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Why Syrup.of Fis iKe-bt family laxative- It is pure. It is gentle. , It is pleasant. It is efficacious. It is not expensive. It is good for children.' It is excellent for ladies. It is convenient for business men It is perfectly safe under all circumstances. It is used by millions of families the world over. It stands highest, as a laxative, with physicians. If you use it you have the best laxative the world produces. Harvey Joyce, cf Tlogley, Pa., oc cupies a Bleeping room with John Klchler. The latter is a violinist, out the former never plays when wake. The other nlht, while in a somnambulistic state. Joyce took possession of Richler's violin and played two tones with musical skill. Ills roommate was aroused by the music, and stared at him in wonder. I J? 'I hir '"' tb" '"'I IM. T.wrr J"' 1 tooi Kmwmut, i WEBSTER'S International Dictionary of LKGLISH, Biography, Geography, Fiction, ttc The One Great Standard Authority. 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"Well?" "He asked me to name the day, spying in school he had been taught that two negatives make an affirma tive." Baltimore Herald. The population of Spain is only 3.000,000 more than it was forty-3ve years ago. t'sc the Famiraa ttwl Crow Hall Bine, rge 2-oz. package 5 emits, Tua Hubs Company, South Bend, Ind Mm. Wlntlnw'r BOOTHlVt nVRW for chlliliv ll.j icln, cur w'M c0'. byiM"?. 1'IIh Money Judlptftu.lT lnTI,i. ran b mudr to earn a hanJuncnp tn- ofnfi. Kftrruiiff Hj.r of uy tivttiit, an hltrh km Si percent. tr pruculr-, irfr'Mi JAM lill.LIHOS SI Wllllm htn-et, w York City SirSTiioiiDson'syeWate) N. H. U. NO. 748-49 Y0BK, NEB Boxes a Year. The Best Christmas Present for so Little Money $1.75. Canyon better invest $I.7S for your entire family circle than in a sub scription to the National Fam ily Paper Christmas Present Coupon. colore eel for Ue tACH Scald Je FOR. MAN OH BEAST. TEST OT TIME AND VSE Because Its component parts are all wholesome. It acts gently without unpleasant after-effects. It is wholly free from objectionable substances. It contains the laxative principles of plants. It contains the carminative principles of plants. It contains wholesome aromatic liquids which are agreeable and refreshing to the taste. All are pure. All are delicately blended. AH are skillfully and scientifically compounded. Its value is due to our method of manufacture and to the originality and simplicity of the combination. To get its beneficial effects buy the genuine. Manufactured by roRKiApoVRilp San Francisco, Cal. Louisville. Ky. New York. N. Y. FOB BALE BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS. Nertlve Wl'dnm j "I don't quite undestand that fel-. low Foodie' said Poison. "He seems to get along swimmingly in society but I'm sure he doesn't know much." "That may be partly true" replied Tolbut, "but be has a liberal educa tion in what not to do." Indianapo lis News. In Corea a servicable umbrella costs about twelve cents. The covering is of foiled paper. Ijot Twenty Tpars. Kokomo, Ind., I)ec. 1. Twenty years 1b a loriR time to take out of one per son's life, but that was ttie fate of Anna M. Willis of this place. For twen ty years she suffered all the torments of Kidney Trouble, and anyone In that state is not living, tint simply exiMtin?. -Now Anna II. Willis h Cully -eeov ereil. She appreciates the pleasure o imns aj;a:!i and never forgets to icll you that It Is all because a friend ad vised her to try Druid's Kidney Pills, in miciihiiiK or tier wonaerrut cure she Kays: "For twenty years I suffered from Kidney Trouble, The disease was terrible In Itself and It was ail the more terrible because I could get no re lief and my case seemed hopeless. "But one day I pot six boxes of Dodd s Kidney Pills and by the lime I bud taken live boxes my pains had left me nuu I was a free woman. The more education s itue men ac quire the less able they seem to make a living. If you Iik Mrs. Austin's famous I'anr-nke flmir, wun't you lie good? Tell your friends how delicious .it is. A fox farm Is conducted by Elijah Norton, near Bangor, Me. He finds the raising of foxes more profitable than the culture of grain ot -vegetables. Help vnxsr wife to get hreatifnst easy. Take tinine .Mrs. Ansnn.s Pancake