Harrison press-journal. (Harrison, Nebraska) 1899-1905, August 06, 1903, Image 5
M I If I Mil I OLD5 FAVORITES T i H The Courtin'. God makes aoeli nights, all white an' still Fur 'z you can look and listen. Moonshine and tnuw on field an' bill, All silence an all glisten. Zekle crep up quite unbeknown Ad' peeked in thru' tbe winder, An' there not Huldy all alone, 'it h no one nigh tu hinder. JL fireplace filled the room' one side With half n cold o' wood in There wnru't no stores (tell comfort died) To Luke ye to a puddin'. The wa'iml logs shot sparkle out Towards the pooliest, bless her, An' Uetle flames danced all about The chiny on the dresser. Agio the chiinbley crook-necks hung, An' iii amongst them runted The ule queen's arm that grao'tber Voiif Fetched back from Concord busted. The very room, eoz she was in, Seemed warm from Moor to ceiling, An' she looked full oz roxy agin Kz the apples she was peeliu'. 'Twas kin' o' kingdom-come to look On sech a blessed crotur. A dogroie blusliin' to a brook Ain't modester or sweeter. Ho was six foot o' man, A 1, ' Clear grit an' human natur'; None couldn't quicker pitch a ton Nor dror a furrer stroighter. i He'd sparked it with full twenty gals, Hed squired 'em, dauced 'era, drur 'em, (fust this one, an' then tbet, by spells All is, he couldn't lore 'em. But long o' her his veins 'ould run All crinkly like curled maple, The side she breshed felt full o' sun Kz a tomb slope in Ap'il. She thought uo T'ice bed seen a awing Et hiMi in the choir; My', when he made Ole Hundred ring, She kuowed the Lord was nigher. Aii' Hoe's blush cariil, right in prayer, When her new meetiug-bunnct Felt somehow thru' its crown a pair O' blue ryes sot upon it. TTbet night, I tell ye, she looked aome! She seemed to 've gut a new soul, For she felt aartin-siire he'd come, Down to her very shoo-sole. She becrd a foot, an' knowed it tu, A-raspin on the scraper All ways to once her feelin's flow Like sparks in burnt-up paper. IJ kin' o' 1'itered on the mat, Some doubt fl o the sekle, lfi heart krp' goin' pity-pat, But hern went pity Zekle. An" yet she gin her cheer a jerk Ez though she wished him furder, An' on her apples kep' to work, Farin' away like murder. "You want to see my pn, I s'pose?" "Wall no 1 come da aignin' " "To see my ma? She's sprinklin' clo'es Agin to-morrow's i'nin'." To sny why gals act so or so, Or don't, 'onld be preauinin'; Mebby to mean Yes on' sny No Comes nnternl to women. lie stood a spell on one foot fust, Then stood a spell on t'other. An' on whi'-h one he felt the wust He couldn't ha' told ye nuther. Says he. "I'd better call agin;" Snys Hhe, "Think likely, mister;" Thet latt word pricked him like a pin, An wall, he up an' kist her. Then ma biineby upon 'cm slips. Iluldy sot pale vz ashes, All kin' o' smily rouu' the lips Au' teary rouu' the lashes. For she was just the quiet kind Whose naturs never vary, Like streams that keep a summer mind Snowhid in Jenoonry. Tht blood cloat roun' ber heart felt glued Too tight for all expressin', Tsll mother see how metters stood, An' gin 'era botlrher blessln'. Than ber red come back like the tide ' Down to the Hay o' Fundy. An' all I know la they was cried In nievtin' come nex' Btindsy. James Russell Lowell. MONUMENT TO 8T. CLAIR. Daaajkter of the Aaaerlcaa atovola tlott Wnk to Honor Bla Masaarjr. Tbt Daughters of the Revolution, who have done so much permanently to nark historic spots Id lbs country, art bow once more agitating a move ment to honor fittingly General Arthur 8t. Clair bj praclng a handsome monti moot ovar hta grave. Thla la a proper mora, aaya th Philadelphia Inquirer, not because St Clair deserves to be honored above other who are still wltboat monuments, nor Wnusc he wai a great general or administrate. He abould t honored because In a pe culiar war he was connected with our history for a very long period. He waa one of the first of "lyplcnl Ameri cana." Bora a wealthy and tilled house in Scotland, he entered the army and served to the Trench and Indian war" wader Wolfe. Settling In the Llgonlcr valley, be beeame oie of the weslthl eet and moat enterprlaloff of our West ern cttUtna. Ha served throughout the war for Independence and, though a man of high qualities, be bad ninny mast nnfortnnate experiences, though a was onVlally ilea red of any blame. A eteee frtaad of Wsshlngton. he Jw rarM ttahsad of the amy, and after all the advice about Indian warfare given by Washington he waa utterly defeated by Little Turtle, Involving a disaster which It took year and an other Peunsylvanlan to retrieve. As member of Congress, Governor of the Northwest Territory and soldier he bad much to do. and though noth ing that be accomplished shines brightly In history, be wan a man of many parts and deserves recognition. His fall enme through bis jiolieal con victions. A confirmed federalist, be