" " i ' 1 1 5 r- if. Hi Uarrboa Press-toil 0. a scku, norwiroi tUISON, HKBE1.SE A To srr is Hainan, but to forgive la aalte another matter. No doubt many a wife wishes she sad her old job back again. Any man who boasts of bis wisdom wouldn't do It If be had more. A wheelbarrow Is an excellent rehlcle la It way, but It won't push Itaclf. Many a man who prays for big daily bread kicks if he dcWt get pie for deaaert The key of success Is within the reach of every one, but some men are too lazy to reach for It. Mr. Gates says the worst has been reached In the stock market. This Is no cone lation to the man who reached ft Some of the platform builders will doubtless Tiew with alarm too much irrigation In the West without the con tent of the Irrigated. The steel trust's profits are reported to be i2,0t),0X) a month. Why should the stockholders in a company like that be dissatisfied with their pres ident? A fair estimate of yourself Is the dif ference between what you think of yourself and what others think of you. A more comforting estimate, however, and just as valuable. Is the sum of the two. Shakespeare received a rough blow from some one who said a few week ago that the poet ought to be boycot ted by the Dutch, the Irish, the French and the Scotch, whom he insulted. Al most the same disy came a report thai Mr. Carmgie had said In Loudon, "Shakespeare taught uie more tnan all other books put together." Mr. Carne (! Is a Scot. The two utterances show how wide apart men's opinions may be. How many cloistered halls of Institu tions of learning in the United States are now rising or soon to be built 1 To use a common word, the universities and colleges, the schools of every kind, and the libraries, are now flourishing all over this republic with a "boom" Mvcr surpassed or even approached. Enormous business buildings of all classes are seen in our centers of trade, but culture and the highest forms of educational development are not neg lected. Young woman are hereafter to be al lowed to alight from the trains of the Boston Sc. Maine Railroad without assistance. Some of them have com plained that the dirty bands of tbe brakesmen soil their white shirt-waists Tbe brakemen are allowed to assist the young women who nave bundle, but -ren then they may touch only the bundles. When the history of this cen tury is written this new practice will perhaps be noted as aa instance of the recognition of a woman's ability to take care of herself. a ,, Eating Is tbe greatest of all our standard amusements. A great num ber of people obviously est a great deal more than tbey need, and It Is entire ly credible that a large proportion of the moderate esters might thrive as well and look as handsome and work as hard and lite as long oh a very och restricted diet But would the Jy tf continue unimpaired for tb,em.? fhe native-born might rslse plenty of children If tbey could subsist for 11 cents a day, bat would tbey "rkipk life was worth living on 11 cent-' tpf' of tend a day? No, they rouMnt them, T"'t la one thing that a IN The subject of aerial navigation Is one of never-falling Interest, particular ly at this time, when many engineers agree that tbe problem Is one whose solutions may be expected in tbe near future. Almost all engineers, however. Tnrtner astree that the solution Wlu -never come fJon (tie Jjfnes ftj tj)6 dirigible bajiafta,' and" that ti many In teresting experiments with so-ciued tfrehlps, which rely upon tbe gas bag ij overcome the attraction ol gravita tion, whU drawing popular interest to tbe subject of air navigation, do noth ing toward advancing the time when real airships will become a possibility. When the American fanner rises early In the morning it Is to look over broad and fertile acres that are his wa. When he goes forth K is to fields that a human being can lawfully step pea wlthoot his consent. When be gathers and gamera the harvest be p what, to a vsat majority or Bt reedy and rape do ua land tx ens take frees him. It la all his. 1 pea gas-da ef It are to clothe and sl kla aad hat family aad educate V tt23rea; to be the snpport of hi t smi the herttaj ef sua posasrlt. t cil DTsai twery paint ei tJ)bw, it Tl ? lav