Tb Hun ea hs-Jml
a a bum, nuirxiwrom
A.UIS05,
NKBRASK
Tba Toaitf King Alfonso of Spain is
tneb a boy.
It take the constant labor of 60,000
to make matches for tbe world.
la golden when a girl pur
Ilpa for tbe benefit of a young
laws for a wo m a n berjelesely beyond
da reach haa rained many a man's
It doesn't take a United States war
ttfp loaf to find a rock If there's one
fnl business man Is one who
other people to buy what be
at want
, the trusts may be like the Mis-
pi River because there Is a great
ratf ahead of them.
h) Wilfrid Lanrler declined a peer
ta. What an enigma be must be to
IFBaua Waldorf Astor.
FWaably RuJJard Kipling's idea of
Mavea Is that It Is a place where you
tot asset any of your relatives.
AH civilized Ideas come up out of
atgaalsm; the only trouble is, some of
1mm seem to be drifting back to the
srtgTBal starting point.
There are forty-elpht different species
if the house fly, and each one of tbem
mm tbe polished pate of the bald-head-id
man for a skating rink.
King Alfonso says he's going to mar
ly tbe girl he wants. That's right;
up, Alfey, and If she says no hit
' a good slap on the wrist.
Once in a while the fool-killer neg
cta bis business and somebody goes
trough tbe whirlpool rapids below Ni
agara Falls and escapes alive.
Automobile racing has taken the
lace of horse-racing at some of tbe
aunty fairs. As long as tbe people can
M to the stands and be safe let 'em
teereh.
It Is reported that tbe piano agents
ire selling large numbers of these in
rtraments to the farmers. Alas! Has
t cabinet organ gone the way of ail
Blags earthly?
Sixteen bears have been killed within
city limits of Dulutb within a short
Jam. During the same period quite a
laasber hare been seriously Injured on
U flaSe street Chicago.
Andrew Carnegie la going to build a
POjMOgOOO home In London. Before long
t aaaj be possible for the multl-mlllion-tlre
to travel around tbe world and
MB In his own palace every night.
General Lew Wallace has made over
11,200,000 out of "Ben Hur," but he
ye he would not advise any young
nan or young woman to go into litera
mre, as there is only one "Ben Hur,"
tnd, of course, but one Lew Wallace.
The facts which tbe last census have
sronght out regarding the boy and girl
a-age-workers of tbe country are a na
tonal Borrow. Approximately there are
10,000 children In tbe factories of tbe
Sooth alone. In the North, despite more
rigid laws, there are other thousands
f laborers under a fit working age.
Some day this burden of industrial
wrong win be lightened.
We are living longer than our fore
fathers did, according to a recent cen
tos report This Is a fine tribute to
medical and sanitary science, but the
tension of human life is only slightly
revealed in the statement that the aver
ige age at death la rising, higher and
ilgber. Our lives are not measured
oJeiy by the ."hours on the dial" and
the figures on the" mortality lists. In
jomfort. In the annihilation of time and
ipace, in tbe provision for the en Joy
Bent of existence, in tbe variety of bis
txperlencee, the life of the twentieth
kintury man far outranks tbe life of his
forebears.
A big placard In tbe window of a
dothlng store reads as follows: Tbe
Complete Outfit of a Gentleman for
IBM." The display Includes every con
terrable article of gentlemen's wear
from top to toe, nlgbt gown and bouse
dippers Included. What do you think
tt that, you whose annual clothing bill
tons under $100? You are no gentle
Ban. That Is to say, you are no gentle
bbb according to the Implication con
BJaed In the above legend. Tou lack
PX worth of being a completed gentle
maa. Ask a child to define tbe mean
Bsg tt the word gentleman. Nine out of
aa win say, "A well-dressed man."
