM , aMhodM :r:i who nave lalanai tMr jrawn i 'tikWv work rt nm$ii tke at nomination as superannuate. Tbe It support ia provided for by the church but as a benevolence, but as a doty The superannuate are regarded - ai pastor tameritus to all the chorchct of the annual conference to wbtck tbey belong, and each confervn? '! expected to collect the funds that an necessary tor Its own superannuate "salaries." There la a movemeut now being pressed is the church to mak a more permanent provision for th superannuates by raising a great n dowmeut fund of $5,000,000 or 10, XW. 0)0, the Income of which will be ued in lieu of or in addition to the confer ence collections. The quadrennial gen eral conference of the church to b held next spring at Los Angeles will doubtless be urgen'Jy asked to take favorable action, and already many of the supporters of the movement are suggesting Bishop McOabe as tli right man U intrust with the work ol raising the prupjsed endowment Does the higher education tend U discourage matrimony? Are the chances of marriage for both the young man and the young wo man lessened by a university or college education? , Thee are old and much discussed questions, but In terest in tiicin ha been revived of late by disclosures concerning the gradu ate of Vale and Harvard. The records revealed the fact that the percentage of graduates who embraced matri- monv was surprisingly small, much sailer than was popularly believed. Whereupon a discussion arose as te the causes for the reluctance or slow ness of college men to enter the mar ried estate. It now appears that thU backwardness about getting married Is not peculiar to graduates of lrutitn tions for men. According to the rec ord cootalued In toe first "general register" compiled for the Aluiuul As sociation of the University of Chicago 81 per cent, of the young women who have received bachelors' degrees at tbf university during Its first ten yean are still unmarried. Of the !3 women graduates from the undergraduate col leges listed In the register only 107 have married. In the ease of the grad uale from Yale or Harvard It la not sj difficult to account for bis disin clination to seek the Joys and respon ftibilities of the connubial estate. Tb young schoolmate of his boyhood days who did not go to college, but re mained at home, tiecame a producer' While he w-as digging around foi Greek roots the sch xilmate at hm was learning a business or a trade, and at the end of four or five year he was earning enough to get married. The college graduate has lost all this time. He must defer all notions of matrimony until he has mastered a business or profession that wiy yield support for a family. Often this comet so late In life that the college mau finally abandons aJl matrimonial ambi tion and settles down to confirmed bachelorhood. In the case of the girl graduate her "bachelorhood" Is not s easy to explain. No one will deny that she Is fitted hy her education for fulfilling the higher Ideals of wife hood, but It la doubtless true that slit is also equipped for a larger IndeyeDd ence and Individuality, and hence mat rimony does not appeal to her s strongly as It does to tue girl whose education has b-en largelj received In the home. ICeatitted. There is a time in a small boy's lift when his unl.er-e holds one glodlou central slar ar-utd wblcb paler start tamely revolve. It Is of that time thai a New York Tribune writer tells. One of the financial magnates of tbe country is so Immersed In business tbal he cannot make tbe rounds of hit show-places with any regularity. One day, however, he had an hour of Id e ness, and strolled through the great stables of one of bis country estates In a corner be came upon a little boy tbe head coachman's son at play wits a fox terrier. Tbey admired the terrlei for a while together, aud then tbe financier said, casually: "Do you know who I am?" "Yes, sir," said tbe t hild, "of coars I do." "Well, who emir "Why, you're tbe man that ride it my father's carriages." Wanted to Get At It. 5h iV Hardware Dealer What do yon want with such a heavy saw? Bllkens My wife baa mad a fruit cake. '. Exercise with the Asttomoblle. Knlcker Jones says he finds th automobile fine f r reducing flesh. Bocker f didn't know be hsd one Knlcker He hain't He dodge other people'. New York Inn. laa the Ceaaor. New ap per from