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AKRLS05, - - XKRRASK
The hardest woman 10 please is the
ne who doesn't know what she wau;s.
It take a clever woman lo make the
atory of her aches and pnius in;. :vst
ins. The man who doesn't think he has
the smartest baby on earth has no
baby.
- -The matter of regulating the trusts
would be simplified greatly If all the
good trusts had strawberry marks.
J. Pierpont Morgan Is said to have
been very proficient in mathematics as
a schoolboy. And he has been figuring
ever since.
A woman at the head of the greatest
gun factories in the world will make
the former references to the timid and
gentle sex a trine uncalled for.
To become really popular the School
ot Duurcslic Arm and sciences sliou.it
teach how to Incorporate poison with
candy so as to avoid the detection.
A WMuan la the Potoffiee Depart
ment at Washington gave up her hus
baad rather than lose her job. Hus
bands eaa be obtained without a civil
service examination.
Take one young man with several
unnecessary, expensive habits, and
one yowkg woman who la lazy, careless
and wasteful, and we have a good rec
ipe for either continuous poverty or
speedy divorce.
A Kansas jury has established a
precedent which may have a bad ef
fect upon brutal husbands. A man
who had been arrested for beating his
wife was acquitted on the ground that
the wife deserved the whipping.
Qarnegie denies the report that he
Is going to give his little daughter a
$2,500,000 house. Ue says be doesn't
want the child to get a notion that she
tuts "great expectations." Still, it will
be; a wonder if somebody doesn't tell
her about it.
It is estimated that the postal cards
used in this country during the past
3'r would fill 177 freight -ttra. It
weald not be surprising if - ral cf
them got through without , .;; retd
except by the persons to whom they
were addressed.
Fate does not seem Inclined to re
spect the Salic law in Russia or in
Italy. Instead of providing male heirs
to the throne of the Czar and of the
Kmg, It has supplied Nicholas with
four daughters and ne'er a son, and re
cently It gave to Victor Emmanuel a
second daughter, when he would have
beeo delighted with an heir whom he
might have called the Prince of Rome.
Stone, wood, glass, brick and cinders
have been used for street pavements,
and now they are experimenting with
steel In New York. Two strips of
steel a foot wide have been laid down
In the middle of a street, for a distance
of a mile, for the use of heavy trucks,
and the advocates of this kind of sup
plementary paving believe that it will
be generally adopted for streets on
which there is much traffic. They point
to its successful use In Spain, where
a two-mile stretch of road from Va
lencia to Grao Is now kept In order for
little more than one-fifteenth of the
former expense.
What the Spanish authorities believe
to be the ashea of Christopher Colum
bia were deposited In a special mau
soleum In Seville last month. They
are tie ashea which were removed
from the cathedral In Santo Domingo
axtd taken to Havana after the Spanish
Ceded the Island In 1795. When Cuba
oeaaed to be Spanish territory the
ashes were carried to Spain. The peo
ple of Santo Domingo Insist that the
mains of Columbus still rest In their
cathedral, and that when, in the eigh
teenth century, the Spaniards removed
no sarcophagus, they took the one
Which contained the body of the eldest
son of the explorer. That their claim
la well founded was conclusively
Shown by F. A. Ober In aa account of
Us investigations into the subject for
the Columbian Exposition. Aside from
UM merits of the controversy, there is
onMtfelng tragic in the determination
of the Spanish in their progressive re
treat from their Americas empire to
fury back with them what they be
Beoe to be the body of the maa who
that empire to tbeai.
Bf we are to sterilise the south
ateeeo of telephones, every day, to kill
te bacteria and prevent lnXsetiee, aad
Eta scrub the door knobs every day
the mm reason, why not bo cou
rt tad aw ee scrubbing aad senib
ag vorythlnc with which wo come
lb iiiHrtT If those bacteria a. eat bo
' a day, why sot otioo
a minute f The ees-
aro apt to got la any
lot y body knows
moot bo sot only
but dlotUlod. We hare all eftea
that handshak-
t, 7 to dei
aad kissing deadly.
