Harrison press-journal. (Harrison, Nebraska) 1899-1905, June 04, 1903, Image 7
; ! Avertable Preparation for As 1 1 XWctfalie Preoaration for As sifltfating iteFoodardBetfula twg fe 5JdocJb and Bowcis of Promotes DigpaHonjCheerfuh ness and Rest .Contains neither Cium.Morphine nor Mineral. ISot Narcotic. Mmtfaua-siMusLmcmit -w- 4b.JSmw AataBeaWfe. Aperfrcl Remedy- forCofrstipa non, Sour Stomach. Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions, Fcvcrish ness and Loss or SLEEP. Facsimile Signature of 2keZ5ST NEW YORK. , In Germany working men aie visit led at their homes on paydays ty sav ings hank officials, to collect their ivlngs for banking. . The raising of black sheep Is a hobby with John I). Winn of Mills brook, N. Y. He has a IIlk Ic of seven ty, and they arc perfectly biack. ' I would not'like to be the last man left on earth; the first one was a failure, and I am afraid the last one will be. TORTURING DISFIGURING Skin, Scalp and Blood Humours From Pimples to Scrofula From Infancy to Age . 1 Speedily Cured by Cuticura When All Else Fails. The sgonlalng Itching and burning of the skill, an la Eczema; tbe frightful scaling, ai In psoriasis; the loss of liulr and crusting of the scalp, as in scalled bead; the facial disfigurements, as In acne and riiiKworm ; the awful suffer ing of Infants, and anxiety of worn out parents, as in milk crust, tetter and aalt rheum, all demand a remedy of almost superhuman virtues tosuocess-, fully cope with them. That Cuticura Snap, Ointment and Kesolvent are auch stands proven beyond all doubt. No tatement is made regarding them that Is not Justified by the strongest evi dence. Tbe purity and sweetness, the power to afford Immediate relief, the certainty of apedy and permanent cure, the absolute safety and great economy, bave made them the standard skra cares, blood purl Hers tad homour reme dies of tbectvlllced world. Baibe the eleeted parts with hat water and Cuticura Soap, to cleanse the surface of crusts and scales and softea the thickened cuticle. Dry, without rubbing, aad apply Cuticura Oint ment freely, to allay Itching, Irritation aud Inflammation, and sooths and heal, and, lastly, take Cuticura Resolvent, to cool and cleanse the blood. Thla com plete local anil constitutional treatment affords Instaat relief, permits rest and sleep In the severest forma of eczema and other Itching, burning aad scaly homours of the Mia, acalp aad Mood, and polnta U a speedy, pereaaneat aad aconomlcal ears whea ail else fstls. A akin of Beauty n afoy Forever. Dai. t. rui.iji eernaceve icrtal aaaaeee Tin. Wiplis. fiffclwL Imk ralraae, Mak. Ml aan every W.I Me mi laaeeUea. II KM loo. lae tea) o M Mara, aad fc) M aareilaaa we uaale H U be ear. n la emet ertj . tx se eeaaeerfott f mlu lr I. mt to eheel-w" e aailaeti "etu LaVe Wllfeei Xi.mmmm 'wear leeat Wivnlef ell Ike Seie. eif"' rw-T-Oootl peelers la la P. S, CeinSa.. im Sareea. rSRO. t. aoi-aiaa. emee. ar ohm Mmm as. vr N.N.U. 774-23. YOaK, NEB. I Amm t I .1 T"" ' t 1 U rhrtftm o HS. CaSim Mw.N.'ii Im twM Carte. Fro, la, ear tail e'. otat. ml a ..( a Mil I & aii. m oiwtmi K i r.o.. i Mil rJiTsmiijs' cti aw Jm-rVL amaaai, 5 J M EM I 1 11. "WF For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years Most men argy Just ai they bet their munny to win. Up to the present time Thomas A. Rdlson has taken out 791 patents, ar.d in ordinary fees for them bas Four and one-half Uns of oak tim ber make a ton of rvharcoal. while of pine timber six tons are required. Nell Wh it is Cholly gooi for any way? I a c-Well, he serves very well for a cigarette hodcr. Somerville Journal. "I kave keea a.lif yr CASCAB- KTM for taeadacb and And tbesa all you re commend them lo be, 1 will eertalalj reeean mend them ta anroae auirerlna from thia dls tratafns complaint. I know rraai ezaerleMe that ther will be boneated If tkr take them aocnrdlng lodlreeMona. I will acTer M wtwaaut CASC AKETS ta the future, Mas. A. W. bUtb. 7 w. ta riaee, uneaf , nj." f' VW' f't,bli Pen. Tltw aoed. D wcm4. Merer Slck.a. w.tken or Srlp.. lt, X Me. OURE OONSTIPATIOM -rflM Cnmr, Cfcl.a., Baalrwl, mm Yerl. IJ I U'DAW flaw k etna; Tobco U.tii. WESTERN CANADA HAS FREE HOMES FOR MILLIONS I Canard, at MSifO 1 hare aauied la wwHn Cauda dwrln. tba laat I rear. Thar aw UgitM'tet rt,! I darlna tba laat I raw ImtXrilKnllJ oooui.uxl, Lrr ui aad pre.Lr till lor milliau i aff Whaat al t aaa tUrailai mat aaa.1. Maaiaai3 tflmata. aleotr at water ud faei aawallent akanbM aad ealaadid raUi riaaj Uatlttlaa. Free