Dfamart to th Ruaalan province most. In fator ! go to K. Petersburg to pas tbe can Wka w hare tronblea' w tod that tkt gywteat of ikaa to tk Tsi tear gam a. v ecrxxxesacsx A Doctor's Mission "Glekbot." CIIAPTER XXIL iCont'.ifucd.) My peerless darling, would 1 Deed no leave you. But a very few weeks will reunite ox, never again to be parted. As woo as 1 return 1 shall want my wife. Shall I have herf' "Yes; Karle, ray Earl.' will you surely tw back by October fifth V "Yes; positively. This is but the last af Aocust; 1 shall have plenty of time to reach b're then. But what is to hap pen on that dale?" "It will be my twenty-first birthdiy, and then, as I told you one. a package I hold is to be opened, and I shall learn my true name, and receive a small sum. enough for my support. Had you forgot ten this? Will tbe onortaitity of my re lationships cause any change in your feelings? My dear auut assured me there was nothing to be ashamed of in my fam ily record." Ethel asked this question with a sud den timidity of feeling, a dread she could scarcely account for. This dread, how ever, was ittatantly disper. ed by bis id iwer. "Change In my feelings? Nothing but oiy death can change my love for yon! I only hope the news you will learn on that date will increase yonr happiness, What ever h may be, it shall not delay our anion one hour, I promise you that; will you promise me tjje iame7" ''I wii;," she murmured, "aince our will be a marriage founded on the purest love, no worldly expectations or disap pointments shall sever us." Happy in their reciprocated love, they fondly embraced and parted. Little they thought as they each passed from sight what important changes would take place In the fortunes of at least one of them Wore tbey met again. CHAITER XXIII. After Dr. Eifensurin had left the cas tle ha leaped into bit gig with a liht step and lighter heart, and, touching bia hor.-e with a whip, tarted off at s. rapid pace for a village about lifteen moies diatant On the way he pasw-d the p't gfOce, and running la anked for bis letters and papers. Among the letters was one from .New York, and the black envelope filled him with di'may, as he felt sure it was the forerunner of sorrowful news. Opening It with a trembling band, he found bis worst fear fulfilled. It contained the dreadful news of bis mother's death, jut two weeks before. I'oor Elfensiein! tbe shock was to bim s terrible one. He had loved bis mother tenderly, and was anticipating the great eat pleasure in soon seeing ber again, and perhaps inducing ber to accompany aim back to bis English home. Now all was vain. Controlling bis feelings a best be could, the mourning son resumed his seat and drove onward, resolved, although dazed by the suddenness of tbia blow, to attend to his duties to the living, even though bis own heart bled. We will not follow him upon that ride, which proved succes.'ul a physician of well-known capability being secured to attend to his patients during his absence nor will we paint the Incidents of his voysge, which proved to be short and propitious, bat will present him next to ear readers when just entering Mr. Rap pelye's bouse st Yonkers. His appear ance w-as expected, st be had telegraph ed of his arrival la New York, and Intention of leaving far bis residence on the early train. bright smile greeted him, and tbe Ins pressure of his hand told that he was truly welcome. Tbe sick man cer tainly had gained some strength sines be had left, for now be sat beside a wln iow, la s large easy chair, and it was evident that he could carry on s conver sation without tbe presence end aid of Mr. Gray, his lawyer. After a few polite and friendly re Miics, Dr. Elfenstein drew a chair close to bis side, and laying a finger upon bis palae, smilingly said, as be did so: - "I am going to see now, my dear sir, bow much news yoa can bear to be told. Do yoa feel strong enough to bear a good large amount V" Grasping bis bsnd Id one of bis thin enes, the poor man anrwered. eagerly: "Yes, indeed 1 do! If you have news that I yearn to hear, it will be better than all the medicines I have swallowed In a lifetime. Doctor, tell me at once, has the mystery been solved? Is my in soceDce established?" Terfectly established. Yonr brother was not murdered, only terribly abuned. He has been found, and died a natural death in my own