T JPICSOF THE TI M ES.
A CHOICE SELECTION OF INTER.
ESTINQ ITEMS.
Cfianeiti aad Crlticlaaa Baaed TJpoa
the Happcalnca of tba laj Histori
cal aad Naw Natea.
The new duck trust exports to make
tbe public quark.
Idle curiosity keeps some people so
tmsy that tbey don't have time to
Vurk.
Tbey nay time Is money, but no man
lias ever yet succeeded In borrowing a
minute.
Feather bed, It Is asserted, are com
ing In again, but the statement may
te taken on tick.
The Boer war added ?K25,000.000 to
Oeat Britain's debt, and no vast
amount to her credit.
Admiral Dewey to General Baldwin:
"When you want to sneer, always do
It at Home foreigner." ,
There Is another crisis in Die Bal
kans. It is the fourth that has come
along since a week ago Friday.
The Chinese are complaining about
their taxes. In some respects they
e hare the customs of the most civilized
nation.
Beware of the man who tells you
that he always predicted a bright
future for you. He knows too much
about jour past.
A bald-headed men's club hns been
formed In Cleveland. Isn't it about
line for the people who wear glass
yes to get together?
J. I'lerpont Morgan says he is ready
to pay $.VJ0 for the smashing of any
camcrn containing a snap shot of b'.in.
Oh, how that man does hate his face!
It's a close race in the public ser
rvlee now which have the more peri
lous task the boys who fight In the
field or those who Are our great ship
guns.
That whiskered club at Yale Is likely
soon to be followed by a bald headed
organization at Ann Arbor. Why ar
the college men ao bard on the poor
barbers, anyway?
A schoolgirl who was reprimanded
f)y tier teacher went home and killed
.herself. In the older days when any
thing of this sort occurred we went
iiome and got some more medicine
from onr kind parents.
Sixteen young women of Chicago ar
about to take up mission work among
the pagans of foreign I ami. This
does not mean, of course, that there Is
no need for missionary work at home,
tmt simply that sinners at a distance
look much more Interesting than those
next door.
I The seeretury of the navy Is alluded
to as being "amazed to find the youth
f our country unwilling to serve In
our fhlps." If Secretary Mo-.dy were
a youth would lie go behind the guns
without a hope of promotion, gallant
though he may be? I'erliaps the
future could be made a Iittl brighter
for the mail with the wide trousers.
"You cannot police a city Into being
good" Is the sound truth which a Yale
jircncher proclaimed to the students
on a ncent Sunday. It is not new;
ratliir. It Is ko old that it Is lu danger
of Iwlng forgotten. The grandmother
truths, like the grandui jthers them
Helves, deserve attention if for no
thhcT ntison than that Ihey repay
cultivation.
What would the ordinary woman say
to a f.iinliy that used every day twm'.y
Ihousand napkins, twelve thousand
towels, thirty-eight huudrid sheets,
Iwenty thousand plates uml eighteen
ho u sued knives and forks? This Is
What Is required by one of (lie large
Ihotels In New York, r.t which a mini
irannot live for much less than -eight
dollars a day. The hotel will accom
modate three thousand people, besides
fifteen hundred servants to wait on
them.
The mania for money -making has
developed Into downright madiies".
And the explanation Is easy. I'eoplc
ee that It Is fast becoming the chief,
If not the only, standard of respect
ability. When Talleyrand was asked
f he was not ashamed lo sell his In
fluence In making treaties under the
(first empire he replied: "My friend, do
you not see (bat there are but two
jibing left In France money and the
(guillotine?" We are rapldty opproach
Jrur the period In our own history when
there will be but two things left lu
America money and contumely.
There are certain Americans who
ire money mad. They want to make
Inllllons upon millions and make tlnm
jfu a minute. Then; are a great many
(more America lis who are inad.'e :: d
by the thought that anybody unoiiM
(have a million. Between those w)i
re trying to pile up and those who
(are bound to tear down there Is a
furious combat, productive of iiumer
;ous Incidental disunities among the by
standers. Both parties have been
driven too fast and too far by their
mania. It la time for them to get
sobered and take some thought about
the common Interest.
Darwin and the Bible agree perfectly
mi ent point that the a foe of the
fetbera atoll be flatted upon the cbll
f73 tsto tkt tkW and fonts geaora-
tlm. Similarly, If th Bible had takes
the matter up for Its material rather;
than its spiritual significances, it is1
quite probable that they would have
agreed upon anotfVr point that that
which is good, strong, possessing the'
merit not only of Inheritance but of
performance, is sure to survive.
