Tto Harrboa Press-Jiural
C C. ECKKB, rKOMl.'ETOH
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You newr bear one pil s-ay
other is too young t marry.
thii
The Relf-matc.) man Is oflen the only
one who is satisfied with the job.
If a man never changes his mind he
is either very right or very stub
born. The tramp never looks for a job, yet
he often steps into another man's
rimes. - -
Handwriting experts should get good
pay considering what a roas'iug they
hare to take from the lawyers.
The world is full of people who
would be good Samaritans if they
thought there would be dividends.
Paris 1b taking to educated cats. It
will be a fine thing if the cat can be
ta tight that back roofing is bad form
"Attenuated refinement" is Mr.
CteTeland's Tery latest. As a diction
ary searcher Mr. Cleveland has no
equal.
It Is rumored that King Leopold is
mentaUy unbalanced. His friends ap
parently "think there is no other ex
cuse for him.
A Kentucky woman recently secured
Sivorces from two different men in one
day. I-e.t us hope that she now feels
free and equal.
Wages go up to meet the cost of liv
ing, and the cost of living goes up to
meet the new wages. It looks like a
continuous performance.
If the football players keep on mak
ing improvements for their protection
they will presently have themselves
hauled out on the field in iron cages.
Sir Walter Raleigh wrote two poems
on the night before his execution. Peo
ple who refuse to believe that he died
game probably are unaware of this
fact.
Morocco shutild have sense enough
to keep quiet. If she makes noise
enough to attract the attention of the
European powers one of them is likely
to gobble her.
Tbe pretender to the throne of Mor
teto has quit pretending. Having been
caught by the Sultan's soldiers. It is
Hkely that he will also in the near fu
ture quit breathing.
William C. Whitney announces that
he will never have anything more to
So with business or politics. It appears
therefore that there is one man who
knows when he has enough, after all.
Another woman has died from the
?iTects of an alleged beauty prepara
tion. Beauty may be only skin deep,
Mt sometimes the remedy for homely
features strikes a trifle too far beneath
the cuticle.
T. "Pay" O'Connor has undertaken
to give a list of the great men who
have been unmade by their wives. This
Is a much easier task than to name
those who have been made by their
helpmates.
"Is it not strange," demands Sister
Goldman, "that the people of this
country endure some things?" It is,
sister; it is. Popular patience with
people who talk infernal nonsense, for
Instance, Is not only strange but dis
creditable.
Archbishop Ireland's Canadian an
nexation talk may be placed in the
same category as certain dramatic
strictures made by clergymen who
aever go inside of a theater. Tbe good
irchbishop should first spend some
iime In the Dominion, where he would
need a microphone to catch the expres
sions of annexation sentiment.
Marie CorelH has been denouncing
wealth "wealth In excess, wealth in
chunks, wealth in great awkward, un
becoming dabs." But what does Miss
Corelll herself do when her royalties
come in in awkward dabs and chunks?
No author of the time baa more rea
son to complain of chunks of money
than Mlsa Corelll, but she seems able
to put It away somewhere and write
for more.
General orders by General Chaffee
call attention to the heroism of Miss
Alice Kemmer, of tbe Army nurse
corpe In tbe Philippines. While on
leave of absence Miss Kimmer learned
that a nurse was seeded to care for
two smallpox patients In Manila. Al
though she had never bad tbe dis
ease, she gave up her leave and vol
mteered for the dangerous and loath
Maw duty. For two whole months. In
the hottest weather, she was shut up
with her patients, doing both day
ight doty, and never having
thaa two boars sleep at a time.
fcaalta. If soldiers receive medals for
heroic tiada performed on the battle
CZJ, thla mnt surely deserves as
CSC far her eoadoct la the presence
ft sat way more dreadful thaa any
IStv -
A tow oar ago George WUktas, an
r'lrtX walked lata tbe office of A. ft
l,V3a as Boeteo, palled oat a hap-
" z'Jzj asaae bag aad remarked
1 U wmmi la pay a Mil to J. V.
t ') VlMM pas and COl-
lectors nrp barred. He' dead and
aluost foriitt.-u. I" v n his estate In
a i-lt.Kiil affair. TIn'i, ;t developed that
I he debt Hiist contracted thirty years
iio. Tln-re was no record of It on the
books, and, anyway, it was outlawed.
