Harrison press-journal. (Harrison, Nebraska) 1899-1905, October 22, 1903, Image 5
Why Lucretia ANOETY! llangety! Bang! "Tlint mop again!" groaned Imvis llttTon, fixing bis wife with an Irritable rye as lie sat back despairingly in bis easy chair, spread ing the Evening Banner over bin knees with nervous lingers. "I'm sorry, Mavis," said apologetic little Mrs. Ilerron, "It dues germ an Impossibility for Lucretia to di any thing qui. -t!y." Her husband gave a disapproving grunt. "I'll j-:" be remarked audibly. "I bought this farm to have a little quiet; that 8 what 1 bought It fur. I come out of town to rest my nerves, and what do I get? I hire a farmer to run the place; I give you money for help; I do everything I ran, and I'm not considered a bit. Next Suin 1 mer " his. high bald head shoo!; warn lngly. "I've done my best," returned Cor nelia Hinon. "No town servant will stay out here. We are fortunate to pet Lucretia Woods, I Bay." Iavis gave a wee smile of concilia tion. When his unusually meek better half allowed that metallic note to cr.ep into hr soft voice and pinched on her eye glasses, It was time to smile. "Of course, of course," he made haste to say. "Hut, my dear, you see how It affects me." "And I do more work than I like to," went on Mrs.' Ilerron, taking advant age. "If Taney cared for housework we should get along nicely. I get ev ery bit I can out of Lucretia. She Isn't a regular domestic, you know. Her father has a farm of his own, and wants her to come home. Nothing but my entreaties Induced the girl to help us out. I wish she wouldn't treat matteis so lightly, though. She don't mind anything and " P.ut Mr. Ilerron had wlsily resumed the perusal of his paper, while the clatter of dishes In the nearby kitchen and the hearty strains of song In ac companiment beset his abused ears. Then help one another, boys. Do It with a will, t-ang Lucretia. and it was pla'nly evi dent thiil the vocalist was doing thing with a will. Twenty vt-aw l-cforo Davis 9 rron. then a cl. in the pavings bank at Kiverton, li d decided that his dream of npose la. in t,ny farm two miles from the village. This Idea had nevi r left him. Now Hie village was a huge and flourish!! g town, and he was treas urer of th- bank with a good alary, and the savings of years. The farm was his at last, and that very spring he bad taken possession with bis wife and daughter, to enjoy his dream, driving to and from his place of business with the air of a landed Iropr!i-tor. Alas! the dream at times was of the nightmarish description. An Idtal spot was tlii-i little farm of a few acres, with Us pretty comfortable dwelling and the old fashioned bam; the brook singing through the mead v and the beautiful background of hilK They nil loved it. Davis, Corn' lia. and ven Fancy, their only and much sp.il ed daughter, n pretty Indolent girl of twenty-one. whose particular admirer, Albert Mell.n, suddenly developed an Inordinate Interest In farm affairs and a taste for the exercise of walking. Albert was a comparatively new star on the Ilerron horizon, but a bright one, being a young man of Industry and prospects. o he was made wel come and apt e rid with rtgubr ty an 1 very high collars, but as y t ha I made no ofpcchil sign of matrimonial in terest. For the n si of him, he w as of a rather scrims mien and j;ood looking, e fascinating combination. Sympathizing de, ply with the agri cultural wots of the now arous d Iler ron, he alsi lent a kindly ear to the domesile snaili which began with the almost IminttPato departure of Ihe old and tried Bridget, to be succeeded by two Ineompi ntents, and at pre e:,t ending In the tolls of Lucretia, a late and bustling mixture of noise and ability. "Melton." Davis bad Fal l confident y, "I'd rather run u baak than n farm. I decline I would, of cmn st- I know all about It, have studied thoo tmbj'ot for years, and yet rvei-j-thiiig depends upon conditions. Wh u need rain. It shines; w hen w n-cd sun, it rains. I Instruct my farmer, be disagrees; I command hl:n, he te'.U me to go run the bank. Sirs thlngi will conn- up when they get ready. An exci lleut man and laborious, but not respectful. What would