Xtt Hirrbca Press-Joiiisil c. c. u, FBOPWJtrom CU.SEIS09, - - - NEBRASKA best anyone can do U never very Irresistible Impulse U one we to follow. Wfeon s ui h n tells a joke he sldom target to laugh. haderness comes high when banded at by a butcher. Jf only a matter of time till the un Aertakrr overtakes us all. As girls grow older tbey think less -af love and more of money. If the evil in men Is visible It Is an natter to overlook all the good. The more mistakes a man makes ..he it is for him to Invent excuses. It sometimes happens that when one raises the "wind" another collects "dust." Wben an old lady kisses a helpless baby she Utlnks she is doing something la make the latter glad. Home of the Boer soldiers who sur taodervd were 11 years old. They had la give jip their pea shooters. If tie Creator ever made a failure It probably due to an attempt to a man who could please his neigh- How foolish it Is to kick when your neighltor calls you a donkey! That would only tend to corroborate the as arrtlon. There is a lot of unconscious humor concealed in the explanations of base haH managers as to why their clubs fail to make good. A salary of 25,O(0 is rather high for Saba, but there 1r no doubt that while die rush of office seekers continues President Paliua is earning It. Krery time a fond young woman looks upon her child It almost makes her sick to think of the things that might happen If the poor little one were day to have a stepmother. And now It is Joaquin Sillier who is werrying over his early poems. He doesn't want to be called the Poet of the Sierras because very few people haww how to pronounce It, and then gain be Isn't at all proud of his Sierra poems. These poets are a queer lot. The latest thing In medical treatment Ja "atibstitution." that is to say, substi tmtimg one disease for another. The microbes of one disease are put to work Agfating the microbes of another dis ease. The result Is owing to which crowd conquers. ' As h the patient, he ansa If be doesn't get well. , Am a matter of achievement the ellp gtmg of four hours from the railroad arhedule between Chicago and New York Is of Interest. It Is. however, a performance which the person with erven will be more likely to view from lain Brnia than out of a car window. The twenty-four-hour trains are plenty 4M enough for everybody save the chronic rushers. Studious young gentlemen who are in She habit or livening up things a bit at the various collegiate institutions throughout the country should consider The excitement-producing device of the Chicago young gentleman wbo tied a hemch of firecrackers to a dog's tall ad turned him Into a church filled with worships. This Is obviously an naprovemeiit over the time-honored Jest af putting a calf In the college chapel ar ailing the pew cushions with red pepper. There should lie progress In matters ss well as along other la his brief speech on receiving the aVgrre of doctor of laws at Columbia Uaiverslty Bishop Spalding deflued the scholar as "a gentleman fitted for the host society who keeps out of It." The He bop's wit generally veils a libra rj mt philosophy. Wbat has come to lie caked the best society Is conspicuous far Its lack of scholarship. The same "damned Iteration" of names is stereo trped at all social functions clasaln 'd hi what Yellow-plush abroad deems best. The nominal type of the society In tbls country now for divorce court associations Ami syndicate speculation than for atther erudition or probity. The Inter characteristic of such society Is rlly redolent of the, morally Hd. the financially fleeting and the daily sensational. The scholar society finds himself la a wll i lacking the aroma and fbe hoes am wall as the repose of tbs woods. The feaat sorlety for the scholar la often er aaW'aar than a crowd, JTortunate Is ah scholar who ran siseeeoiy say "my to mo a kingdom Is" and wbo i m a few friends la aatare and als dmrt alternated a aorletl which the creative "boat" ts appHcabW wlth- C3artr. ; - ' Chsaapesltteavf prominence la aval , caa ar la pcfciie life falls to aa excep- "f yawtkfal ma a. tV lartdeat la rrl aad aa showing that this it ; f'l Czrt raaag am. Tat It thoaia i J t f 7iJhat Clo la alas aa 1 f? f'J cjtx Catalaart waasf part In the work of the wwld. (jea-j eral Hragg, of Wisconsin, who was re eently appointed consul general at Ha vana, has passed his seventy-fifth birth ' day. Thus tbo first occupant of thai office under the independent republh will be a man who had made a brilliant wax record before President Roosevelt was Are years old. George H. Williams of Oregon, who has been nominated foi mayor of Portland, was the attornej general of the United States when Mr Knox, the present attorney general was a law student, and was a presiden tial elector before Mr. Knox was born. There i ofteu something touching in the allusions of aged men to the place of seniority which tbey