Harrison press-journal. (Harrison, Nebraska) 1899-1905, September 03, 1903, Image 7

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    jl fcav finally cam to the konklushuo
Tthit the best epltaff nny man kan
Iut, fur all praktlkal purposes, g a
good ba k akount.
, Only thirty-six persons out of every
tollllon live to be one hundred years
old.
CASTOR I A
For Infants and Children.
htlti Yh Han Always Ectt
Beard the
Signature of
FREE TO WOMEN!
iini I III 21 u Hove me neanng and
I cleansin cower of F.
tin Tolict Antiseptic
we will mail a iarge trial
package with jxx.i of in
structions abeo'utelr
free. This is imi a tin
ample, hut a large package. 1
cnuuii tu convince anyone
of its value. Women all
T Inr coumry are prais-
'r - ...- nunc in inrm
reatasit of female Ilia, curing ll tnflam
MIKm and discharges, wonderful as a cleans
teg vaginal douche, tor sore throat, nasal e
Snrrn. as a mouth wash. inH in mnv iahm
whiten ibe teeth. Send to-day; a postal i
M v arweartea er seat taM r M,
t. fallow CO.. 211 Cwiureua At . testes. Mat
jjiatuimi:H5rr
mil Htkt all tut ri u.
Coaur fcrn.it. Tium Uiiud. L'n
N.N. U.. 787-36 YORK. NEB
WITH NERVES UNSTRUNG AND HEADS
THAT ACHE
W7SE WOMEN
BROMO - SELTZER
TAKE
TRIAL BOTTLE lO CENTS.
iDsecs will never a'.tacic books
which are dusted one a yer witi
powdered alum anJ wide pepper.'
Three parts r popper should l,e umhI
to one of pepper. t
It doesn't pay to hate ennybotly. If
n kao't luv or respeckt a fe low k-lt-t
r, pltty him an I let him went.
' riends, like everyh ng else that a
ni Lois in this "ild, must be
i.i.ght, and paid for prom pi ly.
The raparty if wisdom raises men
above the brute.
WHAT DO YOU GUESS!
foiili fir -ptmtt'r lih 1"13 fit ta rrrpt
ie mt 1 1. io sit . iiu of numHerof r ii
rOUft HONORED TOAST BOOK.
Patrloti. ir and IK. t cnmii fwt
Ihla and wi with voitr hufi, T otntv I o , Fib
hhirr C)uaibaF 0,
V. L. DOUGLAS
3.42 &$3 SHOES OS
Tm ems savt frwa Si la Si yearly by
vsariaf W. L Doug ia $3.40 or $1 shoes.
They eiial thowt
thai kav bnen rint
lag ymi fmm $4.01)
to I". 00. Tha im
smsh aaU of V. I..
ISuilflas show pruvn
thair suponontjf over
41 olfaar oiakos.
H4d by retail slina
asUars every where.
Vaok lor name anl
tioa on bottom.
That Im aw (ar
eas tall raves lean Is
vws ia pwaaiaa skews.
Barsaa la ta klfkot
(raaa Pat.Lastbar a4a
W M 9IU t eae 1 1 m rmi
thin av awll. U reals
av mm arice.
slra. Illaatrstee
Cataiat frt. W. I,. Ml UI.4H, BrerkUa. Base,
The University of Notre Dame,
NOTVE DAMB. INDIANA.
PXAJL COt BSES IN Ctesalcs. Utters, Reo.
SMsaicaaa History, JwarnaMssn, Art. Science,
Ptis J Law, Civil, Mechanical and EWc-
trkasl englnwertnf , Archllacture.
Twarewf h Prspatf-stery and CasssssrcuV
tyeaB-aes.
BO SIS ritr.r lo all Maileot ho h eoinj.lt4
' MluilMioa Into Ibm S"ph
tim'iTSXSnt I .saJ.i- tw ike Ecil-lsa.
awl JZia will Im rMlvv4 st ltt rates
"W.lflfvTA ktW mS AVU fi.Vh.-r. ' 1
TfleVsTyia will ovae .
aTfctSkKS&rc. . C. rrastarel. M
a aaiaaM
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SUFFERED FOR FIFTEEN YEARS.
