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AnothPr M ti,:iit: I li:af i-.v is.-t
working at all wan wort a
graft.
Cheer op, I-iiiiglcv; yr.ur Cyins rjiS
rhine way yet be coitiinii.iitl ss a
submarine lut.
It is seldom CliHt the Sii k Man r,f
Europe fl too "Hir;y" t.j sit up Slid
smile t the jHers.
Tbe aerouauts who halooried from
I'aris to England will hare tiiany ad
mirers hut few Imitator.
However. do not believe Mr.
Rockefeller will ever nu.feed in get
ting any of 1'in-le Itusell Safe's.
"How Ion;.' shall I wear my
flretswK?" ask a girl firrcsXnliit.
I'util you can touch papa for the price
f new m.
It having leeii (U'lnonstratol that
Pullman cars can be made fire proof.
Ibe next thine in line is to provide tip
aroof porters.
Oeorirp Vandcrbilt ha found it nw
rssary to take refuge where the peo
ple are ued to baronial outfit and
lon't mind tht-iu.
Tryrbophytoia is csukuic trouble
imoriK the school children in Itela
rare. The teacher may Ik- compelling
the children to Kpell it.
IrofeKsr IatiKley a Led the public
rime time ago not to expect too much
from hi flying machine. Evidently
the professor knew hi machine.
Tumtit ha Ixmmi chosen as the new
rapital of the Australian federation.
By the insertion of an "I"' this may be
rhantfed at any time to meet possible
ronUnencle.
fJeucral Miles is n'ported to lie rap
idly getting ri.h through his invest
ments In Texas oil lands. It would lw
l terrible blow to Corbiu if Miles
ihould wind up as a multimillionaire.
The Supreme Court of Nebraska
holds that dog are competent witness
es, even though they cannot lc sworn.
And some human beings are incompe
tent, no matter how many oaths they
take.
It has become evident that the mob
spirit is one of the menacing tenden
riea of the times, and it appears to Is?
Increasing In intensity from day to
day. There I now a very general
recognition of the fact that prompt
nd vigorous measures must be taken
to quell this rising of the mob spirit
If the majesty and Justice of the law
re to fe maintained.
The New York Mail and Express
Wants to change the nickname of New
York to "Buckwheat State." Michi
gan will step Into Hue with the de
tnand to be known as the Health
Food State." while Kentucky's choice
will be "The Kye ()ener State." But
New York Is Just a a much entitled to
be known as the home of the buck
wheat as Vermont Is to the reputation
Df belnjjf a maple sirup center.
"Idle" is not the word to describe
Prince Ludwlg Ferdinand of Bavaria.
He Is a general In the Oertnan army.
By profession he Is a surgeon. During
the past summer be has been playing
llrst violin In the orchestra of the
Munich Opera House. He attended
his clinic before going to rehearsal
for the Wagner performances. There
are more princes usefully occupied
nan cynic may be willing to admit
The Paris police have prepared a
)icture-book for the use of travelers
who too things which, because of un
famillariry with the language, they
cannot descrile. It contains represen
tations of 11 kinds of articles, from
keys to purses, and the inquirer, after
missing Tfiluables, has only to turn the
leaves and point at the picture that
most resembles his property. But the
system has its limitations. Unfortu
nately It cannot picture a teruiier,
which is the article now most fre
quently lost by visitors to a foreign
city who do not know the language of
the country.
The college youths who haze are be
hind the times. Hazing does not give
way before advancing civilization, for
tbe reason, perhaps, that the haxirs
uw always youths who have not yt
"caught up with the procession." At
Yale there waa use of red pepper by
the hasers, it is stated, and a mock
lynching, with other violent proceed
tBf, which endangered life and
health. "Academic hoodlums" Is the
term a contemporary applies to the
Tale sophomores, and It Is not far
wrong, since the doings at Yale, If cor
rectly reported, were not such as gen
tlemen of sound mind would engage
In. College becomes a terror to pnr
nts If feather-brained sophomores
may d what tbey please to freshmen.
At other Institutions, rough and un
mannerly persecution were In evl
inure. Hating Is forbidden at most
Institution, but the trouble Is that the
hrohlbltlons are too often understood
to be Pickwickian.