Li mt watch warwiag wo bava an duly
C" e swans. Mow, after hav
"7 trrf Mi ftrtawasl rsffalaed from
1 ttM awds It ud frssj the
J i-aiiaisaMs, K to bard to bo bv
ll t? Co taoesrlstoctots that wo
)r- to rssaiatary da
r"sm thing
foal Of oc
at drtaklnc t
t34
' " l O CX osl to &
Ling ami learn to lxik upon It as s
nutter of course Instead of a hardsLip.
i.iay not the microbes steal anotltei
tuarch upon us through the scrnh
brush? Maybe we shall have to ister
ilize the soap and then sterilize tu
sterilizer. Bacteriologists are Insatia
ble. They never know where to -stop.
But their demands, if fully acceded to,
would leave us no time to make a liv
ing. It would be scrub, scrub with us
all the time. And while -saving our
selves from death from microbes. w
would die of starvation. The fanner
Instead of plowing, would put in all
his time killing the microbes ou bb
plow handles; the butcher, instead oi
killing beef, would never cease to scom
hi knife and cleaver, and there waulil
be nothing produced to eat. This sorl
of thing may very easily be carried toe
far. The bacteriologists must I'-arn te
draw the line somewhere. We shal!
soon become as ridiculous as tho old
Salemltes In the days of witchcraft.
Since the first of V.XT2 nearly 30.00C
emigrants have moved from the Unit
ed States over into Canada. The Ca
nadlau Minister of the Interior estl
mates the land bought In Canada by
Americans at about 10,0O0,0o0 acres
This sounds big. and England Is stirred
up accordingly. The English Econom
ic Review treats it as a grave question
The Americanization of Canada at thiJ
rate is feared to be a matter of but
few years. All of which only Ulu
tratus the English ignorance of Cana
dian conditions. Ten million acres il
a lwt of land, but it does not seem s
much, compared with the 35,000,000 il
Manitoba, the 50,000,000 farther west
in Assiniboia, the C0.000.000 north si
Asslulbola in Saskatchewan, and th
00.000,000 west of both Assinlbola ioi
Saskatchewan, In Alberta. Here art
L'O&.OOO.OOO acres still oiien to settle
ment. There is plenty of room In tht
great Canadian wheat lands for all
corners. Of course. If the English and
Scotch do not eater upon these lauds,
the ever-alert American is bound to dt
so. The American land company now
has an option upon 2,000,000 acres is
Ontario. The article in the Engl is
Economic Review lays stress UKn th
fact that American emigrants go into
Canada thoroughly imbued with the
Monroe doctrine and determined to be
come the controlling political quantity
This, of course. Is merely nightmare.
Aa a matter of fact, few American
farmers of the class that are going tc
Canada know or care anything about
the Monroe doctrine. They are going
there to build homes, to develop thf
laud and to make money. None wouK
be so amazed as themselves to leart
that England is excited In the appre
hension that they are political agl
tators they who have more concert
for their crops than for all the poll
tics In the world. It is not a political
conquest of Canada by the American!
that England needs to fear. It is an
Industrial and commercial conquest.
ALARM TO WAKEN THE DEAF.
Of Course Ther Do Not Hear It, but
Slumber Take Its Flight.
An alarm clock for deaf mutes is th
novel invention of Elza CreUser, a deal
mute in the employ of the Washes
smelling plant, who resides at 15 Uircb
street, says the Anaconda Standard
IIov to awake at a certain hour ha
long been a problem among these un
fortunate people, and in Mr. Cretzer'i
invention the solution has been found
Of course, the ordinary alarm clock
has been useless. Mr. Cretzer, who ii
an Ingenious fellow. Is a water and
flume tender at the Washoe smelter
Ilis work necessitates his rising at ar
early hour in the morning, and as h
has no means of awakening he has lost
many days of work by being late. IU
accordingly set about Inventing an ap
paratus by which Ue could always b
on time.
The dropping of a pillow on th
sleeping person Is the awakening agent
and It Is operated so that the pillow
falls at the desired time. An ordinary
alarm clock is placed in a cigar boi
which fits It closely. It Is then nailed
to the wall at the bead of the bed. A
string connects the clapper of the alarm
clock with an ordinary spring mousi
trap fastened to the top of the cigai
box. By a system of small pulleys cnt
screw eyes a pillow Is fastened to thi
end of a string and pulled to the ceil
ing directly above the bed. An Ingen
ious arrangement connects the othei
end of the string to the mouse trap
The dock is set, and when the alarm
goes off the string attached to the licl
clapper springs the mouse trap and re
leases the pillow, which drops on tbt
persons sleeping in the bed beneath
"When It does not hit me It hits mj
wife," Mr. Cretzer wrote on a piece oi
paper, "and so I never miss a day anj
more."
