-W-! I REAL HOMESPUN 4..t.3-t.H..l. 1 I I I' on ES. Nettie, it has come to this. W bread and butter is a scarce cuiu modify in our house. Here we are. three of us, and with reasonably good appetites. Herbie Is too small to earn anything, and you are at present too frail to do much, my plaques and ban l-paiufed pin-cushions don't sell, no one wan's my worsted work. I'm not educated up to any of the profes sions, and can make no practical use of my piano playing. I am loathe to tell It. d-ar. but we are sadly In need of da.iy lr.ad. What can we do?" And EliMn.tr Wray went to Cie low Couch where her invalid sister lay. and tenderly smoothed the brown hair, then bent to kiss the quivering lips. ; "Is it so bad as that, Eleanor? I knew papa did not leave us much mon ey, but had no idea " "That we wen1 so poor. We have this little house and the grounds, and have no debts, and have many com forts In the house. I have thought carefully over it all and mean to lay aside fancy work, plaque painting, and the so-eailed genteel ways of earning a livelihood and try real work." "Oh. Eleanor, you are not lined for St Don't you think that Charlie jLelgh had serious Intentions of " Ventured Nettie, looking timidly to ward her stronger and somewhat will ful sister, not at all certain of the re ception of her suggestion. , "Asking me to be his wife? No, llt tle slater. Charlie was a pleasant es cort and I think liked me, but as to serious intentions, my dear, they did inot exist, save In your lively imagina tion. I'm not sure that I am ready for the Prince's coming, if I am all of 20 and not married and minus a lover, and now for my plans. , "I am going to open a bakery, real feomespuu everything shall be, and for you I'll have a mending department. jNow do not discourage me, Nettie, I 'know the Idea Is neither new nor a .brilliant one, that this is a country town, and all good housewives do their own baking and mending. We are going to give them a chance to get It done. My bread and cake shall be so light and sweet, that they will patron lee the Ileal Homespun bakery in spite of old customs." "What will you mend?" . "Lace curtains, collars, handker chiefs, fine table linen, every valuablehelp. "Why not send for Eleanor article that needs a few stitches, that none hut a real lady and skilled lingers can give." , "I hope you will succeed, Eleanor, but " "Didn't I tell you that I wanted your help and counsel? I am going to begin my show window now." Blithely, Eleanor sang at her work bf resurrecting from the wood house an old flower-stand, with brnad shelves. "Just the thing," and very nicely they looked after being cleaned and stained a dark brown. Eleanor was not used to rough work. Dr. Wray had brought up his two motherless girls tenderly, "spoiled them," so the gossips said, and when he died poor, there was a general headshaklng, and "I told you so, those extravagant girls have mined him," : among the good people of Troy. The shelves were fitted to the front 1 window, the panes were polished crys- tal clear, and channingly decorated With wheat ears, vines, feathery grass es and evergreens. "To-morrow I'll make my sign, and then I'll bake up things. What a mer cy It is that I have always liked to bake, and was not old Kathleen a dear j to teach me how to concoct so many Old-fashioned things. Let me reckon tip my capital, not much money. Net tle, and It remains to be seen whether I have energy or brains." J"hree hours Eleanor spent upon her sign, a background of dark-green moss, "Jleal Homespun" lettered in German text, materials delicate grasses crys tallized In alum, the effect pretty and graceful, the sign broad crescent shaped and wreathed In holly leaves and berries, made a novel and attract -?e "shingle," as Eleanor called it . At any rate it will contrive to tell the public "that bread and buns are sold within, and now for my baking." Nearly all her scanty means was in rested In flour, molasses, sugar and materials needed. An afternoon's hard work, and her "stock" was ready. "This very night I'll put up my shingle and arrange my wares. Won't there be some dazzled eyes in the morning? Just think what the stately Misses Wray have come to," mimicked Elea nor as she laughed a little hysterically, or so It sounded to Nettle. A large wooden bread tray wreathed In ground pine, filled with crisp ginger-snaps reposing upon snowy nap kins, bail the center and most honored place, upon each side pretty china fnilt dishes of lady's fingers sst. A great blue china pis i ter that had held for generations past the Wray's Thanks giving turkey held the "twisters," as Eleanor railed them, while squares of ginger-bread In china platf were placed promiscuously. "The 4a ns and cream biscuit must be frasb and go in to-morrow morning. Now for ma ahlngte." and she fastened It securely. "It looks little and mean, and oar young friends will laugh, and likely rut v aoquain!artce, hot. really, Nettle, li was the only thing I coald think of." Tha Irst customer was Lawyer Curt, bacbrter. and said to be a Nttta to Va ImsImm. "Lot aaa ha to f eat gingerbread. gfasMa, Msg f"-!tx If CachtoCy Mflttt- 1 Hi I ! 