- i' mvk moiik ot isiim; si;i,vi;h. y her. J. A. Milburn. Tint actual men mid women with whom we have to (I. nl nre n crude. angular, compared with the men uriil wnii, imi tin we create out of t h ciil tlc tlcuicnt nf thought. The actual society In which we live is so nitdiocre. so l.ish rless, mi wanting In proportion, compared with the society Hint we haw- lived with on tin- heights of Imagination, on the jm :i kit w here we dream our fnliv! ilmuus. Now, this nor vlt mle is an inevitable result or 1111 iiiili.iliiiii-i il subjectivity, mill tlif cure for It Is to get into t lie habit of liv ing less Inside ourselves, imil more out lilt; ouis hts In the yn-iit word of li-uurc. mi I in thnt yet more lntir st int' World made up of actual women (Hi iirti'lil men. Wlmt we Hunt to li-niii to do Is to thing us tiny are. nnd to do so r mils! olijrctlvizi' o;ir imihcI msuc-a iir life. Here, for Instance. Is ii t-r-Hoti nttlii'li',1 with wli.it In Kngbiud i no uppiopi Inti ly cnlbd "the hurries." When In Knglnid pe- pit- nrc In mute of greit 1'iti'iiiiil iitrltn: ftiii. Ir-tful .ess, nci vor.sin ss or unilui' anxiety, they Say liny have "the hurries." So tunny (f us have this malady of ilisnrdcreii find Iuim h rent nerve. And th s mal ady has Its roots In subjectivity. We live too iinirli within ourselves, mid this interior world of ours, great though !t he, i-s far too siiiiiii sphere for tiie koiiI to realize ltd infinite pos sibilities (inl to iitlaln Its largest iind Its richest life. The secret of enlm, the secret of n balanced mid mi ordered mini, the se cret of poDe. Ik not Chris'.inti science; It Is the secret of common sense, of living out in touch with luiture, the bot of nil physicians, the most perfect thernl elltlc mid the iimM snliil r'oilN of nil the force that en ii minister to the mind (lisi-iiscU or to the heart (lis tressed. Here Is a woman who Is unhappy In her innlllnl relations. Her linsliiind Is b good mini, n idahi, simple inaa, like any one of n thousand other men. A little while ago she was unite hap py lu tin- possession of "lnr man." wlc iu she voliiiiinrily cho-e to he !nr husband, "for b tier, for worse, for richer, for poorer," and now she is tlD ritlsfiVd, rotlesi. unlintiliV. Whv? The reason 1 think In the (treat inn-1 Jority of iiistHtict s Is tract abb to (lie! sulijYctlve disease of excessive Idea I 1 "an Doll, i'.'l',' I'l-Jfir'."! I" heie!f nit Ideal inn n, lu nil tniics Tit!"K. div-1 hItoiin. vricloii, tenilei', int Ihctual.! tirlmlie. endownl wlih all 111- talennj aim! with nil Hi - clmrni. hut she fur-; Ki-ls thnt this liluil man Is no! to lie found Miiywhere upon thin plaiu-t wjrill. He Ih the (TifllUie of llr iIcmiiis. ii pattern thnt exists only in tlie uioiiut of linaifllinlliin. And I Ixlleve Hint ii irreat ileal of tills sorrow of the home would he dispell d like mist before tiree'.e If men mid woiiien were to Cease thinking so much of the Mini and to live more In t tie ncnial. If Instead of llvlntf ho much within uiseIvK with (lie Ideal husliand that e have not mnrrled. or the Ideal wife that we have not marrlul. we would, while our young love wan yet Intense sad varitJ a::d stnm;;. ilMlicntr our-m-Ivi utireserveilly to the actual man or the actual woman we have married; If we would say he la not perfect, she ll not perfect, hut I shall do my best to make him perfect, my best to make her wfe't, I am nure that an lm mene weight of Morrow would, by this very simple proceat of oh eetlvlty. be Hftixl from the heart of the world. How,' too, the externallKiillmi of thoilK'ht makes for freedom and cath olicity lu the mutter of rellt'lon. one of the nail facta of the world today, as lu all past days. Is the fact of ex (luslvinesa in our religious life. The Protestant lives so exclusively In his Protestantism that he wbl not ee any truth in fatlioliclsin. Tin- Cath lie IIvjis so excluaively In h' falh illelsm that he will not see any truth lu I'rol-J estiiiitlKiu. And they are both honest, both sincere. The Protestant In him est, Hlm-ere In his imrruwiiop: the Cnthollc honest, sincere In his narrow- 11PM, The trctlhle I they do not under