Plocaro OaJlary or Stone Ago.
A picture gallery that dates from tt
stone age has been unearthed In a cav
era near Byalea, France. The pictures
which are all of prehistoric animals
ware not oaly rat In the rocks, aa b
usually tho case with such represents
tiona, bat were painted In several col
on, and gives some evidence of thi
artistic skill. There wore eighty pic
tores, of which forty nine ropresen
Maoaa of various kinds. Tho pigment
sod, which are shades of rod an
brown, save been found, on analysh
by Molaaaa. tho eminent French cheni
1st to bo ochres mixed with mlnuti
trafsata of transparent silica.
If 70. yawa when out la company
It tadkeatea that you are really la tuci
hi society that yoo haven'
abtai to fat to bod before mid
Bight la weak.
It ta tho averaco w
i't wail tha
aha to sttk
to craw
BEAUTY O PiflTY
Ancient and Modern Ideas on the Subject.
Time and Disease the Effacing Agents
of Beauty. What Has Science Done
to Restore the Lily and the Rose?
Rocrate ci'.'cd beauty a short-'lved
tvrsuiiv, V'.so a vi!. ire of nature.
Taeoetptus a u .i!i-fi.l prejudice,
Tliwp:tr.t.vif a s'l. n' !.e.-i", Csnivadi
a solimy kingdom. Hi uu-r a pl i-ieus
g ft cf l avnie, (ivi'i a favor f tlie
d 'd. AriHiiiile allirnu'd lhat beauty
was het'er i lun ll tue Ii'tteJs f recoiil
nieii.laii.nl In tin; World, nd ) t n-.ne
of theMS tli-iliiUtii-hcd aiithont'us has
left ih even a liiul of how beauty Is to
be. r;i-iu:iteit, -r ttie ravage of o''e
sml dKt-ae defied, lime soou blcmU
t!ie liiy and tiie rose iii'o the -a!lr -f
og;, dis-avf ilnt4 the fir face wi n
cutiine itit UisSgui-nuuua and cr'ni.-HM
th: Kom io noe iiu unsightly fi'i-lie,
moiti, if not ruvt, corrupt the sierv
of eves te 111. S' d 1 Jet heriuti!lil Uy
def.ieing tin cotnpli ilnii. ami f.il.i the
M-ti.tive soul Willi agony .ns'e;ik;il,ie.
It" sin h be ttie unhappy cme i .n of
om: nm umi witn Might oKl i b'eii-ln"-,
w hat must In- t(i') feeli. gs o; lli-e in
whom torturing h r.ior IuIm- for
years run riot, covering the skm with
scales aid sores and clmrging t'e
blood with p ilsOlloUS flemellls to
Ix-come a p:irt of the t-ysteia until
death? It is via to aiternpt to por
.ray Rurh sutT-rliig. Dca' h in nionv
eases might tie considered a blessing.
The blxxl Hiel fliinls seem lo lie 1111-pr-
gnat' d with a fiery element which,
wh-d discharged through the pores
upon the surface of th- IhhIv, Inaau.is
and bunts until, in his efforts f ir relief,
th patient Wars Hie skin uh ti s
i.s.ls, sod not until the blood lions
does sufficient relief come to cause l.im
U desisi.
Thus do complcxional defects merge
Into torturing disciBe, aud piipieil van
ity give pi ce to real Miif-rmg. A
liltlf! wart on tli noso or cheek grows
to the all-devouring lupus, a ntth of
tetter on the palm of the lutnd or on
lh limbs suddenly envelops the body
in Its fiery embrace, ahrui-e 'tt the leg
expands lino a g 'SWing ulcer, which
reaches out Its fnus;s '.o the sufferer's
heart In every paroxism of pain, a
small kernel In tin; neck inuifplies Into
a d izen. which eat aay the vita.lty,
gnat pearl-like srah-s crow from Mtlc
rnsh-bk li.fliinina Sons In such ahun
.luncc as to pass credulity: and so on
may we d-piet the sufferings to which
poor human nature is i-unjee!, all of
which Involve great mental distress
because of personal disfiguration.