Pro Kent Roosevelt set a good exam
fto to parents by piscina; bis boys In
fofaUc school st Washington. He
CSdl ly tie "Httto red acfcoolbo'
r JtMr M9q$B9at He
mm-is ,: titjiti in '.ur public nool
,etn. Ait I i; ;i!r'itu lit com-
I ,it t t.'ti" ttlcti ttt.- iff rhil Mst.ia
1 t U. r ti c l.'" Of M l'K' cr t'4.;-u,
1 It ! :t -.' tlie j.ut.l m-!:.mJ t. a lu
t. O H.': f...! - ;bj 11 d ..d iiW! .1 -
i;;,,-,Ti- t ::r :-r!;-.:; jt;r!r.:.- :r
. i. I h .1 it oii'!il to I--. It is rt. .t i at
', it Will be .ii.e d..y. But wl'li al i
faults it is the lM ed'M at or: il j -t. u;
of i kin. I the world h.,s tad. n;i.l It
I ! efpi-:a;iy s!i;!'d to :ir ilis i '1-
tl rut. I tuning is B.il nl! of J i
oi'ion. t :i a t of r oi a..! ii" is a:
efeiitial f.-.tuie of (.rs.-tu-al ) a bug
The lioy who ru! utain.-t ,!ier !
In wli'N.l and n p!a groiiii.l b-a n
fcotne i : 1 1 rt i ii t h-s. tj. He learns
there are o;lii-is. He j;cts l.ls rough
corners ruM-l (.rT He is in a m:iil:i
tare woilL He barm not t.k oulv.
but human iwitire. He git- what ue
call experi.iice. And he Icann te U-ar
hiJi--lf a a wlf-re!it:i!g let law
ol rviug citi'U of th - s hool r pub
lic. The Isiy who Is ent riat.
school or to a tut'tr laks thc-e th-u.s.
The public who -I Is slfo a great t h
er of d ni'icraey. lYexiJeiit I! sis e!t'
tv.y sits lf by ide with the nod-carrier"
Isiy. Thai's as go d for Hit u
vi It's b iy a f r th- hod carri r-a; d
esMi-i illy good fur the gonituc; t of
tile icople.
The late Max Keil, in Set,king of
our schools and whisil chihlren. s;iid
tlutt they weie the most ill tired in the
world, and wonderi d whether the fault
In training, or the lack of it, lay in the
home or In the school. Hopkitison
Smith quite agree with the sentiment
of the Kreui-h writer, und John Bris
bane Walker insists "that the school
and colleges should impart a pleasing
voice and address, the art of conver
sation, charm of manner and expert
ness in the care of the person and In
the column nd of It as to dress, postur
and carriage." That Max O'Uell't
statement is to some extent true, must
be admitted, but only to a degree, but
Ihe eminent John Brislwne Walker ex
pects entirely too much when he thinks
the school work of a teacher should
Include regular lessons in polite de
portment. The school population of
the fulled States Is made up of the
most cosmopolitan mixture tn the
world. livery nation on the fail of
the glolio is represented, either by a
newly landed child or the descendant
of an earlier comer. The little girl,
looking like a freshly plucked rose, so
sweet ami dainty is she lu her pretty
lawn frock, and wide ribbons, coming
from a home where refinement and in
telligence are the hall marks of the
family, sits beside with the dark-eyed,
dark-skinned, unkempt little foreign
er whose home Is a room wherein ev
ery department of household affairs Is
conducted, from eating to sleeping, and
whose clothes heaven save the name
are sewn on her to save the trouble
: dressing and undressing. The natty
boy, with his spotless shirt waist anil
carefully tied tie, hob-nobs with the
street urchin, whose one Idea In life Is
to know just, enough to embark In
some business by which he can make
money in the quickest possible man
ner. The first boy sits at the dinner
table, his every move made under the
watchful eye of a careful mother who
knows Just what her training will
mean to that boy. when society claims
him for its own. The second lad eats
as he can, whatever he can grab. And
yet a teacher is expected to take these
two girls, these two boys, diametrically
opposite to each other in every thing,
and Impart to them "charm of manner
and expertness iu the care of the per
son." It would be a task simply hercu
lean In its scope. Every school child,
no matter from where he cornea, la In
sensibly subject to the restraining In
fluence of school life. A teacher who
is firm, quiet and gentle exerts a
"charm of manner' over her most un
ruly popfl, not because It U In her line
of duty, but because her own soothing
personality makes Itself felt, without
the slightest intention ou her part. But
for a teacher to be expected to do
what is either carelessly or negligently
omitted at homo is expecting more,
much more, than she can or should be
called upon to do, in the limited time
given her for the expansion of the Im
mature minds committed sometimes
wholly to her care.
