Ttt Harmon Pre-Jjurnai
C. O. BOB KB, FKOPR1BTOB
AM.ISOH,
NEBRASKA
Thirteen new men sit in the United
States Senate. Is the hoodoo upon tiie
Senate or upon the country?
Dr. Parkhurst bad better take a
tight grip on what religion be bas if
be la going to run a newspaper.
Probably some men are unable to
ftaod upon their dignity because their
feet are larger than their dignity.
Some men are so suspicious that tbey
always feel for their pocket book when
ever their wires are kind to them.
President Francis must have bad an
unusually fine line of stories to keep
the kaiser listening for fifty minutes
Mr. Marconi is beginning to insti
tute suits for infringements on his
patents. There ought to be something
In that
It Is a mortification after being away
from home for a considerable time to
be compelled to introduce the subject
"t latlmaXe friends.
An authority on words says that
"mamywhere" Is correct. Just drop It in
nywhere to show that your conver
sation is up to date.
' From the investigations of the New
York department of taxes and assess
ments it appears that Gotham is not
t city of millionaires.
Since Grover Cleveland has praised
him, Henry Ward Beecber must occu
py a pretty low place In the estimation
of Colonels Bryan and Wattetson.
France has freak legislators, too.
One of them has just evolved a bill to
tax torn cats because they wantonly
destroy the song birds In the parks.
, , The Duluth man who goes up and
flown pulling people's teeth against
their will should not be too harshly
condemned. That Is not so bad as
pulling people's legs.
Dr. George Sauerwein, a German
philologist, writes peotry In thirty
tgbt different languages. Dr. Sauer
wein may as well be given, up. Ills is
evidently an incurable case.
Since a great many society ladies find
that they cannot belong to the order
af Daughters of the Revolution, let
them get up a new organization of
"Mothers of the Next War."
A Texas man would place a tax
en the Impecunious nobles who come
to this country looking for wives. But
Inst what punishment would that be
to the nobles? The unfortunate girls
would have to pay the tax.
The Austrian archduke who gave up
his title and hereditary claims a few
weeks ago in order to elope with a
music hall singer has been deserted by
the latter. Without his title and for
tune he probably seemed like a differ
ent mari to her.
f '
Is there to be no disconnection from
tare on land or water? Ships go down
to the sea only to be called up inces
santly with telegrams. Now tbe rail
road flyer Is to be fitted with a wire
less apparatus and even flight is not
to be unbroken rest
i
Instead of oats, they are feeding hay
sweetened with molasses to work
horses In New Tork, because the
bones, when standing In harness at
boob, do Hot chew their oats prop
erly. A Tetertnary surgeon says there
la more nutriment In molasses than in
oats, and that It la a better food for
horecs. It la only in recent years that
the food Taint of engmr has been un
tei stood.
An BnfMtnmaa fives his impres
sions of Boston la the New York Inde
pendent uo toarests that Bos tenia ns
need nerer hesitate to display Rero
fwtkmarv relics to their English friends
from any tsar lest those reminders
of national defeats may awaken pain
ful feelings. He says his countrymen
are hardened to that sort of thing,
for they cannot even cross tbe Eng
lish Channel without remembering that
Calais was a British possession for cen
turies. 1 Qulntin Bogs, the founder of one
f the largest trade-schools for young
bmd aad women la the world, who
Atad recently, said la discussing college
. BtBlrt wheat ob a visit to Chiago
la 1901. Tito op at ay left hand all
tbt brokea BsQar bones, fractured
Sasbfl and saralaed wrists that have
retorted freta football scrimmages.
and at say rlafct lot me put all the
today wtbobb and physical degener
Mat that evra thtlr wtahntes to notb
bbc aln flat tack of proper exercise,
ad ro taB tva that year pile of foot-
bararlet wO Mok like a atolo-
aad ay grata; at waakllage will
tfca BMOjaiBta." Be knew that the
rha hava aoao tht work of the
warti hava. wKfe faw axeapttoaa. bad
BtraBC vUui'tta Malta, bmmo bo or
iesobyoBarcawaftkorlghtklnd.
