The varying color of a vacuum tube rontaialng krypton, Kwn by some ut li lac and by other ilh green, in explained by Prof. W. lUmsay tu dt-Mud ou the rtae of tbe yellow spot of the reiiua. To illustrate Immensity auil minute ness, J. K. (lore cites the fact that the nearest fixed slur U 271.0HU limes ax fax iwaj a the hud, aud that a speci men of certain Infusoria cun lie between two Ihbea of an lu h space divided tutu 1 etil -D t u thousand parts. Oblty la regarded by Dr. Gabriel l.ven, a French physician, as a ner vous disorder. It Is not a disease, but h symptom arising from various condi tions, with some disturbance of nutri tion usually a kind of dyspepsia- as the foundation. Treatment Is directed to the dyspepsia. It U difficult to account for the enor mous velocity of acme bird)' flight when migrating. The northern blue throat goes at the rate of &4U miles au hour, flying 4,800 ml lea from Kgypt to Heligoland In a spring night of barely nine hour Virginian plover fly from Ijtbrador to North Brazil, 9,000 nilles, without stopping, going at the rate of 4S30 tulles an hour, and probably more, llow can thla speed e attained? The Vlrda resort to (Treat height, where the resistance of the air la light. One of the puzzles of geography bag ltf-en the guest Ion of the situation of the source and upper portions of the three great rivers, Iloangbo, Yangtze and Mekong, all of which start from the lofty plateau of Tibet Two of the rlvera traverse China; the Mekong makes Its way to the sea between Anaiu and 81am. Thla puzzle has been partially cleared up by the explorations of the Russian Captain KozlolT during 1000 and 1001. lie found that the three rivers flow on the surface of the great plateau, 12,000 feet above sea-level and are separated from one another by parallel ranges of mountains rising about 3,000 feet above the plateau, and running In a uorthwest and southeast llreotkn. The fact that the sun when poised ou the horizon sometimes appears greatly distorted, or drawn out Into the form ut an oval. Is well known, and the ex planation Is very simple, namely, the rapid change In the refractive Index of the air near the horizon. In conscfjucufe of which the lower edge of the sun ap pears to be lifted with reference to the tipper edge, and so the dl.sk looks as if ftjuw-zed between top and bottom. Re cently Professor Prinz, of the Brussels Observatory, has obtained several large wale photographs of the flettlDg sun which distinctly show the deformation of the disk, and reader Its measure ment very easy. In one case the verti cal diameter Is to the horizontal In the ratio of 75 to 84. Sometimes the distor tion la greater than that Excavating by Compressed Air. In kinking the Brooklyn caisson for the third bridge ovor the East River, it has lieen found possible to make compress ed nlr do the work of shovels In remov ing the sand, through a thick stratum if which the caisson Is being forced lown toward the bed-rock deep be neath. The sand Is so pure and loose that the force of the compressed air supplied for the workmen In the cais son suffices to drive It up through blow pipes Inserted into the caisson for the purpose. Jets of water are directed jigalnst the sand around the bottom of the blow-pipes, and when thug dls iuiitu the ssr.d readily passes up through the pipes with the strong air-4-urrenta that are continually pouring nto them from the compressed atmos phere of the catssou. A WALKING STICK AS A MEASURE Jlelsbt of Objects Ascertained by Help of a Cane. A walking stick Is an Invaluable arti cle to accompany onu on a walk, for It ;an assist you In other ways than In aid ng your progress. Suppose you want lo measure the height of n cliff, u church steeple, or s.,uie other tnll ob ject, and the sum shines not and there fore no shadow Is cast The walking xtlck will none the less assist you to tell Its height. This time take a dis tance some 120 feet from the object which you wish to measure, and In thi ground at that polut tlrmly plant your stick. Then move along from it in a utralght line until by lying d twn on mother earth the top of your stick and tbe top of the object to be measured will to your eye m on a line. This spot you will mark. This gives you three olnts one, where you lay down; two, your planted stick, and three, the ol- Jevt to be