Cbv many of tbem would Include a
axorkiag mas, carrying home hla din
ner pall, la the category of a gentle
man? Isn't the dothlng boose legend
Bjrreet? ? Doss sot commercialism edit
fro saedarB lexicography? The esoteric
mm B) aot looognisad, the exoteric gets
13 Cm arodX. Who looks for all the
pS3afl of B fsartleman clothed In a 7
h2 Tat Cm onalttfes are often there.
tl & m$mt 9 BBtne. Flaa feathers
. oae of tke
t U fct fcw of Cm
vbtsJL Cm
vutlug and uplifting character. He en
tered the ministry In 1867, and for
some time traveled the circuit, and
from 1874 to 1S79 he was pastor cf the
Church of Christian Endeavor in Brook
lyn, In 1370 ill-health compelled him
to retire from the pulpit. Prior to his
retirement he hud edited several Im
portant periodicals, among them the
Little Corporal of Chicago, the National
Sunday School Teacher, and Hearth
and Home, 'and the Independent of New
York. After his reliracy from the min
istry he devoted himself entirely to lit
erature and produced a large number
of biographical sketches, historical
works and stories, the best known of
the latter being "The Iloosier Sehool
master" and "The. Circc.it Ridr."
While not an author of the first rank,
bis works are extremely popular and
his books for youth are among the best
and most useful of their kind. All his
literary work, indeed, reflected the high
character of the writer.
Few persons who are familiar with
the genesis of slang and the condition
under which it flourishes will challenge
the statements of Dr. Edward Brooks,
head of the Philadelphia public schools,
to the effect that slang not only culti
vates inelegant forms of expression but
results in a low'ering of the moral tone
of those who use It. On this question
Dr. Brooks takes direct issue with Pro
fessor G. Stanley Hall of Clark Uni
versity, who is wont to publicly expa
tiate upon the usefulness of slang in
aiding boys and girls to acquire "flu
ency of speech." There Is little doubt
that the possession of an extended vo
cabulary of slang tends to "fluency of
speech." It naturally induces a ready
and easy flow of words, which consti
tutes "fluency," but what kind of flu
ency is it? Why should fluency in the
use of incorrect. Inelegant speech be en
couraged or cultivated In children or
in grown people? An easy flow of
words can hardly be said to be an ac
complishment if tbe words are coarse,
vulgar or Inelegant distortions of the
mother tongue. Neither can It be con
tended that such "fluency" Induces the
habit of accurate expression of ideas.
The employment of such a vehicle to
convey Ideas are unworthy the serious
attention or thought of any person who
makes any pretension to refinement or
rational thinking. Clean thinking and
correct speech go together. Pure En
glish Is naturally the vehicle of pure
thought and high ideas. It is itnios
slble for a person to think ennobling
thoughts In slang. Unrefined or vulgar
thinking is naturally clad in the ragged
rhetorical raiment of the street.
The troubles of the bicycle trut have
led to expressions of wonderment at the
collapse of the bicycle fad, but that had
begun before the trust was formed, and
there is no mystery as to Its cause. The
first of them was a reaction against this
common American fault of 'overdoing
things. Men and womeu half killed
themselves by riding too far. Every
pleasure trip became a pleasure exer
tion, In which the weaker competitors
were painfully exhausted. An absolute
disgust for the wheel followed among
the victims, many of whom would nev
er mount a wheel again after one such
heart-breaking and body-racking ride.
Another cause was the cheapening of
wheels, which brought theni within the
reach of the plainest people and raised
social doubts among tbe aristocrats,
who could afford to pay f 150 per wheel.
Tbe incursion of the commoners came
just in time to save tbe liverymen, who
were about to expire, and brought back
to the horse some of his old value. An
other cause in many places wag the de
testable condition of city streets and
country roads. Except on a first-clas
road, a bicycle is a sorrow, and the bi
cycle rider soon exhausts the delights
of a few boulevards and an occasional
highway that bappeni. to be !n fair con
dition. He wants variety and novelty
without getting them at the cost of ter
rifically hard labor and of considerable
bodily peril. It is said besides that the
exercise Is not as beneficial as some oth
ers, but under favorable conditions It
affords a pleasant means of getting
about and seeing town and country,
and the probabilities are that the pres
ent reaction will be followed by a per
iod of Increasing and healthy demand
for wheels. In fact dealers and repair
men say that this period has already
begun.