'H-H1 ! -I- -I- -h -1- ! !' 't- lve than those my landlady serves me." No one came all the aftPiuoon. Elea nor was forced to hpar jests at licr expense liy some gay young friends, and her old escort, Charlie Leigh, passed with Bessie Carr, a pretty blonde, not noted for her Intellect, hut she was rich or her parents were, and Charlie was one of her admirers. It was hard for the refined, high-spirited girl to nir there, a bread and cake vender, lo be laughed at and scorned by those who had in palmier days con.-tcd her society. "Jamie" Brown's sharp eyes were taking in the town, and the uew "bake shop" caught his fancy. He had not had a good dinner, "mother" hail an acute attack of neuralgia, and he wasn't at all sure of a good supper. When he looked In the kitchen there sat Mrs. Brown swathed In shawls, and full of twinges of pain. "Jamie, you an' yer pap'll hev to do the best yuii can for supper, 'I've took bad again, with the pain." 'Can't I o to the new bakeshop of Mi.s Wray and get somethin'." "The bake shop. Miss Eleanor Wray do you mean?" asked Mrs. Brown, so much surprised as to almost forget the twinge. "Yes, Miss Wray. Gim'me pome money an' let me get bread an' cake." Jamie was a libera! buyer, his fath er like most blacksmiths possessed a good, healthy appetite, and whoever knew the small boy to not be hungry? "Proper goixl bread this, but it beats my time; Miss .Eleanor Wray got a bake shop," said the still dazed Mrs. Brown. Slowly the sales Increased. Real Homespun bread, cake and tans were lecoming popular, and orders were coming to the mending department. aim .eiuo mm more man sne count do, also took pupils in Kensington work. Together, the sisters earned bread and nutter for themselves and Herbie, and ofreti had jam with I), but expenses were a great deal, and the baking days were wearing Eleanor's strength away. She procured a strong girl to assist her, which lightened the toil very much, yet 'twas bard for her. Charlie Leigh's mother was to give a dinner party, and sighed for trained Wray and order the dinner, at least part of it, from her. She gives excel lent satisfaction in her line, and Ileal Homespun edibles are very popular now," said a friend. 'If it was not that old affair with Charles, I should not hesitate to ask her to do It, but a girl like Eleanor Wray " "Nonsense:" She advertises her wares and of course does not think of Charles now. Is he engaged to Bes sie?" "Yes, and we are delighted; It's on her account we are having this dinner party. I want It especially nice. believe I will write to Eleanor," and the note was written and dispatched, "Will I go, Nettie? Of course I shall, and mean to decorate the table in my best style, and get up the dinner in Keal Homespun style, with a little modern dash about It." "But they say it is given in honor of Charlie's engagement to Bessie Carr. It is an insult to ask It of you," said Nettie Indignantly. "Never mind, dear, let's not think any more about It," replied Eleanor, feigning a coolness and Indifference she did not feel. Carte blanche was given her, no ex pense was to be spared, and for days Eleanor with her assistants were busy preparing for the Leigh dinner. The eventful day came, and Eleanor went on with her work mechanically. In the parlor was Bessie Carr, the pet ted and honored- guest, the silvery laugh rang out merrily. Eleanor shiv ered when she thought of her own po sition, a common servant, when only a sliort time since Charlie Leigh had al most made her believe (not by words) that the Leigh home was not complete without her. How soon he had forgot ten her, and for Bessie Carr. Bravely she performed her task, lis tened to Mrs. Iflgh's praises of her skill and thanks for the "great favor," received the money due her. and went home. Bessie's laughter and the tink ling of the piano, all was painful to Iter and she was glad to leave it behind her.. "Here It Is. my wages," said Eleanor as she tossed the crisp hills Into Net tle's lay. a curious, burning sensation In hef oytlids, and a feverish glow non e.ien Mieek. "It. has been too much for you, dear." said Nettle with tender solicitude. 