measured. Now, the distant from the point where you lay down to the stick Is to the distance from the stick to the ob.ee t to be measured as the height of tbe stick Is to the height cf that ob ect Thus, suppose the point where you lay down Is six yards from the stick and thirty-alx yards from tin; object, then the object is six tlinc the lielght of tbe stick. Now, the stick yoi know to be three feet high, tbe object measured Is therefore approximately eighteen feet It la a fairly easy thing to obtain the measurement of an object If you but have a rule cr a compass. The trouble Is that usually when one wishes to Judge distance a standard to go y Is sadly lacking. There are. however, ready substitutes If you but know bow to dm them. If the sun be shining you can get tbe cardinal points as easily wltb your wstch as wltb a compass. Point tba twelve on tbe dial toward tba sua. Half way between the point at which the boor band la and tba n tsrJIH MCtMSoata. That point to catrd U..HU, cast and west follow, as course. Without explanation this sooud Ilk Icgerdeuialu, but it la In reality simple and easily understood At noon the sun is due south and the hour baud pointed toward 12. The sun and the hour hand both travel for- ward, but ns the hand goes around tbe diuJ twice in the twenty-four hour and the sun revolves about the earth but once In that period of time, It fol lows that tbe baud's speed Is double thut of the sun; therefore, by dividing tbe dislunce touched by the hour hand from 12 you find south. People who live much In the open, as do ranchers and farmers, can general ly tell time fairly accurately by tb sun, and some, although the feat Is semlngly more difficult, can tell time from the length of the shadow thrown by the sun. The shadow Is, however ."ti easy way of determining heights. For exauiple. suppose you wished to ascertain the height of 9 tree when walking. Pace the shadow of the tree made by the sun and then plaut youi walking stick and pace Its shadow. As many more or less times Its length as the shadow Is will give you the dis lunee of shadow thrown by the guii. For Instance, suppose tbe shadow to I't three times the length of the stick, then It Is nine feet, for the slick If tlree, and If you then divide yout paced distance of the tree's itiadow by three you will get fairly near th actual height of the tree. New York Tr'hune. MR. SCHWAB IN NEW YORK. Only Captain of Industry Who Pre fer to Work fur blary. Mr. Schwab represents the highest development of the salaried employe, writes Samuel E. MoITett, in au arti cle concerning the president of the United States Steel Corporation In tb Cosmopolitan. Other men compara tL'Ifh 1,1m tta rt !.,,,... have soon graduated from the pay roll to work for themselves. Rockefeller, III11, Spreckels, Mills, Stanford, Uunt ington, Hopkins and Carnegie all be-, gau poor, but all turned their cuergiei 1 to putting themselves Into a position in which everything amassed bVthel. brains would go Into their own bank deposit-. Schwab alone has been con- tent to remain a glorl.ied wage-earner, cheerfully putting ten millions Into the pockets of his employers for every mlUlon retained by himself. I Mr. Schwab Is a socialist In disguise. He recalls the difficulty a workei found under the old individualistic sys tem of secuilug a foothold ln business for himself. Ills savings would not buy a factory, or a partnership In one. The exceptional man could save enough to start a little workshop and he could add to bis business from day to day until with good luck he hud built up a great industry, but tbe aver age wage-earner could never hope to be Un his own employer. Now a man w any thrift at all can buy a share of stock. A little later he can buy au other share. Ilefore he knows it he is perceptibly a partner in the business that employs him. This Mr. Schwab believes to be the direction in which evolution la going to carry our Industrial system. He has given his views a dazzling illus tration In his own person. In his case it has been not merely the purchase of one share at a time out of weekly sav ings, but the acquisition of blocks of stock ns a reward for conspicuous ability. Txea Were Too Onnroua. From PotUvllle comes a story of an old chap who is proud to describe him self as tbe original auti-cxpansloulst Soon