stand each other. They live ton en tirely within themselves., within the own notions., within their own eroiila ml aynihols, within the nni nw i on line of their own church. And not knowing each the nllier's jinlnt of View, not knowing emh the other' belief, the other's h!:ory, the nther'a contribution to clvlll.allmi, they fear and antagonize each the other. And what In tln reniinly for this? Again It la objectivity, living In the other man'a world, trying to under aland the proceax of bla thought, liv ing in till tradition, In liU, belief, In hla liturgy. In bla ceremonials. And were the ehurebe ao to externalliie their thought, though the unity of Christendom might tie yet far dlatanl, Chrlatlana would at leaat live in happy tnlty, nd the churrhea In perfei-t roDcord. ttUAKV Iti A PKRMINAIiCHIIIMT. r r. Ctarto frtfrtt. Hereay huntera, by wblrb 1 nnin mi who go about anlBng after here- mm re n (limiiilsliiiiK fuctor In our midst. Hrcinlth iK In keeping with the wide, einliriielng K,,!rit of tMp KOKJM.. ne rciiKiui why, just In till age of the world, men would welcome a theol "fiy Hint displ.-iees persoiial comiiiii- pernomil Christ by personal commitment to the general eause 'Iirist came to iirotnote in that Hie lat ler Idea carries, with u !:c idea r doing something.' it means action, a ml action is the genius of our generation, at least lu the Slates. Hut when a preacher says that the fundamental fact in flirlstliinity Is not conversion t die liuinniiitnrliin work that Christ came to d and encourage, lie is giving Hie direct lie to facts as the gospel states them, to the truth iik Christ declared It and to the spirit as the first disciples exemplified It. I'ASTOIt CI.OSI-: TO PKOII,K. By Bishop Chenry. Like the famous picture of Uein briiinlt. pninlnl by himself, so this Is Cluifts i.wn portraiture by Christ's own pencil. Ii H0id be interesting to trace the parallel between the orien tal shepherd in his relations to his Itoi-k and Christ lu His relations to His people, but my purpose Is rather lo point out Hie hearing of this par ihle of the good shepherd up,,,, ,),f. iife work of a Christian pnstur. For the name "nastor" Is onK- ti, rn., term for a shepherd. In the repre sentation of Himself as the great Khep-hi-nl of the sheep our Lord has defined exactly what the pastor of n congregation should aim lo be. I wish Hint less were said nowadays about the authority of the ministry and more about its special work. Men are not driven by authority into the kingdom of Christ, our Lord says Hint the good shepherd Is one who g.ics before the thick and. instead of driving, lends them. In Palestine the business of Hie shepherd was to lend hi" sheep lo piistuiage where the food Indispensable to life s to be found. In iii- same way the one duty of the 'In isl lau shepherd Is to makc""siirc thnt his sheep are fed. That fact sh iilld detei inine the character of pi.iicuimr. ,.,,t of necessity the' prem-h tig w hich ci.llects a crowd. The bcaiing of a p,iig can do that. Nor the delivery of learned mill cIoiiieiit lectures. Keiil prwiching Is thnt which feed the soul. Men go away, not Ray ing: 'How beautiful:" "How elo quent.'" but "How helpful:" "How It touched my eoiiw-lciice:" 'How it f-tn-ligl helled nie for my battles'." Hut tills pastoral fie d.ng of (lie flock Is not limited to pulpit effort. The good shepherd "calls his sheep by mime, mid tjny kiow his voice." ('inly something Is wrong In our m th.iH when the mlu's'.er Is called a "lMsicr,' Hint k a shepherd, and yet knows as little of hla proplo as a rail way conductor knows of the passen ger utnler his charge. The pn-tot who Is a stranger to the Inner lives and to the homes of his people Is like one w ho tries to evoke music from the Instrument whose strings or keys lid does not know one from another. In. our great cities the clergy are nor, wholly In fault when they have give;! up (he effort to know their people. Too much outside work Is laid upon them which laymen would do as we'l or better. How far from the standard I have set up today my own long ministry his been I am more conscious than you. Hut It Is the only standard