Its Hirmea Piess-Jjurn.1 a ncaaa, raorsnrroa uneni, ... VKBSASKA jr ew Hieu uu we,,'., t . ....j look ing upin the bright side of life. Oive every person two chances. A lad wife often makes a good widow. Sooner or later opportunity will come to those who hustle while they wait. Pome one has said that talk Is cheap, yet we hear a good many extravagant remarks. The owl's reputation for wisdom may be due to the fact that he says one thing and sticks to it. A New York clubwoman recently re ferred to women "the silent sex." Excuse us a moment while we drop dead. A man bag been put In jail for strik ing his mother-in-law. No mobs of Infuriated citizens have as yet, how ever, threatened to lynch him. "If the price of potatoes goes too high," says the Boston Globe, "eat rice." Was there ever a more painful example of disloyalty to the home food taple ? King Edward says he wants the bonds between this country and En gland strengthened. Has Ed his eye on something he thinks we don't want him to take? An expert has discovered that the extraction of teeth causes, blindness. The experience of humanity has seem ed to be the other way, if seeing stars counts for anything. How can you tell when a multi millionaire has gained the whole world and lost his own appreciation of things? When he doesn't get any fun out of going In swimming. ' The author of "Curfew Shall Not Ring To-night" says the poem was written in a room overlooking a ceme tery. This probably explains why everybody wants to kill the amateur elocutionist who recites it. The official head of the tobacco trust, whose salary is $100,000 a year, says, "I am paid for the mistakes I do not make." The ability to avoid mistakes is sometimes more valuable than the ability to do things. Both combined make the really great men in high io itious. Electricity is rapidly coining to con trol the country and a decided de crease is shown in the number of companies and trackage of other kinds of power. Of the total single track mileage, 21,914 miles, or 97 per rent, are operated by electric power and 416 miles, or 1.9 per cent, by oth er mechanical traction, while only 250 miles, or 1.1 per cent, are operated by animal power, as compared with 68.7 per cent in 18!K). One of the precious few gifts whose Rivers will forever remain unknown is the $250,000 which a gentleman hand ed to the late Mr. Hewitt one day, telling him to give it to the Cooper Union and never reveal the name of the giver. Mr. Hewitt accepted the lift with the conditions attached, and lied without revealing the secret. At the annual meeting of the union the ther day It came out that none of the present trustees knows or suspects the name of the donor. And they will not try to find out. We may adopt as an approximate Ignre for the age of man a period of 150,000 years, which is believed to bare fair claims to provisional accept ance. Furthermore, calculations based n the rate of solar shrinkage and npon other data seem to suggest a period of about 3,000,000 years during which animal life will continue to be possible on the earth. Assuming these two figures fairly to indicate the facts w mar take it that fie human race has only completed one-thirteenth part f Its history. In this sense, therefore, the world is young. Who Is going to decide when scien tists' disagree? Here we find one (roup of investigators, movedby re tent discoveries, such as the remark able properties of the substanceknown as radium, figuring out that the earth tad all that is In It must resolve themselves into their original cle ssCflts or confusion of elements, and that wc shall have chaos come again. Another group of scientists declares Cat this Is titter nonsense and those entertain such theories are dream Mi. So it goes. Every discovery Is Oat by scientific doubt as well as scl fr2c belief and the unlearned is to t a forgtven for not knowing where be ) "at" Bat be can probably rest his Jk ta the calm confidence that the "1 World will go on for some time to : at toast aracb as If there were r 'tJoti aad do new and startling " :rry ia Boston la doing a big "j rrts abandoned fans. f-J Ct sOSoa of the New En- ! Hum that a eea- ' if-itzf faatalaod their 'jCa ecaaaf '.to '.'- I ti CifD tXtm rC3 wSA tsat v" rrrJ CT supply, which he promises to work oil on the rich urban population of the I north and down east as sites for coun ' try homes. In time these deserted ' farms will belong to the millionaires. who will convert their barren fields . into game preserves and fish ponds. It A stated that in Maine alone over 3. 