Hoiestaid jf 160 Acrtt. Fru a ealr akarsa belas IUI tor errrr. Saad la tarn lowuia for an Allaa aad Mtior lliaiaaara. aa wall a r oaetlflcata, flrlaa roti reduced raitwar raaaa. ataj leerteteaaeal of lainif raUou, Oaraaa. Oaa.. ar J Baaaatt, wn new loci us aa ab. Ika aauwrUad Okaadlaa ttnaiai ALLEN'O FOOT-EASE For Hot, Tired, Aching Swollen Feet. SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES Allen'i Foot-Rase, a powder. It cures painful, marling, nerreus feet snd ingrowing nsils, snd inslsntly tskss the sling out of coma snd buatens. It's the greatest eemfort diseovery af the age. Makes tight er new shoes eesr. A certain cure for sweeting, callous snd hot, tired, seking feet. 30. 000 testimenisls. Try it lo day. Bold by all lriiglats snd Hhoe atetes, 15c. Imn't accept a subalitute. Trial paek age THKK. Address Allen S. Olm sted, Le Hoy. N. T. fJrladvltk r aa, pee "Wie Klesn, Heel Ki taken It tad" af sieves make no ameka, smell, seat, sake er eieceelTS he at Alwaj leak far trade mark. Mrs Tlailaw't noiyjntm P Ike tktl 1rn Weihlnr.eefaene the WW, aaw. Bialloa, allart pain eufwa At IP 7?rYi t ran I I il TMK BOWELS j CANDY CATHARTIC IMIIIIII lllllMM' GOOD Short Qtorie$ tTttttll I Abraham Lincoln bad a rule for rvading difficulties.. At a Cublnet meeting one day. It Is related, Mr. Seward jokingly remarked: "Mr. Prea dent, I bear that you turned out for i colored woman on a muddy crossing the other day." . "I don't remember," anawered Lincoln, njiulngly, "but I think It very likely. I have always made It a rule that if people won't turn ont for me, I will for tbam. If I didn't, ther might be a collision." Id his recent book on "Chin and the Chineee," Or. Giles tella of a very stingy Chinaman who took a paltry sum of money to an artist payment la alwaya exacted In advance and asked him to paint bla portrait. Tbe artist at ence compiled with tbe request, but when tbe portrait was finished nothing was visible save tbe back of the sit ter's head. "What does this mean?" cried the sitter, indignlnatly. "Well," replied the artist, "I thought a man who paid ao little as you paid wouldn't eare to show his face." Representative Kltchln, of North Carolina, relates an amusing story of a old Juatlce of the peace in hie coun ry. 'it aeems that two young attor aeys were trying a caae before him. After the arguments had followed the testimony of the wltneaaea and tbe caae waa eloaed, the old fellow, awak ening from deep revertea Into which he had fallen, said, addressing fene of tbe lawyers: "You know, Hank, I gave you tbe decision in tbe laat two cases, ao I will give this one to Tom. Yon can't eipect to get them all." It Is related that a stranger once entered a cathedral In Sicily and beg ged to be allowed to try the organ, which was new and a very fine lnntm ment that even tbe organist did not understand. W'fth some reluctance the organist allowed the stranger to play, and soon the cathedral was filled with sounds that its walls bad never beard before. As tbe stranger player, pulling out stops never before com bined, and working slowly up to the full organ, the cathedral tilled, and It wag not until a larite congregation had wondered at his gift that (he stranger told his name. He was Do in Lorenzo I'eroal, the young priest-composer, whose latest oratorio, "Ix-o," was re cently performed at the Vatican dur ing the celebration of tbe Pope's jubi lee. In one of the towns which John Philip Sousa recently visited In En gland, tbe march king met a lady with a great reputation for worrying celeb rities of all kinds to attend her din ners and "at homes." She sent him a pressing Invitation to Slip at her bouse after his pfrformance; bnt when Souks learned that she had Issued Invitations to her neighbors "to meet Mr. John Philip Sousa"-an exhibition of "pre vlousness" not to be tolerated even by an American be declined politely and with thanks. Having counted upon Sousn'a acceptance, and held bis name out to her friends as bait, the lady was much disturbed on receiving bis note, and wrote back to him with desperate solicitude: "I run terribly sorry to have your card saying you cannot come, but I still hope, for the pleasmv of your company." To thin the poor lady received the following terrifying answer: "Dear Madam: I have given your, kind message to my company, but I regret to sny that only fifty of them will be aide to accept your invi tation, the rest at them having ap pointments to keep elsewhere." FIERCE FIGHT ON RED SEA. A British Ounhoat and Mad