tttfoa m ttf Ca XZM, "Mhsn art
tan ta CT At a Mat raeapdoa
- M C Cft Mttr Kvv Tee to
C Cssf itswy Ea Er. Ey. at-
rr tv sc r.f-wm to Oft
v , 3 CzEry ff act torfcj
U-;;i lirn there. "When It comes tn
pull and prestige." he is a man without
a Sute. In bis own words: "I was
lrn ia Indiana, I grew up In Illinois,
I was educated In Rhode Island. 1
learned my law In Springfield, my pol-
j i'ics in Washington, my diplomacy in
i Europe. Asia and Africa. I have a
farm in New ' Hampshire, and desk-
room in the District of Columbia. Tbe
first ancestors of whom I ever heard
were a Scotchman who was half-Eng-
hish and a German woman who was
half-French. My mother was from
New England, and my father from the
South. In this bewilderment of origin
and experience, I can only put on
an aspect of humility In any gath
ering of favorite sons, and confess I
am nothing but an American!"
It will be a dull world If the tlm
ever corus when women sre too busy
to b? pleasant. "Is your wife enter
taining this winter?" said one man to
another. "Not veryl" replied his witty)
if disconsolate friend. Under the bril
liant repartee lice a melancholy confes
sion. ' Unh:ippy the busy man whosq
wife is not -entrtaining" this winter
and all the winters! The empty-head
cd woman Is certainly a trial Sua
frrnw leea C,'!!in!yll pvf ry ycar I$nt
her place Is too often taken by the win
man with head and heart filled to oveH
Awing whh the problems of m deiri
life, and she may not be much mom
skillful th:in her sJly sis.er in dealing
with the every -day needs of husban 1
and children. A tired docior, crniing
home from fourteen hours of tussli
wlih a typhoid-fever epidemic, cann ot
be refreshed by conversation on civil
reform or on the enrichment of thi
high-school course, or even on the laN
et German theory of the Homeric nuJ
th rship. If he is not heartened wisely
for bis next day's work bn Is too likely
to become himself a victim of the di .
ease, and he may well have as his ep
taph at the hands of his inconsiderate,
wife, "At rest till we meet again!'
Intellectual grasp and moral enthusi
asm are glori v.s possessions for any
woman. But there are others not to b
despised by her, and one of the chief
of them Is the power of being amut
ing.
The case of the man Knapp, recently
arrested for murder. Is one for tbi
study of criminologists as we'l as o!
psychologists. He has confessed to
having murdered five women and glr'.s.
each crime having been accompanied
by shocking cruelty, and he may N
guilty of others not confessed. Of
course the man is a monster, a degen
erate of tbe worst type, but the quv
tlon Is, what made bim so? Was It
heredity or environment? Was he born
with an Irresistible tendency to crlnn
or was it first implanted and then nur.
tured In him by environments? Is b
himself wholly responsible for . bis
shocking degeneracy or are bis ances
tors and society responsible for it In
any dree? Could he have become a
decent man under any clrcumstanc. I
or was he predestined to a life of horri
ble crimps? No amount of speculation
can solve the mystery. We know tl.at
herrdity and environment are the mas
ter Influences of the organic and art
mal world. They have made all of in
what we are and are still ceaselessly
playing upon all our lives, but wbicli
cne exerts the dominating InfluPiies
none can tell. Tbe criminologist wllj
not lind anything in this rase to n-is
port the theory that punishment pre
vents crime or reforms crimina's.
Knapp had served time tn four peni
tentiaries, terms of considerable length,
and yet In each Instance he returned
to crime as soon as he wag released
No doubt some criminals are improved
by punishment and a few are reformed,
but the germ of reformation was la
them at the beginn ng. Mrst confirm
ed criminals are beyond the power l
reformation. This man never shoull
hare been Ilbersted after bis first crime
Releasing him from prison was simp'y
turning loose upon society a monstn
to commit the mofft horrible crimes. II
society could have known the true sit
nation It would have been justified lo
imprisoning him for life. His punish
ment In erery instance was a rarce,
He was tried, convicted and sentenced
ith all tbe solemn dignity of tbe law.
but it was time aDd money thrown
away except that during the period
his Imprisonment he could not pre
upm society. The whole scheme t
punishment In this mans rase was
dismal failure, and tbe question recuri
mar It not be so in many cases? So
ciety does not seem to have got at thi
root of the matter.