The stranger intimated that there Is
no statute of limitation connected with
conscience, and insisted on paying the
principal, S..V. and js'7'.U interest.
Tin -ti he departed. Common honesty is
a common tiling. The world is full of
men whose word is as good as their
bond. But the Boston case is more
than common honesty. It shows that
some men keep their accounts and
their consciences side by side and are
honest, not Isrcause of the world or
the law, but because of themselves. If
old man iJiogeues could have lived
now - prr-a"u tie wottnr have been 10
meet Mr. Wilkins.
Jamcs Douglas in a recent number of
the Bookman deplores the decay which
he says is overtaking the Victorian
novel and tries to explain it He sees no
successful man or woman tit to hold a
torch or candle to Richardson, Sterne,
.Sir Walter Scott, Jane Austen, Dickens,
Meredith and Hardy. He had hoped
Mis. Craigie would prove the light of
the new day. Disappointed in her, ho
sees no promise of further literary
glory. "The drama and the great sort
of poetry are dead. The novel is in a
state of decay," Mr. Douglas need not
take the matter so seriously. Great men
lived after Agamenuon, and there will
still be great poets, dramatists and nov
elists. When Byron died it seemed as
if the domain of poetry had come to an
end, but Tennyson, Hrowuing and a
host of lesser, yet by no means un
worthy, lights appeared on the horizon.
When Clay and Webster died the politi
cal world felt that the day of glory bad
departed, and that statesmanship was
left only to politicians. But many other
stanch statesmen appeared endowed
with practical activity ready to meet
the new emergencies. It is never worth
while to lament the past as containing
all the abilities and possibilities. New
occasions bring new duties and bring
new men and women to the front. Mr.
Douglas knows nothing of the new stars
that may be just below the horizon, and
he should remember that it takes time
even for stars to attract the attention of
a distracted public.
Itappearsthat the homeopathic physi
cians of the Missouri Valley have been
misunderstood in their attitude toward
kissing. Their association did not offi
cially abolish kissing. A few members
individually declared that from a hyf
gienlc viewpoint kissing must be re4
garded as a bad practice a dangerous
practice; all the rest of the members
professionally nodded assent and there
the matter stopped. That is as far as
the crusades against kissing ever get.
The custom is denounced profession
ally the microbes that lurk in the lips
are pointed out and their deadly work
Is pictured, but there It all ends. It
must be assumed that everybody knows
by this time that from the hygienic
point of view kissing is utterly Inde
fensible. But we don't do our kissin
from a hygienic standpoint. There are
too many other and more seductive
standpoints. Indeed, most any stand
point will serve if both parties to the
osculating contact are willing. Nobody
denies that diseases are transmitted by
kissing. Heart affectiens are due more
to that perhaps than to any other caus".
If, as some Paris scientists pretend to
believe, love is due to a bacillus, certain
ly there Is deadly danger of Its trans
mission In the kiss. But there Is another
theory, also backed by scientific author4
ity Admitted that microbes constantly
haunt the lips, the claim Is set up that
in the kiss there is an electrical shock
that lays out these microbes deader
than snowflakes are under an August
sun. Fortunately this theory is suscept
ible to proof that is satisfactory even to
the unscientific mind. Lots of people
have felt this shock. They may know
nothing about microbes and care noth
ing about science, but they know a
shock when they feel It. Kissing will
continue among us at least until som?
convention of doctors officially and posi
tively resolves that It shall cease.
Man Who Dared Not Hmlle.
A naturalized citizen of the Unitet
States, D. Asadourian, an Armenian,
who is in business in Cleveland, was
locked up In Constantinople, Turkey,
charged with conspiracy- Through the
offices of some Turkish business men
he was released under $5,000 bonds, ef
fectlve during his stay of fifty days. He
has just returned to his home. Concern
ing his experience, he said:
"I went there on business. As soon
as my presence became known the offi
cers came for me. They questioned me,
asking if I spoke the Armenian lan
guage. This I denied, because had I
admitted it I am sure that I would nev
er have returned to America. The Turki
fear American Armenians. They tblnk
that In America fhc people have an ad
vanced knowledge of high explosives,
which might be nsed to blow up tbe
Sultan. Tbey suspected me of being In
sympathy with the Armenians. After
putting me in prison they had some men
come Into my ceil and tell funny storiel
in tbe Armenian language. They want
ed me to betray my knowledge of It by
laughing. But I didn't laugh, for had 1
smiled I would not be here now to tell
the tale. Tbe stories were Tery fnnny,
bat I managed to keep a sober counten
ance In spite of my wish to langh."