bated Jefferson, bis superior, with an Intensity which lie cared' not to con ceal. He used his high office to try to nmke Ohio a federalist State by cut ting it down to half Its present pro portions. In advocating this be used language which Jefferson could not overlook and was removed from of fice. This was his fall, from which be never recovered, though be lived long. Losing his property, he con ducted a log-cabin bold while trying to get the State and Congress to rec ognise bis just claims to compensa tion for property devoted to the ser vice of the country. He died at au advanced age. embittered by his suf ferings and the alleged Injustice done bim while be saw mediocre men gain prominence and power. He died in the belief that the coun try was going to ruin, largely induced, no doubt, by the fact that bis own services bad been rejected. He was, with all his limitations, a man of mer it, though perhaps he is known better as the inn u who made Washington swear than for anything else. The outburst of profs nlty on the part of Washington, continues the Inquirer, when be heard of the disaster to the Westeru army Is declared by the only auditor to have been almost fiendish In Its vigor and sulphurous character. However, Washington recovered bis equanimity and Is loved none the less because he waa very human with all his wisdom. MILLIONS FOR A MUSEUM. New NatUnal Btrnctnre Will Cost an laaenie Bum of Mossy, Tlans have been completed for tli new $:t,500,000 structure that is to be erected for the National .Museum in Washington. The regents of tbe Smithsonian Institution are superin tending this work, and it Is tbeir Idea when the new building is completed to have a complete rearrangement of the exhibits now In tbe National Museum and the Smithsonian Institution build ings. The new structure is to be devoted to the scientific collections of the gov ernment, the present National Museum building to the imhislrinl arts and tbe old Smithsonian building to tbe Smith sonian and National Museum library and art collections. The repents pro pose t lut t the scientific collection in the new building shall be the finest In tbe world, and an officer of the Institution makes the statement that already many of the brandies to be covered have reached a perfection that is not equaled In any other museum In tbe world, even the great Lrltish museum. The chief subjects to be covered are biology, anthropology, geology, zoolo gy, botany and American history. Tbe present National Museum building will be given up to ft great exposition of Industrial art. Including tbe already Immense and unique collection of the museum, and many additions that the regents are planning to secure us nip Idly as possible. The museum will be modeled in Its scope and general plan after tbe Victoria and Albeit Museum of Great Britain. Among tbe chief departments will be those of bind transportation, boat models, imple ments of war and electrical apparatus, of which tbe museum already has rich collections. The plans for the Smithsonian build ing contemplate (be creation In time of a ningnlllcent library und art gal lery. Tbe scientific library of the In stitution is already one of the finest In the world. Its scope will be broad ened und It will ttecoino a much more Important unit In tbe general scheme of the Institution. The plans for the art gallery are as jet tentative. The new structure will be 4Srt feet long and 345 feet broad, with n height of four stories. Brooklyn Eagle. I'aaalner of Onagri Hedge. The usage lndg s which I) rder thou sands of Illinois forms are xiud.iii'ily dlsapienriiig. This hedge, Introduced a half century ago by Professor .1. Mt. Turner of Jscksoiiv'lle, became very popular, and for ninny wnrs was a favorite fence, no! only with farmers, but with lot wwner In the smaller towns, and with the railroad com panies. The high prh-e of fence posts 'and lumlti r made the o-ie in economical fence, also, nn.l In spllv of Its faults1 It gradually U-imiii;' e tuslvtly used. It held Its own tint il wire fencing ap peared. Then II l tame evident that the oeage was dtiomed. Wl'f fencing was more effective, was vh a per, took up has room and required lcs cure. The rallrocd ls"gau grubbing up I heir hodgis and substituting win'. ' The farmers fol.owed their lead, ai.d where thirc used In be miles of hedge there are only rode of It now, Tbe osnge Is (lll used f'M wind brinks, but nn'.UK to the fact It Is in jurious to vegetal Ion near It Is In coming a fxed Idci li will probably soon be nb'iudon il nitl.ely. Chicago Inter Occ a i. Future of the Ml - titi Valley. If the MIsmIIi' i vile wer as dens ly t.opnlale ..Losicbu e ls I. would hare 3.V!.v .it'ti iiifcn'i tni.t, Tbf 'ikl i d jn.og 1 Kro.il irltl to cucli rtln r. ' ml .' ;ou..tf do t ' get jti'.i , ie iii.i . ,, Mr. Morlcy's "Gladstone" is prom ised for Oct. 2. A number of portraits will accompany tbe teit. Jacob A. Wis bus written "The Peril- and -cue Preservation.