A l.m er ttac as at.
Be Tm amid once yoa loved m
tbaa anything etee ia tka world,
Caa-Bot that, my dear, waa baforl
I fotzad tndtv
araw fraai V
t9 n ten t PHr3,tn It tT3
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JUDICIAL DECISIONS
Substantial damages are held. In
Western 1'. Teleg. Co. vs. Church
(Ntb.i. L. It. A. IK."), to be recover
able for a breach of contract to trans
mit promptly a telegram which tbe
company knew to be addressed to a
physician, directing bim to come to the
sender's house at once.
A contract with a foreign insurance
company made In another State, In
which It is valid, but in .direct viola
tion of the laws of the State in which
the property i situated and lbe In
sured resides, is held. In Swing vs.
Muss'.-s !l":'..!, ."S L. K. A. 223, not to
be enforceable in the latter S;ate. j
A ihiim'nrlsing out of an illegal
transaction 1 held. In Singleton vs.;
Benton iGa.i, ,'.H I,. H. A. 1M, not 10
be a legitimate subject-matter for sub
mission to arbitrators, and nn award
founded i hereon is held to be a meie
nullity. With this case Is a note as to
effect of ward upon claim arising out
jof illegal transaction.
' Ad clectri'' light company Is held, in
Snell vs. (iin.on Electric I.l-ht. II. & P.
jCoiupany (111., .",S I,. It. A. 24, to hnvt
no right to make payment for a trans-
ornior a condition of furnishing elec
tricity to one whose building is win d
by a third person, where it furnisln s
transformers free of charge for build
ings wired by Itself.
A statute giving the right to an ex
ecution for the unpaid balance of a
judgment against a non-resident us to
whom jurisdiction Is obtained only by
attachment and publication, after ex-
tiausllng the property attached, Is held,
In Kemper-Thomas Paper Company vs.
Shyer (Tenn.), .',8 h. 11. A. 173, to be
void as In violation of the due procesi
clause of the federal constitution.
In Reindl vs. Heath, 01 N. W. 734, It
appeared that the defendants contract
ed to deliver a certain numlK-r of log!
,to be sawed by the plaintiffs, and the
plaintiffs agreed to saw for no otbei
parties during the season. Tbe Su
preme Court of Wisconsin holds that
the fact that the plaintiffs sawed fot
other parties during the season, sncb
sawing not Interfering, however, wltb
their work for the defendants, did net
Justify the defendants in refusing fur-
tber delivery of logs, it being merely
the breach of an Independent stipula
tion. Compare Proprietors vs. Hovey,
21, Tick. 437, and Tipton vs. Feitner,
20 N. Y. 425.
An lmlorscnjent.'.m a bill of lading
of the linnl destination of freight ten
dered for transportation, which is be
yond tbe termination of the carrier'i
liine, unci a supination mat. u snail gc
on fastest passenger truln service," b
held, in Taffe vs. Oregon Railway A
Navigation Company (Ore.), 08 L. R
A. 387, not to render the carrier liable
for carriage to destination, but oniy
to deliver tbe freight to the connect
ing carrier, where the bill of lading ex
pressly states that the carrier will not
be liable for losses beyond its own lint
and tbe blank for destination in tbi
body of the contract is left unfilled, la
accordance with an express dlrectios
that it shall not be filled by a point
"not on tbe lines of this system."
Knew tbe Ileal Thin.