you do?" "I'd let him alone," replied Abert, laughing. "l'.ut it's my farm. Well, then I drive out Ibe aftiruooii for rest and a pbasant reposeful evening, and my wife says, 'Oh! dear, this has been a hard day.' That Isn't pleasant, and the girl we have now doesn't do n thing but bang so that I can't read. Nice gill, jou understand, only terribly noisy. I'm a nervous man, Melton. What would jotl advise'" "I'd let lliem alone," sail Albert ttga'n. "You'll pet Kmo tiolse wherp over you go. on would think, though. with three wome'i, houshol l affair In so small an establishment in',;. it be i b and up by night and give you n bniice to read In peace," ' I f-boubl Uiink go, Mrs. Ilerron Is a h ndid bousi kci per; that Is she lays out work finely Ami keeps the girls r'."ht at It. rf'an't do much bern-lf. Blw Is suit oi mild but keeps peeking at 'em. We have two in the Winter, but col in this bit ' t a Hummer borne tin re Is nn.'.i'.r.y in do." ;!!,' a 1 1 keil at him as be sat smok Went Home ing complacently. "Enough!" be thought. "So the old lady Is the peek ing kind, eh? I shouldn't have sus pected It." "Taney feeds ber birds and has her music, In sides much reading aud some correspondence. She Dever has time for these household matters; bates such things, anyway, and we don't care to have her do that sort of work," went to -Davis, ...pleasantly.-.. '.'LucreUa. tried to break ber lu, but no. I overheard them and bad to smile. Said the girl: 'Miss Fancy, feeding birds won't bring you a husband. You ought to learn to fed men. Maybe you won't get one If you don't.' 'Let him marry the cook, then,' said Fancy. Pretty good answer, wasn't It?" Ilerron chuckled aud half winked at his companion. "Guess there's no danger of her being an old maid," he whispered knowingly. P.ut the other went home early that evening and during his call was un usually silent. Neither did he appear for several days. It was a warm Saturday afternoon when he walked up the path between the rose bushes and espied the fair Miss Ilerron cosily settled in the ham mock. Her greeting was dreamily ef fusive. Albert suspected a recent nap." "(let a chair and sit down by me," she invited. "This Is the coolest pl.ice 1 could lind. Where have you been?" "Oh! busy, and it's hot to tramp over. I told your father I would come to day." "Yes, ho said he saw you. I hope next week you will not be so busy and that It will be cooler." She smiled up at him. "How Is your business?" she asked brightly. "flood. I'm gaining but it's slow work. I have to figure pretty close. Nowadays, it costs a lot to live anil have many comforts, not to speak of 1 11X111 Iff!." "I heard father say that he believed it Jior AOAI."!!" OnOANKD DAVIS UKHRO.f. you would be a very successful busi ness man some day," she murmured. "Some day I hope to be," he replied, anil there was a I ng pause, In which a clattering In the kitchen became un pleasantly audible. Then from an upper window quav ered a complaining voice, "l.ucretla !'' " Yes'm." "Did you sweep the dining room?" "Yes'm." "Have you dusted the books and cleaned the silver?" "No'm, haven't had time yet. I'm n;al:;n' mullins." "Well, do It before night, won't you?" "I 11 try. The berries bad to be all piekcl over." The loud, cheerful voice had a Cired ring. 1'rcM r 'ly, after a hush, something appear d to have been let loose In the par lit the house. A great clanging of pans and shoving of chairs, then a not nnnK-lodlous outburst: 'Never give up when trials come, Nt ver grow sad and blue " "Oh! my, but I'm most dead with the In ai '." Interpolated. "And n v r sit down with a tear anil a 'row ii, Hut pad" ' Thump! Silence. ' Sat down, I guess." exclaimed rn;:oy, laughing. "Why? What! Wait!" Hut Melton had torn around the corner. Toe ghl was In a dead faint upon lie- Moor when he reached her. A curie li k" from l-li I'ps as lie simiehwl a dip.iir of water and pushed the piun.p tignre face upward. The deadly pal lor could not hide Us beauty mid re lined line. "Poor little girl!'' ho Ir.athfd. brokenly. "Poor II. tie girl!" Then be went to work. Her brown eyes were big with won der as he left her In the cure of the two women, who