itcvCEf e fMt 1 t-:M $Zt C fc3r with -".ClxzCzT lit r von ' .t- - It to ft rival professional singers, whose bus! noss It Is to keep their voices In tlx condition of a perfectly tuned musical Instrument. This is the opinion ol Emperor William, expressed to the conductors of the German singing so- I eietles at Frankfort recently, prelim- Inary to the award of the prize which he gives every year. The singers bad practised difficult music until they could sing It with considerable credit to themselves, but the emperor told them that tbey would secure more sat isfactory results, if, Instead of trying to Imitate the philharmonic choirs, they were to devote theumlves t folk-songs "You have the Khine In your vicinity, yet who of yon -sang a Rhenish folk song? I can only say to you that If a single one of you had sung Men delssohn's 'Thou Heautl 'ul ForfSt, that would have been a real relief to us." lie said thai he wouid have a cheap collection of national songs published, and hoped that the societies would slug some of the songs next year, and "show the world what a wealth of poetry and art" they contained. The emperor's advice might well be taken by American singing societies. The English-speaking race has not so large a collection of people's music as Ger many, but there is no rearm why Americans should not sing the folk music of the world. All races are re presented here, and It should be pos sible to make the music of all the races feel at home on this continent. The songs that are near to the hearts of tbe people are not the elaborate composi tions, but the simple melodies which can be sung by a mother sitting by her fireside. All musical crltica agree that a ballad well sung is as artistic an achievement as tbe correct rendering of what one critic aptly calls the "fool trills" In the mad scene In "Lucia." So let us have more ballade and less trill ing. In one of his charming stories Dr Van Dyke remarks parenthetically that we have often occasion to bless our frienls for their enthusiasms. This is a very attractive little sentence, and gives us one more occasion to bless Dr, Van Dyke, who Is always putting into shape for us our unspoken thoughts. The tnibuslasms of our friends are si many outlets from our own narrow lives Into tbe wide sea of experience. But It sometimes occurs to one to won der why it Is that more people do not have enthusiasms. Those who are en thusiasts, of one sort or another, are certainly happier, certainly get more out of life and give more to others than the colorless people whom we all meet too of.ea. But some people actually seem to think enthusiasm vul gar, not to be countenanced In polite society! The truth Is rather that the person without enthusiasm for some thing Is profoundly to be pitied. And If one Is naturally not enthusiastic what then? But this, like all other arts, can be cultivated. You know tbe old rhyme: "The world Is so full of a number of things, I think we should all be as happy as kings!" It Is zest in life, enthusiasm In ths pursuit of some object that makes peo ple Interesting, and that takes us out of ourselves and makes life Interesting. Do we not all know the uplift, the sense of new life, of fresh power, that comes from contact with one who Is sti enthusiastic lover of art, of books, of nature, of music, or even of something quite outside our usual line of thought? We are refreshed as by a mountain breeze after a sultry climb, when w meet sn enthusiastic riepJ. Are w doing our part towaras otne;s uy gir Ing them the Inspiration of our enthu4 slasm, or are we shutting ourselves up to ourselves, narrowing our lives to their most commonplace limits? It Is one of the greatest of misfortunes to be incapable of enthusiasm. Ve mlrs en joyment for ourselves, and a cbanc to brighten our frlends not to mention the possibilities of growth If we hold ourselves stiffly sloof from this "div!n possession." Carried Out His Plans. A millionaire bad died. There hat been great apparent grief among those who had been most substantially re membered. And some real for-sure re fcet among those who bad expected to. but hadn't got a dollar. j The funeral was oTef. 