THE NEW MINISTER. ' T ! tl eee ..Wee i w . HAT do you thick. Aunt Vio let? The ww minister is com ing to-night!" Miriam Blake aod bir cousin, Effle lower, burst Into tbe quiet old fash ioned sitting-rooui like twin gales of wind so fresh and sudden and inspirit ing were thej. It was a very cheerful apartment with the crimson, carpet flooded with October sunshine, the canary singing from his cage among the geraniums In the window-seat. aDd a bright wood tire crackling from the most burnish ed of brass audlorns on the hearth for Aunt Violet loved an open fire, and adhered to it through all the mod ern Innovations. She was a woman past thirty, yet sry pretty withal a woman whose type of face and form would always remain youthful. Brown hair, with rfppUng lights of gold upon Its sur face; blue-gray eyes, large and shaded with long lashes; a completion where the fresh white and red betokened perfect health and a smiling, cherry red, melting mouth, whose smiles be trayed a singularly regular set of teeth Miss Violet Brown was perhaps quite as attractive In her mature wo manhood as she had been in her fresh er girl-days. To-nlghtr said Aunt Violet- "And U the parsonage all In readiness?" "All prepared, I believe. And what do you think. Aunt Violet," went on Miriam, with girlish eagerness, "of old Mrs. Marsh going there with her two daughters to prepare tea. and make it 'sort o' hum-like.' as she says, for him the first night'" And Violet smiled over her crochet "Why," struck in Eliie Towers, "the Marsh girls are as old as the bills." "Not quite as old as the hills," said Auut Violet, quietly. "Sarah Marsh Is about my age, and Mehitable can not be more than a year or two older." "Uh, Auut Violet:" said Kflie, coax luyly, stealing both arms around Miss Brown's Mender waist, "nobody ever thinks of your being old!" "It's an indisputable fact neverthe less," said Aunt Violet, serenely. "Aunt Violet." said Miriam sudden ly, as she tat looking her uunt full in the face, "Low 1 wish Mr. Smith would full in love with you!" Aunt Violet Minted her shoulders. "My dear child, isn't' Drown a sulfl rlently common cognomen but you want to change it into the still more hackneyed name of Smith?" "I wasn't thinking of the name, Annt Violet I was only reflecting to myself what a splendid minister's wife you would make." "I shall never make anybody's wife, Miriam." "What nonsense:" ejacuiatea tne gay girL "Why, aunty, you are the prettiest of our whole set, yet with your sweet-pea complexion and those big Innocent eyes of yours " - But here Effie Towers interrupted, peaking gravely with serious glance. "I know what makes Aunt Violet speak so, Miriam she has had a dis appointment years and years ago." "Aunty! Did yon really?" '"Years and years ago,' as Effie says, I had a lover," returned Aunt Violet calmly. "And what interrupted the current of true love?" , "I' was foolish, and wished to test my power. Clarence, that was his name, was hasty and impulsive, and my folly incensed him. So we parted." "And is he married now'" "I do not know. I have never seen nor heard from him since. He was only spending the summer vacation, a college student. In our quiet village." "What was his last name?" "N'iraporte, Miriam, do not let us disinter s.v.y more of the horrid past I have told you my folly. See that you take warning by it." And none of Miriam Blake's soft coaxings could win from Aunt Violet any further confidences. "You are not an old maid, darling aunty," said Miriam, "but Sarah Marsh in, tnd I mean to enter the lists with her myself to win the now min ister's furor. The parsonage would make a pretty nest for such a bird as l am, all embowered in roses and clematis, and full of delicious little by windows and maple-shaded piazzeg. I hope he's young and good looking." "He's Just thirty-five," said Ettie, "for Iiencon Aiden told me so." "Did he say whether he was good looking, or not?" "No, he didn't, as if Deacon Aldon cared fur his looks." "Thirty-five that is rather old-baeb-tlorish, but a man isn't totally past reform at thirty-five," observed Mir iam, pensively.