Wbar it excellent.
As find liven, in permanent.
Save within narrow lines occasion
ally and mysteriously drawn by fate,
or destiny, or providence, or whatever
name we may ctiwe l" give to the
force that the Indians call the Power-that-Makes,
the meritorious race, the
deserving family, cannot commit sui
cide. "Fine families" wittier away, to
be sure. They narrow down to a sin
gle life, and that is some day snuffed
out. But can we be sure that tliey had
not, by the acts and choice of their
members, imported Inti their own
veins the poison of which they lan
guished? 1'hyslea! vigor alone de not
tell the whole story of the Illness to
survive. We have seen stalwart
swarms enter our country from Europe
which have faded away nlm st at a
breath, because they had not moral
strength. Nor does mental strength
alone suffice, by any means. Life lies
f the point of equilibrium. Nature is
partial to those who respect her. She
condemns to death thow who do not.
Moreover, while she had obliterated
more than one people who loved her
without wisdom, she has never sign d
the death warrant of a race or a people
who kept an eye upon her prohibitions
as well as upon her permissions. If
In this land, to-day, nature dooms fam
ilies or racial strains to extinction, it
is because it Is better that they should
be extinguished. And If there Is a race
or an element that fancies that It 1r
committing suicide, it should cease to
flatter Itself. It is simply fulfilling the
sentence of an inexorable, a VBstly
beneficent, law.
The lonesomest human creature in
the world is a boy. In the life of to
day he Is allowed, like "Topsy," to
"Just grow." True, he Is given the
switch as often as he deserves It, and
maybe oftener, and he Is "corrected"
a good deal more than is good for him,
but aside from these interferences
he Is left pretty free to solve in his
own way the mysteries of the exist
ence that whirls about him aad of
which he is so unimportant a part
Everything Is done for the entertain
ment and embellishment of tba girl.
Hot doll is Inseparable from ber hands
and heart. She has her little parties,
real and make-believe. Everything
she does meets fond parental approval.
Hex whole childhood Is a happy but
terfly existence lu sunshine aud am'd
flowers. As iong as the boy Is the
baby he la the whole thing. But when
the baby sister comes to usurp his
place, be becomes nothing. He la
then deemed to be able to take care
of himself. He Is allowed to sit
alone, with his thumb in his mouth,
pondering solemnly upon the favorit
ism displayed by fond but frail human
ity. He settles grave questions of
ethics iu his own way. He perceives
that right and wrong are very Indefi
nitely marked out by a wavering, ob
scure line between a kiss and a switch,
on one side of this line he knows it
Is all black, anil on the other side, all
white, but Just where the line runs he
cannot always tell. And by and by he
makes the momentous discovery that
this line can be shifted by excuses
and evasions, and that excuses when
not readily at hand can be Invented.
And thus he learns to lie, becuue the
channels of sympathy have become
dammed up by fear and the sole out
let for tho lonely broodiugs is through
cunning. The first He that a boy tell
to a parent Is registered lu heaven as
a hideous crime, not against the child,
but against the parent. But It is uc
epoch In the boy's life. Then whet
he becomes twelve or fourteen years of
uge he censes to be a boy without
becoming a man. If he was neglected
V before, he is utterly misunderstood
now. He Is that worst of enigmas
an enigma to himself. It Is now that
his thoughts become the "long, iong
thoughts" of which -the poet teiln aud
which only a poet's dreams may
fathom. These thoughts spurn tho
sterile present mid span the far fu
ture. It Is now that he Is better ah.lie.
He has come into his element. Long
lugs give him spirit and yearnings
give him strength for tho content that
awaits him. Wo talk about certain
Hiioecssful men being "self-made." But
no one who sympathetically observe
the life of the average boy can doubt
that every man who amounts to uny
thlng Is self made.
Of Courae.
Cook (seeking situation aud continu
ing her recommendation) You ae
ma'am, of course I'm a deserted wife.
Lady (charmingly acquiescent) of
courae (negotiation dropped.)
After a man become old. It aeem
to him on, Friday tbat yeeterday wm
loader.
FLOOD IN OREGON
CLIMAX IN SEASON'S OISA8TERS
COMES TO HEPPNER, ORE.