'The million aire's sods had gathered for confer i ence. Among tile pet plans of tbe old j man s declining days was a tuagnin cent nalace on whole stvle of 'cMistruc- tlon ne had disagreed wltfc. every oth ef member of the family. You will remember," said the eld est son, choking back his emotion wonderfully well, "that It was the last ;e.urt that we carry out every plan he had made regarding the new house." "Yes." tbey groaned In chorus. "Well, I have arranged that It be done." Thereupon he piled all tbe plans of bis father's architect Into a Iarg wsstebasket and bore them out to tb rubbish bin In the bark alley. "I may say truthfully that it is a pleasure to carry out the plans, ever though we disagreed in tbelr form ing." replied tbe young man as he re turned with the empty basket-Bait I more American. Trees Mraok by Lrfghtnlag. A careful examination ef the tree that are struck by llghtalag shows thai ever half of then arc poplar, frea this fact adaoUeta ceadade that tht poplar baa eotae value aa a aoadactar ef Kghtaiag. Therefore agrtcaslartata are a4rtaad ta atast tbeee treat la the vMafty at Ka Bats trer aaas faeflt nM aaeOa) TOPICS OF THE TIM ES. A CHOICE SELECTION OF INTER ESTING ITEMS. ; Coamelll and Criticism Baaed llpoa the Happenings of tha Day-Historical aad New Note. Some girls are like sugar sweet and full of grit. The man who marries for i.i ne.v cir- talnly earns it. , , j If you are the right kind of citizen you d-.n't have to advtrtise Ui fac. j saaerasaEics.- - The happiest person is one who Is r? gardbss of the fu;ure and oblivious of the past. The Greek cabinet has r. sign il an-l their names look like a hnintfid out of the hell box. Much better results can be obtained by paying a woman a compliment than by trying to argue with her. , -... ... :-:v Chicago physicians have started, the "'Journal of Infectious Dis nscs" atil went anxious to have ev, ryboly take it. There should le no objection to the auburn treses of a woman provid it the color does not penetrate int.) hr tern pej anient. Incredulous Individuals nre b gri lling to suspect that polonium is noth ing but o new br.akt'a-t food back, d by a star press agent. The center of population for the Cnited States Is locale. I in Indians', but Is Isn't likely to be there very long If the mobs keep on. A Boston laborer has fallen heir to $2.0UMiO. B( f(. re envying him think of the trouble he will have in gei- 'ing away from tbe people who want :o show him how to Invest It. The year's consumption of tobacco in the l iiittd States alone Includes !X'O.000,0 cigars. li. XMK-O.iskj cigar ettes and Hsu.iKXMim pounds of man ufactured tobacco. The one item of ;;moking and chew ing t' ba'-eo. ex clusive of cigars, cigaretes and snuff, registers an annual over all value of more than S,"ViO,tXiO. In a-lditlon Film land Miioki ;. iO.Oim.ikio. Japan .'i.nxl. .m.i and (.'bina 1 ," i.t 0 t.i mo of cigarettes every twelve motitj. The outside cigarette puffing bums up 4.V (XXMK pounds of tobacco and puts nbout $4,Mi,00 Into the bank account of the American grower. Speed-craze, or speed-mania. Is d fined as a form of disease cans il by indulgence In too rapid motion, volun tarily controlled, until a person loses control of himself. The conscious ness that there I practically no limit to the Increase of speed possible, as In driving sn automobile, produces a species of Intoxication. In a serious discussion In Faris. at the Soclete Ue Hypnologle p de Psychologl. one speaker dwelt upon the characttrMics developed!)' the victims of the cra.;v Isjastfulness, combative ne, violence, hatred and the like. In n normal slate the speed-maniacs have no such peculiarities. A series of articles bas been running In one of the magazines desT,blngho' two little cash girls in a department store bought a lovely palatial Louie for their widowed mother out of a few years' saLpgs from their pay, $1.40 a week each. TbfP there is the bank ,'erk of sturdy and uncomprom ising honesty, who, out of the savings from his modest stipend now owns n ten-room home on Appleblossem street. Aj)d the scrubw-opian, whose husband Is paralyzed, who has sav ed enough from the floors to set him up Id a comfortable peanut stntnl nt the