after the breaking out of hostili ties with Spain and the passage of tbe war revenue uct by Congress lie begun to orate against the new taxes as an exhibition of federal tyranny. lis would fairly froth at the mouth as he denounced the war tariff and would darkly hint at the possibility of a lat ter day Patrick Henry aud a new awak ening of the people to a sense of the injustice. A Bevere cold laid him low, and his doctor, finding him asleep one day and thinking a little blistering would d him wood, applied a tine large mustard plaster to the old fellow's back. The burning, stinging bite of the heated mustard awoke the crusty patient . ho rolled over In ogouy for a minute or two, clapped one hand behind him, felt the plaster, and, frantically tearing .t off, roll red: "Has It come to this, that an old man like me can't even die peaceably In his bed without having the government come along aud clap fl revenue stamp ou blmr- Philadelphia Times, Ha Ate " Innards." An actor who wus accustomed to spend his summers In Wlilou, Me., noted when, as the custom was, a farm er "killed a critter," the liver, sweet breads, kidneys, etc., were thrown away. He offered lo purchase these delicacies, but though he got the good, the "sturdy farmer scorned his prof fered gold." Not long after he observed as he walked through the village thai be was the cynosure of all eyes, and was followed by a wondering. If nol admiring, crwd. chiefly romped of tbe young. "Aha!" thought he, "I can not escape my fame; my glory as au actor has followed me even to this ob cure hnnilet." And he was mlghtllj puffed up till he overheard one yokel shout to another: "KM. there goes the feller what cats Innards!" Huston Journal. , No Pneuinoitla in ibn Artttlo. Pneumonia Is practically unknown within the Arctic circle, observes Dr 15. v, Kelsey, who has returned to Eug land from a sixteen ' tnanths' stay li. Alaaka. . We never did admire the sort oi woman who refuses to work, but wb la willing to charge other woman fo. enrolling then la oaelaM club. irntili f J l I WTt'P V A 1 AJi I Jttl ll 1 I 3IGANTIC BUILDING IS NEARING COMPLETION. Will Have a Floor Space of Over Four teen Acre and Nearly 4,000 Person Will Find Km ploy men t 127 Presses 111 Be (tanning. The new government printing office 8 approaching completion and will be a gigantic atTuir, writes Itene Bacbe, the well-known Washington corre spondent. It will cost $2,000,000, and will provide a total flr space of over fourteen acres more than two and a half time? the floor area available in the present establishment. As yet the building Is entirely covered with scaf folding, hut It is substantially finished, except for the Interior woodwork and painting. It will be the greatest print ing shop in the world, employing the services of nearly 4,000 people. Accu rately speaking, 3,8H persons will toil under Its mighty roof, nearly 1,000 of them being women and girls. Each year it will expend the euormous sum of $4,000,000, nearly three-fourths of It for labor, and in Its main composing room 824 printers will be enguged In sticking type. Eight hundred and eighty-five employes will be occupied In binding tbe books and documents produced, and au additional 0(55 will do nothing but fold the printed sheets. Figures like these give a notion of the gigantic scale on which the shop Will be conducted. Each twelvemonth it will consume for bindings the skins of 36,000 sheep and 11,000 goats. In ad dition to 75,000 square feet of "Russia leather," made from cowhide. It will use up In a like period 8,000 tons of white paper, 40,000 pounds of printing ink and 37,000 pounds of glue, together with !' thV iE O0OK8 B,lu , "', of M lt!f for the f VOlUme8 twenty-seven une . , P wi be Tu f.Mo.r "on In tbe grea building their total ln a r'VJ! , n7 W a,'out 1)'000 ,mpr. ee presses are of every "ind. one of them be ng capable of lrlnl,nK cnrdf, 00 l, fr"V WeO OI U1IBIU1-UUU1U Ul - -' 000 cards per hour, while four other machines turn out 40,000 printed en- velopes every sixty minutes. The quan tity of type actually employed will be approximately 1,500,000 pounds, or 7;"j0 tons. No other government spends any thing like the amount of money on public printing that Is squandered by Uncle Sam. In this particular Congress Is always disposed to a reckie.ss ex travagunce, and