'I was in Iondon a few years ag
with a northern Michigan resident,
raid a Detrolter the other day, "and
we had many a laugh over the Englisi
fop as he minced his way up and dowi
Piccadilly of an evening. At lengtk
my friend, whose years had not gives
bim any sedateness, rigged blmsell
out as a parader. He had tbe clothes,
the bat, the cane, the eyeglass and tht
Jiangaroo gait and off be went I could
see nothing lacking In 'Coolly,' but
here must haf been somethlni
.wrong, as be bad not gone far whs
a policeman stopped him and said;
j " 'Come, now, but you must let up o
this.'
"'S 0,' drawled my friend as b
looked Bobby up and down.
" 'Yes, you'd better get off.'
" 'But wby shouHl I, ye knaw?
" 'Because you are making yourself 1
bobject of ridicule and ridicule is neil
to misdemeanor.'
" 'If I am a bobject of ridicule tbea
what do you say of that thing? asked
my friend as ie pointed to a dudi
ahead of bim.
"That? Wby, he's no bobject ol
ridicule.'
" 'What Is be a bobject of r
' 'He's a bobject of tbe son of a lord
and worth 20.000 a rear, aad if rot
don't get boff the street la five minutes
my bobject will be to take you In.' "
Aims t Amea!
"The day laa't far distant when tht
Id the flying machine will look
down upon tbe aotomoblllst," said tbt
DiVDbetle aooL
"And tot ns hope, too," replied tM
rear nadeatrlaa, "that bell fall dowi
en blm."-PbUadJpbla Preas.
1 How may Don's apeak.
Oe Tea, Obarlle aakaa me
kts rsJesrUaa.
to tM
OMta-ladaaal Why. I tbougbl
-estaler had warn oat of
Pafladelphlo BaBttta.
- M to oaator to talk Vat a fool thaa
It hi aot to ha oaa.
BACKACHE.
Backache is a forerunner and
one of the most common symp
toms of kidney trouble and
womb displacement.
HEAD ' 3 BDLLMA'i'S EXPERIENCE.
Sj-.i .'.me ago 1 was in a very
weak cuuililion, my work made me
nervous a;;d my hrck ached frightfully
all the time, and I had terrible hefcd-aclici-
My u-.'.-.ber pot a 1hu! of I.ydi.i
K. r'iiiltl.um'H VKtaWe lum-
IHMIild. for me, and it seemed to
sirengthcn my hnr-U and help me at
onc, and I uid Liot get so tired an
be? ire. I continued to tnke it, anu it
brought health and strength to me,
and 1 want to t'.iank you for tiio
(rood it has done we." Ml! K.ATK
IOii.I.vax, 142nd f;t. A. Wales Ave.,
New York Cit; -f',Y0f.,rfelHf(!rlqinalrf
BiWK IttlV prwii'il cannot fcf p04ttrf.
Lydia I. I'mUlium's Vegetable
Compound cures' because it in
the greatest known remedy for
kidney and womb troubles.
Every woman who is puzzled
about her condition should write
to Mrs. IMnkham at Lynn, Mass,
and tell her all.
PUTS AM FADELESS DYES vM
but 10 cents per pact? age.
Auk Your Kealer fnr Allen'n Font Eir,
A powder to shake into your hoe. It
rehts Hit! feet. Cures 'onm, Huuions,
Swollen. Sore, Hot, Callous, Aching,
SwuiititiL- feet and Ingrowing Nails.
Allen's Knot Knse makes new or tight
shoes asy. Sold by all drucist nl
!' stored. 2Tx Sample mailed KHEK.
Addre Alien S. Olmsted. I At Iloj. . 1.
When you see aDy one get mad.
doesn't it lead you to vow you will
never lose your teoipei?
Very soon after a boy bas finished
cutting bis teeth, he uel&s to us:
tbe rlub ever bis mother that If she
doesl't yield to his wishes, he win
leitc home, and instead or ttiiinir
blm to leave, she weakly submits 10
bis tyHncy. Ad Atchison biy. tie
neighbors say, bas everything his
. . . 11 j . 11 11 V . ..
own way. "if you oun 1 uo 11. ire
will say. "I will leave home." If he
left, he would sooo b2 back, and be
more appreciative of bis pucnts, bat
his mollier is tini:ilD4 to face the
oidcal of a separation. Tbe boy who
threatens to leave home is a cteatT
.rant than the sixteeo year-old
princess, but mothers do not com
plain of ns and no one ever finds it
out.