Completely tared to Health.
Mra. P. Brume!, wife of P. Brunzel
rtock dealer, residence 311 Grand ave
nue, Everett, Wash., say: "For fifteen
years 1 luff wed
with trrible pain
la my hack. I ex
perimented with
doctors and medi
cines, but got little
If any relief. I
.actually believe
the aching In uiy
back and through
the groin became
won.. I did not
know what It waa
to enjoy a nlsht'a
rest and arose In
the morning feel
ing tired and unre
freshetl. My suf
forlng sometimes
was simply Indescribable. Finally I
saw liosVs Kidney Pills advertised
stiil got a box. After a few do I
told my b unhand that I was feeling
much better and that the pills were
doing me stood. When I finished that
1h)X I felt like a different woman. I
didn't stop at that, though. I continued
the treatment until I had taken five
boxes. There was no recurrence until
a week ago. when 1 began to feel mis
erable HgHiu. I bought another box
and three days" treatment rentorwl me
to health. Iiohd'h Kidney Fills act
very effectively, very promptly, relieve
lite aching pains and all other annoying
illlhVuliles. I luive recommended thein
to many people and will do so when
opportunities present themselves."
A FKKK THI.U. of this great kid
ney tuedtcltte which cs;red Mrs. Hrnn
wl will lie mailed to any part of the
I'liited States on application. Ad
dress Koster-Mllburn Co.. Huffalo, N.
V. For sale by all druggists, price 50
cents per box.
Originality In writing was played
out tone ago. ond iz cow in the hands
of a few nuze paper kitlcks. The
very hi st that enny author kan do
nowd'xe, iz to seal karefully, and
hide with Judgment.
Paupers suffer less than rolzersdo.,
The man who don't kno whare he iz
going to git hiz next dinner, suffers
less than the one who is anxious to
kno how mutch It iz going to kost
him.
Mrs. Lucy Kider Meyer sends us this
"crumb." A good one:
A deaconess wss 111 and was taken to
the lvspial. While there the waa put
under the influence of ch'orform for a
surgical operation. As she began to
recover cot sctousness she looked up
Into the phyaicsn's face and murmur
ed, "Doctor, wi at did you do ith your
old clothes'"
Here are some of the estaMUhed
forms of salutation heard in different
countries upon this odd old earth:
Swedish, "How can ton?" Dutch,
"Howdoyoua'e?"Italian,'How do you
stand?" Spanish, "Go with God senor'i
Kuasian, "Mow do you live on?"
Kgyptlan, "How do you prctpire?"
Polish, "How do you have yourself?"
Arabian, "Thank God, how are you?"
Persian. "May thy shadow never grow
less." French, "How do you carry
yourself?" English, American, Cana
dian, " Uow do you do?" Ottoman,
"Be under the guard of God Chinese,
"How Is your stomach?" and last but
not least, the American, whlrh Is now
"Hello!"
A whistling eel has been discovered
In the Fiji ls'ands. It whistles only
when excited.
A Ntr rOUTE,
The Hi at a Wellvlll.
If ! Ik clinic ot diet that on can
cot fairly on the rond to health after
year of sickness, fur HKt ill health
comes from Improper feeding.
M'liui Iaii it la to Htmke off oofTee
Hickiuws and nervous headaches as some
can if determined upon.
Ono woman accomplished It In this
wny: "A few years ago I suffered ter
ribly from sick and nervous headaches,
.iiii freiiitentlv confined to my bed two
or tlirw days at a time, the attacks com
ing mi from one to four tunes in every
month. I tTied medicines of all kinds,
but could get no real relief until my
parents linsliy periiiiaded ins to filit the
use of coffee altogether and try Postiim
Food Coffee. It lisil come to a point
where I was so utterly miserable that I
nai willing to make any reasonable trial.
"A person couldn't believe what fol
lowed, but the results speak for them
elves; that was two and a half yoars
ago, and I have never tasted coffee siiwe.