realise that thej have come to occupy. Senator Vest, ol Missouri, in discussing a civil war In cldent In the senate a few weeks ago remarked that he was the only surviv ing member of the senate of the Con federate states, and added that It would be only a short time before he should join his twenty-five colleague of that body. Senator Hoar, In a aim liar vein, exclaimed on the death of Senator Morrill, one of the few oldet than himself In congressional service: Henceforth I shall work with my Juniors." Freshmen, sophomores. Jun iors, seniors, most of us sooner or latel become in the college of everyday life, even If its successive gradations an less distinctly marked than in academic halls. And there is work and opjior- t unity in every class. Of wide applica tion Is the half-facetious remark of the late William Morris Hunt, who replied when asked at what age a person should undertake the study of art: "Not under four nor over ninety." The schools and colleges which pro vide the truest education do nil they can to develop thai self-respect which springs from scrupulous care and train ing of the body. The most enlightened cities are doing a similar work for their Inhabitants. The recent increase of free public baths is one of the most encour- againg signs of the times. The move ment is confined to no one city. From New York conies the news of current agitation for eleven new public bath houses, and for shower baths In ten scboolhouses that lack sucli accessories of education. In Chicago. Philadelphia and other communities the movement is similarly under way. In Boston the system has perhaps reached its highest development. Thirty-five years ago the first free public baths were introduced. The cily now controls thirteen floating bath-houses, six salt water and two river bathing beaches, two swimming pools, two gymnasiums with all-Impor tant showers and tubs, and a year round bath-house of most approved con struction. Tula 'loose Is git nateil In a densely populated region, and during the first of Its three years of existence was used by 30),0l0 persons of both sexes. Xo one can question the hy gienic value of such an establishment, or of the sea beaches and floating houses scattered throughout the city. In one year more ttwn 2,000.000 buthg were taken at the public bath-houses by persons the most of whom, prob ably, had no other access to bathrooms. The physical advantages which result from this system are great, but the moral and educational value Is greater. Each bath-house Is a kindergarten of citizenship. The boy and girl, the older Immigrant to America, find In It a tan gible expression of the city's Interest In him and her. The price tbey must pay for the proffered privileges Is conform ity to a few simyle rules evidently made for the good of all. This Is the A. B C tf (.Itizeiuihlp, teachable lu every town and city. It is no small thing that in learning It our new citizens may acquire at filename time that which 1 next to godliness. Could Not Pass the Kxautinatlon. A Southern woman spe-is with pride of the many years ot Jfaithful. loving service rendered by her dusky honsokeeper. Xot only In VAunt Ca line" valued for her executive abil ity, but her Judgment Is so wise In inont case that her mistress has come to depend greatly upon her opinion In certain matters. "Do you think James would be a good uiMii for us to take up Into the mountains with us this summer. Aunt (VlliieY" she asked one day, referring to a handsome young darky wbo had leen for six weeks In ber employ. Aunt Callne folded her arms and as sumed her most Judicial asjtect. "Missy Kate." she said, firmly, "I done watch dat boy eber snce he come hyar. an' I done tent hltn. When I tesled hlni In de esse oh de spring !ed, I foiin' out dat when It come to llftlu', dat hoy was all take hold mi' mighty little raise. Missy Kate, an' '.it's a pore sign ob character. In my opin ions." , Aa His Child haw Him. A prominent real estate man In IO Angeles had an experience a few even ings agojhn; kept hlai guessing for a little hit as to whether he should foel complimented or otherwise. He was at home with one Utile daughter while his wife and another of the children were downtown. Darkness was com ing on and the HtMe girl was anxiously watching for her mother's return. Hrr nervousness grew space. In spite of th father's attempts st reassurance. M length the little ,ne burst Into tears, saying: "I Just can't help It! I need niomh and 1 must have her. "Do you do fhU way when your mamma Is here an1 I'm away?" askefl the father. "Xo. of course not" replied the little oaa. " "Osaa then tf ere's some growo- ap person about the house." am An gsts Herald. Thar la a pigaaa raagt near Lot Aa fats wt5 avarr year aaaoa a boat EDUCATED IN NEW YORK. Caba'a First M la later tht Uaited States. Oonxalo de Quesada, the first mlnlo tar to the United States from free Cuba, was born in Havana In 1818. HI father and mothei werearlstocrata and Quesada la Justly proud of his fam ily. He graduated from tbe College of the City of New York in 1888 and entered the Colum bia School of Mines. 