seemed not to know what to do. "It may be that I won't be back!" he st.ld sh-iply. "I am going up the mninluln to see her father." Two hours later a farm wagon drove hastily Into the Ilerron yard. Out jumped n big man, grizzled and of respectable attire. "I've come for my darter' he an nonncid, and bis facial expression fore bade contradiction. "Funny tlut young Melton sh ui!d be so taken up with Lucre) lit Woods. I heir piip!e say they are going to le nun ib d," observed Davis llenon to his rpoiise three months aflr this ep isode. "Put then the Woods are ex cellent slock, If I hey are poi r. I had a notion Ht oi o time that Albert was after our Fancy." "Ob! no," replied Cornelia, sternly. "He was not at nil suitable. A very ordinal' person and no manners what ever. Why, he has never called hero since Lueiethi went home." The Housewife. c "FORGE" OF VALLEY FORGE. How the Famou ( amp of the Heroin tton Uained lt Name. The Iron forge which gave its name to Valley Forge Is no longer In exist ence, but Its histiry can be traced down to its destruction by Ilrltlsh sol diery, says the Philadelphia Itecord. The old forge was styled by its first owner Mountjoy Forge, and as such was put up for sale In the middle of the eighteenth cintury. Later on it was commonly called Valley Forge. Mountjoy Forge was built by a part nership, composed of Daniel Walker, Stephen F.vans and JoSpu Williams. It was erf ctod somewhere between the dates of Dtcemher, 1742, and April, 1751. It stood on the cast side of Valley creek;' In" what Is now Montgomery County. The upper or west side of Valley creek Is the Chester County side. Iu 1701 William Penn granted to his daughter, Letitia Penn, the manor of Mountjoy. From this time there were several conveyances before 17-12, when Stephen Kvans and Daniel Walker, farmers of TredyrTrin township, Ches ter County, acquired title to a tract of 17.1 acres of the ancient manor of Mountjoy. A few days afterward Joseph Williams, miller, of Lower Merlon, joined Kvans ami Walker In a tripartite agreement of owner.-hip and they proceeded to Improve the prop erty. AVe next hear of the Forge as offer ed for sal". The following advertise ment appeared In the Pennsylvania Gazette of April -1, 1751: "To be sold The third part of Mountjoy Forge, situate In Upper Mer in, on the Klver Schuylkill, by the great road leading from Philadelphia to the French Creek Iron Works, twen ty miles distant from Philadelphia, and not so far distant from three furnaces. The said works are in good repair, with one-third of the utensils to bo sold; also one 120 acres of land be longing thereto. For title and terms apply to Daniel Walker, living near (he said premises." Six months later the two partners of Walker offered their shines of Mountjoy Forge fo'.1 saie, as the adver tisements of the Gazette apprise us. The property was finally conveyed to John Potts, and at that time, 1757, It Included a saw mill and prist mill. It was Isaac Potts, sixtli son of tho aforementioned John Potts, who was owner of the Valb-y Forge headquar ters man-Inn and the prist mill at the time of the t nea nipnient, and ho It was who saw Washington on his knees at prajer in the woods at. Valley Forge. Isaac l'otts was born In 1750 and dl"d at Che!:enham in 18' 3. Five of the Po'ts brothers were at times owners of the Valley Forge, and three of them Samuel, David and Joseph were cliieily concerned In working Mountjoy Forge. P.y the year 17ii7 th" furnace seems to be calb-d "Valley" Forge, instead of "Mountjoy." It was humid by the Pritlsh In Sep tember, 1777, some months before tho American army began Its encampment th ere. The site of the old forgo was covered with water wh n the new dam, built lower down the creek after the Revo lution, raised the water level and so covered the foundations of the forge. The site Is at the foot of Mount Joy and more than l.aif a mile above the val'ev mill. t cience SiVention An Interesting French discovery Is that an are-lamp using carbons with a core of carbide of iron, will make blue prints and other photographic Im pressions three times as rapidly a a lamp with ordinary carbons. The aging of violins. L. H. Harvey states, slowly results from the vibra tions of playing, and be finds that, the effects of fifty years of hard playing can be produced In a single day by exposing the wood to X rajs. Such ex posure .epeedlly gives the beautiful tone hithirto acquired only with time. Afler overe tuanv dillh-ulties, metallic calcium has been at. last pro duced by Professor Korcher.