FULLY FIVE HUNDRED DEAD
CAUGHT IN A RUSH OF WATER
JUST AT NIGHTFALL
Clondburat Send Down a Torrent Tireiilj
feet High Two Hundred llodtea
Recovered lu the Town.
Portland, Ore., June 10 Tho
most appalling disaster in the bis
tor cf this state occurred Sunda
evening about 6 o'clock. The town Of
ITeppner was almost eniitely dcstioy
ed by a cloudburst and prabsbly flv
hundrcd people drowned. Heppncr
is the coui ty seat of Morrow ewuty
and has about 1 250 inhabitants
The most reliable reports at 6
o'clock tonight state that the loss
of lif will beat kast five hundred
though Ihe number o! dead pro! a Vy
Is larger. All Hie telegraph and tel
ephone lines are down and no accu
rate infiimation cao be secured.
A repcrt fruui lone, seventeen
miles from Ileppner, states that 3 00
bodies have been recovered. Al
messenger who arrived ar, lone,
state. tbat a wall of v, ater twetiiy
feet high rushed dnwu into the
gulch In which Ileppocr Is situated
and larrled everything before it.
Th' flood came with such sudden
ness that the Inhabitants were un
able to seek places of safety and
were carried down to death by the
awfu rush of water.
Almost the- entire residence por
tion f the town was wiped out, but
some of the business part, which is
on higher ground, escaped.
lingo boulders weighing a ton were
carried down by the current and
many people weie killed by L-tIl?
dashe.t against the rocky til u IT.
Early in the afternoon a thunder
storm occurred covering a wide re
gion of country, and later a heavy
ralo storm set In. many of the
amall streams overflowingtheir banks
Id a short time., bridges were swept
away like straws, and tbe darkness
of the night soon -Sc. the situation
more appalling.
As oun as passible after the terri
ble flood subsided tbe work of relief
wm commenced by tbe attaining
oUiT.e: s of the town.
D'v.ens of bodies were found lodged
along the bends -f the stream and in
several places they were piled
over 'ine another. L'p to 2 o'clock
this aftcrnooa 200 bodies had been
recovered almost within- the citj
limits.
The buildings which were not
carried away were moved frura their
foundations or t pplod over, Hun.
dreds of horses cattle, sheep and
bogs that had gone in the creek
bottoms for water perl died.
'es of the calamity did not reach
tbe outside world until yesterflay
morning, all means of rommunica
lon having been cut off.
Delegates Favor Strike.
Scranton, Pa., June 10. The
special convention of the united mine
worker of the three anthracite dis
tricts, called for the purpose of clea'
Ing with the re'usil of the operators
to recogtiUe the coucl'ntt rs appoint
ed hy the Joint executive hoard,
opened here yesterday with Nallom.l
President John Mitchell presiding
and t il delegates In at tendance. The
conciliation matter and all other
grievances the different districts
want to have eonsldcied wire re
ferred to n committee n resolutions
comp sed of seven delegates from
each d strict 0nrt the three dUtrlct
pr-sld nts.
Tliis oointnittee Is to prc!if, a re
port for revision or ndnpiluti .it to
morrow's session. Tod ly's session
was a warm one. The sentiment
almost unanimously expressed In th!
niolhuis and speeches was In favor
of leaving it to the npcators to jic
ccpt the three district preside"! a
cone i la tors or take tho conscquctie s
of i heir refesal. Not a few of the
tlcleira1.es d-clarod epenly for a strike
to enforce nrcepf.ii nets,
In oponlntf the rnvntlnn In the
afternoon, I'losldent Mitchell m'ide
n brief speech rev iewing the events
that have transpired since the close
of Ihe strike mid making suggestions
as to what p'an of procccdnre the
convention should follow. Ilesiid
the refusal of Jlie coal operates to
icecpt the uward of the strike com
mission In a bread liberal, fair spirit
Is a d'lep dlapp In 'merit to him.
"1 desire to sav" be added, "(hat
If the mine-workers had refused to
carrv out even so much as the slight
est provision of the nwarl I would he
the fl'st man to coudemn them for
such conduct.
Senrch ngf t Incendiarv
New York , June 10. Armed with
hotguni and rifles the farmers and
summer residents of Mount KIco
and Hew Castle N.Y. are looking for
the loceadlary who has let fire to more
than a doxen houses and hums and
poisoned almost ivery doa; In the
two townships since tho first of the
year, It will go hard lth tbe fire
bug If tbey catcb blm. for tbe to o
board baa offered 11,000 for bis cap-tsst-Md
conviction.