When my work Is ended, rather than any other epitaph would I have th! written above my ditst; "He was a pastor who fed the flock." WOltl.l) NKIIS THK HIHI.K. By . fi. ft. llar. Man in-eds n revelation of deity. Ureece, the brain of the world In Its) clearest philosophic one, had in Athens with an altar bearing the pit eons Inscription, "To the unknown1 Hod." Hocrales. the greatest pagan thinker, acknowledged this need of revelation, saying: "We must of ne cessity wait till some one from Him who eareth for us shall come and In struct us how we ought to behivi toward !od and toward men." plali said; "We cannot know of ouraelve wh it petition w ill be pleasing to Cod. or what worship we should pay k h in. but it Is necessary that a lawgiv er should he sent from heaven to In struct us. h, how greatly do I long to si e Hint man:" Man needs a revelation of duty. An cient philosopher mill inodiTn skep tics ghe us no code of morals, coin parable to the Hlble code. Those fa miliar with classics and with the his tory of tJreece and Home In theli balmiest days, as well as the writings and lives of modern skeptics, inch as Kotiaseaii, Voltaire, Palno and others need no deinoiistrnt Ion of the world's! need of inch a code as the Bible sti plies. Professor Huxley, the fathe of modern agnotistlclsin, pleaded will-, the school board for the Hlble ai tin' aource of the highest education for children; tie also confessed perplexity "to know by what practical metaurea the religious feeling, which la the es sential basis of conduct, was t be kept up In Hie present utterly cMotlc atate of opinions on these matter without (he use of the Hlble." Mat thew Arnold recommendi-U the etudy of the Itlble for the same reason. Kaxony ha one of the beat regu lated s sterna of forestry In the world, the net profits from the forests amounting annually to over 2.000.UOO HUMOll OF Til E WEEK STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN OF THE PRESS. Oilil Ctir'oim unit Luugbable Phases of i'iiui.iu NhIiii-i; Graphically I'or trl by l.iiiiiicut Word Artists of Due null l)uj - A Huilnct of Fun. "Have's an 'account of a w oman w ho committ"d suicide bemuse her hus band bed died." said Crowi-lls, as he glnnr-e't up from his paper. "What do you think of Hint ' I think," answered Mrs. !., "Hi it she married Hie one man in about 1,( 0:i,O: .MXI," fcomMhiriK In a Nunie. Miss I'lisliavvny It was very good of you to name your auloiuolille after il e. By the way. what Is It like? Mr. Ca-hlelgh Weil, it Uu a thing of I. it'.ity, bur It's tin- fastest bunch of wheels that ever came down the boule vard. (Iret-k Mret (irrek. Merchant Your n ferem-cs seem to be nil right, mid if you csn put up l.m) cash sciuiltv vou can have the j !- Applicant Thank you. sir. Hut ivli-it security can you put up for my $l,(HiO? from ltnrt to Worse, Patient The heat Is ao oppressive, doctor, that I almost feel Inclined to commit suicide. Hoi-tor Tut, tut: That w ill n ver do. What you m-ed Is a change of iliimite. Ptisliinir Hi tat Along, "Would you mind pinning a fl ivver lu my c at when I go?" askitl young I'l'Horem. 'Ortafidy not," replied Miss Wear yim. "It will alTuril me pleasure to do it at once." A Man nf li s Wort. Air. Nokiitne I'd give you the mon ey for a Hew lint next week. Ml. Nokoyne--But Hun's what you said Inst week. Mr. Nokoyne Ves, and I'm likely to sny the same tiling next week. too. I'm not the kind of a Hinn w ho snys one lh:ng one week mid another thing the next week. An licn recrct. The reason for embracing We need not seek nfnr; Men love to hug delnsi uis And girls delusions nrc A HeRneil. Sny. iiiaiiima," iiieried little Mary en, "what's a dead letter?" i-: "Any letter thnt is given to your fa I her to mall, my dear," r pll d Hi w ise mother. (Sonit Hensnn for His I'tnctisnt. Hicks Henpcck is very fond of en tertaining. Isn't he? Wicks Ves: his wife Is always pleasant to him when there's com pany In the house. Philadelphia Press. Hi Kepntatinn in Peril. Tens lie's a gay I.o.harlo. He tries to flirt witli all the prelty girls lu our street, Jess I've seen him trying to flirt witli you, too. Philadelphia