If there were not another ixiern&l
di-ease known, eczema alone would lie
a sufficient Inlliclion on mankind. It
pervades all classes, and descends 1m-panl-tUy
throtigl generations. While
some are constantly enveloped in It,
others have it con fined to mtihII
patches in the tars, on the scalp, on
the breast, on the palms of the hands,
on tiio limbs, etc., but everywhere its
distinctive feature is a nuall watery
blister, which discharges an acrid
fluid, causing heat, i ntlnmmaUon, and
intense Itching. Ring-worm, titter,
scalled head, dandruff, belong to this
scaly and itching order of diseases.
Psoriasis, our modern leprosy, with
its mother-of-pearl scale, situated on
a reddened base, which bleeds npon
the removal of the scale, Is to be
dreaded and avoided, as of old. Im
petigo, barter's Itch, erysipelas, and a
score of minor disorders make up in
p.vt the catalogue of external diseases
of the. skin. Thus far we have made
no allusion to those afflictions which
are manifestly impurities of the blood,
viz.; swelling of the glands of the
throat, ulcers on the neck and limiis,
tumors, ab-cesses, and mercurial
poisons, with loss of hair, becausu
the whold list can be comprehended in
the one word scrofula.
It is In the treatment of torturing,
disfiguring humors and affections of
the skin, sealp. and blood, with los of
h dr. tint the Cnticura remedies have
achieved their greatest success. Orig
inal In composition, scientifically com
pounded, absolutely pore, unchangeable
in any climate, always rca ly, and ngree
able t the most delicate and sensitive,
they present to youog and old the most
successful curative of modern times.
This will be conside ed strong language
by those acquainted with the character
and obstinacy of blood and skin humo. s
but It Is justified by Innumerable suc
cesses where all the remedies and meth
ods in vogue have failed to cure, and,
In many cases, to relieve, even.
The Cuiicura treatment Is at once
agreeable, speedy, economical, and
comprehensive. Hathe the affected
parts freely with hot water and Cuti
cura soap, to cleanse the snr ace of
crusts and scales, and soften the
thickened cuticle. Dry. without hard
rubbing, and apply Cuticura Ointment
Wl I Accept th Peril
Harold Godwin will rebuild the
iVilliari Culleo Hryant house at Ros
yn on the lines of the original sttuc
ti re. which was burned a few weeks
tun There will be no attempt to re
oroduce the eiact Interior.
Hasket making employs half i
it ti llorj persons In Germany, where
the wanes range from 18 shillings to
I pounds weekly 'or skilled workers.
Capsicum Ifasolino
Pat Up at CafctaaiMa Tetaa.
a SntatltaW for aad Saavrtar St M
ttb'f slasMf, sad will BotMIMav 10
insatOaUaaM
it:n TbMlaaJteylB(sadarUvaaJlliwsl
bit into an wcaxirriiii. It wul sua the tooth
Khataas.aad nlttv keaOaaiM aad aetauea,
We lasrXBBMDd HUtttHMMaHMtumil
rrwV.rf.faM kaowa. s'm latiMual faa
f sMas ( UM oImM aad nana aad si
rfawwttn, awmlarlo d pmtf ntooita
A tiUJ wtu fu wfw olalai tar H. aad a
111 to focad to to HivaJtMbkilsaM hinSaH,
Many paoph) mt "It M
SMtoateiauyoaf
ratma.
rrlea llMts, at all rmft1a,mmm,
m by d lac Uls askuvat to la SOSMo stasajBi
mm mrtll mmmd Ma a lata b - -'
Ko rttrta ttoald to saaaptod to tto taats
ttoMajeottrtas i
aa uaak as mat atas m B
at avaalBa,
i mu Now Vst Oty.
N. n. U.NO. 579-8 YCrtXFEB
to allay Itching, Irritation, and Inflam
mation, and soothe and heal, and, lastly,
tjke ("uticura Kesnlvrot, to cool and
cVa'ise the blood. This treatment af
fords ins ant relief, permits rest and
bleep in the severest forms of eczema
and ul.icr Itching, burning, and fxaly
hutnrs, and points to a speedy, perma
nent, and economical enreof tortuting,
disfiguring humors, eczemas, rashes,
sud iuiluuimailons, from infancy to
ae, win 11 all other remedies and the
best physirln fsil. The remedies coo
stit'it ng the ( uticura system will repay
an individual scrutiny of their remark
able properties.