union sistlos from the proceeds of wblcb, carefully laid away for Twenty years, they have been enabled to hare a home on Central park ami a modest fifteen-room cottage at New port. These stories are very Interest ing, and show what can be done by a romantic yrjting gentleman vfiih paper and pencil, who must nli his page or not draw his pny. Tta Aleutian islands have been, ever stnee'tbeir acquisition from Russia In 1 Ht 17, ilie least known territory of the 1'nlted States. There are alsmt eighty of them, stretching from the south western peninsula of Alaska westward into the Pacific in a chain 1..VK) miles iong. Their entire area Is less than ..VKI square miles, and they are In niblted by alKiut 1,5(10 Aleuts, a race i-cscmbilitg the North American In dians. Few, If any, white men live on tbe islands. It Is said by travelers that the Aleuts are fast dying out, ow Ing to the practice of tbe most ad vauced vices of Imperial Rome. The islands are mountainous, but contain fertile vslleys. wherein grows wild .thss peculiarly delightful to cattle In the summer of 1901 a Washington sueep company landed 1,010 sheep on one of the Aleutlsn Islands as su ex periment. It wss found this spring that the flock bas not Increased, ow ing to the depredations of wolves, but hat otherwise It bas thriven. Tbe oinpaiiy. satisfied with tbe expert nent. proposes to land 5.000 cattle and sheep on the archipelago and to ake nn Derma nent pasture land. As he world gradually becomes filled up, tse Is found for the reglona which old c 'graphics were wont to condemn as lerlle. Iarren and worthless. Making he Aleutlsn Islands a pasture la use In point. An "Institute" Is publishing tha fol iwlna advertisement la some of the 1 pure for government sisitions. openings In all departments. Title (iood ' salaries. Rapid promotions. Kxainina ; tlons soon. Particulars free." It may Ik that the "institute" Wis special fa cilities for securing these fine positions In the government service where pro motions will bi- rapid and everything else will be Just lovely. If so it might le utile to do a good business by com municating with some of the senators and representatives who nre worrying because of their Inability to secure government positions for their clamor- (.us constituents. At the same lime it may not be out of place here to give a wonl of advice to young meu who are preparing for fine openings In the government service. Let them take the examinations prepared by the "In stitutes" If they can do so witliotit reit!i(uishing their jobs on the farms find in the grocery stores. There is no .harm in lieing prepared to accept a fine governmwit position In case one happen during the next fifteen or twenty years to lie vaeeted, but It will be a serious mistake for any young mail to spurn h;;rd work on the strength of a promise that be can have a government position with the cer tainty of rapid promotions as soon as be is able to pass whnl some "insti tute" puts forth as a necessary exami nation. Serious mistakes may be avoid'-d if the young men who expect to assist in running the government will cling to their present jobs till the papers come from Washington. Not long ago a student in one of out universities died and Inquiry was made of his roommate as to the cause of the death. "He tried to live on health principles." was the answer, "arid he couldn't stand it." The reply was not so naive as appears at llrst glance. There was profound truth In it. In spite of the contradiction. If the ad vice of various physicians and other authorities on matters pertaining to health were followed there would be nothing left to eat or drink. Dr. Wiley, chemist for the department of agriculture, says "the devil lurks In the s;U '.VHier futiniain and iced ten Is simply suicide." In the same breath be calls attention to, the danger that lurks hi vegetables grown on or under ground which has been exposed to con tamination by sewage, city waste or garbage. The free use of meat Is con demned in hot weather, and even the vegetables grown under healthy condi tions are denounced as watery and In nutritions. Milk Is dangerous, even though the cow Is knoivn and her en vironment declared