-i and a pupil, by the eiecli'oly.-ls of Chloride Of lime. L'vluoed In cost from ifj.250 to less than I;i'f a dollar per pound, cal cium i.H expected to prove- Important In the arts, especially as a powerful reducing agent, and for freeing iron from phosphorus and sulphur, as well as oxygen. A zone of fifteen degrees on a great circle between the Pacific coast of America and Asia Is found by M. do Montessus to Include the spl-centers of sixty four thousand earthquake locali ties; and a like zone on a great circle running through the Mediterranean, Caucasus, Himalayas, India, New Zea land and the Antilles embraces eighty four thousand spicenters. Iieyond these zones centers of enrthquato dis turbances are comparatively few. According to tho Information obtain ed by our consul nt Noilinghain, Iron Is gradually displacing steel for ship building purposes In Hie north of Eng land. The reason offered Is that ex perience has shown Iron to be less subject than steel to corrosion by sail water mid by ntmo-pherlc netlou. Manufacturers are becking to produce lighter Iron with greater tenslls strength. A great qnoKtloii In practical science Is opened for discussion by the requcs) of congress for an International com mission, representing Great Rrllaln and tho United States, to report upor the conditions and uses of the waters of the great lakes. One of the prob lems to be considered is the advis ability of damming the outlet of Lake Erie for the benefit of navigation. By running 21-foot channels from Duluth and Chicago to Buffalo it Is said that the level of the Detroit river and adja cent waters has been lowered. The Chicago drainage canal has tended to lower fake Michigan, and the many diversions of water for power purposes iuive had their effects upon the levels. The question Is complicated, and It concerns many Interests. By a remarkable surgical operation, performed by Doctor Hamsey at the Glasgow Ophthalmic Institution In February, a man 31 years old, who was born blind, has been enabled to see, and Ills experiences are Intensely In teresting. His hearing was so acute before the operation that he could go nywhere without clanger, even work n; In the harvest field. Now he hard ly dares to move when his eyes are closed. From the first ho saw every thing In Its correct position, and this fact Is regarded as proving that the optical Inversion of Images on the retina Is naturally corrected by the mind, without education. "When he f aw the surgeon's face he did not know what it was, until, after hearing the voice, he recalled how his own face was shaped, as he bad felt It with his hands. WHERE WOMAN WINS. New Lliiht on Their Mainline In Ed ucational 1 nstltntions. The result of a western college presl dent's recent Investigation of the com paraiive Intellectual powers of men and women will hardly have the effect of swelling masculine pride beyond Its already ample proportions. New light on the subject would seem to Indicate that the woman students In our col leges are rapidly outstripping the men In scholarship. Of sixteen senior stu dents of Boston University just elect ed to membership in a fraternity wliose test, of admission is the highest scholarship, fifteen .vere women. Says President Warren: "In recent years we have come to recognize that women are able to prosecute tho most advanc ed anil dillici.lt work of a university course and compete on even terms with men." "So far as class records are con cerned," snys the president of the Unl versify of Minnesota, "they seem to show that tho average grade of women in scholarship Is probably a lilth higher than the average grade of men." President King, of Oberlin College, holds the opinion that young men do not give to their college work the close application that young women give. President