Cii kttra Soap contains In a modified
form the medicinal proerties of Cutl-ri.-ra
Ointment, the great skin cure and
p urest lout sweetest of emollients, rom
boird with the most delicate and re
freshing of flower odors. IL nurlflea
and invigorates the pores of the skin,
and Imparts activity to the oil glands
ami tunes, thus furnishing an outlet
for unwholesome matter, vihlch if re
tained would cause pimples, black
heals, rashes, oily, mothy skin, and
oilier complexions! dlsflgural Ions, as
well as scalp affections and Irritations,
fulling hair, and baby rashes. Jt gen
tie and continuous action on tin oral
lubricators of the skin keeps U e fatter
transparent, soft, flexible, aud healthy.
Hence Its constant ose, assisted by aa
occasional use of Cutleura Ointment,
realizes the fairest complexion, the
softest, whitest hau ls, and tho most
luxuriant, glossy balr wiibln the do
main of the most advanced scientific
knowledge to supply.
Cuticura O iiimenl is the most Hic
C' Ssful external curative for torturing,
disfiguring humors of the ekin and
sc lp, 'iic.ud ng los of hair, In rroot
of which a single anoin'lng with It,
preceded by a hot bath wliti Cuibura
8oap, and followed In the severer casts
by a luil dose i t Cutlcu;a Resolvent, la
sufficient to aff'rd lmn ediate relief In"
tiie most distressing forms of itching,
burning, and -caly humors, permit rest
and siiep, snd point to a spei dv cure
when all other rem dies fail. It Is p-pe-ciaily
so In the trentmmt of Infants
ami childten, (lesii-Ing, soothing, and
h' aling the most rtistn sslng of Infan
tile humors, and preserving, purlfjlng,
and beautifying the skin, scalp, iud
hair.
Cuticura Ointment possesses, at the
same time, the charm of satlslvlng
the simple wants of the t"IU t of all
ages, in catli g for the skin, scalp,
hiir, and hands far irons effectually,
agreeably, and economically than the
most expensive of toiiet emollients,
whib) free from every ingredient of a
doubtful or di' gerous character. Its
"One Nlht Treatment of the Hands,"
or ' Single Treatment of the Hair," or
use after athletics, cycling, golf, ten
nis, ritling, sparring, or any sport, each
in connection with tt e use of ("uticura
Soap, Is sufficient evidence of this.
Of all remedies for the purification
of the blood and circulating fluids, none
approaches In specific medical action
Cuticura Hesol vent- It neutralizes and
resolves away (hence Its name) scrofu
lous, inherited, and other humors In
the bUxsl, which give rise to swellings
of the glands, pains In the bones, aiid
torturing, disfiguring eruption of the
skin and scalp, with lo-s of hair.
Cuticura Resolvent extends Its puri
fying influence by means of the pores
to tl.e surface of the akin, allaying
irritation, Inflammation, Itching, and
burning, and soothing aid healing.
Hence Its success In the treatment of
distress ng humors of the ekin, scalp,
and blood, with loss of hair, which fall
to be permanently enred by external
remedies alone.
The grandest testimonial that ran
be offered Cuticura remedies is their
world-wide sale, due to the personal
recommendations of those who have
used them. It la difficult to realize the
mighty growth of the business done
under tMsriume. From a small begin
ning In the simplest form, against prej
udice ami opp isitlon, against monlcd
hosts, countless rlvais, and trade in
difference, Cuticura remedies have be
come the greatest curatives of their
time, aud, In fact, of all time, for no
where in the history of medicine Is
lo be found another spproacliing them
in popularity and sale. In every clime
and with every people they have met
with the same reception. The confines
of the earth are the only liroi a to their
growth. They have conquered the
world.
To the test of popular Judgment all
things mun ane must finally come.
The civilized world bas rendered It
verdict In favor of Cuticura.
Will Muilri Historic Si. tie! ar.
"J he treasurer of the United Stairs
says there may be some peril In the
Inflow of gold but It will he hard to
convince BDy single Individual that
It can come bis way In too large
quantities.
Ta fend MlMionfiM to Pblllppl"n."
Episcopal laymen, including J.
Pier po nt Morgan and Senator Iladna,
nor !