I use Post inn not only for its delicious
flavor, but more for the good It hss done
me. All of my troubles disappeared as
If my nisgic and 1 hsve for the past two
years been doing all the work for my
family of six. I seldom bave even a
slight beadacbs and I would not glva up
my Fostum and go back to coffee now
unless I deliberately Intwndtsi to commit
ulclde,
"All my neighbors, It ema to mo,
dow use Postum In plaeo of coffee, and
torn of them have been doing to for
several yesrt with splendid results from
rho koaltb point of view." Namo fWt
by Powt.m Co., Battle. Creek, Mkm.
Look io each package for a copy of
tao faoaooa llttls book, "to Boa- U
WUU1.',
t , a .'i
NO Of HER AVENUE OPEN. I
oooooe
When Grittt-l'wle llctisiimv's letter
brought the Invitation for Jlniiiilc to
spend his vacation at liovi-dale, there
was great excitement In the household.
Uncle liVnishnw a'hh the distinguished
nii'iubc" " the family, rich, unmarried
and old; n.it' as Jiinuile's mother said,
"No one knew what might happeu."
Of course Jiinuile's father laughed at
that, and said he hoped I'ncle Hensh
would llv f.rever. Wherenon hie
wife said she meant nothing of the
kind, only Jiminle alone remained
calm He had never seen I'ncle Ilen
shaw. lie wondered vaguely whether
he would like the great man.
"What kind is he?" he asked.
"Why," began his mother, and paus
ed, at a lows for a description which
should be luipreHNlve without being
vulgarly snohh'ah, "why, he almost re
ceived the nomination for governor."
"Is that a kind by Itself?" asked
Jlniinie, with tine niu lniis Irony.
His mother said Jimmle was so like
his fallor that she did not believe It
was a bit of use for him to make a
visit at Dovedale. But despite the un
promising outlook, she spent the time
before his departure striving to make
him as unlike his father and himself
as iossll)le by words of admonition
and caution.
Jinimle's parents saw him off. Great
was their surprise to have him return
ed two days later with a note. The
note was written on one of Uncle
Honshaw's visiting-cards, and was
brief:
"Your s,n will tell you why he waa
ent home."'
"It must be something that you
said," Jinimle's mother began. "After
all I said to yon. too!"
"No, honestly, mother, I never said
a thing!" protested Jlmtnle. "I only
asked question))."
"Then It was something ymi did,"
affirmed his mother. "What did you
do?"
"Not much." said Jimmle, with a
reddening face. "I Just caught the
goldfish In his aquarium."
"How many?" askid Jinimle's
father.
"I don't know. He got there before
I could count up."
"Oh. how could you lie so cruel?''
said his mother.
"I don't know," sld Jimmle des
perately. "I didn't fee! cruel. Truly,
I didn't. But that was the only thing
I could think of that you hadn't told
me not to do."
WHERE WALKING IS WORK.
la Constantinople It Is a fierce and
Active Hrugnle.
To walk, In Com-t.iutinople, Is like a
fierce and active struggle. One should
look at once before, behind and under
Death one's feet; before, behind and
under in sill one's feet some danger or
disgust Is always threatening. 1 never
walked up the steep road which leads
from the bridge to Pera without feel
ing that I was righting my way
through a hostile city, says a writer In
Harper's Magazine. A horn blows
furiously, and a black man runs up the
hill, clearing the way before the dash
ing and struggling horses of the Irani.
At the same moment a cab drives at
full speed down the hill, and the horses
set their feet on the pavement, In
front of you man lmlaiu'ta slices of
offal on a long pole across his shoulder;
they dangle before and behind; he
swing cheerfully with Irs burden
through the crowd. A Kurd, stopping
under a weight heavier (ban himself,
follows, step by step, behind you. A
dotT with a red wound behind his ear,
and a long strip of mangy skin on his
back, lies asleep In the middle of the
pavement. You step lino the road tj
avoid the dogs and the hamals, and
wheels and horse sre iimn you. You
stop la.fk Into the midst of the dogs
and the hamals; as you stand aside for
a moment a heggsr with a handlens
arm runded into a stump, a woman
with her face eaten away In the cavity
of the hood which she draws back be
fore you. appears suddenly, filling what
had seemed the only alley of escRw.