- "If Aunt Violet won't have him I'll try my chance." "I shall never marry," gravely re iterated Aunt Violet, with more seri ousness than Miriam's light-jesting way feeuied to call for. "If that's the case," said Miriam, "I'll go and rip up the breadths of my lilac lawn dress, and have the fluted nifties done tip. One can't be too care ful of one's advantage of costume at am-n a critical time, ana r Know aienii- able Marsh has got a white dress with bhie rosebuds all over It". "Miriam, what a rattlepate yon are," aid Effle. . . "Don't I tell you I need a minister for a husband, lust to sober me down?" . Ami with this I'arthlsn arrow of re tort, .Miss tlhiam quitted the room, with Effle following ber. I'Ttwutly she came back again, daoc lug merrily into the reon. "I've found out my future husband's name." "What is itr "A decided novelty John Smith." Auut Violet smiled, and Miriam van ished once more like a twinkling bit of thistledown. Violet Brown sat gazing into the coral depths of the bright embers that had fallen through the logs on the hearth. Somehow, spite of her asser tion of self-reliance and independence. she felt very lonely that October after noon. "I'll go fur a walk," thought Violet. "Perhaps a little exercUe will dissi pate this gathering despondeney." She tied a round hat uni.er her curls, put on a coquettish scarlet cir cle, tasseled with white silk, which, according to her loving nieces, "made her look like a delicious little Ited Hiding Hood." and went out Into the fresh autumn air, where the woods, all radiant with gold and crimson glories, were showering their leafy tro phies on the walks below, as she en tered their silent a'-Ies. "Autumn," she thought sadly, "how soon it has come upoii us! And it is but a little while since spring was here with her dew and roses. My spring has vanished, too, snd unlike the sacred season of birds and blos soms, it will never return to me again. Heigho! I wonder what I was born "TlilSKI.NU A U1TLE 1'L.NSIVtXY into this world for. 1 don't seem to be of very much use to anybody." Violet was thinking thus, a little pen sively, as she sat on a moss-enameled fallen tree, tapping the drifts of yel low leaves with the point of her para sol, and letting the fresh, fragrant wind blow the gold-brown curls back from her forehead. She was not think ing how picturesque was her attitude, nor how beautiful her face looked In Its oval clearness, with pink flushes on either cheek, but both these facts struck the perceptions of a tall strang er carrying a valise in his left hand, who had Just crossed the stile leading from the main road, and entered the illuminated glow of the autumnal woods. He raised his hat with a courteous motion as Miss Brown started at his advancing footsteps. "1 beg your pardon; I fear I have unintentionally startled you." "Not at all." Violet looked up earn estly at his face as she answered. "Perhaps you can direct me to the shortest cut across these woods to Millhambury? I am not quite certain as to my localities." "You are on the direct path now, Clarence Smith." lis started, in his turn, and gazed scrutluizingly Into her face. "I thought it was familiar to me!" he exclaimed, "and now 1 know It Violet! who would have thought of meeting you here?" Violet Brown trembled like an aspen leaf, but she strove to control her self. "The world Is full of Just such chance meetings, Clarence." She had half turned away, but the gentleman had put down his valise, and was evidently inclined not to part with her so readily. "Stop, Violet do not go away. My love! I have so longed to see yoif, all these years. Tell me that you have not entirely forgotten the past that you have still a word of tenderness for the wayward lover who flung away his brightest chances of happiness long ago! Violet, you were my first love be my hist?" "Do you love" me still, Clarence?" she asked, the blue-gray eyes soften ing to a strangely tender brightness. "Do I breathe and exist still? I tell you, Violet, my heart Is like the century plant which only blossoms once and Its blossoming is In the sun shine of your love alone." She was silent lovelier than ever, Clarence thought, in the momentary indecision, the shy hesitation of her manner, as she stood under the old trees, a gold-tinted leaf drifting down here and there around her, and her tremulous hands clasped to hide their flutter as far as might be. "Violet, darling! tell me that you love me." . , . "I love you, Clarence!" There- is a Garden of Eden created anew for every happy pair of lovers and Clarence and Violet stood In Paradise now!- "But Clarence," re timed Violet, wtoti the first all-absorbed words and glances of their new happiness hid been exchanged, "I don't comprehend this at all How did you come here? and how did you know where to find meT" "I did not know where to find you. lolet. Chance has been my friend here, and as for tcy opportune appear ance on the scene, it is very easily ac counted for. I have been called to take charge of the parish of Millbam bLry " "Clarence, you axe not th new min ister?" ''But I am the new minister." "His name Is John Smith." "I beg your pardon, mis amlma II is John Clarence Smith." And Violet's surprise wss sufficient ly amusing to the reverend gentleman at ber side. Old Mrs. Bezabel Marsh snd ber two elderly, hard-favored daughters, had got the parsonage all ready, even to lighting the evening lamps on the study-table, snd