hence the huge size of the plant required. Public documents ore on important perquisite or ejia tors and Hepresentat.ves, who scatter them broadcast among their constitu enls. One hundred tons of a single re port now in press will be Issued and distributed In this manner, and the total number of volumes of various kinds of literature turned out by the office in a twelvemonth Is about 1,000, UoO, representing a total cost of some what more than $1,000,000. owndnys government books, like other kinds of publications, require Il lustrations, and the cost of these ran up to about $300,000 last year. It is i,afe to say thut ten years from now uncle Sam's printing shop will spend pretty nearly hulf a million dollars for pictures. The most costly illusjauoni, are for the reports for the Department of Agriculture and the bulletins of the llureau of Ethnology, many of these being In colors. Each bureau furnishes us own pictures, but the printing office has them reproduced by firms ln Bos tun, New York and elsewhere. These i.nns print the illustrations and return Uii'in to Washington, ready to be hound with the text. The most Important Job the big shop has to execute Is the printing of the congressional Record. Ibis dally news paper, which records nothing but the loiugs of the National legislature, is vritten from beginning to end by the uillclal reporters of the House and Sen- ..te, who take down In shorthand every word that Is said at either end of the Capitol. They dictate from their notes to typewriters, oud the material thus reduced to typescript Is sent over to the printing offices in batches by nies s, ngers. 1 he Record Is ready for d s trlhutlon early next morning. One hun dred compositors are employed exclu sively In the business of setting type for It, one department of the printing office being devoted inclusively to this publication, which Is "set up" and sent to press Just like any newspaper, being delivered every day to about 0.00U sub scribers. Koch representative In Con gress gets 22 copies dally, while a Sen ator Is entitled to 42. Anybody may subscribe, the price being $1.50 a month; but the paper Is not directly piotltable to Uncle Ham, Inasmuch as It costs $12.1.000 a year. The printing of bills Is another Im portant feature of the work of the es tablishment. Though only a few hun dred of the measures submitted to Con gress In a year become laws, millions of copies of them have to be printed. A bill must go through a great many phases before It can become a law, and during the process of Its evolution It has to be printed again and ngoln per haps dozens of times. If finally passed, a single copy of It I printed on the finest parchment, and this goes to Pres ident Roosevelt for his signature MAN WITH A BIO VOICE, Msmbarof the "rtitallblnaars' Trnat" Tells n Mnry on Himself. Grouped In the lobby one warm day, taking In the llrfbt southerly breexe, war half a dosen of tba House leaders. CURIOUS SALT One of tlie unique sights of California i the remarkable salt deposits at Salton. This region lies in a depression some 300 feet below tk level, sad is thought at one time to have been the bed of an ancient sea or lake. The tract of land looks like a vast snow field. The rock salt deposits cover about 1.000 acres, and are uow worked for com mercial purposes. The output from this place is about 2,000 tons of salt annually, valued at from $6 to $34 per ton. The labor is done chiefly by Indians, who are able to withstand the intense heat of the desert (running up to 150 degrees iu June) better than the white men. The method employed Is as follows: The salt is first collected by a peculiar plough having four wheels, in the center of which sits an Indian to guide it. This Is run by a cable from a distant dummy engine. This machine cuts a broad and shallow furrow eight feet wide end three feet long, throwing up the ridges on both sides. Indians follow la the wake of the plough with hoes and pile up tbe salt in pyramids. Then and there the "Spellbinders' trust" was formed. The coming cam paign and the probable amount of speaking that would be required were discussed at length, and then the mem bers of the trust drifted Into anec dotes of tbe stump. Charles Mttlefield. of Maine, led off. "I'm going to tell one on myself," said be, and soon he had a