000 such farms are for sale. Wait moment, young man. Yoi. say you haven't been given a fair chance in life to make something of yourself? Ixwk at William E. Corey, who has just Iteon elected President of the United States Steel corporation at a galary that would make a man rich In a year. I so you think he ha! "a pull?" He did. Fifteen years ago Coiej was pushing a wheel barrow in the yards of one of Carnegie's mills in Braddock. And Ibis was his "pu:!." "He wheeled so much more iron in a day than the men at his elbow that be was soon made foreman over them." In other words Corey wasn't afraid to "do $2 worth of work for a dollar." feu.' that besets many young men to dr.j. When Corey became foreman it wns noticed that lie got twice as much work out of his men as the other fore men. He didn't swear at his men. Tlicy never grumbled at their loss. They respected him. Carnegie lcp:' promoting Corey. And Corey worked hard. He had only a fair common school education. He studied at night. He took up a course in a corrosiMind emv school. In time he lieeanie an ex pert chemist. I'.y and by he was an authority on armour plate. He knt-v more atiout armour plate than anyon-' in the mills. There was only one thin,' for Carnegie to do. He made Cony superintendent of that department. Corey increased 'the output. That's all. Only remember this: "He wheeled so much more iron than the men at his elbow." Kon't be in a hurry. Modern h.-'stf is often waste. Many ills, economic, moral, individual, come of it. Life may be too strenuous for good results. The spirit of hurry good in its place causes friction, clashing, losses. Iton't be in a hurry. Many are in haste to get rich. They patronize get rich quick schemes. They speculate. Where one wins, a thousand, ten thou sand, lope. There is only one safe way to make money the old-fashioned' way of honesty, industry, economy. That way is slow, but it is reasonably sure. Don't be In a hurry. Young persons get in a haste to be educated. Education is a growth. Knowledge, exjterlenees, must not only be digested but assimilated. That requires time. It does not delay the loy or girl to stop between terms to teach school. Opportunity is given to put into prac tice some of the things learned in col lege. Don't be in a burry. Some are In haste to make a reputation. Hut reputation without character behind it is worthless. And character Is a growth. Mushroom characters will make mushroom reputations. You will be taken for what you are. The world will size you up. Build solidly. Iton't lie In a hurry. You cannot ex pect to get rich quick, educate your self in a day, or build a reputation on a flimsy foundation. Don't be In a hurry. Mind ami body can only be strengthened by development. That takes time. Science has given it out that relaxation is the secret of men tal and physical life. Nervous and muscular contraction is wearing the hurried man to a frazzle. Therefore men (and wonieni are excitable, fric tlonal, erratic. Therefore the break downs, the asylums. It Is the con stant tension of nerve and muscles. Relax frequently. You will succeed better. You will live longer. Don't be in a burry. Suppose you get wealth. How will you enjoy It or use it to the advantage of the world if you are worn out, enervated, wreck- I ed? Suppose you get an education and like Thomas Cnrrnn, aged 'if), of the senior class of Yale, '03, you receive your diploma on your death bed, hav ing killed yourself for a piece of sheep skin? Suppose yon gain a reputation for brilliancy and give in exchange a well-balanced, amiable mind or a sound physique? Don't be in a hurry. Work steadily, sanely, surely. Hold the even tenor of your way. Don't le in a hurry. What Constitutes a Family? The question as to what const It uten a "family" Is often up before the rail road officials. Some railroads are quite liberal in their definitions. The Penn sylvania Itailrond Company's definition in regard to a pass bearing a man's name and family Is that It Is only good for himself and mcinlcrs of bis family who rely upon him for sup port. Some of the European roads arc more liberal. J. B. Hutchinson, of the Pennsylvania Railroad Company, who has just returned from a trip abroad, said: "I was struck with the liberal definition of what a pass bearing one'i name and family Is good for on the Paris, Lyons & Mediterranean Kail road." He had copied the Instruction bearing on this subject. They wer as follows: "A pass for one and fam ily is jrood for father, mother, children, grandfather, grandmother, mother-in-law, father-in-law, brother, sister, brother-in-law, sister-in-law, uncle, aunt, nephew, niece, and servants at tached to the faml!y."