Troubles or Map-Making.
The geological survey of the United
States has issued a report showing that
although twenty years bas been devot
ed to mapping out the country, the
larger part of It is still unsurveyed. In
some of tbe Western sections the work
Is attended with the greatest difficulties
and dangers. Recently a party sent to
man northern Montana was obliged by
tbe severity of the weather to climb
Calf mountain do fewer than eight
times the last 1.300 feet on foot be
fore an opportunity was presented to
get a photograph of the surrounding
country. Tbe photograph ic method is
employed In all aucb wild regions.
When tbe negatives were finally se
cured It was after waiting all day In a
driving snowstorm. Tben there was a
lull of a few seconds, during which six
snapshots were made. During tbe other
seven days the snow waa unremitting.
Cuwpaa as Fodder.
Tents made by H. J. Waters of the
experiment station at Columbia, Mo.,
bare demonstrated that eowpea bay or
clover hay la superior to timothy aa
roach food for fattening cattle. Ha
made three tawta, using steers of differ
eat ages each time, aad found that tba
animal galBOf moch more lean ob tba
eewpea aad etovar hay than oa the tim
othy. Thai
wa baUere, tts all
b oa fcaad Wmm
tit 1 tt 1-H r I I
OLD
i FAVORITES
ril f r r l t Kr-r H Mil ttt
LITTLE BREECHES.
( don't go much on religion,
I never ain't bad no show;
But I've got a middlin' tight grip, sir.
On the handful o' things I know.
I don't pan out ou the prophets,
And free-will, and that sort of thing
But I b'lieve in God and the angels
- Ever siaee-oae flihi-lasri prig. - -
I come into town with some turnips,
And my little Gabe came along
No four-year-old in the county
Could beat him for pretty and Btrong,
Peart, and chippy, and gassy.
Always ready to swear and fight
And I'd larnt him to chaw terbacker
Jest to keep hia milk-teeth white.
The snow came down like a blanket
As I pussed by T assart's store;
I went in for a jug of molasses
And left the learn at the door.
They scared at something and started
I heard one little squall.
And bell-to-split over the prairie
Went team, Little Breeches, and all.
Hell-to-split over the prairie!
I was almost froze with skeer;
But we rousted up some torches.
And searched for 'em far and near.
At last we struck horses and wagon,
Snowed nnder a soft, white monnd,
Upset, dead beat but of little Gabe
No hide nor bair was found.
And here all hope soured on me
Of my fellow-critter's aid
I jest flopped down on my marrow-bones,
Crotch -deep in the snow and prayed.
By thin, the torches was played out,
And me and Inil Parr
Went off for some wood to a sheepfold
That he said was somewhar thar.
We found it at last, and a little shed
Where they stint up the lambs at nigjt.
We looked in and seen them huddled thar,
So warm, and sleepy, and white,
And tbar sot Little Breeches and chirped.
As peart as ever you see,
"I want a chaw of terbacker,
And that's what the matter of me."
How did he git thar? Angels.
He could never have walked in that
storm.
They jest stooped down and toted him
To whar it was safe and warm.
And I think that savinjr a little child,
And fot ching him to his own.
Is a darned sight better business
Than loafing around the Throne.
John Hay.
FOR A HUDSON BAY RAILWAY.
Dream of Canadians Now Likely to
Become a Reality.