Majlloh'a Dhow Try Conclueioaa. The story of a thrilling fight in the Red sea between a British gunboat and a large gun ruunlng 'dhow with sup plies for the mullah is told by a Ileuter correspondent The Kitty, which had been patrolling tbe littoral for some three weeks, es pied the dhow bearing on a course which would make the two boats pass within hailing distance. She prompt ly assumed the appearance of a help less cripple, signals of distress wera hung out, and a Somali in her rigging waved his loin cloth to attract atten tion. The atranger came on, decreasing the distance which aeparated the two boats until suddenly, when the dhow was some 200 yarda away, tba Kitty broke out her flag and fired a blank shot across the bows of the dhow. The heada of tbe twenty men could be counted upon the big dhow, and as tbe sun glinted upon the barrels of tbelr rifles the Kitty became aware that it waa not Impossible that she bad tackled an ugly customer and a valuable prize. - Lieutenant Bevan and Petty Officer Halstead were standing together when an answering shower of bullets rained upon them. The big dbow drew eff a little, and, having both the wind and the beela of the Kitty alowly circled around her little antagonist, drenching with vol leys, shredding her anil and piercing tbe fratl timber of her aide. But tbe Kitty returned the salutations of her enemy with signal emphasis, striking her again and again. . Lieutenant Bevan waa now master of the situation, and In spite of the odda against her the Kitty made des perate cforts to board her enemy, A couple af dead hung across the tranger'a gunwale and a wounded lay by tba tiller. She wore an air of submission, snd an Arab stand ing jit i lie poop waved bis band and waited puticntly for her arrival. An end of the ticht seemed to bave ar rived, when hostilities began afresh at close range, t'je Arab on tbe poop firing nt HaUtexd. Lieutenant Bevan bowled him over with a bullet through tbe arm and chest from his revolver. Further oposition was now useless, and the Kitty came abreast, tbe mn from tbe dhow throwing themselves Into the sea to escape capture. Tbe prize was found to possess French papers and to bave come from Jibuti). She contained some eighty modern French rifles, 10.000 rounds of ammunition, twenty-four barrels of powder and four tons of lead, all of which were eonflecated by tbe BritUb authorities, while tbe dhow berself waa burned. Lieutenant Bevan and bis crew of six have been Informed by "my lorda" of tbe admiralty that their splendid serv ices have not been overlooked, acd 400 prise money has leen divided among tbem. London Kxpress. HIS HARD LUCK. Railroad Played Xren With One Man Who Used Fcalper's Ticket. He arrived at the Midland Hotel yes terday morning, tired and dusty. He gladly gave two heavy grips to the porter, and heaved a sigh as he signed for a room, and asked especially for a bath. "Yon look worn out," said Irving Doollttle, the clerk In charge, as the man leaned on the counter. "Well, I bave a right to be," said the man, "for I have walked all the way from the station, lugging those grips." "Why didn't you take a car?" asked the sympathetic clerk. "I simply didn't have tbe price. I was afraid to take a cab because I would necessarily hsve asked for cred it, and I wasn't sure that you would take me in when I am absolutely pen niless." "What's the matter? Been held up?" "Well, Just the same thing. I got caught with a scalper's ticket, and I didn't have money enough to pay my fare down from Chicago by just twen ty cents. What do you think of that for hard lines? I thought I would be gay yesterday and save a little, so I bought a ticket from n broker for $11. Oh, It looked like a good ticket, all right, till the conductor saw it. Tb.n be looked at It, tucked it in his pocket and said: " 'No good. Come up with the fare, or off you go I' "It was a case of dig. He bad the ticket, and what was I to do? I put up all I had, which was just about $12.30, or twenty cents short of tin fare." , " 'Will that do?' I asked him. S 'It would ordinarily, because I'd pass the twenty cents myself,' said be, but I've got no mercy on a Bcalper or a scalper's customer. So you'll huve to dig again.' "I dug, but not another red could I find. Finally I borrowed twenty cents from the porter on the strength of one of my grips, and I actually had to leave my watch with a barkeep across from the station to get tbe coin to pay that nigger before he would give me my baggage. No more brokers for Willie! Give