poking the clear an thracite fire that burned In the dining room grate Miss Mebetable had turned the tumbler of crimsou currant Jelly Into its cut-glass dish, and disposed the green sprigs of parsley to the most striking effect round the thinly-cut slices of boiled tongue, while Miss Sarah made s Leaning Tower of Pisa of the buttermilk biscuits, and whisk ed the flies away from the sugar-basin. In readiness for the expected guest and like the hero of soug, "still be came not!" "The klttle's boilln', snd the tea's all steeped," said Mrs. Marsh, as she sat in the big rocking-chair in front of the fire. "It'll be spiled If he don't come pretty soon." "He'll be here presently now," said Miss Mehetable, loosening ber curls from their confining papers. "Oh, ma! I wonder If he'll be pleased with what we've done." "He can't help it" said Mrs. Marsh, mentally congratulating herself on her double chances of being the minister's mother-in-law. But the words were yet ou her lips and the triumphant re flections yet in her mind, when a knock came softly to the door, and Miriam Wake entered, rosy with her long walk through the frosty autumn twilight "Have you beard the news?" ns!;ed Miriam. "I thought I'd come over and tell you. The new minister has come." "Sakes alive!" ejaculated Mrs. Marsh. "I don't b'lieve It," slid Mehetable. "Oil, but lie lias fur I've seen him. And you nc-dn't stay here any lunger, for he has concluded to remain at our house to-night." Mrs. Marsh and her daughters both stared. "What an airth does it all mean?" demanded the elder lady "I'll tell you a very, very great se cret," cried the delighted Miriam. "He's an old beau of Aunt Violet's, and the engagement has been renewed, and my dear little blue-eyed aunt Is to be the minister's wife the very next month that ever dawn uou us!" "Laud o' Goshen!" cried Mrs. Marsh. "Well 1 never!" said Miss Sarah. "I shouldu't think," venomously com mented Miss Mehetable, "that he'd want to marry an old maid." "There are more old maids than one In the world," observed Miriam, phil osophically. "So If you'll kindly lock up the room, I'll take the key back to my new unele-that-Is-to-be. I bad thought of setting my cap at the new minister myself, but I cheerfully yield the palm to Aunt Violet" She tripped home, through the dusk, laughing to herself st the discomfit ure of the Marsh family, Aunt Violet and Mr. John C. Smith were sitting cozily together over the Are when she returned, and, as she passed through the room, she only paused to throw her arms around Violet's neck, and whisper: "What do you think now about never tnarrylug, Auut Violet?" The Huarth stone. Monkey Iiacipiiue. One of the monkey cage in the New York "Zoo" contains a mother monkey and ber baby. Some visitors one day gave the mother a chocolate jM-ppcniiint. She tasted It, smacked her lips, winked, and put it all into her mouth only to remove it at once, and smack and wink much harder. After a second she repealed her ex periment, and again hastily removed the peppermint. Once more she put the dainty In ber mouth, but once more took it out Then, with watery eyes, she laid the candy carefully on the led? of her cage, turned her back, walked over to the ofiposiie side, seized the rails with both hands, and gazed out as If she bad never seen a peppermint. Meanwhile the baby, who bad Iteen engaged with visitors In a corner, had returned to the front Seeing the pep permint, he picked It tip and taste' it. But his mother's three experi ments hnd left only a nibble for him. That disposed of, he, too, walked to the opposite side, seized the rails, and stood gazing out with the same nlr of nttvr absorption as his mother's. As soon as the latter bad cooled down she came back again, and look ed for the peppermint. Not seeing It she swept with one paw all along the ledge where she hud left It, but In vain. Suddenly she ran to the baby, and twisting bis bead to face herself, put one hand on each of his Jaws, pulled his mouth wide open, stuck her head In, and gave a big sniff. Then she turned him over and spanked him soundly. We don't know that the Latin In scrlptlons on tombstones stand for, bat have an Idea tbat, translated Inte English, they would mean: "He's al to." MHHtmillltHHt1H OLD FAVORITES 1 t t lUttHttMIIHHKHHtll ailrer Thread Anoas the Gold. Darling. I am growing old Silver thread among rhe gold Shine upon my brow to-day Life is fading fast amy; liut, my dariiug, you sill b Ala yvuag aud fair to uie! CHORUS. Darling. I aui growing ulJ Siivw thread among the gold Shine upou my brow to-day Life is fading fast away. When your hair ia silver whits And your cheeks do longer bright ' With the rose of the May I will kiss your lips, and say: Oh! my dariiug, uime alone. You have uerer older gnjwn. l.ove cau never mure grow old; lxck may lose their brown and gold, C heel a may lade and hollow grow. But the heart that love will know Never winter' frust and chill; Summer warmth is ia tliuin still Love Is always young tod fair, What to us is silver hair, Faded cheeks or stes grown slow, To the heart that beats below? Since I kissed you, mine alone. You have never older grows. Euen K. Bexford. The Star. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you sre! Up ahoTo the world so high, Like a diamond in the sky. When the blazing sun is gone, When ho notliiug shimw upon, Then you show your little light Tvtiakle, twinkle, all the night - Tltcn the traveler i-j the dark Thanks you fur your tiny spark He could not see which way to go, If you did not twinkle so. In the dark b'.ue sky you keep. And oficii tliruugh my curtains peep, I'.r you neer shut your eye Till the sun isin the kky. As ymir bri-lit nnd tiny spark I.iili's the tr.iveier in ( he dark, '1 in. i rli I knmv not what jou are, Twinkle. twiiiLle, little slur. June Taylor. LIFE IN ENGLISH VILLAGES. It In Not the IrirHic Korm that Po tt hiiiu About. "1 know a village where there are no fewer Ihuu thirty cottages with but one bedroom piece, and in each of these single bedrooms six. seven and more people are sleeping," says, A. Muulcliore-Bruce, writing In th'j Ixm doii Mall about life In the average English village. "In one of them, father, mother and eight children hud dled togcth'f. In another, father, mother and six children three of whom are growu up are sleeping. In these cottager there is one living room downstairs and no sanitary arrange ment of any kind. At the back of the cottages runs an open ditch. It is alio an open sewer. "Here, In the very heart of the coun try, I expect to find abundance of pure water, abundance of sweet air. Too oft,en I find neither about the cottages. Hundreds of villages have no water supply, though a compara tively small expenditure could provide It. I know a village It Is typical of hundreds where the cottagers have to go half a mile to get water. A foul ditch furnishes another village with the whole of its water supply. Offens ive refuse heaps lie piled round the crumbling walls of the cottages. The wooden floors without are rotten with sewage. "Norfolk, Suffolk and Essex contain many bjcu villages, and other coun ties. such as Bedford, Cambridge shire, Wiltshire. Dorset, Somerset easily vie with them. I could write of lonely cottages far across the fields, with no water within a mil, whence the children morning aftiT morning walk two miles to school, and drag their tired limbs that - distance back again at night and this whatever the weather; where the postal service comes but once a week; where the men and boys walk daUy five or six miles to and fpm work; where of drainage there Is none; where of the simplest fcanitntlun there? Is pone; where tb' midlcal ollb-er of health conies not, and where the inspector of nuisance' is unknown." GLOVES MADE OF RAT SKIN. Hide of Koitcut Too small for Kven the Child's t-ize. A reisirt comes from Copenhagen that a great rat bunt lia been organ ized there and that the skins of many thousand of the victims are to bo used in making gloves. If the rat hunters in the iJaulsh capital cherish uny such hopes th?y iw doomed lo disappointment, wys the I'hII Mall (la zetta Itat skins cannot be made Into gloves fit for commerce. The belief that n valuable raw material Is being neglected here survives only in the minds "f the Inexpert. The glove maker knows much Lx-t'er. A Norwe gian merchant one? came to England aad Informed a well-known glove maker hat he bad collected over 100, 000 rat skins and was prepared to re ceive offers for 't hem. He was fully convinced that the skins were suitable for gloremaklng. But the manufact urer found tbat the largest skin wns only some six Inches long mid he beld up s kid skin for the smallest site of glove, a child's, which was eight Inches long, and asked bow be was to cut sack a glove 'out of rat skin. TTi.ii he took up the smallest kid skin for s busy's glove, eleven Inches long, snd wbwi he asked bow that was to be cut out of s rst skin the Norwe gian merchant laughed st the ides snd went sway disappointed. The best offer be got for those skins, which b had collected with so much care, was 3 shillings s hundredweight from a man who was willing to boll them down for glue. A famous glovemaklng firm baa a collection of curiosities relating to ths trade, and one of them Is the largest pair of gloves ever made out of a rat skin. The belief that sucb skins could be made into gloves wss lsid before the managers so confidentially that they resolved to put It to the trial, and they ordered . a number of ths skins