The statement a few days ago that
the Canadian government has equipped
a party which will begin at once the
exploration of the vast wilderness ly
ing north of the Great Lakes seems to
Indicate that the project for a Hud
son Bay railway, which bas been a
dream for many years, may become a
reality in the near future. Little is
known of the character of the coun
try between the lakes and James' I
bay, but what has been heard from j
hunters and Indian guides leads to the !
belief that the section Is wealthy, with
deposits of coal and ore, with great
forests, and with land suitable for agri
culture. The task of surveying these exten
sive tracts will be a stupendous one,
and the Canadian government does not
expect that the labors of the survey
ing party will be completed within
two years.
Although Canadians realized the
wealth of the Hudson Bay country, and
talked about a railroad for It for more
than twenty years, they finally were
forced to stand aside and watch Amer
ican capital do tbe business. The first
step was taken something over a year
ago, when a road was built north from
Sault Ste. Marie Into the forests In
the Moose River country, chiefly to
carry pulp to tbe mills at tbe "Soo."
While it is by no means certain that
this road will ever get as far north as
James' Bay, it Is beaded that way.
From the "Soo" to Moose Factory,
the southernmost point ot James' Bay,
Is a distance of about GOO miles. The
Moose river, from Its headwaters at
Brunswick Post, seventy miles north
of the Csnadian Pacific line, Is 425
miles long, and tbe road would follow
Its course for the most part, not much
allowance being made for deviations.
The upper stretches of tbe river run
for considerable distances through
muskeg, or swampy land, and for a
long stretch the surrounding country,
though heavily timbered, Is compara
tively level.
It would not offer any more dif
ficult problems of engineering in rail
road building than have been solved
satisfactorily In tbe pineries and
swamp landa In northern Minnesota
and Wisconsin.
It Is not certain that the stories of
tbe vast mineral wealth of the Moose
river country sre Justified, for little
prospecting bas been done. But aside
from the timber, a rich farming coun
try undoubtedly could be opened along
the vsHey of that river by a railroad.
Men who have traveled through from
the American line to James' Bay re
port abundant evidence of the rlcb fer
tility of the soil.
With a railroad, that section, now a
AMAtara waste, would become one of
the richest agricultural sections of Can
ada. Tba argument made against Its
agricultural development la that short
seasons would make diversified agricul
ture iBpoaslbie aad that grain would
not thrlra.
Tbom famRtar wlC tba country.
the Moose river Is not so much snerter
than that of Manitoba, one of the
greatest wheat belts of the world. Fif
ty miles south of James Bay tbe cli
mate Is not affected by tbe changes of
tbe sea. Every Hudson Bay post bas
Its garden patch, where all kinds of
vegetables are raised.
The development of these rich farm
ing lands would, It Is thought, be a big
Investment for any road. The Moose
river drops 1,000 feet In 425 miles, and,
being a constant succession of rapids,
offers wonderful opportunities for man
ufacturing through the development of
Its water power.
WAS A FAMOUS FIGHTER.
Portrait of Gen. Ciark iiaas in '.We
War Department.
In the office of the Secretary of War
there bangs a fine oil portrait of Gen.
George Rogers Clark, which is of Inter
est just at tbe present time, as it is this
Gen. Clark who figures prominently In
a popular novel and play. Moreover,
the painting attracts additional Interest
from the fact that its origin and how
It reached Its present place are ques
tions which no one now In the War De
partment seems to lie able to answer.
The portrait shows the General in the
old buff and blue uniform of our fore
fathers' times, says a writer In the
Cleveland Plain Dealer. His face is
rather of tbe puritanical type, with a
high forehead, close-set lips and a Arm
and rather sharp chin.
Gen. Clark was born In Albemarle
County, Virginia, in 1752, but spent tbe
greater part of his life In Kentucky and
Indiana. In 1778 be raised a small vol
unteer force In Virginia, crossed the
Ohio, reduced nearly all the British
posts between the Mississippi and tbe
great lakes and arrested the Incursions
of the Western Indians. His marches
through the pathless wilderness were so
rapid that he generally took the enemy
by surprise, his prudence so great that
be rarely lost a man, and his daring has
never been surpassed. In attacking Vln
cennes In February, 1779, he was five
days in wading his army across the val
ley of the Wabash, flooded with melted
snows for a breadth of six miles, gener
ally waist deep and sometimes up to the
shoulders an exploit that paralleled
Hannibal's crossing of the Thrasymene
marsh.