house." Clasping his hands together, while large tears rolled over bis pallid cheeks, the Innocent brother raised bis eyes to heaven, and murmured, reverently: "For tills. Thy great mercy, I thank Thee. O God!" A long pause ensoed, Elfeneteln pur posely refraining from saying more, until bis first sgitation bad paased away. Then, as discreetly as possible, pausing every once in awhile to note tbe effect on his feeble form, end to watch his varying pulse, be slowly told him the whole story, leaving tbe reading of tbe affecting Jour ssl until another day, "Oh, my brother, my poor, desr broth er! how terrible mnst have been his feel ings all those years of solitude and de spair! Doctor, thus yoa see my own troubles have been bnt a speck upon the ores compared with his." "Most true; and now, dear sir, yon aaoA also be aware that, since both brothers are dead, yon bare become pos sessor of title and estate. Allow tne to te the first to eonsra'slata Sir Fltaroy aiendennlng." . The old men received the kind pres esrs ef hi band and tender words with deaf eaterloa. then suddenly exclaimed: "And te yoa I owe this speedy dawee sry and this greet Joy" Bewtag hi heed npea hi clasped he ;rsswed tha silent ad IT EMILY THORN TOW Author of " Roy Rcssbll's Rcxb," "Tw Fashion asle Mothek," Etc. be broke rhe spell with these strange words: "Since frod in his great g-wdnesa bat the established my innocence. I am no longer afraid to own, and claim my son, and he need never be ahamed to call me father!" ."Have yoa. Indeed, a son, my dear friend? This, then, will be to bim also a jny. I did not understand that you hsd been inirried." "I had been secretly married, and my wife, 1'l.iri Mowbrey, who was rhe or phan d-i.ichter of the late Presbyterian minister in a srnail village, came ith me to America, uiiknovm to any one, for she had no near relatives, .'he embarked, I say, wi.b me, briticing fur little boy, aged two ye.irs. .V fever broke out on the ship, during our long passage, and my darling wife died, just two days be fore vie arrived in port. It was after she had been Ijin away to rest in Green wood, that my sickness came upon me. caused by great grief and trouble, and Mr. E!fer,Rtein rsir.e to my relief. It was to bim I solemniy gave my only child, my lit ; l Earie. I then assumed the name of Uappeiye, not even his wife knowing of the change." "Sir. what CAO you mean? Did I hear aright?'' exclaimed Eif-uitein. starting forward, pnle with surprise, as this siu gul.ir aswrtion fell upon bis ear. "Yoa did! My dir son. you did! You are my own child dnd heir. Earle E'fpn stein (ilendenniug. and to you will fall at my death my title and my estates. Come to my arms, my dear boy, for it is twenty-five yeans since I have beid yoa there!" Clasped then tn a eloe, fond embrace, fatner and son shed tears together tears of thankfulness and joy. Thus while E.iri Glendenning still mourned for tbe only mother lie hsd ever known, hia mother by adoption, the wound, so suddenly inflicted, was par tially healed by the sift of a fond fath er, over whose feeble health and de clining days he now bad a perfect aud tender right to watch and guard. Iy the time they reached Glenden ning Hall Sir Kit.roy was able to walk around with a cane, and really seemed to have taken a new lease uim health and life. With joy Earle marked this change, and when he saw bow intensely happy he was thus to lie restored to bis own home and rightful place, and bow prond to boast an honorable name and right eous life, he thanked heaven and prayed that he might be spared long to Its en joyment, fnr his lengthened dflys be knew would add to his own pleasure, as it waa so sweet to own a fa tier's love, a father's blessing. But In his heart he felt that no hope of permanent change for the better could be possible, as his maladies were in numerable; therefore, he redoubled hia watchfulnns over his beloved form. standing ready to aid by skill and ad vice, as far as I'rovidence would per mit, to check the great weakness be felt sure would ensue as soon as a reac tion, after all this excitement, should take place. I need not describe the Intense delight of the lovers when they were again unit ed, or the rurprise Ethel felt on being told that Earle bad found a father since he left her, and a new, but rightful, name and inheritance. This news be had