P.irgo, of tho University of Wisconsin, presents this explana tion: "There is a general Impression that women attain higher scholarship In science, literature and arts, but it may often be due to conscientious and fitithful work rather than ability." ..Of art -'the theories to account for woman's superior scholarship this last la the lamest. What Is genius but an Infinite capacity for taking pains? And how else can we judge the in tellectual powers of a man or woman than by what those powers accomp lish? The day for the genius who simply sits still and "looks wise" Is past. This Is the age of action, and the twentieth century spirit asks of each: "What have you done? What can you do?" If women are winning through "conscientious and faithful work, rather than ability," It Is time for man to wake up. Housekeeper. Ijosc Atlantis a Kenliiy. According to tho view of Dr. Scharff, the "Atlantis" of Plato was a reality, and not a myth, Madeira and the Azores having been connected by land with the Kuropean and African con tinents so late as the early portion of the human period, says Knowledge. This conned ion was, however, but the last phase of a great Atlantic con tinent, which the author believes at an earlier epoch to have extended from Morocco (which was then con nected with Portugal) to South Amer ica, reaching at least as far south as St. Helena. The evidence In favor of this former extensive land connection has been drawn from a careful survey ()f n,f. whole fauna of South America on the other. That market' allinllies with that of tiie .Metftierraiiean countries on the one hand and that, of the South America on Ihe other. Thai a laial connection between Africa ami Smith America existed at a relatively remote geological epoch is now generally ad mitted, but stronger evidence will, we think, bo required before the theory that the Azores were In connection with Portugal during the human period Is accepted. One of the author's arguments Is based on the circum stance that so far back as l,'ls,"i two of these Islands were tunned from their being Inhabited nsptcflvely by rab bits ami goats at a time when there were no human denizens of the group. Hence, It Is urged, llnsc animals were Indigenous, nnd not, as generally sup posed, Introduced. Poetry anil I'rose. "You usul to sing 'Kvory morn I sei d you violets' before we were mar ried," said Mrs. P.i linklii, wit li a slj.li. "Yes," answered Mr. Brlinkin, "but my. devotion has taken a more practi- i form. L'very mouth I pay t ho meat 1," Washington Star. I'opa n Hnorliig. ",'oiumy," Mild his mamma ono day, slip upstairs quietly anil see If papa , asleoi)." T .inuiy soon returned and said, "Yes, annua; he's all asleep but his nose." r.i mis. ODDEST TRIBE IN THE WORLD. Painful Faahlon of Tattooing- In Voane Amoag the Women, The Ainu live la the most primitive manner possible. They have adopted tho dress of the Japanese, but thd houses are very unlike any seen In Japan. They are made of rice straw, roofed with a thatching of reeds. How: the natives ever survive the winter la difficult to understand. In the center of the room Is the fireplace, front which the smoke floats out Into thd room, at times becoming almost suffo-i eating. An opening In the roof id supposed to serve as an outlet, but the smoke does not always find It. Ovejf the lire hangs a huge Iron kettle and into It are thrust all sorts of fish, ani mal and vegetable food, to be dished up later In a sort of composite chowder Around two sides of the room Is a slightly raised platform, upon which the whole family range themselves for the night, without bedding of any sort in summer and only a scanty supply In winter. As a race the Ainu are sturdy In ap pearance, but are peaceable and not given to war, like the Japanese. The marked feature of the men is a hairy growth upon the entire body, like that upon a wild animal. A creepy sensa--tion takes posesssion of one In look ing upon these walking, talking erea- tures. so intelligent and yet presenting somewhat the outward appearance of gigantic monkeys. Tho women have the same large, heavy features as the men. Th-y are generally disfigured by an