-Pbllade!pbla Press. Kaabryo Masqat toe. Certain species of mosquitoes hlber aote la the adult state, others to the tame state aai aoae la the eg. Lama He tSrah winter la solid A tartar loat aaeseeartSy a oaeb be . AST b m a I ' Model Poultry Coop. It always pays to make coops sub stantia! and keeping the comfort of :hc inoths-r hea in view. . T do this :he coop should lie of fairly goisl size, o that the old hen will have a chance :o move about. The illustration shows t large coop built especially for a hen lurkey and her brood, but quite suited o oher kinds of poultry. The founda tion of this coop was a dry goods box, he room was cut so that it slanted a little and was then covered with tar .taper to shed the rain. A tight board loor should be made In the coop, and t should be slightly elevated, which will prevent dampness, always fatal o young turks and chicks. Yentila .ion is provided by a hole cut in the op front of the coop; this hole Is cov ered, when desired, by a piece of board ieid in place by a screw. A novel fea- WOIlIX COOP OR 1-OCI.TBV. lure of the coop consists of three re movable doors, which are hinged to the ?oop as occasion requires, using the ort of hinges on which blinds are hung, so that one door may be taken (T and another put on in a minute. For wet wem-her the glass door, made like a cellar window, is put in place see cut I and keeps the brood varm Hid dry. l-'or clear, cold days. i,ut dry, ;he turks are kept in the coop by the wire door. At night all Is made secure ly the solid board door. When this loor and the one of glass is used, the ventilator must be left wide open. Such i coop costs but little and is entirely tisfactory. St. Paul Dispatch. Loading Mock Made tin - .v. Without railroads provide su', ible In ?losure and Incline for lKni;;ig ani mals, tiie stockman must citui r pro vide some arrangement for getting the mlmal alsmrd the car. or siifier great convenience. A substanil.il conirlv tnce for loading animals is shown and lescribed below. Two posts. KiK'ij Yet. a a. two posts. 2x1x4 feet, b b, i ml two 2x1 floor stringers, the iw-ch- ary floor boards, four side boards, o o. ind two braces, d d, are used. The length of the chute depends lornewhat on material at hand bu; 10 DKVICE FOR LOAWXG ANIMALS. 'eet is a good length. Width of chute should be the same as wagon box. flolts should be used at c c c. on both ides, as nails are almost certain to rork loose, or tear the fleh of sui nals. Double cross pieces should he jsed under the floor at both ends, and aear the center. Two men can curry inch a chute and place It in a g.ite or loorway easily. E. Doli-nbi-ck in Tarm and Home. V.amj I- hornin -, Dehorning calves is dec. Hied as tuch a simple operation I y Oh- agri ultuml department bullei:n on tics subject that U I dffieuit to cxp.a n nhy It Is ever postponed un:!! Hi lorn are fully gr .u n ai l v.- -dty arises, if honilog cat:';- an- w tr Hi. for sawing them off. To deho.n ecure a pencil of cai'siic p t.t!i n: a irug store. When ll.i cai . three to 'our days old, thr.iw it to the ground, ocflte the little kn t which Indicates .he young bom. wet It well, nnd rub ;t with the pencil, held In a gloved band. This Is ail there is to the opeta ;ion. It constitutes but a few inln jtes' work and lansis no pain to the inlmnl. If after couple of weeks my signs of growth K-ar. n second ippllcatlon will ioi.i;i',( ;e the Job. Fattenlnx ft-c f .c Mnrket. Tho main obj-et of the farmer is lattenlug stock for i;it;;tc:, jinil .hls Jvelght is easiest (i i;ilr.e. by feeding lorn In order to prod,i e f if. Farmers lave long leen t.iu'i; by experliiice :hat fat ia a desirable qu.i'lty and ilia! (t adds to the attract! of a car ait on the stall. It his been demon It rated t the exp riment stations, lower er, that th wcigli! p-o;ortlon of can Interspersed with the fat. by feed ag a nitrogenous ration, which mins 1iat In addition to a liberal supply of sorn, an animal shonld receive n va lety of food that Is not an rich In oil. tarefc and ragar as corn. This fact Is rortay of eonslderatlon. Wmmi mnt Mootb IIomm. Ia neeat trestment of foot aai oath disease In francs aom good ro atfa were had with oaUlde aat of iMM ! W vim sulphate of Iron. It wn found tha the spread of the disease could bt more (ffectlvcly checked by this tr, at ment than by any