1 1 ti I butabanadoned thii S -'I shortly for the law MiMsii-u yi LAt)A school, where he re eel red the degree of Bachelor of Lawi in 1891. He spent some months In a law office, but the do'n8 tne Pr fessiou did not appeal to him, and bt suddenly entered the service of the Ar gentine confederation, becoming on of that country's delegation to the Pan American Congress in Washington. Hii uncle, Senor Saenz Pana, at that time the minister for foreign affairs, visited this country, and Quesada served hinj as secretary. Upon tbe adjournment of the congress Quesada journeyed with him through England, France and Sixain, sailing iroin the mother countrj for Argentina. Then Quesada returned with the official title of consul from that country to Philadelphia. In the meantime Senor Quesada had been In close communication with Jos Marti, the head nud front of the Cuban revolutionary movement To Quesada'i romantic nilud Marti was a leadei worthy of any sacrifice, and he resign ed his consulship to devote all hb energy to the cause of Cuba. When MarU left Xew York to find death at the front In Cuba, Quesada was, by order of icn. Gomez, placed it charge of the revolutionary move ments in the United States, nils posl h: held with great satisfaction to hit people, until Estrada Palina was elect ed to that position. During this period Quesada found time to serve as a mem ber of the Executive Committee of tht Spanish-American Literary Society and of the Cuban Benevolent Society, It New York. He also published thre books of short stories, one with the ele merit of love predominant, the other? filled with patriotism. All of these wen in Spanish. Quesada has an Imietuous dlsposl tion and a lovable personality which have greatly endured him to the Cu bans and made many warm friend.' for him elsewhere. His Intelligence and vivacity won for him Secretary Hay's regard, and his deep love ot country made Mr. McKlnley his HriD friend. Why Bill Moved. It was on a Missouri highway that native stopped a man driving a load of household goods and asked: "Say, Bill, where ye gittin toV" "Gittln' out o' this county, Abe," wai the reply. "But ye Jest moved a few days ago, Bill." "I know it, Abe," said the man on the wagon, "but that's long enough fot me." "Waal, Bill, I'm sorry ye don't like our county. Mebbe ye wasn t treated uelghlorly enough?" "Yes, I reckon I was. I hadn't got settled when a family cotne In and borrowed a Jug o' 'lasses and three chairs, and another family come in and borrowed tcrhacker and cups and saucers and then " "But that was Jest to be neighborly, Bill," Interrupted the other. "1 kinder thought so, Ale," he con tinued, "but as I was saylu', then 'long comes another family and borrows mj mattress, and another got the loan of my stove, and " "Jest wanted to make ye feel at home. Bill." "I kalkerlated so, Abe, and I wasn't saylu' a word until Jim Brown come over yesterday and borrowed my gun and my hunting dog." "Yes, Jim's a neighborly old soul." "Mebbe be Is, Abe, and I let him have 'em; but, dawg-gone my hide, when be come back an hour later and said lie bad accideushually killed the dog and wanted to borrow another I kalkerlated it was time to move. Gil up thar Sam, and let's be a gittln' out o' this neighborly county. Gee-up!" Not "One of tbe Finest." A remarkable Instance of the lost and recovery of speech Is recorded in Glasgow, says a Iondon paper. A po lice constable was arrested on a series of charges of theft from warehouses, snd as the result of the shock caused by his apprehension he lost his power of speech. He was found not guilty of th charge laid against him. buf being dumb was unable to resume hi diti.es as a policeman, and a gratuity of OA was given hint. After the lapse of several week hi power of sieech has returned to him. rlrat American Bible. The only known copy of the original Issue of the first Bible ever printed In A merles In the English language and the foundation stone for sll collections of American Bibles, known as the Mark Bkctt" Hlble, was sold rev cently for It was printed by Kneelsnd Green, of Hoston, in a small quarto, a reprint of a fondou Imprint by Mark Bsskett. Mow M Magheed. "Does your husband suffer much the felon on his flnser?" we ask ed of toe wife of the deaf-and-dumb "indeed." she answered, "he Is often perfectly speechless from the pain." Baltimore American. If yea Inherited curly hair from your aacastscf, yoa got ajort tbaa most pro fia gat from tbeira. i L TOPICS OF THE TIMES. A CHOICE SELECTION 0 INTER ESTING ITEMS. Cesssisats aad Crlttctoass Baaed Csoa the Happcaiaa Dar-BlsUrtr cat aad Ksws Mots. The picnic still makes connection with tbe rainstorm., When a man Is short he Is