The sun soaks down Into the narrow
street; the smell of the mud rises up
Into your nostrils, mingled with those
unknown smells which, in Oiiistatiti
nople, seem to m.y,e upward from every
door and window, and pour out of
every alley, and rise like n cloud out
of the Im-atli ii ixl sweat and foulne.f
of the people.
A !ynnnym.
Duvld Wnrtb-Id, the actor, was it ver.
promising scholar as a liul when hi
attended the public schools of K;ii
Fra nclsco.
"I n-mcnilur an examination," sale
he, "which wns tho hardest thing i
ever had to gel through. The tench i r
I understand, has kept some of my an
swors, which she niys are much tnori
humorous than idlf.vliig. Aiming i
hunch that she sent me recently wa
my answer to the query, 'What Is i
synonym?' It ran:
"'A synonym Is n word we use Ii
place of one we don't know how t
spell.'
"Clever, wasn't ll? Vet n lot of fel
lows appropriated that as ihclr own
and Bwlaseo says other fJ,-ws wi ri
Just as bright as I was, years liefore 1
was horn. Isn't that discouraging to i
budding ginlus?" St. Louis Globe
Democrat.
Not lo lie) Swallowed Whole
First Alligator Hi re comes nnotho
fresh city chap.
- Second Alligator I oii't swallow
him. Last time I tackled nun his eel
lulold collar caught lire nnd gave nu
heartburn! -A tlnnts Constitution.
Our fsulta are soon forgotten I)
known only to ourselves.
A gardener planted the seel i.f i
rare flower. When it cam;- yp the pas
ers-bysc ffed at It and call, d It u ef d
By-and-by It grew so tall tha'. the ,
caught up its seeds and s.;at ered
them by every tower and tree. Whei
tbey grew up, people koked at It and
said, "What beautiful flowers!'- Men
jwhose works have been ms prais d
wtre firs-, scoffed at as faiu ics of
weeds la the garden Hfe -lupUst Union.
Tho J. P.'a Agree.
Staunton, Ark., Aug. 31. News
come from Dv.1T.- Searcy Co., this
State, that Mr. T. K. Beeves, a Justice
of the Peace at that place, has written
a letter recommending Ilodd's Kidney
Pills in which he ssivs:
"I think liodd's Kidney Pills can't
be beat for Kidney Trouble, and I
wish them every success."
The local J. P., Mr. B. B. Cox. agrees
with his brother Justice on this ioliit,
for he says:
"I had a bad case of Kidney Trouble
and was not able to do a day's work
without great distress. I bought six
lKxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills and after
I bad used three boxes I was all right.
I am as well as ever, and 1 cannot
praise Dodd's Kidney Pills too highly.
"I have given the other three 1 Mixes
to some friends of mine who hail found
out what It was that had cured me so
satisfactorily and quickly, ami they all
peak highly of Ilodd's Kidney fills."
No one disputes this unanimous ver
dict. Aluminum can now be rolled into
beets so thin that four thousand laid
together measure only an irch in
thickness, it Is propos d to use these
for writing paptr where durable rec
ords are desired.
flare used Plso'a Cure for Consump
tion nearly two yesrs, and tind nothing
to compare with it. Mrs. Morgan, Berke
ley, Cal., Sept. 2, 190).
A weak stomach trouble la man In
Bcranton, Pa , and he determined to
give It a rest by fasting forty days.
After be had accomplished about one
half of his stint, he d ed, and bis
stomach has secured a long rest.
$I.OO BIG ftOO-POUND STEEL
RANGE OF FEB.
If ynu can use the best big 600-ponad steel
rant?" made in the world, and are wllllac to have
It placed in your ow d home on three months' free
trial. Just cut this notion out and send It to suss,
Roebuck A Co., Chieaa-o, and you will receive
free by return mail a big picture of tha steel
range and many other rooklnic and heating
stoves, von w 1) a so receive the most wonder
ful 11.00 i-teel ranjre offer, sn offer that pla-es
the bet steel range or heating stove la the home
of any family, surh an 'offer that no family in
the land, iii mti-r Mhet iheir circum.unoes
may be, or how small their Inonme, nee I tie with
out the best cooking or heattug stove rnsdc.