'No, it baa not and let me tell you atsiut It. The dinner was a success, everybody smiling and charming. Charlie was his usual delxmalr self, papa and mamma Ielgh were beam ing, while I. the caterer, and " "Eleanor, you are not well, you must rest." "Yes. I will. Nettle. I ran afford to shut up shop a few hours now," and she left Nettle alone. "Poor Eleanor. It was hard for her. I do believe that she ""red for Char lie Leigh, In spite of tier light-beam appearances." If Eleanor bad suffered through the night no traces were left neat morn lag. he was as tender toward the frail later and little brother, and aaag al most gleefully at her work. The "Real Homaspun" bakery boasts of a more splendid appearam now, Eleanor, a stately looking worn, an, yet sends out her buns and tarts. The mending department does not flourish, as Eleanor will not allow Nettie to exert ber feeble strength In such work. "Herbie." a pale, intellec tual, studious lad. Is the pride of both1 hearts. The poor little eres-eut "sign" gave place to a masterpiece of a needy but talented artist, while the plate glass windows display choice wedgewood ware, and willow patterned plates bold "twisters" much like those of old, and still retain the nutty flavor that made them so popular with the small boy and lxys of larger growth "who thought they "tasted Just like those grandmoth er used to make." Prosperous days have come to Eleanor, and happy ones, too. A busy life and well sjent one thus far has bvn Eleanor Wray's. The Housewife. JAMES J. HILL'S TWO SONS. They Take to Their Father's Line oi liualness nith Kate, The two' sons of J. J. Hill. "Jim" and "Lou," have knuckled down to work since their difys In Yale, and their father Is proud of their records as railroad men in the teu years since he set their respective noses to the grindstone. Both have risen to respon sible positions in the Great Northern system, and have shown themselves worthy of their resjxmsibiliiics with out what they used to call the "old man's pull." Youg "Jim" Ifil! made 'his lirst hit as a possible railroad magnate hen he was in college. In those salad days he was not a hard student, ami had several painful Interviews with an un sympathetic faculty at times. It does no barm In the light of his success .to record that a warning or Uvo were sent to the president of the Great Northern system, to the effect that more studi ous application was necessary on. the part of the undergraduate In question or his college career might be 'frosted. Summer vacation was near nt hand, and young "Jim" Ilill did not view with enthusiasm his probable reception at home. His father had taken the question too seriously for comfort, and had threatened a disastrous embargo on the vacation budget of expenses. A master stroke averted the crisis. A thesis was due in the Shellicld Sci entific school course, and one of the list of topics offered was "The Effect of Transportation Systems on the Growth of Cities." Young "Jim" Hill auiiouiicd, "Here is' where 1 save my life." He fors-iok his cheerful haunts for the university library. He dug out statistics by the ear load, and sought chiefly Information about the great Northwest He compiled and condens ed, and clipped and copied, and sweat ed, until the result was a thesis that showed in at least a dozen different conclusive ways that the safety of the solar system depended on railway de velopment, and that the Northwest, of all other parts of the Inhabited globe, had been developed by railroads, and the Great Northern system In par ticular. The thesis passed the faculty with flying colors, and was then carefully forwarded by registered mall, well ahead of the home-coming of the au thor. J. J. Hill was delighted. 'He slew the fatted calf and when "Young Jim" returned to New Haven in the fall he announced that he had had the summer of his life, and a chartered yacht as a token of parental esteem. "It was the hit of my life," said he. "Dad has me figured out as the wisest material for a railroad man that ever came down the track. 'Transportation and the Growth of Cities,' well, I guess. Couldn't have landed harder if I had studied every day since I was a freshman." Not long ago a classmate of the Hill tKiys asked their father while In New York how they were getting along. "You ought to see them," said Presi dent Hill, with a chuckle. "Why, Jim and Ixju are regular little old men these days." New York Mall and Ex press. , Him Style of Haircut. An elderly and rather Irritable gen tletnan entered a barlicr's parlor to have bis balr trimmed. All the seats were occupied. He was about to leave when a voluble operator persuasively remarked: "Ready in a minute, sir." Reassured, the customer at down, picked up a paper, and absently began to peruse It Meanwhile the bar!er ex hibited an extraordinary Ioqaelousness, discussing the merits of race horses, the possibilities at Saratoga, and vari ous other subjects. Finally he Invit ingly offered the vacated chair to the old gentleman. "How would you like your hair cut?" the barber Inquired. "In perfect silence, please," was the curt and Ironical reply.