naturally more or less crusty. Some men waste a lot of time wish ing It sere lo-niorrow. Only a great man can successfully dodge undeserved glory. If a man Is unable to blush there's lit tle hope of reforming him. Economy Is the foundation on which all large fortunes are built. Little mice gnaw at a big cheese and little vices gnaw at a great virtue. Some men object to dogs, and some women object to men who object to dogs. The boy who dies after his first heart break wouldn't have amounted to much anyway. When a man has stomach trouble he la never at a loss for something to oc cupy bis mind. As the sultan of Turkey gets only $:,( 100.000 a year. It is no wonder that he cannot pay his personal debts. When your real Panama hat has been out In half a dozen rain storms it is hard to distinguish It from a 12 imita tion. There is no reason why it should ever be the uncxected that happens to a man who speculates with other people's money. Many a 1m- thinks he will le his own Uosk when he reaches man's estate, but then he proceeds to get married and ii s a - off. f It is the same old Spain so far as bullfighting Is concerned, no matter how much the Imperial administrations may change. Somelssly has accused Mark Twain of smoking .'!-ceiit cigars. Now he may have to reconsider his detotrmlnatlon nrt to speak in public again. A woman clerk has been deprived of her position in the War Department be cause she talked loo much. Since such things may biippeu, Ihe outlook for woman must be regarded as dark. Only three days intervened between the accession of .the young king of Spain and the setting up of the new Cuban republic. Viewed In its widest asjiects, the coincidence should not dis turb the ieople of either country. Culm la better off without Spain, and Spain Is probably better off without her tur bulent colonies. An eastern newspaper writer declares tbat there Is pressing necessity for a dictionary of profanity. There Is no denying that such a book of reference would be of much service In times of lingual stress when ordinary profanity fails to lit the occasion. It would also have this advantage: That In looking up the proHT word for a particular emergency the searcher would be most likely to cool off, and when the word was found there would le no occasion to use It. By all means let us have a sweating dictionary. The far-reach I ii g decision of a Chica go Jndge that a mot her-!n-ln w has the same tights and privileges in a house that are accorded to a dog is not to be antagonized. The decision In effect is that lu the caw of the dog the wife can not complain If the dog does not bite; the matter of the dog's barking evi dently cuts no figure. So. if ti iwu Iter-In-law, Seakiug metaphorically, do"s not bile, It cannot be successfully urged against her that she barks. The judg" docs not accept Mine, de Stael's gloomy and iswslmlslic preference for dogs as o)iswd to humanity, biit Is willing to give everylssly and everything a show, and lie Is much to le honored for his Judicial fairness. A to the particular case which brought out the decision. It Is true that a wife Is to be pitied when circumstances conijs'rher to live in the house with two mothers of her prede cessor, but this docs not ffet the Justice of the judge's ruling or im pair the beauty of the husband's Hllsl devotion. The Judge and the husband do thfir duty as they see It; the wife Is the Innocent victim of a little tough luck which cannot lie recognized by law. We are an educational Mople. When t.rd I'siiiicefote dies we laud him and say that his Miiction for this country was only a irine less man mat lie en tertained for England. When Prince Hewy collies we make him gracious pe"clie and cry "Iloch. the Kaiser." When Koclialulwvu' statue la unveiled we reiiieiulier the past and clasp the hand of the Frenchman snd call hi m brother. And we are sincere In all this. There Is nothing small In the A merles n mind or heart We are isdlle and agree able Iwcause we are sincere. Our gra cloiisueM la lienny anil unaffected. At the same flute our courtesies should not be mlsuudcrtod nor should our polite ness lie presumed on. We are not over whelmed with grail Hide at the visit or a prince. We are far from bending tbe knee that thrift may follow fawning. Ws are not built that way. It should he understood that while we remember with gratitude the kelp of heroic men In the dark day of our cany me we kept our self-respect Inviolate, it maj k t.k.n for in-anted that It la me sev tied policy of the United States to main tain friendly relations with an uc gov emmens of the earth. But we do not forget there are to be no entagllng al liances. Our Americanism Is of the good old-fashioned type of the days or Washington and Franklin, as any na tion of Europe will discover should It trv to oatronlie us. We do not suffer the patronage of sovereigns or of princes. We are a nation or sovereign