ThoasTht He Was Too Yoeog.
Gladys How did Belle come to re
fuse that millionaire?
Edith He swore be was only U
when he was really over 70, and she
poor girt! believed him. Judge.
We would rather aot have a preeesri
A Iju k'. II lull Miulit.
As three Bavnrl.ni oilU-jis were en
peti'meritltitf recently wiiii a inAlmu
I at a tieitftit of fiino net tin-y oo-
ticed a tiny black sunk which teemed
to accompany them. Tlicy thought
at fir-t it was one of the curds which
they catry fur throwing out reports,
a' d that the d-opping of the bullu'.ti
die it along, but oj lonkiiu at the
barometer they found the balloon
"us rising and not dropping. Sud
denly a loud chirping shewed that it
a a lark, which. Hying at Jiiscx
tricndimiry height, had hum fright
ened by the b.illootj.
The March of Ni-iem e.
Ooflhe, lud .mu, 1-. -1 nai- Oviitie is i-
right abreast of the tunes in the u-e
of the must recent discoveries in ,u sli
cal science is shown by recent cas- in
which those dreaied Kidney Com
plaints that cause so many deal lis have
been completely cured by the uew
lemeiiy, Dodd's Kidney Pills.
Many people In r It is neighborhood tell
of aches relieved and pain departed
because of the use of Dodd's Kidney
Pills. One of these Is W, A Terry, the
well known grocer. Here Is his story:
"I suffered for four months with Kid
ney and Bladder Trouble and was no
bad that I was almost confined to my
bed. 1 could get no relief until I com
menced using Dodd's Kidney Pills.
"I could notice an Improvement the
second day I took the pills. 1 would
recommend Dodd's Kidney Pills to all
sufferers from Kidney Complaints."
The New WrUt ltag.
The ever popular wrist-bag is still
with us in all the desirable leather.
Its latest si ape is rather longer and
deeper than formerly, with the new
straight- top. Moire silk is one of
the most favored linings for these
hags, with oxiized silver trimmings.
Tbe world's population . is incf eas
ing about 500,000,000 a century.
So short is the wheat crop of Aus
tralia that inquiry for AmetlcaD
wheat is being maoe,
t.'NKXI'F.' TKIC- An Qntimial opponnnltv! 56 rent
enljr. Send quK-s KCNt J A IKHiK,
Hit I runilll, ew orlran, Ia..
The annual loss cf fruit from in
sects is put by the United States en
tomologist at $300 000,000.
Mm Autiu' Pancakes will help vou to re
gain tiiat lust ajiteoti). At groceis.
The faculty of Columbia university
has added a coutsein automobilelme-
hanlcs to tbe curriculum.
Tbe moods of women deserve to be
ranked among the uneip.aloable
problems of life.
A man of contrary disposition won
ders why so many person disagree
with him.
Wbea a woman is in the right she
shows tbe most wlllngoess to be
unselfish.
A man can never satisfactorily ex-
plalo to bis wife why be assumes
purely honorary arduous duties.
The average yield of wheat in tbe
United States is Sfteen busnels per
acre; Id England it is forty bushels
to the acre.
Forty millions of calendars are
gratuitously distributed io the Unit
ed States during trie first month ot
every year.
IN ITS ADVANCED and chronic
form a cold in the head ii known as
N'nea Catarrh and i the recognized
Kiurce of other disease. Having stood
:h teat of continued auccetful line,
Ely's Cream Balm ia recognized as a j
ipeciSc for menilranal diaeanea in the 1
oaaal pnaaagea. It ia not drying, doea
aot produce utiing. I'nce nO centa at
Iruggiats or by mail. Ely Brothers, M
Warren afreet. New York.
(iive np prejudice and try it.