A female patient In a Berlin ir sane
asylum has a temper which affecis lie r
hair. When she ii cool and quiet her
hair is a 'ight yellow, but when she is
rf siless and excited It becomes auburn.
PUTNAM FADE1.KS3 DYES ar
fast to light and washing.
It Iz a kurlous fakt that iho.e per
s'ons who hav met with undoubted
sti'ccess in enny vokashun, hav
allwuss thought their calling lay in
sum other dlrekshun.
The man who kan't forglt ennything
isn't going to learn mutch.
Dwarneee Cannot Be fared
hy leeatl applications, aa they cannot reach tlu
diseased portion of the ear. Utere is m:iy one
way to cure Deafness, and that la by rmistltu
UonaJ remedies. Deafness is caused hy an In
famed condition of the mucous llnlnk of the
Kostachlan Tube. When this tune gels inflamed
vnti have a nimbltng sound or linpmtm-t hear
log. ami when It at entirely closed Ileanesa ll
the result, and unlaws the InSaaunr.tlon can In
taken out and this tube restored to it normal
rondlttoo. hearing will he destroyed forever:
nine rases out of lea are caused by alarrli.
which la nothing but an Inflamed condltiou of
the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
rase of Deaxnswa (caused by catarrh i that cannot
be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send lor cir
culars, free.
F. J. CHENEY CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists. TJe.
Hall's rsnsllj nils are tbe heat.
Uprightness brings stability and a
good reputation.
Self conceit make a man of great
learning a fool.
Probity, purity, power, bring peace
to tbe soul and the home.
Tbe real name of Connecticut h
Puon-eh-to-but. It is a Mohican
word, and meant' long river."
To bave right ways one must ha vt
right thoughts
A MILLION AMERICAN BBAUTHS kMp thslr blood purs, thtlr oomplexion soft and elaar,
their breath sweet and their whole bodies aotlTS and healthy with OABOARBTS Candy
Oathartlo. Tbe quick effeota of OUOAMTS aa system olaaaara and blood purifiers; their
promptness In ourln pimples, boils, blotches, Urer-spots, blaolehsaeB, and in awestealnf a ' -tainted
breath, bavo beoome known throoch tha kind words of ladles who hare triad them.
Eenoe the sale of nearly K MILLION BOXI3 MOMTB. Tha aaioksst, surest, way to beauty
to to cleanse the blood, for Beauty's Blood Deep. The first rule for purlryUa tha blood ta to keep
the bowels free, gently but podtlTSly. OAaXJARTTS Oaady Carthartto are tne oiUyinedloina
to do It. All druggists, lOo, 00a, 60a Nsrst sold la bulk, Tha taaulae tablet i itaaaped OOa
eaople and booklet fm, aiddreaa tterlag awsaaady Oo, CUoan orlfsw Torfc a
Health and lauty are the glories of perfect womanhood. Women
who suffer constantly with weakness peculiar to their sex cannot re
tain their beauty. Preservation of pretty features and rounded form ia
a duty women owe to themselves. -
When women aro troubled with irregular, suppressed or painful
menstruation, weakness, leueorrhoea, displacement or ulceration of the
womb, that bearing down feeling, inflammation of the ovaries, back
ache, bloating (or flatulence), general debility, indigestion, and nervoua
prostration, or are beoet with such symptoAis as dizziness, faintness,
Uvtsitude, excitability, irriUbllity, nervousness, sleeplessness, melan
choly, " all gono " and " want-to-be-left-alone " feelings, blues, and hope-
1 AfianAiia tlSoV ahmiM Mrtaamhoi1 trtora a tnsx wiA awts! wasmaw
Lydla K. Pink.ha.m's Vegetable Compound removes such troubles.