other method. Th affected animals were sprayed with i 20 per cent solution of sulphate oi Iron. The mouth was washed with 10 per cent solution of the same diem-t-ial. and In acute cases a " per cent solution was a lm'uistr-rrd It.teroally. to the amount of 1'-. pints per day foi adult anliiMls and half that quantltj of a 2 per cent gulution for calves Complete recovery was brought about and the disease was prevented from spreading. American Cnl.h ator. Effect ct Cutting CloTer. It is foiled tint red clover produce, more af'.ermath if the first crop bai not bien cut to i cloe. and especially so, if cry sunny wiather occurs whet' the crown of the root has recentlj been exposed. It is contended that red clover Is inoRt permanent, and the af termath Is better when the crop is cut by the scythe than where the mowing machine Is employed. This result ha lieen ascribed to the cut surface mid by ths scythe being s imewhat olill ju and so running off the rain, whereas the cut of the machine Is perfectly horizontal, allowing the rain to entet and to rot the root, but It is probable tbnt the greater length of the stubblf generally left by the scythe Is the true cause. Massachusetts Ploughman. Farm Notes. If weeds do not gain the attentlot of the active farmer bugs will. Not one potato grower In ten fully understands the possibilities of thit plrttt. To see how little one can do and bow much he can get for It Is not re ducing the cost of production. A nice bulletin board may be put on the snme post above the rural mail box, The name of the farm can be at the top and one-half of the board giv en "for sale and the other foi "wanted." The census reports show a great lose to the live stock Industry of the coun try. On the range the loss is largely attributed to exposure and disease. On the farms the loss Is trifling. Th greatest loss Is among flocks of isheep. next Is that of hogs, nnd then cat tie. There is one thing that prevents the fanner from adopting regular hour for beginning and ending his day'i work. He lias no roof over his fiehb and frequently rains interfere with the progress of his work. Since he cannot make It rain nights and Sundays- h has to have more or less irregulai hours. Every grower of small grain haf been subjected to all the vexation that go with threshing. He will stack or thresh from the shock as his ex peneiice teaches him. It very ofter occurs that a man will wish that bt had dime the opposite to what be hat done. There is always a feeling that he might have done better. There are many chances to ruin th corn crop ere corn husking time. Im proer cultivation, adverse weathei ami a number of things will have theii Influences on the yield even after t emu! stand has been obtained. One o the greatest dangers comes from ruii by tl.e speculator. These men oftel ruin ti cri p at will, but for some rea son cot known to them they do no: always stay ruined. Fanners would have been much bet ler oft' if such a thing as a sweat pac had in ver been invented. There Is 4 tendency to depend o much on thf pad and not enough on fitting the col lar to the shoulders of the horse, Manj old pads should lie burned. They ar hard, filled with gum and dirt and occupy a space on the collar that It only cumbersome. Better have a can vas collar that will fit a partlculat horse than all the sweat pads thai could lie offered. iiow many "Indian gifts" are ther on your place? A little Ixiy asked lilt father what an "Injun gift" was. UU father told him It was "something thai was given away and taken bad ag.n;i." Johnny then said: "Oh. likt the runty calves you give me if I 'I feed 'em and then you sell 'em whet they fret big and pocket the money.' It is .tommy's calf ami papa's steer Treating a son lu this manner wll' make him tired of farm life anil h will leave the farm quick, and ht ought to. ! I!.iv stacks should never be used I. the hay can be put under shelter. Ha; sheds, which are simply roofs on poles cost but little, and will save nitiel valuable food In a year, (.'lover bai ibies not retain Its quality when close ly packed, being liable to heat, wh. t Is also an objection to baling It. Tin best prices for hay are obtained only when the hay Is bright and clean, ant when exposed to the weather It b liable to Injury unless stacks are m:id by experts. The best hay Is that whicli has received careful attention In botl curing and storing. Tarring Is still a favorite means oi protecting seed corn from crows. Soul seed In warm water 3d hours, roll ir coal tar or tree Ink and then In lam' plaster. Crows and blackbirds will lei It alone, and the plan I easier and bet ter than line or scarecrows. Hweet corn is perhaps the most popular ol garden vegetable and shonld tie en joyed as long a possible. By protect Ing the first plantings with straw ani cutting the lale crop and storing befon frost, green corn may be bad from thf middle of July until a fortnight aftei the first killing frost. Crosby and Crergreen are two standard early and late kinds. Eiceteiar ia one of ths wseteet. All. three are good genera! END OF A TICHES9 Bora! Fport With tha KnglUh Arm) Hunting- ia India. Mrs. Dounett, the young Anicrl.