and prince. Af trr the annoaneeinent-ol the death of the late Amos J. Cuinmlngs, and the further announcement that the estate had been settled, the follow log psra irinnh aotHared unon the lies Moines Capital's editorial piige: "The late Amos J. Cuuunlngs left an estate or $1,500. Amos J. Cummlngs was an honest man." The Keokuk Gate City reproduced the paragraph and added: "Also an Improvident man. What. with his salary as congressman and his earnings on the lecture platform ami with his en. he ought to have saved more than the above sum." The Cedar Itanlds Itepublicau reproduce lHth. and, using them as a text, sermonizes as follows: "The (fate City's criticism Is pertinent. Honesty and poverty may be svnonvmous. but It is neither wise nor just to teach men that they are necessarily synonymous terms. Wealth can lm accumulated without dishonor. Men in public station can accumulate property ami still maintain 'heir Integ rity of nurnose and life. If this paper should be called upou to state what in its opinion would contribute as much as any other one tiling to the public weal we should say: Cultivation on the part of the masses of the American people of a desire to accumulate a com- etciicy.' We do not mean by this that every man should enshrine mammon above his altars. It Is suld of us. and quite Justly, that we make money our God, lhat everylssly Is In pursuit of the ahnlirhtv dollar, and that we are too much Inclined to measure a mmi's success by the sum total of his accumu lations. But this criticism dues not ap ply to the masses. The majority of the American ieople, like the famous New York congressman, are Improvident. Wages and salaries are higher In Amer ica than anywhere else lu the world, and yet so many live from hand lo mouth that great fortunes are held only by the few-. That wealth accumulates in the hands of the few Is due some what, at least, to the fact that the ma jority of the people spend everything they make. In France thrift Is almost universal. As a result France has a very large number of people who own property. There arc more small linul- owners in Frame than In any oilier country In the world. The Germans have this accumulative Instinct In a marked degree. In their own country by reason of the laws they are unable to get small holdings of laud as they do in France, but when they come to America and embark In agriculture they Invariably acquire ownership, and tbat of the very lest land obtainable. As a result poverty Is almost unknown among them and there is little. If. anv. dissatisfaction. The German anarchists come from tbe schools and the univer sities where they dream and grow en vious. Instead of where they work and save. America, as we have said, af fords opportunities far In excess of sm other country in the world. It is almost within the bounds of reason to say that no one In this country jiossessing av erage ability and health need despulr of reaching this most comfortable of all situation-providing he have average length of life. That so many do not seek to attain this exceedingly ilimir able position Is a reproach unto ns. and It ought not to be accounted a virtue anywhere." Aided by tbe Government. One of the most surprising of recent co-operative enterprises received olTl c!al recognition in Frauce recently, when ihe ministry of commerce pre sided at a banquet in honor of the sue ces of th Ghalou coal mine. This mine, which had not been worked since 18i0, was bought in last July by twen ty Ave miners who had bi-en disiharg ed from the Mouecau pit near by. They paid Cl.iMMi for the property, which they had Isirrowed from ihe Slate. Since they began working the lulue each one of the men has received about $1 a day, -to cents of which he has con tributed to the common pension fund. Each alsu has paid 25 cents more into the treasury for fissl snd shelter and sent the remainder to his family. By good luaiiagemeut the humble mine owners have made their property entirely self siipiort lug, paid off all i-osts of material, and now find them selves with a balance of about l.'.ixsi In the treasury. Work Is now being carried mi at a depth of 240 feet, and the miners are occupied with a seam six feet thick and thirty-three feet wide. One of Heed's llelorts. "Xo mailer what you may say," de clared llepreselitstlve I'.ahcock of Wis cousin to Chairman Payne of tit- Ways and Means Committee, soordlng to lslle's Weekly, when they'Vcre dls. cussing l lie Italic! k proposition 0 put all steel prislucts oil the free list, " a Hi right, and I know It, and w hen a man Is right he Is In the majori.'y." "Just so," replied Payne, "but you reiiieinlier thai 'Tom' Heed used to say, 'God and one make a major'ty, but many a martyr has been burned at tbe stake w hile the votes were being count ed.' "-New York Tribune. If we were a sober hark driver, wa would hate to drive a load of druakea passengers. A fool can afford ta laugh at am wlaa guy wh pays far faai There are 72,1128 miner In Mexico. Michigan postal clerks have organ xed. Barbers In Holland receive about I week. Canadian lalr unions are deiuandV ngi'putract foreign latsjr law. It Is estimated that 4.47.'