-Philadelphia Public Idger. Deceived. Ethel -You say Algy has been heart lessly deceived by a young woman. Did she lead bin) on to think that sbs loved llllll? May-Oli, no. She led him on to be lieve that she didn't care a rap for him, and then when he carelessly pro posed accepted libit on the spot 1 tea Mr looklng lor Work. Gritty George Lady, I hear dat yet enekoo clock is out of order, The Lady-What of that? Gritty George-Well, I Just want to say dat I'll sit around an' do de cuckoo In' every hour fcr me board and lodg Id'. I'm always wlllln' to work. Phil, adelpbla Press. Conscientious reformer Anally coma to the conclusion that reform If impos sible. Help Is often only another aama for laterference. RUSSELL SAGE TELLS 101NG MEN HOW 10 BE SIC CISSNJL Bussell Sage, the aged tiuaiiclor, in a very able article printed In New York, defines the secret of his success and tells yoiini men how to succeed. He Bifys: "A young man to succeed must necessarily have a definite- Idea of wbt he wants to do, and i..ust con tinually keep it In-fore h's mind. He must work as hard as he can to ac complish it. and must not be dismayed or turu from h s course by discourage ments. What measure of success may have 1 en-- reached Us -jiiy long-life has been due almost entirely to these four things. "1 have been a very busy man for almost .seventy years, and 1 am ab solutely convinced that a young man who makes up his mind to succeed almost Invariably will do so. if he Is made of the right material and concentrates all his efforts with the one purpose In view. "I have one sincere word of advice for any young man who desires to succeed and it is this: That under no clrcumslances should he yield to the temptation of gambling' In stocks. Now. I do not mean by this that he should never seek success through the medium of speculation, but. rather, that he should always observe some business method In all his dealings. i When sound, good-paying stocks are low tie might do well to buy them as an investment only, but not other wise. The fever of speculation has been the ruin of thousands of young men and the wreck of many fortunes, and It will continue to cast wrecks by the wayside as long as most of us are mad to get rich quickly. "A young man who really and earn estly desires to succeed should never waste any time In dissipation. He should, of course, allow himself the necessary amount of recreation and rest and he should try to live a healthy, regular life., He should try to acquire regular habits that Is, sleep and eat at the same hours each day and night so as to keep in perfect physical health. Then he should make a rule each week to put by a certain amount of his earnings and acquire the habit of saving. There are very few men who are not able to make a dollar, but the making of a dollar Is not the most Imiortant thing. It la far more Important to know bow to save it "All a young man has to do is to work hard and save money. That 'may sound very easy, but it Is the main point. It is not saving alone that counts; It Is knowing how to save. No one should stint himself of anything really needful. The fault of most of our young men of to-day Is that they do not stick close enough to business. The man who always tries to get off as easy as pofslble, and when working for others does as little as possible for the wages be receives, will never get ahead and never amount to anything in life. . "Every young man should through all bis business career constantly keep In mind the parable of the faithful servant In the nineteenth chapter of St. Luke and the reward given to him: 'Because thou hast been faithful in a very little have thou authority over ten cities.'" Mr. Sage Is In good health, goes regularly to his office each day and looks after bis many Interests as close ly as be did ten years ago. THINGS YOU MAY NOT DO. , An Kar Thins to Hrenb the Law and (Hill Mean No Krll. Even in a free country such as this there are things that one may not own or have in his or her possession, how ever Innocent may be the Inb-nt Pos session frequently may nit an 'bgnl entanglement slid State or National Government must be reckoned with. For Instance, a garden full of Cana da thistles Is calculated to make a deal of trouble for the owner of the ground, even though he may not know a Canada thistle from a currant bush. These thistles are persona non grata n the United States generally and a substantial flue awaits the " person who allows the weed to grow upon ground under his control. It Is not a good thing for the citizen to make a collection of burglars' tools, however scientific may lie his study of the criminal classes, for In the mere possession of them the law concedes that the bolder has ulterior motives regarding tnetn. At any rate It T anlres a good round sum to make sucb ' a collection, as frequently a single tool ont of a kit may cost $25. If some burglar should bo scared out of your bouse, leaving his kit or any portion of It, aafe place In which to put It la the nearest police station. ; The United States Uovernmrnt will make trouble for you If jou bar nay portions of a brewing or distilling plant. Beer rata and dlsttlllag kettle may not be used for sny other pur pose than brew and distilling, and if a pertsoa should go only ao far as to make a biithtnh out of one or the other of them he would be Incurrins the displeasure of his government Possession of counterfeit money Is a felony. It is