Poor Mother!
The scientific housewife, siy Marj
Moulton Smith, will we that the mem
bers of her family receive the various
elements of food iu their proper pro
portion. "Before brc.lkfujst has boctt pre
pared," she concludes, "or after It has
lieeii served and eaten, the housewife
should add up the different amounts
of proteid, fat and carbohydrate found
In the foods. In the evening you can
,'iml out whether you have taken too
much of one kind of fond, or not
enough of another."
The Chicago Tribune comment on
this advice by dropping Into poetry:
Mother's slow st figures, but slie always
ha to count
The proteids, to see that we secure the
right amount.
She keeps pnd of piper sod a pencil
near the sink,
And estimates onr victuals, ail the thing
we est or drink.
She lists our carboh yd rates ami scribble
down the fat.
And our specific grTity slia always
wntches that.
Consumption of Pis; Iron.
The consumption of pig iron in the
United State for the year Is estimat
ed st ao.dOO.tXiO tons snd the furnaces
hare been producing on that basis, but
a million tons of pig Iron baa been
bought abroad. This ha depressed tbo
nisrket so that a number of furnaces
bare blown out.
When spologlea lie gin to creep Into
friendship. It Is growing shaky.
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Tribiil.'i! :i'U aiel iiu.!i ii;mu !
K.iui of i very mall that workch ct il. i
Koin.no. :l. '
A '"1 c.iisj-ii-iice that c. at pence,
u-1 surpas-eth fVity j . I' j
coii.es so a man In n he l s loyal! j
ami t'ait'ijful'.y kept the. w hole la a iii
te-.i.l a;iJ bas tui:.V rc!-ts) e.n!
nut'. 1.;h..1 tiie ailurcnn nts -f evil. j
Th. re are many lu- .-iii es in tins
be of ours impelling one t" wander;
aw.n from the paths of rivt'.tii'le. It
l f ir easier to Indulge one's M !f am d .
the sof; rUKliiotis of a pleasure loving'
life than to sTrugglc with a sohUr;
spirit to abide by the d:- ipline of tin ;
law. It is much more agri-cable to
Ihul with the tide of easy gng friend- i
ships. i yield to every In-.r.lmate
s'.re of physi.-sil and s.s ial voluptuous
ness. than it is to stem the currents by
stern resolve and harsh self denial.
line way, liowever. leads to moral
destruction; the other lead to the pas
ture of a ieceful conscience. here
proKjHTity and plenty alsuiml. J.ihu
the Baptist iu his prison is happy:
Herod on his Uin.De is miserable, llov.
good It is to serve Cod! What pleas
ure and tnuniulllty there are In loving
Win! He Is lnign ami merciful to
those hoc hiarts are right Isfor.
him. He Is terrible to those who of
fend ami deny Ulni. A gissl conscience
is calm and at rest; a bad conscience is
turbulent and agitated. IVaoe and re
pose reign In a soul which !!.. ngs to
trod; trouble snd Inquietude distract
the soul of the wicked.
An hour Hii.i 1 said ma- at tin
house of Calvary, and aUun ine were
score of sufferers. I could hear above
the liso'.ngs of prayer the snppn-ssi -d
moans of pain. The cold linger of
1i:i1 i,,.-lieil the ohvsi. al f ra
of cadi, but the warm tire of a divlr.c
love gIowel ill their hearts of devotion
The CMTUclaring agony of phy.-.'cill
pain wrctn lusl from ttieiii an iuviiluti
tary groan, but the pleasure and peace
of a goml conscience wreathed their
wan faces into lines of joy. The cer
tainty of lmH-iidiiig death and the sev
ering of all ties that hound thorn to
home anil lifelong friendships were lit
tle b-ss tliau a dully martyrdom, but
over it all was the glow of a wester
lng sun, that touched the landscape of
their lives whh Infinite beauty and
brought their hearts Into sympathy
w!t!l the joys of a life lieyond the
gra ve.
The conscience of the just Iiibii is a
type of heaven Ix-eause he Is at peace
with i Sod ami ;! dwells in his heart;
(hat of a sinner Is a type of hell be
cause it can find no rest and Ik gov
erned by the spirit of evil. (Sood men
fear nothing; the wicked fear every
thing, i tie just are gnl in themselves
because tlxsr lives are governed by the
inspirations of God; the secret motives
and the hidden life of Ihe sinner arc
corrupt and constantly at war with
(Sod. The just enter readily into them
selves because all therein Is iaee and
consolation; the wicked dare not enter
Into themselves, because, like the
seething of the witches' caldron, their
hearts are a turbulent mas of vicious
desires ami unrestrained baseness.