Gen. Clark was variously employed
by the State of Virginia and the United
States up to 1786 In maintaining pos
session of tbe western country and sup
pressing Indian hostilities. He died in
1818 near Louisville, Ky.
This conquest and armed occupation
of the northwest territory by Gen.
Clark was made the ground on which
the Count de Vergennes and the Ameri
can commissioners obtained for the
United States, by tbe treaty of 1783, a
boundary on the line of the great lakes
rnstead of the Ohio River.
THEY OWN 700,000 ACRES,
And Over 30,000 Head of Cattle Koam
on Tbeir Lands.
It requires no small degree of finan
cial genius and administrative ability
to acquire and maintain a tract of land
700,000 acres In ex
tent On this area
from 30,000 to 40,-
000 head of cattle
are constantly
roaming and fatten-
1 n g for market.
I Jl f A I-and and cattle are
Yi ''1 ownt'd by the fa
rV I mons Turkey Track
VV?" I (5 a 1 1 1 e Comn.inv
which operates In
u. a. Packard. Sonera, Mexico,
and in Arizona. Its members are Bur
dett Aden Packard and W. C. Greene.
Packard is a native of Portvllle, N. Y.
At 23 be located In Pennsylvania and
went into tbe oil busness, remaining
until 38S2, when be located In Arlr-ona,
settling at Tombstone. There he took
up mining, and later went Into the
cattle business.
All Hlrloin.
Holman F. Day's "Pine Tree Bal
lads" tells In verse a number of stories
that actually happened "down In
Maine," and are remembered there to
day by old narrators. One relates to
Barney McGauldrlc, a landlord of that
State, at whose bouse famous men irk
ed to stay, that tbey might enjoy a
merry joke.
Barney was always loyal to bis
friends. At one time a new meat deal
er came to town, and tried to secure
the landlord's trade.
"I have always bought meat of Jed
Haskell," said Barney, "and I guess
I won't change."
"But," said tbe other, "old Haskell
doesn't know bis business. He doein't
even know bow to cut meat"
"Well," drawled Barney, "I've al
ways found that be knows enough
about it to cut sirloin steak clear to the
born, and that's good enough far me."
BllndneM la Increasing.
The proportion of sightless to seeing
persons bas been watched with especial
Interest In Great Britain and the lat
est statistics Indicate that It has fallen
In a balf century from about 1,020 In
tbe million to some 870, or more than
14 per cent. This decline bas been so
timed as to show pretty conclusively
that it is tbe result of better conditions
of living, improved surgery and doubt
less a decrease In tbe ratio of perilous
to non-perilous employments for the
masses of the people.
A woman gives birth to a boy, and,
with care and devotion, ratoea him to
years, and makes a man of him. After
twenty-five or thirty years of her Influ
ence be marries, and In six months they
are Mying bis wife "made" him.
It la as bard for a now hoaband to
live np to aznoatadoM at It lor tbe
The United States produces 25 per
cent of the world's coal.
A combine of all tbe peanut factories
In Virginia Is under way.
Mrs. J. C. Smith will supervise tbe
construction of tbe lake channel In tbe
St. Louis fair grounds for her bus
band. During" July the Pressed Steel Car
Company turned out an average of 103
cars per day, of a total value of $3,
250,000. It Is told that the gross membership
of the labor organizations who are con
nected with the American Federation
of Labor exceeds 1,000,000.
An attempt is being made to con
solidate the leading malleable iron
foundries of tbe country, with capital
from $16,000,000 to $20,000,000.