Case of tub Prominent Chicago Woman Should Give Everyone
Confidence in Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
" Pbau Mas. PnrasAM : It affords me great pleasure, Indeed, to add my
iflMuwtftl . V.. 4 L.. 1 ...J W )I WH Vll '
uam'l V Cretable Compmmd.
mutvs nh v KIP-1
" A
'aVs-jr-
greatly
President
270 tioomis St., Chicajjo?TU.
reaters, Catholic.
What is left for the women of America, after reading such letters
as we publLih, but to believe. Don't srne of you who are sick and miser
able feel how wicked you are to remain so, making life a burden for '
yourself and your friends, when a cure is easily and inexpensively
obtained? Don't you think it would pay to drop some of your old'
prejudices and "Try Lydia F.. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound,
which ia better than all the doctors for cure ? " Surely the experience
of hundreds of thousand of women, whom the Compound has cured,
hould convince all women.
Follow the record of this medicine, and remember that these cures
of thousands women whose letters are constantly printed in this
paper were nr Fortnight about by "something else," but by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Veectisble Compound, the great Woman's Itemedy for
Woman's Ills.
Those women who re'ur to accept anything else are rewarded a
hundred thousand times, fr Ue-y gtt what they mt a cure. Moral
stick to the medicine that you know is the iJt'st. Write to Mrs.
Pinkham for advice.
$5000
CIT " we nana-s SsrCkwttb p-.ese the original letter sal slgaatare wi
luiaaaui. -ass w.i nrova
LydLe
Whiskey Iz a tyrant; it drives a man
out ov himself and takes possession
ov tbe premises.
renaaasntlrCnrsd. Ifofltsor
rl I am oar's ass of Or. Kline's ui
scerea ajasrwiasE
htL a. iTKLrsir. us
forrBCEaa W-nsllMeUaaBdwsaSlaa
SSI er SI.. J'nade'est
Rhode lsla- d ge s its name beeausi
of Its fancied resemblance 'o the
Island of Rhodes In tbe Mediterranan
Massachusetts Is an Indian word,
signifying "country about the great
hill."
New Hampshire takes It name from
Hampshire, England. New Hamp
shire was originally called Laconia
Vermont Is French (Verd Mont),
ilgnifying grean mountain.
aassssa - A
ANN UAL SALE
0000.000
DOXES
tfrcaitestf in the World
Three years ago I broke down from ez-
and tnewtal Etrns I wsi nnkhU Ie '
aeure proper rest, also lost my appetite, and I became ao
ncevous and irr itaUe too that my friends trembled, and
I was unable to attend to my work. Our physician pre-
eribwd for me, but as L did not aeem to improve, 1 waa
tvlvisul to go away. I could neither spare the time nor
money, and ws very much worried when, fortunately,
one of mv club friends called. She told me how she had
been cured of ovarian troubles, and how like my symp
toms were to he is, seven bottles of your medicine cured
her, and she insisted that I take some.
' I did so, and am glad that I followed her
advice. Within six weeks I was a different
w.-msn, strong and robust in health, and havo
. been so ever since.
number of my friends who have been
troubled with ailments peculiar to our sex
he-e l Ice n your compound, and have also been
benefited." Miss Elizabeth Dalkt,
of the St. Ruth's Court, Order of For-
- 4
us aseeiate n-
a. rtaaawaa X Sav V., XIWSV, .
About one-third of the stree's of
Paris are lined with trees.
Mrs. Wlnelow s "OOTHING SYRUP for tfaU
dren teething, softens the sums, reduces ln"a
m au on. allays pain cures colic. Pilce2,V) bottle
Wnat a man Iz willing to buy be iz
willing to sell; this ackounts for tbe
vat amount ov corrupshun In tbe
polltikal market.
New York was so namad aa a com
pliment to the Duke f York, whose
brother, Charles the II , granted him
that territory.
Ifolna t o Lr If rt a m a frum t Via npiv.
1'iaiuv taaio iv utu iiuim iaiv y J
inceof Main in France, and watso
call, d as a compliment to tbe Queen of
Charles I., who was lis owner.