presumed that a man, woman or child should be able to de termine whether a coin or bill Is gen uine, and the attempt to pass it may be followed by extreme consequences. if you should be at a country rail road station and see a mail pouch lying on a rail, where the incoming train would cut It In two, you would better let il i'e Touching a pouch of United States me !1 with even a "foot is a technical crime, and It Is alto-1 getlier owing to the disposition of the1 postmaster and the United States mar shal of the district how much trouble may be made for you. t Altogether the postal department has some stringent regulations. If you receive a Fetter from a friend on which the stamp is not canceled It I agnlnst a specific statute for you to pluck off the stamp and use It again. There are several kinds of vigorous language which you cannot transmit! by leitir. While one may not touch a mail pouch, it is different with a letter which a carrier has delivered at the address on the envelope. Dropping the Utter at the place marked, the car rier absolves his government from any oilier responsibility, ami if aft-r the letter has been delivered another per son takPS It and opens It there Is no recourse through the I'ostotfice lie pari incut. Carrying cone nk-d (badly weapons almost universally is against the pro visions of both State statutes and city ordinances. In this connect ion them Is a queer fact concerning the carry ing of a revolver In some places. If a man has one In his pocktt and U arrtsted Incidentally on suspicion baj was locked up and assessed the usual fine: If he chances to be carrying ona and Is attacked by thugs he may usa the weapon, killing one or two of hi assailants, and not even be arrested. THE SPEAKERSHIP. Some Facte About the Position Which Reed and Hen lemon Qut Among the earliest duties which wilt d.-volve upon the recently elect ed members of the Fifty-eighth Con gress will be the choice of a speaker, and present Indications make It prob able that the speaker will be chosen from the West. The speaker of the Klfty-sevenin Congress, David B. Hend.win, was the lirst to be chosen from the terri tory west of the Mississippi. The first speaker was V. A. Mub- leubuig of Pennsylvania. The post oj speaker was held In the Twenty-fourth and Twenty-Ufth Congresses by Jamei K. Polk, afterwards President. Speakers of the House of Represen tatives who have been candidates fol President are unmirous and lncludi Henry Clay, John Bell and James G, Blaine. Schuyler Colfax, after having been speaker, waa Vice President ol the United States. The old st surviving speaker Is Ga lusha A. Grow, born in 1S21, ant speaker from isi;i to ls'i.1. The lust Democratic speaker, Charlei F. Crisp, was u native of Englaml, One surviving spmker, John G. Cap lisle, though elected Represelitathl In Kentucky, is now a resident of thi City of New York. There has never be n a speaker from the Puclflc coast, and it is a somewhat curious circumstance that Ohio though pre-eminent In marly all othe political olllces. h.is had in lhe coun, try's history but one speaker, John W, Kelfer, who served only a single term. The State of New York has had ni speaker since the close of the Nlne teenth Congress in 1SU7, though New Y'ork has been during the whole ol that p-rlod the most populous SUti and the one having the largest Con. gressloual representation. The speaker of the Fifty-eighth Congress when chosen will preside over a larger number of members ol Congress tftan any of bis predeces sors, the total membership of the next House being 31. Tbey Are Knowing IllrtU. "The sparrow Is certainly a know ing bird," said a man who Is employed at the Clrurd Point grain elevators. "He can figure out a 4hlng for him self In a way that is astonishing. Down around the elevators there ara thousands of them who feed on tho grains of wheat that fall U the ground but recently we haven't been getting any wheat. In fact, for some tlmij past we haven't been handling any thing but corn. "Now. a kernel of com Is rather to Jther toi low, Uoi of t heni large for a sparrow to swallow Just the same I watched a lot picking up tho kernels the other da 4 and what do jou suppose they did wltl them? You will hardly believe mo when I tell you. but It's gospel truth. Each sparrow flew over to the railroad and carefully deposited his kernel of corn on the rail. Then they mi hopped around and chattered until a shifting engine came along. After It had pass- ed the corn was ground into meal and the sparrows ate It. Don't tell me a sparrow hasn't any bra Ins." Phila delphia Record. Null In If. "So Graphter Is out of politics now.') "Nonsense! Who told von thaiv "He did. lie told me to-day that be1 doesn't take any stock In politics nowsj dsys." "Kiactly. Moat of the stock be took) proved worthless. lie bolds out for that long green now." Philadelphia I'resi -,a vi wwi, win- Ma ayar K. Dr. Lyman Ablwtt is now at wort in a biography of Henry Ward