favorable, for who knows what latent seeds of disease lurk in her system, the Inheritance from remote ancestry! Cereals are condemned as satisfying the apctite and flesh -producing, but affording lit tle vitality and not to Is- depended on as A steady diet. What are we to drink? Nothing containing alcohol, of course, and no soft drinks, for w ho can tell what poisonous concoctions are bidden In the sparkling fluid? (Mi no account Is one to drink water before It Is analyzed, for If the devil lurks In Iced tea the deadly microbe Is waiting his chance in the water. The only safety seem to lie In total abstinence from eating and drinking. Fortunately humankind was Ikihi with a propensity for forbidden fruits, and there is iittie danger that the advice of chemists and physicians w ill be followed ts strictly. Most people will defy "health prlnel pies" and live in spite of the doctors. CELTIC TREA8URE ROMANCE British .V use ii at Making a fight for J'rchUtoric Helic. An attempt to dispossess the British mtfcum of certain Celtic ornament w b ch they recently acqnhed will U made, says the London Kx press. T!)V d 'spitted articles In tills txt a ir diuary case which the treasury liring against a state Institution consist ol halt a (i.ozM; beautiful rxampies ol Celtic work In gold. Including a mns lve, bowl, n luodol of a war galli-oi fitted wltli si bis, row-locks and uais and a wonderful collar of twbted gox wire such as was worn by the kings aril leaders of mm nearly 2.11 ye.n ngo. I'hee had lain burled for eeutiirh-f In the northwest of Inland wlvit ,i farm lab rer turned them up w bib plowing In l'Mi. They passed ftou band to hand, until the British mns cniii bought ill in for On tln-e relics the Irish academy hi Dublin assert that It has first claim but w halevir the menus of pos-cs-l ir. the Urilish museum cannot dispiw if any acquisition, unless It be a diirfcai except by act of parliament. The British museum den ires tht aiilc.es are treasure irove. i ne irisn aeaih my declares they are not. Kveii if tliev are not treasure trove, rcjolnl the museum, they are not necessarily Irish. It is quite )sstlble that they wr,- run led back to Ireland by a pre historic free-hooter after one of hi periodical plllaglngs of Saxon caslhs. Fluallv. a n irliainen ary eoiiimltte advised a trwisury action. In the meantime the Irish academy i pauper compared with the British museum and complains that the latter comoetee unfairly with If. Whnfevei the oufonie of the pending trlnl, policy of symsthellc co-operation be tween the museum authorities of Kng land. Ireland and Scotland Is likely to be enforced by the government. Neck aad Neck. "Let me write tbe songs of a natlor, and I care not who makes Its laws,' sikl the musical young man. "Oh, I dont know," replied the prac Ileal young man. "I guess there art about aa ms ii y ragtime laws aa then are ragtime songs." Comfort. Those microbes la Ik lee cream Boat ouhnuts. Half a cupful of butter, one cupful and a half of sugar, four cupfuls of flour, three eggs, two teaspismfuls of baking M)wdcr. half a cupful of milk. a little iiiact- anir grafed tiiittiicg. Mix the sugar and butter, with the spices, together until very light. Add to this the sifted flour, through which the baking iwwder has been stirred, with tin- miik and eggs. Place a portion of the dough on the pastry-board, which has been thoroughly floured, and roll the dough a little less than a quarter of an inch thick, uml w ith a ring cut l! in round cakes. Have a siitlicietit plant ity of lard in a saucepan in which to float the cakcx, but it must be boiling hot. Dmp in four or live akes, or more If the saucepan is large enough not to crowd them, and let bull tint) a light brown all over. They will require about five minutes, and when done will have risen to form a round ball. They should lie turned several times in the boiling fat while cooking to brown them evenly. When cold they may lie rolled in fine sugar or left plain, as the taste may be. Croquette of Macaroni, Boil n quarter of a pound of Italian macaroni in salted water for twenty live minutes. Drain, and put It In n saucepan with a good ounce of butter, half an ounce of Parmesan