ancient vik tom of tattooing a largo portion of the face around the mouth, the upper part of which takes the form of mustache It signifies nothing whatever except a badge of distinction for the race. The process of tattooing is long and painful. When a girl is about twelve years old the mother begins opeiations on the lower lip and by degrees covers- the space of two Inches on each sidq of the mouth. As the child grows this Increases In size until it extends half! way across the face toward the ears. The preparation used in tattooing Is made by the women from ash bark. This Is soaked for some days and when ready for use soot, produced by burn ing bireh-bark, is added to the liquid anil the concoction is applied to tha surface, of tho skin. The lips ard scratched with a sharp instrument, more of tho tluid applied and from time to time, as the irritation ceases, the work Is continued. In olden time) other marks were added as the glrlsl became wives or mothers, but these avti now seen only on the very old. Thti Housekeeper. She Hail a Sweet Kevenjrc. " 'I don't mind being told I'm stout, she said. 'I am stout and I might as well, acknowledge it But there IS a wrong way to do everything and there is a way of telling a person that ho or she Is stout which always grates on my nerves.' The speaker paused and looked over her auditors In a man' ner which plainly Indicated that this remark was but the moral to a fabld soon to follow. Nor were the listen ers disappointed. " 'Every once In a while,' pursuedj the narrator who there was no deny ing really was stout 'I haven't timq to go all the way to my own churchj and so drop In at the one across thej street. There I always see Mrs. Pratt tleton. She weights fifty pounds morq than I do if she weighs an ounce, bull she seems serenely unconscious of it and always greets me after the servicd with a honeyed smile and the remark; "You're fatter than when you werd here last." " 'The repetition finally made md rather angry, so a month ago I got a) seat just by her and watched her closej ly. There was a good deal of kneeling done and I confess that I dreaded the attempt so much that the first time I didn't get upon my knees. Then I happened to notice Mrs. Prattleton. She wasn't kneeling either and I sutb denly realized that this was simply because she could not. When the tlma came to kneel again I got. down tho whole way, hard as it was, and then looked squarely Into Mrs. Prattleton' i face. She blushed nnd squirmed and at once tried her level hot to follow; my example. But she haA to give II up; it. was no use; she was too fat. From that day to this she hasn't, toid me I'm growing stouter In fact, sha hasn't spoken to me at all.' " Phila delphia. Press. I'.eware of tho I'liiiiornpticr. Pc pie who seek to recover damages. for incapacitating accidents should keep nu'u.y from the photographer. 1:1 a case which came up recently In Now' York th" plnintiiT asked for .",000 a i payment for Injuries which, he assert' ed, had rendered him unable lo do any but the lightest kind of work. Th I defendant offered as evidence a set ot photographs, the date of which win proved to bo later than that of the al leged accident, In which tho plaintiff was shown in the act of carrying a lounge, a bureau and a dining table oil his back from a moving-wagon to hbj house. The Judge decided that he hail no case. HiiihII Margin of Profit. Expert Prtnuolcr--It will be Impos sible to sell such food for 15 cents a package. Inexperience I Inventor-How do you make that out? Expert Promoter Well, the cost o! iniinuf'aclure, counting Interest nt 4l per cent, on the capital Invested, would be at least 1 cent a package, leaving1 only 11 cents a package for advertis ing.-Puck. If France really watCs to double hef population, she can do so by Import Ins tho great American cucumber. FAVORITES jj Kathleen MaTonnetn. Kathleen Mavoarneen! the gray dawn Is breaking, The horn of the hunter Is heard on tha hill, The lark from her light wing the bright dew Is shaking. Kathleen Mavourneen, what! slum- b'ring still? 0, hast thou forgotten how soon we mast sever? 0, hast thou forgotten this day we must part? It may be for years, and it may b forever! 