CliaCLOIO kva
Hantdwj(JhfwabA
or on M utMomnn
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ItaaMTOmMtSiMlam
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"Apropos of the recent death of
'! houit :ast, the eartoonlst," said the
Ioctor, "I am reminded that I have
M bsrne Nast's djuble-paRi; picture rep
resenting the grief of tho nation over
the death of Lincoln. It was a mag
nificent eniblainatic picture, published
without title or Hue of explanation.
In the center was the coffin, marked
'Lincoln,' and bending over it the fig
ure of Columbia. To the right, In the
upper corner, was the figure of a sol
dier, with bond bowed aud face half
hidden, and in the left corner the fig
ure of an army ollicer who hud thrown
himself down in utti-r jp!;lr
"I kept the picture lss-anse of that
officer's figure. The dropping of the
arms, the drooping head, and nerve
less body, expressed so truly my own
feeling when I heard of Lincoln's death
that It seemed to me N'ast bad put him
self lu the soldier's place, and 1 have tho
picture now, as well an the ones that
came later, emblematic of the victory
won by the army and navy and the
dawn of peace. It Is n mistake to say
that Nast waited until bis later years
to give his Idea of Lee's surrender.
He gave It at the time of the surren
der. 'In his doulile-piige picture 'Messed
Are the Peacemakers.' he drew on one
ide Christ's entry Into Jerusalem on
Palm Sunday and on the other the
lurrender of Iee. In the latter Grant
dominated the scene, and standing In
the ernler of the picture seemed taller
than Ijee and the more stately figure.
I know that Nast clung tenaciously to
!his Idea, even when talking to Con
federate ollicerR, and that in his large
painting he followed the Hues marked
out In the cartoon of April, IS'io,
Messed Are the Peacemakers.'"
"I have one of Xast's pictures." said
the Sergeant, "a little one published
early In IStio. when Lincoln was at
City Point. The President Is seated
on a stunip. with his long legs stretch
ed out to their full length anil support
ing a drum, on which the President Is
writing a note to Stanton, saying: 'AH
seems well with us.' Under the pic
ture was the line 'From Our Regular
Correspondent.' , The picture was the
more timely because at that time the
War Department was publishing for
the Information of the people the Prcs-
d"it's brief notes from the front. The
cartoon was very satisfying to tha
boys In the army, for Just then things
were Indeed going very well with us.
"Nast never made a war scene as any
other artist would have made It, and
he always wanted to be first with an
Idea, Several times be was fretted
because the slow work on Harper's
Weekly made It appear that some of
his cartoons, prepared days before,
were not unlike those appearing about
the sometime In the daily newspapers.
In 1872 he prepared a cartoon In which
Horace Greeley was represented as go
ing down into a pit crowded with the
Democratic Issues be had opposed snd
leaders be bad abused. On the day
that the cartoon was published, I).
it. locke, published in the Toledo
Blade a Nasby letter elaborating the
same Idea.
"Nasby lo'd; Gr -eley down among
Hie ghosts of his old political alalia-
tions and desrih,d hi wav the
scene which Nast pictured. There
were two greatly disturbed men that
lay Nast, fearing that the public
would Jump to the conclusion that he
bad stolen his Idea from Nasby and
the latter fearing that Nast and the
public would believe he had borrowed
bis Idea from the carioouist. A com
parison of notes and dates, however,
lhowed the two men had been work
ing on the Idea for two weeks, and
that the suggestion came to each about
the same time. But as Nasby was
wont to remark, neither one of them
rould prove It to the satisfaction of the
public."
"I was present," said the Colonel,
"at the meeting In 1870, at which Gen
eral Thomas L. Crittenden of our old
corps presented to Nast, In the name
tt 8.500 army and naval officers, as
testimonial of their regard, a loving
sup shaped like a canteen. At that
meeting It was clear that not a few
Confederates had a liking for Nast,
ne of Mosby's men saying to me that
N'ast's pictures of rebel guerrillas were
the real boys, and they forgave blm
lis bitterness because of the fine
iplrlt he put Into men and horses."
That reminds me," said the Cap
tain, "of an unusual experience with
tome of Mosby's men. I was In hos
pital In Washington July, 1WVI, when
tubal Early msde his raid on tbe cap
ital snd a little later I started to re
turn to my command In the Sbenao
loah valley. When we reached tbe
Mid of the railroad from Harper's fer
y to Winchester we had to take am
tmlnnces and horses to reach the front.