Press. The How Wow. This Mr. Wing-Wung of lluugClmw Walkui out with hla little bow-wow. "How nicely!" he said, "A dog may be led, Provided you only know how!" The Way Out of It. She -He can't bear toihnve girls get alii ml of him. He -Then why doesn't he stop run ning n f li r them? Vnrvard Knmpoon. Con M n't Trust Himself. lUeeker-Hut If you and your wife nre not congenial why don't you get a divorce? .Meeker Because I'm afraid. Hie. k"r What are you afraid of? Meeker I'm afraid I might be fool i n nigh to marry Again. Then He Went. "Will you think of me when I'm June?" aslietl the lovelorn youth, who ecihcil unable to tear himself from i r presence, On the Auto, of Coarae. "I tan ncroM ol4 Hopklna In Boston e-.teiiluy." t Casually?" "No; fatally. Harvard Lampoon, Must Support the Family. iiinah: "Look hyar. Sam. we done bin married fo' or five days now; doan yo' reckon yo' hettnh go out an' look fo some wuck?" Sum: "Nebah mind 'bout dat jit. I'll find some wuck fo' yo' lime 'nough, but I don if want yo ter t Ink ob wnfchhf nif Iron in' till de hoiie.Vmi.ou inn past." Phlulelphia Press. Why Klie l.iiiiuheil. "Hiidget." mid Mm. Hyflyte, lndy friei d mustn't stay no lute after. Her uproarious laughter me up nt 1 o'clock this morning. 'yout here- woke "lis. in ii tn. I was tellin' her about how you tried to make enke wan day." I mliannp ills Sun. Hull to O-t Well Snmrtimrn. Martha I meant to come to see yon while you were sick. .Mary. Mary Well, I couldn't stay Kick all summer to oblige you. Detroit Free Pi ess. A Natural yneit' young Whom Hud Nothirij; to Show. "Say, doctor, what's thnt last !M Item in your bill for?" "Let me see. Oh. yes. I gave you a thorough examination on that dnv. Don't you remember?" "Sure, I remember. Bui do you sup pose I tim going lo pay you for that w hen yini took up an hour of my time ami then could not Iind anything tin ma. lei- u iili i.iw ;.; a!)';" Buffalo Im press. One Vealthv Jnn'itl. "How much Is he worth?" "Six millions." "And how doi-s he enjoy life?" "Well, the doctors sny Dint if le-'s very e-1 refill with liimsi-lf he'll be nb'e to sit up nnd make his will one of tlls'se days:" At'antn Constitution. The Way to Civil Service. Tile There's only one way to get civil service. .h n';s How's that? Tile Why. make Hie tip a big one. Pennsylvania Punch Howl. I'euclly Insult. T. redout Walker Vou stem so mrv oils. Willie, what's the matter? Willie Weiirliiifs I've been Insulted That mini buck there said 1 was work lug for him. mind yon, he snld "work ing." He Hud a lin-at Namp, Miss De Style By the way. count, it is very awkward, but I do not know vniii name. It isslan Count Vould you like hitii- it? "Mo-t certainly." 'Den. if you linf ten minute spare sit down and I vlll tell It you."- London Tit-Bits. Kcr:nK Tub, "Yi n should sleep on tight sltb' mnd am. "I reiiM.v enn't do It, doctor; my hus band talks In his sleep, anil 1 cnn'l In ar a thing w ith my left tar." Towt Topics. iinretl to Heat)., Tess Craelous! You're as cross nt two slicks this morning. .less No wonder. That's w hat I had calling on nuf last night. Tes What? Jess Two slicks. Phlla. Press. I tior Hoy! "Your new brother is the eleventlt child In the fnmlly, Is he not?" asked the caller. "Yes, ina'nin," an id the little girl. "Hnve you namid him yet?" "I think we're going to name hlu Jerusalem. That's what papn rallH him when he was horn." Chicago Trt biine. Hecr.verlna Krom tha Delualrn. Koundlrigh Towne Do you bollevi In art for art's sake? ('Bshlelgh Hplash i had to for l while, but I'm gettlnp orders now nt right. New York Klin, A Maidenly Amenity. The spinster allowed her visitor t beautiful hand-mndo lace collar and said proudly; "This la over fifty yean old." "It la beautiful," purred tha girl "Did you make It, dear?" New Yort V Mrs. Henpcck ,My: my: What an aw rut i stastr ime happeueu to .links. Mr. II. (nbseiitlyi Kh? he marry? K f 1 yti For liter iu No miiltcr how pin e ply may be at hand to: If it is pumped int.) 