of the largest rats which could be found in Grimsby. But the rat is a fighting animal, aud bears the marks of many battles ou hi body, and U was found that the skins were sa scarred aud torn that It was with the utmost difficulty that perfect pieces large enough for the purpose could bs obtained. In the end. after ten skins had been used, a pair of gloves wal cut and made, and they are retained lu the collection to this day. But they are so small that they would fit only the smallest, of small boys. Thus it was shown that however che.iply rat skins might be obtaini'd they would offer no advantages to the glovemaker. The rabbit skin Is equally useless for th'.s purpose, snd humane jieople may also dismiss from their minds the fear that the skins of pet dogs are mad Into gloves. The dogskin glove of which we used to hesr Is made out of the skin of the Cape goat. WIT BUBBLES IN TOASTS Soaae Ilamoroaa ftentiaajent I'ithll) Kl pressed at Banquets. A publisher once gave the following: "Woman, the fairest work In all crea tion. Tho -d!tiou Is large and no mas bhould be without a copy." This ia fairly seconded by a youtb who, giving bis distant sweetheart, tald: "Delectable dtur, so sweet that honey would blush In her presence aud tr-acle stand appaUid." l'urther Li regard to the fair sex, we have: "Woman, she n-eds no eu logy; she speaks for hen-elf." "Wo man, the bitter half of man." In regarl to muirltnony some bache lor once gave: "Marriage, the gati through which the happy lover b-avei his enchanted ground and returns tc earth." At the marriage of a dmf and diiml collide Kut.ie wit wished them "un speakable bliss." At a supper given to a writer d coiii'-dies a wag said: "The writer-! very good health. May he live to be al old as his Jokes." from a law critic: "The bench and the bar. If It were not for the bai there would be little use for the bench. A celebrated statesman, while din ing with a duchess on her lght!ell birthday, In proposing her health, said "May you live, my la ly duchess, uu til you begin to grow ugly." "I thank you, sir," she said, "an may you long continue your taste fu) antiquities." London Tit Bit. I toman lirlcka. The rebuilding of the campanile h Venice has begun. It is expected tha: the structure will be finished by 19O0 Although the fall of the tower was i deplorable loss, some good attendef It In the opportunity It gave acheUo gists to examine the bricks. It was found that the bricks haf ben used In arches, fortifications, thi tops of walls and In other ways befon they were built Into the campanile, ant that they are not Venetian but Ilomai bricks. The ancient bricks were made It slices, for In insny the lsyers could lx seen undisturbed. It Is said tba bricks made this way can bear i gieater weight than modern bricks. The bricks examined were of th first ctiitury. One of them bore the Imprint of a horseshoe, which maj prove that the Itomans used a horse shoe like ours, although It is genet ally believed that their borsehou were strapped ou, not nailed. The Art of LUtonlng. There Is a grace of kind Ilstenln, as will as a grace of kind speaking Since men listen wllh an abstractet air which shows that their tboughu are elsewhere, or they seem to listen but by wide answers and Irrelevan questions show tbat they have beci occupied wllh their own thoughts ai being more Interesting, at least It their owu estimation, than what yoi have been saying. Some Interrupt atj will not hear you to the end. Somi bear you to the end, and forthwith be gin to talk to you about a similar ex per lei ice which has befallen them t-elvs, making your cose only an Illus tratlon of their own. Some, mean lug to be kind, listen with such a do termlned. lively, violent atentlon, thai you nre at once made uncomfortabli and the charm of conversation Is at ai end. Many persons whose tnanneri will stand the test of speaking breal down under the trial of listening. " A True Portrait. The widow was taking her first loot at the bust of ber beloved husband The clay was still damp. 'Tray ex amine It well, madam," said the sculp tor. "If there Is anything wrong 1 cau alter It." The widow looked at it with a mix ture of sorrow and satisfaction. "It Is Just like him," she said, "i perfect portrait bis large nose tbi sign of goodness." Here sbe burst into tears, "He was so good! Mak the nose a little larger!" It will ruin an msa to be ben pecluML We nerer knew sucb a uai to amount to aathlag. SAVtD Tiff WttOU fAJdX Two huntsmen were out on lake, rowing, i'roui the rushes emerged a mallard surrounded by a brood of tiny balls of feather, and the mother duck headed the way across am arm f the lake. One of the observers teUs the story In Forest snd Stream: When they were too far awsy faon their biding place to