not written, preferring to tell it in per son. Sir Fitzroy was delighted with bis fa ture daughter-in-law, for Earle could not rent until be had taken Ethel to the ball, in order to make them acquainted. His feeble health made this visit per fectly proper, and certainly gave great pleas are to the old gentleman. From that time he, as well as Earle, looked for ward to the wedding day, which was finally decided to take place by the twen tieth of October, with profound pleas are. A few days after their arrival at the hall. Sir Fitzroy told bla son that he felt Futflciently recruited from his fatigue, to visit the ruins, snd see the room so long tbe prison of his unfortunate broth er, and, leaning on Earle's arm, he pro ceeded to tbe mournful place. It was well a skilled physician attend ed him on this sad visit, ss he wss great ly overcome by si) be saw, that so vivid ly told of the cruel suffering one he had loved had endured for twenty-five loa.; yeary. . The tear; he shed over each symbol of that long captivity were almost unnerv ing, and Earle led bim away from the spot, resolving that all these harrowing remembrances should. If posle, be re moved from the place. If not in bis fath er's lifetime, at least as soon as be bad passed away. But to bis. great surprise, after be had rested and become calm, Sir Fitzroy said voluntarily: "I never, never wish to go there again! I have seen It all once, let that suffice. ow 1 wisn uie om ru.nea pan wiu. ids coneealee room torn down as soon as it ean be done." Earle waited for no farther orders, bat that very day engaged workmen to at once demolish tl) evidences of that sin-dyed spot, and soon an elegant gal lery, for pictures and statuary, ttood where had been hitherto but neglect and decay. CHAPTER XXIV. The time for opening the package left In Ethel's cbsrge by Mrs. Nevergail was now fast approaching, it being tbe first of October, snd consequently she began to feel excedlngly anxious in regard to the unknown pnrent. who was to pre sent himself upon tbe fifth. Wbst sort of a person abostd she find In him, snd would he tie satisfied with her attainment and fipcrsneef Thee questions were continually presenting themselves to the mind of the poor girl. On the morning of the swrona, s letter wss placed la her head by on of the servants, ami a "private" wa writ tea a lb eat Me she at aaet repslred to Tb enon-ota. U her surprise. rat as follows: "Very strange will it seem, my daugh ter, to recive tbia. yonr first letter frora an entirely unkaosra parent. Not from any lack of paternal feling have I denied mvfeif tbe pleasure of seeing say oniy child, until she reaches ber twenty-first birthday, but from s train of circum stance which made this course the Wis est. I, however, am now counting the days when I shall at lait clasp ber is my arms, and give to ber a father's kisses and biasing- I presume yoa have in yonr possession a package to be open ed on that eventful day. I have seen Mr. llorers. and he has told me of the death of your foater mother, and that yon are residing at Cantbj Cairn. 3ly cbiia. i shall leave Liverpool on the morning train, reaching the caatle at noon. Un til my appearance on the scene, I prefer mat you ao not open the package. To gether we will break the seal. Until then I will only sign myself yonr affec tionate FATHER." Noon of the long expected day at b-npth arrived, and her grace, tht Dncbeos of Westmoreland, who conde scended to feel considerable interest in the young governess of her granddaugh ter, together with Lady Claire, were seat ed ia tbe drawing room, striving to calm the unusual agitation of anxious and ex cited Ethel, who restlessly paced np and down the elegant apartment, or flitted from window to window, in order to watch the drive, to catch tbe first glimpM of her coming sire. At length her weary watch w,ii re warded by seeing a hansom dish up t the entrance, and an elegant looking gen tleman descend. One moment passed, then tbe door opened, and the stranger entered. , Tall, and f xquiile!y proportioned, with an ir at once dictinguc and easy: hand some features and large, dark eyes; halt aud full beard a rich brown, in which blendt-d a few gray threads. This was the picture of the one who paused a mo ment near the threshold to survey tha lit tle gnwp of ladie?. Then, as Ethel ad vani'ed a few steps