cheese and a quarter of an ounce of cooked smoked tongue cut Into small pieces and one trultlo cut the same. Toss all together, then change it to a well but tered santoire, spreading the prepara tion one Inch thick on the bottom. Cover with a buttered paper, press It well down and put away t() cool. Cut tl, preprathjr, vvlib a plain paste-cut ler into six parts: roll each one in grated Parmesan chii'se, dip In beaten egg and roll 111 grated fresh white bread crumbs. Fry in very hot fat for four minutes, drain well and serve in n hot dish with a folded napkin. Palled Cora. Boll the corn on the cob until the mns ccnws to flow win'ii the grain is pricked. With a sharp knife cut off the com a tul pack in a stone jar with alternate layers of salt. Have each layer of corn two inches deep, then put on that a layer of salt half an inch thick. Let the top layer be of salt laid on twice as deep as the lower strata. Press smooth and pour care fully over all melted but not really hot lard. Cut a round of parafliu paper (lie sl.e of the moiitli of the jar and press this on the lard. Keep In a cool place. Of course this corn must Se soaked all night lieforv using. Pea Vinp, For pea soup, sliell a quart of tea. Boll them until soft Jn one and n half pints of water, adding a few of the pod to give flavor. Hull them through a sieve. Add bne quart of beef slock, one teaspoonftil of sugar and popster and salt to taste. I-t them come just to a boil, then add half a pint of good cream and serve. Some good cooks advise putting a bit of soda with old peas to make them tender and give them a grKKl color, but this Is not ad visable. If they have reached that ex tremity tbey are only fit for soup. A little sugar Is ofteu added with sdran 'Bge, to replace natural sweetness. Hlachberrr Vinegar. Mash the berries, and when reduced lo a pulp add enough vinegar to cover them. Set in a warm place near the stove twelve hours, stirring every two houtw. Strain and press. Add as many mashed berries to the vinegar as It contained before, cover and leave In the same warm place for six hours more. Strain, measure tbe juics add half as much water as you hStK Juice and stir into this five and a half pounds of granulMtf'd sugar for every quart and a pint of liquid. Bring slow ly to a tioll. ts)ll Dp hard once, strain, hottle, cork ami seal, Uoatrd Krrs'.i fork. Take three- pounds of fresh loin snk; season two hours before needed with two good pinches of salt and one good pinch of pepper, well distributed. Put it Into a roasting pan with half a cupful of water, place It In the oven and let roast for fully one nnd a half hours, being careful fo baste It fre quently with Its own gravy. Remove It to a hot dish, skim tbe fat from the gravy, strain the lean part over the roust, and serve. Canned Mhabarb, Cut the rhubarb Into Inch lengths without peeling. Weigh, and to every pound of the rhubarb allow three-quar ters of s iu nd of granulated sugar. Put the sugar over me nre with a very little water snd IsjII to a thin simp, skimming frequently. Turn In tbe rhubarb and cook for Ave minutes. With a perforated spoon remove tbe rhubarb, pack Into jsrs, (III with the Milting sirup and lit on airtight covers. Hoft Molasaaa Cake, Oue cupful of sugar, two-thirds of a cupful of sour cresin, one cupful of New Orleans molasses, three eggs, tba grated rind of a lemon, and one and a third teaapoonfuis or soda. If soar milk Is used Instead of cream, use a whole cupful of butter. This cake ?aa be flavored ta suit, also fruit add d, bat la all reaea It mast not be Aimed oat of the ana antll nearly AT BELLBOY'S MERCY. Gneata of New Tork Holela Klpo.ed lo a New Vo-z. ' Nuisance. Guests of New York hotels are prac tically at the mercy of beliliys. so far us small articles of appu.vl are con cerned. They can prated their jew elry and other valuable pnerty, but cravats, hiiiidktrchlefs. It-Miks and such tilings are the treasure trove of the li llb.y. utile' he happens lo be hon est nt'oiigh not to take a thing merely been use he wans It. The fact that more thin s ef insignlib vlii worth do not dis.ipp.m- s pns.f of the h-octy of the a v el age bellboy. lU'llbojs are ing.iged for hotels not through any agency or intelligence office. They go fioiu li'iKl to noiei a-klng fir ctiq I iviiient winn they have lo-t their work. It Is a peculiar ity of the class that lin y Hog to ho tel work, whatev.r ditliculty I hey have In finding a place. They always want to remain In apso-ity or another about a lion I. There Is a local tiswicin im ( Ut'- keip.