turn back we closed in upon them, drawing closer snd closer; and with every stroke of our oars the mother bird quacked en couragingly to ber brood to hurry along, the little ones giving out plain tive peeps that no doubt went deep Into the mother's heart Wondering whether on our approach the mother bird would abandon ber brood, we rowed close alongside of her. when we could easily have dis patched ber with an oar; but with one eye upon us aud the other upon ber brood, she swam along In the lead, simply unmindful of the danger t herself. By this time the little sues began to string out until they formed a thin, feathery peeping line behind the mother. There was one little fellow who could not keep up, and who was a yard or more behind the end of the Hue, aud who struggled and peeped bravely but slowly aud weakly along. I'pon him the attention of the mother was bestowed. Her voice seemed di rected toward him, and ber gase, as The turned her head, concentrated tipon him. It was sucb a sight as one but seldom has the opportunity to wit ness. Allowing our boat to rest quiet we kept close watch on the mother, who took the opportunity to spring clear of the water and fly to the little one. In a moment the feeble aud tired duckling was snug upon Its mother's back, and with a gladsome quacking, faltitly echoed by the peeping of the rest of the brood, she once more led the aquatic procession. In a few mo ments they were within the welcome rushes, and we saw them no more. THE FIREMAN'S RISK. I n volifiu 1 1 uu (lie l'anuer Iue to I lc Iriial Min W. Une of the objections to the erection jf eiee.ric ulna on lol.-s lu citiis is ibi- hii.diaiiee whah such wiles olfir to fice ucve-s to a burning building, by uieuu of ladders nud lire towers, it is lit times nlw Iiecissary to cut eucb wiies to afford uccos to a buru iu,' building a wiik which Is not highly upprcciutcd by the hie lighters. Another dilliculty presents Itself also, t.umily, the danger lo tho tiretuea from electric shocks due lo current carried lo the ljo.zle by the stream of water when It comes in contact with live wires. Such shocks have more thus once been of BuUicIciit strength to dis able firemen for a time, bat, so far as Is known, no fatalities due to this cause huve occurred. lu order to as certain to what extent firemen ate subject to risk of life, If at all, wbea the stream of water thrown from the hose strike against live wires, a scries of experiments were reecatly undertaken In Germany. They wui made with pressure of 0,000 volts al ternating current, and 550 volts dlrvet current The stream of water was di rected against a portion of the wires from which the insulation bad been previously removed. With the fl.OOa volts pressure It was found that the resistance of about one foot of ordin ary hydrant water reduced the poten tial of the current to a point when it was not dangerous, but the effects were not pleasant When the resist ance of the water was lowered by the addition of 0.05 per cent of soda the minimum safe length of the stream was Increased to about forty Inches. Vlth MO volts direct current a danger bus voltage was not reached with pure hydrant water, but with the same percentage of soda In the water harm ful potentials were Indicated by the volt meters used In the tests when the oin aiu of wafer was only three inches ling. Ou the whole, the results of the expe,!uwu5 showed that the danger to firemen from the contact of water from the hose with live wires carrying' high potentlnls Is not ordinarily so great as has been generally supposed hitherto. This, however. Is no reason for lessening the precautions looking to the safety and best Interests of all con cerned In this matter. I'hUadelphla Uecord, l'ri-ak Taxr. Freak taxes are nothing new under the sun. In London there used to be a window tax. every householder hav ing to pay so much for every window" In his dwelling. In the days of Charles 11. the British capital had a tax ou chimneys, which produced many a pound to gild the pleasures of the merry monarch. There was, the imrm nt nn bleu behind the chlinner tax. for London was beginning to get smoky theu, and It was thought Unit., by taxing chimneys 'their n amber would be reduced and there would be less sn)oke. i jj f . , A New Scheme. ' , . . "Say, boss," suld the thin beggar,, 'won't yer help a poor, eick inaoi A , kind doctor gimme a prescription an' I'd like ter use It".. ' ' ' "And you want me to pay for tba medicine?" Inquired Mr. Ooodart "Oh, no; I got the medicine all right, but It's to be took before meals. I thought mebbe you'd gimme tbe price o' one o' tbe meals." Philadelphia Press. When there la a sudden shouting on tbe streets, a woman aJwaye looks town In an alarmed way to as If ber tklrt la coming oO.