0, why art thou silent, thou rolce of my heart? . . It may he for years, and it may b forever! Then why art thou silent, Kathleen Ma vourneen? Kathleen Mavourneen! awake from thy slumbers, The blue mountains glow in the sun's golden light; Ah! where is the spell that once hung on my numbers? Arise in thy beauty, thou star of my night! Arise in tby beauty, thou star of my night! Mavourneen! Mavourneen! My sad tears are falling, To think that from Erin and thee I must part; It may be for years, and it may be for ever! Then why art thou silent, thou voice of my heart? Then why art thou silent, Kathleen Ma vourneen? Mrs. Louisa M. Crawford. Graves of a Household. They grew in beauty side by side, They filled our home with glee; Their graves are severed far and wide By mount and stream and sea. The same fond mother bent at night O'er each fair sleeping brow; She had each folded flower in sight Where are tliote dreamers now? One 'mid the forests of the West, By a dark stream is laid; The Indian knows his place of rest, Far in the cedar shade. The sea, the blue, lone sea, hark one lie lies where pearls lie deep; lie was the loved of all, yet none O'er his low bed may weep. One sleeps where southern vines are dressed Above the noble slain; He wrapped his colors round his breast On a blood-red field of Spain. L-Vnd one o'er her the myrtle showers Its leaves, by soft winds fanned; She faded 'mid Italian flowers, The last of that bright baud. And, parted thus, t'y rest who played Beneath the s.;,o- green tree. Whose voices mingled as they prayed Around one parent-knee! They that, with smiles lit up the hall, And cheered with song the "hearth; Alas for love, if thou wert all, And naught beyond, O earth! 'Felicia Ilemans. What Our Schools Cost. It is probably not generally known that the United States spend annually on elementary education about $227, 000,000 the exact figures for 1900-1901 were, according to the report of the United States commissioner of educa tion, $2'J0,O-l3,L3(i. Europe spent dur ing the same period approximately 1)24(1,000,000. The enrollment In the elementary schools of Europe is, how ever, in the neighborhood of 45,000,000, .while In the United States It Is not much more than 10,000,000 although it is estimated that there were, in 1901, almost 22,000,000 children of school going age in this country. Our yearly expenditure per pupil averages $22. Somu profit. may be gained from a comparison of tho amounts spent year ly by representative American cities for tho maintenance and operation of 'their public schools. New York spent in a single year .? 1 0,731 .020; Chicago follows with an outlay of ?S,203,4!)3 Pniliidelphia's expenditure was $3,319,. ".ill; Boston's, $3,(ii3.t;i0; Baltimore's, .$1,417,302; Cleveland's, $1,257,345, and Washington's, $l,lS2.nif. New Or leans is at the end of the list, with an expense of only $17.S,025. St. Louis, by the wsy, psys more fop its police (leparlnient (ban for lis schools, $2,-'(iO'-MSJ far the former, as against $1, ."..'i'.,1 10 for the Int tor a ratio of $1 for tho police to 05 cents for the schools. Harper's Weekly. A Lif Kavin-j Order. Many years ago the American war ship IM-Iawaro came near foundering olT tho coast of Sardinia while lulling through a heavy squall during a morn ing watch. The "unauthorized letting go of the fore sheet" alone saved the ship from going down with 1,100 souls on board. The first lieutenant, after ward Commodore Thomas W. Wynian, with difficult climbing succeeded In reaching tho quarter deck, whore, switching the trumpet from tho offl Vcr In charge, his first order, given la a voice heard distinctly fore aud aft, whs "Keep clenF of Ihe paint work!" This command t'o hundreds of human being packed In tho leo scuppers llko sardines In n box Instantly restored them to order nnd prevented a panic, (hey naturally feeling that If at such a time, with a line of bit 11 lo ship on her beam cutis clean paint work was of paramount Importance their condition, could not be a serious ono. A young man seldom realizes how dear his best girl Is until he goes broke trying to make her wishes corn frue.