-ar wife of an Enirli-h army officer of service in India, had a thrilling ad venture while hunting big game witt bur husband in the Clnubi Jungle The story lure quoted is taken froit one of her letters to a friend In thii country, who j.ac it t the Chicago Iiecord Ii.rit: 1. Word was brought to camp, the huh writes, tbnt a t-gr ss had killed a cow Hid made an attempt on a man's life We went to the scene .it one and tisit ii!i our tihicis. Kiid l',:e i.oiit had Jvisi begun when 1 heard roar after ruar 1 thought the tignss was going t T.n. uiiiis (Mrs. Dennett's husband and was rclo ciu.'. for the p ior old b y has had no luck, while mine has beei the lucky gun of the camp. Sudd -nly, with no warning, tint sh( jumpid about ten janis from me, anc i-he did look a picture of fury as shi stood lashing her tail and snarling It was too easy a shot to lie really easy; also, b.ivhig a huge creature fll but breathing In mv face seemed t mesmerize me. In a way, and I fel myself trembling all over and unabl to move my eyes from her hard green ones. But 1 tired; nnd she made a g.ai il spring into a clump of hamhooi and was lost to sight. Nhe never nt ti red a s mud. Wh. n the const seemed clear I blew my whistle; the others came up and we found fresh drops of blood. The grasses ami bamboos were smeared with blood uboiit a foot from tin ground, which sliowel 1 had hit hei low in the stomach. Well, we formed a line and, inch by Inch, advanced into the jungle, witt a man always ahead. We were just thinking she must l.( dead we had gone about one hundred and fifty yards when a Hum in a tree yelled out, "Zlra glssy'.-' whicl; nuaiis, "She is charging." In an in-taut every one was trying to save himself. It look' d like a s!il;i wreck with d 'spernte pe .pie cllniii" to braii -hcs. I ciinibcd a sunrl bam boo which played sec saw with me be tween earth and sky. Tinmiins con'il nut gain a climbahle tree, so be gul hi hind one arid was ready to slio it foi his life. The tltris ftave a mar and ehaigi! past and out by our right think, nt.c did not hurt any one. When nil was quiet again we criwl d out. but as il was (bul; we made for camp and left her In the jungle. The next day n search-party went out and found hei dead about three hi! :dr d yards i ff I had wounded Ii:t mortally with my firsl shot. UTLST P0KIKMF 0T P01T All RED AUSTIN Alfred Austin, whose blank verse tragedy "Flodden Field" fell rather flat when it w as produced In Londo l not long ago. has been poet laureate sine 1MH5, when he was appointed by Queer Victoria to succeed Iird Tcnnyso i I While bis pis'try has been subjected u some very hostile criticism, it is no' generally known Hint Mr. Austin h.n written much more prose than imetry and prose of n very high order. IF it also an orator of i:o mean rcput.iiloti Mr. Austin's best known poem ft "Jameson's Itlde." Mai O'llcli's Mother. The late M.ix O'Ucll was exceeding ly popular as a Iclurer. nnd the way In which i.i tiher (who died sonn years ag-o view.tl tli,' suggestion tha her son should t.il-e to the platform says the Westminster Oazeite, ) woril repetition. She wrote to him from tlx native village, which she had nevei left for more than a day. to say tha' she did not think appearing hcfori audiences to l- n reputable business and when he replied that he had (li dded to do It. imiiI had signed a con tract to that effect, the dear old lady wrote back that she was "still" hit loving mother ami that she would tel no one In the village 41 bout It. Ill Title to t ame. "What have yon ever done to de serve the -confidence of your fellov citizens'" askid the man of seven Ideals. "Not much, I'm afraid." said Sena tor Sorghum, remorsefully. "Artn't you afraid of being ill placed?" "No. They sent a man to this posl tlon same tlmp ago who falhd to glvi satisfaction. Then they sent anothe who was worse. Then they sent me 1 . 