"Know thou and see that it Is a fear
ful and liitter thing for thee to have
left the Ionl thy (Sod." "What hast
thou to do In the land of Egypt but to
drink the troubled waters?" The just
life well amid the pnJns and anguish of
Bfe and die with joy; the wicked lived
Imid pleasures and enjoyments and
lie In bitter pain and anguish.
A life In conformity with the coni
a'laiMlments of God Is, even from a
temporal point of view, the more de
sirable. It writes Its history In the
li.-amlng face; It shows Itself In the
"prightly step of those who are glad
of heart; it touches with a dash of
unshine the thoughts, and it, lights up
i 1th a heavenly glow the desires of
i sou! that experience the friendship
f (Sod. "A good conscience Is a cou
:lnual feast" (Prov. xv).
The Joy of a good conscience being
i precious, it is to lie sought at any
tost, it muwt be secured at all haz
ard. The first step is through repent
ance. "But tliou hast mercy upon all
liecause thou canst do all things, and
sverlookest the slna of men for the
lake of repentance" (Wisdom xl.). The
wptlstn of water washes away from
tie souls of children the stain of orig
in)! Kin; Ihe Uiptiwii of blood washes
t way every stain from the souls of the
nartyrs; the baptism of the heart
h-nnses the wmjs of all penitents. It
Inqsissible for any one to be saved
.tiles he doe nnn.-e, and the meas
tre of repentance must lie according to
he extent of the guilt. "And now,
''lerefiire, nn Ith the Iird, be convert
d to me with all your heart In fasting,
tin! In weeping, and In mourning; snd
ad your hears and not your gar
icuts. and turn to the lxrd yxrur God.
or he is gracious ami merciful, ps
'.inf. and rich In mercy, :jd ready to
irglve" (Joel II.).
Hut while repentance Is the key that
ens tlie door to the Joys of a good
ii si-li in e, a s tiled purpose to kep
i-i, in, ii-iinliih nts Is the mosss to
. in tia one in tin -Ir possession. When
-i.- c.inst ei.tcrs into a maa's aaart
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modern Clinking is laiK. ly
away fr.iu tin
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"Vi., i iimui.H.ii i ne tcr
V". soiml te.l ill the
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"'' our own social re
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iaiics has re
placed (.ersoita
a in b i t I oiis. W
have hIhiiii inii.i
"II to the cnehisloi
j int. c inns. ii. that the human ele
j iiieii! is minis essiiry.
j I'r iii tiie indiis rial licld there If
" but one si. p lo the territory of morals
Heredity, environment and impersonal
j forces are invoked tn read the person
! aiity of man. H.s character is largelj
lreloiionatcd by the mechanics ol
I eircuiiistaiK-e. There is no lei-nay foi
Ihe personal. The day of Individual
!sin is past snd the collective tendeiic)
j is now dominant.
N. day has offered such opH.rtuni
ties f..r deiiihgogues as ours. The mar.
vi iio kiinu'i the i!.iths of human weak
iicss can play uimui ihe uuisses, for thf
masses iillow some one else to think
of tbeiii. lur standard of iiHirallti
are not fixed by mi.vlvin. What w
need to-day Is a relnoirnati'iti of th
peisoiuil clement, for the sense of per
semi! ro-ioiisi).ility lacking.
j u Wnr.H Yo;K'l IIKIt.
i n Dr. John Irrrtttc Drlrrr
! There arc I'lioltgli anti -s.il.s.nists tn
j make an end of
I ' .mHiiilliilV ; there
tin- sal.Miii in every
are enough I'mhlbi
j t oiilsls i, enact prohibition In every
Stuti ; there are enough honist men
to stop all ga lidding am' enough virtu
oin pMiple I., el. ise iii every (llsreptlta
hie resort. This is true of even Chi
cagi and New York and every other
city. There are enough Christian peo
ple to win this whole world fur Christ
Iu the present generation. The one
thing lacking is unity of aition, the
laying aside of noii essentials and the
uniting of all forces non the few
vital points iijiii Hliich nil Christ ''ans
and reformers are agreed.
The nal dlftlculty with us nil in
snjiic Irrelevant or sclltsli or vainglor
ious matter. With Christians It is le
tioiiiiiiatioiialism; with reformer it is
partisanism: with local politicians
and "workeis" It is ollice and "graft."