HOTEL DESTROYED
PROMINENT WITNESS IN JETT AND
WHITE TRIAL PENNILESS
TROOPS ARE CALLED UPON
Blaze Believed to tie the Work of liceodltry
Capitis F wto, the Owner, Saw Shot
Thai Killed Mircum
Louisville, Ky. J joe 15. The City
Hotel at Jackson Ky. a three story
buildlnu owned by captain II. J.
Ewen the pi inc.ipal witness against
Jett and White, now on trial tbere
t--r th assassination of lawyer J..B.
Marcum was burned to Ihe grouod
early yesterday morning.. There were
fifteen guests in the hotel, hut all
escaped without injury. Thcrewa s
no 'in-uranee on the structure, and
the hotel, together with its furnish
ings and the effects of the guests, is
a total less. The origin of the fire
i s unknown, hut the beliif is gen
eral that the liie was of inceodiary
Olitfil).
Capiain Ewen bad recently put
U an addith n tortus hotel. This
was just completed and was as yet
unoccupied. It was In this part of
the hotel that the lire wad discovered.
The town of Jackson has had no
fire department, and as its citizens
were awakened Jiy the firing of pistols
and guns much excitement p-evall-ed.
Ewens' hotel and furniture bad
been insured, but only a week ago
Captain Ewen was notified that on
account ofthe threatening conditions
the company had decided to cancel
his policy. The house andalffix
tures which were valued at about
$10,000 represented the savings of a
lifetime. Touight Ewen, his wile and
children, are penniless and dependent
on the hospitality of the troops in
camp.
Gray and Jim ITaddicks and Jerry
Luntz, workmen at the Swann and
Day lumber yard reported having
seen Joo Crawford and Ed Thap,
wagoners fur tbe llargis brotheis,
come across tbe bridge and return
just before tbe blaze was discovered,
and Major Allea ordered these men
arrested
Gray Iluddick was detained by tbe
provost guard as a witness. Soon
the Ilaigis people were very active.
They sent for Attorneys John D.
O'Neil of Covington and B. B Gold
en of B irberville, defending Jewett
and White, and swore out writs of
Labi as corpus befoto Judge Red wine,
making thern returnable at once.
The writs were served on Major
Allen, und he sent the prisoners to
Ihe cuuithouso under a strong guard
commanded by captain Maddux.
Commonwealth's Attoiney, Byrd,
askid Ju ke Relwine fur time for
Major Allen to tile a response, lie
asked that he. be iven until tomor
row morning but Jude Kedwiue
demanded that it be filed at once.
Makes Successful Trip
cw York, June 15. Sale and
s:iund after a rough passage fr ;m
Gourock. Scotland, of sixteen days
and twenty-two hours. Sir Thomas
Llpton's last challenger for the
Ameticas cup Shamrock III., is now
1 lug at anchor off Tunipkinsvllle,
hlanton Island, whero she arrived at.
10:20 this morning In compaoy with
the steam yacht Erin, that had tow
ed her most of the way across the
Atlanlc, and by Shamrock I. towed
hy the British tug Cruiser. The one
bunda'd and lifty slx men which
manned the yacht and their convoys
are all Wi'll and lh"re were no accl.
dents lo tuar the pissage.
Bet a teu tiournck and Eayal,
Moics, where the steamers stooptd
for coal, calms and squally weather
was eiieounler"d The Erin and her
tow became separated from the'
Crusier and the Shamrock I. before
reaching Fayal, but Ihey never lost
sight of each other after leaving
there. On June 12 the yachts were
caught in a gale from the southeast.'
and w 1 ' It blew very hard aud a'
hia.. a was running , very little
wate ....s shipped and no damage
done.
The tug Charles E. Mathews In
charge of II. H. Davies met the
yachts at daylight twenty miles east
of andy Hook lightship PiloU
were put on beard the Kiln at se
and the Mathews towed the Sh im
rock III. to quarantine the Slum
lock I. being towed by the Cruiser.
The yachts passed Sandy Hook
lightship soon after 0 o'clock this
morning . They were saluted by
every vessel that passed them, all
the way to quarantine.