'Jlid left exposed lor ; r tock. u source of sup water'.ng stuck, an oien trotigh any length of lime it soon becomes polluted ami un til for the animals to drink. This will not be the case, according to the in ventor, if the stock watering appara tus here shown is nut Into use. If pure water is furnished to the tank or barrel to which tins fountain is attached it is claimed that there is no way by which the animal that is drinking can make it foul. The va !erer consists of a double drinking TIIE WATKUKIt. bowl, made of cist iron, which is at tached lo the t ml s !i;:- of n lank or barrel. On the inside is another i handier, im-hiscd in which is a brass Mont and lever controlling the flow of the water to the outside bowl. The fountain is automatic in ils aetimi. as the Hunt rises wi:ii the water in the liowl nnd cuts off the supply when the proper heighl lias been peached. As the valve is always closet except when water is Mowing from the tank to the drinking bowl, there is no op portunity for foreign mutter to Mud ils way to Die interior of the storage es"rvoii-. Denver Field and Farm. Root Crojis lor Stock. There Is not a farmer In business but who can readily spare an acre or two of ground on which to grow root crops. If he has any number of heads of stock he will Mud that he can not grow anything tin the farm to greater profit Hum the small area named put Into root crops. Mange! wui.els are among me easiest ot tlie root crops to grow and they will grow on any soil if the soil is properly prepared. The seed bed should be deep nnd har rowed several times after thorough plowing. Seeds should be drilled ill mid from two to four pounds of seed an acre will be required. Tlie space between rows should he kept free from weeds ind when Die plants are three w four Inches high they should be thinned out so that they will stand fifteen inches apart. It will be necessary lo keep the field hoed or cultivated until the plants get S 1 1 II IIT fllOIIgh to oveeei.n.;. V.i't'd growth. After tills no care Is neces sary until fall harvest. I'mier this sort of cultivation It Is possible to grow from tKHi to l.tHKi bushels on an acre, according to the condition of the soil. Carrots ami turnips can be easily rais ed, on the same plan, although for gen eral feeding the inahgels arc, perhaps, nore desirable. Thtlm pi lit More cases of thumps am i; g j.i,s nre reported this year than In some lime bt fore, ow ing. tl,iub!Ie-s, to tlie rainy weather, wh ch prevented the pigs from gelling Die sunshine they mi much needed. If Dure is aaytliiu ; farmers need to learn nb .in Hi handling of young pigs it Is th it they need sun and exetcls". biih in e.m ttldi r.ible !iiantilit s. An ideal pasture fur young pigs Is a place that may b tencetl on rroin the liinin pasture where there Is one or in :re 1rees which will provide shade, but wh.-re there will also be a large spat-,' of Domiinr.it ivtly dry ground, in gia s. on which the pigs may run. If there Is wl-lte clover In the grass, mi much the better for the pigs, nnd they w ill ne; d less corn. Sun and exercise will pre rent thumps, which disease usually tkmus death. I. Ice Troiihtin't Plan. It Is not unusual for kwIiic. ami par ticularly the young pigs, to be afllict id with lice, ami th" Irouli e Is ttsna I.v lue to lincbiin iii:ir,er. If tie- pigs ire const inily scrali h li' they sh nld be closely eXHinine.l for lice, and If the vermin are found the pigs should he taken from the pen and the bitter Hi r lughly eleniis"d.. Scrub the pen t In. r- mgbly and then whit -wash It. Tlie pigs should also be scrubbed wit It n tdlutlon of sulphur or by usin; some f the Mieep dips, nf which there ar toany good ones on the market. If no See nre found on the pigs, then Die trouble g.lieinlly t un e front Im proper feeding or Die sow while she W nursing. If t ' i -i is th night to be Sae'cnse, cut the ci.jtt or,( of tlie ra'Ion 'r the now iiml ft.d h r largely on M-( TIONAI. VIKW OK ml .iiiiiigs. brnli and miik for a whll Clean the, Jiigs with the hip dip, as suggested, w hich will allay the irrita tion. fcherj for the Farm. If one is in l lie raising of sheep ex clusively, one can afford to go into tha question of fancy breeds suited to th market to which he is catering, but the average farmer who raises sheep