flour. Your eroeer wans to supply you. It Is a custom In the Belgian Par liament, when a member is making a long speech, to be supplied wlih brandy as a beverage, at the expense uf the government. All creameries use butter color, Why not do as they do use JUNE TINT BUTTER COLOR. A British army ofllcer, when In full unltorm, Is not allowed to carry an umbrella, no matter if the rain s falling In torrents. Dr. August Koenig'e Ilambnre Drops. as a blood purifier, strength and health reatorer, and a specific for all stomach, liver and kidnev tr.iuhl ee. lenrla nil nrliep Kimilur medicines in Its wonderful sales and mnrreloua confidence) of the neonle. especially our Test German population. It la not new and untried product, but was made and sold more than alily jeure ago. Ner Forget the Nous or Thank., He suref) send a note of thanks for a gift received at the earliest possible moment. Wtite It before your ardor cools. Make it hcart. spontaneous, enthusiastic. You need not be Insincere. Even If you do not like the gift you must like the spirit that prompted It. Neer defer writ ing with the Idea that you will thann the giver in person, You may do that as well when opportunity offers, but do not risk deJav. Nothing is more discourteous than belated thanks. Ladles' Home Journal, The man wbo realizes his own pow er Is the one wbo always knows bis weaknesses. HALL'S CATARRH CURE Is taken Internally. Price 75 cento. The average number of criminals Is 38 to the 1,000, among bachelors; among married men the ratio is only 18 per 1,000, fkm't fortvt a larjr t-oa. parks Red Crrxi Rail Bin, only I etnta. The Snaa Cobpmt. oiU) Base Ind. i :! IN ITS ADVANCED nnd chronic form a cold in the head ia known as NjikoI Catarrh and is the recognized aource of other dineases. Hnving stood the t-st of continued BHeorKW ul Gse Ely's Cream balm is recognized at ipeciSc for meuihranal diseases in the nunal passages. It is not drying, does not produce sneezing. Price !() cents tit druggists or by mail. Ely Brothers, 00 Warren street, New York. (Jive un prejudice and try it. Messrs. ELY BUGS.: I have been afflicted with catarrh for twenty years. It made me so weak I thought I had con lumtition. I got one bottle of Ely's Cream Balm and in three d;iys the discharge Hopped. It is the best medicine I hav used for catarrh. FRANK E. KIXDLESPIKK. I'robexta, Cal. Itar1hl j,h of'C.eniiin. Milton s.ild his copyright of "Para disc Lost" for in three pay ments, and finished his life in ob 'scurity. Homer was a beggar. Spencer died in want. Crevanes died in hunger Dryden lived in poverty and dis tress. Terracne, the dramatist, was a slave. Butler lived a life of penury and died prior. Flatus, the turned a mill. Roman comic poet I'aulGorghese had fourteen trades yet starved with it all. Tasso, the Italian poet, as often distresseed for a dollar. Otway, the English dramatist, died prematurely and through hunger, fiacon lived a life of meanness and distress. Seeie, the humorist, lived a ilfe of perfect war fare with bailiffs. Kir Waiter .Raleigh died on the scaffold. Mohammedans do not wear silk. As it Is the product of a worm, they consider it unclean. THE PINIW CURES ITTEiCTnC GREAT ATTEtTIOl 10010 nmm mm. Mrs. Frances Stafford, of 243 E. I!4th St., iN.Y. City, adds her tes timony to the hundreds of thou sands on Mrs. Pinkham's files. When Lydia E. Pinkham's Reme dies wore first introduced skeptics all over tho country frowned upon their curalivo claims, but u year after year has rolled by and the little group of women who had been cured by the new disooTery has nince g-rown into ft vat army of hundreds of thousands, doubts and skepticisms have been swept sway m by a mighty flood, until to-day the great good that Lydls K. IMnklmm's vefetable Compound and her other medicines are doing among the women of America is attracting the attention of many of onr lending scientists, physician and thinking people. Merit alone could win such fame; wise, therefore, is the woman who for s cure relies upon Lydl B. Pinkham's VatU Oosnperanal. BIG APPLE ORCHARD. One to Cover B.OOO Acres to Be Plant ed In Missouri. Missouri is to have a 5,000 acre ap ple orchard, the largest in the world the Frisco road will bnild a track throngh it from end to end, and depots and warehouses will