me a bath, quick, will you, and discount a draft on the bous: in Chicago?" Kansas City Journal. Jnal l y Katins. Olrls who value a good-complexion find cheerful spirits are advised to cat plenty of spinach. It contains salts of potassium and Iron and otherwise wholesome Ingredients. The iron in it Is easily assimilated. A vegetable not generally made much of by housewives because It is among the less expensive foods, It is put in first place by the food experts and deserves more promi nence in public esteem. People troubled with poor memories are urged to eat mustard. The seed of the mustard plant is credited with very quickening, livening proertie ssld to have direct influence 'on those lira In cells that bave to do with for getting and remembering. Nervous folks ought to partake often of cheese, which acts aa a sedative. They abonld beware of eating cheese to eacesa, however, as It Is a tax on the digestion. Only moderate con sumption la efleaclone. A toe steady diet of potatoes Induces fatigue af both body and mind. Applea are new held to eon tain ranch auatenanee for the brain and to have an exhilarating effect on the spir its. Applea contain phoapborus and also mafic acid, which la moat benefi cial for people under mental strain r who habitually do work which pro hibits eexrclae. The apples should not te munched between time, but taken a a a component part of tbe regular meals. New Tork Run. Twopeae Karned. Seeing a friend step on the platform of a weighing machine Mr. Pneer atepped up behind him. "Iet'a ae how much both of us weigh," he aald. "All right," the friend aald. dropping a cent In tbe ekt Tbe Indicator flew around to the fig urea 207 and stopped. "How much do you usually weigh?" aslted Mr. Pneer. "One forty-three, 1 goees. That's what It waa the other day." "Then my weight la IM. Thanks." And Mr. Pneer'a countenance glowed with serena aatlsfactlen a be atepped down. Hie Anoeetral Nat, "Even ad mini n" dat fotke la deeetnd ed from moakeya," aaM Uncle frben. "I kaaws aerie rr!e slat a!n pc rpee'.at asadtt te ffcetr a kyje ,.' Was:unejtn Star. t WITH NERVES UNSTRUNG AND HEADS . THAT ACHE WISE WOMEN BROMO - SELTZER TARE TRIAL BOTTLE lO CENTS. As long az vice doesn't bekunr a custom the world iz safe. He who marries for buty hsz little more property rn his wife than the test ov the world. When windows are dicftiuH to open or close rub the cords with soft oap, and they will run smoothly. Agriculture Is comparative!? easy work in China. The soil is so rich ihat a square mile of it is capable of iiinnnrtine a copulation of 4,000 Nasal CATARRH la all iu Ely's Cnai Biln soothe, aid hula Iba dlieaeed axmbrasa. It enras catarrh aad drlrea away a oeld la the head akkly. Creaaa Bali la placed lalo tht nostrils, spread, ever the mambrtn. and la abaarbed. Relief It Ira Bedlate and a car. foliowt. It la aot drylnf dott Bel prod.ee aaeeslnf. Large Sir.., SO oenta at Dri.g (UU a? by Ball ; Trial Siie, It cat. SLY ROTHIRS, U Warr.a Street, N.w Tare, A Needle and Thread Tree. The Mexican maguey tree fnrhnisncs a needle and thread all readv for use. At the tip of each dark green leaf is i slender thorn needle that must be carefully drawn from its sheath; at the same time it slowly unwinds the thiead, a strong, smooth fibre attached to the needle and capable of being drawn out to a great length. iWOOOtMOOt0tW0r Mind This, It mikes no difference whether It ts chronic, acute or Inflammatory Rheumatism of the muscles or Joints St. Jacobs Oil cures and cures promptly. Price. 25c. and 50c. oooooooooaooooooooaoooooa Judge I will give you just one nour to got out of town. Peevish Polhemus Well, if I'm brought back Here fer overspeeding me 'auto' don't blame me, jedge. Puck. .Man of Trouble: I am quite ready md anxious to die, but I believe It is wicked to commit suicide. His Kind Friend: Then why don't you split the difference and buy an auto mobile. She There Is just one little bit of millinery that 1 desiro most. He (crossly) You needn't say any more. I won't buy it for you. She Don't be afraid. You'll never get the bill for it. It's a widow's bonn. Phil adelphia Press. "No .said the Tiillnville maiden, "my Blind Is made up. the lips that touch wine shall never touch mine!" "Then I'm all right" exclaimed the lover, rapturously. "Corn liquor's my leverage. ("Atlanta Constitu tion. EXPERT TESTIMONY. CeeTee Triad and Fonnd Onilty. No ene who has studied its effects on the human body can deny that coffee is a strung drug snd liable to cause all kinds