One of the results for England of
the Boer war Is that the wages of the
working people fell off nearly $8,000,
000 last year, as compared with the
previous one.
New York capitalists are promoting
a $25,000,000 trust to take In all the ax
manufactories, handle manufactories
and grindstone factories In this coun
try and Canada, the plants to be op
erated under one management
The production of Iron ore In France
Is centered principally In three districts
that of the northeast, or the Mcur-theet-Moselle,
Is tbe most important,
producing 4.500,000 tons of the 6,600,
000 tons or Iron ore mined in France
annually; that of the Pyrenees, pro
ducing 250,000 tons, and that of Nor
mandy, 150,000 tons.
The monks wbo manufacture tbe
Chartreuse liquor In France have let
to an American syndicate tor ninety
nine years their cloister, factory and
grounds. Including the mountains
where the wild plants required for the
liquor are gathered, together with the
recipes and good will. The rental Is
said to be $2,000,000.
A census report on tbe manufacture
of locomotives In tbe United States
during the census year 11)00 fixes the
number turned out at 3.046, of which
2,774 were built In twenty-elgbt Inde
pendent establishments and 272 In
twenty-six railroad shops. The Inde
pendent concerns employ an aggregate
capital of $10,813,703, and pay $10,
f't,61t for wages.
Cornelius Vanderbllt, the millionaire
inventor, keeps balf a dozen mechan
ical draughtsmen busy on drawings
of bis inventions. When in New York
city Mr. Vanderbllt spends most of bis
time with tbeso draughtsmen In bis of
flee on tbe seventeenth floor of a busi
ness block on Broadway, where may be
seen models and drawings of fire boxes,
coal cars and other devices which hi
bas patented.
Statistics compiled by Carroll D
Wright show that the business of tak
ing summer boarders footed up the
rather startling sum of $0,609,304 In
New Hampshire alone In 1899, and It
has, to all appearances, steadily In
creased since. Not sentimental results
alone have followed Governor Rollins'
Ingenious conception of tbe Institution
of "Old Home Week." The annual visit
of so many of tbe sons and daughters
of the State from all over the country
has revived their recollection of the
agreeable New England summer ell
mate and has boomed the summei
boarder industry.
Ben Tlllett, wbo has returned to
London after a tour among the labor
organizations of tbe United States, has
Issued his report on the position of
American labor. He dwells upon the
buoyant and hopeful demeanor of th
workers, and tbe prevailing frankei
and more businesslike relations be
tween capital and labor than prevails
In England. The power of unionism
seemed to be growing. American em
ployers are more scientific than those
there, and the worker does not give the
maximum of work for the minimum
of wages, as be does in England. Tll
lett maintains that In England the1
highest quality of skill and energy Is
claimed by tbe employers to constitute
what they call average ability. In
America, on the other band, superior
proficiency always received extra com
pensation. Trlala of the Dry Good Clerk.
Clerk-Thls Louis XVI. material la
$10 a yard.
Customer Well, haven't yon any
Louis XXX. for 30 cents?
Monnd Bleep.
We sleep the soundest between three
and Ore o'clock In tba morning. An
hour or two after going to bed yon
sleep very soundly; tben your alamber
grows gradually lighter, aad It la easy
enough to waken on at one or two
o'clock. Bat when four o'clock comet
you are la such a state of aomBolenes
that N wobM tab a groat daal to w&k-
20 MILLION BOTTLES
BOLD ITIIT YA.
Happln" I" ot p!n, and rrll
ton have been made happy throuh belr
ear-d br St Jacocs Oil of RHEUMATISM.
NEURALGIA, TOOTHACHE, HEAD
ACHE, LAMENESS. SCALDS. BURNS.
SPRAINS. PRUISES nd all p'nt for which
an eitemal rem'dy can be applied. It never
falh to cure. Thousanda who have been de
clared tncurahie at batha and In hospitals have
thrown away their crutcbea, belne cured after
uslnf St. Jacobs Oil. Directions hi eleven
lanruare accompany every bottle.