Claim Against Minnesota
St Paul, Minn., Juno 15 . Aftoi
many failures In the couits and
through the legislature to collect
20.000 earned under the boet sugar
bounty law the supreme court today
granted the petition of the Minnesota
Sugar Company Co. for a writ of
certorarl, direction State Auditor
Ivctson to snow cause wdt be snoum
not canity to tbe court recoidi
In tbe beet sugar bounty oontro-vara
TRIAL WELLBEGUN
DEWEY AND HIS COWBOYS FAC
ING MURDER CHARGE
TWO BERRYS ON STAND
Declare Hiring; Cold-Wooded and t'n
provok.d Snldlere on Goartf and
J'ert. ft Order Maintained
St. Francis, Kas., Jane 17. The
trial of Chauncy Dewey and his cow
boys, charged with the murder of
m umbers of the Berry family, is well
under way. The feature of the hear
ing was the refusal of Ed Tucker,
one of the cowboys witnesses, to tes
tify. The militia remains and per
fect order Is maintained.
Roy Berry who was shot so severe
ly through the ja v in the fight at
Berry's ranch, was the tint witness
c riled aud told his story, although
hardly able to talk, lie was brought
Into cnurt on a cot. II is story diff
ered very little from that told by
Beacn Berry He said that Chauncy
Dewey shut him down, not a word
being spoken on ;itlif-r fiide be said,
and after he had taken half a dozen
steps from wbeie he tied bis horse
Dewey began shooting and Berry
fell. After recoverinir consciousness
he crawled awav, two more shuts
following him, which went through
hij hat. The hat, bullet-iidled and
bloodstained, was produced as evi
dence, lioy Berry admitted having
trouble with Dewey previous to the
tragedy and said that D.wey had
made threats to take a shot at him.
lie denied having cuised the
Dewey outfit before the killinc.
Mrs Alphcas Berrv. widow of one
of the victims was the next called.
She held her young Infant in her
arms and presented a pitiful specta
cle. Her testimony in substance
was about the same as that of Roy
Berry.
The Dewey cowboys have, it Is
said refused to testify and this has
successfully blockd the purpose for
which the state had sutpaenaed them.
Tucker, continuing to refuse to re
ply to questions, Attorney Genetal
Coleman appealed to tbe court an 1
asked that he be committed to Jail
until he would answer.
A noticeable feature of the day was
thenumber of women present Tbey
came by scores and were alw iys the
tlist on band.
Virtually a Dictatorship
Belgrade. June 17. The position
of King-peter I promises to be little!
more than that ol a royal captive.
The real government of the count ly
will be a military dictatorship, uu r
t e louder.- of the e lutlou.Col i a
Mascbiu aud Coiuel Mitst dnu i..
Tbe new king is a rnost without any
personal adherents, and the ruling
spirits of the army, it Is tho.tght
pr ibable, would Just as readily mur
der him as they did Lis predecessor
bhould he oppose their alms. At
the present moment the whole
country Is under military rule, and
although no prefects In the country
dist lets have benn revoked, each is
acc mpanied by an urn y oflh cr
who attends tie prefect wherever
he goes, even t ' the tcloDbone. 'Jh s
policy has led to one good lesult not
a sinule case of disorder anywhere
has been reported.
Extremely for ihle arguments wore
found necessary to suppress the rad
ical aspirations for a republic. The
foremost advocate of tnc eicathn
of a republic- n foun of go emmet. t
wasJiiljomlr Schiokovics, toe editor
ol the Belgrade Ddjek. Finning
him impervious to arguments, the
consplralois invited him to a dinner
at the officers' club last Saturday.
Duiing the dinner hU hosts loll i.im
th it unless lie agrctd to support
Prince Peter Katageorgevitch thare
would 1 e one head lesi In Belgrade
that night. M. Schiokovics yield d
to the force of this reasoning tnd
accepted the situation. He is now
minister of Justice lu tho uew gov.
eminent.
Mink in no hunger
Plttslield, 111., June 17. Fred
Mink, who tiavelid 3,000 miles to
kill S. N. Harris and his step
mother, Mrs. Adam Mink, sits In
the corridor of Pino county's Jail
today and talks with quiet satisfac
tion about the success of his plan of
vengence.
There Is no disposition to lynr.li
him and the 500 who suriouodcd
the Jail when he was brought lu
could easily have 'taken hi in away
from the possu and the small sqad i f
officers, but there was no attempt.