- of 4ue Home." It is to be published by George W. Jacobs & Co. of Philadel phia. The five conspicuous novels lnst sea son were written by Gertrude Atlier tou, F.dith Wharton, Charles Major, Frank Stockton nnd Mary Johnston. They were all five historical in subject and all five written by Americans. Turkey is "looking up" as the pro vider of literature. Poetry, short sto ries and novels are coming out in rapid succession and some of these works are to be translated into French. Acb met Midliat is mentioned as the most popular novelist. Webster's Spelling Book holds the sale record. In tbe thirty-five years during which D. Appleton & Co. pub lished this book 31,155,000 copies were sold, and In one year, just after the emancipation of tbe slaves, J,ffMt,000 copies were sold. Tbe forthcoming volume of McMas tor's "History of the American Peo ple," which I). Appleton & Co. will Issue in the fall, has an important monograph on President Jackson, for tified with many letters and hitherto unpublished material. The prevalent Interest in tbe race problem has this Benson added three novels to the list of negro books "Tbe Leopard's Spots," "Handicapped Among tbe Free," and "Tbe Inevita ble." Tbe three authors take varying views and paint their pictures in vivid colors. Houghton, Mifflin & Co. are to pub lish "Tbe Flower Beautiful," being an Illustrated volume by Clarence Moores Weed. It Is said to be the first book dealing purely with tbe decorative use of flowers, an art In which, according to the author, the Japanese have been pioneers. How Methodism may be said to have begun In Susanna Wesley's nursery, rather than in the University of Ox ford, so often called Its birthplace, is one of the fresh and Interesting points made by Professor C. T. Winchester in his pajiers on "John Wesley," printed in the Century Magazine. F. Hopkinson Smith styles his new book "The Under I)og." It consists of thirteen stories, chiefly of men and wo men who have been misunderstood. The Scribners sny that In fashioning them the author's sense of the dram atic and the picturesque is united with an idealized justice and a serious pur pose. The Just issued index, edited by Sid ney Lee, of the monumental "Diction ary of National Biography," Is not only an index It summarizes briefly tbe wealth of Information given In this vast work, so that leading facts may lie found In a moment, while precise references to volume and page guide the reader quickly to the fountain head of details. "The Call of tbe Wild" is tbe title of Jack Ixmdon's Klondike story, to be Issued by the Macmllluii conspany. It Is said to show a long advance over even the best of Mr. London's pre vious work and to combine human in terest nnd adventure. It Is the same story as Krnest Scfon Thompson's "111 ogruphy of a Grizzly," except that hu man beings enter into It more largely us actors In the drama. Huvld Gray in his "Gallops" estab lished the horse as a member of so ciety. In ills "The Braybrook Baby's Godmother" one of tbe Century's many stories, even the baby who gives title to the tnle plays a part subordinate to the foxes and tbe drags whose wrongs a charming New York woman tries to right. For Miss Cushlug, never having visited a menagerie, thought of drags as small animals needing a cbnmplou to save them from cruel fox-hunters; and David Gray's story tells the ludi crous adventures Into which her im perfect knowledge nnd righteous zeal led a houseful of guests. Where Pulque la Drunk. "The pulqiierles of the City of Mexi co are a unique feature of the Ufa of that country that never fall to catch the rye of tbe tourist and attract the intention of Visitors," sutd A. 8. Che wning. of I'" I Paso. Tex., to a Washington Mar num. "There are nearly a thousand such places, and they dlspensi.' many carl m is of pulque every day. Thc-e pulque shops are open every day hi the year, and sure ly prewnt a p!i tnrfqi'o appeiranca, The whIIs are de oiil.'d with the most extraordinary ph tur s. ivin-outing bull fights in (I prize litrlih.. "The extincllcn f th.' pulque from the stems of cm il 'i done by hollowing out a soil of cup In one erd and I tting the sap (low Into It. whim It does very quickly. Thm It l einpllt I Into a gourd, which Is can lid to the pulque dealer. A pin n t will yield fro.n three t'i ten gallons. Hvcry pubpie Miop la tbe City of Me.vleo lias a name pccuU iarly lis own, Midi as 'Delights ef Life,' "The Hiuilc.' The Charmer,' 'Tin Hope,' 'The ILiliibow.' 'The Image ef Jesus,' The In-p mi Ion' vd a lot of others of a situ It ua ' Pulqu when taken lu l.u.:e qi h in It let Is In toxicating. It f ttus the pttoelpal drink of the Me . , mis. nml Is a r the Me. ..ins. ami Is a tfcla Hul l, l 'i b' n hr of mm whitish Hul l, n I 'i 'b o.kr of milk." mm OPINIONS OF GREAT PAPERS ON IMPORTANT SUBJECTS About Appendicitis. A l'I'i:vi)ICITIS la no new disease. An examination of an Cgyytian mummy over 2.000 years old. showed t hut death must have been caused by that illness. But although the disease occurred thus early, it was p.