How to build up our isirticular church
or party or machine, rather than how
to promote Christianity and patriotism
and civic virtue and honor, is the one
absorbing thought and endeavor. Gam
blers and grafters and saUoohists and
evildoeis of every ilk and hue stand
logelhcr, wiiile churches and reform
ers are easily outwitted and defeated
and driven back, lacking unity and
cohesion and a comprehensive plan of
campaign.
whom; turn's mk-skngkh.
Br BIop Carrier.
It is so natural a thing to pcnN-tuate
the memory of a gssl man by a splen
did tomb that the denunciation which
the text utters ne.sls explanation.
What Christ rebuked was the self -flattery
of thes scribes and Pharisee
that they would never liave done such
wrong to t Sod's messenger as their
ancestors had wrought. Christ was
teaching these men that they knew
nothing of tiie depths of their own
hearts. Kor at that moment they
were plotting tlie murder of one great
er, holler, more loving than all tlie
ancient prophets.
Could si !f Ignorance B farther? Yes.
When men and women in Ihe wen
tie! a century and in the full blaze rrf
gospel iiv'ht revile those wribes and
riiarisees uud Kay: "If we had lived
in their days we would not have re
jccled Jiiih." And when Jesus conn's
not ns a peasant of Galilee, not as a
poverty-stricken wanderer, not ss one
with mi pince to lay his head, but as
the one who has given us everything
which make our modern life worth
living, have we as much excuse as
those scribes and Pharisees for not
accepting Christ 1
Fentcnc Scrranna.
You cannot wlti souls In your sleep..
Back-sealer ivmri Us-ome back
sliders. He who entertains envy Invites
enmity.
The Bible Is a time card and not a
ticket.
Our habits here determine our habit
t here.
Wishes and not words are the rruo
prayers.
HUent sermons are often the roost
successful.
Temptation Is the devil's form of
Injunction.
A negligent love csn easily becomo
s diligent hate.
What you pray for you ougnt to Is;
willing to psy for.
Licking s boy to make him go to
Sunday school Is a flrat-dass wsy of
taadlr? Kiss u "Jerfl.
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GIIiL 1'LKAsE IHJXT-
("liderMke to read aloud unlr
juui pontinciatlon it "nect.
Kat asth ach jou itgsrded tbe
' t the cbltf aitu of Ute.
Tbltk men Uke fiur pedantic
utteraticts with any seriousness.
I'M to kei p st a distance tlie n.an
a l.o Halters a'.! tbe lime.
Believe the youth who pra'cs
st out l)is Ligb ii riii p slllon.
Mixtion the nanje if men when
In a crodui a-snub:y.
Drair your religious views to the
front whete tbete ii co excuse there
for. Say alleged tniait things to a toao
unit-si sure if jour groucd.
I'tofeiss to ktmw more than you
really do when In the company of
men.
Take op learned subject for dis
cuss on because men are jour audit
ors. 1'b.lladelphia Bulletin.
Reads l.i kn a Miracle.
Friarvpoint, Miss., Nor. 30 The
Butler case still continues to I the
talk of the town. Mr. (1. U Butler,
the father of the little boy, says:
"The doctor sahl my boy had disease
of the spinal chord, and treated him
for two months, during which he got
worse si! the time. Finally, the doctor
told me he did not know what was tbe
trouble. The boy would wake up dur
ing the night and say that be ii
dying. He would be nervous and trem
bling and would want to run from the
bouse, saying he saw ugly things
which frightened him. After we bsd
tried everything else, I read an adver
tisement of Dodd's Kidney Bills ss s
euro for Nervous Troubles. I pur
chased some and used them until he
had taken altogether eight boxes,
when be was sound snd well with
not s single symptom of the old trou
ble. This was some month ago, snd
I feel sure that he Is permanently
cured. W'a owe to Ilodd's Kidney Bills
sll the credit for bis restoritioo to
good health."
COULD AITRECITE IT.
Hostess"! bae been told that
the Kusslans never touch food nor
diiok without making the sigD of
tnc cross."
Travdor "Well, there are some
Ri.s-.Ian drinks, and a (jocd many
Russia o dliliis, that 1 wouldn't,
touch without making tbe sign of
the cross and saying my prayers
to."
Reasonably Certain "I understand
old Sklufltrit has got religion."
"It's possible."
"Do you really think so?"