.o"0 person ire employed in the world's mines. A week's work for women ssd boy? n New Zealand factories hi limited ta 15 hours. Textile Industries In America employ fiM'J.!)7S wage-earners at aii average ol 10.17 a week. A union of bed rublier, polishers and nslde marble workers and telephone (ml switchboard milkers has been formed. Chicago Typographical l"nln. No. Id, elcbrated Its Hftlclh anniversary by a monster outdoor demoiisi ration at Thornton Park. Kussian and other miners are bein -mployed In English coal mines and an agitation against their employment 1 being considered. Adding tbe 27 lalxir papers whit b were launched In the last year, ther are now 217 union labor paierg pull llshed In this country. New Zealand lias purchased one of the largest coal mines in that country, A coal trust was being formed and the foveriiinent came forward with public ownership as the remedy. Organizers for the Clgarmnker Union are making Inroads Into the ter ritory of the American Tobacco Com pany, known as the trust, and the agk latioii Is going steadily on. The union never was able to gel a foothold wltb this concern until the present time. A committee has been chosen to look Into the matter of organizing a new 'iiirty to Is- Ktipiioricd by organized la bor. The idea originated with Presl lent GoiniM'is, of the America) Fcdera 'Ion of Labor. Goiiipers suggests th ilea of abandoning the two old parties, ut makes no recommendations. Frank Hawley. of Buffalo, grand master of the Switchmen's I'niou id North America, advocates the form ion nf a national labor federation. oiiipoed of all the labor organization t the ( tilted Slates. He Is of the oplu- on that If stnii an organization were formed It could. If the necessity arono. all for a general strike, which would ttop the wheels of commerce anrf veiitually fone employers to concede i.ie demands of their employes. lu Cleveland a clause lu the latest franchise granted requires that In case tf dispute the company shall select twe men, the employes two, find the inayni it the city shall act as the fifth mem ber of a board to arbitrate all differ 'tici-. Another clause provides uiat he men shall not work more than ten jours in fourteen out of every twenty- four. This rule abolishes the "swing'' runs, as the men are assured that thej will have at least ten hours to them- elves at a stretch every day Instead if having two or three turns and not netting more than fnir or five hour off for rest nt one time. The trustees of the Johns Hopkllit University announce that a citizen ot Malt I more has given a sum of moiiej to the university to Is- devoted to S lysteiniiilc Investigation of the history activities and influence of labor organi sations In the Fulled States. The suib f $rio is given for the Immediate pur base by the university library of addl- tlonal books. Journals and reports r atlng to tills subject. The further sum if ll.POO Is made available lo meet tht tfxtiensex Incident to carrying on tin Inquiry for the next academic year. Ihe Investigation will be conducted hi the economic seminary, under the di rection of Dr. .1. H. Hollander, ass--!. (te professor of finance. It will l-gln 'n Octolier. liHi'J. and extend over sucb erlod of time as may be warranted by :he extent of il,e Inquiry and the deft ilteness of the results attained. Why Russia Its r red His Ilook. Press ceusorshlp caille under discus sion the other day during a lecture of Professor Franklin II. Glddlngs, who occupies the chair of aocloloev lu Co lumbia, lu dwelling on the altitudes or nirreretit governments the Professor mentioned the oppressive and not alto gether luielllglble methods employed by Itussla, and as au lusta lift- lit iM.lnf. ed to the fact that his work on soclol- gy Is allowed circulation In that conn :ry, w hereas Mr. li ster F. Ward s book Milled "Hyusmlc Koclol,gy" j under Ihe ban of ll. Czar's censors. Turning lufjVie ,,f his students, who happens to b!hv Wuy and who hu. ..n. oye, life under Itiisslsu rule, the Pro- resaor asked bliti If bo could venture in explanation. "Why. easily," Mid the young man, sccoiding to the New York Times. The title of Mr. Ward's book on Ha fa.t- condemns It lu that country, 'Dy. uunilc' Is so much like "dynamite' and sociology' like 'socialism' that Ilia iverage brilliant Itueelan censor wouldn't have to think twice to know 'lis duty." A Literal Interpretation. "Why do we asy, Glva us this day Mir dally bread?-" asked a Bandar chord teacher after the lesson. "Because wa want It freah," answer ?d a Utile gtrl.-IJitle Chronicle. Kellglou that la kept forKuudar I ipt to ferment about the middle sf tha rook.