to meet bim, be ex claimed: "My drling daughter, I am rejoiced ro see you. at tbe same time folding her to bis bosom in a joyful embrace. (To ba continued t GEESE CATCH FISH FOR HIM. Cannr War In Which a acotchmaa Gets Ills Dinner. "An old Scotchman and neighbor of mine." says an enthusiastic angler fmm RcM-kland county, "bus a method of taking frch water fK'j which, to uiy way of thinking, excels all others for the case .repose and success with which It Is conducted. The flshernum living on the border off Rockland Ijflks desires, we will say, a mens of pike, perch or pickerel, with which the waters are amply stocked. Well, b simply goes out to his barn yard and selects a big goose or a half dozen geese as tbe case may be, snd tics a bnlted line about five feet long to tbelr feet. "On reaching tbe edge of the lake with a basket containing one or more geese the fisherman turns tbe birds In the water. The geese swim out and the old Scotchmsn lights bis pipe and sits down. In a few minutes a fish sees the bait and seizes It, giving the goose a good pull. The bird starts for the shore at full speed, frightened half to death, dragging tbe fish upon the bank where It Is unbooked." Taking IJfe Too m?rlooly. Taking life too seriously Is t aid to b an especially American failing. This may lie tTue; but, judging from appear ances, It would seem to be world-wide, for, go where yotl may, you will find the proportion of serious, not to say anxious, faces ten to one as compared with the merry or happy ones. If "the outer Is always the form and shadow of the Inner" and If "the pres ent Is tbe fullness of tbe psst and the herald of the future" (and bow can w doubt it?), bow many sad histories can be read In the faces of those w meet every dayl Tbe pity of It is, too, that the sadness Is a self-woren gar ment, even as Is tbe Joy with which It might be replaced. Raskin says: "Girls should be sunbeams not only to members of tbelr own circle, but lo everybody with whom tbey come In contact. Every room tbey enter should be brighter for Ibilr presence." Wby shouldn't all of be sunbeam-?, boys as well as glrbs, all along the way from twenty-five years and under to eighty five years and over? The Origin of Pyrog raphy. About a century ago nn artist nnnud Crancb was standing one day In frml of a fire In bis home at Axtnlnster. Over the fireplace was an oaken man telpiece, and It occurred to Crancb that this expanse of wood might be Improved by a little ' ornamental Ion. He picked tip tbe poker, heated It red-hot and began to sketcb in a bold design. Tbe result pleased bim sd much that be laliorated his work and began to attempt other fire pictures on panels of wood. These met with a readv sale, snd Crancb scon cave all hu t)me ,0 hu ew nrt Thl)l w ,h beglm.lng of what Is now known as py rogmphy. TJ10 poker artist of to-day 1) yes many different shaped tools an3 bas a special furnace In which tbey are kept bented. Tbe art bus been elaborated greatly. Tbe knots, curl snd fibers of tbe wood ere often worked Into tbe design end dellcat tinting produced by scorching the p::n 1. rope's ltlraalng and a Check. Wll f ul Daughter Now, papa, we'ra nu n U-d and you might as well give us your blessing. I'apa ireslgnedly. retching for bis chi ki ooki W L If I must, I must How much do yon want) Baltimore A met lean, Not Partlcalar. "What kind of tobacco doe b mofceT" v "Well, ha never oblaeti to Bin."- a! one. LAW f ER WHO WAI A TIRItOR- Itrtac Character of Jsha Tartar, tha barlr Arkaaaea Bar. At the lust meeting of tbe Arkansas lar AsociJtion, says Law Note, the reedent, George B. Rose, delivered n interesting address on "The Bar of iarly Arkansas." in which be set him j-lf tbe tAk of reecuing from oblivion j.nie memories of the early leaders of be Bar aud reconstructlL tbe coodt ions undi-r wblcb they worked. Among hem I presented tbe curious figure .f John Taylor, whose ' plcturequ ind terrible b. acter might well fur- iih a hint for a modern hir waiter fc-ott, if we were fortunate enough to sissess a eiitvessur to tbe great novel et: "John Taylor was only a sojourner u Arkansas from 1S.17 to 144, but he -s so n-markanie a man mm bould not be forgotten. Ev erybody who binrd bim agreed that In upacity for invective, for withering, blistering, envenomed eloiien'-e he. xcelled any human being that ever :pke. and