Beech- Thin paper editions of standard sorks, bound in limp leather, are rowing in favor with English pub dsbers. , The Lothrop-JMiblisbkig Company la mes Irving Bacheller's third novel, "Darrel of the Blessed Isles." It deals s-ith life In the north before the war. 8. It. Crockett's latest story. "Strong JLic," is a tale of lire on the moors of kotland. with a later shifting of icene to Spain during the peninsula war. E. P. Dutton & Co. have just pub lished the new lunik on "Italy and the Italians," by Edward Hutton. whose "studies in the Lives of the Saints" ...... iili-riii.l,- ..,.,.1.. r.ii.i.l.1,1 esoiimnnt J. II .IM-.OI.I lll.OI- lu i i.i- ......... .... , The Seriluiers announce"a novel by Frances Powell entitled "The House on the Hudson." This maiden work of new writer is described as "blending the characteristics of a detective story with those of a passionate and force ful (Ira ma of love." ' .Mary f'alhi-iine Crowley, the' au thor of "The Heroine of the Strait," a ' romance of Detroit in the time of Fun liac, has writ fen another novel with its scenes laid in that Interesting sec t.ou. but with tin- war of lsi'JI for tho historical background. Richard Badger, will issue the only adequate rendering obtainable of Tainihauser," the romance upon which Wagner's most famous opera Is based, !t being translated in a bold and spirit ed manner from the original German by Charles ft. Kendall. Miss Ottilie Liljencranlz, the author of "The Thrall of I.eif the Lucky," ... . , ... ..i i lias w l inen niioiiiei- 11110111-41 110 ci. Till- time she has chosen the period of the Danish conquest of Britain forV her theme and has decided to call the tale "The Ward of King Canute."; -It will be published at an early date by A. C. McClurg & Co. MeCiure, Phillips Jt Co. announce "The Blue Goose," by Frank I. Na son, author of "To the End of the 'Trail." It is a story of mines and min ers In the gold regions of the Itockies. Since Bret Hnrte wrote of the "Forty NIners" in California and along t! transcontinental trail the mining world lias completely changed. , It will probably be a surprise to many to be told that Joseph Conrad, tho author of "Youth," Is not writing In his native tongue when he writes In English. Mr. Conrad Is. It seems, a Pole, and was born In a southern province or Poland. His father was a ,,.,tA1 vfttl, ftt.tl rirutt tt-lirt 1 1 111 JUL, l V.IL.V "l" I"" M " -J- r patriotic review at Warsaw. Q "Konald Carnaquay, a Commercial Clergyman," a novel on the press for early Issue hy the Macmlllan Com- nan v. will tl ml munv readers. 1 ue . never-failing humor and pathos of a pastor's relations with his congrega tion. 'his trustees and some of the women of his "flock have been skillfully kindled by the author. Bradley GII tiuin. ' For the last twenty years hardly a spring has gone by that has not wel comed a new volume of short stories from the pen of Bret Ilarte. His death last May brought many expressions of regret that this annual contribution to good Oct Ion could no longer go on. Mr. Jlarte's literary executors have found, however, that he left material ready for one more book, which will he pub lished under the title of "Trent's Trust." It contains seven stories. In which some of the favorite characters lave one more word to say. iilrds and Commerce. The fact that the government of Inv dla has Just decided that no more bird kkins and pluraage shall be exported gives satisfaction to bird lovers every where. The reason given for the gov ernment's decision Is that, ow lug to tha jwbolcKnle destruction of birds, destruc tive Insects haf'e It nil lhelr own way, and crops In India have suffered alarm ingly from this cause. The feather trade Is an Important part of the commerce of London, as any one who has seen the London and India Docks warehouse during a fealher sale can realize. The supply from India alone is enormous. Picture veritable mountains of the feathers of the green parrot, which Is a favorite with the plumfisser on ac count of Its adaptability. Green, shim jncring hills of millions of feathers that Inot long ago were the proud possession hf the gleaming denlr.ens of the Indian woodlands, and through the glorious green a shimmer of scarlet, that Ix-nu-tiful red vhlch. for a brilliance, Is not surpassed anywhere In nature. The effect of slopping (his trade meaus greater prosperlly for lhe ostrich fanners In South Africa, nud possible legislative action n lo the destruction of bird In (he south of Europe. The Ileal ( aiaeiroph. "My dear!" said a frightened hua band in the middle of lhe night, shak ing bis wife, "where did you put that bottle of strychnine V ..- , "On the shelf next (a the pepper mint." . "Ob. Iird!" be groaned, "I've swal lowed let" 1 "Well, far goodness sake," whlsparad bis wife, "keen nulls or t-oa'll wmhm (he boy. -Philadelphia Ledger, If a woman makes really good braad, be sbonld keep tb fact a svcraVar tha other woman wU feata bar. 1 1 ' i'" I 5.-V , t