"Well, if Skinflint, and religion
have come together at all I think It
Is safe to say that he bas got relig
ion. Thete certainly Is nothing to
indicate that religion lias got him.'
The Brpgar's Advice. Smith (see
ing beggar bearing sign reading
"Deaf and Dumb) "I'd like to help
this poor fellow, but I don't know
how to tell whether be is really deaf
and dumb. .
Beggar (softly) "Read the sign,
mister; read the sign. Indianapolis
Journal.
BEALLY A SERIOUS MATTER.
Actor "Hurry or we'll miss the
ttain."
Actress "I can't find my dia
monds or my putse".
"Oh well, oever mind."
"Yes, but tbe purse bad ten dol
lars In IL"
Kaosas Is hating trouble , with
weeds just now. Tbe Kansas Ci.y
Journal says that tlie Prossa branch
railroad has almost gone out of
business because if them.
Pitt
ANgetabie Preparation for As -similating
iheFoodandllegula
uiigllKbtoiikXhsaralDcTWlsrf IB -k. .a-, iistriil
Promotes DigcslionChwrfur
ness and Rest Contains neilher
Opnjm.Mofphine norMuteral.
jVotNahcotic.
MsaW-
Apcffecl Remedy rorCorsUp
non. Sour Slonh.Diarrhoca
Worms Xkirtvulsions .Fevenslv
tvas and Loss or Sleep.
racSimils Signahtrs of
NEW YORK.
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Aaavr laUa kii'l
Mrs 0. WV
rocks, of Ss
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df Wicomico
Cjr!y. ssysl
"I suffered
with k.duey
r.cTsoisint foe
(lKl.t years. II
ca me on ma
gradually. C
felt tired if
weak. w s
short of bresto snd was troubled with
bloating after eating snd my limb
were badly swollen. Otie doctor toid,
me it would finally turn to Bright's dl-
ease. I was laid tip at one time for
three weeks. I had not taken Doso'V
Kidney I'lils more than three day
when the distressing schlng serosa my'
back disappeared, and later all tba
other symptoms left me."
For sale by all druggists. Price SO
cents per box. Foster Milburn Co.
Buffalo, X Y.
Knew Human (Nature.
"I came to the city to attend U
some details of the World's r'alf
matters," said ex-Governor W. D.
Hoard "but I brought a new stotyi
with me. A teacher, Id rne of oor
schools had talked long and fa!tn4
fully to ber class, until she hadl
thoroughly di tiled into it tbe Ideal
that, when a man has to wives It is
bigamy; when lie exceeds two It be
comes polygamy, while to have buti
one is nionugaLiy. ,
"Neit day, while the directors!
were present, she held an examlna-"
tlon and asked a b'jy the following
questlons: " 'Wbat Is it when a man bas
to wires?"
" 'PlBsmr.'
" 'What Is it when ha bas
than two'
" 'Polygamy.'
" 'What Is it when be bss
moro
!
i
enla
one?1
" 'Monotony" the urchin shouted.i
proving that his kr.-iwledge of mar
rled life was not c 'nrJned to tbe
claisrjom." Milwaukee Santlnol.
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hiMLo slnrrwai ami Uiat sal't linn otll pay Ui.
turn ot (INK IH;MilKI) ImiI.I.AIL (of aaclil
ajjil ry i-Jisa nl Catarhh tliat nuinoi ba
cured tiy tlio ua ol Hah.'s ( atarhh i cms. .
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euc, ttita (-lli day of li;mUr, A. U. UM.
w. r.i.FAsnv
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IIkII ' fatarrh Cure tn txken tntfrnalty and
dtrot-tly on Uie t)(ssl mid mix-out kurtiACa of lha
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Frlenrl "Docs the Delsarte system
teach you how to act when pre posedt
to?" j
Bride "Yes; I studied that par
carefully."
"Did you use it"
"I used it with three or four wbotn
I rejected and I did It beautifully
I knowjbut when dear Tom puip.fj
I forgot all about It."
IU Hound to Conic "Of course,"
said the optimist, "If a nun gtta
into the habit of hunting trouble
he's sure to find it."
"yes,"replled the pessimist, "andt
If he's so lazy that he always trie
to avoid It, he will find bim. Sot
what's the difference?" I'blladeV-l
pbla Press.
Profeaor Dunbar of Hamburg
claims to have disco vet ed the poison!
In tbe pollen of flowers which cause
hay ferer and also lu antidote.
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
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