-ohably never frequent until the latest decades. Three of the Indon hospital reports give the number of appen dicitis cases treated In IXliO as 38, while in 1900 nearly 4(H) opt rations were performed. It is comforting to note that all but 10 of the patients recovered. Sir Frederick Treves, 'lie must noted authority on the subject, has performed successfully more than 100 consecutive operations, it is ia;d that appendicitis may be caused by imagination, but modern foods are probably responsible for most cases, according to Dr. II. C. Howard, of Champaign, 111. Until (he trade demanded an exceedingly white flour the disease was rare. Where coarse breads were used the disease was unknown, as In rural communities, where people se cured their flour from small, old-fashioned mills. The mal ady did not Increase until the smaller mills were crowded out by t lie larger ones and the farmers had to buy the fine flour. Southern negroes, as long as they ate corn bread, were exempt. Germans bad appendicitis little or not at all until they began to eat our new-process flour. Dr. Howard says that prior to 1S75, in twenty-five years' practice among the people of this section, he did not meet with more than forty cases. Now they are common. Very small children are sufferers. A boy bad thirteen wcll-deUned attacks, but came through nil without au operation. After changing his food to corn bread and coarse breads in general, fruit, vegetables and very little meat, he bad no further trouble. SprlngHdd Itepublican. The Labor Problem. IT will be strange if the many and 1 which are now so actively engaged in the solution of the labor problem upon an equitable basis should result in failure. Some of the best minds of the country are now oonsiderlng the question more seriously and earnestly than they have, ever done. It will be commonly recognized that this activity is not only dcsiruble, but necessary. The dis sensions of capital and labor are unusually numerous, and some of them are being fought out with both determination ami bitterness. There are obvious causes for the exist ing conditions In the labor world. One Is 1 he conviction of labor that It is not receiving a fair share of the wealth which it contends it creates. Another Is that the cost of the necessaries of life has been so largely increased during the last three or four years, as to render an advance of wages essential to comfortable living. fuel and shelter alone that labor demands as Its due; it asks that its children of tender age shall be sent to school, not to the factory or mine, to t lie end that they may have a chance to achieve such material success as education as sures or promises. Labor similarly demands that it shall be paid something over and above the price of comforta ble living; It wants a wage from which a portion can be put by for the proverbial rainy day and for old age, in which no man can work, but still must live. Philadelphia Ledger. Jewish Immigration to Palestine. JKWISII immigration to Palestine continuous apace under the auspices of the Alliance Israelite, which alone spends 1,000,000 francs a year on tile Hebrew colonies and schools in Turkey, and other philanthropic societies. The latest phase of this migration, known as the Zionist movement, has for Its object to revive the Jewish State by purchasing Palestine from Turkey. The move ment, though condemned by some as Utopian, and ridiculed by others as sentimental in origin, possesses considerable Interest for the unprejudiced observer of Eastern affairs. No one who has watched its growth can doubt Its practical importance. Although the Sultan Is not prepared to grant all that Dr. Hcrzl demanded, there Is sufficient ground to believe, with Dr. Ilerzl, that the negotiations will most probably, at no distant time, lead to a conclusion satisfactory to the Sultan and the Zionists alike. This hope Is strengthened by the Sultan's altitude toward the Jews, w hich In Its benevo lence contrasts curiously with the treatment meted out to bis Christian subjects. Two years ago, lie appointed mem bers of tiie Hebrew community to important posts lu the Turkish army, while he attached two more to his personal entourage. On another occasion his Majesty evinced a lively interest on behalf of t lie same race whoso good re ORIGIN OF THE VICTORIA CROSS. Thursday, Jan. 29, la the anniversary of the institution of the soldier's most precious decoration perhaps the most precious decoration lu the world the Victoria croNM, for II was Instituted by her Majesty, the Ute Queen Victoria, on the 20th ilny of January, 1S."U, and