Feels Younger and Stronger. ,
Festus, Mo., May 4, Mr. January
Lilly, a highly respected old gen
tleman, aged 70, and whose home is in
Festus, says: (
"For many years I was falling in
health. My kidneys were weak and
gave me no end of trouble. I bad pains
in my back and hips so bad that I
could not sit up straight without
bracing my back, and could not sit only
a few minutes in any one position.
'I bad to get up during every nlsht
very freruetitty to relieve myself.
"Our doctor said I bad Kidney and
Bladder Inflammation. I have suffered
for over five years Ib this way, always
worse at night
'I could get no relief and was get
ting worse till I used Dodd's Kidney
Pills.
"After 1 bad used a few boxes of
this remedy I felt stronger and better
thsn I have for years and yesrs. My
pains all left me and I can rest and
sleep.
Erery oM man or woman woe reeis
as I felt raeuld use Doaa s Kidney
Pills snfl I am sure they will not be
disappointed. They brought me out
wonderfully.
if
Thara I rvo aatlaf action koanor
than baro dry and comfortatla
whan eat bt tho hardatt atorm. .
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FROM A "PROBLEM" NOVEL.
teen la the Conervatorjr-Torn lie-
twist Love and 1iiIt.
A step was beard up n the onyx floor
f the palace.
Su-b! me boosban' res cimeeng!"
whispered lovely Lady Sorreutin a de
Lake View, struggling wiakly In lb"!
Cei y anus of L rd Clairinount de Mon
teiville. I lure you! I love you'." bnrningly
hissed Clairmount, the heir to Oakd-tle
tiilli ms, according to the Flttsburg Uis
a:ch. His curly hair waved about his fair
bead like a shimmering halo wrought
of silken siarbeanis.
The woman stood, trembling, be auti
fully, like a frightened doe at the edge
tf the forest.
"Ting-tank, ting tank, ting tank!" re
cioi sit ssly purled the little clock In
the cot servat ry the timepiece of the
B iwerets.
"Ah, (icermint, Cleernilnt!" came the
rich Trench whisper, "you know not
what you do. I In dnngire am! '
She thought of her drunken husband,
who at this moment might be Icnv 114
the ballroom if, Indeed, he were not
da: cli:g a minuet with that wars,' K11
rlNh girl, whom she billed. Kvery del
lea. e fiber In ihe womnu's body revolt
ed nt the thought of her husband pay
ing attentions to that violet-eyed m nv,
while she would she fltc with th 8
b aut if ill b y to bis llh overiookLr,'
Adriatic? A thousand t; niiilntions
thousnn I wrongs, the endless and un-
appy v.stas or tier jast sno; inning 1
r mind in the twinkling of a start.
bad T! served her beauty through
all. What a nnservfition! Kir
iiiaiiKod triumphed.
Helease me, my fren'," she sad. wit It
eftlm grandeur, rising to a full height.
vlll vour lwtel seesder be forever!"
A step was heard upon the oynx floef
the palace.
it ees me hossban , the woman
nr inured, frigid with teiTor.
I-ord Clairmount released her hastily
is face, which the woman saw, wnl
s white as tnooi.btrs are.
"I fear no mortal luan!" be hissed,
usklly, remembi ring his military' irain-
g even In that dire extremity.
The s'cp wes heard once more.
Ah, be vlll lash me, vlt hees glove!'
the woman exclaimed In a paroxysm ol
error.
Lord Clairmount reached the window
safelr. "Mind you," be exclaimed, feei
ng in his pocket for a sword. "I flee
from no man, but absent myself thus
coolly lest the 'magazines of cl-ver.
ness' should hear of this!"
With these tremendous wonls bt
sprung through the window, taking th
casemfTit wltb him.
The woman stot d alone.
A step was hmrd upon the onyx fi x 1
tf the palace.
e-t44--4--M et4"
THE INITIO SIATES "IS."