of ilia, while Pontum is a food drink snd a pawerful rebuilder Hint will correct the ills csused by coffee when used steadily la plsee of toffee. An expert who has studied the subject says: "I bave studied the value of foods and the manufacture of food products from personal investigation snd wish to hear testimony to the wonderful qualities of Poatum Cereal Coffee. I was sn ex cessive coffee drinker, although I knew It to be a alow poison. Pint it sffected my nerves snd then my heart, but when I ence tried Poatum I found it easy to 8lve up the eoffpe, confirmed coffee fiend lough I was. "Pottom sntisfled my craving for coffee and alaee drinking Poatum stesdily in place of the coffee all my troubles have disappeared and I "am again healthy snd strong. "I knew tkat even where coffee Is not taken to excess It has bud effects on the constitution In some form or other and I am convinced by my Inveitfifarion that the enly thftif to de if health and happl aesa are of any. value to one is to quit coffee and dihtk Post um." Name given by rostmn Co., Bsttle Creek, Mich. mm Tru love consists of quarrels at d make ups. When a government iz In a state ov anarky, tbe highest place ta aii unsafe az the lowest. If yu wish to find out about yur( nabor. study yourself.; vu and he are near alike az two peas. At the age of h'fty a person usually begins to slowly decrease in stature. and at the age of eighty ha bas lost about one and one-balf inches. The poorest compliment yu kan pay enny man iz to immitate biz ex centricitys. If a mule kicks me the sekond time, I allwus blnm miself and giv the mule kredit for it. Old Sofas, Backs of Chairs, etc., can be dyed with PUTNAM'S FADE LESS DYKS. You can't buy a home. A man. buys a house; but only a woman can make it a home. A house is a body, a home is a soul. "The Outlook." It is stated that the hours of work of hospital nurses are longer than those of any other profession. In many hospitals they average four teen hours a day. Minnesota Man's Discovery. Adrian, Minn., June 1. Philip Doyle of this place says he has found out a medicine that will cure any case of Kidney Trouble. As Mr. Doyle was himself very sick for a long time with this painful disease, and Is now, ap parently, as well as ever, his statement carries the confirmation of personal ex perience. The remedy that cured Mr. Doyle is called Dodd's Kidney Pills. In speaking of the pills, Mr. Doyle says: "In regard to Dodd's Kidney Pills, they are certainly a wonderful medi cine the best that I have ever taken. "I was very bad for a long time with Kidney Trouble and could get nothing to help me till 1 tried Dodd's Kidney Pills. "I used altogether about ten boxes, and I can say emphatically that I am completely cured. I am entirely well, without a symptom of Kidney Trouble left. "I can heartily recommend Dodd's Kidney Pills to anyone who is suffer ing with Kidney Trouble, for tbey made me all right. "I have advised several of my friends to try tbem, and not .one has been disappointed." The best cure fora man's conceit is a woman's laughter. There are but few men whoze merit outlast their munny. I can recommend Piso's Cure for Con sumption for Asthma. It has given me great relief. W. L. Wood, Fannembuig, Ind., Sept. 8, 1901. Edukasliun haz rarely if ever, made a grate man; Out natral abilitys. without the aid of eilucashun, haz untie rneimy a one. "The great poets aie born," re? maiked the sententious person. "Yes and they are also dead, "replied the editor wearily. DYSPEPSIA OF WOMEN. Mrs. E. B. Bradshaw, ol Outhrie, Okla., cured of a severe case by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. A great many women Buffer with a form of Indigeation or dyapepaia which does not seem to yield to ordinary medical treatment. While the symp toms aeem to be similar to those of ordinary indigestion, yet tbva,' cines unieeraally prescribe'ewJ, seem to restore the patient's normal condition. Mra. Plnkham claima that there Is a kind of dyspepsia that la caused by derangement of the female organ ism, and which, while It causes dis turbance similar to ordinary Indigea tion, eannot be relieved wlthoat a medlolne which not only acta aa a etoraach tonlo, but baa peculiar uteriae tonio effects aa well. Thousands of testimonial let ters prove beyond question that notninvwui relieve tnia distress lnp; condition ao surely as Lyalla K. Pinkham's VewUbla Com pound. It always works In har mony with the female system. Mrs. Plnkham advises sick women (re. Addraas Lynn, Haas.