simp ly as uie more crop from which hi li; pes to derive an income, should select the 1 1 recti from those most common In his sect ion. The general purpose ewe, if this term may be applied to sheep, is the tine witli some Merino blood in order to obtain the heavy tine fleece. It has been observed that the animal with the close, dense fleece is the vig orous, hardy animal. The ram should be of a good cross or a pure bred, if tic sired, but care should be tak n thai he is t f a breed suited to thrive in Die section where he is to remain am under the conditions with which he will be surrounded. In selecting sheen for the farm it Is generally wise to look after the merits of each individ. mil regardless of Hie bred to whicli she belongs, for there are good breeds with poor members of the family jus) as there nre good members in breed! that are not so highly rated. In most sections where sheep may be raised to advantage there is room for iminj more I ban nre now raised. If farm, ers would go into this industry, care fully increasing their holdings as thej gain experience, they could makt sheep raising profitable. Hnndy Workshop Tool. I have n cheap force feet I drill prest that is very useful on my farm. A timber a. -txlixb feet, is supported by legs e, like a trestle. The uprights b and tl should be longer tint n shown. that they may he tied together at the lop. ns the outward strain is consid erable: both center uprights are L'x4x 12 inches. All uprights nre braced ns shown at f f f. The bit stock c is made by bending a Vi or 1 in rmind rod into shape as shown, or may be purchased nt a hardware store. A feed screw is shown at d, which may screw into the wood, or a nut may be at Inched to tlie front Ride of rear up right. A tool chuck g is screwed to the end of the bit stock. Loose blocks WOOD t)U IKON 1IUU.I.. i of wood are placed between the bit i and the front post b as needed. By using twist drills, either wood or iron I may be bored.- (ieorge T. Price, in I'.-irin ami Home. Farm Note. A farmer should know enough about law to keep out of It. No one can be found now who ob jects to dehorning cuttle. In butter making, next to controlling the temperature i to churn often while the cream Is in good condition, lows are given access to their mother, but as they soon find but little to sup ply their needs they become disgusted and readily adopt the Idea of paddling Dieir own canoe. A stall for a horse should be fivt feet wide. If wilier the horse wili turn over ant get enst, if narrower 1i can't rest. The floor should be even mi 1 level if Die horse gels the rest in should have. Many a runaway lias resulted Jusi been usi too much confidence has been plnied hi a team. There is always n feeling Dial "they'll aland." It pays ta ! make teams secure before letivlnn them. 'I In- first rainy day Dint comes, pnsi a copy of this paper to your neighbor aim ask him to look It over and ted Viiil how lie likes It. There is no hot- ti t way one can befriend a neighbor than to bund him a good paper. He will appreciate the paper and youi Kindness. Some men folks on farms novel think of helping make or cultlvnte Hit garden. This Is considered too small a ,'oh for I hem, ami yet they nevei object lo partaking of what comet from it. It Is "my wife's garden" when Hie garden Is put In and when the crops are reaped It is 'our garden." (if I'licle Sam's domain of over twe billion acres only ,ri(Ki,iKNi.(KNi are left for settlement. Under the present system of land laws It will only lasl five yeiirs. During the first ninety days of this fiscal year (I.IKHI.ikh) acre! were filed upon. Uncle Sam Intendi t lint everybody shall have a farm at long ns 1hey last. Ilia farms are go lug fast. Whenever one reads of a rouibilu where farmers are going to control prices of farm products, one should rest nssured that somebody else la go lug to lie enriched by the scheme. I Is not among the possibilities to con trol the prices of staple farm prod nets. All attempts to do so will provi failures. When approached to lend aid to m y scheme of thli character It wll be well to look for the African In (W fuel; he i there.