be erected for the storage of the products. An evaporat bag plant, a vinegar and cider plant, and a canning establishment will be erected and facilities provided for caring for every portion of the -.'chard's product on a business basis, the keynote to which Is like that of the packing houses not a thing shall be wasted. The big orchard Is fo be located in Laelede County, about three miles from Lebanon, on a tract-occupying a north ern plateau, nearly the whole of the 5,- 000 acres sloping to the north, a con dition much sought for by orchardists It Is owned by a company officered bj Iowans and which expects to make an investment od the property of $1,000,- 000. It is proiKiced to set about 4,800 acrei- of the tract to apples, the remaining 200 acres being reserved for building! and other necessary purposes. Two year-old apples trees are to be planta on 1,000 aci'Ps next spring, and 251 acres of peach trees are to b planted these to afford quicker returns than can be expected from the apple trees. The peach trees will be supplanted by ap pie trees later, however. From thi peach orchard returns are expected in three years, while for the apple trees six years are allowed. While the trees are growing the company will plant the land to corn, berries, and other crops, in order to get a return from year to year. Ktnmp pullers and si earn plows are already at work, and the contract has been let for clearing the entire tract The apples to he grown will be chiefly of the Ben Davis and Jonathan varie ties, which have been shown to be adapted to that noil and which will keep well remaining in cold storage for two or three years. It is intended that the orchard company shall market not only the frnit of its own farm, but shall buy and ship fruit from surrounding grow ers, thus keeping constantly in close touch with the markets and in position to take advantage of every favorable condition. The Ozark country Is yearly takinc; higher rank among the apple producing sections, and one of the promoters of the big orchard said he was advised the apple growers of New York and other of the older States were not replanting their trees owing to the high values of land in those sections. He says that w ith the cheap lands of Missouri so well adapted to apple growing and so cen trally located as to the best apple mar kets, the Ozark region will soon become he apple producing center of the world, Kansas City Star. Pity tho Tired. A club veranda conversation in New port, reported verbatim for Henry Wat terson : "Isn't It a beastly boah?" ta-as, old chappie, It's demned beastly." "Why, Chawlcs, yon swoah!" bo I did; learned to sweah iawst night at Mrs. Vandordrcxel's pwofanity pahfy." linree minutes lapse or conscious ness.) May Geilatine sweahs fwightfullv, they say." "Ya-as, she's wemahkably clevah. expect to maywy her some day." I pity you, Chawles." 'So does her papa. Wonder if she'll weah at me. Ilee-hee!" (Silence of ten minutes.) "There goes Mrs. Shellmonte In her flying machine." "Flying is such a beastly boah." "Demned beastly." (Another Interval.) "I had an idea yesterday." "How beastly of you!" "Don't be cruel or I shan't tell It to you." ((Five-minute hiatus.) "What was that idea, Chawles?" "I thought what a clevah thing It would be for somebody to bwing con- wess here for a day; have a wegulah session on somebody's lawn; pay the beastly old gov'mcnt and all that, you now." "How deuccdly vnigah!" "Ya-as, but think of this beastly wah!" (Coma till dinner.) Newark News. Arlltlcl il Eyelids. The latest surgical triumph Is the rraftlng of a new set of upper and wer eyelids to the eyes of a man who rst his original set In a Are. The cident had left both eyesballs en- ely unprotected, and there was dan- r of the victim losing his sight en tirely. It was resolved to replace thein by grafting four new eyelids if possi ble, by taking the skin from the hip of the pal lent It was necessary to proceed slowly, but' the experiment was successful from the start The 'onr new eyelids perform their normal 'unctions naturally. l'i-nind a Day's Ilcst. Jn spar What are yon looking so an loyed about? Mrs. Jaspar-I expects a day's rest md didn't get It. This Is the cook's day ut, but she insisted on staying at home. -Judge. Mho Btrnck Pay Dnst, "I see