so is not quite fifty years old. WWle It Is moat prlr.ed of all the decorations and orders au Englishman can win, it la also the most demovratlc decoration In the world, for, although It Is the official badge of an act of peiHonnl courage and daring, It hag no concern with rank, long service or wounds, and It may be worn by one who has been only a few months or weeks In the army, while others who have spent their lives In the service and gained rank and other decorations may not posse It. It may Im worn by a prl-, vste soldier or a Held marshal, and on tho roll of tbe heroes' iines are to he found almost every rank In both the services, for the winning of the cross la poaalhle to sny one, as It was grant ed "as a reward for conspicuous brav ery or devotion to the country In the presence of the enemy," or as the in scription upon It records, "For Valor"' The Victoria cross had Its birth dur ing tbe Crimean war, when Queen Vic toria felt that some recognition of the personal dsrlnf and heroism of her rol dlers In that terrible struggle was needed. The.?nfal warrsnt clearly lays down the eonflltlens under which the cross nisy he son, hut the whole oi' them may he summarised In the one sentence, "For conspicuous bravery or devotion U the country In the pivs n e of the enen-.t." There are nt many who nic mi f i miliar wltt th" appearance of the I cross, but :Vr ie heneilt of ibo-e wbo I have only s.vr. It In photo. riph or plclttres, It may he said that il Ik h i u cross, but :W heneilt of ihon wbo ElflldDllALS) powerful Influences It is not bread, an Inch and a half wide and has in the obverse center n crowned lion, under neath which Is an escroll bearing the words, "For Valor." It is attached to a bur on which Is a spray of laurel leaves and Is suspended by n broad rib bon, which is blue for the naval ser vice and dark red for the military. Hot!) the cross and the bar are made from bronze which formerly formed part of some of the Russian guns cap tured' during the Crimean war, and complete with tbe ribbon and pin weighs Just under an ounce, or 432 grains, to be exact. It is engraved with the name and regiment of the recipi ent, as well as the date on which be won It, and as soon as this is done it Is dispatched, from the makers to the sovereign to bestow upou the hero. It is strange to have to record that the first Victoria cross was won by a sailor, for it has come to lie looked npon as almort entirely a military dee oration, yet such In the case and It Is still stranger that the deed which gain ed It was performed a year and seven months prior to the Institution of the decoration. Another feature Is that at the time of winning it he was a hoy serving his time as a midshipman on lHHrd If. M. 8. Hecla, and the story of how Charles Davis Lncas, now an admiral, won the cross as a middy will always form one of the most glorious stories among the ninny In Its history. It was at the bombardment of Homsr stind, in the Haltle, on June 21, 1KVI, that a live shell dropped In tbe midst of a group of men of whom young Lucas was In command. The fuse was almost burned away, and an explosion seemed Imminent, but without a mo ment's hesitation the young midship man sprang forward, grasped the sput tering shell In his hsnds and, rushing to the side ef the vessel, hurled It over h nrd, where It exploded before It ri adu-d tbe water, Such an act as hta displays the stlblltueH courage, for It itomhlues hit ; ous action, s , e's U merltoi itomhlues Intelligence and Instantane ous action, snd In a hoy It was espe- s I if meritorious, and so young laics t .sasaaaMBO Tv .Bp pute was sullied by one of the blood accusatfons period ically brouglTt agairist tbe Jews Uy the Christians of tbej East, and caused the local authorities to take steps to prove its groundlessness, thereby earning the thanks of the-Anglo-Jewish Association. Perhaps it Is to this increasing favor of the Jews in t he eyes of the Sultan, and the consequent fear of opposi tion to Itussia's designs in Palestine, that we must attribute a step lately taken by the Itussian government. The Min ister of Finance is reported to have forbidden the sale of. the Jewish Colonial Trust shares in the Czar's dominions, a step which has created great perturbation in the camp of Polish Zionists, the most deeply interested in the concern. Edinburgh Beview. The Age of Political Success. OF the members of tbe House of Representatives ip proximateiy two-thirds had when first elected reached or passed the age of 40 years. What an amazing con-' trast is presented by the British House of Commons, where, according to the Springfield Piepubllcau, only two members out of 070 were past 40 when elected! How does that contrast affect Mr. Cleveland's "key of success," as furnished by determination, persistence and courage? The typical success in American politics Is won by