-r mIh !!! itvor to protect iti'in- H-lves against thievish servants by riHHlis of a di t .ctive bureau that sends weekly bnll'Mi.H to a I Its sub-" rib-rs. These describe the b lib iys. chamber maid or wa te who lone been found guilty of tin ft. tell of their p.'ctlll irl-tii-sof iiiinii rami pirsoii.il up entnncrf and id ntify them accurately enough to keep other IciH N from employing them. For even alt r they have been discharged and p ssibly exposed as thieves the fascination of hotel work is so strong fur them that they will run the risk of being caught rather than try at some other lit e of work. (Juewt in hotels may lock their door and do what they will with Ih dr keys. Hut. sate when they t , in their r.-om. t hey can never be sure that the belli!,, cannot come In. Fr. qtiently pass keys are s nt for and the boys bring tln-m. The keys re main In their possession until they re tain to the otlice. and during that lime there is ample opportunity f-r tln in to mLer any room they want to. pick up any little object t!::.t r.isy !. '.ving about and tin n go dow n to the office. Thefts of that kind can never ! pre vented by the hotel management, and the "guests are able lo piotect them selves only by locking everything up. In nine out of ten discharges frmi ho tels the Isiys are sent away for th-ft. ' They are usually the brightest and most elllcleiit. at tint. New York Sun. 4 DISAPPEARING AMG fOH SIOKLS. If there is any one feature of n store- which deliaets from Its appearance more than another It Is the decrr.ition of tbe front with dilapidated and faded awning. This may answer ail purposes as far as kei Ui off the sun and rain, but Its condition is sure to prove a deiriuniit to the slor. In some ineisiiie this lias li 'i n lmpr.)Vu upon by the permanent metal aw nings; et thene must lender the interior of the store dark and gio my. and neccs- fcltate the use f nrtlhfi::! Ugh! oli louily days. Now, a compromise be tween the two ideas has made Its ap pearance, tio.tiing less than a metal f," awning, w hich ui'i b project d over the pavement or withdrawn nl will. In the illiiktmi! m is prcs -iticd a sec- SI.IHKS INTO TUB llt'lMUNO. tlonal view of a store fr.uif, with the- awning partly projected over the pave ment, showing the manner In which It Is oix-ruted by the crank nnd gitirlng. A horizontal shaft extends across tin face of the building, wbh gear wi is at either end. meshing with racks on the awning supports. The latter pass through openings in Hie front of the building betwien the lirst and sec ind stories, w ith gul Ic on toe Inner. sides of the walls lo elide the supMiits into the space provided for them. The guide also serve lo carry the weight of the MWtilug when II Is protected, this Isdug accomplished by simply turning tlu crank, as Is done In ma nipulating the cloth nwnlngs now in use. Frlcdrleh Thorns of San Frnnclso Cal., Is the Inventor. Hilling lo lo Overtime. A manufacturer In the west of F.ng land, anxious that his hands should keep Christmas In n proper spirit, told them that If tbey went to church on that day tbey should receive their wages Just the same as if they bad been st work. Shortly after the ad dress a deputation of solemn fared em ployes waited upon ibelr chief. "We're wlllln' to attend church," said the spokesman, "nnd If ye can see your way to pnyln' u oven line we're willhr to attend the chapel In lb;1 evening." An riplcure. you asnt to go "Dout luck to Africa?" "No, mih," answered .Mr. Krasins Plnkley. "I did favor de projeck till. I took up de study of iiiiIiuhI bisbiry. I finds dat while ostrlclns Is a heap bigger dan chickens dey Isn't "Ifh as food to eat." Washington Mar. What a goad many people need It. J Iiti V I II I A 4 i f la are- j aa aavlag geod tUaa thee aara. fa Kb la tk em selves. 1, i .wit 'if- lepers: "Wsiited Yoaag