large and In creasing audience. Including pages and doorkeepers. Mr. Llttlefield's voice, it must be remembered, Is famous from Seattle to Eastport, and his constitu ents In Maine Insist that tbey can bear the rumbling when he speaks in tbe House "It was up In Buffalo in the '00 cam paign." he continued. "A local lawyer and I had been assigned to a big meet ing over on the tough side of the city. The local man, who was evldeutly mak ing his first campaign appearance, was introduced first, and proceeded to draw from bis inside pocket a manuscript, from which he started to read. "It was a pretty hard crowd, taken all together, but at the same time they were a bright lot and up-to-date. My friend read on for some twenty min ute,! under great difficulty, and then tbe crowd began to cheer ond shout In derision. Nothing like this, however. could slop him. All kinds of questions were fired at him, but he paid no atten Hon and continued to read off long lists of statistics. At last the chairman of tbe meeting signaled the leader of the band to stort up. The band played .'Home,' Sweet Home,' as a gentle hint, but the Rpeaker only waited until it finished and then continued. At the end of an hour of tbe worst rot I ever heard, my ambitious friend closed in what he thought was a bluze of glory " 'Three cheers for the speaker for finlshlngl" some one yelled. "The cheers were given, and then I was introduced. It was a tough prop osition, but I Jollied along with the crowd for some fifteen minutes, and then launched Into what I thought was my best line of talk. I finished all right, and tbe chairman said I had made a hit. "In driving to the hotel after the meeting tbe local speaker said to me: 'Mr. Llttleffcld, If I only had your voice, with what I have to say, I would be a wonder.' " Just then a roll call was announced and the trust adjourned. Washington correspondence New York Herald. HAS SOUVENIR OF KING. It I Only a Crust of Hread, but Chl caid) Woman Prizes It Highly. A unique souvenir of the banquet given at the Richmond House In Chi cago In 18(10 to the Prince of Wales, now King Hdward VII., Is possessed by Mrs. Charles Hunt, of this city. Mrs. Hunt Is the molher of Mrs. Moses ,1. Weutwortb, wife of the nephew of "Long John" Weutwortb, Mayor of the city at the time of the Prince's visit. Mr. Hunt was Cily Treasurer then, and he and bis wife were living nt the Richmond House. In deference to the hotel's distinguished guest they gave up their suite of rooms for his use. Af ter the guests had left the dining room nt the close of tbe banquet Mr. Hunt went In with a number of olhers out of curiosity. Seeing others socking souvenirs, mid thinking that, as he and his wife bad given up their rooms lo the Prince they were especially entitled to a souvenir, Mr. Hunt took a small piece of toast from the Prince's plate. lie placed It In a Utile box and presented It lo bis wife "us a present from (lie Prince." She has carefully kept the crust, and It Is In an excellent stote of preserva tion, a little harder to bite, however, than It was 42 years ago. In connection with the Prince's toast Mrs. Moses J. Wentworth tells an an ecdote. It seems the Prince wns not feeling well on the night of the ban quet He had so little appetite that a piece of tonst was about all he cared to eat. Having satisfied his slender ap petite, and been at the table as long ns be wished, he announced, as Is usual wlih royalty on such occasions, "I have finished." This was the signal for all persons at the table to quit eating, rise n ml then follow the Prince from the tuble Now It happened that "Long John" Wentworth, the Mayor, was a good deal hungrier on this occasion than tbe Prince win. lie had started In to eat something of a "oimL" when tba DEPOSITS. Prince's announcement, "I have fin ished," Interrupted him. 