that a Chicago washerwoman ins saved 140,000 by taking In wash n." "Ain't thst a good deal for one wom an to elean up?" Cleveland main Dealer. A Ha arrest Ion of Riches. "Did be look well off?" 1m, he did suggest ricbas: fc wis CATARRH OF LINGS. A Prominent Chicago Lady Curttf by Pe-ru-na. Mlaa Macrgie Welch, aerretary of tk Betaey Koaa Educational and Benevo lent Society, writes from 32S North S.tart atreet, Chicago, 111., the following- glow ing worda concerning I'eruna: "Last fall I caught the moat sever cold I ever had in my life. I conghed night and day, and my lungra and throat bacame so sore that I was in great dls NI0B Haeaia wcl.cu. tresa. All cough remedies nnuseatud me, and nothing afforded me relief until my doctor said rather in a joky, 'I gneits I'eruna ia the only medicine that will cure you. I told mm that 1 would certainly trr it and immediately sent for a bottle. I found that relief came the first day, and as I kept taking it faithfully the couch gradually diminiahed, and the soreness left me. It is nne. Maggie Welch. Addreaa the Peruna Medicine Co.. Co lumbus, Ohio, for free literature od ca tarrh. UtieleFs Presents An Ottawa small boy wbo had a birthday Wednesday had a big kick coming on tbe presents his aunt gave him. "They's two things I never uses' he said. "What do I want with a tooth brush and a hand kerchief?" Kansas City Star. , Wonderful Work. ' Case No. 18,977. David M. Bye, P. O. Address Box 297, Midland, Mich., says: "Three months I was almost In capacitated from labor; could not sleep at night; had to walk the floor, owing to terrible pain in the hips, in the small of the back, in my Instep and ankle of the right leg. 1 was treated for sciatic rheumatism n the hospital, but received no bene fit. One month airo I returned home.' and was given a box of Do.an'a Kidney Pills. To-day residents of this city can bear witness to the fact that I am able! to work, and can also walk to my work without the aid of a walking stick or crutch. "In speaking of the immediate ef fect of Doan's Kidney Pills, I did not lin.i them to deaden the pain but quick ly and surely to eradicate the eatm of it. "I am of the opinion that Doan's' Kidney Pills is the best remedy for kidney aliments. that can be procured.1 "I was especially careful in my diet,1 In order to give the treatment fair' Play. . "In conclusion, I shall be pleased, at any time, to answer any inquiries re garding my case, from anyone desirous of obtaining it." A FKK10 TRIAL of (his great kidney medicine which cured Mr. Bye will be mailed on application to any part o the United States. Address Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. For stole by all druggists, price 50 cents per box. I All Hours. "My good man. '-'said the prim in dividual, "why do you idle your time away? Today is ours, but remember bornmrow may be others." "G'wanl" responded Plodding Pete derisively. "Ain't tomorrow hours, too?" Philadelphia Peccrd. A Kudo Jolt We are compelled to sit on tbe Jury this week," wrote the editor of the Spiketown Biiyzard, "and in our ab sence our wife will do tbe best she can to get out tbe Daper. As this is her first attempt to hold down an editorial chair we trust our readers will be lenient and not expect too much." And this is a sample of the letter she received from the seveotv-olDe "Constant Readers," "Old Subscrib ers," and "Sincere Friends," includ- I oiz "Veritas," "Pro Bono Publico." Justitla, ""Fair Play," "Well Wish er," Citizen" and "One of tho Plain People," the following week: io the Kdilor of the Suiketown Bllzzatd Dear Sir: The paper last week was better than it has ever been before- Please, and sit on Jury all the time and let your wife edit the Blizzard hereafter. " Chica go Tribune. 20 MILLION BOTTLES 60LD EVERY YEAR. Harolneaa Is the ahaenoe of pain, and mlt lona Baye been made hapry ttirnuth twins cured by St J acom On. of RHEUMATISM. NEURALGIA, TOOTHACHE, H E AD ACHE, LAMENESS, SCALDS, BURNS, SPRAINS. BRUISES and all rains (or which anaatemal remedy tan ba applied. It ntrar fair to aura. Thuuionda who bars bmi de clared rncurahle at batha and In hoapltala hars thrown nraytholr cnitr.hei, being cured aftar ortnf S r. Jacom Ou DtrRllons In slsvaa hntiaassa accompany rwiry boMls. CONQUERS PMUftJ sovsrsd with coal 4wt"