that be seemed po-wmcd if a deiiH'iiliw power. He was a tall, ank, red haired nmti, repulsively u!y. nith little green eyes Hint glistened iki those of a tainke, and with a fash on of licking out bis tongue tlml was strangely serpentine, lie talked b no ili; nan" mi biixim s. W hen be MtJiil n Little ItiH k. whither Ins had come 'rom Alabama after be bad tii-cti de enti'il In bi i aiKlidai y for Hi" I'nited Mates Ketite. all the Kur calL-d oh lit!!, but he re.i-lved llicin Willi re f!!iiik" co!!!!!ei. and returned no vis U. He bud it wife. Lilt nolly ever taw her wonderful thing considering be small size of Little Kork nt the ime. During tin; seven years of hi ifijourn be uever crossed any man's hreshold, and no man crossed bis. In idlng the circuit lie always rode alone. H-rtTiitting no companionship, and hile In attendance on court he would I the weather permitted, live in s xnt pitched in the ncighWing wood. here he might not have to look on be lulled face of his fcllownniii. Yet bis modern Tlinon. a t!iounnd times uore embittered ami -malignant than lo of Alliens, whs a devout Christian, issIiIihmi In bis attendance nt church, md always speaking with liitrii' rt Igb.tis conviction. Hut bin strange, iu Uible wife did tad nptcar even on Jic Sabbath. A 9 a lawyer be wajS fc. "rror. Ills knowledge of law wns pro--ligloti and bis memory f nutli-nities iltnost Hiiperbumnn. H could write Mit any t the verbose, involved rom jion law jilonding' word i't word n bey appeared In ('bitty without look ng at n book. He was a master of very technicality by which bis ndver iary t"l'l humiliated and over Jirown. and when be arw to speak lone could resist the fierce torrent of lis fiery eloquence, lie sparml no one ind feared on one; but while be never" mggested a resort to vlolenei , he al ways carried two pistols In tl i poek ts' of his long black coat, in reiidl aess to repeal any attack. In IS.Vi he reappeured one day In our 811 ircme Court, much aged, but still rect, proud, scornful and malignant. tnd after looking around on such or lis old opponents as survived, depnrt !y without speaking to any one, and went forth upon bis lonely way, wbltli r no man knew." FOOT OF THE MODERN GIRL. tveraste Ms of hoe M To-dar la Nuintier live. "Athletic exercise Is undoubtedly Hiding cubits lo the stature of tbe nodcru girl, but,",, remarked an V itreet shoe merchant, "It Is likewise ,ncreaslng tbe length of ber feet. In creasing. Indeed, Into such wouderful proportions tlmt tbe perfect mine Of imn.ll Jokes we used to bear about tbe pedal extremities of Britain's daugh ters. Is entirely exploded. "Having (iaid these young Indies tbe compliment of Imitating tbelr train ing, tbe humorist now finds that his eountry women's feet have developed the proportions be once found so ludi crous, "Tbe time when to possess tiny feet was a thing to b? desired Is past; tbe athletic girl having changed nil that. The proper and beautiful thing nowa days Is to be of chfslcnl dimensions. As It Is shape, not size, that makes or tnnrs tbn bcauly of a foot, the seusl 5le woman hall this evolution witlii jellgbt, proving that tne clirttue" i jwini; to the wholnsmne outdoor life if tie rclly lacdi-rn giiL And. I aiay add," concluded the merchant, 'flint never bus footwear been prettier limn now. It's really amusing to hear, be athletic girl order the b!z-p of ber foot. We sell number 5 and fl now when only a few years back we rare y bad a call for a shoe over number l, that being considered a large shoe. I ortcn pictured the daughters from tlu Flowery Kingdom witnessing such sale. Their sleepy, almond eyes, would stand open In positive horror -onld they see tbe heroic proportion if their Westenydster's pedal extrem ities, and In tbe shock fall to appre ciate that tbe modern girl consults inantlty as well as quality." Wash ngton Post TtMTrouble with Him. "Well, suh," sold Brother Dickey, 'I 'frald Brer Jlnklns will never git along In de worl!" "Why what de matter wld hlmr "Only dls be'skeered er thunder, n he can't dodge llgbtnin'!" Atlanta Constitution. Itefloient ta xeaae or Vela. Mrs. Knocker Ro your husband ha 11 Idea of the value of money T Mrs. Bocker None wbaterar. He ibsolutely doesn't realla what a lore y Ixmuet 00 will boy. MW lark. hi arasr 1st ran It wail , DrtUt Wrm Pre. ' r net an o u ca- 1 j' tw - 4' .-fvLrf't.