'Well, I have not finished," be ex claimed, In a tone of good-natured but Injured protest However, he arose with the rest and left the table. But he afterward told one of his friends that he took advantage of the first op portunity to "skip off by himself" and get something more to eat. Chicago Tribune. English Landlord's Ways. The secretary of the Tenants' Pro tective League sends us details of a pe culiarly unjust and bard-hearted dis traint on the part of a Peckham land lord. Last December a widow took a house In Peckhsm upon an annual tenancy, at a rental of 30, and was foolish enough to sign an agreement containing a clause which specified that the rent was to be paid quarterly In advance. She was allowed to enter without any prepayment nnd on the 25th of March six montns, tia, was demanded, one quarter due and one quarter ln advance. This, of course, she was unable to pay, and before March had run out her home was stripped from kitchen to attic of all its furniture save and except what was contained In one small bedroom, where one of her daughters lay dying of cancer. On Saturday Inst the broker paid a second visit and made a second dis traint, broke the lock and forced an entrance Into tbe sick room, and cleared it of everything, even to the beef tea standing by the bedside, and would have taken the bed upon which the dy ing girl lay, but was prevented by the accidental presence In tbe room, when the door was brutally forced, of a well known Church of England clergyman, who was tendering to the girl dying of cancer spiritual consolation. His de termined protest saved the girl her bed. The Tenants" Protection League will take the earliest opportunity of holding a public meeting to protest against such barbarous proceedings. They have ac cordingly convened a meeting for 3 o'clock on Sunday afternoon on Peck hain Rye, where the chairman will give chapter and verse, names and details of tbe outrageous acts here described) London Chronicle. Anecdotes of the Queen's Girlhood. Mrs. Snrnb Tooley, ln her recently published "Life of Queen Alexandra," tells some very Interesting anecdotes of her majesty. As a child the Queen'6 surroundings were exceedingly simple. "Mamma," said the little Princess one day, "why may not Dngmnr and I wear iniisliu dresses?" "Because," replied her mother, "your father Is not a rich man, and muslin dresses cost so much to get up." There were not many serv ants at the Gule Palnls, where tbe Queen's early life wus spent nnd the young Princesses were required to dust their own rooms and to make them selves useful at meal times. A gentle man who wus Invited one day to par take of the Informal family luncheon at the Palais recalls that the butter dish chanced to need replenishing, and the Princess Louise (of Denmark), in stead of summoning a servant turned to her eldest daughter and said: "Al exandra, will oii fetch some more but ter?" And the future Queen of Eng land departed on the homely errand tc tbe larder. ltenson to Fear. The following conversation is salti to have taken place between two Boer leaders when It was first announced that the Australians were sending a contingent to South Africa: "I see," sold one, "that some people called Aus tralians are coming over here. Do you know anything about them?" "Not much," was the reply, "but I hear that eleven or them Dent All England a year or two ago." "Good heavens," cried the first "and they suy that five thousand of them are coming here!" A Hard-Worked Hero. "When I starred ns 'The Drummer Boy of Shlloh,' " said the eminent actor, "I was on the stoge during the entire play and spoke nine-tenths of the lines." That," snld the low comedian, "was a long roll." Baltimore American. The matter of kin settles whether a wedding Is to be a home or church af fair. Aristocratic kin who look well on parade means a church wedding; lots of poor kin means a "cosy woddlni I at homa." BEASTS SLAIN BY WHOLESALE. Arizona Hunchsra Corral as Shoot Depredators. l-'or several tnontbs past tha mooa taln Hons, bears and wolvea that abound in some parts of Aiisona have been playing sad havoc with the stock of the ranch of Colin Campbell In Co chise County. With 10,000 calves on the range, tbe heavy losses In calvea and yearlings by tbe ravagea of the wild animals have cnt down tbe divi dends of the stock company which owns the range. "Charley" Montgomery, famous all over Arizona as a hunter and who was chief of scouts under Cen. Crook dur ing the trouble wltb the Apaches, wa engaged to exterminate the animal which have been raiding the herds. Montgomery engaged 100 men of tba Pina tribe and held a big round-up of the "varmints." Early in the morning his Indians and a score of the cowboys surrounded a district five mllea square ln the foot hills of the Chiricabua range and grad