5hoots llimnt'lf in Head
New Yoik. June 17 Frank Dean,
a vice president cf tho Sen hoard
National bank, committed s'dcide
yesterday at his home In Orange ,
N. Y,
He arose at his usual hour and
went into the cellar, where he shot
himself in the head. Ills family
advances no reason for bis act, but
at tbe bank the officers said that Mr.
Dean was despondent over domestic
afflictions.
The Clever Cal)lr.
It was a busy thoroughfare in Edhv
surgh, aud as the old lady was ex-,
neusted wdth the stir and buRtle she
balled a passing cab. The driver was
it ber side In a moment Opening the
floor, he stood back to allow the lady)
io enter. ?
She made one or two weak efforts.
but was unable to mount the step,'
and at last, looking Imploringly at thai
driver, she said:
'Help me in, my good man, for I am
very old."
The driver gently assisted his faref
Into the cab, and then he gallantly
said:
'Well, mem, nae matter what age
you are, you dinna look it."
ills fare was Increased by a shilling!
when the old lady reached her desti-:
lation. And he deserved it Answers.
Careful Tommy.
'Tommy;" cried Tommy's mother
from the window, "didn't I tell you
not to sit down on the damp ground?"
'Yes, mamma," returned Tommy. '
ain't doing it. I wiped this grass wltbJ
a. towel ljefore I sat down."-Pltbv
burg Press.
Doing Hlii Beat.
"In order to be successful these days,"
remarked the west side philosopher,
"a young man should apply himseli
constantly."
"That's me," rejoined the youth with
the short -order salary. "I've been call
ins on an heiress every evening for
'.bree months."
M isundrratood.
"Sir, you look like an optimist. You
have a happy countenance. Lend mei
a dollar."
"My friend, do you know why I look
happy? It's because I haven't any,
wealth to bother me." Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Good Practice.
Mr. Gunner I tell you this automo.
bile is hard to control. I 6hould have
tried to manage something unruly e1
fore I called myself a chauffeur.
Mrs. Gunner (sweetly) Why didn't
you try the cook?
To Ita Detriment.
"One thing can be said about out
opera houses," remarked the Observer
of Events and Things; "too much at
tention seems to have been given to
the acoustic properties of the boxes.-,
Yonkers Statesman.
Doctor You will have to stop mental
work for a year.
"But, doctor, my income would cease.
I write short stories for the maga
zines." "Oh, well, yon can keep right on at
that."
Night Owls.
"Isn't it ridiculous to call servant
girls 'domestics?' "
"Because they're mostly Imported,
eh?"
"No. I had In mind the fact that they
never stay at home at night." Phila
delphia Prees.
Advertialng Trick.
"Yes," sold the circus owner, "put ll,
the program: 'Don't fall to see the wo
derful hippopotamus.'"
"But suppose the hippopotamus
doesn't arrive?" spoke up tbe advertis
ing agent
"Well, I gues you had better say 'hip
po.' Then If the hippopotamus does nol
materialize we can say It refers to tbi
hippodrome."
Explained.
Mrs. Ilauskeep You said the Joli
would cost $13. Here you've sent a
bill for J14.
Painter Yes'm. You see, I got to
Ihinkin' over it afterward, and I
'.bought you'd be superstitious about It
-Philadelphia Tress.
Positively Brutal.
Husband I wish I knew where
could find a hurled treasure.
Wife Never mind, dear, I'm youi
treasure.
Husband Yes, but you are not bun
led.
An Ail-Around Joka.
Helen When you and Jack were alfc
;lng out on the porch last nbjbt whal
lid your aunt say?
Ernie She said it was cool and aske4
(f I had anything around me. I told
aer yes; some heavy black cloth.
Helen Ah, a shawl?
Ernie No, Jack's coat sleeve.
Canae for Alarm.
"Sny, doctor," exclaimed an exclte4
aian ns he dashed Info the pill dlspen
rt-'s private office, "I want you to maki
an examination as to my sanity."
"What reason have you for belle v Ins
yourself a candidate for the padded
cell?" asked the M. D.
"Well, I happened to run across a
I lacknge of letters this morning that 1
wrote to my wife during our court
hlp," was the significant reply.
To Compleia Hla Kdacatlaa.
"Where's your boy going alter ha
eaves the model acboolf
"To some school that ain't stodat, )
fiiess, to learn reading, wrltaag as!
Jourea." Judge.
Mot rala Work. T