1 ...... 1 -.. . ..in ..... . 1 aim lurj sn y I in null ivornc, uui llieij are afraid In tnke snr more dm ore' ? Washington War. Norwegian Kinleration. Oa account of so many of the bet class of workmen leaving for tl United States, the Norwegian govern sent Intends to take steps to cbeel eailgnttOB. Al.t al t) Ai ST1X. The Sultan of Turkey requires tha all state documents and papers Intend cd for his ' perusal shall first past through a careful process of disinfei Hon. A curious sight In the streets of To kio Is to see an old man seated on a smooth piece of ground having town? him little piles of sand of different col ors, red. blue, yellow, black, etc. Plac ing a pinch from each pile In his rigln band.' lie will draw -on the smisnt ground the figure of u mini or woman the dress all projierly colored by tin sand trickling through his fingers. I U done with grc.it rapidity and sfc'?wt remarkable dexterity. An Indication of a new tendency Ir. scientific stt'dy is furnished by thf plan of the OeogrnphlcHl Society ot Baltimore to send to the Bahama Isl nnds a ship currying a stafT of fifty persons, who- will study the geology geography, botany, zoology, climatol ogy, physics and medical ni.d hygienic conditions of those Islands. The ship specially chartered for the purpose will lie fitted and equipped us the homf and laboratory of the party during the ntire trip. Accounts of early writers show thai squirrels must formerly have tieon amazingly numerous. 'Jolunui say that the gray coat was a feiirfn scourge to the Colonial farmer and that Pennsylvania paid in boun ties for their scalps In lTtit alone. Thli meant the destruction of lUo.um with In a comparatively small district. Ir the early days of Western settlement regular hunt were organized by thf inhabitants, who would range th woods in two companies from mornin( till night, vying us to which banii should bring home the greatest num ber of trophies. The quantities thu killed ate almost incredible now. All African chief's uiuli'elLi Is of greater importance titan many peopir imagine, uplift from its enormous size. Its loss In battle more than equals thf loss of a standard of a Frropean coin mander. Some of the umbrellas are of prodigious dimensions, being no lesi tlian --"i feet In diameter, with rilil 12 feet i; inches long., They are mad of binccwood, llllll tile covering is OI gorgeously colored chintz, in viiriet sections of crimson, yellow and blue The opening l performed by means ol pulley s and ropes attached 1" the "run ner," this operation requlr'ng the f.erv lees of three or four men. The pole, or handle. Is of birch, and is about II or 15 feet bigh. A new luetic d of discovering bed ol ore hidden underground, in which eiec. trlcity serves for a delective, is said to have iliei With Willi- Slicl en In Wales and in oi iiwuil. A current of high potential ttn.OH) or more voits Is led to tv.'O metal nil c! in llif ground. Fl'"!'l lhe-ie. lilies of fore spread in all direction, and can l de tei-ted by means of n telephonic receiv er connected with another pair ol metal rods, which may be placed Its any desired position. When no sounds or only very fa'ut ones, are heard, that fact tndicati :' n deflection of the linef of force, and by shifting the place id the rods the location of the metallic; masses which produce the ih-i'l-'i-tioB can be determined. vur: sings his sosgs. A feature of the Iticluird Straus or chesiral concerts In New York Is thf singing of his songs by his wife, a re markably pretty and talented woman. Few musical compositions have evet excited the discussions which have MaS 11 ( II M.Mi,, been engendered by the tone poems ot Itiehard Strauss, n,. ,a sought tt make music express abstract thoughti and emotions, to reproduce reallstli facts, to be philosophical, scnmial, hit morons, as demanded by the subject matter. In doing so be has employe not so much melody 11s Imnnonic de vice and instrumental combination Kipling Cornered. .Mr. Budyard Kipling' fondness tr asking question bu led him occasion ally Into tight place. e once trolle Into a Itookseller' shop and conitnene cd to tirti over some volumes, eon versing ns he did so. "Is this good?" be asked, taking u) George Moore' "CollbiiteH." "I don't know; I Imve not rend It,' replied the shopkeeper. Kipling frowned. "A Itookseller," be said, "and yot don't read your own Itooks?" To which the other answere! tnrtly "If I were a druggist, would you es pert me to take my own drug?" I The ceatlnede dwm't thlag Ilka having one foot la tt