Messrr. KLY BROS.: I hare been
afflicted with catarrh for twenty yeara.
It made me bo weak 1 thought I had con
lomption. I got one bottle of Ely'a Cream
Balm aud in three days the dixchara
topped. It is the best medicine I have
aaed for catarrh.
FKANK E. KINDLESPIRE.
Froberta, CaL
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Syrupf FkJs
tkbst fednily laxative
It is pure.
It is gentle.
It is pleasant
It is efficacious
It is not expensive.
It is good for children.
,It is excellent for ladies.
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It is convenient for business men
It is perfectly safe under all drcnmsUnces.
It is used by millions of families the world over.
It stands highest, as a laxative, with physician.
If you use it 700 have the best laxative the world
produce.
ill;
I a 'i-
tll utaiil.
Stew tart apples and run them
through the colander. To one pint
of mis smooth appie sauce Bdd foul
will beaten eggs, half u cupful of su
gar, a teuspounful of butter aud a
little lemou juice or other flavoring
desired. Stir in a pint, of rich milk
aud bake.
A ,Vni( to the ilrl.
A ines-:,ige to the girl who Is con
teiuulating a w:ige earning career is
given by a writer in "The I'hiladcl-
o ila Led'tii." wnn writes as follows
o i the high value of mental training
an J iiieiitil system.iti il.ion :
The UK-re a girl knows tb ) more
vatieJ are h.-r les uirc.e and oppuru-
nities. Knowledge is p )cr. Know
'."d4e is cipital where money is luck
ing. It can n'jver be lost. A gifi
wio ins a beot toward art. music,
literature or any particular piofcssion
and can afford the training, should
specialize. So should a young woman
Intending to be a typewriter, a book
keeper, a dressmaker. If it Is neces
sary lor a girl to make her own liv
ing, f,be should Dot, under any cir
cumstances, refuse to give to any
kind of honest work the training of
thorough study and apprenticeship.
Thcr eare uo hard and fast rules
f ir success, but per-.everrance Is tbe
pathway to it. If you have anv
special bent follow It by all means;
folow it with all the eagerness that
is in your soul. If you are working,
your woik is more or less your life.
Do not give anyone tbe opportunity
to say that you are 'frittering away'
your life or your brains. Above all
things do not waste your time or
opporl unities. A stagnant brain Is
a;ui"8t worse than n i brain at all,
just because it is a sad spectacle, of
an active, all powerful, God given
thing that is bring allowed by a
shiftless body to ge Into disuse
through mere inaiillor . No brair.
ever was wotth anything unless it
was used. It usually follows that no
woman is worth anything who dies
not use her brain. Ttu i r s tit of a
brain well us d and a hand wdl
trained is a possession worth work
ing for. Make the most of your
gl irious youth.
While you have health and strength
do something. Do it with every h t
of energy that is In you. and tlx n
vou can afford to laugh at those who
try to discourage your efforts. An
effort that Is impelled by the best in
a wnniao, ao effort with a brain be
hind it, is almost always a successful
effort. If you find it not you ma
know the f iult lies deeper than y u
guessed, probably in the earliest
training of the brain that you are
trying so bard to make successful
Begin, then, at the bottom with
yourself and train yourself all over
again it necessary. Tbe end is worth
it. Use your yiuth and use your
health and use your strenggh. Vou
will have something to be proud of."
"Topsy," an elephant which had
killed three men, was electrocuted at
Coney Island in the presence of sev
eral hundred spectators. Just before
the execution, a carrot containing
200 grains of cyaiude of potassium
was fed the animal, but the poisi n
didn't have a chance to work. Inl
ine lately afterwards a current of 12,
600 volts was turned on through the
copper plates on which the elephant
stood. In ten minutes she was cead
"Topsy" was 35 years old and was
the first "baby" elephaDt ever ex
hibited in this country, having been
brought over by Adam Forepaugh,
twenty-eight years ago.
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EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER.
Even the hop s of a leper's friends
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A wum iii'sopiniuns are as variahle
as the wind-i
m ,.i. i..r,ue fw a d.iirkm.
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I'uer.o Cihcllu has a fine hirbor
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wlcii a cos! ly bieakwater. '
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