a man who has shown himself in some degree possessed of those qualities and who in business or In a profession has commanded attention. The typical British success is won by a bright young man not long out of an expensive university, who Is rich enough to sit in Parliament without pay. Sometimes be cause of his ability, oftener because of family influence, he is selected by party leaders to "make the race" In a district frequently far from his home, where all assistance possible is given to enable him at least to seem to understand the issues of the campaign. New York World, A Cost of Ocean Speed. WHAT it costs to increase the speed of a ship by one knot has lately been determined with great' accuracy in tbe steam trials of the British ar- mored cruiser Cape of Good Hope. On her fu'l power trial this vessel, of 14.100 tons displacement, attain ed a mean speed of 23.05 knots an hour. By the speed curves plotted from the trial results, it appears that to go from half speed 13.05 knots to fuii speed 23.05 knots needed, roughly, 26,000 additional horse power, of which thedast knot alone absorbed 8,2('t horse power. In other words, to increase the speed of this cruiser from 22 to 23 knots consumed as much power as was needed to propel, her at 10 knots; or, to put it in still another way, the power required to propel her at full speed would have propelled two vessels of the same size at an average speed of 19 knots an hour. At full speed her coal consumption was 2(3 tons per hour; at 10 knots It was about 11 tons per hour. This means that at full speed she would move .85 knots for each ton of coal burned under her boilers, while at 10 knots the distance would be doubled for the same coal con sumption. This Illustrates very clearly the price paid for high speeds afloat. Applying the ratios thus established to steamers of the Atlantic merchant fleet, it wiii be readiiy understood why the "greyhounds" earn more applause than dividends. New York Times. As to Growing Old. A FOREIGN writer undertakes to answer the question as to whether It is sad to grow old, and treats the' subject most felicitously. He says the art of grow' ing old is a difficult one, but he asks If the under-, standing how to be young is not difficult also, a question' that will readily find an affirmative answer. It is the; same with the possession of wealth. Do the rich know how, to be rich? Even as to health, the secret of graciously bearing health is as difficult to acquire as that of carrying off gracefully illness. Yet nothing can be finer than a placid and amiable old age. This writer remarks that "one of the most beautiful things in the world Is an old, person who, made better by experience, more Indulgent, more charitable, loves mankind in spite of Its wretchedness and adores youth without the slightest tendency to mimic it. Such a person Is like an old Stradlvarlus whose tone lias become so sweet that its value Is Increased a hundred-, fold, anil It seems almost to have a soul." This "adoring youth without the slightest tendency to mimic it" Is a flue, touch Indeed. Boston Herald. was chosen as the first recipient of tha decoration eighteen months afterward. The winning of a cross. It may be ex plained, carries with It an annuity of fit), which may be Increased to 50, payable quarterly, to all excepting commissioned officers, but Including those who have risen from the ranks,, while for each clasp an extra annuity' of 5 is swarded. 8L James Gazette, Photography Betrayed Htm. Speaking of baseball, says the Phila delphia Telegraph, there la a certain resourceful young man in this town who recently decided that the unfurling of a championship pennant for the first time In nineteen years waa an event, not to be passed over regardless. H Is a clerk and his office hours ars from 9 a. m. to 6 p. m. Last Wednes day morning he failed to appear at his) dciik. Instead his employer received a note, announcing bis sudden and (inex pert ed Indisposition. The young man wss a faithful em ploye, and his employer was only to willing to excuse him nnder the cnV cumstances. On the day following thsr opening game the clerk had entirety recovered. As he entered his plac of business, the man who pays his salary politely Inquired after bla health. Receiving a satisfactory re ply, the employer remarked, casually: "L hope you enjoyed the game?" "Whnt game?" queried the clerk. "The Iloston-Athletic baseball game, wos the .reply. The young man wss about to enter a protect, when his employer handed' hi in u copy or n newspaper containing a sectloutil view of the "bleachers" at the ball park. It Included a llfs like pott rait of the recalcitrant clerk. Philadelphia l.lger. As It Mounds. Mrs. New rich Marie's trip abroad has Whi her qnl.e n ninattertag of French. Mr. Newil li id suslidlyl tiolte sputtering, I should call' It Jadgs. v-T v i'-fi.