CONQUERS
PAIN
Justice of the Peace Henry Dundy,
of Jersey City, recently married Mrs.
Mary Becker, and tbe ceremony wat
performed before a mirror. Tht
bjidegrooro officiated as tbe minister,
and. looking In the glass asked tt
usual questions of his own reflection,
and answered tbem himself. Then
he pronounced the couple man aDt)
wife, kissed tbe bride twice, onri
for the Juslcte, and once for th
groom, and tben started on bis honej
moon trip.
A Wonderful PilL
Freedom, Mo., Nov. 3. A splendid
remedy has recently been Introduced !s
this neighborhood. It is called Dodd'l
Kidney PIUh, and It has cured linen
matism right and left. On every band
may be heard stories of the remarks
ble recoveries and from what has bees
stated already there seems to be n
case of Rheumatism that Dodd's Kid
ney PIIU will not cure.
One of those who has already tested
the virtue of Dodd's Kidney Pills it
Katie Anderson of this place, whs
says:
"I can't say enough for Dodd's Kld
ney Pills. Tbey have helped me se
much. I sunereo very severely wits
Rheumatism. Five boxes cured mi
completely. Tliey are certainly tbi
most wonderful medicine I have evei
ued."
Osage County abounds In Just such
esses and If the good work keeps oa
there will soon be no Rheumatism left
In this part of tbe State.
A professional "Wild Man ot
Borneo," named Calivn Biro,' a oe-
?ro. went to a hospital at Syracuse,
N. Y., to have his horns removed.
Under hla scalp a silver plato bad
been ingeniously Inserted, In which
stood two standards. Into these
standards, when he was on exhibi
tion, Bird had screwed two goat's
horns, and thousands ot people have
paid to see bis boros and bear him
ba k.
PUTNAM FADKI.K.SS DYES pro
duce tbe brightest anil fastest colors.
The Cathedral of Gothenburg,
which was only built In 1815, thrent
ens to collapse.
Mm. AilKttn'a fun-inns Buckwheat ixinUf
the flneat BnrkwhPSt rakin. . Ready In a
moment. Auk for It. Ri-fuse sulmtltute.
France's St clely of Dramatic Au
thors collects fcr its clients sns
t8M,000 a year.
Mm. Amtln'a Hurkwhoat Is tbe rrl thine:
rives yon the renl penulne old buckwheat
flavor. Be sure and ft the onnlne.
No amount of millinery can evti
operate as a substitute for a woman's
sweet smile.
Energy all gone? Headache? Sttm
acb out of order? Fimply a case oi
torpid liver. Burdock Blood Bitten
will make a new man or woman oi
rcu.
An'Irlsiiman In speakloK of an ac
tor said: "lie acts thq part of i
dead man true to life."
Piso'i Cure for Consumption cured mi
of s tennciouj and jeristfnt cougb.-
Wui. II. Harrison, Til W. street
New York. March '. 1001.
What a relief it would be if musi
cians were born instead of being madi
by practice.
Good News by Wholesale.
A rx.stal card sent from Billvllle t
ono of the absent brethren reads:
"Dear Jim: fiuthln' but orxi
news to tell you: Your trap paid of!
the mortgage, your brother brok
o ut o' Jail, an' your daady hus Ji-M
got $1,000 out the railroad for iut-
oln' over bis leg. Ain't Provldcnn
provldln' I' Atlanta Constitution.
Newest Imported Dallies.
Violets, roaes and daises have dis
appeared fiom tbe dollies used foi
ceremonial table setting. The new
est lupoitatlons are plain white, li
heavy Irish embroidery.
CASTOR I A
For IaJaaU aad CUldraa.
Tki Iti Yci Kin Ahrtn CcrU
Bean the
Bagaataraof
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4
boys: Taay are
bowtiaf, faaart Chtt Cm