The United States Is," or "the Uni
ted States are."
For years the contest has waged ai
i whether the third person sliigulni
resent Indicative of the verb to ic
tl,, ,nl,l tn, ii Hi-fi In connection with thl
noun "United States," or whether tbt
nrotHT form is not that of tbe pre nl
Indicative plural of the same verb.
The battle of the grammarians hai
not been without interest to the genera,
public; but now they may lay asidi
their arms and enjoy a truce, for th
Committee on lie vision of Laws bas. Is
reviewing tbe Federal statutes, decided
that "the United States Is." 1 be slngu
r oreaeait of the verb "to be" will
therefore, be used In the forthcomlni
edition of the revised statutes, ani
from the legal viewpoint "the Unite
States are" will cease to exist.
This change will, we take it, meel
with the approval of the people al
large. There Is something sublimely ex
prewdve in tbe phrase "the bnlte
States Ik," that cannot fall to be pleas
lng to a proud and patriotic people
;-Tbe United States is," no matter uo
or under what circumstances Un
phrase may be used. Is suggestive,
DromDtlng the query, "The Unites
States is what?"
To SBdeavor to answer this query li
too much for any single Individual
The United States Is" so much ol
everything that Is good to the eye, tbi
mind, tbe purse, and the physical well
being and mental equilibrium of clvlll
nation that to give details would he at
andUess task. Hence the value of thi
expressive and dignified singular pre
enf. It tells in two letters all that thi
people of the republic care to know
and many things that other people nev
er dreamed of.
"Tbe United States Is V
Well, "the United States Is" jus
whatever you please or whatever tin1
cltlBen please to make It, or whatever
other nations think It I not when the
are considering making open or scrrw
war against us, This bns been demon
strated so many times and oft In bnsi
nesa, flnsnee, industry, and at tht
bayonet'! point or man-of-war's proa
that we of tbe United States csn tali
tht slivfulsr prent Indicative, an'
with serene confidence say, whemerfj
controversy Involves us:
"Tbe United States Is It."
And wltb tbat the story Is told la I
kuifiiagfr all the people of tbe eart)
tan anderatand. Baltimore American
ngarettia Uw Valid.
Tbt Supreme Court of Iowa hss ds
Idad that tbe law levying tai o
00 a rear on cigarette dealers t
etmatltntlonsl and valid. The court de
dares virtually that the subterfuge
the "original package" rale It ta at
leapt at fraad, tad tht cigarette boa)
taaaot he thoe protected.
Da raa like "peealUr" aaaf
The old. ii!Trtab! vlrto el 2
I St. Jacobs Oil
trail!! It the kini cure for
Sprains
and
Bruises
Price, 25c. and SOc
WESTERN
Canada
l AttrantlDB mrtr attenfton thmt
ufij otijer Jmrict lo 1 woild.
"TIIK .UMHV OF THE WOULD."
tiik la sit or srNsiiixr."
Tk NAT! RALH-IUINO UtOl NBS for STOCK
Arm r,J -r Crap tn t i-I.9T.8 lim.
Vlld I. 1 U03-1 1 T.DKH.rul Hkl.
M.,., V ..I IM.ntllnl HiMn RntM.
tn uwuii:i1'u'ur'(iiirriH Hj.?mi
I . tiin
lmUof ) He Avrf Frr. 0 oti.f rbrp tMin ll
rnrr. f'lf-H to Cbutrbm. KcUool, elc.l Hftilifk.vUp
ftll m tlfl rlll rif-U.
K.ti'i tor AO r;d otlir lltmtar tv Hutir!n
tnlftnt f lu.Tixthin. Oil,., or to
W. V. H.nnMt. "1 Nw Y"'k J.lte ltd . Oinho, -.I.
th ft. h'triw-l n.l..n itnirHtftMTI Agnt.
Tiurt "ill tupplf ftu rttp urUUf jevlrif w:u'
I i
IN ITS AUVANCKI) and ehronle
form a cold ia the head ie known as
Nal Catarrh and ii the recognized
ourcf Ot Otller diseases. uhtiii huxmj
the test of continued successful use.