'. was a little slow In leaving tbe car
tnd as there was no room for me in
:be ambulance myself and comrade,
nucb against our will, took horses and
ode off.
"This saved us, because Mosby's
nen rslded or line that night and
very man In the ambulance was re
torted killed. This led o retaliation
n Sheridan's part, who shot some of
4osby's asm, and Mosby In turn snot
of Rhertdaa's ssoa bold aa prlo-
oners. After the war. I met the Cap
tain who In one case curried out
Mosby's orders to hang fifteen pris
oners. He told me that on his way to
the scene of execution one of the pris
oners appealed to him liecanse of some
mystic tie, which he didn't explain,
nml another, a mere boy, because he
was the only son of a widowed m.ilher.
his father having been killed earlier
in tbe war.
"In the course of the march the Cap
tain met other squads of Mosby's men
with prisoners, and privately effected
an pxchatise. letting his Masonic
frl"nd and the boy go forward to the
ordinary fortunes of war and taking
the unoffending substitutes to certain
death. My Confederate Captain al
ways Insisted that the ambulance was
fired upon by Mosby's men because
the driver would not halt when or
dered to, snd nt the urging of those
Inside tried to escape. He didn't de
fend the retaliatory measures, but
thought his unauthorized exchange of
prisoners right." Chicago Inier-Ocean.
Not Tlmt Kind of a MafT.
"Did you e ver hear." asked one of
"Mack Jack's" men. "bow General Lo
enn once met bis mnieh rlb here la
Chicago? It was Just before the cap
ture of Savannah, and General Logan
and three members of his staff went
down to the railroad station to take the
train for the East on bis way to reoln
bis command.
"The General, walking a little ahead
of bis staff officers, started to enter a
car, but was stopped by an Irish at
tendant. '"You'll not be goin" In there,' snfd
the Irishman to the General.
"STICK YKH STAFF OCT THE WISH If."
" 'And why not?" said General Lo
gan. " 'Because that's a leddles' car aud
no tnan'II be goln' In there wldout a
luldy. There's wan sent left lu the
ulxt car there you kin have ef ye
want It.'
" 'Yes, I see there's one seat vacant,
but where will I put my slalT?"
" 'Bother yere staff,' answered the
Irishman, 'go you and take the seat
and stick yere staff out of the windy.' "
Chicago Tribune.
A Remarkable Incident.
When the war broke out a young
man named Roberts, living In Dodge
ville, Wis., Joined a company com
manded by Captain Thomas Allen,
which afterward Incorporated In the
8ec nd Wisconsin Volunteers, and was
present at the battle of Bull Hun.
The Intelligence came to young Rob
erts' family that he was slain upon the
tnattlefield, aud his IkxIv left to be
burled by the victorious enemy. This
news nearly killed his affectionate
mother, and she and all the family
went Into mourning for the patriotic
youth. Four long months the family
lamented the dead. What then could
depict their unspeakable astonishment
when, six months after the buttle, the
young man entered the door of his
home, hearty and well.
Briefly told, his story was this:
He had been left severely wounded
with many others on the battlefield.
After the fight was over and his
friends retreated, a Confederate sol
dier, supposing Roberts dead, began
to rifle his pockets. The Yankee re
vived, and objected to this where
upon the man returned the article he
had taken and gave him a drink. Then
he had the wounded foe carried to a
hospital, where he was cared for un
til completely restored to health, af
ter which he was sent to Llbby Prison.
He had tried to get a letter to his
mother, but without 'success. When,
at length, he was exchanged be made
his way to Dodgevllle without delay,
where for many a day he was looked
on as one who bad risen from tbe dead.
Ihere'a the Hob.
Wiseman Here's an account of an
other hunter lost In the woods. Ev
ery hunter should carry a pocket com
pass. Dumley Why, how would that help
him?
Wiseman Help blm to get out, of
course. Tho needle of tbe coin pass al
ways points to tbe north
Dumley Ah I but suppose be wanted
to f o to the east, south or weotT
Csthollc Standard and Times.
I acred I tale.
Telegraph Editor Here's a dispatch
about a thief that broke Into a house
last night and Mole an a cord Ion valued
at 1100. Hotter head It "Strange
Story T'
Night Editor No, bead It 'Two
Strange Btorlea" first, that any ac
cordion was ever valued at 100; and,
second, that anybody ou earth would
ever want to steal IU Chicago Trlb
uue.
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