ually closed in toward the center, with 200 dogs In the rodeo. As they reached the center of the circle catamounts, black bears, eoyotes and an occasional grizzly bear tried to break through tbe line, but were met by a shower of bal lets. Dozens of animals perished in the attempt to escape, but 200 others were finally cornered ln a box canyon, while redskins and cowpunchers pick ed them off from the rocks above. There were scores of close conflicts with the enraged and frightened brutes and in one melee four Indians were fearfully mangled by a griszly before their shots finally finished the bear. One of the reds, Antonio Hermo, a for mer chief of the tribe, received fatal wounds from the claws of a big fellow. The dogs closed In on the victims and dozens of them were killed before too slaughter was complete. The final count showed nineteen dead mountain lions, five grizzlies, two lynxes and over 100 coyotes doubtless the biggest round-up of wild animals that has ever occurred In Arizona. Chicago Sunday Chronicle. CURIOUS LONG ISLAND TRADER. Has Everything; in Slock From Wind mills to Trained Horse. , The character ill fiction who bought a aoor plate on wnicn was engraven the name of "Thompson" with a "p, because there might be a daughter who would grow up and marry a man of that name, has a parallel In real life, says the New York Post. This worthy lives on Long Island, where, besides a cozy home, he has a vast barn filled with bargains from a thousand auction sales. No one knows how many object he possesses in his treasure house. Ac cording to rumor there were more than 10,000 a decade ago, and the list has been growing steadily ever since. On one occasion he secured some an cient circus horses, which were so ac complished that they could do every thing but talk, and for many months he tried to persuade his friends and neighbors to start a hippodrome ln or der to utilize his purchases. On an other occasion he notified a party of ac quaintances that he had Just secured three misfit lonibstoias at a great bar gain. By cutting out letters they would be Just as good as new, and would coot only one-quarter the price of first-hand ed ones. One evening when he was canvassing for orders a friend who had become wearied of his Importunities said: 'Look here, my good man, I'm sorry that you never have anything I want or that I don't want what you are al ways offering; but I Would like to do business with you." The bargain hunter and museum owner responded: "If there Is any thing you want I am sure I must have it!" The other unwarily replied: "There Is only one thing I need, and of course enn't get that ln this part of the country. It s a steel windmill, like those they use out in Kansas." To his dismay his companion grasped his band energetically, remarking: "I knew It, I knew it. I've got Just that kind of a windmill In my barn!" What He Meant. Slight mistakes In speaking a foreign language or in understanding it when some one else speaks It are commonly nothing more than amusing, but a member of the Alpine Club mentions an Instance of a more serious nature. He was climbing one of the Alps with a guide, who persisted In talking bad English instead of Indifferent French. "My guide," he says, "bad just crossed a snow bridge over a wlda crevasse and turned to await tr-c on the farther side. I asked him If It waa weak. He answered, 'No strong.' "Naturally I attempted to walk across It Instead of crawling. I had almost reached the other side when tba bridge gave way, and after a delirious scramble to save myself I subsided helplessly into the crevasse, "However, I did not go far, and when I had crawled ou, with snow lown my neck and up my arms ,ind In all my pockets, 1 discovered that my I'riend had meant 'Not strong.' I strong. v enjoined him to reserve his TCngHsb '.euceforth for use In tbe valleys." A Steady Death Hate. Lady Tourist This must be a Tery icalthy village. Now, what may Ui eath-ratc be? Old Inhabitant Wonderful steady, la'ain wonderful steady. One deauh o each person right along!" Answered. Some wag In tbe audleuce asked tha udy reckoner on tbe platform a seem igly unanswerable question. Buld hst "When waa Carnctacua vaccinated Y 'When Britons Dew U anas, .ue Instant response. I f t n i 13 i '(St - I, 1 i : in iff 6 51- If; H li 1 .1 1 ,) ' .'i v.