Kir's Cream Italm ie reeogniml a a
ijiecilic for niembrnnal diseases in the
liunal passages. It is not drying, does
not produce eiicening. Trice fiO cents nt
druggist or by mail. Kly Brothr, IA
Warren street. .New 1 ork.
(rive up prejudice nnd try It
Messrs. KLY BKOS.: I hsve been
iffiicted with catarrh for twenty years.
It made rae so weak I thought I hsd con
sumption. I tox one oome 01 r.iy s v,n?ein
Holin and in three dHjs the disrnsrge
topped. It is tbe best medians I hsr
used for catarrh.
Fit A N K E. KIAULbsniil.
Proherta, CaU
AKYONK cn eurt pleerit tonnpss si
borr.eyleMliiKl2S,l7; nocsplul rrquireai
nn csn'vsjwjng or copying lrtter; write toi rr
tlculsrs, incloae sttai p.
Aes.ieA8trrLTCo, Geneve, w. I.
(,.. KTMITHINIi S Y H U r I t eoi-o-
ren tee'hliiK, toltein ttie (turns, rwlarres lmfls-
mlou !)) . psm cnre colic, rnce zjd win
Notice Is served on men that
clever women everywhere are raising
great sums cf money for churches,
libraries, tiub rooms, etc . by start-
out on their own hook to earn
the tui.n'.y. There b mo nusnanu:
Why not organize un organization to
help husbands? If the women cannot
invent schemes for earning money, or
Lstving more, every man winconsmer
himself a snecial committee to give
hints and suggestions.
Speaklug of evolution: there is the
princess who was at one time a Lara
fuoted Rlrl. who carried her father's
dinner to him Id a pail.
Every bride gets pieces of china
imucg ner weuuirig guis umb iuo
?rofjra couldD't tell the use of tosav
bis ueck.
When a woman has poor luck with
her rake, the family aie allowed to
have all they want.
Answer to man conespondent: A
widow wears as deep mourning for a
had bustand as for good one. Then
,uay be more stars In a man's crown
if he was good but there will not ba
more em jn hs wile's mourning
vail.
It la the complaint of every mfithei
t hoys that ihecao't keep anything
god enougn ror company mine
hoi.se.
IN CONVENTION.
Teachers Iern hornet hlng Not la th
Class, Hooks,
A number of joiing wsitnen .Itendlnc
l Uichers' convention at Okbboios Aty
some time ago learned a valcable lestpn
in hygiene through a sister tesrter sn
says: "AIout a year sgo I ttad my flrst
Hack of poor health, and it seemed s
terrible thing to me. for 1 had shsays
been so well and strong. My stitmaek
distresu-d me terribly; it snemed nks
it was raw, especially sfter breakfast.
snrl It world tmrn anil hurt Die ao 1 eosfM
Bot r(1,t wn .ood oanrioced tka it
was caused by eedne driakiug aad at ths
rejiiest of a frkead 1 gav op coff and
begin to ose I'ostam Ooflee.
"The change la say saditla mas
onethmg msrvelaa. I had trtasvty
given o teaeba fcssan pasia jpy
nnsbls ts bh atj sssissfc tialK Vkt
I tmr9 j .it ,aM sb4 bjs4 p,
I troubles bav sHaawssawd sac
I
tone lo teaeabsg
"gome tiase aae 1
flea M Oktaaeeaa Oty tad i
have Peetaas at aiy
where there were eight
fit tther Vsseh-a.
I (seal eetee ftji
dM sake fce
fear of them eesMrfca
aeas. My taadiady dM aot aMhe e
PostM right, bat I shewed her hew tad
we all fonad H dehdeea. We esT 4$mk
h the rest of the that we wees titers aad
tbe yeaag Isdlet la fasottsa Ml arafa
oUbsittr tad aecla-ad that
were saaeh clearer far stair sad
teaetal health aiaah hays t id. 1 have
tf rea tan far thsrf."
hf reetaei t, SetW
sttakasa a eaavse-